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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

/ Q8 |. U/ ?% M歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls$ L  }4 U5 g4 B
SNOOP
; Q$ U2 u5 q1 K* w& E+ I[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.# k5 E2 b4 r, q+ T
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KATY
6 n2 D* \7 V4 N) e* Z5 a4 MI know a place where the girls are always meaner
% y; I+ E/ e' E2 }% LIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener% F1 F) ?& }/ |  q4 d7 M" S2 _( O
0 l: g/ a1 Y/ Z
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
# R* {  T- M& N8 Z3 Cwith foam( {  L$ H  ]6 M) w7 i
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting 6 n! Y9 |; D8 Q, w
on i-phones
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+ {% H9 `' i5 x1 Q; FKATY- A" u$ Q3 f. }' N$ Q
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
1 d( z! s/ P3 Y  X  X1 {% Z2 e0 jWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous' r+ A) H) u1 Z

& W. }' W: f+ O: zCalifornia girls we're unreliable
3 w" Q  I" D3 [Never worked a day in our lives
# \; _) }2 v( e5 ]$ aHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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# D% ]" U9 f) R. tDOG
& R* x" g- k: B  R0 gOWOWOWOWOW
+ ~7 V. v+ @% _3 A9 q4 r7 N6 {7 H3 n6 w) }5 m3 v+ p, c# F; y9 S
California girls we're so predictable8 X7 e. t5 ~. A! \8 `
Hottest bodies money can buy
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# o4 O+ b: B( l+ R2 L8 d, j! hSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
9 |6 c- t2 @  @& R  Z
. g3 D2 D! N) _* mBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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SNOOP
( l. A  m8 _! s, e9 PSign your name on the dotted line1 {8 w( G0 q) V8 @8 I
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
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# M( T2 H9 p: p0 L3 N% J7 UOnce you cross the L.A. Border; I9 L7 l$ r; i' c$ v) o9 T/ w: L$ B
You develop an eating disorder1 l3 Z5 M/ L2 k0 n6 X5 Q
; }& F! ^/ I, @' T+ p/ p7 l2 e
Sell your soul, dance on the pole. F- p6 V- }% D# K2 ?
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role8 Q0 L2 s* }# v' q: r, L  u
3 V7 T6 u& ?4 y# O" C% P- I# W# p
Nose jobs, tummy tucks 1 V; D7 C# j/ d% U9 a6 K, h
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
/ H1 _4 Y: j  r) {5 O/ Y9 y: J
4 I! c2 ~4 t0 }& J7 V  ZInflate your lips. Loose the hips
. V; s0 d  M" OSee through shirts show off your nips) i& V+ s8 S; ]% l& i
1 J, f; |- L% F# L: a  O+ h
Paparazzi is everywhere( p! Z: v! {4 i! s9 @  h1 I
Oops forgot your underwear
; A; h( @8 N6 n! H4 j! ?
7 D+ g6 q* k5 @/ [Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
- C" r2 k+ l  B8 A4 m8 Q& R' hCus you're representin' California" d0 Y, z. L+ K4 L& ^

9 @# p' J% ^+ gBut you know I'd still be all up inya
) O7 g/ [- p* o4 X: E9 R0 h* DEven if that ass was from Virginia! Q& l( Q8 _1 u5 U+ b7 _. g

# D  |3 j! q2 R! PAnd you know that you can bet your butt
. Z, V! n: f# g- s# ?- PThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
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+ a5 q* w( x$ e! S. f$ x. dI could really fill my booty quota
2 x- B: o7 q1 D! GBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
9 ^( n4 W. M+ \1 f1 Y, F8 Z6 M' l- [: e4 o9 C0 p( }+ z
KATY3 t& P7 J8 S% k) @. G, j8 A
California Girls we are so are desperate
% U. e3 a/ \+ u5 a# _' |' ySold our souls for fortune and fame
& B5 B5 U8 ~; M/ D) v! e; w4 f0 |Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith  j' N3 I4 X! S: L: p3 f+ l

; x+ l( Q% f! A& q, {( j# l$ ROW OW OW OW AGHH! }# o2 R0 {# ?
  [- D1 N. ~; u  k& s- M
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
9 i$ Q0 w) v2 ^4 D& G4 kAll Pop sounds exactly the same
" h2 e/ C) X8 S1 D4 t; Y& \' uIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did; ?: |, @( Z& O
OWOWOWOW ! x* `" X7 a5 Z* e
6 _( j$ d" ^* Z6 d0 y& c2 s
SNOOP
6 S7 [& |4 j4 {% [1 ^; D+ o- b$ w[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
* F, v+ Q% F  K3 b7 R& I
: S9 [8 r* O! J: ~0 XKATY0 j' [* a( H1 E
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
0 r, r8 ^" H; o" M& {* ~1 ~, \/ ?If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener' X; B2 R+ s8 S3 o5 T) e
! b5 D7 v; Z8 Q! a+ K3 c( G
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
$ c. w; y0 E2 @. U- xwith foam9 j9 U/ ~! t/ v
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting & I0 J' W1 z0 C* g- {; ]/ U' _5 Z  a
on i-phones
7 N2 E8 F2 I( l# k- X9 Q( @- h5 P( K) R6 Z
KATY
; K9 N8 @- w) J6 G  r( A  [You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is' a5 h3 {, K/ \( x" e5 ]: e
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
3 g+ a4 s2 }6 ^/ \' ?  e9 E" h# d+ d9 _9 Y% h& S* ^
California girls we're unreliable! ^4 D5 h7 q$ D/ M! w# |
Never worked a day in our lives
7 a2 N2 V' g. S& \Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
5 p# \1 n8 j& l* e
+ C8 y4 S" K& I7 n5 T% c1 x0 W4 L) YDOG
  P* I9 I, D  S2 COWOWOWOWOW
3 P8 p" V4 N+ a( O  o" Z' D5 U# O. p
California girls we're so predictable
- h1 U; {* N) [& zHottest bodies money can buy
& z' L* x: n! Y, x: @$ }& O
& d( P  J1 }/ b8 ]0 r3 v' ]Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable# ]* y5 ~  n2 ]. L& k
+ C* d3 Z4 Y0 S- ]8 L* N/ k
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing6 p; B- I7 ~+ G( M

% u: x1 J* X5 N1 l; x% j8 M7 ~SNOOP
/ Q5 n8 X, P( R- e+ cSign your name on the dotted line" C; E6 \7 [: I, a# C; `: _3 [/ j  ^
Don't need brains if that ass is fine1 [0 z' J/ N8 D$ s/ [; ~

5 }6 ~4 o2 |9 e( D0 {, X# P# n1 [Once you cross the L.A. Border8 Q9 c& p2 b3 l; H7 D
You develop an eating disorder8 V2 W, w& X1 G
, O9 L# j9 E! i" f6 r5 l: k" P' q
Sell your soul, dance on the pole
# v: ^) c' E" b/ L- y# [: HBang Charlie Sheen just for a role& }: a6 Z! w* x
$ P5 o4 H$ N! a0 q1 n8 Y
Nose jobs, tummy tucks 0 z) ]8 B% L' |( J7 `: H7 N
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
  l2 |/ p: T# Q- K: ?
9 A+ z3 q/ E' o0 S1 R5 L6 P( `; J" tInflate your lips. Loose the hips3 \6 d8 |- }7 s  _# G( b+ t) H
See through shirts show off your nips
' ~; J! a, d+ b8 N+ a# T1 c1 J& z
Paparazzi is everywhere% ?/ |& ~5 @! `# R
Oops forgot your underwear 2 _& d3 S) F& T! R

9 U, h2 b5 D" oKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya# E3 U/ E; O% ]2 ]: @, G1 w1 E
Cus you're representin' California% j- B! ?1 a2 X: \( B

5 M4 r- y- H, ?- k& SBut you know I'd still be all up inya
+ K5 d/ N/ Q! ZEven if that ass was from Virginia
$ l  `: G) |$ C( b& D* Z* l4 D6 W5 O) y, C4 v
And you know that you can bet your butt: R* x3 z4 C( F& C1 G1 c9 s7 `
That I'd do girls from Connecticut- k$ g; y( [4 o. e" k# i

. }4 N; s2 _; J; d; A6 B3 _! {" eI could really fill my booty quota1 I: O! z$ _# w+ l2 g
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota0 l+ }' q+ v$ f

3 s% r- f6 _  q# Z  b! Y# Y. yKATY
% g! ?7 O9 G2 vCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
! i1 {5 O* m  p# pSold our souls for fortune and fame/ q7 h. S: t1 D% U) w
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith; E% t! p5 S: ^$ c0 ~7 e

0 P: _7 j1 d* s- B1 V) N* K4 eOW OW OW OW AGHH
) T- S' u3 ~: c6 r4 ~! T  k
" P7 q7 r1 d" U"California Gurls" is so repetitive% f  c! C+ M- j: _2 E
All Pop sounds exactly the same ! m) }6 f7 v4 M: O( {. f
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did; j; H6 h( ^; R! w2 g8 |
OWOWOWOW
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