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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls; }2 R8 @; q. u% @8 C3 O/ r
SNOOP
8 w& ^( y* {& Z[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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6 ]; {& s; ~# m. u* EKATY
- p" J9 O& L& t7 OI know a place where the girls are always meaner
9 y) O" F8 r  Z/ ~: ~If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener* @5 S8 `% y& |* i: I1 o

0 a6 a$ M5 [3 p2 ]% R* M' O# k; ^Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea ( |& ^: ?3 u$ G8 p& y  \$ h/ ]
with foam
" j) H3 g$ a7 A' pDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
# l# a; }/ ^8 }9 Z6 Xon i-phones * O; B3 i* e+ X# r% V  i

9 P# `' B1 H' WKATY6 n+ t: V* `4 |0 P
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is1 G) K1 x8 }# \+ ]. b
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
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California girls we're unreliable( W& |+ X1 x) x! m
Never worked a day in our lives
7 R) s- |' A9 e% X. \- }6 c7 KHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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& V! V5 }8 w5 f  b. V- tDOG
0 O0 X6 m- j3 gOWOWOWOWOW4 J& g, F- c% e" [: V# I; Q
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California girls we're so predictable
' J- r. {3 [0 c7 [! F3 \2 o7 L* RHottest bodies money can buy
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) h7 k( V4 z6 G* t, M; h8 ySpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable8 b1 M/ `& S$ T8 G- F" r$ K
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Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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SNOOP" e5 E- Q' c2 z) A1 U" k" ]
Sign your name on the dotted line
& i! v( R& A9 [Don't need brains if that ass is fine
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Once you cross the L.A. Border
2 i2 [3 l+ n: T; c* mYou develop an eating disorder' k$ t, i" N6 }& d
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Sell your soul, dance on the pole: F3 k8 a- A8 C5 y. q; P2 x' ~
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role! J7 e$ z$ T" k; ?5 ~8 I( ^) c
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Nose jobs, tummy tucks
. \5 i+ D! G7 V/ m  uThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
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# e& T( Y& ?; NInflate your lips. Loose the hips
! V; @4 K3 q& O& F: c' p9 FSee through shirts show off your nips
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1 F+ C9 r' V) qPaparazzi is everywhere
  I- D. n: g" S) h( TOops forgot your underwear
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* E, W6 P$ m. a! y3 dKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
& u8 K& n4 m; qCus you're representin' California1 z3 \* ]  H" `7 f3 w0 o
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But you know I'd still be all up inya
4 K$ o* O2 I$ j: HEven if that ass was from Virginia
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And you know that you can bet your butt
) K! z6 F( m: T  c1 ?2 |That I'd do girls from Connecticut
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9 l) R: u8 V, E) [: J4 }I could really fill my booty quota$ P3 ^7 W2 r+ y) P6 _% Z
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota+ m4 E0 S2 O# _, B9 b* P  H, Z

( J- |2 A& A0 {2 {* ~$ BKATY( n6 A; j$ g3 g% F
California Girls we are so are desperate5 K0 b2 J! _; e3 n
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
1 q! i* d" z  X0 Y0 \0 PSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith* W2 [! s+ g* q4 d3 J1 @3 `' S# O

2 B. y/ t5 }# b( v1 @! G) AOW OW OW OW AGHH: m& f% {/ k, f3 D

9 w1 i7 G9 B* L  n8 S6 y"California Gurls" is so repetitive6 ~" w/ A) I; u, X" [( \4 N
All Pop sounds exactly the same : J& G0 h/ f4 `) D% ^' S6 P" I" {
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did. z. O" y! q( [
OWOWOWOW 0 k9 P4 y# Y3 @& x( N8 {$ `% d

9 f! x( X* h( H* U; ySNOOP
* G3 D" k& A0 _9 @[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.( l' }9 g, [' z- _. Z1 x
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KATY
# z0 S9 s9 y3 C" x: y( RI know a place where the girls are always meaner
5 R8 W2 V/ }  O% O' v  h7 U% iIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener$ S! w; ]6 O9 U6 ~3 Q

0 X& J' O7 Y$ V: [" z' `: C& e& H) USippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea ) @# n7 H& j; p9 p) w6 t5 T7 P
with foam
3 @& ^! p3 d1 }. ADrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting 6 k& a0 ~/ U8 H2 ~1 }! B
on i-phones # `  L5 e8 h. I: h

! z6 p% E  D9 R; R8 N) a0 G' JKATY
  B; }, v0 B# o: A6 Z4 PYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
4 q" X7 j, k( d6 n, F) xWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
! u; V; i2 n7 D1 u, O
8 c6 R) n$ \) @5 g  c3 bCalifornia girls we're unreliable/ g% @) y/ z  `, n' Q  E, o% |
Never worked a day in our lives
1 q6 ?$ P4 e: s- n7 UHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
' ], t/ \5 M  u( O: |4 I5 g  i  `, j' \
DOG  J# ]% M) r3 _6 }) K, o
OWOWOWOWOW
5 t( z0 _" w8 I" G  x6 d; L3 D! Y6 _8 t) s  j9 [0 e
California girls we're so predictable5 t. H: U9 _. J: Y, n) E
Hottest bodies money can buy
: s* Z; w  v" h' g# ]0 n2 y) ]
) ?" t# G+ `. X7 ?7 ^6 gSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable; ?# B4 D# a8 K; I
2 O; g) s+ q) Q. J. _1 g) W* W2 E
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing+ x) S! ^6 E, }
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SNOOP7 R' Y6 d" a+ l/ ~8 y
Sign your name on the dotted line
. \5 d1 i) n" s7 j7 U/ Y  iDon't need brains if that ass is fine
7 \8 I3 L' ^% j  O9 _" I% D- b% ?% q
) }* ?" I: A- z! }1 W: l# z: cOnce you cross the L.A. Border
* `/ _1 O+ Y: G5 q. M2 ^2 k! y8 RYou develop an eating disorder; R3 [' s& }% _% ?) I1 \+ R/ \5 X' x
. O+ Q, M6 C) l, r7 z/ A6 U  x; W
Sell your soul, dance on the pole
9 v( |; j& L, Q. S3 uBang Charlie Sheen just for a role: C6 Q/ k% S% z# i6 S2 m

8 k; k+ ?0 S& U7 T8 Q" k# XNose jobs, tummy tucks 2 X% e9 s6 m3 W/ m
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
6 V3 g8 W7 S5 J: Y  {0 ]$ x; C. S$ ?7 t3 F+ ~
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips) n: s, d1 y$ I- ^
See through shirts show off your nips1 f, W! L$ G0 c/ R

8 C3 b7 A5 O0 @- u' tPaparazzi is everywhere$ G0 O0 D$ n4 W9 O4 z
Oops forgot your underwear / m% [+ U0 V) n6 w- B, ?: `' ]
& _, {9 a$ `4 o2 Z+ M# [5 p
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
; `6 ^/ \) Q& g3 s/ ~/ d/ _Cus you're representin' California" p6 y4 P! z1 N

) {# U8 w6 U% r( o7 c% RBut you know I'd still be all up inya  R/ B, x1 N" x* ?) H7 J7 i
Even if that ass was from Virginia4 x& f5 s9 l9 D! q8 I9 k% ]0 ^

. u8 o/ K$ M( g+ lAnd you know that you can bet your butt
. K: w+ i8 c" L: m1 RThat I'd do girls from Connecticut! q% y) K! v. G6 v

( i- L- [1 A1 X% H7 ]I could really fill my booty quota
  u: J. o+ ~; v- a& b2 SBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota9 N2 L1 ], }! w3 J/ k

5 E# |4 w3 ]5 Y* M  H' qKATY, f2 N( D6 P" U/ m3 \* b: E
California Girls we are so are desperate
: y. Y3 I6 f# e8 I7 iSold our souls for fortune and fame
0 a6 t6 j0 R3 u. MSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
( h6 F4 X/ k+ f) X% {2 T
! ?: D8 k1 V5 U" b) l+ DOW OW OW OW AGHH
$ P% l: V2 Y& _, U2 `! ]9 p* o; I: _7 ]/ u) O3 H8 V0 o$ J  }' r
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
* B, p- Q1 K* VAll Pop sounds exactly the same 5 _6 C2 z7 d! N0 H7 D# T
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
* a& ~% q* b' I! W7 S7 O! }, BOWOWOWOW
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