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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.5 q# J' i) @. v. z
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KATY
% h0 d3 L) @6 W% a- OI know a place where the girls are always meaner. j+ |- x6 m& t% E* \* {
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
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Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea 3 v; ?6 O5 ^& v" h2 b( i
with foam
# r! J, y4 i5 uDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
) K$ W9 i  @8 c( q' n+ qon i-phones   D& t- i5 x0 I0 K. e! T

' k; `' I1 M% H: i9 X; \+ KKATY
# e$ q! j8 m& _You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is  |' V, N0 E% E5 Z. o
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
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California girls we're unreliable! }) t" B6 j# k1 O! J: R
Never worked a day in our lives; d! s% w/ x, ?9 u* S
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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DOG
7 y3 @9 o/ L7 l/ I/ kOWOWOWOWOW
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3 ?0 t8 [5 J* @9 uCalifornia girls we're so predictable3 p) W" _" X. T* R
Hottest bodies money can buy
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- }4 x. [$ w& F! @Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
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Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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4 a) S0 s# t+ a3 Y$ @* VSNOOP
; E8 _8 @' ]) a) L1 f: J. WSign your name on the dotted line6 I9 e: i* {5 L3 s" l
Don't need brains if that ass is fine0 U- e7 K" L; M& P  o& Z6 D

9 _( U2 `3 P1 GOnce you cross the L.A. Border
# c. ^/ H  N7 rYou develop an eating disorder5 s4 X" D2 N. Q3 o3 Z# o- X

! x6 G/ V2 x8 [- W- LSell your soul, dance on the pole/ A& J0 h! q4 q2 _0 Q9 o
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role0 e# ?& r+ k4 C3 s; Z0 s1 o( `3 ]5 u
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Nose jobs, tummy tucks 0 Q: S- O( n! o: o& E6 I
These are the girls I like to... hang out with4 \; k: x2 A; a4 ?
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Inflate your lips. Loose the hips% @2 g4 B5 u3 |, g) \, {# j
See through shirts show off your nips# C, B/ a) u" z  z6 O: ?5 @

0 e: ?+ W& ^& y6 u' O0 |5 ePaparazzi is everywhere6 R& h/ J# Q* f. m3 {
Oops forgot your underwear   d" P) ?, e) z" f
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Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
6 Z+ l2 A: {' q( ]& k( uCus you're representin' California
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1 T2 L0 M" _$ E* I0 nBut you know I'd still be all up inya
3 ~# q# n: }( H$ Y- M/ f, B8 UEven if that ass was from Virginia; R: N3 f9 p6 y' f$ g7 \' ?( C- `+ Q
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And you know that you can bet your butt/ U' j: y, O% r
That I'd do girls from Connecticut$ e8 i0 F7 h0 T# l, O2 T
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I could really fill my booty quota
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KATY
) I' G5 b% M( w2 a3 zCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
% {  r$ I  O- I9 M- s. U+ Z! G% QSold our souls for fortune and fame
6 q6 i2 K# M$ ^( p( z$ l- T3 Q3 XSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
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+ i0 n' L9 n; sOW OW OW OW AGHH  p0 p% h- P0 ^  l6 j5 @; y8 ?

. G8 L5 c8 P& v/ {4 s$ u"California Gurls" is so repetitive7 F! B# O( b) q( w, ?; _, }5 L5 e- ~1 X
All Pop sounds exactly the same + K2 V7 W$ _1 i# O% Y$ K
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did' Z& }6 ^5 \# f. k/ U. C5 x
OWOWOWOW
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SNOOP: E, t* D& O5 \+ \+ R! N) t
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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$ W2 Z5 I- `/ O- |% gKATY
: V4 s/ |6 G2 m, A3 y/ {I know a place where the girls are always meaner) ~) e) Q% o" {- }
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
: u! \! Z$ E; V# q# o8 T: |. n
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea 1 H; w; a4 f2 d+ k0 d; H- M; ~
with foam* b. k* A2 j" ]6 o" l: }, j
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting , e- N/ m; v* q  v0 Q6 n8 d3 _! S
on i-phones
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KATY
" @8 R9 ^! ^! KYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
9 m# }+ x8 J' p0 y# d3 zWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
: \1 @- a- _3 b! @
/ S4 O$ r6 s9 S- z! c8 u. uCalifornia girls we're unreliable
$ \/ o1 D: o* I3 N' INever worked a day in our lives
3 h; a# U3 _: {  T1 r7 [$ _Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
0 W6 y" P( I" G/ q. H% K( e
" F. e# H0 O1 J# p  ]8 ^% `DOG( ?- }/ c+ p% o3 U
OWOWOWOWOW# Y  W: L4 M9 z- [

: O% \7 y5 N' O% ?- E6 KCalifornia girls we're so predictable5 o2 N7 p6 ?- k/ F, a/ g
Hottest bodies money can buy3 |4 w7 k+ S+ ?, f- d# r

3 p, B5 @6 W7 ~( zSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
) z( ^  G0 n' Z0 J$ d8 ^6 l8 b& x+ ^; b' d+ N
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing) ^* p8 Y/ ~7 n+ P5 A  T, d
# _$ y' G& ?1 u) ~4 o9 F
SNOOP
; u6 O; k' L0 ~- N+ b2 Y6 vSign your name on the dotted line
$ I+ S/ ^7 _4 U5 @& G- b7 b+ sDon't need brains if that ass is fine+ y  a8 ?- a& C+ w$ I: N+ H
4 N) s  b4 R8 k( E2 e
Once you cross the L.A. Border
# }2 u! N' f4 ?2 l0 jYou develop an eating disorder
) z& ^7 C6 ^4 @- q! ]4 }6 w7 q
: b0 v% |9 `# e- n/ c, t1 OSell your soul, dance on the pole
5 O0 i' r. |1 b% j$ @% z$ w. S2 `Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
# \& r1 j0 l0 Q4 B. C1 u' o8 U; x) ]! g2 f
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
  q# ]4 g: D$ lThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
  l4 t. K  S: k% C6 }& _  O+ r2 \  y1 V& S
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips: H# [5 \% k) E! i0 g
See through shirts show off your nips
& p* N$ b) i$ g2 |+ ]$ k7 \) R& ^* K
Paparazzi is everywhere
( X7 J: ]7 Q; @Oops forgot your underwear , K  G: R' i9 n) C+ k0 I5 U
, W, r0 G) }$ m/ B/ u* R
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
- _6 _& U6 P9 {, c. D# UCus you're representin' California
3 u5 m) P5 n! K1 ?( }' G6 }- ^. y, q4 x' r* [9 `
But you know I'd still be all up inya
0 t: @8 z; N/ a9 O) t" O& fEven if that ass was from Virginia
" N: [1 P7 ~6 C2 m. p  l6 l- z( H7 d. C% u% w7 o! O8 ]0 I
And you know that you can bet your butt
/ @8 u6 @; a- tThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
7 A8 G- d. w9 U, j, }; W0 x
- D3 [0 _/ n6 {' J. n" [I could really fill my booty quota
) ?: N# Q, C0 R: a7 pBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
5 ], \, M$ G1 \2 C, M6 j. t! L( a* M- r% G
KATY
1 A0 |2 }8 m. U1 zCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate! w3 k) f/ O+ w4 E# A- c9 D
Sold our souls for fortune and fame8 D( ?; J* H, U1 U" `3 S
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith+ f8 Z3 s/ _+ L( `7 E8 x# O

' t7 v9 t; C/ {4 B7 ?7 @7 eOW OW OW OW AGHH& j  P8 I( ~# g& k5 y  f

! t* _8 h2 K% b"California Gurls" is so repetitive4 e' q. V  R& f
All Pop sounds exactly the same
5 v$ I, B$ l1 j! U& T5 GIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did# K3 g" i. V2 o: t: W
OWOWOWOW
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