爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.

KATY
! H5 Y, _" M0 |  eI know a place where the girls are always meaner
5 S* z' j- R+ f' ZIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

5 S. z+ Y6 q5 U% P6 \Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
with foam
$ d# o  q9 C3 @1 vDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
on i-phones

* n$ P. H9 d( YKATY
1 p: E( C# H/ }! e+ NYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
4 e* p- Q4 O( |8 ~( XWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
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% L( ~: S$ ^, |" i, TCalifornia girls we're unreliable
9 y' Q" F0 r5 G% t5 p" O8 uNever worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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2 w% u, }/ ?" T. T) M$ G4 A. jDOG
OWOWOWOWOW

California girls we're so predictable
Hottest bodies money can buy
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3 }" @3 X6 K( k( E6 `Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
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Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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SNOOP
Sign your name on the dotted line
" `+ _6 \5 _% \/ R% x( g& LDon't need brains if that ass is fine
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6 L" s$ U# j" H7 z3 ZOnce you cross the L.A. Border
8 C1 F  ?  ]) V0 \, }. S/ pYou develop an eating disorder
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Sell your soul, dance on the pole
6 k/ H8 ~( @# [  t, CBang Charlie Sheen just for a role
8 Z" |# E! h* s: p8 @2 }
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
6 j) T! N& W3 S/ b- [$ K1 nThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
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Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
/ f$ J! u/ e- @See through shirts show off your nips
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& }3 V0 [0 ~3 S0 aPaparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear

/ j) \0 Y* \- D8 N  _Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
Cus you're representin' California

But you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia

And you know that you can bet your butt
That I'd do girls from Connecticut

I could really fill my booty quota
: w/ ~2 F$ e( H8 N& q$ l) N% }9 `. sBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota

KATY
9 D9 L& S8 `% `( Z9 K1 mCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
8 E2 G: D, O% i4 p5 c5 [Sold our souls for fortune and fame
+ M3 q# O# M7 PSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
6 Z9 y9 l) q/ p: }
OW OW OW OW AGHH

$ i) S6 D% U6 b2 C0 w6 l1 i( _"California Gurls" is so repetitive
All Pop sounds exactly the same
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
OWOWOWOW

" s1 C) Q3 t. V, B" p& hSNOOP
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.

) j' C8 T" j# H' B& VKATY
. }) B: H! c9 n" N4 PI know a place where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
4 p$ [/ G; O* b/ v1 F9 v! x
0 K8 h' p" q* Y7 C, x' fSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
with foam
$ s$ _: }9 L2 FDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
" k/ B; W0 F5 T8 C! R0 Fon i-phones

3 _; i( K/ v) H, x. l) ~KATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
% q* S( s) @6 Y( TWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
, O4 o3 F' ~/ [; p/ r; c' @
California girls we're unreliable
% K: K5 \) M- j/ c- o. J2 PNever worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car

$ i+ M0 y* g" |DOG
OWOWOWOWOW

California girls we're so predictable
0 V% j- Z1 j* SHottest bodies money can buy
$ h  S- N' m7 B  g/ Z: I: F# I
& u; J- k  F8 e0 h; J# _. K& |6 n3 iSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable

. d! q# z8 \/ ^+ j. X) Q1 FBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
% p1 A, `1 n" E, E: _3 v# @
SNOOP
Sign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine

Once you cross the L.A. Border
$ W4 i& T% r5 U3 ~' xYou develop an eating disorder

Sell your soul, dance on the pole
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role

" ^% [5 s! u) `9 R1 e: Y2 BNose jobs, tummy tucks
3 n" J! }+ B) P+ Q* J) {These are the girls I like to... hang out with

9 ^! U* k* H4 k2 c% N( h* B$ {Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
' N9 q. \+ \# aSee through shirts show off your nips

Paparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear
4 {$ k0 [) E) h6 s1 M, D
: y6 t6 _  W* oKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
Cus you're representin' California

, a9 F2 f  J7 z% I0 b+ j! ^But you know I'd still be all up inya
+ Z' A6 \3 m# B# e4 z, NEven if that ass was from Virginia

And you know that you can bet your butt
+ i8 U9 }/ I/ f' `! H3 h/ xThat I'd do girls from Connecticut

I could really fill my booty quota
/ }. P9 D; Z. d. H0 J1 O" ]By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
- q/ q9 l. P; q0 S. y/ R: i
7 e0 [" d; I3 }8 r6 WKATY
5 S6 o8 Z" I2 l3 ICalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
+ b' k0 f& }, s5 A6 n2 D
, ^# S. G1 K6 z* g5 i4 ^+ iOW OW OW OW AGHH

"California Gurls" is so repetitive
All Pop sounds exactly the same
8 n; b& r, c( R& R- k0 NIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
OWOWOWOW

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