爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
SNOOP
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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KATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
) X/ L4 R( f' ~1 e& x, D) Q6 KIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

* Q, j1 e9 J7 \# e; h; Q5 M$ J# ]Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
! o" W- n9 ]& j& k1 j0 S' I( Fwith foam
9 h9 P( }+ R1 i- oDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
on i-phones
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KATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous

California girls we're unreliable
( y3 l  o! E1 {Never worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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* s2 x5 b9 D$ p! [" `DOG
) R) t6 o7 [# B( FOWOWOWOWOW

California girls we're so predictable
  ?, G1 C, a; _. j! w) v! ^Hottest bodies money can buy

7 S8 j$ X  A4 `' U; h3 MSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
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% M9 x/ G3 r) O, nBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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SNOOP
Sign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine

Once you cross the L.A. Border
+ v( `" d) ?3 W9 tYou develop an eating disorder

4 g- m% z( N( [0 {Sell your soul, dance on the pole
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role

Nose jobs, tummy tucks
These are the girls I like to... hang out with

4 Q$ J5 k+ C1 o6 [" yInflate your lips. Loose the hips
See through shirts show off your nips

Paparazzi is everywhere
) `+ |/ Z% R' kOops forgot your underwear

; G- O* @5 Z9 J% c& I3 O+ M( hKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
) w5 S% K- Z' f  X3 w$ WCus you're representin' California

But you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia
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! q5 N$ o0 t# A& a' A( ~2 HAnd you know that you can bet your butt
3 t5 B  J9 H0 t  d  P* M$ C, b8 `That I'd do girls from Connecticut

I could really fill my booty quota
5 U! d  A# q3 T2 V8 w5 lBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota

KATY
California Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
- A* d  u! J, n  a, ^+ WSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

OW OW OW OW AGHH
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1 z% B5 l2 X9 k& D% j"California Gurls" is so repetitive
# S9 F- e; Q8 ]2 {$ cAll Pop sounds exactly the same
6 e$ y  |: C$ DIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
/ h' E6 O& U6 o' |  B7 TOWOWOWOW

SNOOP
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
# i* h$ d  x+ c! k
9 {' f, f2 C% `* yKATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

4 Y* L3 X! c4 h+ P- j/ |Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
, n7 D' X9 |1 g& Qwith foam
  |7 }% b+ ]4 `Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
on i-phones
7 k9 q* m5 p, A# ?
KATY
; o( u- w, @* wYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
# J' N& b, u: F4 ]# dWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous

- ^2 u! _: m; \- i. _0 N& oCalifornia girls we're unreliable
1 C- X$ `1 [: O# Z/ G, a" y' dNever worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
1 t: z+ Z& h7 n
DOG
OWOWOWOWOW
% E0 Q! f! A  u
/ m6 _5 F) S, l! |1 g4 m7 b2 OCalifornia girls we're so predictable
+ d% T5 l3 Y  t0 C! V4 _: tHottest bodies money can buy
6 f! {5 r4 H2 h- n; C& r
8 {% ]4 C; U2 ]) O- Z' c- [" HSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
" O) o5 j& d+ [- ^0 m
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing

6 U8 Q6 ]6 T2 e/ I0 ]+ M$ BSNOOP
Sign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine

Once you cross the L.A. Border
You develop an eating disorder
" X; T7 O4 y+ A
6 A6 X% L* H2 [7 w, n6 `Sell your soul, dance on the pole
' y/ O% x3 Z, j. n+ ?$ q+ u& HBang Charlie Sheen just for a role

3 ]* Z2 z$ p: ?8 M$ ]! HNose jobs, tummy tucks
, u- y; {* Y) }+ j, mThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
) N) o0 C8 d% ~) J) _
$ S/ }( B' D7 c$ p' K; KInflate your lips. Loose the hips
See through shirts show off your nips

( P: u5 l9 J" d1 R' \8 LPaparazzi is everywhere
7 S1 z2 V* S: @: ^' x5 ]" OOops forgot your underwear
! D* n) ?5 v: q6 ]. A1 ?
9 r7 {4 t+ L8 ?) O0 w7 {Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
Cus you're representin' California
6 E* h* I; m" [# S9 v
But you know I'd still be all up inya
0 B, s0 p4 I0 E( j% [. `* yEven if that ass was from Virginia
! n: A7 @3 g8 ]- q" ?8 P" g" l: n* ~, T
And you know that you can bet your butt
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
& m( D% J$ o; M! P
I could really fill my booty quota
8 [& I& t  j; X8 L  P' fBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
% @  l+ g) @) i1 d% L
KATY
California Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
) M9 A2 J/ R1 u. a' WSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

OW OW OW OW AGHH

; r% t2 F6 y  V1 D) i. A( C- c! A! e"California Gurls" is so repetitive
All Pop sounds exactly the same
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
/ [: ^* C! j5 _$ w2 \7 B  j* ?OWOWOWOW
: b* ]2 Z/ a2 l/ ^