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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

6 t& b# Q6 `, {/ L歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.) b1 W) m) y1 z( p8 z
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KATY- @+ ?: q1 H# i1 M+ q1 H
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
% B9 ?& B+ X& X4 j- g( MIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener; t6 n+ H& K. Z$ T: w0 ~& N

1 d" N, p# ~$ d7 T7 I6 k# fSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea 5 m% Z  \, ~' k1 d1 m  H# Z3 l, W! v
with foam
- W7 K5 m# W$ YDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting " |7 y$ l/ w2 Y- c
on i-phones
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KATY
1 t, d8 d% q: \$ ^! wYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is9 Q9 P! \/ u0 F0 |7 }8 V
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous' w+ O1 t' Q. q9 Q( J
) _+ \1 L' B& o% S$ y9 }( j
California girls we're unreliable6 O# B$ N( V7 h5 O# ^& i
Never worked a day in our lives
% ^/ O5 k- u4 p" H: ]" q+ tHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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0 |( s- g3 `* IDOG# B2 Q. O2 u5 i7 ^1 l
OWOWOWOWOW3 n; W- Y& ]% j5 U' [) G  D$ ?
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California girls we're so predictable* Q+ z2 y& _0 u
Hottest bodies money can buy
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( T. _, {3 U5 m8 ^/ ~$ l" J/ bSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
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Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing5 B' \% L; M0 P) w

( V+ h0 {  V+ S% bSNOOP
& z' {$ r  E1 U5 ^0 JSign your name on the dotted line. ~' [* j- ~& c& f' `" h
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
7 i. c& @* z: _/ D" h8 S& P% n* f1 F
Once you cross the L.A. Border
1 W2 p9 F+ }; u* L/ jYou develop an eating disorder) p6 F3 M$ P! i# J8 j& V
9 `. P& C2 P/ L; ?2 x+ P6 F
Sell your soul, dance on the pole9 t# Q. o" X+ s0 ?8 i3 z/ @5 |
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role" \, `* e2 F6 X% z" `

& Y; S! ]5 W- X1 L& g3 CNose jobs, tummy tucks % b; \9 C( E; m$ ~
These are the girls I like to... hang out with' u7 }7 z7 L* K8 `
8 {# s5 o7 A# j
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips" _: g0 v8 K, H
See through shirts show off your nips
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* M& g) c2 \1 p& p: w# JPaparazzi is everywhere
8 `% {5 I; N" x. t1 XOops forgot your underwear 8 P, o$ M% ~& m3 }  \6 m' g

' [( x. f$ }" Q1 c" aKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
* \/ ]# P8 F* [( `/ K0 pCus you're representin' California
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But you know I'd still be all up inya" x* B, L3 O. o
Even if that ass was from Virginia
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And you know that you can bet your butt& I$ I. x) U3 x+ a
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
/ T8 Q% X1 Z, i/ d) t
' F1 A; _9 S7 L: b( V$ l7 ~! AI could really fill my booty quota
. u) G4 ~9 t- C  u7 g0 I! x  \By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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KATY& G; L9 m' S3 e  q
California Girls we are so are desperate# o5 j  D- Q" |8 L% v1 K; V$ U7 z
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
( k9 L& e6 |9 P! Z9 P2 I- f$ TSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith0 n! F8 N& O% e; {5 c8 ?
& [& H: O- q- v" d
OW OW OW OW AGHH7 d' Q0 P& D: v9 m. |2 |; V3 A

+ c: d8 [+ r7 P8 i! q" t"California Gurls" is so repetitive
% ]. g: g" L) e0 WAll Pop sounds exactly the same
& b& x1 U/ O* s  GIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
8 j& r( z+ [# D0 N! _+ {& h. S. ?OWOWOWOW
$ M4 ]/ l9 F& `. S0 G% F! \+ m5 l; [& u5 Q6 I' Y/ _" Q2 v
SNOOP
, Y( Q) B2 u6 x1 S4 u[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.9 p. X2 c+ |5 S, J
1 \$ Z8 R' g9 N! n/ o# g
KATY
& k  A( A( t: C. Y8 s& i* `I know a place where the girls are always meaner
6 T. i8 W9 _$ a( a8 ~If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
6 Q8 I7 Z9 I. p6 n5 {+ v8 e8 g% W/ @1 _' o- P* J$ X
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea , {0 j" h& q# E! g; K% J
with foam
, n, @5 k) ~% R5 N% |' tDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
4 c, J& c$ t" h: von i-phones # p7 [; B# L( O9 V" {

0 P  o0 p1 X) s; H$ ]* b+ W" bKATY" t! s7 R5 O) |0 q2 y( D: e6 X+ C
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is: w: w9 d" W' [
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous# z* z/ X. O  ~5 T4 ^# T0 F
0 _- }) t8 a9 D1 h) I
California girls we're unreliable
( [7 H" j( U8 b6 hNever worked a day in our lives
0 R' J# z8 W+ nHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
( p3 v7 g+ v- }( V# c2 a# c* W  S9 Y+ _4 \
DOG
& a( h1 o, T1 X1 X% t7 a+ POWOWOWOWOW& L9 B+ }* v5 G
4 T/ v, E$ V( K
California girls we're so predictable
* a. b) ~6 m: SHottest bodies money can buy+ V. Q6 V1 k# s) Q# _/ T
9 _" T9 L1 D" n$ z' A* k
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable* C: V" F  a7 g1 d- g- ]7 l7 i
" o# `: V8 ~+ x2 l  C3 L
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing: s: ^: e5 ?! w; H: q
. b* N: h+ @+ U5 |# Y4 @) D. O
SNOOP; U) ]1 F/ J0 N6 H( u  t7 s
Sign your name on the dotted line( ~. ?+ ~! s1 b, |, u
Don't need brains if that ass is fine6 w0 U8 ~' ?6 P8 j
, P. _# W0 d4 i, p3 @
Once you cross the L.A. Border
  F! [! V& x- C, c2 J1 R  SYou develop an eating disorder( D' n# i: s" K$ L0 }
! S6 I+ K" L9 i, @
Sell your soul, dance on the pole8 I) q# W) b7 k5 a
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role& l9 ]' r! L7 C+ N4 D
& p9 U: P4 X  T+ k4 p  _2 Z) n
Nose jobs, tummy tucks * H5 R. @( S! A. X& ?
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
7 |. b3 A) C  h9 c
8 y3 i, ^% p' }9 w9 W. L) JInflate your lips. Loose the hips3 g( u$ N( \0 c. q6 \0 U# c' U; z
See through shirts show off your nips  E; `- N$ [& d/ V% N
' w7 X3 }. H9 j5 E& G
Paparazzi is everywhere8 h) A  W" ^9 m, V7 j/ Q
Oops forgot your underwear - Q" y+ r5 @7 w9 Q5 s; s

+ z4 C( ~0 P( l% r( N$ V/ `0 Q+ a' EKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
" h2 B' `* A7 ?Cus you're representin' California; w( B6 w* j) L2 Y3 v

/ C2 x1 [5 N; o) wBut you know I'd still be all up inya
: P% F$ E' @7 I7 k: R' `) Z! `Even if that ass was from Virginia2 G& W5 x0 \  I/ f* ~* F. d; ~' y
; l- H  R' V' `. W- _
And you know that you can bet your butt# j0 l" i! i5 ^: f) x
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
" n" P- M2 R$ h$ g; K2 Z5 W# G5 j. t) f( L3 G5 j% A4 |
I could really fill my booty quota; {1 [  a( I; A* u% @. g
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota/ J, s8 u5 `* Y; ^( |) k+ M
; m4 K/ [. l+ U
KATY
: z- ^, X+ V* i! f/ \7 T" zCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
6 f8 Q# G8 P  n8 ^! B  _Sold our souls for fortune and fame
. q+ R+ Z5 O3 N3 _4 {5 `1 w+ N8 CSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith1 t: H& ]' b( B, P3 u' _
# R: a4 s, g8 K* G. w/ P8 X" y; O
OW OW OW OW AGHH# n! H1 W, u* O

4 b! r9 s0 K0 S& }. ^* ?"California Gurls" is so repetitive
9 j* _( E4 Y6 T- O4 P  _All Pop sounds exactly the same
' P3 W5 U( q0 _0 E  H6 j8 u" QIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did+ {  b1 H0 C/ P. \) Q! M( C
OWOWOWOW
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