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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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$ m4 k- k/ T4 X* f: vOperator: 911 emergencies.
" j$ Q3 q3 r9 T( T! yBoy: Yeah I need some help.
% b" Z: z% `/ F2 T: d, kOperator: What’s the matter?8 s( Y- M; u- b0 }3 I" i5 F
Boy: With my math.+ ~: a0 x: ^, P8 R
Operator: With your mouth?
/ H3 `4 ~* X# u* NBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  M; i0 p1 W4 t8 sOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 r6 f) k& x. r9 P! b  \Boy: No with my math.
0 F2 z' N% I: F/ Z* J/ K2 iOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
; I5 Y4 ]* H6 N& y4 W& zBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 z! Z7 s& A$ }9 O7 r( a" JOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you./ j9 m' e" Y, C# m
Boy: Okay.
( b& Y' ^1 E# G8 a3 C" q1 V; Y: ?Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- T$ J! g$ T! c6 KBoy: I have take aways.  m7 d4 l" C' _6 F0 T# T
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways./ L! L6 F2 C6 K) G
Boy: Yeah.1 N% F. _6 `& p/ n/ \: W5 M
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?! n4 I+ p0 ]" C
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* B- [3 r* c0 F( i$ l% a7 [( |Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" P/ u" P1 s" P0 {+ y4 dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?# [/ P) i- Z3 o
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?& t/ |3 w3 E4 w6 {3 }: {& ?

. ^5 a  i4 t# V5 e7 n" E9 h8 C$ ~' ~Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* y$ F- r! \  A* Y& H$ HOperator: No. How old are you?4 V$ k1 P9 q4 F# F% I6 [9 N% ^
Boy: I’m only 4.
/ C! ]: w5 B4 D/ wOperator: 4!
9 |$ X0 l. Q- c( s, ]! KBoy: Yeah.% W0 G  o; m! H, \' J
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
5 Q( `6 A. O3 h' {# S- E2 sBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( y5 u/ A/ a6 V/ n7 R% C& hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?1 m7 ~' d3 Y: A" Y* h
Boy: 5.  Y; a4 @4 ?1 B& ~* c% N3 r" m' M
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!! T( A% x5 n6 ^; J5 X. C  M2 ]6 z
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: E( q! m( o: @* Y0 O" TWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?, P) d. o7 t' I' o  O; ~) u
Operator: It’s the mother…
3 T& a, e' d: E  ~5 XBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.' B: Q6 J4 ?. T& P# W
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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