4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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2 J5 x0 N, A% l6 j* ~8 nOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
3 K, i+ T- |5 A/ W2 W, }( @Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
) K* M/ `( N" v+ m( KOperator: With your mouth?
6 h. k/ g$ ]+ l0 P+ KBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& n4 S: F' E- K7 n* j' xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 G6 d5 b6 B$ i% B! f, @' J. lBoy: No with my math.
' H) X6 T* G- x' C8 fOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
8 Y  ]+ x: z! l9 yOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" D$ o" I5 Q7 a3 U  N) ?" }3 aBoy: I have take aways.
- B4 }( }# |, ~2 NOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 X/ a6 J9 D" u8 P2 uBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
% _# s. d% @  ?! \1 cOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 m/ R% a9 x5 \5 FOperator: No. How old are you?
6 [8 F0 D% @) K3 sBoy: I’m only 4.
# s* i% ~( k3 i/ B7 h; m5 P4 qOperator: 4!
$ `5 w1 z; a$ d- JBoy: Yeah.
" E9 ^% Q5 q5 Y& f: i* EOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
: s# Q2 O6 Q8 _5 S1 B6 m# ?Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ I) J4 m& i4 A+ ~' I6 P8 f  v; vOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# e& n5 m7 `# L+ nWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 f) e  _& Y8 e. ^- X2 zOperator: It’s the mother…
. e; p" ]$ {5 B' ~8 Z9 NBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈