4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
4 V8 {3 {6 M& M8 O% o( }& ^Boy: Yeah I need some help.
7 k' _# ]6 i( d$ }3 tOperator: What’s the matter?
8 M" C. M: K8 LBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
: G+ v. t  A* Y7 WOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) [( X" t) _$ V2 Y# G2 v4 iBoy: I have take aways.
" E, M/ J- {( i& s, v! ?; Y0 qOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
# h: ?' [: H7 eOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( Y$ f2 j  R' ]4 A/ m. q! HBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, l& B3 ?6 {; E' e% a2 X: \+ ~Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) X+ ?) n) a* a2 C& XBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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4 p6 p: A2 ?! [" O0 nBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
  T, R& k) v% V+ L: iOperator: 4!
% W# e8 \2 h* WBoy: Yeah.
- x0 a6 H- i3 qOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
8 E( q4 Z5 ]6 n/ ]$ S' U+ `Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 _  p7 ?2 P/ B0 eBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 m1 [- O: `. _& J9 sBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
2 s; j  h4 f9 L- M" [/ d2 c* k" RBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈