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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录# n7 X4 L9 f) ~4 q& @* B
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Operator: 911 emergencies.. e# |7 j% b0 W. x4 ~+ \6 t: S
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- G* F: x: F# c7 `7 ?Operator: What’s the matter?% O0 f( @# @' v5 {. v: P7 [
Boy: With my math., j9 a& z+ a9 R- ?# a* z
Operator: With your mouth?
; Z' t* }0 f5 b. q% h0 ]6 u9 QBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 m* f/ U( J' h  ^  POperator: Sure. Where do you live?
  Z7 |9 q- m' b& L# K) w! G& }Boy: No with my math.4 }8 @  E/ V! g/ [7 x& x; z  L8 @
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 }9 J# g) ?; [* b3 JBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, v. Q6 p( w0 R' UOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 r0 H0 w# K+ F9 x0 t% Q7 SBoy: Okay.
* d* Q# h' [2 @1 TOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?# {" E8 Y' {" P  B% Q2 n9 X: T
Boy: I have take aways." C& g& t+ x% T5 L$ a' L* l: _
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& |+ s* J& w4 _" X9 RBoy: Yeah.
5 }; D! K' T+ _) T' A3 c& \Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?7 ]+ x' x- \2 J3 f# S" b3 h
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( a( K3 B9 H9 ~# P! Y# p! UOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.8 @, L4 w% G0 V8 `7 u3 ^. y
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?, o' C8 p  h5 U  U- ]  p
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?7 Y5 f$ ?- F+ v

, V4 L; C% ?; t. d7 G9 t. p) G7 jBoy: I don’t know, 1.
5 z6 r! t0 \* M' V7 Z! XOperator: No. How old are you?! n6 n3 t4 j6 g
Boy: I’m only 4.
5 Y. K2 M3 Z& T9 o$ _9 eOperator: 4!, U. B4 B% w! M+ m0 _, k% P! q* I
Boy: Yeah.2 `  K' H# [/ t3 Q0 `  q! |' q/ O
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)1 ]- s+ N+ Z% t) b" ?8 Q& s% e
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, V* A% T# \4 d  h) W# o- ROperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?0 l  n# g. f8 K% p3 z" U" x: _7 A
Boy: 5.
* H7 J$ g+ D! a4 LWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( {$ o% b' z, h% b# p1 KBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
5 }% ?/ d% w/ e7 }1 J: ]- S. l+ U9 PWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) a$ j2 o' D4 U. U$ eOperator: It’s the mother…
2 x. M( P( `. g8 `/ uBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. u: K2 }2 H; j! t) A/ ^  _Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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