4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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! z( T* x1 H/ j" [Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
+ ?# x7 U! O" ?/ K) k' F& XOperator: With your mouth?
! R; o! b# p. i# L$ wBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
- C0 K& y/ W2 ^5 {7 ?& O% tBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' t, U* n3 c. l% u  JBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
" _2 @2 c8 g' c+ D- POperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  f% |/ O, ?7 ]Boy: Okay.
# E& j0 @9 p$ @Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ i- o5 I7 \( {+ D# c% hBoy: I have take aways.
. S! T: ~7 j8 C0 Y6 y. VOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
! x, _  N8 z8 [: u0 c. E% _7 LBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% b8 Y& p% R9 A: w9 I0 fOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
3 N; g" E) L1 K2 E0 |Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
0 z3 d/ U1 o6 x) W" iBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
/ G# O- L  a- DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
- O; r4 H. V, F0 C. d* h" ZBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 g4 Q, u3 L8 iOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
5 m. O* |- j: G& n3 IWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
' z8 n* |) n( T9 w3 [Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. e1 S5 \6 Q- k. R1 o5 IWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈