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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
' D) t. n' {# i( s. h- FBoy: Yeah I need some help.# C8 L5 Q7 s2 d! Q0 R
Operator: What’s the matter?' E! s3 ]9 \+ z% q# W+ s
Boy: With my math.6 }4 x  x& x  {9 `) C( G
Operator: With your mouth?% W$ l. b0 W6 c0 U  I* P* s/ g* Q
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?" E+ t7 q  c; W6 J
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?; ~) ?4 [* P, v( D6 k( d
Boy: No with my math.
* ^) W( V, ?/ \+ e7 T4 G2 [( ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 ?3 @! @2 H$ K" R2 M0 f: _# {9 xBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  u$ z/ |$ M) \$ G* i* B9 LOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.  W! T. Q" C) V
Boy: Okay.( e# P4 }- ~3 g& P2 X  [: n
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?( R1 n0 q, ?2 H5 A) V3 |! m# [8 ?! [8 U
Boy: I have take aways.- T6 B% S: N& e- t1 n
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.! M- F- J' b+ C$ C% b% S2 ]
Boy: Yeah.
# R, @6 S) j9 F4 u6 P( ~9 |Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?) o" t5 ?+ [5 j
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 }  Y3 Y- }( [- ]+ F3 i# `4 e( a8 Q) gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
. k5 _0 ]4 ~3 _' f9 k$ j" \Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
# p7 A3 U  S5 I8 {Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?; Q  e& z7 F& ~+ w# ?

/ B2 ~8 D6 E3 ~8 A* u& DBoy: I don’t know, 1.9 q2 a! D* ?6 \. G0 T) U
Operator: No. How old are you?, i+ J- t1 O) P
Boy: I’m only 4.$ b( \0 e  Q/ ^3 X. k8 `% k( E
Operator: 4!2 U  [0 @6 y; q3 ?1 O1 O/ Q
Boy: Yeah.8 U, {* U0 n# n: B* X
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
0 l" ~0 L8 H! X' Y5 w* p* T* J( \Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- ]  D; o! l! p9 L; O5 y! fOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?+ X- E8 P7 j& `$ o
Boy: 5.( j( p) K3 O# M  e( u/ p5 @' J
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!9 z1 y* a6 d$ L4 O# Y- _0 \
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.  E( Y5 \- o+ s9 _4 ?: {2 E8 h
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 Q" K4 T3 t3 }  }Operator: It’s the mother…
: s( ^$ ~, p) w- F0 ^. Q! d# u- g* LBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" k/ r$ W4 H: QWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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