4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
+ w' q" t9 M+ l# SBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
9 S# c# A* {* E3 s: q1 bBoy: With my math.
. S5 p8 _9 `7 ]1 ?8 K7 g; tOperator: With your mouth?
( O4 f: Z9 o: j7 A8 wBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  q* @) C. h& x: eBoy: No with my math.
. E# C' W; Y: X% C2 _Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
* J) V$ ]' t$ _9 c; IOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) W) \0 f! i# N+ EBoy: I have take aways.
; {! _( ]4 K% S" N3 [. |, \# y( GOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' x0 l; K0 [6 v9 @8 n  U6 GBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 X9 r  E- F3 N) _! C2 JBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

. q8 L7 e9 ?  A: P  r/ k& N! }Boy: I don’t know, 1.
& a8 Q8 o" q! v* T  W" V1 jOperator: No. How old are you?
% \/ l. \9 l  m+ n$ {, TBoy: I’m only 4.
! R4 G5 ~1 m( b8 D- u: {% IOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
& @! ^0 T" P2 |% A& \Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 {+ i) L4 ~4 G; Y8 _8 ]2 s- @Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 ?6 w: @9 L9 D  P, BBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ o$ k0 B5 j$ Z! aBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈