4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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7 F; e3 ]; w, C6 A. W1 Y" IOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
) ~: Z% P, @3 QOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
# j' K' c. p; ?2 @Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
! k" k9 v0 a/ y& vBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! s$ x9 p" |8 k/ D. kOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
! ]  I2 R, ^  m# w# {/ n% G6 DOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
2 X5 }, G% v, C" xBoy: I’m only 4.
) a1 R5 z9 ]/ z. Z9 YOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
2 o9 F- X& q* n; POperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
" L  k$ M6 [% ?) ?2 ]Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
  G5 ?% C. l7 S1 d$ Y$ BBoy: 5.
9 g. {& p+ Q0 g7 vWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, g! G" X  x9 K, h7 kBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
5 r- a; E& r. q0 J! v8 U( W5 Y8 HWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 Z, x; U5 p/ j% A! U$ f' QOperator: It’s the mother…
3 ]- G4 \1 Y$ F9 J* xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 R. M+ n4 S! }- w, ~' E7 O/ E" ZWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈