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老外翻譯的「三字經」

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发表于 2010-3-26 15:26:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
人之初: At the beginning of life,
8 O" {) M5 t! k: C4 N性本善: Sex is good.
5 c& o' q6 \! A- ]7 f  D7 a性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.7 o4 z9 Y) g7 V! \) d
習相遠: But it depends on how you do it.
# w' ^# f) Z( o! M' b, U苟不教: If you do not practice all the time,' b$ w* c0 [5 f" E4 T
性乃遷: Sex will leave you.
( O% P' I+ ]- L4 g% R1 ^教之道: The way of learning it,# ^# H2 T6 `) w: I3 H8 F/ f8 ?
貴以專: It is very important to make love with only one person.# [5 k, n# s- _
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng3 T, \- N' W& n$ ~
擇鄰處: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.; U3 W8 w% U( \& z+ `3 ?
子不學: If you don't study hard,
. ?# j1 o, l2 t- C% R6 W9 K斷機杼: Your dick will become useless.: z& `' q/ z  U
竇燕山: Dou, the Famous,; ]9 b! d& D) i9 o- W& A
有義方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine.- h) A0 h# M( X- z
教五子: All his five sons took it.. T' S' \$ u2 N0 ]/ c6 z0 R
名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well -known.3 c; i/ j1 l- _$ p! g1 a* |
養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,: x! \# }9 c) K% ]: K" V
父之過: It is all your fault.; G4 Q" \/ z$ z+ x$ {
教不嚴: If they had lots of problems with it,
! N" X4 S% _% I- q6 b師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.8 x! n* b/ d( W
子不學: You may refuse to study this,- o" M& F/ ?9 Q7 h, H2 Q4 }& T
非所宜: But that is a real mistake.' `! @; ]; t; \; c5 l
幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,- c% d6 c6 C$ s
老何為: You will lose your ability when aged.
5 k8 X4 P- ]: x3 m; D/ v9 r玉不琢: If you don't exercise your organ,' e" y/ w& p- Y) O" h& a1 ~, I/ w
不成器: It won't become hard and strong.! ?) a. q' D. s4 M- U8 }) \
人不學: If you don't learn sex,0 ^% I  m3 o% q) {9 n
不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
发表于 2010-3-26 18:52:08 | 显示全部楼层
太有才了啊 好帖子
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发表于 2010-3-26 19:44:18 | 显示全部楼层
汗,  都曲解了 。1 E* }# j( R. J3 v! \: Z
好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗
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