老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
性本善： Sex is good.
7 \1 ?; E5 V4 K6 U0 y7 Z3 k性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
, v) X# C. g, q1 A6 ~8 Q習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
' Q9 h- }9 u  p* U( N0 [# O苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
. I9 @4 f/ V6 G- N% ~0 I性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
教之道： The way of learning it,
5 v# q. A! Y# G# j# N貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
3 c9 w6 U- D% Q  n昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
6 s1 b7 n/ V$ P9 O: Y子不學： If you don't study hard,
2 ^$ m  u2 _% r7 F斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
* H4 F3 ^! m6 s有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
7 M* S; N2 m7 b* c0 V教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
: @) H& n1 @1 g4 T, _' D. O# x9 V養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
: ]' ?) z+ ?1 O6 f4 T9 {父之過： It is all your fault.
: N4 `% z9 e' N) O# I& ~教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
( B$ `9 [* [7 H子不學： You may refuse to study this,
非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
& P+ O, ~  K& j$ Z2 |, Q. ?! ?9 I幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
3 ?3 P" j7 d! h. Q6 F玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
/ @" m) F5 v' b* \) S: ~" n不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
人不學： If you don't learn sex,
$ V6 G; P' d0 `: u9 }- c不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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汗，  都曲解了 。
好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗