老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
8 x4 U$ a9 K+ k習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
) {7 x7 @8 k9 s* i苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
$ ]6 x* F- R& A6 Y* A教之道： The way of learning it,
" g+ A) ^* S' w& x貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
6 e) D8 y& f5 v6 t) k; F7 B昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
' E* M3 A. B5 v1 L) L& B  D子不學： If you don't study hard,
" K9 x' D+ |6 `2 w斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
1 `; V2 B: ]* `3 Q7 N$ S有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
9 l% I3 s! ]+ s, f2 p' j0 M教五子： All his five sons took it.
1 c( G7 d3 R7 B  j+ e名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
0 w0 U; w4 I8 Y/ F9 D養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is all your fault.
教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
2 `: O, {7 H9 |師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
4 r9 k0 p9 p/ D; C, b7 n) o子不學： You may refuse to study this,
$ u; ]# N+ V7 G1 o( n非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
0 s( ?# d! S3 V1 o7 C幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
6 N) F4 X) V, b1 D+ E1 a; x老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
- b* G* l9 Y4 ~7 k人不學： If you don't learn sex,
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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汗，  都曲解了 。
好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗