最牛B的英汉翻译，笑傻了

沪西人家

1．we two who and who？

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咱俩谁跟谁阿

) p' G( R  C3 @1 k7 ^) n2．how are you ? how old are you?
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怎么是你，怎么老是你？

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- B6 B8 e4 ~6 {" |3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you

你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你
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4．you
have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！
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. o! }' P# X2 \9 o你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5 j' H) F% S2 N" |5．hello everybody!if you have something
to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

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6．you me you me
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彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!


+ \$ d% K# n+ ?( z7 P你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow

( g6 U4 w5 K  `知之为知之， 不知为不 知...


9．WATCH SISTER
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表妹
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% ]3 z" X2 C3 }! c10．dragon born dragon,chicken born
chicken,mouse’ son can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞

11．American
Chinese not enough
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, G% P  _0 J4 N" n5 {7 U美中不 足

12．one car come one car go ,two car
4 u; V# S9 c5 ?# n/ Ypengpeng,people die

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- A% j% }3 d' u8 i5 s3 L13．heart flower angry open
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' M- }! d% Q- P6 C, a心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
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9 A; M3 b7 ^) \5 c$ d走过路过， 不要错过
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# y7 y7 }- D4 S) O& H, k15．小明：I am sorry!
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. `1 V0 k! p  ^+ {1 a老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry
three!
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老外：What are you sorry for?

) y# [  z: D; k; I5 ~+ X& K小明：I am sorry five!

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0 v) p0 a; S( q9 ]16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!


要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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: H9 _* l( H: h0 t1 @# T4 R$ G+ X我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
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你有两下子。
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' U4 I# e0 J7 J  ?, T5 J19．as far as you go to
die

, f) ?2 q; h/ G. I6 W有多远，死多远！！！！

# o: }/ q  ^4 Q7 U9 Q20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you
  _0 m4 X" c4 n- Y# d( Ilose you　face ,I turn my　face
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+ U# ?$ J& n! c- y& w* Y/ i9 u: d0 Y) y给你脸你不 要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

哈25熊

if you not three not four,I will give you some color see see
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, I/ s. F5 J  @. R$ K* }$ Q: x如果你不三不四，我会给你点颜色看看

lansi_0215

谢了，笑死了。

君子风度

太搞笑了吧，我都快岔气了