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2009年最新的经典的雷人语录(中英文对照)

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发表于 2009-8-8 14:20:12 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so 3 d2 s9 V& N; G4 p" x

( l2 @8 y! Z1 f' M: Robvious.+ L8 Q5 k( v" a- d' F

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6 l6 V1 d: B5 d  y1 `( x3 E:谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
" r+ a8 i7 Z0 M/ findeed
7 A- @6 }% [. o! {+ s( k4 S- P: udamn cost money when it comes to feelings.
. X# U& Y% T" E  3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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noodles without getting flavoring bags.' B+ }6 i$ Z) W' D" j

4 m( p2 `' e! B' b  4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”The accountant said :   v, e) n& K' a9 y, V1 Y7 x8 J# _
“Could
2 V* K1 I" n, U3 y2 dyou please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
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  5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you 6 G/ b# O7 k( `4 R! q& A
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wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of ) J/ G+ V/ |+ p7 P1 W
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you.% U$ r7 @. n* H& }

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:有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of 8 y) b( B9 ~: e- v4 f. ]
girls stopped me,
8 q+ ]& Z- S/ v9 fsaying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
2 ~/ i3 M3 t: q8 n( _5 nhit me and said I am 3 e4 z) r# H/ L0 o
hypocritical.
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  7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup 7 I  r: |' n6 x
of Sanlu
7 t  ~- B9 t) x- r+ U1 N, l2 Fmilk powder, and give it to the political party.
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4 r, {3 j# Y5 N6 H& [8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。The most mysterious department in the ; @) P3 o9 m8 E6 n
history is the department 9 ]: y2 i$ A( O1 ]1 m; @! x
concerned.
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  9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。There are two
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4 O# X9 l4 {; {5 ^- }; B9 E# lcould not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do ' Z$ B0 c2 z) {1 u8 B; R- A4 K. _0 m

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  10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。The others have their background, 3 j5 c7 p" `- M$ h9 S( |" [  }
while what I have is the sight
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& V; M1 [% m/ D4 D$ V$ Y  11:别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
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seafood.
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  12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I ( G1 P& D4 O) P% M$ y
can not go back to heaven is
2 ~% k1 R5 x0 j6 Gthe problem of my weight.   t& J7 M$ `. b8 X& S. C. J
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  13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
4 I, x8 l  ~, V9 R0 ddeceivers, - _4 y# |# K5 o- }6 w, E, v
it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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  14:你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
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than the phone words fee.
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  15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!We
0 s% S# \1 {# Snever be afraid that
' f& e+ Z/ I% xthieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some + [) D: E/ s/ t; _
kind of 5 j' A, z* X- m; L2 U+ u. f3 U
technology.
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