2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家 · 发表于 2009-8-8 14:20:12

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am

handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so

obvious.

　　2
：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
indeed
damn cost money when it comes to feelings.
　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
instant
noodles without getting flavoring bags.

　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
“Could
you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
here?”

　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you

wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of

you.

　　6
：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
girls stopped me,
saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
hit me and said I am
hypocritical.

　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
of Sanlu
milk powder, and give it to the political party.

8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
history is the department
concerned.

　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
things that I
could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do

that.

　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
while what I have is the sight
of my back.

　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
dried shrimp not as
seafood.

　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
can not go back to heaven is
the problem of my weight.

　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
deceivers,
it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.

　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
is much cheaper
than the phone words fee.

　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
never be afraid that
thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
kind of
technology.

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