2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am

1 q9 J; F5 n7 H0 w( E' _) Ghandsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so

obvious.

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$ H, u# v% O1 a7 k% U0 x：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
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  M4 \$ g/ y7 L9 Q2 S& pdamn cost money when it comes to feelings.
0 _. r# z( R2 W6 |, T% W　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
instant
5 F1 ]" d& U. S1 U. h& `( s7 H& inoodles without getting flavoring bags.

　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
here?”
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; k0 h( X9 Y  n0 _, A　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you
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wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of

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% g; K) {6 F5 @4 x9 J+ {0 u：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
girls stopped me,
saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
hit me and said I am
hypocritical.
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　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
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milk powder, and give it to the political party.

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8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
history is the department
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' N. v6 H$ b' ?% v3 ?# X. g* T　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
things that I
could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do

' s0 ]$ ]. ?# X# uthat.
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　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
while what I have is the sight
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1 z  ?" f$ K; H( W5 m, G　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
6 d% ^, g2 j: S, ?dried shrimp not as
seafood.
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# O! l2 c8 y( X# O# p( U- H　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
can not go back to heaven is
the problem of my weight.
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$ D  D. s! l) j' H　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
deceivers,
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　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
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　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
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thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
kind of
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