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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
6 i+ |. Q" w; }0 `) d, }9 ^不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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0 F( N6 n% X% ?1 Q3 ` Z2 [2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ) Y# L8 n" E1 B: ~6 H- Z
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ " z: z' E: X5 O, N
8 a! n1 o7 Z1 ^7 z* b8 A3 Q3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
- ~' |$ W' m& R1 s) l你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ , r& V3 t' k `0 _) Y' I7 \5 b
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! P; v" P. y2 E* s/ b. V" j
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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/ L6 V! A6 p. {% V3 p) ^) ?5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
+ h0 S* |# O- T; T, E5 \漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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* O5 l6 p& G; x3 ^. z7 g u( s6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
& i7 u$ A Z. _: X- |, A8 Y8 o) U0 _不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ # ^# E) \) Z+ n. q$ q
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. # l+ g4 S9 [4 p. Y3 I
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
( D! A# f$ r# \" M; _2 @; p你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 & G7 b4 }1 @4 n. I) T* Z
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
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Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
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% I* N. ^9 h( c& v2 ?# X10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
9 {2 p; U _1 F( g8 F2 C每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……" i9 s' G3 w/ C" Y
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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