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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! & @: |1 @- T( y. L. I
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2 ^: L% h2 r: d# i( n7 L2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
4 u8 H U3 y: R* K$ ]这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! ) @ F& j; p) v" n. Q4 U
% e8 U# d/ o+ e* S) [( z3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 1 l: L& s7 r& L, |, H
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! o; D4 y" G0 Y0 T y: o o
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
1 l2 G+ o* A0 Y! k8 ]早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! D' k' k) s9 ^4 u* _( P% w
3 t, d; f) e) X0 R) }2 g6 g5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
' C- ~' r& A" t: V漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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3 I k4 @- ?2 ]) Q, x. F- S ?6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 5 G2 U8 @3 d; Z/ u% l
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! # G+ D1 r9 H2 T" ~1 \" V
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
" O! F9 ^6 q( f8 }& t( U( G& h一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
4 b' M& h' L0 T你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 9 o, C! y2 B( j+ f# x1 F
! q2 q- J5 `( ^2 h) r7 n. L9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 8 [& ]9 D- J8 v7 l( ?
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
! J1 X* W; O( |5 j2 ^Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 8 ^) V9 Z. E9 X' V
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 5 p2 [1 W2 [4 n) P. X" I
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……7 K" l% ]4 v( C* b* o
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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