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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
3 x. {. p; e* t1 d不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! " D) S4 G# p, w+ k! u2 W% d
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 0 C9 x$ Q8 S1 s5 V6 K
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
" ^1 e2 M" ?3 L& k+ s) D8 b你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
1 k& S4 w6 t3 y早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ # Y" k7 Q- i {9 U, y6 Z8 A
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
- r- N+ K: B8 A2 y$ E/ k ~漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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& h! _" N! s3 z! `. {6 i6 y7 h6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
( h7 z1 R. v8 E3 m; a' p! l- m不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ * M: ]6 S' u6 L1 v& A3 F, _
/ Y* v# j/ \8 r7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 5 x) Q/ ?. G$ p8 k
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 , s/ {# c' f/ K. y: J
, n" m5 ~1 j* e8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
" S3 b; e. M& j# W有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
q) s+ A s+ w1 H6 r" SThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
& M" e3 V1 M3 a1 y/ M" ?然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
4 l3 F3 Z% ~& m+ S8 K' S( R' h8 m每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
1 S$ l6 u5 v2 l+ }, QWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? ( j X' J5 U: f8 n6 [$ Z9 H& x- Z0 w) Q
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