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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
" n# y& m' c$ I t# K& U不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 4 f& } d& D. V3 H
" N- o. Q7 ?& S; Y" p2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
. r1 r* G- N3 G/ M这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 8 i. s! n$ b) N$ h
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 0 k/ ?8 }- U& Y6 R, H2 d; ^. Z x
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 9 ]. w4 y Q4 m2 F) \% f+ {4 [
+ s7 o- W- ^( A- j4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
7 u/ H( d& F3 k; T早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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7 @- ~- {9 D2 F9 ?9 q5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.6 B6 }1 F6 V9 p! I) v. i
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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' J. m# ?8 ?/ F( @6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! . t" Q6 ~6 C9 h# ~
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
/ Z5 l, u" h7 z! |: x一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 & Q- Z& N Y) k/ Q. o( M
) [, M q9 K6 b, D8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
, `! N' b& e( ~7 C' n) x2 W你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 ) X, I' G/ J" D- I& }( i8 E4 E
s8 }) {9 k, m; z P& v, W4 b9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. + P, q) ^7 f$ O6 X, w. }
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 ) I- T2 ]* T* V! e9 |- t
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
1 v: O8 Q9 n- {2 m% F+ J5 W! G然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ! g* P1 s( a. Q
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 4 c" P; f- J3 q4 u( N
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……; _6 x6 L' K {7 ~$ s
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? & b9 y, ]% g2 n: Y' y2 R
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