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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
# {2 x; |0 _( a( \. e3 w- f! p不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! ) g2 f2 N; B2 v4 u
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 6 P- U$ V' y; U: j% a# C9 y
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! " [; U. z3 s% B6 h$ v& b
5 R! {( @! q8 F( s$ {, L8 H9 t3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
1 l- ~3 \- j C6 Z5 Z( F你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! 1 ~6 S( x% o) e8 v/ C" N* `) g0 K
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
2 S( i/ b! u6 r$ l早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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( d) M) v/ @ }" ~! v' ^* ^5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.! t; `* }; u+ K& x' _* s6 O
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 $ a! n2 g9 s% }
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
+ E9 I4 P L M/ G$ a& X9 t; K7 ]- N不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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& G6 P3 T8 R8 `% s. j, k7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. $ X8 q. i5 a, l3 s7 N( T
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 / C$ I" `( x* ]3 e+ k3 A
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
! Q" B4 Q# M6 G# J你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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; b% O: j7 D& k) U# H. R9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
. } A+ j5 Z. P! M! ]有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
, k2 e# ^8 c# J* ]! t- mThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
2 ^9 H0 y0 A, R然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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) ]$ p9 j' q2 e2 X0 b v# b10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... % h8 g9 F' k/ J" B5 V8 D
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……' p O# M. n. T4 x+ b, J1 Y9 K
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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