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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ; b9 s, @8 d. D& y
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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3 l3 A1 ^- W) K* D0 [7 j) G+ @2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ; ?8 U" U3 j( L: `* `
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
+ P4 ]5 u x f; J+ T! ~( @你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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' {: P8 A+ C7 g0 h3 a6 G/ l6 [% q2 b, S4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
+ O; B# ~! e4 m' V0 c早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it. R6 n4 u$ v! }1 _ U5 |" p
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 $ ]# o8 A. N# ?1 N
) g; o' r# | a$ I6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 3 m' \3 e; [% q2 }
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! $ }6 E, ^ I; A# |
% r, L g0 F& u2 J. b9 w& f7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. $ @' H# _9 x) N+ r
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 + Z: A6 A2 v& @8 s3 c) @) k
* b: c6 X5 ^7 ^0 X0 c$ ?8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love. u! S' v; i8 M/ E% @7 l) _
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 ) u5 r3 h% X& V1 b, w( j
1 S0 Q+ E2 X6 \6 j9 h9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
5 [7 \; R$ N& ~ O有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
/ M; U( p; ~( x% J9 {( \Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". N9 Y- [3 t$ O
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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( @! G4 f' U% b k0 r6 V! ]10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... & |0 V7 a1 q; y& G* u6 h; t
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……$ J/ y! L( S) i) z3 j
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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