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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
) M* `6 p5 |1 i9 |$ F不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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) P6 y, n! H% v0 N/ d6 d2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 3 s( b q8 k6 \1 e/ E; S, B& H" J# x
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 0 W! ^; a4 k2 {8 ~
: I3 Z) H( a1 t6 B3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
4 ^8 o9 \; N5 J/ b h0 B$ G你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 1 n: m: e. ?( ^0 m8 q5 Z, v) K% s
) H( `8 L3 w& T, s: ~" w0 E4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
- e* [$ P, G' T% \5 G早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.7 T, ~2 H. ]9 y. l
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
: e/ T" v3 k6 E" W1 [8 c5 l2 R不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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4 u! V1 Z- Q4 P# U7 O2 H5 x; V& G7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
/ x" X; H4 Q3 J$ U! p" N一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ) i9 y# m/ I _7 T
\( V$ U9 `# m4 g8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
) W4 P- `* |" q, N$ n2 W2 C- M2 h你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 5 K+ M0 K. g; u! g5 c$ J# H( v( g
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
! H0 ?$ A& i4 u4 v- }) g有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
5 H0 J0 [1 a9 VThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
1 [& C: T4 A* g然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ' d9 s: [7 s! [' ?+ F+ }
; X$ [5 D5 C5 G) x* y' r0 t1 r10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
: X9 o/ }: I) R) D每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
& D# I. {+ [8 j7 k# n: M# ?Why should I be the only to suffer...??
4 t F, a/ e$ Y5 g为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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