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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! , N1 @5 g7 z" w5 z( m
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 3 [2 |/ X; p& W. W
7 f$ E9 e1 c! H2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 5 t1 @# l! B( r/ E8 ~9 d. g
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 0 g4 n! I- l" _0 `5 x7 K
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. & ]: z0 T9 ]' c/ A6 H: |% D6 \
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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- v3 e9 A! a6 V; T4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 4 B) J# _: Z( a
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 6 V" X/ Z0 r: h5 R9 o: E) E3 f4 i
( T k: G: m( J" I5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
0 q# ]( ]1 u( W2 m" e漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ! T! c/ J" W" U+ F) Z( o+ I. H
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! : Z+ n9 {& N0 T I0 c% z
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 0 P+ ?7 w! U$ i1 A2 [, L
% \& l9 C; D! _5 i7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. : ~& P- i' U' N! t
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 # l8 @8 q c$ O3 u% q3 h* ~
: J9 n, N- }9 D6 l- N% J, b8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
9 z9 @, U# y/ d1 y; j: S0 J你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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) ]/ m% Z3 a0 I$ G4 n7 x/ c v9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 8 H! Z, _/ {' X# k- W
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
/ X4 C2 g# p% W. C |5 \4 bThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". + z, ]+ {6 z/ _$ g( c m
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ' j; k" G# ?# J( B
* r% V; ?. b5 H10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
C& `8 W5 R# |" |6 P5 s每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
% r3 G' T2 b: _. z# A1 T/ ` }Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 6 z8 L0 ]; y: v, M$ G% e$ V5 L5 V$ H( z7 e
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