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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
( H) V, x4 ~9 V4 @不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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# I( `7 k; _' f( ?4 J* v. F5 d2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ?" j4 J. N+ t/ F0 U" k7 I# B
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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/ W+ ^& w! R: x. P* V# _0 b8 A3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
# L% s e$ u) u4 |6 F+ e j+ W你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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8 _% I' j" E7 k5 {1 b& Y4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
$ I* [6 G8 g4 r; I" \+ l( [1 v: Q早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
/ ]5 h! |" s: r4 J6 r: J- r" K漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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; q- ]( H) [) H6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 4 g$ ^3 t# w" n3 m4 m4 n
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ ; `2 X2 v. N& M
. \- D" C1 w$ v7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
" ?; [0 p; _' ~% G! Z4 r- e一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 3 y2 k& E! O7 H
- b1 g, F4 D% _% e! \; ~- |8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love. Z5 @8 C9 t) S/ l
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 0 }) m& h. g- R6 A2 N
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
& G \* X& S+ g7 a) {& RThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". ; W- k3 ?# y, [+ j; s5 t, D1 X
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” + H9 `, z: ?! q$ h! j# s/ b2 s
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 9 r8 k9 P; s3 r) z
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
4 c' W, U6 Y9 s; Z" j+ B3 OWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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