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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
; P6 J2 M# r9 k, K+ D( C4 i不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! + s3 q, ^3 I( u
z5 O2 A' \ ~- i( L. B+ t% D+ p1 g0 X2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 5 [- V+ V7 ?3 e
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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2 Q8 f3 P% m$ w( V3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
; c. f# V* x6 z7 f9 C6 T你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! 4 C1 s: | }) ]' J- ~
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
5 |9 `+ a8 x7 r. ~7 ~早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
6 Z! g/ W4 I2 q! x漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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7 g+ V3 [: N$ d) ?0 X. G' l9 j6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
. ?" {# t8 C; ~不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! 2 V5 G) `/ Q" B: Z3 ?3 P8 z; i+ U: \
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
' ~& D s/ [' h; r一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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" U0 A; C! U0 v6 N' K8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.4 r, E/ Z$ N/ a" v" C' W/ e; ^
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 . y8 l( N: s C
! r/ i1 w5 M. v2 ~& h% A7 m3 F+ V6 l9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. * q% p: e" |$ b! g; v- Q9 w
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 8 X& s [* r# u3 O
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 9 ]' q/ I+ T$ a" _* N
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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, ^. X x, D# ?& t1 k10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 6 R% H8 s& L5 O: t: }
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
& m9 B Z! s3 ~7 i+ L2 dWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? 4 R4 M5 j( o, o0 d% H- x
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