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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ^, r. D+ |3 M
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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4 I! D; u4 O4 T2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
2 A. [" P. t1 X4 a" l. i r- N0 y这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! 1 o2 x8 p1 ?; p* U
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
3 |9 ~* V5 W% Q2 ]; n% _8 G" U你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! 0 E. ?, W/ ]. P7 ^
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
P; B( d. k5 U( y" C: d6 Y+ ~早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 4 B$ e) G: L2 O& M$ b
) [6 A" ^$ E7 C$ v/ G7 x+ c5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
* m3 Q) y/ x: @, J! c漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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# f7 n+ m1 M! W P6 w6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
E* J. C1 h( x7 }4 e8 R5 a" @0 ?( ]不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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; h5 O' b1 l: }' A7 W( H+ A7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ( d: a6 g9 Y8 J1 N1 Q7 A
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 + L6 q* e8 Y, m' Q* x0 H
3 E# s5 Q1 L( Q( b. C O8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.% J1 Q* f" p, _; A4 b8 i
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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$ e& t2 ]! o' R9 @1 ^9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. # G* O* ^0 d% V. J
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Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". ) x& y% T8 m* p5 J
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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3 _7 n8 X, o) b! u% E, S10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... $ T7 C9 X& G! @2 a+ f* p
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……3 [4 `6 F- D% s5 m
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
3 a0 W: L5 \& t0 t$ h- I6 O为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友? |
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