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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
J9 {: N" T# d! A3 G+ o9 ?" N不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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* B0 l2 H0 F- s W" k8 d$ d6 l2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 4 ~4 A: ~ b+ m' O' O" [* N I2 I
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 5 {2 }" ~) }! E) T# B% `
1 W! M; h% w* m$ `7 z# v& D3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 8 _8 b' R6 ^9 M2 }
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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3 `! X' F# R# Z6 [, I& }4 @4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! " w- i$ V) h4 a& |' r: H
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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6 S; N2 k- @! P5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
, ^ C8 b1 [: R* ]漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ; {: A, N" K9 n2 J" r I2 `1 U6 z
' J& ^0 i. M3 W( g% ~5 [6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
7 u2 I) L+ [! k; d" f% l不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. + e& v; z( x/ S9 L$ ]* G- [0 a% `
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 # t. D0 X+ H% t i
[& N( z* t/ v' G8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
6 \# N3 l8 e; p9 Q3 U你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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" y* n* n5 o6 N( s9 z- G' i9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
" R, ?) c# B# H有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
. u9 x4 |0 u9 }2 m; fThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". - _8 }9 d" o# F
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 8 O& {- |& G2 ~! |
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
0 D7 h3 ^, [ ?; v) LWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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