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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
3 `7 H" k$ _/ @, o4 Y X) [, S不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! % m" n" ^+ R0 U# a( j% ?4 x
, m0 u) [+ g. W9 z; n2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
+ z: O% {0 k' O! f这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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2 c3 W3 q' p w! e5 Q; Q! R3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
. Y, P/ D( n9 I$ @4 _- Z你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! # Z/ j- Q6 A1 B- e y
2 v2 U) n* t; `! T9 k; I4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ( W, {1 W0 C& p' [ i2 y; S
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! * I1 }2 u: B$ ?# ^
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
9 c6 t6 _1 i9 m3 T( D5 U, l漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
% k6 b8 J& q C' b不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. % |. u- B. C% R; \7 @
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 1 ]: j/ V8 z! j8 {! q+ b1 q
9 _: i- J" ~ \! C$ M$ [- }1 U8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
1 l8 { o6 U& T你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
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Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 0 T, {0 u, o! s/ R: Q1 I F" o+ R
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 5 l6 I9 s) i A7 L
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……3 v5 _. t7 f( A$ z! o6 m. u9 Y
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ; Y9 s$ @$ G! y# E4 ?; U
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