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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 2 H8 E9 f# S+ p" |* `
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 8 y) r$ Q8 W- t" v: {, i5 J, r
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
1 w7 h8 b, a- z _这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ $ x. d, `* H3 a+ F3 A; `: {" r0 X" J* s
7 M/ ]7 L# d4 ], F H3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
3 f5 x5 s) V4 @+ i* K你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 0 X1 B. S% e, |3 E
( I% Z3 o4 ?& z; z T! l1 Z4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
/ U0 y/ c; ~8 h- g% U早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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' x8 W! _& o/ O5 E" F/ H" m5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.; @ k# H2 A+ x* r: K
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
6 t' P. B* f; w; S6 c; d2 Y不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ' x7 V% j1 t5 b* s& D
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ' o$ `& N, t, a: l! l& n
% s1 U8 z) n$ P. s8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.5 w3 S' N$ e, V/ i
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 " s- n% k( a9 Z$ j) W
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
4 O1 e a! {( s+ }5 ^有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
5 M% u+ R6 r; RThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
5 r; G/ ~4 c2 d* B9 Q8 R/ Z! s然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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- ~) m( X' ^4 |6 j0 C10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
$ P* {- V6 I$ k2 a. b5 f6 @' X每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
I3 g1 X; D4 A# U, yWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
' ~& h3 ]" R% D! n; b) x2 v8 {为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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