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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ) D7 g9 u& O- ^4 N% }+ s1 S& H/ b
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! $ i8 u- L C! R( U1 v* V9 s
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
4 _0 q* c0 Q+ ]6 \* g& J这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! 8 @# i" T0 O9 V( ^, S5 l
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
! w/ }+ m/ _8 D4 y! [你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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! J* _) k5 N5 M8 F! q+ R/ G4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! / y4 s) m7 m. U% K
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.3 ~9 J6 Z9 T# {/ g7 }/ q
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
1 o4 V- b- F2 v0 d; x9 i* g$ x不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! $ `8 x& [* i! ]' z
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
" z# n$ _: Y" v! w$ w一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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, I) J% o# [" v, {0 u8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
& g6 _6 P$ c2 ]. w; @; @你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 + A; a% U5 h9 i0 T
+ i- K$ E; |3 n$ h- o9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. # W: P( b. V' L& Z+ a3 @' U9 A
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
# Y) d4 i/ J& `* |1 CThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
- z @" ^8 h/ E6 d7 _: U然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 9 H" c' U! g2 ?( c* Z( A$ v
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
% c+ c D5 c" V) VWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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