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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 4 e9 m0 @! G" N/ ]; a+ m9 T
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ ) B4 z: J- W, @$ S$ R
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 9 a9 G" @! `9 J6 ?1 M7 Z3 M
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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+ N7 T5 f5 t8 D8 I x# N3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. + \, ]5 a4 K+ w# ?2 t/ \% u
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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$ g& \1 H' L/ \7 O& z0 k4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ; g; {) i" W/ F# a5 Y
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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4 |! b1 R7 y; X6 E( ?2 s5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
# T5 u7 A% U( x; H% w漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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; [1 {. [( J3 n F0 L6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 4 {4 X( x5 Q' ~3 I
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ $ r+ s! m& j/ I! e
+ d* r8 a6 M3 L2 s( Q- g7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
* ?+ t/ l$ [! P$ J0 c' s1 X8 m一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ' W7 ^% W! I3 d5 @0 G! I3 k2 Z* q3 K c
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.1 A! c" b- V5 }; c) Q' C" h
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
+ G* b( o7 b$ [2 R( z d有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 ! S5 Q2 {. S% ~) ^# v3 v
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". ) a- K$ L, i2 X3 T
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” - X% T) c, n0 w7 w k1 u! Y- H
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... * T+ m6 ?* m. ]( J, H
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……8 p" p) I) [+ Z% i! C
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ) p; O; S7 m: J4 }
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