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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
1 }; p0 [! h( M; p不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ - G5 G( @' X' v
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! . p$ M0 }5 {# D( P& z+ f
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
3 t) i, m: X2 g3 i你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ ) M- I; |/ Q& V- ~, G
# p* O/ T: o( n2 N4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
, t' S4 z! [/ x( O' [& U早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 7 H! ?4 K3 n4 z F- D
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.! e" K9 S" {" K8 Y( }6 y
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ( t; v% q/ S Y& u+ _: b
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
9 { k& h; j) R( f不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
6 {( g+ \. ?: g9 B' N一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 3 ^& F' `: L8 Y/ ~1 C* W
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 9 O0 C; U: d. i
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 % e: k. L1 \9 m# ^4 x
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
7 ]3 @3 L% ]* g! M5 m5 A* f3 y O然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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. q, y" U& M' h, k4 u10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
; U1 ?% ]# p( L. F! Q" v) v每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……" G4 w* A! ]8 p E: V" p! @7 u* W
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