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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ; Y& o4 O* m1 j) a! m3 L/ l
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ % D8 X, U/ o* p% Q* v2 p, x: ` e4 z
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! , |& p' M, X6 j n) _' S* S
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 7 Y, M/ ]9 R- u" |8 ?2 F
' C+ r; x( ?- M! H3 c7 J4 u3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
( q5 L! e! @; B# R6 s1 G你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ + |: I) N2 _! |/ p8 e4 J2 l
+ ?) n, K6 P& c- S: R' | K# \4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ! |1 X' r/ h- x- _- ^$ A/ n
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ # y6 |3 d: Q6 E9 N
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
& R8 O1 R% m; Q6 [漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
% {8 i7 w2 R% n8 V& k不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 3 B8 ~! [% f# l6 b
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
1 ^; C4 k8 U6 D一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ) Z5 p3 }! A: H3 R
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
M& I! l$ Z, p0 n4 C& ]. d8 g2 U你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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2 i+ S4 X3 Q% L8 a2 y9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. % J5 v& u7 G* r! _# t
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
# ?% R: L% C) z2 k. ~% MThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
/ n, j7 [1 Z+ p4 E& l然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 6 k% U: Z9 T; W% e/ [
( X4 |) N. X8 B1 @: ]# h10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
8 e# E5 }' k+ B+ u* p8 v每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
: G% a# E9 ^8 [& g3 XWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
; a, V/ m1 Y" i- G为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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