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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
& s" u8 p$ T; i& i3 T1 I( h E不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! ]! r" R8 c1 o
7 t) [. Q/ `7 S6 ^$ Q7 t; F2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ; A9 d4 J# r! ]1 a- `5 T& e: W
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! / ]9 B- f# Z2 W- k6 N( v
0 [# f) n/ X5 E) @8 {3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ; A$ \& J- w* n2 j! v3 |
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! 9 s8 U' G- k1 l2 A4 _# V
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! " b; K; @' z B/ S
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 7 X; Q i2 U! P5 j: L
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it./ e) ]' G0 f: K% j7 f9 e
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 - t8 x, k& G& t. K2 A9 F+ `- O6 h
( Q- t6 k) g* o; U6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 7 s; W* U8 B, [5 C% x' J N
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! / i) i6 @; W/ V$ `' Q5 O0 N
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
, ~8 B) R0 W8 d: b9 L- S+ j一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 6 f" n2 h7 t# f) a8 N. R7 X; u
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
/ T6 b2 p! l( D4 F i2 O# R你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 " q( Y: ^: g( C" e+ j; B2 Q
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
9 d3 m8 U0 n8 s$ a; |7 D" {有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 3 r% F& S* |) E" A* x
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
' b' B4 k5 s, S然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 7 o# J( p" j" F$ T+ e
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
7 |+ x: N- Z( Z+ @每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
4 m' u! g0 u4 YWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
6 J) a i. J' t+ @1 a7 M4 w为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友? |
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