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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 2 [) l" o* o! ?( C
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
/ ]. A0 t* }% ^ L; i0 c# D: E这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
d. k4 ~4 [* K+ E你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! % [3 g$ s) K' E( v9 Z8 H, r
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 0 q L" a& \" N. c
% R5 p b" J( i. b5 f. S5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
# m8 ]+ X* P- y8 z1 c) r/ n/ Q# i1 d漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 1 m& U, {# q) _0 b
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
$ c6 X" S# u. \8 S# I/ T不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ " R0 ~; H2 w, Q, V
2 Y$ \- q* }& y6 v+ S; R! `. C7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
# I$ j2 [ v" C: G- P7 I一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 : r+ e' e6 t. z; ^' k! }& Z& U
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.9 Q2 z9 d- W" q
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
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Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 6 Z5 }# g3 m: k$ Y
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
; W: ]! @2 D0 K$ M每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
6 |$ i5 m" B6 H4 ?& DWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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