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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 4 E0 }2 I) B2 _, ^6 k) g
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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3 [7 L3 [& F. z; }) {2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
8 M" Y$ ?: n0 o4 D' D4 d; x1 E0 Z这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ) a& {- _8 b$ Z$ Y1 Z2 o8 P$ p
4 ^& _( [$ M# h# T0 e1 j |3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
" `4 L' D3 d: \& ?7 ^你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! & }, Q' t% ^0 g1 _/ J
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ % P6 ]5 q0 T1 @/ W% [, D9 T& O
. G# k! W, r+ U1 B4 W4 H3 Y( `5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
, I, P' Q$ u% D% s+ k- [漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
( `2 B; t/ E# X0 Q( p不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ / ^! B0 E7 ?% u* d
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
% g+ r R, Z6 U0 A2 `9 e一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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2 N0 O& _% q7 z+ s6 v: b$ q) H8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
^8 `# {. P; d- S你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
+ @5 \4 t5 Q v有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
/ t, r# j! G/ W' Q( a; A# F' EThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
0 K9 {) \7 z6 m$ Z& j( n然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 9 j G" a0 L$ l3 i3 K3 K
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
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