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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! $ x9 }" G' b+ b3 _: Q N6 C
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
' q# Q0 T- B& a, W, L# N这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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8 N1 P \( y: n5 w3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
$ ]) D3 y6 `; h0 Z" u" f你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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/ p/ \ h. a: u4 O' Z4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
& m5 y+ v* L9 P' q9 v" w早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ + { ^. v, R" L2 P
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
8 ^# U# }( L G2 m4 V) ~, v- `6 d漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ; m) X! o, e4 H
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! / e' J& J; V- f9 j
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ) V+ T% s9 [4 ^& h' m7 F% }
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.9 C, O4 k+ R, C2 N4 H
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 2 f3 h) `; Y! t9 y9 \8 x% ?
, @$ T1 F, Z, C5 b, M" C) ~9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 3 r+ ?% u }! ^
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
2 a0 g5 Q4 |2 |+ A4 F8 s. OThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
1 C$ |! _ N# d/ Q: r/ C4 K然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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( b1 v0 q" |) @3 ]$ }10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
7 i6 H1 D( k+ N) s- V0 Z, Y每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
' U* a: q0 @( a& ?9 j% D8 L0 _Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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