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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! / k K8 R0 g+ C( [ }+ X( Z& }1 [) |
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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6 k! E* p; z) ~. o: D5 F: J$ i5 J2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
" [1 W* l+ J/ {, W8 o这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ) m5 W8 R1 @$ p% H. ? i
2 C. \0 y+ V" ]& x5 N2 v3 K( C( C3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
# P" C1 e8 d& _) F: F: L4 S你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ / A1 Q: L* n2 e+ e# D) K- h1 }6 n1 V
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
" m+ }8 d1 I/ T1 J2 L早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 7 _% r5 ^" q- A) I
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
6 G6 |$ C0 C, F漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! / P2 _8 N; e( u0 N% {8 S1 C
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
! y1 n8 s. Y% a( m0 Z2 g4 n一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 7 O. @4 X& T5 k* t6 I
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.5 {, m b3 S, \; P
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 * W; Z6 M1 _& m5 P
+ W- E5 W" @+ F/ ~& F2 F5 \9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ) q/ F% F A/ p2 I* @
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
+ ~. x& O$ w* Q% d6 P0 ?% tThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
1 E n# [ ~! p. J3 P$ H1 w然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 6 @% p7 x+ t' p/ z# O E
; Q+ C8 h M+ F4 A+ \8 y8 J10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
+ I2 L- g' z# ]* ~6 U每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……' N- m7 O& V' ^$ U3 I% E( E
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ( Y: Z6 e6 r9 F. S* d7 E, `
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