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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 9 [* v2 i; F9 J- ? \3 V) p
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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, R# b% i1 A; k+ Y) u/ P# g2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
1 }8 ]8 t) U! j6 K9 C" K* [& x7 K% D这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 8 F& ]/ g! Z& |. ^1 _3 ^
0 Q$ h7 m0 z/ I9 a# [7 L$ W3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
6 y" j$ J% |4 o( @4 t你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ * o, o: H5 n6 w' i# }/ m ~ G/ \
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 2 }& O. e9 l& e% h4 \) X
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 8 o( b+ Z) o$ W+ S, F0 g- D6 s
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.4 o" g: |1 u9 o8 v" s
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 % k0 ]/ ~/ h; y' s
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! # n+ _$ t& a8 B. I
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 1 b4 o7 Z" n( A& A' S
, O' P( _# [- A7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
9 ?4 L1 ^' d9 i: F( z一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
" g# R+ |3 ?! K6 [1 I- ]4 ]; X你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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) [: e( f: @8 Q2 a9 S9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. % i8 R3 E" f, V& W( c
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
+ Z: ~2 ]" y* C- x8 N: ?# yThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
1 @- N9 n# u# r5 E a" i. \6 v然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 7 y m' s5 j! x7 E5 h' D
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... " l8 n8 Y7 l* M+ o0 h
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
$ K7 {' r6 q8 I% `% Y6 d* |) X8 G+ i9 JWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? 2 S; m( E0 @5 @7 z0 K2 ?
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