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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
5 e7 J1 X- n" E. K( V2 ]不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! : S2 P+ [ O9 Q) Q: p
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! " ^+ d' E% W9 V3 o' s
7 c' H: s+ z1 e1 B- y' o3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 5 r/ B, |+ \% J8 K& x
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
/ g7 g) b: F1 X- f; `& `5 Y早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! . k" g" w# B! s. u3 r# b7 R& q
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
0 n E+ Q1 E$ a2 e! q漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 & V, H4 O( y& U8 i
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! # v$ X4 k0 K$ r. G' b
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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* @0 f8 m' |! o) D7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. / B( F6 g9 l4 L6 ?; B
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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9 `! _4 [: O; t8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
, S8 P' L+ D6 R; C( g4 ~! R你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 - s+ Y6 D6 e: q2 ?, S; F
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. + S( g% a# U& f, D
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 ! D* P/ Y) c: L% E5 y
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
2 s9 ]$ m; F* z/ f然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 3 `1 y b0 H M i' l3 g
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
& Y9 V+ E- z0 i- t: J$ K每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……; k" J" C) ?7 P4 I
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ! A1 y5 h* ~+ ?) D
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