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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
4 M/ _3 l- N& Z( n不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ + w" ^; L+ [1 `0 I: @3 C
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ~- ^; X, Z e0 A
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. : N0 u0 K* ]5 b
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ . [3 ^' R1 ?* y: S
0 I, d2 r2 a4 n' t2 Q$ F4 t4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! " U4 k: m3 i, b: d# j* ?: \
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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" j5 m2 Q5 N5 q) Z$ Q. l% l7 F5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.! F" p4 W/ v% |. j4 F/ q
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 # ~9 X, F- z) W( W5 z
- h9 i! J. Y4 g+ [! S9 k3 f v6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! ) l+ V/ X2 |8 g; L' i0 E e/ [7 J
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. % Z& y2 D+ p2 S9 S$ b
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 - t5 U9 x. p+ L9 M5 g2 w
2 o* @1 D! d. J7 w, m8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.: H: e+ |# H( W& \
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 & [: e2 H* G! g+ ~7 i- R$ u! i
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 2 m2 }7 T" D5 J1 h6 I4 A
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 7 ~8 h+ A' ]: w G5 V9 X. y
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 2 a& o$ y' y! t6 d0 {" I
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
7 v6 U4 u/ o# Q+ p; _" ?# t每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
) Z# |& K5 [) b* NWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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