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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 0 j. _. a Q0 ~+ I
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
# ~2 G( q! Y9 ]这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 3 A9 _3 y/ k) |% K
3 t2 U- C4 j6 B0 h+ ~$ l" b' Y$ n3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
0 ^" K' B& ], H) H I/ B3 B6 z你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ & B8 f2 j6 d) X, H
% c$ S, c; ^$ V) \+ l4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 0 ^9 @3 G, k& e+ [
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 8 j0 ~, \- _' R9 s0 F# K
- Z4 B" ~' o ]' ` l! |/ X5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
+ V/ T8 l( q: x& R1 P! I: {2 [% [漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ! t, k3 B4 ^, E) g" ~* ~
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
& W; K R9 z' @. a1 R不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ " K! i( o% C( r
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ! Z) B$ H% g6 D! N) d/ D
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.7 D' j. f+ j7 g7 S
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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3 s1 r2 b% G* W! B# g. r3 @0 w: H9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. # p; L, f. E$ ]
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 " H1 N# W2 n, b8 u- `- v' _0 U
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
+ }" e( M& B; ~3 Z1 ]0 ?然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 4 o2 `( e" U% K" D2 o6 @1 n
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
- m( ?6 Y+ v5 Y' D! u7 wWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? % y" B# \, n% A0 y: \9 I
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