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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
2 o4 @" m# }1 P, O( a# \0 D不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
p% p; X0 ]$ P; g8 G6 A这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! ) ]& x7 V( [1 r5 I
/ W k1 q Q2 z! ~5 h% \9 P3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
8 q w! F5 M) K7 x% l ~5 o& O/ |你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
/ z5 U6 |5 i d+ g! {! R; R- ]% O! A& {早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! # w7 ]2 F# ]- W* K' _0 A
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.$ a; f0 O, q" u
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6 E$ z! s/ q k& G" I) @: a$ l6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
4 a* p* O: U! ?0 t不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 8 X# E0 ]- r+ j. ^9 N% k
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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& C2 G8 `, G4 ~8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
# T' e; h" @: v# j你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
" ]8 C1 U0 U! ^' R+ t7 J7 A有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
2 {$ g% e3 P& K+ c" }7 @- {8 N' V9 h1 uThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
; b9 j6 x! s$ O; M然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... * U% k2 ~; X4 y9 T
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
; @- I9 z, S4 b e0 WWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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