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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 5 l0 v/ _/ a4 L6 A( S0 U4 \
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! 3 p9 u1 j1 H: _* T/ E0 I0 O# y
# O; f9 f+ |4 v: `* z& h1 L2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
& N8 t& q1 `) {' a3 V8 _这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
5 Y! P# p) Q$ m% f你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! % D5 I( T. b* |% e6 ]
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
6 d" y, u p. E u. C+ l" v: T" G早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! ! _6 ~% d* [# N0 f2 x
/ |: q$ k' Y6 ^4 s5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
. H) a5 s9 ?6 d) C漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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- W: C: T3 Y( i c$ a8 r6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
5 `, w6 j4 z0 e5 f5 p4 P不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! 7 ?' D8 M4 J3 B, N6 I" w1 o
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
# d" i" X. S ]0 ?" S8 R一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 ) B% X4 I% [9 s, @5 r
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.6 o4 q) e2 ~! m5 l4 q2 c4 q2 S
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 2 C2 {! R6 B" i$ M8 w
" K# A6 i6 D% Z4 ~9 Y9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. # S- k- k, {8 f! k3 Z5 [
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 5 A4 V* |0 r" f5 B5 L+ ^
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". & b# u2 J5 f* K2 [
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” $ B) b( b2 v) |) w
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... % L$ ?# m/ e0 t* p/ J' [
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……: I% m- w0 X0 C" \% R! n7 ^& m: F
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 2 S$ L7 @7 i1 Y
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