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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 3 K- ^; R5 d1 _" `# B, s6 W
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! , p3 I3 p& q9 D
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
& o) v0 e* [: n这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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0 M: ?8 D& o6 C! R3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
0 A8 v2 }2 N4 k; W( S- j你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
- L$ @" }7 N" g- _# Z8 _- s早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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# J4 S: C7 C. h w0 H, ^* Y5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.. @" \4 f+ `# F+ i
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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2 D E) N' l g+ l6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
3 b. X |; M5 v8 i不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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U# G) o0 N- K7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 9 ?# X- j5 }* v
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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+ r. a7 Q+ N, d5 f+ ^( X8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
# A4 e4 x# A D7 O$ |) a你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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3 }* j3 D( @$ G3 u* i* X( E+ P9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
: Q5 U( l8 J, v6 F' s4 Y有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
. m/ g5 z0 s8 Q" wThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
( V* D. \# b: {$ X$ E' M7 G! t然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
5 H+ P- x2 ^/ G3 |+ m每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……* T+ T! U9 u% D& e/ f* q, J
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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