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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 7 `0 F5 Q4 [ i& |9 U$ t: e
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
, t: z- j% ?- S6 Q: N2 `9 c这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! , K g3 E" B+ }" W
$ G' D, o* n, j7 w& c, M3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 4 T8 w, b. A) ]2 {+ ^% N' d5 V
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! " J7 E8 u* j, ]$ i2 H: s# O6 r
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! * L: Z1 D4 m1 i7 c$ R |1 z" ]
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 7 X; P8 ]# m2 E8 O9 H
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.5 O2 ]! L$ C+ t2 c
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 9 C& x K& n! Q' ~) i
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! & P" G a& d& d9 X( g5 C8 F: @) N6 `
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! 7 b) Z; b& |, _, ]8 R
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
) Z i. M! J, R7 u一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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# E4 \4 G- U, N' a( M' ~5 E& r! a8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
) C9 L& t) G) w6 e你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 * p/ E5 A2 u c3 }2 `; B
6 G5 b' P% k8 K% \+ O9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
( L' g( h% b, V3 A; }2 G有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
3 N1 b' ^9 h# k& }Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". ' z: u C# L3 b$ |0 N& z
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 0 f# t+ b6 p) _4 D$ z
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 2 D4 S. d1 M4 H+ e
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……6 u4 {4 S$ H" d) w
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? / k% C6 s L. _( [& _, Z' @+ s
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