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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! " u* n; J. a7 f
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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& V0 m. o( h! r. r# S; e" }1 L2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 1 Z$ X' x( R/ Q: K2 e, e7 F
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ , u2 \$ C4 _; o, p/ Z
$ b0 g( c! f0 ?- V* o# } t3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
4 I4 k# g: c5 v你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ / G: n' G% g5 ^, L, v
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
7 [: g5 }1 @+ S早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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- b/ B) u. X1 n! d0 o5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.' }. Z# k2 _7 v! @% I( P) O2 L+ P
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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+ b0 T3 o* R* `9 G6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 9 ]4 e5 Y& a* T& Z% A# b, z9 U
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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: y$ B4 A# V* z* j5 U1 C7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
0 z# x9 }8 V: ]" H一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 7 O) v1 s( a8 S9 P- ?2 h* R) U
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
5 x$ M% w+ L2 [& B+ I你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 1 B+ h1 S0 I( `% d- W
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
3 t+ R+ R; |; A有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
# L8 \, D Z0 ]' }% J; OThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
: K K P2 e6 d然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ( A3 `# H' e) |3 f
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... / R1 Z! z+ @/ A4 e- X) L
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
, k7 I& z# V5 X9 u9 r5 g AWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
2 [2 Z2 g' O6 k3 w为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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