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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! . V5 y7 l; ~4 L( v' m& u
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! , ] y0 K; z/ _7 n- l' h% j# i
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ; P: v5 u+ L: }! V6 i) n4 m# r
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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6 `7 F- g9 }8 j) d2 i3 `: b4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! / v% Q3 q. U( `2 P. N+ y4 Q' M! t
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 2 q2 E; u; p! a. P6 \! U4 D
3 w4 s6 w# G( W4 F; s1 K2 s% P, q5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
, Z! E# O. {5 `+ ^- A2 [漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 0 H% \& c+ l( M$ ? D- [
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
! A4 l$ P, N& Q, z. y( z不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ F6 w5 t" W/ v" l" {5 @; v, T! [
8 T% Z0 e% w1 D! e0 P* ?7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
* ]" v/ N/ K% h9 j一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 8 A# [' {5 H W7 e: `
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.$ z# l" w: W5 @4 p1 ?7 j9 `# D! ?5 U
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 - l! y" a2 P9 X7 S* P/ y
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
9 J) l, }! v; b$ ^2 D' U有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 ! z4 D- s1 F5 S7 p) H
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
) k- B- A) a9 l8 }* W' W. f然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” $ c8 W" x$ K+ ]7 e
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... " T, {; v0 z& B7 R* y7 s
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
3 ^* i1 r: Q4 {" @$ t( j5 ^* _Why should I be the only to suffer...??
8 T; i% g) B# D( a% q- Q为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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