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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
* N- M) I, d6 g6 x8 I6 J不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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( n( g8 C, o1 K) f u2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
6 P( b1 u Q k3 k' W3 m这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! # B- [$ Z$ H( D
# y; K* g# j2 o3 \4 [% X* R, X9 p7 ~0 H/ H3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
1 r8 g+ C7 x% K. D; v c; W, i% g你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! ! B6 i1 `9 [" E: C% l: U. R
+ F) O3 m+ J' @4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
9 `9 f8 r& L& v早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it., U: Y8 W7 e3 r$ Q8 i8 h# V# q
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 7 |* y* X% g% i! |0 G' T% _% Q
) M; U* j& J0 X% s; z! C6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
. m8 F- D% }( H1 J# l' S! Z不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
9 ^: M6 ~7 [/ x9 {# T一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 * D$ v$ p: `+ b* U4 ~$ h
% g- W7 H) e2 j" {5 c8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.. l. h- J/ I% \/ [
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 4 d, |2 b3 u/ y* _! @. Z
9 N; m# U4 l, p. f/ T/ ]9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
; e5 y( N3 @) j, ]& O( f有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 9 \0 k+ ?& p0 i; h$ ^* p& R1 Q
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
& Q @: u9 h3 s! e; A然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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1 \, i. R% W- B9 e9 _7 v10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 5 G6 h _, a" U) ^& B- W
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……! f! M/ _+ Z- d8 V0 _* v3 E
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