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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
. Z' Q v$ O( e3 m. R- k* I2 |8 U不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
! u' f( n$ C$ f& B) r( i7 w9 K这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
( K! m$ y; O. D# a6 O m6 o- U你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ / _: X: @) Z3 f$ N4 K. `) t) e
0 W- h* @" P# b4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
$ u H/ s6 O5 y! b' H0 v) G b" x早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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3 m" e5 e4 i7 F+ I5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.( ^5 f9 n0 b: x# I/ l
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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* y8 j2 l |, h1 {9 f6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! & r* ~; _! o+ @6 @, } h: o8 o
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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# M Y- G4 ^0 q/ r6 o( v0 Y7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ' r* P4 I# ~: w7 l1 N
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 8 v7 |6 Y1 \, L4 G
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
5 |+ s _# S) P- F你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
f$ L1 A2 y) [8 \有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
5 r% O% o+ ?7 E% _Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
( a6 u: J; k% s1 u然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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9 a. [5 _: G1 O ]10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
' J" ?/ j9 Y: z. d3 }$ j# T每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……" R0 m" ?# l3 ~) P8 J( p3 i
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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