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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 8 J6 y h- J6 r( L, T7 b0 j% [ N; n
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
* p0 Q4 b% Y8 ~ h" e' v这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! ! P% `1 J9 U! G' U6 R5 O
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. / w3 [7 T, C. i8 h/ G+ }6 ]
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! 8 U- g) K2 c$ F9 p6 S
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! " ]$ _( d2 Y( t* F- D; c% L2 {
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! # e5 D' T5 @# |2 Z
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
; f/ h$ B; t, {/ _& T漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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( t8 J! B5 w- s" u; D6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. / v7 o8 m5 O. r8 `8 ~- l# A- @* o
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
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Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
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# B+ |0 L7 C. P2 S" H: J10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ' ?* M7 [+ d+ k( X z
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……1 `$ m" |* n6 j: ]
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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