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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
0 V S/ }6 m4 i4 d+ r. u不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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l# O: s/ ^7 g" i) R& |! ^2 X7 W4 a: t2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ' Z; c/ I1 z3 W( E
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ * ^+ T+ W/ J+ p- k+ @
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 0 ` S2 s* }/ ~! a
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 0 l* K f/ P" h+ U9 I* T
4 h) n4 ?* q8 }" I) y8 G# m4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
+ J! a8 S$ X4 P% w5 D早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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% S# Y+ V' a# f" r* j: {5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
+ g$ l$ a% u9 h, x9 J7 }漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 7 R9 h# Z: N# a7 P
# H$ p) j9 R1 W9 G( z! @6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
* n. w6 z7 f0 u不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ; M0 U* D9 g4 g+ }. @/ ~0 k
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
" Z+ f" U. W* I7 H你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
2 x1 t6 V5 @$ Z" r1 `有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 4 h. P# A! h$ t
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 0 ?5 U. \7 W# K0 e3 n
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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6 W3 J* {" u/ X3 {# b9 v3 n8 B10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ! g# K. a$ }, a G, \
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友…… } Y e" }' ^0 F; \
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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