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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
6 ~: p3 W8 v$ x' _& t' U8 B不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! # U, u" I) R: |! U8 d7 R1 D4 H
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
" `: h$ {5 f4 i% U) r* ]: g; ^0 ]这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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- j9 V' r5 R" ~: ?9 u& h; a3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
% K0 A- j, _, v0 p9 }$ a% d |你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! # T$ H) l# _% A3 H6 x8 A. x
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 4 H/ u- g* b' c/ \# q
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.. s2 X0 h: C2 i
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 " F. y( V/ M) a$ N( ~* h4 D! e! q
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! % J; m; {' i3 X5 K+ P7 y) O
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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) B+ u& b1 P0 g7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ! n. w1 f7 ^, b S4 U* Z! @, t
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
7 _5 a6 w& O. R3 a4 n: a! k你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 5 _2 \' j, \6 J( j# g
% t% ~) F7 d, M- p4 I* \8 Q7 m9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 5 s5 c' E" g2 |- a4 T' `4 U
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
* ]% {/ P4 r( S% L, {1 d% ^% dThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 7 E9 c5 N4 e( n4 l- n0 z% A
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……; A9 @! {1 |) }: Z
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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