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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 2 ]; { I+ \% O
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ % l( z8 c# N1 \. n; e/ I
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ) b$ L1 _6 [1 B# @9 Q. _& w
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ! G3 T' z$ e/ I9 i* M9 Q6 ]7 ^5 @5 P6 d
8 B4 E, j; i, p. W: K' F3 v3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
7 W, T+ ^7 L& r& T6 G1 A你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ ' m/ _# w7 t' [1 X; U" C
0 E2 j1 Z8 ]8 _) Q$ x! A( V( n$ O" e4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
5 g: L2 J1 x% `5 F( G# l早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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- H5 P C; ~1 ` D5 P N+ J# v5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
" y! I% h- Y7 K T漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
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+ m4 A5 \5 p0 L2 {9 X! ?7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. + q3 O5 T& V: ~5 G
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
# y& R/ d7 d$ z) h/ d5 q你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 % @5 ]& }" Q1 A$ W3 Z
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. " G; j2 J1 k1 K# \& l+ U' e+ C- F
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
! |% H9 k! g* O0 @Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
- G c' a9 D; A6 _/ {( P _; c然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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# A' K" z7 B& p- m0 |# @10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 5 E; z& A8 {% p |9 H0 u
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
0 A4 g5 w. N, ^# e$ ~. ~Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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