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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! : `$ s" @+ A- `6 K
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ * k8 t* g3 Q! M4 ?. k
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 4 D$ I3 ]* G- G! j$ Q4 `6 a2 x4 Q
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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, P( c, \- g% G+ R6 n. E8 ]) q! s1 n3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
2 N" P; h6 N1 D" j你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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( Y0 K/ z8 h, |2 X* Z+ `4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
$ b; k! K7 ~$ a! ~" C) k早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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, h. V% |$ D/ y: J5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
( y9 I$ E: U& K1 d% I漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 & O) Z- u# }' w! w- e! Q5 p
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! % O7 g' n& t7 a' |. I9 S) `
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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a$ ] G: s& {# f; j, {; S7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 8 J- s0 a; H: K6 a( K
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 |* P4 m4 G1 p, {! w* v. a8 @3 ]
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.% I% \' L f+ ]% \& h V
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 . C3 n ^$ i( Z3 r# D
$ A# X) E! w* J" g4 J9 t$ d9 z9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. " g9 P: H$ P8 ]$ {8 E: q; `+ J
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
" T# b" Z# N6 s/ S `' N. dThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
0 r' ` I! M, B8 Y: A$ }然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 6 y4 y3 h3 J6 _' N0 S
7 v7 L: F: l$ x10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ' Y0 F6 I! x X: W
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
$ W, B' E T* T2 [; \ K1 W# @Why should I be the only to suffer...??
5 r, t( E3 q4 u5 s% D0 `( [为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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