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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
8 g2 I3 h% T8 a+ s0 G- }不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ " q6 A& h# I& j3 U) ^. n
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ( D$ k7 o. a: `# N2 C( C
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 2 B2 z# X0 A2 j
7 [ h4 b1 E y4 l, Z1 } y/ Z3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. , w: A6 n6 `! k2 x" E0 W; t! L
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 0 ]3 v% E+ K$ O2 G! `
, g* O8 ]: \! [: E4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! - f3 n* [ [. z. y+ l' d; I: ~: M
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
3 x' N" j4 }: A/ r% B) d" ^5 B漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 8 I8 y; M& k5 v9 u. S* E
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! , t( S5 W+ a1 ]0 _6 U4 R' h
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ - m* ~: _8 H) l
/ r0 ?2 h) y& u7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
( `# A" s G: M T一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 6 c/ f" |, N6 E4 g \
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
6 w& G. d9 S( Y" |: a你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. * K! L; w" n+ O" V+ y P
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 % M8 d3 r0 P6 m5 g" F: C* h' K
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
. \: ^" e' o C. J9 V然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
4 H# V2 L% ]$ \, f9 d每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
* A9 F; X: C7 D6 ^Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 5 P: m/ i7 [" H! \6 G/ P
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