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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
" v: \* R7 L& b; u; B, I不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 6 `- \9 g0 u# ?; {' T ]
( O. w5 o# w# q- P2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! * z0 u4 [( Z/ W7 B3 z& W
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ # Y2 O. i# S& k0 n& a( C5 v
: c3 F$ \4 e& {6 k3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
9 S7 U; I5 U. ^你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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* Y$ R; X# `/ b: g4 M4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! . p4 \! x/ i( F, V
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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( t8 ]& S! z( I* R7 p* [5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
* q% h8 g; [8 @漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 3 w0 l# U* X- s2 }! q8 d
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
1 h9 n( H6 U* n不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. # y& P& \6 g% L6 @" t
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 6 x8 m! L8 g- T& L* T- ^* O
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.5 j8 c9 O. w4 C6 w
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
2 h, s8 Z+ f3 |0 B有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 * U1 T* b( r1 D& z, y: D5 i* ^8 o
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
* R" k* ^0 r. k( O3 @然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 2 `$ k2 O% v/ M0 o8 T8 }! s6 ^" `2 e
& Y# K: i" G( y( ?& O10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 1 Q9 c, E6 F+ O+ v" D/ _8 B$ u
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……6 b9 r! K6 N8 g( g5 v$ c
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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