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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! & ?) f. i# [+ T2 r$ J+ U( H% N/ w! G! g3 e
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ ) [( ?/ Y. {2 ?) f2 K: W1 p
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
9 Q6 ^# _9 t% D; W, u" u* T这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ' O% }6 v! W3 c4 A8 n: H
/ \+ {, n* D! \! u' J5 P" m: e3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 1 Y$ p; `; T1 L3 Y# h
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ {$ }9 n2 C9 [1 v s, k
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 9 M6 S7 o9 L/ c! o5 p
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
+ E8 i8 e, Y! R' k, W r漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ) e5 X6 x3 e+ m/ D! h$ p4 e: j
1 ?; \: s3 f& u! Z/ ]0 K1 ~6 B1 G6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
9 q4 h% X* b* r6 ]2 R& v不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 0 |% g: R; M3 k& H
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
5 K- x' d! @+ o$ G' e一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ) @4 i& A4 F; V( g3 z
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.) O5 f" x; V! O1 a/ D) K. r
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 ; y$ h, A% V: t7 J+ ~) ^$ Z+ A
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
; p( E. e4 e% H6 r0 v! l3 ? H! ^有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 2 v1 d4 w! r; N/ ~- |7 ]
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
) z. K6 g9 W3 \2 ]; k" n% {然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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3 ]* }) L+ w* N* }10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... . }6 I0 O4 v6 H3 p
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
& O* C3 h5 ?7 cWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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