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恶搞的英文短信,大家看看哦~~

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发表于 2009-6-20 08:48:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!   
0 M4 ~- @  P" K5 f5 V不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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+ w# y0 X5 J# ~2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! . `+ P1 H* \  n5 d4 z5 R4 n
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! 6 M5 z4 [9 G9 S1 L

3 t; [4 u2 P1 M+ C8 `* C1 }! }3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
6 o) m: P$ h9 N* m你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! * d  i( E: R: B$ W& }, V

- h$ J) W$ H. A. H' M3 B; y1 `4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
1 j& P" R# X* T4 ^* b; R* s早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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! _& `3 V. P5 B9 N7 `2 C5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
! N* Z! V2 Y3 `/ J漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 $ O. c) O1 }3 v0 O; r, I+ H0 z
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! , j3 E) V; w9 r$ S
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! 6 @- L0 j( b9 X5 `" v) l

' E: E9 g' Q6 m# f4 P7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
) O; V) c5 d* }/ u( G2 \9 S9 Z6 q一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 $ t, e6 R% R7 Q; `$ d- n# u. D: H

  g3 c& {5 D0 I8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.) e+ [- O% k6 A. m: r
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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2 @7 j. U5 v) D# Y/ H- x3 I1 ?$ ~$ H9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 1 l% B7 }0 U& b2 O
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 . _- z8 o' G2 u* V8 m7 F
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
" K4 Y: \- g4 L! d# n然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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* S+ a# L! ^* k1 `10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
4 T8 P' _9 h+ I# U每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……+ q" e% |# C) y, w/ f/ ^" k6 X2 J
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
% _# T3 ^  d; E, E$ B- n% j为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友?
发表于 2009-6-22 03:16:57 | 显示全部楼层
这些短信好啊,谢谢LZ了
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发表于 2009-6-27 18:23:46 | 显示全部楼层
不错不错,顶~~~~~~~
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发表于 2009-6-28 00:02:01 | 显示全部楼层
可以吧,在加把油啊!听话
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