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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
/ \1 \5 f9 L- ~3 q4 I5 D2 i不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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: Y7 z; d6 C4 Q3 d+ s+ a2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! + ]2 s" }- V" ?8 t6 y; b
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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' Z" W( V( M4 }. X3 n3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
6 W# W6 ?+ u3 {1 q5 `- H你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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. _/ R: I+ l$ m' n1 f$ G0 t4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
0 P6 Y( @( H: F# I I3 l早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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! r2 F2 F) G. ~5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it./ ~7 f: c: I7 f: i
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 2 I v" F9 d. r2 A& y
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
" K" p, x& \$ x7 ]7 L# w3 u不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ " }8 e& ?1 m1 t0 W5 d) M
$ j" z- H3 w2 Z4 v# P, z7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. , C4 v" U2 _& h7 c- i
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
4 S) @ }1 Q1 k z. o5 Q你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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F" {! X: `( R. H: V- |9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. # [; G2 i4 j6 ^3 [
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 * ~) {% V8 A/ X2 x* R" @
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
9 V4 j3 `# E% z; ~/ z+ z然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 3 X9 x4 B# [8 d* j
0 ^% Y7 e3 [% a2 z4 C10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
5 _) ?; v" I% ^7 A& w8 V每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……) R0 {6 W. C. L8 ?+ I
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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