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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! - [1 ?: J" l a- {% i, U. k' ^
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! " c0 ~& I& d! D9 l) j
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! % v% |, ?" B- |' m
) c* R. m* G" f- t6 Q, i3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 6 {* M7 U; V* }, H& v% q+ ]! Q
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! # `- [; J+ m3 t$ |4 [
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! m3 E8 Z4 R* h7 m- m/ r/ d
- |2 x* q; }+ K- Y5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
5 ?$ k U$ r) M. F) u$ |$ n漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 , f w, b6 ]1 P3 }
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
7 o' E- g4 U& d0 Q8 C: Z不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. . \1 U5 |( {8 E1 U0 h, d
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
( q. }' J2 v: ~7 @0 m+ W7 M你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 ; ?6 `/ T0 U/ y; a
+ o6 ^/ e" {' Y! h( \6 X9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
: w* a! I8 n5 m4 |" N/ M1 g有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
' a4 H+ _/ H3 ]: m8 N8 b9 vThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 7 J) R( i' _1 |! j' o9 ~
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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1 b4 V, h# S; X+ F, v9 i10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... - O! C% m, b$ U4 r# d
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
# U1 ?" D4 |. ^. G2 Y9 h: cWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? . E- T2 L9 R! m* |
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