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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! Z" ]) F) R- [. k2 R% n4 G" S
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! + X, R7 C# F' F
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
( u$ C% B% Z2 T1 h, k) R- U你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! & i" h4 P- j( E$ V/ q. y
+ o. o6 y: L$ e4 Q% w4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! " ]9 c9 W3 l9 I, W: E
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
! |. x# q' i7 N, s3 n1 {漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
$ e8 e3 _! ?8 k3 j不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. * L! F1 U) J5 y1 |$ f! I) y; |
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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. ~1 c0 q) M2 U, n8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
5 F( r, M7 D/ J4 n你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 ' a) k" O& p! e/ | @" r
: W8 W @4 O. f$ h; L- g9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 2 I* b: Y/ A8 ~3 B
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 : q6 X9 Y* E7 W: l+ p& O- ] e
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
% G/ R! V# B' \然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” * _: s5 a4 v2 F. U
w- h9 {; T( m2 B- I7 [! T10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... : `5 |( S7 Y, M+ e% _
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……( m1 q0 {, t& }# n& i
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 0 s# ]7 Y9 O0 G' |& L3 G
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