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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
6 }8 R1 a5 t7 V' \2 u9 U不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! 4 J9 A# M7 D3 p( ]
2 h: T0 G, G; @3 t7 G W. D. D% z2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
8 i8 ~6 Z7 _6 V9 f. p. G( {4 o这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! ' l# c; o- n+ y3 T5 q1 X4 v
* X' b7 z9 v8 j0 p3 Q k* B3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ) g# } U& O' i
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! & A; y" ~( A3 ?! ^" V( Q
6 x a4 i3 o% \4 q4 t& Y" K& K4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! {2 l9 j) r! \* ~5 r
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! ' {& n5 N; z. j: W3 M/ f& U/ r
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
! k+ O* }# n) q3 t% S漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 - X$ v1 m9 R" `$ M2 P
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
! ^- K9 n. ]- p不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! " j2 H8 }8 o3 O
8 ? K8 T4 s. E' L7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
* \" ]) t, S, @+ t. |" I一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8 d, p/ P8 b$ f# r8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
& e/ X# ^! z) z( m你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 & n8 u1 T! O6 o# n
, O" a" J% S5 J' ~; g9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
1 {& j& [* N. n( L% M% N: y有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
2 [ m" x: U" C% j6 uThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
# V- V- l; p- F1 M5 T' Z4 K2 O& X然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 5 ^9 r0 u, K; E1 t! [; ?
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……6 `; C7 Q/ R. T: e5 z
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? . s( o) W. x, `; S" g
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