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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
, Y2 \" Q: z3 x" c不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! : o6 h2 H; @) q
7 n4 x! f* |& ?) c2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! " W* j# \' @+ [7 l3 ^6 e
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
. ^6 b P0 \1 p' O你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! 1 y* K, {$ h. X4 ^
, p0 R( E8 T" D! J2 L7 L4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
* z) j& ^8 d; _* k. W, N8 M早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! ; N$ S' e3 W( `! M! h
J+ V/ f' h% t# n; D! H9 {) _5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.6 t) F) k0 V, I6 g% f
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ' o9 l9 A( \2 W. y; B# b
+ `+ _! L1 [* S9 a6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
$ v/ T* {- B2 N/ r不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! ; T/ `+ D/ }7 w4 o% X. G$ I. g
2 X; d, Y e) b3 K2 h4 u& Z7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
' S* j4 }: ?/ ?一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.2 \: d( Q& H: z$ F; ^/ y. ?1 E
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 & r" k7 ^" q+ H6 @
9 U' ^' b8 E3 i9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. % L* Y# N+ U( {6 V
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 |! M/ ]! M3 }$ d+ X
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
; S* B/ U; J$ \- [. j: |: s$ C! P然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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8 G' w# W* {7 B10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ) t: M; C- q0 y
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
) C& v1 f [" w9 G. ]Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ! x' F3 @4 ]% @
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