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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
8 X$ R/ ~: q) ?* U9 X; w: w! ^不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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. N& y* `7 f7 m* n2 m$ X* `7 ~7 e7 o2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
7 q* B. s* h6 \; Y! ^这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
5 w7 b* o4 I& O+ X, _% l你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ ( {! N7 z7 O1 F7 C! w$ k; A
, g, z6 ]- K, F f4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 6 M$ `) K' }0 O: Q; E, S' M0 N
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ & Z7 i% \. O' O' \" H
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.7 A4 P" T$ I; R- V; E. u9 |% w3 U$ P
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 9 ^/ M$ e7 t1 P# F5 z' ^& w$ m/ n
5 J( O. N1 Z8 Z! C6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! $ Z0 l8 H, ?' ]9 K" a- [, s( v2 N$ o
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
0 U; S) v! U; g$ G" b; C一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 6 F( k4 v. X# s5 [2 E
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
" \" g7 T( T+ ?& {* `. f: n你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 0 x c5 p, ^4 p
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
9 o/ G8 H, i: ^- k$ \$ N有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
! t+ L5 L. D4 C8 L" c' A5 FThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
4 y$ d7 c* O w" ^( c然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” . B& x) c; m6 ]8 U9 y7 `- ?4 U1 c
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... & G3 K7 ~- M$ t
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
( X* R$ ~# v/ w1 g/ c5 X5 gWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? % A: I! R9 h/ E# k
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