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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! V: i7 U8 a- E$ I
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 0 s/ c9 j1 V0 s C! c# G' S
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
/ T2 H/ J# ?7 m% t: A' h; B这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 7 a4 y7 D G$ a. J; q
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ / B6 F) V" Z' I
0 |5 w$ r5 {7 L$ x M: b: @4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ( F3 b4 V5 l4 z; _, m' V. o
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
' @1 l4 P! H: ^7 l0 W5 R3 ~漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 % m2 C& I" _# w) \( e$ s7 z
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
7 ~7 _0 _- X1 {, L5 F4 F不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 8 ]. Q! A3 A6 }; L _" v; }
, I) V; e( g# X) i8 m0 J# Z* S7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
7 T/ o! T% O* c一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ; }& {' ~+ B$ _/ ?7 I& r7 W9 x
8 I+ @* A8 q. @: |4 e( t' W8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
4 G# C7 p# b! i你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 1 U9 q" o) F5 D% h/ B
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
9 B9 S. \- G9 N, ~Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
1 o% Q8 ?* s% x% q; K然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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) t8 w9 W J* Z5 z5 D0 `10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... # e8 V( Q+ |% g9 Y. }
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……; b7 e; K; i- k$ m
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? - s0 b2 k \% }
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