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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 9 k* W* a h: K# K
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ ) A0 M3 E6 h* m
- z( R6 J; d% k# m4 z2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! " i: Z2 u h2 c# e% e/ z
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 1 m3 a' H7 `) c. b4 G( w
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ * ~& U9 p( [5 z- h) }8 }
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
. v0 ^1 o/ F' j2 Z3 e& U: Q4 h早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.$ Z, w1 a; ^% b8 U
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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* X3 X6 I" c, c1 p2 {. a! q6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! : T9 T" b. d, t- r
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ + H# q. A, U) D0 q
2 {9 A6 L/ f! [+ m+ E% Y2 _+ c5 E" J7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
* w0 t7 B' H) E# o; ]一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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0 P0 q' K: B2 o- v+ F8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love., s! p" c9 h. `$ X% |) k4 r" r
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 # @* [- ^9 `6 H6 K& ^& M, M: z
, |1 ~& o5 K: b2 E% C& i8 x9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. q R6 l, B: c4 s" f, o9 A7 n
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 4 e7 O: b" [! |1 E
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". $ m8 P: U7 ~% J" b, q+ j9 `
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
3 F/ p1 n2 j/ a6 `0 t8 {9 n每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
# `) G, Q5 a1 b- F% vWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? & v% f: s, N8 X/ ~8 }) K7 [5 H
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