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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
1 Z) t' d* W- F- s/ B3 s7 i# p: B不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ ( p" l9 [4 F7 v- O( i5 U% O9 ~; |
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! - \- R3 Y& b( M' k$ b8 m$ \
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ : E! k* q) v- }
% r" p3 l/ t2 f, s+ l' o3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 6 l" D+ c1 w0 f' P' y
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ ) A% q7 D6 y+ s" j$ n, s3 U7 j
8 r- e6 {* C8 L) h$ W9 o6 }4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
' R; A+ ]$ v8 J3 E' A# t, \早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 6 S# e! a% X2 z; h) y8 H& x* S, [
' z9 R9 v5 y4 G9 }7 x$ \5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
% E+ r. \1 i& F: R$ }漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 # _* n" T6 E: o# C
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
5 {$ v, G" \2 x* n& B9 K8 X不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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6 J, n& ^7 M! w4 a- X$ L7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
% c" ~0 P4 t4 }+ Z8 i( T# {一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.0 [1 u8 M3 Z2 }9 i$ |' q
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 7 p; N* a4 E' K# O! e
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 ( A2 H* N! }3 }! h- V
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 1 V3 G2 I( n2 Q C) Y; N. m! U& b
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ) [/ I# H; I6 U8 ]2 _' B" ~
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……7 C% _, E5 W O
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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