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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 3 p4 Y8 c/ X# P0 f* u# j( Z5 V
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 5 r% Y# U% q- T/ w- k5 a" S; m
% q8 l4 [& ]( F7 q5 g H2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
- f( M% t v4 i) W5 h& V; F这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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' o. C3 T' ]; j6 i! E1 S3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. - b. R4 M- [% t( Q5 i- |
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 0 p7 j; O2 R. i6 a" L6 R* J) H
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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& T# i$ r8 s" l( F# D5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.0 I' A( n" J ]( o
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ) x' G+ j# X* }+ b- U* u0 a$ v( P: Z
q$ |' z- v0 ~3 q& R6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! " K1 B V# O; M4 k3 B
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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: \8 `9 A) H7 X. L5 |5 X' A7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. & D. K; S" X' A6 [/ P E3 q
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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! {5 D- D H! h ?/ v8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
# _! R( q! j; ~3 @/ s$ r2 L你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
. D( I' z! ~+ B有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
- n4 s# u7 e2 @Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
/ y4 L. a9 g& w$ W- n6 \5 x然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
" J3 _3 v! j% E) B4 Q每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……. P- i! J6 p( o/ |
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