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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
. D( [" |8 @# c0 Y4 A6 H5 [不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ , k- M+ ?7 z7 ?3 i
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
7 v; }5 d9 Q+ z) n# j2 ]这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 3 y3 S* f9 o6 L1 J% @, G/ C" B
" o' z2 B! g, X9 T: C9 C3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
5 z! \) d' f" K1 l6 S4 |' \6 }/ q: e7 q. h0 ~你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
8 O$ p* q* q. l. H& P早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 4 T+ O* ~ l8 F4 v& _) U
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
5 _% i% B9 K9 I; g: S. i/ U/ U漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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+ a! v- _( d5 N; y6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
4 [# G! \/ |5 p! _5 n不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 5 L1 k& D6 m3 T% W/ }; q
$ N; Z% ]* F$ Q0 h& J1 P: B4 U4 ~7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 9 u& N" J8 c3 R) d/ j5 Y
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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, E) e7 ?% }6 c4 I$ W8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
$ `: m0 R( V7 y: Q6 L你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 7 N# j8 I- W9 R6 l
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. , A( q3 B2 P8 k6 ]1 n+ c
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
) s% r C8 v1 ~ r; ~% ?Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". ( n4 Z& f% v4 y* ~# O1 i) }
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” # S1 v; g# \$ l" w: x% ~( B; S
" |/ b: d) K& o# @7 ]- b10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... # q5 B, X7 y7 \* Q0 Z' g2 ^' a
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……7 D+ U, l, n8 i1 u
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ' c& |6 v% Y' v% K! U
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