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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
* w5 I0 a6 c# T6 H不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 0 F% Z- l r- G2 {
% s* q& u2 \/ Y r( t2 u: { o% A2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
/ }4 z. W) \% D! b' Z$ q这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. " P, r. U: W& y- N
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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& u! e* \3 R. P% Q, m& ^4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! / A9 c! c' t% E
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ E5 @. C- j/ K: q
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it., C7 `8 A/ V9 t& y- p
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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" y4 U' g- u+ c8 E6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 3 `4 f! y/ ~/ } S( b' ?
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 0 K q' ?1 S* ^. A N0 Y& Q
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. " c: }; a- ?- t# U' z2 ]
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
/ P' M% c3 I" B6 x/ c( v3 c1 ]) n你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
: u2 q( Y* N" {2 ?有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
% e/ S" p' Z# J9 r2 V7 G2 zThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". " |# g- }4 ~7 x0 s& Z
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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0 a6 ] Q! }: r# L; q8 T10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... , e, B" V1 \. [- K$ H
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友…… x- s7 B. W4 [2 y' v1 ]
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ; r. r& J% p* r( W! a+ _7 Z4 u
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