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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
/ Y0 J2 A( r7 c) M+ j; C- U不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ ! D4 {* F- K% z
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 3 ]. M) \* ~) H8 g: H6 y
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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U" e" y2 X0 ]% E2 ~/ Y3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. , _9 v$ ^! r8 q% t7 O+ T! R
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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% A1 i+ y2 h Y4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
& _* F* p$ r. B& {$ R4 k+ `" O+ O, |早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
; [; ~ m" a2 q( ?漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 . {" t+ w6 L1 n) I$ g8 z, |
+ P4 Z. Y' m" K3 _. m( r6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
1 W. t& K0 C* B/ v1 l6 Z+ [& i不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ ; G5 h5 Z8 ]! G6 T. T. D
) x5 q) Y, s6 S; w4 w2 X7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. , w! z* s" ~& x9 m# p* f
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.8 j. V6 g" ~" I# v
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 . K3 ^9 v2 O6 I9 u! Y; `, P
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
( s) O2 \+ T% E3 b有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
6 n n5 q) b% s( `Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
3 b1 N9 y# I- k然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” - q5 `0 b; C! ]' h. B: O( X: O
" b9 B* @1 h$ M# G/ U, T% O10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
3 D/ T4 l* Z3 Z& f5 B! t6 p每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……5 x4 W# r' r1 N* h
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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