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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! + M! \6 h5 O' u: c$ v
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ / l& r8 w E4 A! F" U+ H+ [
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! - l! ]" Z6 u5 x$ M$ P! z3 B
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 2 W( `, d8 w+ [( N3 @
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ " ~. l) t. w, d4 j
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 6 G7 N9 Y% \7 s* K; i' E
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.3 |5 m) G4 k" T {. I: b8 y
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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' Q4 w" A* k4 l% {/ f6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! & H2 ~5 P# Y" O% r7 P3 C
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
8 Q& Q8 @5 x* m- t; s, X. L6 T5 h一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 % g( l, X3 w- f2 g6 m
, g1 M0 Y5 W L6 M* ?/ R3 u/ |3 M& H8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
0 t; o2 W& s" U! l, x你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9 i6 _- ~+ r0 O' d; }% i9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
" r6 z3 \8 V+ Q( L有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
+ y' G& Q! n$ f( }7 NThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
/ [; @' D! k3 x- y2 a然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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3 C! q' l( @ I) C10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
( g3 X3 \ u7 I! {. i8 `每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
+ W+ i3 y! |/ I7 d6 q' SWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? 5 N( |5 {( ]7 r8 X
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