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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! . h; e& K0 ?0 v
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 5 z+ G5 `3 R1 t7 v% {, |# s/ M
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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. b7 F) C, L9 Z+ w3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ; q! n! a+ A$ t. i. r( p8 c0 ]
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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6 X, t/ g, d5 n: C" C4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
. z9 Y# C" a, K0 \! [) n- I早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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3 s1 g. s1 A4 @5 F/ T" ]# D5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.5 k9 x) ^3 P1 y+ A0 E" j. ~
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 9 @) G$ K% C8 ` v0 K
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
1 k* J) L" |5 I/ E8 `不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. * ^9 o3 ~1 f Q
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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* r" G3 w# J* ?3 M% L5 |+ R8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love., \& g) [6 M* O8 A
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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+ U2 {+ z/ } o, }1 A4 R/ `, h9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
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Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
& S3 X4 T+ `9 b$ i# S+ O- X& L然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 1 Z% v$ A* p8 u4 ^
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... % |! v, m4 M3 f; z0 ]
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……2 C0 e/ U, }; m* X
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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