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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 0 g9 Q. [3 v% k& d- b" G
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 3 h3 z& W0 j* e: J
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
) Z6 V9 g) D% v) T这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ & l4 Y# g2 k& |; W" Y# h1 q
4 p+ c5 P6 \9 v3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
" N1 `2 c, K+ l7 X# u! x4 y6 A你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 4 K$ p6 @9 U/ E- M, z6 U2 k
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
/ {7 U, ]5 @5 o( m早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ % e6 _6 s' t7 a/ f5 c
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
b: X: O! P# c漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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q# c6 T9 s% D% _; a! o" I, b6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! ) u- X6 k! D0 |: N u& x9 H% n/ P
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 7 R/ N0 U4 Y) j6 Z
0 @- ~, }! ~& l5 P1 g4 O7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
# p, z( G4 b1 f5 y: R+ F7 f一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.- J1 N8 a6 B% ]+ L2 y5 E6 v+ [
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 $ z5 v! v1 }' L1 O
% K+ f3 E1 ~( q9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 3 t/ L9 S x, i
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 ' Y1 Z. M; g# @ i: P+ ^5 _
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 3 d6 u& Z, O; H# W
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ( @4 p* V) m& O
$ h7 A9 o" A5 u( _10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
1 z5 m1 [. f4 f) t" x! `* {* x每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友…… W& E+ z$ T% ~! ~6 E# `
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