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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 7 X1 ^: n. l, r, Z3 o
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
; C3 `# r9 ?1 H+ Q1 ?这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
$ ?( c( I4 s" j/ n4 D/ p# R" f: q9 F1 t你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! , ~* I# W9 j7 j' {. C4 M
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
' _& |% T! v) o3 x早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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( q \+ s- M! a( r5 C# P; V* _- U9 u1 n9 q/ X5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
9 S8 A: |9 J: |: V( H5 R漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 1 `0 m9 i$ G9 V. ~
4 ]8 c/ w8 z. e( T6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
/ Q% M7 F; n" ]8 p$ H不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! , i) F) X# @4 L2 o# B
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
2 h d: E$ w, L, T( k一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 . ]( Y' }& }# a5 U1 X
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.7 J; H# P: L$ C: [, f6 P' F
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 / U2 q8 \, K9 m
1 m( B: e5 r6 S9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 8 k! j* F# I) [& h) L) A
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
' g0 |6 W4 ^( VThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 6 U7 c% C* i/ v1 r0 R3 {
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 6 @/ v) U# I8 d; I
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
0 E5 I' V: Y' g! T7 BWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? " D; U) ]( k% z& ^3 }6 h
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