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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 5 p4 L0 Y' S, r2 B8 [0 ^
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ / Q5 m4 y! H3 e `9 ?
) |% i7 x- i* u A. k7 b0 z2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
& [, [+ s4 m& P9 @3 o% o/ G这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 5 I+ }# z9 J- i" [( Q& G4 O
) c( t. V1 s; W, c; _3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
, d' A( h) Y. f5 c# X/ M你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ ' `0 |7 g8 Q7 D8 y! E- y2 Q1 d w4 A
. Q: F7 ?7 ?5 l; H; u4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ( L, n+ `6 b: D( ^$ B+ A8 v
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
8 r( B* n6 d3 w& e, M3 z% A4 m" Y漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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7 b7 J* t2 J( |- k6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
9 U% l$ j. I( L' o3 C/ ]不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ & U4 P! g2 n) Z7 T- \( E7 a/ Y$ f
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ' g ?1 y6 N: V7 A0 n
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.( H0 X ?3 V- q( ?( b. |5 f
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
n# i7 ?8 m4 E9 B! N/ n7 U有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 2 S. s& s# j6 H4 d
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
: G; x$ d8 ^* b, B) C- J+ P& @3 f# Q然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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" n) v' @8 ?$ m: X10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
! K( Y; K8 C0 X$ l每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
* ^* L5 w. F, r/ zWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? + \/ v) V8 ]+ m% e/ R1 f
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