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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! " u# A! K- v; h. z, H
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ ) z8 I# `, X, I
+ V$ s, ~7 c: X) L2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
5 |9 q, o8 J$ i- I8 `% R0 G这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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8 _! s6 @4 Z. u. y! s- @3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
X4 k7 V; s9 M; N你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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* r2 S3 U5 X7 e$ ~4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 5 e8 L4 c! {) F! J2 n
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ ! F0 K7 F) U2 r/ j0 s/ S3 }
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
1 w# r- K( Z7 P U* H, b漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! . |: t( z/ n! p6 `6 a# K1 L
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ / G7 p7 \2 ]& A4 J v: w1 A
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 1 H/ K& a+ C+ Y" m9 P
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 * I, m9 Y$ s+ {6 C! C+ O* X3 P
% h2 [3 T. p4 v* ^5 M. E8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
7 P1 D. d8 K8 F" N+ `7 _7 ?5 J你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 0 V5 ^4 Q+ P S9 k: u q
4 y# g j3 ^3 }9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
$ N1 V- D/ J) q8 ?. B5 X有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 # ^$ h' Z+ x7 T, R/ o
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
: d& D* ]* ^" G; r然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 0 F* u- W) E. x; }% d
1 H( k: o4 B; s/ Y! S10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
% O9 y4 G V- F2 v6 |6 c每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……' p- ^6 k6 ^9 C3 W4 L; U* Q
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? # m. Y$ d+ O2 E" O
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