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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 2 w) K6 ~! A+ Q* C
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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. z& k6 D- H, q2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 9 ?7 V" r- m- X& j
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! 3 ]6 m7 T/ j5 b* a8 r6 w4 u6 _1 K
2 P7 i. Z& i- i" V3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
% T+ q; j! D# K0 ?你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! ; m: r- ^+ b3 P# f
1 _5 [: ~6 i; X$ S( l$ I4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
; W' z6 {8 f% X! e3 z4 Z早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
4 {2 k) L% L) I* m漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 + B A; @' O- ~4 ?, i) V/ \
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
8 Q8 A0 I3 @" ~不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! 1 {7 G8 B' }; h5 u3 E7 U: u
8 ~' [2 ^7 G) P$ v) c7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
% P) H( h! |* `9 e* h+ Z- @一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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5 c2 a( ~; _* w, Y. ~9 x8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
& p8 q4 W4 \6 K7 o4 B E- B- _* r你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 * \ G l1 l) h/ Q' a- F
. l% e; ~/ y7 p2 }' P9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
: n8 i3 Z6 r9 S$ f0 a$ _有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
/ ~& Y- ?* U) c; @3 W" VThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". " N- b9 k3 m+ b: H' g, B
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
1 S8 v# K, n# y- g每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
; U* `& j6 ]; S$ ~5 V* c; mWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
3 ^8 l$ R" ^- C- X为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友? |
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