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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! / f& s% X/ Y3 e8 ~) S0 S/ V
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 9 S/ U- \. I1 M
1 y# i' ]7 @/ O4 U/ Q/ N9 _* ?2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! * Y) v5 V% \5 A
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
, x T$ S% _ K0 ^你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 2 m4 i4 H* {+ }8 [- G. c
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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7 E3 J* ^" t- ^8 ^7 n5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
( {! t2 ]% ]; J" N" Y漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
3 ` v6 w! `8 v( S" C% @* o不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 8 u4 \2 w: O7 X& s+ p1 m
3 _* B' C7 R, d) w& z8 j- {7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
% u8 T- @" [' v1 X* J一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ( d$ a! v `" n& \
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
4 i& B g% B) D& {6 |* j4 Y' S你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. * ~. e" i; e* j7 L3 B
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 ( ]9 q4 L( H9 j# l& A
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
; x. i# c9 t* k6 X' Y7 X0 C然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ' v& }& O( N, v0 O
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
/ d1 Z- p( v4 Y! I/ \) a每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
9 A( P( {; k4 f% H2 CWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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