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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
$ ` Q2 F2 \8 a: N2 _2 ?) _6 {" f" ]不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 6 ~0 c2 ^3 [. C; I$ C& m5 z4 C
& E2 W' z+ t1 l; y2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! + @, H/ d: L7 K( N: b6 K& W; C$ h
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
1 N" ~& G9 T4 ~7 ?4 I7 G# P你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
8 B' s4 z' A0 s' ]2 `早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 7 Z1 D4 j' j5 k% b/ o1 R1 W1 |
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
2 T6 l9 ?1 i8 _7 O* M漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! * r. V, g7 o1 _
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ $ ^- P: i5 B8 p: U7 C
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
3 e$ J" K7 g# K一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.. g2 {4 g- }; }8 s$ v. f$ ^; R
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 + ~1 I- X; T( [+ b0 f( k6 N! G- [- m
& R D! @" |$ C }: a; Y$ y9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
6 |* ^$ o" g! n& e有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
1 o( p' ?$ O& G' R1 p: Y. vThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
: A' _7 s5 s: S/ R+ U, X% O2 _然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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; W; g# g3 ]$ g5 K0 g10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
5 _! h- l4 q2 ~6 c' P, m. F# N每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……6 v+ u5 E# [5 y! [+ q6 n
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 2 E8 N J* J6 z* S
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