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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 3 b3 V2 N1 K& c9 j2 H& V8 { m- B
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! " p- {- E1 O5 k) E& u2 P
9 l3 H. A7 [- E% T% m1 @4 W7 K' u2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! - B S/ }# o. b9 j5 A
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! * O% W% J8 ]) c6 h
# ]8 i. b+ o) c2 f3 r3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. & `: i+ Z9 Q# f! @1 l5 @# m; J
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! 3 C0 j- q9 T' ]* u
/ x7 a: {, g- B+ c9 w* H4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 3 s( P3 ~$ I/ L$ ^
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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: s) B+ C0 v m% @# \0 N9 }5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.4 t% S& j- b4 V% B
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ' I }) R; g7 T1 @
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! & g {$ y- z7 c; J; s4 ~# S
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
+ V ~, s: Z, o% Y6 C% f' w一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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& V7 R6 G/ \0 W( d1 ~: @) t8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
+ Q6 Y6 P! [& b6 w你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 6 o3 A& ]) X; u5 c# u/ ]' r5 g$ u
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 2 y! x% |, T- \6 j
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
6 Z$ o* U1 ]4 _) R/ tThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
& p% B& x E8 D& L, U9 S然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 7 B9 D& {" k2 s/ P" R; i; p; X' H
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... : x0 F1 M# t, c0 H* b
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……/ l1 I c7 C S$ O! ?$ `
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ; b( p7 G R, w9 I/ M
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