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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! # p5 y( q5 Q" k$ s' |1 B! F! x
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
" Y" ^7 G" D4 {0 j1 z' }这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 7 x+ x4 }8 c0 L X; @
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
) t" D+ e4 C, f+ P% ~8 Y+ V你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
4 W5 P! M7 @5 C6 P6 X/ n! S早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.( x( F9 {) b, I. X1 v/ t
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 - ^" C9 ?) A; g+ t! r
o1 B' W) e9 J0 E) |. u9 r6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 4 W; p8 P% t) j5 i5 C' g% c
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ . Q$ e5 C7 k$ W' d U* I0 q; i1 F
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
' y9 `6 l4 U+ W; x6 N一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 # X" |7 `! d( J$ u) O* _# J
7 u& r2 L3 J t1 M2 A8 \: x9 e9 O8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
; M- w& |( y/ W& w+ g% J你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
4 m# ]: U+ J& _ p M有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 - j+ O" [- e, h, \
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
& K9 ]. m' R" |* z( \8 K然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ! y8 Q5 ~3 v1 z! I5 K* U9 ~
7 g2 C; N7 @: d10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 7 H1 P% D: A3 Z4 P6 O
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
: {9 K* y* J8 p( [' s" ]8 L5 W1 X- XWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? ; u4 W# D% G& g& V: T
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