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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
* t7 R; q& ^! k* D2 A不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ R; r/ s P/ L2 i, Q5 \% r/ s5 d1 x A9 K
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
" [6 S2 n% ^3 L" B6 P这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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: ]& s v- o! L" i$ I# b: @8 n' e3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
9 h3 R- h4 D$ h, D4 t4 `7 C( |你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 2 g; j. g! Q/ k( c
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 5 ]3 z. U9 U* r9 ?
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.5 f% E% E0 u' O
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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. ~2 ?* L$ i& e6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
$ [4 P3 d) l8 K: `; C, G" K8 Q不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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- r9 ]- Z* s0 s% T7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. . U. W! Y4 w3 q" H4 S8 X
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 O. _: B3 x" |$ f
6 g. y. u' g' R2 `! X- ~! I8 h8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
7 V: L, P6 H4 I- `" i( K你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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% w& r, r' S6 j0 p. |7 _* O9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. # O" U ^$ I( I0 O
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 3 c+ p: H9 ~' {0 o9 F
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". : i9 Y, @2 q% a8 f8 |2 B
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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9 d* D$ u1 A; {4 v10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... + s# C# }0 @% [1 T1 k, g$ W
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
5 {+ }! @; |# ?/ j5 TWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
1 `1 z% T" x8 L. k* ~为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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