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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! . U1 a I" b$ z% F0 Q
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! . P0 I5 |5 Z4 E# G1 F) b+ [% w
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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& U1 @- [$ n2 k' s) ~$ L: E/ @$ l4 J3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. * c D# K1 o) b, O
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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) w3 w! k6 K6 ?, D3 [4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
( A1 [* l2 g/ d# H# r8 J早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 8 w" u" x5 U4 {) j6 ]4 @/ u
, q% \' e% `3 q5 a; n2 u/ N5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
/ M+ a. X6 o- l0 Y: y漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
5 P7 M) e- j w# j# T# x不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ ; W; I% \& H* M0 W# q5 D
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ' O8 ]( m& Q: v% |3 F |2 g8 H
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 7 B, F' |7 `+ J5 Q
3 ?! y1 l q3 h9 A/ K8 k8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
0 O! d6 k& K0 |! U4 d) O/ P! z: h你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ) C- c I0 c# _" k: f0 \
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 * ]) M& N3 m( P" `& X
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
5 f# K. w/ V; }6 t5 P然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ' f, i. Z3 ^2 {* V, X
/ u! f( }( f0 U$ Z3 p# ~10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... + G, T5 V$ Q% r, A2 y
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
5 |4 l& o: |6 r# ~8 F0 ?Why should I be the only to suffer...??
. n7 D5 S* C, w9 {- m/ t为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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