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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! # [" D, [3 H. I
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ . Z( K1 o' ~5 j# v" o1 t1 S* \
" q" I* J! \" p7 C5 G8 T2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ( o- t& Z% V/ Y! H; L
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
K1 T$ T9 u. l9 S8 z8 n$ z你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 3 v, G) Y$ u, J7 M/ @
6 \2 P8 F- ?1 c3 C7 M J4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
, F/ ] N; z+ P" m/ H! ^& w早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ " T" M i; @! V1 }2 s+ f- @
6 o& ~# a1 n. ?: U5 N3 y5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
2 k- i2 P3 h& {漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 . c$ z7 o f6 r
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
( T) K0 e6 E% `9 l不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 1 \% h! r2 ~, H
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
7 r( r( n* c4 {一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 , x5 E5 ~+ T: t: x) N2 U
4 F, k' a% K' I! U6 [; O8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
! q# G# C) P! K1 {3 ?. G你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. , x. R% m0 l ?2 {3 k# P7 g$ n7 \
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 % w& c" q; ]! c2 C5 @
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
# A B F9 o4 J# Y然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
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Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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