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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 3 \0 {% u8 u, }7 k# U
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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0 r/ l/ u, @9 `% z8 O2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
8 }( e4 f0 k" g0 b1 Z2 `" K3 C这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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" G* O0 r& ?5 z; k$ q! o/ H4 C3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
. @" O5 [( M" p% x* Z你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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, f3 u( `/ r& [; y6 K4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
; v; b+ \; S- e2 u5 D, k3 S7 M早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 3 x7 E) W0 Q, F
/ e) E4 _& E, v5 L5 X, A) a1 C5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
/ | r2 Y& d- `! _ U漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 1 \5 x9 G5 d e; W
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! . t4 E# G# c1 S# w1 H4 Y
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7 f( G* n+ }! X7 x0 S: l6 n( \7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
6 X) D6 D! I5 Q/ A0 u一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ; n: ]9 A" W9 r7 p
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
: _! _3 x# n1 F% i6 E7 O你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
( ?+ i' ?; g$ K) U$ i有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 / p F+ }, E* g: c
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
4 y1 V& q, h. W, D然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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/ ]; E- }7 H" Q. l. |- v10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... & q2 x& A3 Q1 I7 _1 `3 Q( l
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……1 X* t' N; s" H0 ~ J
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