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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 1 ^7 x) k! `( r4 [4 C1 h- H. f0 d' V2 |
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! . I; ~6 ~0 R8 e1 q1 d' S& p. r2 B8 N: h
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
8 [; {9 H8 S$ T: P/ m这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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, X) U2 O5 _* R# O3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
3 u/ M" M& v# w7 {( m你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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7 `/ O: h+ h+ i# ~4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! # p# F0 H3 `' U
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! " e6 J. E4 S" }
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.1 p% W) i& P% O
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 9 L1 @0 T% ~$ u+ A
, ]& P5 l9 N- Y6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
2 r: k0 l N* u+ d. s0 I, O不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! 5 F; u& N! [1 B; p& ?9 f7 V; q8 x
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
. M+ y' |( g. I ^一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 ) v0 H6 k4 |0 P+ v- n
9 m( q0 d$ y$ _2 C/ k8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
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Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
4 I7 \1 L5 ^8 e4 A, q( ?4 U7 C然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 3 q: b0 {1 R, t% b8 a
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ( m0 L: v S: Z
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
4 m& M! x3 {) k1 _8 n9 P& U+ ^Why should I be the only to suffer...?? D7 t7 s9 B% H2 s9 t
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