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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! : U j; z" _& a# s3 y
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 4 n$ M/ B4 G- F9 I3 Q" R3 G3 x
* g8 Y2 M& D: K8 y; N2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! * B F! G& l3 R1 e0 Z3 w. i" H
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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+ I- a- b9 A+ f$ e b3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
3 \1 `$ v& ?1 H你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ ) t K7 ?$ [7 G9 R
7 F) z9 C: g8 Y# J$ U6 e; M& g4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! N. z- y% J+ x
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 7 D4 ]1 m& a/ K" A; x' L" d1 x
9 e- s t: ^$ ^, O5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.4 ]# a& X' L) `: |/ ^
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
+ [6 O% K; D y7 q, u0 F% P6 {不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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: I7 f# U% t( r, J2 a7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
3 Q6 s, w/ k5 y5 x$ Q: Y一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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6 M+ x9 [5 f- c8 }8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
2 `: ` _* z1 u3 C4 `你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 * w5 T. K# C% O# r5 D, v; G
8 N! J- |; S2 \6 n/ N9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. + V3 ]8 i5 X3 s5 u$ j' \
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
1 W2 [. r, |5 c" }) \* a# IThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
: Q7 ^. B2 C% w; _" n# y. G然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 9 t8 Y% ]+ U3 S( G- u0 m
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
! z& N4 @ H: w$ }Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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