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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
" `8 @" l* z4 O% e1 |6 V6 x; u- J& t- n不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ : s- }2 Y% P- }; F1 k: Y
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! / P" [4 e# E4 ~* ~
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
% n8 [' ^' {& k" F3 v7 I/ h你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ # [/ X& w& b1 S& U, g: [ _' Z
/ O: \0 k/ L; C: X4 T4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
$ W; G% O$ q, W" _7 N* K+ H0 N4 P早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.. r1 [9 a7 I+ l; n, E- c+ a) N- U
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 9 k7 }# O( x/ B9 @! y
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ * |+ o# \6 C( j& j
4 S. _2 H6 Q: Z8 ]/ h3 [, }- I7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
* W) g) O. j0 e. }# }' Q一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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& I" f* {# l' q/ Q# ]5 Q5 X8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
9 E4 ?8 X- r9 J0 e* m5 ~你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 & r* i# T& D$ ?3 D, q
) i% F, m e( z- I6 U L3 ?9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 1 `2 }' V) S& ]! s/ g
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
- t7 I! F: ?, L. Y- mThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
1 k5 L* ~8 c, T* i/ F0 K然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 7 A z P9 X& o7 y
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
n3 @; N/ ]0 A5 d8 N8 f# @1 r& BWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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