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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
+ p6 D* ?/ Q, [7 B: p不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
8 V- a6 V. \! U# a4 R0 d这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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9 \. b, K0 h4 d' U7 \/ c+ y3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. # q: v- V2 v4 D$ K
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 0 j1 G# U& a% M, W1 U |
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
/ @* @3 p/ M: O8 B早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ . B3 p) d' f2 w+ p' g
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
' M3 c% n# \# J0 A* F: g( H漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 " z; R/ L& S( K( B
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 7 J' H2 K5 ^4 `# \
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
6 g; \. n7 D" Q2 B# b. ` z) B* p一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
3 B7 L3 r" d9 K2 G; P; r Y你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 ! M: _( R. ^! A! t; G$ i/ R% B) P
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. * I. c; n* i1 O" i2 L* Z# L
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
9 j$ v. B W) g* RThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 2 q) o X- U! v4 p
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ! n; a2 T X& n5 s
+ _4 d; ~+ w4 g/ S6 X3 @10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
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Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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