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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
$ ~' E: @2 [, T9 Z. {9 V不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 3 `1 c0 E+ R4 d- t4 h- l1 z
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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4 i7 T5 A G/ e3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 5 Z+ w. ^% F- i/ X. r; R
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! " ^+ B5 K O e) \) c) s/ L* v
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ # }; C. v5 K$ a. R" X
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
|+ \0 I( w d) \0 X' R0 ?漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
a1 n `$ B# a: t/ k不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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1 W% ]7 R; P: W2 f7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
: I7 B3 H5 ~6 a4 s4 Z一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 2 v: k7 n. m& `' i
; n2 Z/ a3 I; j) j8 o8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
4 c; b% }6 T7 O M. l2 P- ?你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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. a2 d* j, \: H2 f9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ' ?' _- J% L# R9 U, [- J# z2 G
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
- l( E d3 o7 W+ oThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 2 N( u' V$ l/ b5 H' A& L5 n0 j
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 3 W2 f4 k9 Z' T
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
! }4 U* ^, t" j. |/ ^' f# Y+ tWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? , E& O# Y5 t- g
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