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恶搞的英文短信,大家看看哦~~

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发表于 2009-6-20 08:48:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!   
3 V5 h. t' X6 s2 _) g, m不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! + X2 o& @# F2 m0 a! M& l

( V  A. ?* v% f2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ) _0 b1 X/ |' \9 U- u
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! & Q$ {; a$ `$ G* G( g  ?$ [
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
- w7 @' f/ {: n5 U% N. e你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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, M4 n' k8 j$ {8 ]5 I. I4 X( H4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
5 c: P9 A/ I1 o% {8 n早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 0 h% s: m; H+ O$ h( K

# f1 G+ n: U4 n; b. K: o5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.* t  E5 R+ C8 o% R( j, }$ F, l
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 % Z: r. c+ l9 b8 {

1 U1 A; b4 C! N- |6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
1 s: H' D4 N. S# |; _! l! U0 ]不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! # ]7 N" n, f! k6 j/ _& a* ?$ |
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 1 f  J% Z& ?3 _) O, C1 V& T
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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* ?+ ^# o2 }1 X# ~" w0 x" W8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
5 o+ T1 C0 O# I你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
2 W, ]1 D4 a" O; E) P, F: c; }: E有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 ( E) W+ b- i% r
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". . T! C  f: l* F/ {& G7 L: m
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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$ y+ X1 x7 u( n7 x% p10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... / ]5 o, [7 ]7 R0 y# H; [" c7 h
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
% Z* n/ ~; u* r: g. wWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
0 g- O# x- Z/ U% l5 p$ q  n7 j为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友?
发表于 2009-6-22 03:16:57 | 显示全部楼层
这些短信好啊,谢谢LZ了
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发表于 2009-6-27 18:23:46 | 显示全部楼层
不错不错,顶~~~~~~~
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发表于 2009-6-28 00:02:01 | 显示全部楼层
可以吧,在加把油啊!听话
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