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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
^! x) B! E4 j, B8 }! k/ _不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ / Z6 c' J6 H2 ^: \: [& r
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
% @! L; A2 Y# c1 e% E这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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$ a9 k. q7 U4 p5 u$ m3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
, F* C0 v( U- S8 ~' @你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 8 d( d, Q6 S( V- C
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
; J, M4 e; g- J0 U6 e* D早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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+ o; M4 z2 ]. G9 m) l5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
" t: Y- v2 v+ F% y( J& B# {( l漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 * b7 h: [( [. c* z! F
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
/ y5 N C6 v( d. s, d0 T' Y不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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% e0 a* U( r- @; @, P# @7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
" x; {6 y8 |6 U: K一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ; y. G/ M4 _% ~+ m( e$ H
6 I: H$ u E. }: F( u7 b8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
9 `" J, R+ A, P! ^你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 7 |' ^0 y$ \. I, r4 t( d
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 5 u$ c3 N8 m3 V+ f
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
/ y5 H Q: w7 h- R/ ]% vThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
* ~' z; z ?2 D3 [$ [) g然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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3 |2 Q, A! N' b( m10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ! N' Q# o0 {5 y/ J
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
: }; M9 {, H0 q" G/ {; QWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? - O, ?& s$ c2 i* P
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