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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
5 _# K% x! u- W' G W' o不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ / {5 Z5 k2 I5 p A% [
; i; m& D" ~) ]% M) m6 ^" A5 `2 e2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
- V! k' s1 K8 e! j* f5 j8 o& |这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ; b1 X8 D0 m7 T+ X$ m
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. % N; y8 g1 K i( `' S3 B
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ; E9 l* C" I2 A
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 6 h, d% p! _3 X% Z0 h4 Y
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
9 X% A; }! ~* |漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 9 t! G/ a, g2 h: @' C9 q( F( r2 A6 m
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. : N) ^; E4 h9 ?0 }/ [1 R) Z
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.- c5 K q5 ]- E/ [$ d( M1 d o
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
5 y6 W- W. @# x. O6 j有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 : {5 c3 C9 }# z
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
6 u8 _4 t# m" T" ~+ I* e* t1 g6 n然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ' p5 X/ H# _& P$ S3 A: p* P
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
* P& t7 Y- x1 E- K( Q$ ~Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 8 p0 Z% R# R& \5 S5 l5 }
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