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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ) [( @% H- H/ y y' ]
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! 6 \: \! j0 h2 X/ K$ P7 U1 u E; l* M
! h! w* m1 t0 X; _( G( g2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
% \3 L6 Y7 d# z1 P& V+ z2 [这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! , Z( i1 y" p6 W: w4 G& C( z
7 P# S6 D, c0 F! f* C3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ( q1 y: w) t/ I
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! , r, m* ~2 s/ u Q
7 h8 V# ^& V2 A+ A4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
4 p/ {. G. v/ ?: q! N早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! , [0 r) y, \- F5 L% ~! n
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.) R. r# u2 O* v A+ g9 }1 U
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
& F% Y9 n) E3 z不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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4 f7 L$ W" ?; _8 i: Z3 a; W7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
$ C- r' E) N& Y2 A' O. R6 R一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 ; p1 [9 H' A7 I2 }! O
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.6 Q% q! f# E( S" m
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 4 A- p/ g/ ~/ h- L
/ Z9 t) b, u7 R9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
5 C4 k- b9 ]: r有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
, k6 l+ F, f) RThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
# f( ^4 S: i3 ?* {$ P8 s然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 3 {' e3 |0 i4 G+ n. `
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 0 t9 q0 J }+ S8 I! G6 J/ A* P
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……- ^- u5 }2 A! q+ E5 n
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 2 q5 [0 v5 r; _/ I5 x' ]
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