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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
6 _$ t6 g3 v+ C$ E4 Z# V- K) g* y不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2 O8 X' M0 Y% k3 H: v1 Y. {" b$ [2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ( L$ n+ ~& V% T* C+ H
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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: G. z* b. S% D, O* j# U/ l5 Q3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
, w: j3 @7 p6 y/ ~7 N6 K你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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8 e2 v/ y, n6 B# }' E4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
3 \7 `. g2 K$ @$ v' {9 _$ f早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ V; {+ `& n+ f5 ]
1 H2 C/ o) w6 E' q6 ~5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
# c4 B; d) B/ g1 v: r漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 1 Z( b+ {) T7 s# _7 g
7 T" n( X! w5 w Z3 Z- A0 k6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
) ?0 S. ~! U4 @ A' Z不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ # V* ~! P# S) h. E) _' E2 b! d# I/ H
2 l9 z& f# b1 X: I) O7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. n h" M! p4 g8 h6 |. s9 @
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.) R( b( g% z( h, C
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 5 w1 C4 v- |- R: V- h
1 U- v, P( }3 b7 s7 K! J& ?9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. & U1 i+ ^4 K$ L0 g4 ?, W
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
( K3 d- b4 g" _! g( o$ jThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
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2 X/ P' X& y! H2 p" ?3 z% {7 H1 ?10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ' L- b5 r/ H) s0 q+ _+ T
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……' F7 x) @. i& g
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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