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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! * Q* B, V/ _0 y3 u; g
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! $ I: M. e( ^8 ~! T: A
. O) q! u" N$ w$ Z) o: G( R2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
6 l- l; x# W* e! D/ ~6 i/ Q; A这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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/ {" [7 e! ]/ S/ D' [; h3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
A1 m5 H* I$ v* p' h你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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* I3 U" P8 u) N6 [: p( P4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
6 S7 \$ \. q2 H9 L+ [8 e" b8 S早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! * k) M! }, I6 u% Y" r
+ B' o) l2 Z5 i, C5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.6 y# n2 Q1 u4 x) k: U* U. {
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
G) |' i+ F& X$ _1 l不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
1 O% q% Y6 D9 [一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 - f& J% x! ?$ g9 C
6 z0 }: K8 V" p0 O8 A! ^8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
4 x+ b$ _0 L+ k# @+ E; m6 G你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
$ }2 @ P, B1 d3 H R X有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 8 B# j/ @3 d8 I" \* B
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
- E2 j- Q- @- ^: E然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... , }" q" w) q( ^" b9 C$ Q
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
: p5 P+ V6 j0 H' vWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? ) E% t L. N; k& A1 X# Z
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