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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ) w5 [4 v3 [+ R2 f, M+ ]9 V, |0 G( X
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2 e$ L: J k$ ~. _; H2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
; M- R3 Q! P9 m& [- E/ G& G这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ $ ?5 |- C, P# W" U) M6 d
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. + Q& ]! w) i( ]4 `9 y
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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- F2 d3 q. K/ M2 w! Q I: W4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
, z' {# w$ G7 R早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 4 I8 i# C! A3 D9 F% q: D
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
& w1 g0 D, F. z0 D漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 : F: V9 I# R# m# Z; S! t
; B" N0 l2 H/ @' _6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
8 A% S1 X1 C* Z8 _. \5 Y5 d不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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* q9 d8 @* g2 j; I8 u& P# D1 G7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
o- d3 M$ I6 N+ f% A7 L0 \一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
+ R# M) u! e! Q0 l你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 2 o; r. f# T G* U
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ) b, j( c Y" v7 l) a6 |; k
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
& k1 l* Q2 ~: S5 n* RThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
* I" p9 H- h* K然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ; w; ]( t) `* X' L. Q$ P
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……" x$ s2 \4 R m) ? m
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