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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ' B/ M1 k! G0 E) o& w
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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+ T* m: M! u+ T% J" ?2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
8 Q A$ C% t5 o- B这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ; ^7 p$ R/ @% \9 ]0 [' y/ A
0 y" a2 ]2 `1 o2 R# ^4 J3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ) v( H3 Z/ x6 U
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ ! Y0 e+ w8 C- S4 D9 h: r5 d( W
% g& T# X( m3 L. I6 o4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! " R) P6 R% u4 `
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ $ l* \# Q9 E h, {( P$ T
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
8 W6 d" r6 h4 }! G( L9 e漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 . R: O$ P9 j; H* n7 e
, D: a" ?2 W, K* E0 H5 m6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! * j0 \* o5 J0 {- V* `- Y
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ " t* C( g9 B* j6 ~4 Z
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
& P$ m3 n4 ]/ \/ _# ~3 B1 P一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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7 f; R$ l) e; T# X7 G4 S7 Y. c8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
' y, l) l3 P2 E. z& o: Z你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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w# V3 ~9 f7 @! Q; Y9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
6 T8 n2 e" U3 k. N k有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
1 z h" T/ i3 j. qThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
) z5 e9 i1 [" @1 p; r然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 6 c( d S) Q: d
* Y0 B4 U/ g( h( w9 g, I6 m10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
% S" G& U; N; A0 r+ }每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……+ H% f2 {. \2 d; W
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