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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
- k5 s8 H" I: S; B# l# @9 @不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! ) ^/ e& K, Y% `/ d! |" P
- B \% P' u; T1 K& [. t ^2 P0 B2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 5 e; M& p7 u7 K& i0 g" l) }! Q, w8 N
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
; _$ u4 o. n: a3 \- Z, ^* ]% [你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! # X+ s( R- e6 t v* P" q
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 8 S' i# @' }, h' d6 q. O
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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3 B4 ^2 f _! h' r F. O, d; E2 }5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
) R0 O6 {, p4 c% x2 h漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ) k, X$ K3 m. z; l. E
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 2 E+ Z4 z6 ^( N* t% i% b: V) r* ^
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
9 E( J# h! g' w4 U; n A$ m; z一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.1 R7 O$ n. k4 R+ {, o
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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" O4 G- @9 ~1 H& ]9 P9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
( h/ r8 t& |* ~7 D1 \& Y' v, j有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
, R4 {6 ]8 A8 q0 y, o/ HThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". - z+ b+ Y* [' y: y
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” % u* i/ L! R; G9 q# j3 |
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... # T N. {! C; |. u* A
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……) ^+ d3 K0 Y) E' _- t# {
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 4 J: V. e r/ \2 p$ c
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