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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
9 K/ m6 w3 {3 ]) F2 ~2 Y6 Z. s" B$ C z不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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% p$ M. Y) E% O' W! ~2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
* l \( M- L2 ^" g1 n% g这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! 6 h" Z) Y* _9 }/ r/ Z: m
- y- S# q, T; T: ^3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
4 M! s0 d1 N3 b/ y$ U. E% S你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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, ~, k! Q# U0 x6 ^; H9 H4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
# n' Z p: M8 }; ]9 J3 Y! C早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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6 z0 O& U7 `1 C* L- f5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.! m: J3 P' M& D+ a/ v
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ) D3 @# p$ N2 \- U" H s: i o) q
- g' W# v4 y1 w' ]6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
4 m8 s. U' u4 t8 R' @不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
, [" K5 b) N* u4 w一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 + h- v' X; {9 e; Q |4 n6 U
* Z8 ]3 g; e# m' T8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love." S) X" u$ ?) Q9 ]3 b( K$ a
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 / b, @7 m% Q( G6 v5 ?/ r5 b* |& R
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ; `, r# @% F9 }4 [. q- D6 _
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
3 h& d: H" |% n9 ]Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". ) C2 R0 N! j8 V3 k+ N2 r
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 0 _9 Q8 x9 m; w4 `7 \( `' G$ j
& t0 `8 F% q- f6 v3 _10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
4 k4 z, y: N/ J1 q8 {9 u, _每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
" I7 `/ w! o; Q) d! UWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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