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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
# Y6 |% n5 ], p: D7 g4 {不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! " V; Q2 N8 G4 |" R6 s. P* [* ^4 a9 D
$ k! }4 A4 l8 g: f1 C7 j2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! . L. j8 i/ V4 X
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 9 C& a, ~! d; D) E
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
* V2 f1 F9 e# F; x3 ]- B早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! " i. D- P% J4 ~7 [* A" l
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.1 B# k- q7 A1 o% |+ ~: t% v
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ; ^( S5 Q0 F5 b* H, A2 ~& y2 @
7 S1 B$ o4 Y) Q0 W( M8 s6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
1 i9 ?! a/ P6 K3 {$ A不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! ) w# G1 {% l- |# {- Y* x' T
6 V8 m6 j: a7 z2 Q- ]" E7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
1 K& H' y( A4 [9 O2 ^9 `一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8 o6 ^1 s: W# b5 k! M8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
2 {/ S4 Q) M) H+ h! ?: _你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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. [* G$ G* H! K4 S! Q" d/ ~1 v9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
5 o" n8 n% z5 O有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
3 ^8 O6 G* [ }7 NThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
. Y. a5 G2 W+ S" E& s& M( ^3 E3 ]然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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; Y; V: ^: ]$ u10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
c* _5 [+ F/ {1 e# {$ n每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……! `6 f' w3 A/ V0 m* a
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? : _5 f X: Z( f4 ^( z
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