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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ' o6 T* D3 I; I7 O) @
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
; w0 M+ d' B; F& \* }这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! " n$ O2 [+ e$ a" D! r5 M6 G
* n' q4 T% e e- ?5 F3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. # ?& P7 f8 |, x% o* f
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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7 Y0 J# ^. Z! L- _, B4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! $ i3 S0 ]: I; n3 ?& V0 p7 ?
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! - n* F$ k3 Y1 Y8 B
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
6 }% K4 q+ q) I" B& f( i漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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5 a0 ^7 `8 n3 }8 n4 w0 F6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
5 D* |. m4 h5 k7 u不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! 6 |* m$ d; d \- s* |
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. , L% ?5 |/ ]/ R/ Z
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
1 c6 k1 ?; | f" i t; ]" C% \你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 - [$ ~, U! n7 K1 Y- g
$ ^' [) Z$ _7 f: n$ {3 X9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. , N7 n6 D) j% }# p8 m+ W" Q2 i
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
* @6 Y, F% h8 ]4 s7 T+ ~5 D f% oThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
; i+ B$ q. x( X7 T; x3 j. V* g然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” " Y _& x: J+ `& o. L
* M! I6 r8 b5 u$ E10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... : J- q3 J" T" E( y e5 C7 q
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
% o* O: M5 k! A S: [. I# v' iWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? $ k9 @* r" F2 N9 f. Z) H
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