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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ) j1 N& W6 u2 r
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! 2 b, T% @8 ?* n* w
1 j% S2 p7 s$ P5 _# f) V" E2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
8 v4 O; P" Y# w# C: n4 s4 T这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! 6 E) C( {* L) F
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
. W4 |/ @$ ^- M) q; Z你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
# b6 d4 ^+ D' q* X早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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! G7 b# _8 P8 T5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.; Q- c7 N( r3 D4 [6 D
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
! L- p0 Q2 m9 W( N9 j% L' |. y不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! / R* D) t% n; F8 r9 z" @3 A
6 G2 E( a0 ?" z/ e- b7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
4 Z1 y* ~ [. U6 K一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.# j5 L: m# H+ ]2 }+ N' E# }
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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2 T+ P6 o4 a" Q0 K/ y9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. . y" Q! Y& x- ~: A
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 / b$ d& W# f, {
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 2 d3 [% _; c9 j) ?$ M7 R ~
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” + Z9 q6 v1 Z4 R( o* a% j/ d
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ; F7 W) H: R- D x( ~( i+ J
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……2 N$ x3 l" j" T9 s- r6 e; S' g
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ( Y) Q' D3 S+ ]7 Z1 K7 L- o
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