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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
$ K9 n) [' z. N不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ # [# K% t) O% d
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 9 s+ h- ]$ g- s/ P! |, h( I( l
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ " P# \7 [1 ?/ t
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 5 T" ^% c& h* {6 `# S" c$ w! u
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ + a# `4 g7 E: F0 v
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
" k' E" [, G0 c! X2 L* `3 T6 t早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ + x& K/ q6 S1 }9 z4 N& T
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
! l0 s" D! a1 F漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 1 Y9 b2 \3 {; y6 T% `, b& N
( x& P/ s8 T' ~; S/ g5 p5 n6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! % _& p7 t6 F" |6 j
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 5 y) M) s' Y6 T" V+ C: y
' m9 l/ J, i% [5 u7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
. X6 v7 Z3 O8 M! H一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 " ^) p' F( B/ i$ w
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.. B. K5 j- \* Q) t
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
: x( B, X) r: v, Q, x8 m$ b有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 4 J/ U7 U$ v0 h- O
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
/ S$ h, B& W4 v1 A5 c9 `, y4 n% Z4 s然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 2 V q9 I. _; U6 Q, y
6 W3 f6 e4 B, d n& [, W9 B10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 5 h* a* ^- e6 B1 O( R
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
+ ]5 A2 H0 m2 }, C8 A6 b/ J/ tWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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