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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! " S1 ]. P2 e" z4 d1 l% @
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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/ s* g6 i! @% b& E2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
7 ^, L+ K+ r( w6 w$ J B) D这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ / o8 d( @9 `4 Z# @* m" b; D9 `
# T( a6 O0 S2 s1 _- e: }/ n( @: u3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
" T2 E: v' V' G; l你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ # p! a; V. n1 }2 x) k9 p' b5 Q& h7 h
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! + X* z2 N5 V+ G Q
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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7 s. c. X5 w' X7 A4 S5 @+ O5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
/ E2 x! q% B$ y1 ?0 C漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 8 ~' Z" [+ G$ C9 u, T. D+ B4 Q' r
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! ) G) h. x4 X. V, K' a
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 4 p# i2 ^# a: X K4 j2 J
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 4 y3 d' ]2 G" R% ]
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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d. I ` J4 \- T. \8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
" T7 n: a9 U1 @/ k- ?4 ?1 Q你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 8 r- v' t, ~6 A2 v' Y. y
2 C8 R' J! G# d0 r, g9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. `; l6 C7 ^# M1 d
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 * u: [9 W b, B" A1 N' W( O M
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". * x; n" t+ P/ f
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
) J7 H# B9 H6 p. K! N( `0 T每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
. A0 R8 a A+ V% n- c; wWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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