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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
9 ?# }' _ X- Z/ ^6 \+ X7 O不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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3 c# |9 a) s: R2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
; ?+ T4 F) h+ V$ ^0 X这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 1 z n; K5 e& E2 G# A* B
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
9 m0 u" j4 W: h; N你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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6 N3 A* \! }1 O5 C- g- P6 P/ @) _4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 3 x3 G$ n( @0 V9 f% L
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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% e/ ~2 C$ E8 x) h5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.* O8 v. t8 j6 B; h* O L& K
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
! j1 V4 M3 M3 A( f不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
4 F$ H+ y8 T% m. `! K8 P; Q! N" f一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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: ]. A# U$ w9 Y. m! t$ ~# Y8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.* B) V& }6 L/ H+ Y& T7 D
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 . L# j+ L% c& q h1 q
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ) d5 g, p; C( X7 Y9 F* z
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
6 ~( K+ W0 J* R8 vThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". & i! T( Z( ? d
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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6 r, W" A2 z6 ?, B5 e10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... & r" _. Q+ D& ]
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
* V3 ~1 d1 @; S* e$ Z3 VWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
$ N: x* E4 ?7 V4 y* D为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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