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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ! O+ | O( y* F
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ ' ]8 `% d- e( ^5 X7 s- R: d
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! . [* F# F9 T% c1 ?, K
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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5 G9 ]3 [ c0 |' L3 y# X3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
% Y3 @9 a) _; ~5 x你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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7 z" N/ `' d! L) J$ z4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! & X% ?) ~( L8 v' b" D: a( W* }
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 8 e4 {0 p% M5 p- | j7 M
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
7 G7 P7 A3 G1 [" _- u/ O0 D漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ) _/ _5 X/ e8 `! h; H o) M3 O+ y
7 H( v% { K, y2 @, V1 i$ U+ X6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
% T1 }: x% j* x# ^5 l不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 1 t# U' f4 h5 j5 j" ~) Y7 ?0 o
8 B9 ~8 V% ~6 i+ b3 h7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
! n$ G% f9 x; w一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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7 F4 B4 L, Z2 C& V2 d8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
4 i" C% W* {" o$ M* q5 W, p4 w% O# i你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
5 A+ O3 N* t( G5 g8 k有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
: ~/ M" D- g. c8 E `/ `+ Z" TThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". J8 `4 h2 U% m. H% N2 s
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” - G5 q4 E/ G- [8 _
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
: J- Q$ q! ?# I$ S每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……8 G* w) v+ b) e/ f" s
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? & M, U3 @: p' z( x
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