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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
. M# L; g6 }+ G不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ ' d6 g* t! f2 f1 X1 |
" A' O* y# }) x9 [, C: v2 b2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
# E* ]6 K; ]! ~! Y( H, j* I/ r+ f0 S这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 1 h8 {5 ^) x2 ?5 \
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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, Z- |4 E5 t6 M+ e" ~ v& m4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
9 U: m& u, _* U$ I1 X* ]早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 1 Y9 Q- f1 G. ]; g8 W
! p$ ]% f- v9 n. H7 `7 E: ~5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it., D2 ?! f: O) g& q7 X
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
; ] s% ]8 P& m3 I" d不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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9 e' _5 s+ h: f) n6 h |7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. % X" j6 e% n* H/ [" ]* Q
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
; v Q6 I' T2 O: T7 \7 L! @2 C你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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$ r6 d$ a2 y' ]1 p5 ?9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 0 {" V3 H( l* p6 u& Y
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
2 w2 ?/ u, l. ^( U' ?, G- kThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 4 k& F# w* m7 ^8 Y1 b: j& X
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... & L/ r4 M( R" S! r j7 j# i
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
" o, x+ A5 u% z+ K5 PWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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