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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
3 c. F/ o) O. J( |1 Q, W不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 3 H: Y/ S Q% _8 [4 D# ]
8 k+ A! B, j" S3 @3 ?/ a2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
0 J) \5 u4 P9 \ t, p1 D这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ I" R) |# ~& l! @
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
. O7 E1 S- D1 w5 H+ f你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ & s( S# Y$ K/ m1 J) f6 I
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
5 x/ [% _( G" m4 `6 r早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 0 B) q {8 A9 }
Q% b9 U$ b- S5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.& N( O" i1 r" h+ h% N0 b
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
" o# T0 f+ Q4 r+ o, _2 Q V6 X `不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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3 s; s2 [1 d5 g/ c7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
! I. q( D7 J: k3 t2 A& e一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 7 s4 R s! l- H1 E
% d/ v- D; H+ N- G) R, u8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
8 x4 y1 g. h0 b+ u0 m4 }: }你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. " a# z2 c. l; u( t
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 " I: a" E8 b3 G4 p; L2 v! e
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
2 Z6 {. z, h! m然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... D! X. H. j' k6 B1 x- }) }" R/ L
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……( z( p- n/ E) g6 A. s: b
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 7 E" [, F2 k7 o" N
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