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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 4 ? o( i" ~* I
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 4 d. `0 e. Q" A. z) Y3 y7 z
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
3 T% y6 I. {4 {- G# H' _这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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/ G" r3 C5 b- r5 o3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 3 @3 v' T7 \$ b
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 7 v% h1 Y+ [' r
5 K* J8 ]1 ~4 k% L2 }$ p, \* n8 C8 u4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! M4 }: I& I9 ?7 N1 u. L! f# B
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
- ~ `/ C+ g+ `+ M' `$ ~漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 $ N- V$ o2 f7 N( @# q( @
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 2 K% E6 n& v) e: v/ n: N& V! g
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ " H' X( N% g ]" g% h
3 _4 q5 z3 k" T4 g) a7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
& I( J7 C# m/ K( D( H一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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0 m$ ~4 l3 s% d- T, ]4 F8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
. u( W, e C( {( `# D( s5 @你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 / m: ?' B: T! @! _
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. + h; q0 u7 R ^( L! t0 b
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 " ]3 L- R7 k. {! l$ u2 M4 D6 N+ L8 s0 \
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". N7 L& }3 _& s5 _# j; T% V
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ) d. c& p0 g& S$ j$ ~. X, Q
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ; O1 ?- G4 x) E( I+ f. `2 ^7 V
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
1 c0 j" z" y2 E, c, g, |Why should I be the only to suffer...?? * c) m7 g0 M; @* j [
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