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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 6 n- R7 L0 u' ~" H& u9 P
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! ' X. {7 u8 C4 i8 }% _6 L
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
* B/ c; E, U9 w0 p* A! A+ o( E5 S3 T这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! % f5 W4 l B* L s- [8 x% {
, {/ ~0 ]. W% Y) C3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
9 N0 ]: ?8 [' B- R8 I2 W8 G你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! 0 ~) \6 B& X4 S% W
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 0 V9 ~9 q# ]* z( z
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! ; r; L; {* R7 @( o; O$ O
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
3 ^. _7 I: R% l# p漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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/ x# z$ @2 F! h6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 8 U$ |( h g1 J0 z7 `0 [
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! # O) u- Z0 _4 g, _ {6 q8 X5 H
; o" T2 c U* e1 l6 n$ z: P- y) t7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. * Q! i/ J& K7 ]0 G5 l+ f1 F& W
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 : f {8 u. J# B
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
, D: U/ F7 I. ]% r你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 0 `" w' D! K: o: `
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
" D+ y+ s+ Q% y* ~7 L8 }Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". / o% [$ o* Z+ D5 d2 K2 q
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 5 K1 X0 m; ?4 c$ `; L L: {% r
0 a' E) v0 G+ r3 ~) K10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
, e8 T- w/ T6 t4 B每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
) }& U: A' f% k C5 SWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? : c. `% F8 K. A' Q9 h1 \; o
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