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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
; Q9 s# X0 O* P1 Z不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ * q2 ~; ?9 A+ x5 g
7 J9 T' g4 G( P( X7 |2 m7 u2 |2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
, o/ h2 Q' y9 [% a7 j这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 8 }# s# |% I, N. B$ {
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ # m5 l" l6 M; @% V# T+ }+ X1 z, d
4 M8 C/ W v) J, n4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 7 h0 r& E4 i+ k; q: I
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ u r8 ?/ J5 A- O' D$ k* ]6 C* V" W
- x6 o+ E% t9 B* r1 h2 n5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
+ c5 z5 [( E6 h' p; T7 P漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 , j7 e6 g* B2 e0 Z4 V
- h4 [- N. ]$ E6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
3 A+ l1 I) O8 p0 U4 i不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 8 u _: n1 T( K5 z1 Q6 O
0 S' Q4 u% H8 a$ r4 C+ H, p! E5 n7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
3 d$ o" `" C' S" I, j8 P( K/ r4 k5 Y一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 * m U3 _* o: n, i! d) K4 w
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.( |3 r( i) E2 F( J
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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- E7 F# E5 e; w; C9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
3 Y9 H: D4 d0 r1 s$ q; v有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
$ U8 V+ |& u v$ ?Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 7 P6 P" t! V+ X& ]. v
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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2 a) t$ {' o# e. Y( `8 Z; ]10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
- f( [) m* T& {6 \. \0 I每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
4 q. Y( Z8 s- S9 yWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
# s4 Y4 U% \4 s& h, Y为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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