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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 2 ?$ C( z4 E. Z
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ # J# Q- N$ M/ M( N" O& Q2 f
) h# H e& g" Y6 l1 ~( C2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
/ h' Q- i: l. R& H这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ! r% F; Y0 }. i; }' c
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
+ P1 V7 o* ]% K0 p9 G k你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! . d& d: V, e/ s5 Y* @: j
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ + l9 G! E$ C1 X( f8 g. [( H" @8 x' l0 o
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.( l7 @2 J% X* a; Q: v5 d) w+ I% v+ o' N6 v
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 8 i4 S) d) F, k# ?
a" }- v# c. b4 J, f4 k7 o( a) b6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
) O+ x. w# t" P9 h9 P不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ ' t% [* Z% z. A0 ^
2 S* Y# z7 X& H3 U/ [3 I' B7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. $ A( ]; \+ I8 X" Z6 o: V% F
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
' F7 j/ T) z' Z7 V5 i* T$ Q你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ' C1 f: ` g3 `
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 , G9 b+ Y1 M" I8 @7 {
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". # r( |$ _( }( Z# |8 q9 K3 {$ l
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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9 U9 ]3 ^9 u9 I- h1 e10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
& k0 Q" l2 P3 ]2 K% p每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……; [4 \2 \, `" S# b9 B+ z
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? + ]& n5 s; I" G0 g0 H, }! Q; f/ F4 n
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