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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
) L4 K7 d/ z5 P, a不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ + W- A7 C" k7 c- e
( `3 d9 @6 w# N4 v) r- R# W2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ) s1 c0 t: h0 M- G
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 5 Q5 [/ K/ |2 s; y9 {+ q
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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" f0 q2 @3 }3 g" H- f: [# U, o$ `4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
+ _2 h! }" t1 T6 T早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ % [* d/ K2 H; M6 @6 c
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.6 [9 Q! }8 @0 o
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 + Z% j' M7 i( }; `; ]) |) _3 G: r
! [; W b& d5 z: k( ]: z7 P' n6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
0 a; Z2 Z6 X% J0 w不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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1 ]& j: K5 |4 A* W7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
. z1 b) v: Q M# J一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 " y- z0 Z$ ~. D; g: d. M
6 F5 ?% J5 p9 o q' a) A8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
" n2 S% A2 r4 V: [5 i9 B你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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$ y# I9 b. S0 z- k- `9 T3 S9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ( m; C) J' y p1 @9 l: o
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 9 l6 I) [) ]+ h& {1 }$ m! x
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 6 w( K+ u0 T4 H3 R; J
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 7 H! @) d0 e' k* ], c
: L$ q2 g4 D6 m8 r2 {2 K, ]10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 0 R7 c. x" s' r, Z
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……* w/ X8 i2 s; c
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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