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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
5 _2 A" c+ _, |' b$ ?% E2 h不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! / P2 V- h/ s: A# |5 q2 `
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
& i* D, T+ \/ v6 w( S; [你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! $ d# W7 M5 e) i J( c6 u* c
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ ! N7 k/ w0 O) F5 w9 W4 O
" S0 c9 z7 k8 S' V* d" m5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.# a: w' J% p1 U8 |* G0 E1 H
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 , y; }: e- W9 `4 c5 F/ {, H) f$ @
P. j. M- u) W+ P6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! W( g& t2 V3 I3 s2 P# g+ \9 f O* W
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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0 m1 i6 x9 |$ Y1 w$ k$ P2 m7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
1 _) n" R+ r+ Z一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ! c; g" L: C; A" ]5 V" P# ^ x
0 b3 u1 H+ U1 l" o% ~8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
" v9 E [9 ^3 w你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 9 ?( z$ S {0 O- a
2 L/ R: j* W3 g z k; G7 H9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
; ~7 J- i$ e- q3 x& H% D U有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 " E" X4 ]5 q o" k& F4 a6 U" o
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
! M) u( M$ b+ e& }然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 6 A! Q6 N A1 j3 S# V [
8 y' Q# p8 c" O10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 7 M, T# b) b/ A+ E
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
8 }6 a7 D. E1 K" c0 H9 LWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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