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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 3 r$ J( |! M! Z0 l ^# x; c5 c" v" t
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
/ Z2 c: @; `. Y这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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8 @9 N8 Z4 P3 d! Y1 ~+ \3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ! z5 I5 c6 u+ a
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 3 A! t3 Y. H G4 s N0 _7 L# j2 [
( o7 d) {7 m. E, L. S2 \5 _' N, h4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
: D" }' w, l" V1 v1 N. B早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ & J' U& a/ p& b! s, a* i+ ?3 l
' S7 ^2 D4 D$ ~3 C; n4 r/ B5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it., u+ X5 f7 F4 e, Q3 Q
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 " {4 S. [9 L/ F* n& v3 j% `- W" z" {
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 6 T) I* {. d3 p- O& F5 J6 U
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ! C% D' T9 |8 n2 g x1 W
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ) D6 m. `0 R2 T# B$ m' H
+ F {* \) P9 L& F! t$ P1 P+ Q8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.& G m% @3 Z* g/ v! X
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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7 m; _# p" D7 h# l9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
7 ^" V% m" Y7 ^有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
" R3 v$ }1 V$ T6 P" \; W0 R1 @Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
) B+ L+ S& j* [- L3 O: B: U然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 6 ^; b. L% A# \- V; \7 T: e
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... . }( \' C: Z6 m% Q
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……2 B9 w' V: \( p
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ; q! [6 X( ?& r/ u3 ?0 F
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