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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ) r2 _! }4 c" }# P! A/ f4 F
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 2 ], b* M# d) m0 Z8 U
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
: T3 T% z D& |; L" b9 S这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ & o Z) P' C6 o5 D, d
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
) P4 G# w6 r2 g1 F4 F你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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`4 h6 Z4 n8 }* F4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 8 g. g! W T2 }4 i
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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+ c; M0 D2 h5 h4 g$ ~% g/ v$ c8 h8 l5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.$ ]; G% X! L) L0 L1 s' s6 R
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 3 F! f. \1 s0 w
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
# Z, i) b1 P9 D5 u7 R% X e不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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& ?' f0 A, k* M$ ?: X7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
; c6 O2 }- ^0 i1 u$ n6 K; _/ @4 e一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.1 b; B' B, d2 K' K' X1 E5 P
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
0 u- g/ m5 \: w! ~7 k有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 + Z/ }, }( N/ n2 X; t- M2 K
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
0 J: z. @5 Z* e9 e然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” & ^9 z! h7 ]+ H" L! T$ d8 ^1 E
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
f. S: g! F3 B. @2 M8 c7 w/ y每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……1 {; m: Z" J# N1 Z4 Q8 e! S; G$ R/ u
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