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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
( z4 b! z( w y: D9 k C& D不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 4 B5 E! S2 k" m, @$ }. m- a& |8 G# q
! |6 Y( j7 Z9 s, e& e8 o5 @! h2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 4 L0 L( O3 C& P9 u/ S# u0 |
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
4 f( h N+ Z: F& V你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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9 [" l( k5 l3 s8 g. a9 `0 E4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
1 _6 _* L2 ]8 M1 V; r* t: [早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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7 R# u, V$ \$ G9 T5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.( o G1 l8 a; \+ b. J6 K& a
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 k+ A S& O& G w" B. q+ V
# A% _' j" [( U& f# D2 ?( a! i/ O6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! j1 w' R6 |6 N4 Q% \
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ( A |& D9 k# R9 p7 t a8 M! {
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
1 D& u' L+ d* c* E8 ]2 e5 y; k! q你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 + A, L, ^# C1 `/ H. x9 P H+ |
. B) P3 z0 x, z9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
; K: h# J# \+ q" M7 l有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 2 l/ r5 Q% H- P: N, J S
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
8 x7 r* G3 k9 O9 F/ S) V, f然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” & t: c9 l" F# R1 z2 b+ f1 }
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
! {1 J# O5 t! C+ a* L, j8 }每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
, g+ G# z: A& U5 F: X: Z: a0 hWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
( T5 f: J) u; ~7 [: l. m H( \为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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