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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
" i( k& T2 c, P* S# n& G不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! . ^& E! t' d7 ` W& y
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ % X4 r1 J, v! g3 e ]6 k* |5 H8 X
# k8 E; ?4 _8 G2 w" N2 c$ h6 I3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. + v/ i7 ~$ i6 X& _/ L5 h
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! : t7 ]; K7 W0 y! t3 E
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 1 k0 d8 I1 }; g- P
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.* \8 S" ]' D, o, W3 {
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 + z$ G# n$ N) ? W6 W
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
9 X4 e0 @2 h4 O不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ X" ?# P; e; Z1 Y6 I, w
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
4 p; t* V$ g o3 q W. I一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.1 f; q. Y* d0 i3 |! y
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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' g$ r4 Q/ N+ `9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. : e# Z( ^- g; V: G x
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 # T4 v8 \1 r% n& G# ^) Z$ g
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". . m& ?' M8 T8 E1 T. g: |
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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2 W* B/ d& A+ N) ^10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
9 m4 `% Q4 V% T% n每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
. e q2 J# v/ s& R% F- }$ lWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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