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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! # _% f U) q5 a: S1 p
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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" M' w& N& u9 s4 N2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
/ M. M8 Y+ u- s8 P+ p这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ % T+ {7 B7 ^8 m6 ~+ k! x0 f9 M
! O' ]8 k' w0 l. M3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
1 U3 C' p) O! c: }) Y你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ; X+ B0 W3 Z* i. r. Z1 G4 V& C
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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! U9 l& H" \: Y, Q/ a( ]5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.( g( \0 \7 z4 j2 t5 ~
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 3 n' ?) X6 E- r3 T4 F2 C+ t& @9 y
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ ( I+ T) J( j6 n
8 q. J Z3 P. O- Y7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 5 q* G4 Q, R# k' h! z: E
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 $ D8 ]3 [! _0 j' ^# x8 |& X8 w
0 N8 z, j8 M& j' [; \/ B( N8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.0 o, y3 X) Z7 L: k+ y
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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. {( Y; g, g& P s6 J4 l9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
1 Q& K2 w6 C7 ]5 u# T2 c6 r有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 / o) e9 k2 d* J& O# u4 g+ k* s9 p
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". - p; b. I0 p: ]* B: W' i/ C
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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6 X0 Z+ U( v M- J& z/ x10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 9 e" M9 k& Q F5 ?4 e9 u8 B+ Y
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……, s/ S- ]" [+ m% B5 I- }
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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