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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 0 r# ]# F# C& |6 x7 b( n R% s
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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7 _" F7 T; V3 E2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
/ q5 A' J* G- D! X5 z- f; e这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ; {4 y8 Y4 o7 k% ?
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
4 \- n" p' K9 e+ A/ L你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ " g q) m/ ~0 M& B5 l
1 n4 W( O, s' E) b4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
. |; d* Z e' i) _* }; o6 a早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5 U/ X5 T( ?6 |. M- I5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.$ n! C7 l1 O( s
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 : l1 ^. k/ W) W6 }' b3 j
+ N1 p8 _* D2 Z/ {6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! ' A; b/ J6 x5 r3 e7 j% O- U+ k
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ # y* o0 W* C% g# t$ h
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
$ y! ~3 O: @# w3 W7 _% ?一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 . B8 I4 [6 n1 l' C5 i
" w- @. ?. L6 N' O9 u3 S8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
5 \ ]; ?6 D3 B+ v( S/ S你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 2 V4 d' Q& D( X
8 L8 U9 e( Y6 i T9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. / c) h8 M' ^6 W. i; u) K
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 2 j" t' l$ g2 r* i2 }
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
1 L; o) w' W5 m+ Y然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” W2 B# F7 R q$ i( m5 R. X
- |6 j* i1 Z4 u1 M9 N+ x3 w10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
0 E8 z% @2 b* p1 u& W, d每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……' y3 v, u' s6 d/ v/ P7 O T2 U3 m6 i
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