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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
8 X z& }. S1 V+ H8 }" P/ a不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
- t, w( A4 s! _- S9 C y- C8 E# `这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. " N% a" e3 [% U- @: g, ^' \
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ( g5 ]6 }! {8 E: D
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
$ N* N B' e4 q7 X+ i+ g7 O. w漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ' K( f! w! Q% ?6 @
9 e+ a4 Y: g; {; S1 M% Y6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
* j3 j$ A9 v ?( Y2 [) _9 d不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. + u, |1 U9 j! y) j
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
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. e! [9 Z. a. x; B, H9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. * l$ s; [6 t- M7 B: F
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
/ _, ?; ?. x+ h4 z# CThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
. P5 D% w8 E9 w% q然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
' j3 B O1 v. F9 k. E+ q6 }* M3 |每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……& i) D" `0 P7 @) D# M
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