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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 6 p T: |8 h$ F; C1 g
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ * \; Q# n% _0 v! @
) Z! \# Y$ A5 Y; U- S) m0 v6 Q2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ( L* I6 w1 J$ h ]! i: P# C& k
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ; }0 w2 i% k {8 U
8 ]- I8 D4 A3 t$ h/ I2 F) e3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. & e3 c" t* [$ c
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 4 R4 n" f2 o+ u$ h9 x9 Z, E2 i5 V
( E3 d( t1 [+ {' {$ r3 G; J4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 3 c! R% Z6 w! Q5 J1 C0 `7 s- z! Z
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.4 w) ~: w% n9 @
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 * m8 A) z0 j9 f& I8 y
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 1 r; W0 }& P ~, Z( u# V4 w
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 2 z h' d' T9 z3 @
2 N5 ]1 c1 P" b( M! S% P7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
3 o9 L) b& f P, P; I3 L2 `一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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# N" i8 h( m& E# M+ x2 O8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.9 k, p6 t$ [0 |
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 $ o- ]! z9 }7 v
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
$ d$ Y! B r9 P) \( S! ~有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
& d- q/ y. f/ D6 LThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". % S1 B9 v Y8 t! t* q* l6 v
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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! J& z: t4 r( X o10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 5 R/ s: R. _5 a. {+ P0 \
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……; G; e, e6 l2 z3 F! v, D3 S
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
" [# N& i! y8 N6 ?2 a6 e& N为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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