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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! " X$ z5 c( a, V; P4 ?! ]8 a2 a
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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1 X- R% r1 i" r% E- D2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
% A& F! e7 ^( {, {# w/ _) K. d这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ - j3 P$ V; O7 Q/ }% m" q; B# a8 Z
3 E7 J: N. ^& G% p3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
2 A5 Y" }6 N; K/ e4 l5 G3 W; k& g你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ ' |: k6 a m1 A; P8 R
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 7 P8 V" q2 h; Z. l( R6 p ~; Y
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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; p$ y& K. `9 G: e$ r/ S5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
7 h4 C% v! } D X漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 5 e4 e; \: ~5 `
, I# B, R0 u# Z' d) z6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
, k. r @, R3 x( }不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 1 n0 p B) g; q9 B$ }
& x3 }! `9 q% Y& K7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ( A' y3 U4 v- V+ t1 W4 }" H
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 0 X( R! c& [; e) E2 }
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.$ z7 Y# \6 G7 G6 [% A- o
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
6 U" D' e! x2 y: @; O, G0 R有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
* E$ r' D, W ]* [# JThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
- E! }* L; s7 D6 V& u) G3 r8 F: g然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” " P* `8 c1 l+ d, D5 r; d
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... & f$ F% n# {' q
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友…… p; E9 P, b" ?6 `/ k" g
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
+ ]7 `9 ]0 ?. s( W为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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