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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
7 C) |8 l# b/ U, A- U7 u& l! [$ G6 X不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ : l8 j- D* t3 ~+ H
# z3 `; O! ?% A0 y7 \3 @% U2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
0 a9 B& `+ c* u* D! V6 y- G这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 6 o' @ X% H. [1 s$ Z9 L
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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0 l. ]1 }0 j, {1 a- [6 c& }4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
$ }" F% @/ ^/ B2 }早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ # P9 X- ?; C4 Z
' u4 } U+ m1 z! `5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
, K" K4 s/ O9 X! `! ~/ r漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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. T3 b9 o* A# p9 b* h* R6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 9 ^* }' h- ~ L3 Q4 o- K( d; F9 G
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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) ]* M* W# F' |9 D1 f+ E7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 3 r z3 Q9 f8 H6 [2 ^; @1 c% t& ~1 X
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 % {: G2 l. o$ V. V: S l* M
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
! _0 q* W5 F+ d* h- x9 f( W0 ^( M你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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& w" ^+ ^' @, d# T4 J9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
, ^$ J( c/ ~* s0 z: `8 c有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
) s0 U+ \ p4 S$ b3 V! U' tThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
8 r" j+ W& s: C/ n6 I. q然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 0 {# W4 F+ N$ O3 x5 ?) z4 ^
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... : j' v) l5 {- P% ^6 n, U( O$ {
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
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