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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
5 l( z) S- r8 i& _# t _$ {- j不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
& @* h5 W+ u' M( {7 C这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ : H" |" R) \! }+ v/ V7 [! f9 v
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. * u5 k6 F6 N9 h- V3 W" e
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 6 s% I+ ?6 J. Y
* C- E$ p% t! J5 e4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! # O8 k4 @! [5 l6 w3 g
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 3 S; f. Z0 z8 o' r9 Z) V3 p- b y
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
* _ b, c0 ]* J; S# J. G- U7 b漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 % s4 M/ O% y V( I! v* E
7 m: P5 \. K6 }* P2 X% i% ?! j6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
# g9 }5 s, ~+ J不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
2 c" f) O. U9 m( y6 r8 r一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ' s; F$ s" e, k
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.3 {$ E9 }1 a) i |
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
2 W& z( v3 }* G有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
3 I# D3 z" D- F4 b$ D9 YThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
; |5 }7 e6 \4 N% H8 i) e* l然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 7 n3 F3 [' x( O, ]+ k6 W
9 p0 J4 R2 Y/ T10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 4 N' N, j! J+ x' w
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……3 s& U5 x3 ^" U$ G% a
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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