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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! {( T" t' N7 z0 x
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! % P; [# y7 p3 [; l$ x7 F$ _! }
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
, O2 w$ f! j* I6 _- O这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3 E' k/ E: R+ v3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ' B- k7 H! [! t& j8 m8 G# q
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ( i2 c; W' h2 E5 f
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
q/ ^1 n; {: Y漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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+ C! L* |1 M5 K1 ]+ ]2 G1 H% Y6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
( ?' A6 {. A- R6 q不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! ! C0 W; X: F/ J9 D+ F, E
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
4 p- P/ ^6 o. p一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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' t# h( H; j# p. U* K9 @3 U8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love., v* d1 d9 _# R6 ]2 `/ m- ?
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 " X# F# D; R# {) f! L
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. , [7 m. f2 d7 @
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
+ y; e2 q/ y( C9 X4 z+ RThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
" M F7 B1 h$ r然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... / Z' F/ c+ j; v. M' h) d
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
& Z Q& S- L y( r8 YWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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