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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 2 V5 k$ t- R6 D3 P' s
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ; ~, P$ ?9 h7 P
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ , J. Z# R" ~5 p5 C
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
9 t' T& h4 n1 D0 x你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ " W1 j2 K' y; j U$ Q0 b4 g
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
4 L* Z6 w! _/ ]8 }早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 5 ~% B# U2 P8 j9 f7 ?
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.2 {+ s4 }! i8 h% T% M
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
3 U0 @0 A5 s: {; P- o) p不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ " p. m9 b- c2 T1 e2 ?6 S
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
3 Y; x" D) X1 c. N, R6 u一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8 M- U* [& i) ?% _ k8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
9 Y- l7 O- J7 n: d F+ R2 [你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 ' f* `( a9 c9 C& T% Y0 w$ X% G4 t5 h
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 7 g/ ]: N0 s+ A) N" Y
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
: L1 F) `8 E) vThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
0 W7 o: b8 Z p4 ]( {# x然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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+ k9 M5 c9 K+ ]/ G10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
7 K: ?0 _/ f4 K9 A U4 }每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
7 X, L- c$ ~, a o2 yWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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