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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
" Q% z$ A" Q4 s不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2 Z0 s+ K5 i3 h( ] y2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
/ w6 ^' b. W8 t$ P; t这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ & J \1 X; D r% f' P0 w: N$ B: Z
6 }, w, k4 Y3 a/ J' d4 |8 k' c3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 1 a. p6 |2 s. S+ |* H3 O3 d
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ * q8 U8 I) A: n8 Q' X3 B5 q# j
* d3 N. r& q! N! [: b' Q4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ! D r9 Q0 }! Q& f2 P, C
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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6 C2 r! c8 [+ R0 W0 e& A5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
5 |: l$ j0 w/ e. p漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
8 n: F9 f; G" C$ r1 Z5 k* s不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
- T+ @$ m# M8 w, m一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 / |8 O- _2 N' J1 X# B
7 C) m+ ?1 p) P. U' Z5 q) P* p) h5 [0 {) j8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.7 h# l0 t3 C0 j2 t
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 " b7 ?3 ]7 c q3 z/ u, X) c
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
7 v9 q$ s3 h! z- n" U有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
* @' O8 Y6 N+ p2 `4 H. d( LThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
" n1 K; m7 {! S; k! a然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ; D$ H# P' x0 z& d v
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
% @) c, v) G: a/ E- h e( S, E每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……9 A' O( L! a; q& y4 U* E, p
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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