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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
6 t. n* s2 i/ g, s* `: n9 N不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! " h7 I( p+ ]) ]" Z; h F3 }& X
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
+ Q& A3 T7 C8 j5 f) E这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ! N8 w& Y- L O% R1 H% Q9 g' z
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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' W! f' d6 q$ n4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 4 c9 X) o7 G, l, }/ g/ U. H4 M' t
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 9 M# Q6 D% r9 z# ]2 p* o5 z
) F" X K, u5 k; H, s5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
' a* r; c' |! h! k7 `- x% l漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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8 ~! J0 R, y! O6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! ( ?& h7 F* e. C" C) m, _% h2 R
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! & F% T; K+ k# v& \8 K. K1 _1 n' @
% n! Z5 P, W/ s! V0 Q6 `( `' L7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
3 [5 R0 |7 @# c& n一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 0 u2 x9 F( W* b o: l/ Q9 q5 a
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.- V9 g) H" Z% B4 o0 g) q& r
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 " w- i# x5 b% K( a+ l
# V8 e+ Y1 S: S0 t6 A9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
% K) _& X& p w7 Q* L/ n, a0 C/ t有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
9 D1 W, s% f& ?: L/ d9 OThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
7 U8 h$ `. Z! e6 t然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ! R% h" l f9 ]3 R
5 `4 f% r- t* K) f& } D10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 7 Z# P$ b) g, [4 {' h- d
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
2 i/ D8 q3 ]. [* y; zWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? / H& b: P& a( ^- H1 p' V; J
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