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恶搞的英文短信,大家看看哦~~

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发表于 2009-6-20 08:48:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!   2 @# M2 c, l) }0 T: @- p2 o& c# C
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
" t3 R1 A) J3 i- U/ g这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! , t# x, Y7 g( h
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
- V  }+ B# V! }$ o9 f* s' j你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 8 I; d( N9 i# t
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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# P8 K3 {9 s( |2 q, K5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.' g2 d$ o7 @8 X5 _" f2 R, U# I9 r
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
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* i, }1 [1 h" A( G' c6 P7 v7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
7 c' J( `* y5 {* ]- F0 n/ c  r一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love." ]1 W$ `' N5 ?% T9 }7 h
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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& J* H4 g7 C% L' q( d' T2 ]9 `' E9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
$ D# \& u  }) W9 L  F7 n0 U, k' a6 u6 K有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
$ t* P- R( f; ]/ I0 k/ s% T0 `Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 8 H/ `  ^. A( ?) v& q  f
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 2 C' s: X/ [0 d( Y, L+ o* b
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……9 W; K3 k6 s$ u- C; G3 n
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
0 ]0 @1 _+ T5 U为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友?
发表于 2009-6-22 03:16:57 | 显示全部楼层
这些短信好啊,谢谢LZ了
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发表于 2009-6-27 18:23:46 | 显示全部楼层
不错不错,顶~~~~~~~
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发表于 2009-6-28 00:02:01 | 显示全部楼层
可以吧,在加把油啊!听话
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