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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
% g7 a% }8 r: Z' C4 A不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 8 H( x, V, g! Y; y) C2 N" [- q
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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$ K# @" ?; X9 M- ?: S3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
- t- }! Q1 Z4 h5 ?你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 3 |" ?3 v! E6 a/ U# d# Q1 Y3 P
5 c; I0 w+ G4 A& C4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
* s" `. P! i+ ^2 ~早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ : I( m1 ?3 y, Z' f& B9 S3 H. H
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
& H6 u2 U8 ? o漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
$ @# \( [' Y$ ^( J; B0 J$ A不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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& a) {. M; s. a7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
_' b6 v/ d& r+ O一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
) O' e; |0 ]' q) ?- F U/ ]你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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" j- w" X& a4 e5 ?9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
" ^1 P3 R- N; y: K0 J' W5 L E有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 3 D# x4 y. P2 e) Z1 T0 [
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
6 G9 ?: |# C& M$ Z1 ?2 P然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
% Z- V# R: M9 E- F/ [每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
, H2 p/ j. ]( @* T" B2 S( D9 g& tWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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