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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 6 I0 \: J7 j+ ^+ I2 d( T U
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! ! v, D+ S" _& T* B) H* A1 @* B7 l8 G
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
0 N( {/ E5 E9 G! @9 J这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! 3 y* ^( v; o" o0 T4 m$ E3 q0 J
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 4 e4 t, M7 D) K! Y* M
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! 7 p! e0 r4 E) n" j3 R, V
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 5 A. @5 R( P; m4 o; O& A; I
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
" _* j( s; k( c" c漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! ) Z+ v/ C; ^$ y& z# G/ c' N5 j
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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6 p- ?# X' |0 e$ j! Y7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 4 s3 A# M% {' e+ d
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 4 t: J3 V- c" O8 F( ?2 R1 n/ X
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.) c" R; C9 {- }1 w
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 1 Y' c2 t# V- Q; t o2 m% n
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
$ R Q: y, t2 g1 \$ A有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
. k7 }1 ~+ j: ?1 E7 N' t4 P# A8 P! ]Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
; T N- F, m% N k$ e然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 8 e* i2 w' a8 ?
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
; s# Z6 R* @$ \3 S9 ~每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
* q/ e3 x/ U( a" d* jWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? 6 b1 x9 n, @& r: K! g; `
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