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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
% g+ t8 t- i4 V/ c6 z! A不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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) |! x [2 P& C. y2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! - Y) Z! ^ R. n5 c2 }
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ % K9 s5 {, F4 m' z$ j# o9 c8 O
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. & T( L! ]" R \; v# `
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ - w1 S7 p, ]; L4 ^8 G
5 ]2 F, `4 {: s5 ?4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ) L D8 r e" P( W
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
8 x* b: j- [. u9 ^7 a漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ! I) D" S1 s' V- L$ B% g
* e( r4 j4 S9 @7 {. j* \( \6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
1 R! E7 b3 L9 T i4 T$ z( d不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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8 O# U F; m9 @' b7 p( t7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 7 R6 L( T; I! A+ v; `
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 1 J+ X( K- {, l
0 t* y M, u/ s4 w" k3 E7 U+ V8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.% ^% n* T- O& t- V
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 0 p8 u4 k2 m; ~: s
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
9 |( p% F' X4 Z% C; g1 RThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". * Y- [- p+ }1 m3 s
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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/ g. l6 M* e. a5 _% C9 r10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ) |3 e# B7 G/ S( K, k2 I6 c" K: U
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……. C. u' E2 w# l, U6 w
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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