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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ; o( r# u M. y8 ]& t
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! F; r7 ?8 J! m# ]
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3 w2 o; s4 I0 U% w h2 D3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 2 [9 B5 ^* `2 S( ? m" B, @/ ^
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ " I! L! |* r; h6 r# Y w
E$ {$ g' R. H6 x% f6 o" P4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
7 T+ @1 T( P# I. ]早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.& I4 w, B! F% O3 b; v8 r6 n
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 . W! g9 [/ s2 m' Q* i
7 ~9 N6 B& f. \, P( r* }6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
, i4 o7 H& M8 m# {) ^, ?不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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5 x ]0 E& Y' \: `! o7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
. A( Q/ }* y- J+ u! t" |一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 6 O8 I0 M9 V% L8 P' B' O8 [5 R
% a* J j% C: t" i; n+ w5 w, w) R8 b8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
i2 C3 }3 t. Q# u你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
8 \' W& }; L( E# H C有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
2 g5 O7 | p$ U- I5 w/ mThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 0 |' W* w9 d8 V* e$ I8 d+ O# @( ]
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... * h ~, j$ m1 U, ?3 e
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……7 T4 N, Z& h% {7 [) }& @% o
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