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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! , c, b" g+ q- ?) B+ M
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! # B; C" W- @/ z8 d) ?; P+ p
" U _: z: O) B/ h" _4 Y2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 4 v% g; _/ ^$ G" {8 R$ b. i
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! , Q, }4 ]5 Z; B3 `( V
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
& P- [: U3 ^" U8 @5 z你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 5 A* w N1 V* Y
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 6 p# R% }* d9 K: }. W- i
+ N0 a8 f0 q: ~% P5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.2 v0 A3 H7 n* t5 J! r
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 6 W( k7 u' G- Y# t
9 e! o' N! h6 e& G u( l6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
$ o/ L: [, o- f& R, \% k% Y: ^2 k不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
2 J' [, n, Q; H1 j一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 ( m9 p" i7 g. ?9 E2 U
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.; T7 ]: ?: \6 _ j+ w2 j- r
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
1 T ?; t/ A/ P, e有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
) `3 x2 n) T c& w& zThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". & T3 i. P! r A9 ` h" r) E
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 0 L f; n. G8 N1 Q$ `2 g* g5 A! A/ t
& K$ Z; }$ L7 n' t: E" Z! D10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... - c5 T) Q! E6 M7 ]: d# ]( w
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
U2 N; b' o3 E' Q- zWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
" Y4 {) b/ }! X: b1 f为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友? |
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