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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
# j( j7 B0 j! k- D: w不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 3 L B9 R; i; a! Y3 z, h
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
# N" z& a. U# Z3 I2 P2 C这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. , S8 ]. |0 M" I
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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}. p1 G. J0 k1 ~/ k; `4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
$ \( A8 E) v: y& y% _' D) [" ?: R* ]早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.: a0 L% t9 f% v% i9 _! j, h8 e
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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% i6 P$ H! z5 U( `; b/ v' I- Q6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
+ j+ @% n1 T1 J9 Q5 t不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ ' c# ^: X9 y4 `" L G( q
r+ p* ^0 h8 B$ |/ J' `9 D" c9 T7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
& n- e! _, K; m; z) ~' v1 Q一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 $ M, j" h2 [- d J/ n h& x0 U
2 t# v( c: ^1 ^9 J* [. w2 a8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
. Y* P1 o0 q1 Z5 a9 l/ ~1 S你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 7 y$ ^5 Q4 n- N
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
7 v5 X$ ]- l) r3 N; XThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 0 E5 V9 f. C i; Q6 p
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 3 I0 y% V1 _7 @9 A! Z
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
/ T, \ H3 q) h0 s: [+ N1 h每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……* _ L3 E# g/ l3 W6 c
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 9 w* Y' E6 u: `& }/ N
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