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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
" W! U* Q# |/ U' B2 c* w# r不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 8 a7 E6 q, L# o& ^
6 B' V6 H- O( u. N- c2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
* Q# v' Q2 P8 ], _. f7 }这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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J$ V, V6 ]: u* x% t: ?* q3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 3 j8 d5 u1 H& C% {% c. N
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 4 |6 J V% @4 {$ ?* y# u4 L r- ~
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 1 P8 m( `% D, O* b' Y4 s* ^. c
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it., r- S8 L% e& j- D
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 0 u' @4 p5 w, t8 ~- C8 t- J* z
. \, _$ n6 ?0 e l0 |, @: v6 d6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 6 s" k2 @6 R1 c* g$ u8 X: B Z" a
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 3 o! G1 E* z; P: F3 C' B8 @
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
( ]9 U- ?/ t" I2 s& ]8 |, M你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 7 O7 _7 h$ o! U. A% z! q4 u
) } J+ m/ y* v# a: E! f) l' N4 {9 [9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
7 p+ w0 ]* _+ w- c有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
) `! Y5 ~+ t3 aThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". ; V' P2 [$ U% C/ f- ^
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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: G; u- d5 a' T: W; k2 E10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 7 T3 E8 c [1 Q9 M+ i
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
3 j) t. F L! e8 ~6 [! [Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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