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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
4 ], f& V8 |8 R) N不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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; t1 r3 V) P! K8 t1 _6 v2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
9 X2 S4 h+ U" Q( ~这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ " q" l6 X0 i# q' M F
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
& n( Y# q# g$ R你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ ( O1 }7 Q$ |- H% D, b
* \5 T) a+ ]' s9 p( n% G4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
- ^/ x! w" x+ \* ]早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ ! w3 W+ S: }, R! V3 ^- g! f9 Y
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
* d# F( B8 Z' T: D0 d7 h5 F漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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3 Y' g5 s) Q; K! X2 h6 C7 g6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
3 ?5 C" X8 k# z+ \7 q2 Z不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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! \% D# r5 W$ e9 H7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ' W |7 o) r3 ]4 w
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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6 S2 |& ~" @' F5 K' s) o& p8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.6 }" R/ y% w2 }: i
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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1 k1 u# _& D$ }( E9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 2 i3 G. K( e5 I
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
8 Z1 i7 C0 m( T; e" X4 J) JThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
+ A/ G/ Z: f6 C然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
p* Y& \ D* x) H# F0 J每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
4 w& x! M8 Q/ m$ ]: d! X+ YWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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