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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! * F0 K/ {! ]2 _# c, U/ \
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ # I: ^3 ~% u j6 N* U" z
- R) L' o- ?' |1 c: ]2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ( f0 Z' N: y5 x- L: P
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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; a- f$ h9 H& n! `1 f3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. / Z' L. [0 g) X
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 9 `: n) S9 G6 N1 P# x4 k" v
, c( N4 j. t; s; {/ i' Y4 N4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! $ k* \) i$ A7 i2 c' j
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.# H" U: y7 z0 T
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ' ^2 R9 ?! K' u& W% d
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! ( I- `9 y% U! i1 d |
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ & y, o1 w( a. |' F' V: k
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
( `; W/ c. h" V, W一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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- I9 c% t! w" y# M( u. A* w8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
~, D' i# `. Q+ r你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
2 D/ J/ d/ g; s有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
9 k4 }2 N1 W1 c9 Z9 b6 j; G# P2 {Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 4 r+ I) B. v- S7 A% V y' M
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 9 m3 g; a9 N0 }* S6 ?" K% q
& }! h+ }2 d4 |4 {: L10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... * s+ F) g+ r$ M4 w$ ^6 m) V9 e; h+ c
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
% v. N- g4 S( _; PWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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