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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 0 {- s6 O: L, `+ n( ^
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
# x& C4 O; g/ A7 r) |) i# ?/ Q这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ; D6 j. E4 d7 i& E, `3 t2 M7 S5 D9 m
/ _& `1 ?: n! b( h6 G3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
# g, |$ O, c1 k# ~/ N* o你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! - ~; ~' k& F( I4 }2 i- q& D5 D
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 3 q5 _' C( q! L6 E
7 s; H$ e" c$ V7 r5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.2 Y) E% r+ r9 W: V
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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/ o6 y; Y* v3 `0 T& [6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
, j' d# L$ P6 Q$ E不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ m# \3 p o# @- }: @6 K5 f# c6 E
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. , Z+ x' P( F) S8 V- V8 ~
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
) R! u8 V+ o9 A1 W6 |你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 8 p+ d. u4 K7 W& P1 ~, O4 z( O0 ^3 d# X
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
) K; A/ @' K$ l# ?Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
; f( l9 Y/ J2 n, Z5 k; W5 x0 D/ s然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 7 Z7 c+ x5 S) f; ? ?- B
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 6 I! c$ Q. O8 a* A
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……& o7 [" X, O' D
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ! o3 I1 ]/ N& t# G) D$ f6 O
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