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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
& t1 b. s v8 Y不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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* I. |: v# o5 h2 l4 A; q2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
8 b. A) \# D. D$ N1 [" U这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 5 m: R9 U$ g% s, C3 A) J% e: t
: X7 i# Z& Z4 j( d; w1 g3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
% b! v: X' L- l你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 3 _% L5 a! w/ D6 a
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ( _+ X: J0 n a
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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' S+ k( m, o* h+ v( e2 N- ]5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
8 O( z4 v( ?4 @. i1 W- F$ Y漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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" h* a3 _, t0 P, j. i, z1 F" G6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
( E5 l3 x( y; w& C Y _5 j不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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# S$ X, S9 v/ D, [+ Q4 x. v( q' S7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
* }+ N8 r1 {) J一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ( a; w# ~7 i ~1 l
9 H8 J/ e, `7 u7 ?% y8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
8 h- @6 \* u5 ?5 }1 N1 d# Q" Z1 Y5 y你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. : U# } }& w, O6 M! S7 {
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 8 c9 o: m3 {7 v9 Y9 C- w
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
6 ~) f- v' t( n, z- P然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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2 M, Y* b. C8 |' x5 W( d0 g10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ; `; g! }( M6 k- V+ P3 K3 W
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
) q* P# a5 U7 X+ K/ d9 p+ e( lWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
9 N4 d* m1 ]( F4 q3 v3 [为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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