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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
! }- ?" N- C- d' k+ c' I, M1 X不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
& B6 f7 `3 Z" T+ _7 B这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
! Q0 M P8 }5 B3 H你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ / z* h- j1 d. [7 |, \3 }
1 l# z5 t' R4 [4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! : |/ j; I0 W3 t% _0 F) l
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
+ t4 n; j: E1 k) B8 H% Q9 c漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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- l6 @2 O8 K5 [; A! B6 X6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! ' P& d8 Y- M. Q }& j* y
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ . s3 ?/ g5 V. Q, q$ w
" L* ^- p9 F* F3 F+ J7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
& f5 E3 ^: I9 K" m* \/ z一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 - d- Y: P$ k3 p" H/ W
1 p0 ^, B8 V: Z0 N' S( |9 L1 l8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
# d. z; Z# G5 Y+ i8 O你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
4 s* I! E8 H) ^2 t/ j有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
* d6 I" V* j! X7 w1 l6 JThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
) e- [6 t9 d* {然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ) t- z3 _* Q. e5 l. m* o- f
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
) B8 z$ C1 ?7 B6 t每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……( |& E! w4 \( o% n; n( ^$ H
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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