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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ' ~3 _& A" `7 h
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
9 K3 d" P& v! f2 ~, E1 O5 \; v% C这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3 \9 q1 k8 k" T9 I D0 h" h3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. % c- I* Q& f" y! C5 N* `
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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) w% I/ e% F6 Z* n" P) Z+ A8 J/ Z2 ]4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 1 k5 T" e: P" W+ W, s7 S& {
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! ' N; [. x6 s0 ~8 M' g% a! V
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.1 q6 a e8 V9 ?
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! ( e P) C. Q1 S7 {8 @
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! + R8 G& N' k, v4 o
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. I+ C2 D: j- ` p5 r3 U* c- ~# W. L+ C
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 . f) d% }& y% H" `) Y9 j
$ m' z: B& i+ J3 {9 J1 s8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.. F1 V6 h8 ^0 S0 G* ^
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 9 e/ C+ r; |6 B6 k( p
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 " T4 q* Q+ Z" j; E5 k
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". " T- H! V* U5 t1 p4 e8 e
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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7 C2 f; B- R- n; j4 P/ T10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
B6 @7 j' C+ I; I$ ]6 p每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
- @7 _* b3 H5 J- h/ pWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? ! G& x! v; ~8 W, F6 ]
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