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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
8 U& M& W) t# m: e/ K# U8 P8 E不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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' u2 |- \7 ^* R |5 n+ d% I2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
; j2 o- I# @8 o5 |# \6 I这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 7 L0 `: e3 i% f! z8 z {
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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* `4 k. R& V. t3 E. t2 ]+ g9 E4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! $ C' @5 q6 U6 T- j5 ?+ C
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ % t4 w3 P, C. O6 I7 d
x1 C( _/ E7 ?* C+ v% k } H5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
" ^- b I( P- {. `漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 1 S6 n, [9 e, Z3 v
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 3 \& I0 T+ h" b2 a9 X# {7 F* V4 F3 I
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. & v, Q( g X. L: {0 D% D0 W
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 5 m& ]" Q: q4 |& W2 {" K" z$ w6 }& z
( f9 x' A5 ?1 Q8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
+ a0 z4 R1 D6 e; Y你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 7 Q3 V/ d! g8 O5 Q4 ~4 C* T
& n, _1 l6 w2 W r1 e4 [9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
% u* S$ G" Z2 K, N1 j有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
0 Z4 O2 a6 O" Y, yThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
8 x2 C0 J" ^- } b然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 5 Y) u; k) g9 v; f& h1 E( M9 q4 z
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
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Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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