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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 5 n' I; K# F% V( y+ N% Z& O
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ & H! Z8 y+ k) A9 x/ n
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
, W1 ~6 g; l& F6 ~2 p, ~& ]这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ / k1 `4 s, ?0 r( q$ B2 k
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. - d- o4 t4 r, B2 b
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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, w/ Z& {! Z# W/ M9 [4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
( R2 {8 u+ N% e5 R8 u早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ ( S7 X c2 ^6 e
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
+ X1 {+ P( V. q% n漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 0 b3 U+ `3 A9 d$ z
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 6 ~5 B- L; q& u& J# `4 T3 B
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ % v2 f# n/ F, R3 i9 r
% e# f [0 N0 a7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 8 \" @+ U* r9 K! @ u
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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. D3 x6 g4 J* ^6 V, }8 A; e8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
$ p( O" b+ E( o. I你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
" B& K/ ?8 X+ l9 Z# j4 q* c% _1 R有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
; Q* q! B8 E' o! H# o2 g0 A+ MThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". : I; z0 |3 A7 n5 F
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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0 `5 b; r% [) q) e, K2 p, \10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... D- J3 `6 d9 O9 k" K B* z
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……3 N8 E& e w' h4 O% }3 @5 p+ z
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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