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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
. A+ y; |: D7 z4 ~7 ?* c不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 0 ]+ a! n+ v; x% g; D S7 r& d
' T( {5 F4 q) V. r& G2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
3 R. f% j" K' ], |- w/ D8 A这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ) T) Y7 H# L4 X& ^& h7 W
5 b" l \ ? i: J3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. . t" f- |+ w0 z. ~- Z
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ' T2 B& A6 ~, ?9 @! I
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
% j: ]9 Y) {/ q9 S# O. ]漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
0 U* G1 W0 P: ]3 ]& O! F不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ( j# c4 v/ T3 c1 C* S
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
* j4 w1 C" y2 m3 M2 K! V你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ; X6 l( ]8 Q* U. d7 N. U
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
$ f. r* w9 u, K; rThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". $ O8 m4 h* s+ @6 _8 @! b; J
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” & ~/ H: o/ b# Y5 \! d8 f6 e' m
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
) {. ` m. t9 R& D. \: K每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……. R8 U; ~1 U3 ?# H+ _: S
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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