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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! , I$ Y" ~; B$ k! |6 T5 ^0 I
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 9 j6 x6 D% S5 J3 e% I! b8 B& f
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
1 ^8 p3 q* y" f4 G0 Z. X' J. Q3 `这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ " \8 B/ m0 B; J& L1 ^8 d* C
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
3 P$ _$ Q$ P' f* N0 _, k你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
% v% I; l3 {) [+ W" Z早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ & b9 w2 D( }# U- l* C5 l! r
5 y5 \ @7 d& q; y% |1 n5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.5 H8 m$ D+ X% G* b9 O0 L: m
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 & p) _2 F, p; t6 q' Y. a
( S+ G v e7 e- M N/ B$ z6 ~6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
% P8 Z) m8 Y' y不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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, ] D6 M, b" J2 {/ I/ p- W7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. + L$ N$ \9 } j0 H. G9 B1 w
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 2 r+ m. b8 }) i2 K, X! e2 a
% G. Z2 C9 T! ]2 d) h) ]; x7 z8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
- l9 t& w- y" f: S: e你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. * l2 }4 `; h2 r" l
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 / n# Z5 z, Z; m( a% T
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
$ {; k+ M5 N: ?3 ^, S然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ' o9 _7 h0 p' A! | s( P" Q
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
* y- Q3 u( L6 B0 ^9 g每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……2 s; _3 }# `$ B" ^* @" B& k
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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