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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
6 Y" O' T. P: c5 z5 S2 c不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ " h0 a+ _! g- G' g0 z
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 6 i' h9 i4 L; X" y
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ $ k9 ^! _( \& {: O. P% Z& s
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 1 y8 v ~4 s6 y
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 8 A2 y4 r4 \2 X' b# s# T
; h6 e3 r3 c( U2 e4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
~( r, \6 R) v$ K早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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6 J. }# d: m& t# ]& p5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
9 G6 D% D- R+ w2 o0 |: B$ ?$ u漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 + n. |3 f* r$ ]( B+ U: [
! j% K5 C0 h- i1 a K6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
, e3 }" S; X5 [; J不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ ( W6 n3 c8 C) | |8 f7 _* x
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
+ e- ^6 _( {* T* F" d. e% \0 {! S一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ; M) A% i- {* w3 E
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 + L( a h7 `9 E) @
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
- P- O8 F% O+ K6 w0 g# z. E \然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” + V2 m1 i9 B' {1 U |$ j# n
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... - L5 L. [# \) n6 r7 t0 N# _
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
' H# Q1 ^' a4 j; s' H& k. A) NWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? # v7 Y* _; D& P. V* K
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