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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
6 I3 L& t! k* l( H4 ^5 p不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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- d9 r$ W$ i9 ~( w- _6 J2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! # z7 g& v) L2 P& u
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ' u; e# g- A3 z3 r0 a. H: `( a) Q
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. : p# w# M# i" U( l0 I
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ ) u4 h; r" H% Q+ ?) Y3 j' U
- J5 M% H8 o, z" Z' [4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
d4 N; r7 V# ?5 D早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it. A% B3 j. P# a/ L9 ^$ W! ^
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 , P$ J3 q1 ^- t4 P% q
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 5 C" c9 T6 a1 r" }
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
; Y- d/ }% c) \+ y" m一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ! b; F! h, j) t i- |, d1 _
* C Z3 V0 o, ~$ e1 X; B8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.9 y' l3 B! I# O3 y& B
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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# v8 T0 ~9 H0 X* H) T0 @9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
, r u+ |* i/ ~7 w" ?' {有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
$ s/ A1 C( x3 k5 |! zThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
! X- Q, m* ?( x然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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6 @6 g9 M$ h) l" i- o10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 4 i7 Z9 p9 h5 F! [, v: g i
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
3 p, m9 V# i) x- b+ V1 G( {Why should I be the only to suffer...?? % n; S0 e4 `) \3 f. M: E2 O* Y0 D# U
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