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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
2 f' p3 H' F1 s( }( }% v ?不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ $ ]9 j5 C% o5 e5 m5 A
( ?6 A2 D* V* T4 _6 f2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
. j. c& s5 M9 y" ?6 `这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ ( Y6 F! B+ \$ o8 M: u2 C
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. p2 x* \* Z& D) z0 a( {2 a3 ^
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ & K( B2 E& V6 U* ~7 a
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
: Z" @% I, s7 w. N, i早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 0 n9 R( u" e7 {5 l1 X( _
0 ^. q' F5 K9 S" V7 m) l4 W$ ~5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.4 V. \3 y" _) P8 O% c) r/ N
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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. |( b# t3 U0 o' E6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
1 x6 y4 s/ X5 @1 p% m5 H一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 9 e. u- X- u- ]# m0 W: A6 L
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
- \8 Y$ r- S" m: b7 M. [ v你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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1 l1 {" \* X+ _$ K9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ) C5 N5 Y7 N: \+ ^( V6 o
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 + [, r1 Z+ B" K7 e0 V
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 3 q+ Q3 Y! B2 I; R# ]4 R }
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 4 o3 p& m* I/ \% d
. S' h" D) D( W10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
8 x3 \- [; Q, t" a每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
- X$ l) S5 y! E; lWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? # z, N: h/ {2 b' m# U
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