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恶搞的英文短信,大家看看哦~~

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发表于 2009-6-20 08:48:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!   
& t$ s8 J+ t0 Y8 v不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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; _( |! c& \( b% H1 {7 f2 B2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
4 u2 R; s0 V' H& Q4 y1 s, I& r这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! 0 ?5 O0 K& D% q, [2 ~- l4 {

  t. }, j& ^/ T2 B; z- e& d4 h3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ' L1 x% _, f0 n7 o" [: s  W" k( g( x
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
/ x. {4 c5 s: }5 E- r早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.! k5 K0 [* M8 [9 Z1 ]) \
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 8 @. C3 d7 l8 G2 u8 `

# Y5 Q: [. T! i7 C; y6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
" G9 E) k7 }+ l6 V. t1 \不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! 2 \+ M2 E3 p- `1 F+ o6 j$ B

' N  @& a  u; M* f7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. - V6 y3 b: @8 n- k
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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  A+ Z2 s$ w/ p& \& m! W0 u5 b: p1 y8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
0 D3 n# s% E4 Y( p* z. R' o( Y: P9 e) ?你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 & k7 w9 ?' C7 L7 x7 J. X' q
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
* c* J( P/ a) W, G1 G; F有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
, c% Y9 l/ z- @  @4 y* PThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 2 ^+ W- \" O6 Y/ @9 O
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” : X  i" ?) _! w4 ~0 U: p: G

9 {# [/ i7 W5 z10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... # K( a% h5 {: z1 U/ B" ?
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
+ q0 X! \7 y* Q- qWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
9 h% K3 h4 J1 |! K; q2 X为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友?
发表于 2009-6-22 03:16:57 | 显示全部楼层
这些短信好啊,谢谢LZ了
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发表于 2009-6-27 18:23:46 | 显示全部楼层
不错不错,顶~~~~~~~
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发表于 2009-6-28 00:02:01 | 显示全部楼层
可以吧,在加把油啊!听话
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