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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! & s+ R) k8 y0 x; i8 Z
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 0 j7 l/ P. ^5 t7 T+ C
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
R0 D Q; F, s你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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5 i# t4 J5 F t% x" H( A4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
1 C L% a: X: }! a早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 8 X7 l- J+ C/ i* o; x" ]( O
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
4 L' X9 I$ Y: g! ]漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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9 w3 f" c; t* W" [1 G" |! G$ i7 L( B6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
; V# A6 ?! g$ X/ u+ ?- {* i0 r不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ % w$ U9 O1 U0 {5 k# s
/ ^ u' E) `/ N" V& ]/ @& Y! U7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. " H, ?- G8 a2 K' y% C
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ' u, U0 C! o2 ?+ K0 [
) F6 h s& }0 h8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
/ O# Z/ C2 k1 b8 F. @" x8 T2 J你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
4 \) ]% E( }8 Y" I+ I有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
8 u6 x" h+ R$ jThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
; [! ? N* f5 e7 w# ] ~然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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$ ?( y/ i% M7 x% n1 ^- I10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ! I1 j0 c, [; `' J( _' F4 W% a
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……/ |8 f" b4 b% n" Q
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ; P1 w: ?7 j, n! s+ ]" s. f9 m
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