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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
5 q/ K9 |4 F; d4 @7 J不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
( B! J b8 w8 A. g这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! : ^0 W- T+ S: M7 n6 f9 N
$ Y* n. I+ | [- k2 h3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
4 U6 @4 ~6 o2 f7 P& K你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! 3 z- M e$ J: t' u
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! " B/ ]5 w, E# g$ N
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 1 I, Z3 t* m& G* M
; v+ ?) B2 w P/ d) L! \1 i; S5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
+ [* ]7 Q) c" a m% [5 H% ]" d5 s漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ) T" s) W% H" t
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! P4 E/ X+ S# U; p
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
2 ? N6 Y9 q$ B. Y一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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( j) U6 j& y0 ~# N: _. m8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
/ ^# R8 i2 i& }1 I- e$ q8 u/ C& z有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
8 \& ]3 b) q% Q, g* d8 {9 g! ~Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
8 P3 a8 {5 x5 X* @/ @然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 8 ~8 r1 F: l' U. D, p
; p) v' X8 W) j% L6 @; H$ t10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ) E/ L, a& H/ \( a
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
% |1 y" G' e; q' z# M ^Why should I be the only to suffer...??
8 I* ]8 c7 Q, w1 M为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友? |
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