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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 2 n! ^ d: ~! Q/ \0 \
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! # `6 f* J+ z9 b, G8 s
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
6 W* a1 Y& y- s6 {5 s) E这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 7 I6 [5 t. O! E" }% t: `, T# J, T! I
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! 7 Q) C: q B4 |
0 |) l7 Z7 q+ U) Z4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
; G) `' j x. o; l1 `( {' h" R早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 8 h) o! s" S% W* r( W$ T
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it., f- b- R W: C* R Z0 I @
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 . ^4 [0 n- j' j! _- \ Q1 l8 w
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
6 _$ X3 ^: S# {9 D/ o不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
3 N! N% y" ]$ f一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 5 m8 ?" I y/ L( y$ t$ W
2 U1 z% v& m/ W8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.# k: z3 F1 L' [* q* _, M: G
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 - `& C; ~6 e+ C2 g4 o1 n2 P# \# O
- m2 M# w# O# U% T! Y2 R6 i& q9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. e% S2 x5 t. f7 T' r
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
" h8 Q2 c+ E7 Q* YThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". * p% a. r/ r1 J; {
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” N$ s/ @0 Z* ]. w- U/ C; V! u
1 v; G* |4 D h2 ]) F6 c10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ' k3 L- S5 C J; j) F
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
6 H4 P0 E! C: N* aWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
4 c) _1 g5 ^, ?" p* `3 ?" u为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友? |
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