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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ) U% v) c8 s5 R' K3 L4 p& k
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! * a* K" y. K9 n+ o- p3 Z8 q
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. $ u% v2 ]* K! s5 K1 J. u# t
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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! S! O! [5 F0 m$ Y4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
, E" J) s; C" r1 \早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 4 K1 @& y) n. H) p8 o' x& ?
% E" L4 f4 w- G' v, g5 H- \5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
) k! z' B1 `9 N, M2 K漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 8 h" c, E6 p7 Z# k! I
( o6 X+ y- _* t# h+ x. ?% x. R- i6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! * F# `& z" h5 j- I. T
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! : r5 U9 z7 p n3 w! q/ \ A7 ^
* A" M, b8 S/ g" ?7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 9 X* c! c* q. E1 f( s2 H6 _1 N# L5 n
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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; E7 Z$ D8 u9 T$ T8 `& L6 S4 i. y8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.4 ~/ T& p9 E9 v& Y
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
- L3 A1 Z- N- b0 O; i, e( z有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 & f+ w6 @0 \; X1 q$ @+ G3 s7 `& `
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 0 G1 x& Y' C. B( N9 _& s% ]
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 3 c @+ t, B! m* T" Z: V/ _% c6 h8 F, _0 k
, h2 f0 d- {! ^) o2 Q1 w+ O0 W9 K3 o10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... $ _* [! R) {' F; T1 j8 c* H5 O
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……5 v7 Z) j6 O* ]& J7 N
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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