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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
+ V7 Q0 D& D% P$ ]- H, M/ B不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 9 { _! ^4 J: {7 s
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ! Z0 ~1 @6 r8 z B- R& C# [
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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4 h% X( C/ e7 M. j) j/ t% w5 s3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. " P/ b# Y- g& R% n( }6 B1 i
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ & J- u2 z0 V1 C8 M+ l/ _
7 V1 x* [) G/ Y4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
) a9 Y" V; S3 A早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 2 f3 [; F, e8 M9 }) p% l
2 g) }2 o; g( D$ K6 b7 y/ d5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.7 M' ?2 q+ O: J5 a
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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$ c+ n1 `- y w6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! v L7 R+ \+ J# U, y* N& H' g% V
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. * u" a& _1 C0 T# C; r; X6 Q
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
6 l- D5 l2 z1 g& E5 z你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 % p. Z/ J4 J2 i+ @8 o
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. , C4 x D+ B. O, X; b2 A5 M
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 ; x6 }' n$ ^+ D8 n! U0 a" o
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". $ l% w! P! I2 p7 F0 m
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
J; n" O: ]# r F( `3 K每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
( d' y' S% W5 N! `+ f" rWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
7 b1 L5 I4 k: E1 T为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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