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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! / k' B- i, v& L+ Y# B" H0 W6 k
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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7 m. a5 ~( P* x1 M: ]& ^2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 2 s8 o' d \, k: ~
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! # K- L8 h: q) j C' }) T9 R
; X; _) t @3 B" R s. W3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
2 b& c& d2 [7 D9 U; W& y1 V你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! ; q* K) h! F% Y* K" q r6 O# O7 E, D
# s- Y0 t8 h& L4 Z! R# D9 A4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! , _: e! f/ J2 _6 P9 h
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.$ z5 B* [0 q8 e
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 / ^* m! ], D- T u; h( E
" Y& g. ^( t" K1 S6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
: T/ G7 k& z- N u0 K2 n3 S. X不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 8 `4 l Z* m# b! y* }
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
: z' [" c$ r9 `$ `. h) l9 P你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 $ K0 W3 m; y: e; K; w# p! b
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
5 J. q% p& K3 i7 d; z有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 & T9 I# h* J8 l9 A9 A+ S y
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
2 B4 q7 s! O( i* u, n' C% |2 p然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” : {% T1 M9 G+ Z" A
# v# a8 k* q. O6 X7 g% w10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
4 B+ ]. M" a) p, }每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
9 k `4 M/ f" I& Z2 v- o2 PWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? . l3 I; q& ~* z# D
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