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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
0 K1 U' _7 D E# h! E) q不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
7 {. G" G* S7 s5 @0 W这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! " D5 G$ u; b Y3 Q- _9 J) f. b' L
7 t! ]+ V- Z4 I2 q6 K/ |3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
H7 U6 F6 g; H5 J你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
* T9 ?& |+ J4 z8 W" x, u早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! . }* s, G6 g+ k6 |2 y* p
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.# l% }3 d) L) p+ v0 [: e
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 3 h% ]0 p1 u$ ?) B" O: D! J$ e2 D
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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! E- H- O6 X. l( T0 q7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ( b6 b( F' a/ i% t
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 2 U4 @7 C$ Q, n5 G, G g
! Q* x x2 R. f. a8 k( A' C. p8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. / n$ n8 R/ N1 P( {) \, Z) {& G
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 4 z9 ?( c$ T0 I- L2 e
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 7 n2 q9 `. J# i* _( ]
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 2 f. P, `6 r) q8 p# {6 G& l
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
, H, d/ h) j( h% w$ V每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
0 F0 Z7 g& D F2 P* b, B: hWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? 3 D: y/ r9 Y/ e. T* e
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