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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! " G/ z3 y( E! M, R L" o' C% `
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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: z' X1 c3 J) G' A6 O2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! # I b/ t/ L9 a! s
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ - r% E6 Y5 L6 \: _7 O( z& R- D3 `
7 a2 p5 n5 \" u8 U# ?( c8 e3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
" N# x0 [% ]4 }你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
! W6 f8 W' C* j; Y早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.4 J! _, R9 s$ v, c- e
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! $ c% W8 ? j% e* [7 ]+ i0 [
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
( g" f" E( J' _% f4 ~# Q一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 & K z' t; k0 U, g5 O% ~( n
4 a7 `+ A) a9 H4 G) R6 I8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.( W+ {; u, L& C; S2 S! Z0 T* P
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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7 e( {: e2 ?8 _$ J9 [: v. Z9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 3 o+ ^ t& F) G+ }
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 ( K; R% e' d$ {3 j; X
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". ; s! X" |. V m& x; t4 K
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
8 W. v1 d* K$ B& U: U每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
7 P) O; [* G2 i6 e! PWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
5 |3 \2 J" |- i( p% C; R4 M为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友？ |
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