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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
9 L# t/ S4 V3 P3 O4 X不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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1 [$ C: J: M5 n6 r* K, n* o1 O2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
% m0 V9 V9 p; e! m# S9 \& f, }这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 3 Y+ {' K7 {, f) v* u6 d
Y1 u: p. C/ x7 r: i# f# r1 J3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
' g: ?: ^/ t& c( Z6 a0 m/ h& N3 \你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ 8 K* k! |- j: b
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ' ~5 h$ `9 _8 m f$ @6 @
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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9 u4 g3 |+ t* U+ X5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.) D& z7 D# H6 C ^/ D$ T
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ( X U. V/ p. ^5 m
$ Z/ e- B: e: L, G" ^+ y6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
& z' x) g/ I" m4 u不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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( z( N8 I! F% X1 {7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 7 {! R6 R, r( ^: x' u& c1 x
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 * U; p; D o* e2 f/ p
5 t4 ^! O+ v0 A; i% N+ w1 p8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.+ d+ ?2 Y) R& o: d3 e
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 ; b6 ] E0 z* _- d: C- v
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ! G: {5 r- `& b# y4 f
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 6 a" Q: c* \9 N, H" p
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". . W; ]' u( B/ ^* G2 W
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” , Q, `6 `8 j8 M" E# m
" w! q4 W: K: m4 N* s0 P& p: ?5 `10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
- e t" B1 x8 J+ ]% ]每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……6 g( y9 y/ Z7 M/ \9 t
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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