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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! ) z" B, Q2 P6 k3 B) v
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ ) l2 T; h. q. S: q5 }
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
3 U A9 O3 F+ f4 i" X, C A; w这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ - E4 e- l% d; |
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
1 K# j# n% x/ Z, T6 D你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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! ^' F8 Q* J) g1 N+ p/ K9 }" a6 S4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 4 X7 Z6 A( ?5 R: p
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ / |/ x& ?4 s' }$ L8 l5 L. s
7 {+ T+ {6 d W, Z$ `+ z5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
. B R, V: h/ s& [; p7 K* ~漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 4 v5 r2 q% O2 s* O6 ~ T
* k/ D" z# z6 n5 l1 z; o- R3 c6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
( z/ P3 D. H s2 v" r不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ 0 g- F4 O$ X9 K# |" ?& B
+ Z" e4 ^2 q9 H1 ^9 J7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 3 t- x$ j- `! v' r) Z q
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.; B9 @6 p; k9 o
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 9 E6 n) ?3 D, y" S% \1 c
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ( k& `2 `4 Q6 o0 O- _/ g6 B
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
% o T; w% X7 g% n8 cThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". - o/ j9 W z- q @/ i
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” * F( Q7 u; o% X. q+ L
, T& A9 |0 m# V" i10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
7 t' ~# ~4 o1 ]% f; c! o% p4 f每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……' Z1 d9 R7 \0 v
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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