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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
) R% H8 x( |* \1 J+ Q不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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6 I& U& g1 p' t- [: j2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
( l# V8 h' z+ K+ I9 y这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ " N+ V! }' e/ |" Q$ {. e5 Y0 F
" P6 P# e% x9 ~* X3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
; e: i z* L7 z: c你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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/ Y; z; h5 k y4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
3 h8 w3 H: ?2 }' r, M6 e* T早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ . V6 f) R& V! n
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.$ m1 i( h) v m+ u
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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. T: {* t6 D- G5 K6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 0 F; Y- j% N7 q
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
T& V0 O5 h# b. ^7 b8 o; R8 G# Z一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 # ]8 d3 o( Y6 E, j9 u7 ~
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.. n( Q9 N( ^8 c+ {1 z
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 ) \7 |, ]4 A$ y/ d6 g9 J% _0 [
2 r; @' l! j# n! C* {: g9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
7 n. V/ |' J, b0 U5 |, e3 I) ]0 ?有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
9 ~; @$ [/ q3 _, QThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". ; H- t' v6 ^) C5 E' V! V: E! @9 @
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 1 P: s$ z- x# N2 A2 ?& ]8 f
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
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Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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