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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 6 ~! x: D: y# ^
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
* d$ V! c' }9 i# ~. k. o这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ . G2 d; l' x4 {& z
2 _4 A2 N" x9 ?$ h4 l; L3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
0 ~% I- K+ ]( |$ c. j$ I4 m你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
9 X: b. }7 E0 z& {% c早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 6 m3 z; L2 G& w. [- M% S
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.+ o3 V! R: C; I6 E3 a. |1 t
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 9 n0 Q: b; V3 g. O; m
" e, R% k$ A( N. Y6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
3 ~* j) h7 ?9 ?7 d6 B9 N1 L! P不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
0 J* }+ z4 }$ W2 Y一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 7 f5 T& V+ E6 f$ W$ e: o. l" D$ C7 W# r
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
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0 |, l: _- w* t Z9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
* _. i4 ?% W# P有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 , X# e1 ~0 s* A" j2 d1 F
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
$ w9 C/ \" n* t# N然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 5 I6 M7 k3 g; ?7 O" u1 X; W
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... % n2 P9 W) P+ z3 x
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
: F' A' O% j$ d8 I. ^$ xWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? ! H- j1 t/ D% C; j" _8 a, _
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