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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
! r6 H9 U7 {, P0 y( t" {1 ]0 V不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! 8 B2 G6 W, m/ m3 F- A
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! , V$ K0 A! y* @* @( Y
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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* M9 u6 G S! J! b. C7 V. U/ Z3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. : d* G9 H2 p% a' w
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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0 V/ W$ [1 U# h! X6 S: @4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! , M/ Y2 g. ^8 ?( q5 E
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.8 `8 N- i! H3 U+ K* j
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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3 w# Y X: k- K6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! - l& u+ u% U' k8 {+ D4 q
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! 0 p& g8 ^. A3 `" I
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 2 f7 ]1 U1 W+ s* R# w4 i p
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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9 l7 }9 X+ N, v* H8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
6 i6 w0 g3 I3 I# u# D$ c你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 / f$ P# w- ^/ O9 l: o! u) g
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
1 `5 N2 \1 _6 M有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 9 t8 K3 ~2 R4 d4 ]3 a
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
! ?" C" ~# h3 I8 u: u2 {# s7 Z o! z然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” ) Z. M+ \6 Q: c/ [8 r3 l9 H5 X
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... / N2 p7 q; O; _ j
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……( |2 r2 k8 K6 h; C* B
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? : B/ Y% _1 S* A
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