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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
m2 ^& c3 T/ A不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
5 F% e, r# R$ k6 K, K- K这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! * ]6 k6 g$ K* S( o/ {
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
% {" E% L6 y- I9 D9 @9 i& m你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
e' u$ s/ K. ^, o' n) u6 @早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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! ^$ z: I4 |$ B- O- {5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
2 T. {: o2 C9 }: }4 e9 E8 h1 W. k9 R漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! % ~) M9 V k. X& T, ~& `0 A
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看! 5 t4 s/ x G0 S, H8 H5 U
5 k% c) U" x7 P8 Y9 a: E7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
8 i$ \, S/ K: A. Y: j8 O一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 S$ Q; P/ X3 @4 ?/ _
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
& y' @4 r1 J; y! d你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
4 |* n! X7 b% S1 l* ]" k有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
! z4 [- q# V: S$ `; sThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
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6 l# a* g ?, l9 h- C& o6 \10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
. |1 G B! F. U, P! _# q5 N每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
) v' S3 D6 t+ W3 @Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 3 P% P+ E3 {6 j5 U6 K/ w2 a
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