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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
0 v; V F% n) B不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
; A1 u( {( V( H& y3 k/ i; p* Q! ?这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! % }2 h8 {) M6 z" t8 k7 o
8 T4 r) e( M% y+ i+ N! B3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ' P( M# U" q; b' D+ g7 u2 L: v
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
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* {+ `1 @% \) i( R( u6 A- s# Z4 a4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
7 P1 I& U/ q" D5 r l& s2 V早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 9 X8 U2 h' F( ]; O) w1 B! h7 m
% l m3 _9 M5 H# |5 b4 r3 {+ C, c5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.) P- a% |7 }! Q
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 % D* @, E: }9 ?6 v0 |
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 8 p0 C6 R7 [ m
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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) |6 V& Z* p8 {/ c7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 3 d* ~0 g/ d, I6 [& s4 x4 K
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 # o" {0 B5 S1 ~( K0 z; J3 x
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.6 P g' o! W# s& [! E
你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 2 g: W& a& N5 {" L7 X) x- s3 G
0 D' r4 o. Q! q; f. F' O" r9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
# }/ g; J2 o- h5 e& {. @( @9 Z有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
7 g9 A2 v1 V1 `) K) sThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". ' @. \$ C6 G/ m( S/ V
然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” # D/ L" h) y- p1 p
: }% Y0 A( \8 f0 Z10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
, h3 U3 e5 t- F- j( t每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
5 z* V1 l' |# eWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? ! q0 m( d- ~9 m- L' e
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