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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! + C' W. k7 ]$ f5 F1 D y/ G
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
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/ D1 t3 z3 N' k4 `% g2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 6 r2 C0 s( r* \9 H! F0 V' t6 f
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
' a7 P0 C9 q& [' a- ?5 ~你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! ) D) w! a o+ Z6 r( \5 i- l4 z
8 I3 \ l' \3 c* N3 Z- a0 N4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
5 p9 E% R, r7 T! q( d早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去! 9 E) j. H" r6 |3 G7 n
) [( W" y/ L+ f& q2 d5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.- ~( R5 m* F: A* A* g$ L( G4 r# [
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ; r9 h% e5 |) ~3 _ B6 Q
! L/ J# C$ T/ V* M- h9 p, f# |: ]6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 0 _7 E( X! g5 i+ F: z1 s
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
2 _* M: V* P7 \! \3 F3 F一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
3 v1 y) ?4 T9 x: v8 W1 @- b你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。 6 C3 n5 }1 {$ @( F' K- ~3 v$ i
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 4 ]; M# Q) V2 c) a8 V! u/ l
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 - p" U' D+ G* s' Y& M% j
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
+ w- Y) x4 H& N+ n7 ]! R然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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/ }0 g& r; P' M5 ~: c) U10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ; ~& S5 d$ ?+ `( B; q/ {
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
/ |( P! o2 L, v0 B; N G8 qWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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