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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 0 X5 [/ b. C6 ~3 E) @
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! - _6 B; O2 k4 N) L
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 8 T8 g6 ^, n; e
0 h' X3 a- Z+ R M3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
% {( r; ]" s3 r6 G k& j6 ]7 V你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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3 K3 v+ P, {; F4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! * r/ C! J( Q% o. u- `
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
$ B. J' {' |6 \: P& @8 d1 a# P漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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6 |( ^9 m6 D/ [/ {" e6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 0 D; X! s/ H3 g+ b
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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$ W3 ]$ c3 i) u2 w: J+ N7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
5 K1 M" Z( q( G一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ; u& u- @) B9 B" D8 K# P3 t$ Q
" S+ F9 s3 `9 j/ B7 a8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
7 c8 \: p% w; K& X; A你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。
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7 [$ q% R. ?) q5 V& [4 p8 C5 c9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 6 g( |/ Y+ C: b
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
+ F# j; y, Q9 T( |5 u" }Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 0 H9 a, \+ m5 a
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” + e5 [2 x4 Q$ { P4 e% F6 d+ u
+ S u! f! F$ B/ {0 x) T10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
' y/ a, {. E3 _8 H. x7 x: g$ J3 ]每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……& y& U- M0 t8 ]/ o- X$ W! K6 M
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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