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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
# D: ~1 s- r4 g* v" U4 \不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ ; V* \. t d; W0 M4 x2 i7 s3 U6 L9 i
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! . z2 t4 p% ^% ^" k# }
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
- C0 @1 r2 L% M) n. @# i你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ) K4 n$ | f+ x" F
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 7 b3 {# a3 R. ^; r
% T+ v ^- b! \" \7 K3 e9 E5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
/ i: m3 e# D- {0 c漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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" N( E8 n& S4 y6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
0 z& X6 e7 Z6 `不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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) e1 \" v }$ x* P$ ?$ S: V7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 5 B* i7 R, T, j t6 p5 y& k
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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- X. L8 v- W$ a6 l+ l8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
. h+ m5 c$ z. X你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 0 R3 t% _' @* m3 l
& `* l: l5 C# k5 x5 h" X9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. # b) l" z7 R h# q& |* R" }
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
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然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 8 M r# g' L9 M1 O
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
C2 }: }$ g3 H9 Y每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……9 E" `3 ]; [( c# y3 F Z6 x
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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