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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
8 O. ?+ j7 I, o* Y+ x; }; z不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ % m5 }8 A$ Q6 `1 l
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
8 ^3 a; o8 f9 P1 W4 [5 ?这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
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7 K7 d& N9 d. n7 f" _# h8 M3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
" f T1 I2 m; h# K& D% _4 v" ], ]你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ) l7 B! f, V6 @5 A! l: G' @5 y
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
: d7 G6 |: `+ U0 {6 L. G0 z& ?漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 ; M1 @0 T! w9 o7 p+ n
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
2 i6 G3 ~5 w. H6 N不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ) S3 F+ j9 z# V2 {8 G
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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, b" L# B3 v: W8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.5 x: x1 ?6 `* D! W3 o- @; I
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 6 i' e+ o. U' }6 d8 Y+ }
: Y* H9 l/ n# y0 F: ^" W9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. - i6 F/ i% F. t4 m" k
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
$ V, A% s, I6 a0 ~8 L( {. LThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 1 U& s, D/ @3 \6 F" W# X' T
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” " W3 e+ Z3 D' e; |
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
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Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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