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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
& f8 q& a2 r- u/ q1 H/ c) x+ j+ j不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ ) s H G8 t G5 w2 J4 I+ {+ @ X
/ m' }+ s6 l! Q) v9 _2 P2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
1 `# Z- f( x, h1 Q这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ " s/ {3 H0 y% L9 o2 B* ]) |, e
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 1 p: D7 F' }3 y# F
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
( ^: A _ t" |* P0 D早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！ 5 s3 C# m& }4 z7 p7 s1 x
5 E' v6 H9 s" Y( t+ T4 c5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
) Z/ O- @- M6 L1 V4 k* ]" m漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
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* P, P" y' `8 B6 A" k, m0 |6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 9 h. a( k G0 ^. `6 Z
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！ ; I1 |) F, j& ?3 u
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. # @2 x0 c c+ ~. X- j
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。
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b6 a) L2 u1 G/ Q& ~! |8 L8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
7 e! N0 W7 ^! R. p8 k$ g4 i, U你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 / N* L* j1 N3 n" k4 p
+ ~( u' L, |8 a0 {1 T( C& s9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ) H! X6 z& q0 w K. t9 z& z' D
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
- Q, V* O( @# e* z$ G% |0 sThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". , @' O9 ~2 [; [2 u" G
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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" h& t! _; }( L* W' f1 c10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 9 y/ G+ w: C2 W+ D* `& v1 Z( \2 I
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
/ c9 g8 K4 |- p9 cWhy should I be the only to suffer...??
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