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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! $ s M% Y- S5 }9 B* U u0 y& W- y
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ * O# ]4 p( v0 o* P* Q' F
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2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
; ]# E, h5 k7 q) x这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ & p0 \- C4 E9 d: M5 X+ Y1 K
0 ?5 n+ w$ e# d8 P* n, X5 x3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
# ]2 g1 `- _0 F! }- O你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！ - z8 ], s! k7 u) V
" b* X- J' e) d3 C ]4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ; y [. w% d1 H
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.* |3 z5 s% A% [5 l9 o; E
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 2 B$ u7 x! v, }4 u. s. z g
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! + S* C2 V7 t" y$ [5 T
不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
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7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. + P% @" j3 E0 v A" i
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。 ( z8 S( W' G( |% b
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8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.' l* U6 ~7 J5 k
你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。 + [/ p. ~3 l3 N5 [
7 x5 W* i- q/ u4 ^% X9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. $ r T2 h2 W( `0 }. O7 t
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 1 S' x& t3 Y( ^) H
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
/ i3 k' d, j' c; g! y然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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9 }, j! [( h) }, \10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... 8 N% U( n2 V% ]* y
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……2 }. C) Y) k/ L5 g
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
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