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世上最强中式英语

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发表于 2009-2-22 14:13:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who? 0 f# g4 p, N. P* r* o% g
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
- b  r/ j  w7 Y. ?7 }怎么是你,怎么老是你? & S8 x) d2 g) G  Q, i+ O. K
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 6 O5 ]- }/ I, @! p
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 7 c3 V. E) ]6 M; f  t5 {: Z
  
0 Y+ a" G; Y- }1 I: @4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! ) Z/ q3 l" }7 P3 \& ]% d
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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6 m' K3 F. |. W2 W& X3 `* `6 W5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 8 J: s' P" R( l& V
有事起奏,无事退朝 ! S8 y+ r! {1 p* s4 o7 z$ d  k
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6.you me you me
( g6 A% S- X8 ^' d% ^" v4 \彼此彼此 0 X5 x6 B  c( \
  
3 p& q$ Y* }; d5 Q0 F/ C7 g  s! }7.You Give Me Stop!!
5 B* i, _0 H6 M# E  m3 \0 X你给我站住! % x  `0 P" ]4 s) U$ u% S( y
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8.know is know noknow is noknow # I% p: f5 E5 k3 z2 g
知之为知之,不知为不知…   {4 D' I, c3 h
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9.WATCH SISTER / U) S4 d. [! ^. ?1 `5 L
表妹
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( `* X+ E; ?. V10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! ; n0 X- }5 H/ M' a. M" h7 o; a- a
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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, m( _3 i! T. i2 K# b& N11.American Chinese not enough ( g- D3 v. n' A' U% [! N- l
美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
) l2 d0 Z1 z/ x车祸现场描述:一个车子来了,一个车子走,两个车子砰砰,人死了
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% n4 f$ T4 G7 `1 N% v& b13.heart flower angry open 0 W* V3 z% k& o. r- {
心花怒放
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$ o3 G: o: }% O" C  f3 ?14.go past no mistake past , |( u* f- v" P/ j' Z
走过路过,不要错过
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5 C& o) b! q2 X( `15.小明:I am sorry! 5 q9 d! |4 _( }6 l- E% d
老外:I am sorry too!
' X- X- C8 ?0 J小明:I am sorry three! & c8 d, N8 r. q' [* T5 E
老外:What are you sorry for? $ v8 v; b& c$ Q, }% N
小明:I am sorry five! - }5 @* {# H+ G+ f

* K2 t/ i$ Z( f" @! F16.If you want money,I have no; / ?" z' V) u& F) H
if you want life,I have one! 9 H: `$ }- M! F( J! J
要钱没有,要命一条 % n, u0 j# f$ `6 `5 c, j2 `
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. & O( o, f$ w! d3 Q' H
我叫李老大,今年25。 ; {# G0 c; k" C5 T/ C# d; d& g
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18.you have two down son。
8 E: D& t. u. `/ F! s- j你有两下子。 5 i/ o4 U- ^! f+ H
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19.as far as you go to die 1 P! B) U% t: M; M/ W
有多远,死多远!! 4 U3 a6 V3 h( @8 |9 b
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
5 L4 a% B% Y6 z给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 ; x& }; U% f- z8 O0 t) m% R% |+ a9 s
  
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People mountain and people sea. 0 B; c9 [9 V# ?' G$ H8 U, r' Z
人山人海
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seven up eight down / A! A/ t; L. X4 u
七上八下
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爱谁谁
8 F* f0 e* F& olove who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到) : r. `- a" X& n* K. L6 r6 Z
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不三不四
$ v$ F6 h" f: p8 y. pno three no four
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) O5 Z  [* c4 i, d: {做早操:do morning  * * * *
7 \) h. I& j  q做课间操:do class between * * * * ) W4 w2 p7 X; s
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! N$ r9 L$ o/ @) F' r( I' K一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
1 c! I/ m; o2 @- o3 ]. Q3 P# g一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)   j; _" n' a6 x0 z% r( A- G5 U$ V

0 I$ c# z/ C6 H" I雇主 how much do you want a month? - f' {4 K. [5 Q- M& {) B' T
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you $ \% x" h! N" [4 }$ j
800块, 吃你的,住你的 " `: o7 h. [9 Y, e

& N% h$ z, Q4 s7 d* pgood good study, day day up
3 t) ^4 K" T3 N8 T好好学习 天天向上 # H  w) @: w% S, H' x/ i  c
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open yellow gun
4 A$ g0 \4 g$ j) ]; h0 Z开簧腔 : w/ H- G( p( I: ~% L6 z+ e& g

$ G& M' X8 b/ F+ @you give me remember 5 @% P+ E6 K; u: ^* b( ]* l
你给我记着
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/ c- x3 S/ Q8 I! qgo your mother's - y+ r- T$ U: A
去你母亲的
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