世上最强中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
) ?$ b( j% x. i+ X咱俩谁跟谁阿
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! e! T1 Y0 q3 m+ i0 B4 x- B$ F1 Q2．how are you ? how old are you?
3 V+ ]! X8 q9 L* Z0 b* v+ @怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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! z1 F( \; c* y. c( A1 }3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
6 P0 c) U" r9 o8 ]$ ~( O$ f5 A你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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8 u4 ?% Q# P/ s$ `  e$ G4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
) R+ V; v9 y7 g( S2 @" z你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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* ^3 s0 Q5 S9 T9 W5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
/ q3 m3 I) i8 c; K, G有事起奏，无事退朝
　　
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
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3 x& M3 O: F& n- _7 x4 u& w; Z7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
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: M5 t# M! ^8 W: `( E8．know is know noknow is noknow
# ^+ ]* Q! N" F知之为知之，不知为不知…
　　
9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
6 @1 L- z" |# ]+ l7 h$ g" E龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
3 j4 t& s- L4 f2 t美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
( o$ q3 j+ P. X. J# K车祸现场描述：一个车子来了，一个车子走，两个车子砰砰，人死了
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13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
* o2 E% e7 J0 M9 ^/ j1 o* E走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
% ]6 y. C, D7 x% N. J小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
& z2 ^, M# S4 g: M9 d) c1 dif you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
　　
7 \2 F& W3 H* n- ^" x17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
( d' l6 T% y$ g# z( }我叫李老大，今年25。

3 t8 L# X4 z" C/ l; Q18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
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3 a6 H8 Q' [0 o7 c19．as far as you go to die
9 v! s* R' I" ]8 C; V有多远，死多远！！

20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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补充：
People mountain and people sea.
7 A( l- c6 W1 D  I. l& ]% i人山人海
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seven up eight down
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爱谁谁
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到）

* y- m! j: }6 D+ {1 {( Q不三不四
1 ~2 ]# h" A/ e# hno three no four

做早操:do morning  * * * *
) R! o& T6 O" B# b7 P做课间操:do class between * * * *
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: O8 E+ G9 L; Q" n3 c一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）

雇主 how much do you want a month?
% \/ U' @+ g5 X$ e9 I/ M1 O保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
; S$ f( J( r: F800块， 吃你的，住你的
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good good study, day day up
好好学习 天天向上

open yellow gun
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' C9 q' }/ ^7 h3 Oyou give me remember
你给我记着

9 k6 ?* J& a8 e" Y0 z- hgo your mother's
去你母亲的