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世上最强中式英语

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发表于 2009-2-22 14:13:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who? ( R/ E7 o: [7 ^- z4 [2 M
咱俩谁跟谁阿 + d8 Z5 A0 o# N
  
' j5 Z+ ~  t7 `! F- P  C9 r2.how are you ? how old are you? + N6 Q) K4 S/ p1 O: W) t8 S
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 7 q- p( n% o8 ~% B6 o
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 # N' n0 _. {" e; ]
  
, @; @1 N, g6 P1 l6 X" j4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
! q3 v$ K+ j$ [- p9 v你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 0 r$ W4 L; A1 y0 A$ ?* P6 H0 w) b
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
0 A; ?1 I' L. G6 C/ [有事起奏,无事退朝
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( ?2 _, ?+ `: O( ?) l$ p6.you me you me
0 N! `# t1 [0 M2 W& i1 V彼此彼此 , c, W" q" t. a# K# `
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7.You Give Me Stop!! + h8 o  B* {# V) ], x: z
你给我站住!
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* q7 c* Y0 e& c" p7 |8.know is know noknow is noknow
* q9 }8 c4 y0 ^! r0 x知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER ) v# F1 ]+ D0 J+ a; b3 [
表妹
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9 J  Q1 I0 d5 B* R3 M10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! * X+ Z% |- `8 d0 Q! X4 J7 W
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 9 d+ o- i9 m6 G( ^( Q
  
5 r+ N/ V. L8 f11.American Chinese not enough
( d! p% h) R7 \8 r# j3 S7 A8 S美中不足   |+ l6 n. T/ v5 t) H
  
" O  r, T4 h" N# T3 x# H, e1 n8 t12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die + S' y' x/ p0 X8 x
车祸现场描述:一个车子来了,一个车子走,两个车子砰砰,人死了 2 ?7 W4 U$ V2 k
  
1 U  Z8 J. A; p13.heart flower angry open
. S& U# R8 a8 W: H2 \1 F! l% ^心花怒放 , A, m2 n8 d. _8 @- ~
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14.go past no mistake past + Z, G+ U! P5 J, d6 }1 H; ]
走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry!
+ q! ]4 F3 P, W( R8 \" b, l# v  C老外:I am sorry too! 6 u1 }( v, M, j
小明:I am sorry three!
: t9 N. V: f" T, [  y! k( r老外:What are you sorry for?
9 \4 l: F2 t( \5 p小明:I am sorry five! / f% K2 I. G5 L5 |$ ?8 J9 e/ P: e

/ s3 p5 f. Q! K: @8 h9 Z2 I16.If you want money,I have no; 9 b# C2 m; a+ E- B7 _
if you want life,I have one!
3 a: n' n3 H0 k要钱没有,要命一条
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/ ~% d# }0 l2 s( n* |% _17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
( a1 T9 ~6 N! y  u- E- p4 c7 u我叫李老大,今年25。 7 M- @3 [- Z6 k. {
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18.you have two down son。
2 [1 B/ g9 V+ y" k. q0 P- V) ]你有两下子。
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, Z* e" _- h( L6 c19.as far as you go to die 5 L( K' \! e: f5 g) t, M
有多远,死多远!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
$ I* p" o- G; \8 e' ~给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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# o& {5 H9 T$ s& X8 M补充:
) }& `. i$ g% z' @People mountain and people sea. / B5 N/ n0 K1 |3 v" I
人山人海 , u0 a1 u7 @* F8 {
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seven up eight down
7 _, X3 j6 H! n& M七上八下
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5 g$ A, b# `, G- ?7 H0 F. G! j爱谁谁
/ V) @6 ^- F) X- u) F3 r. flove who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到) ( W/ R, t( w. t# s! l
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不三不四 8 j0 H! S' q: F8 B
no three no four + \8 n, A2 o. G  W( @
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做早操:do morning  * * * *
6 G8 ]2 ^! v# P, `" }# Y6 m+ }4 x做课间操:do class between * * * *
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- @; ~0 Z0 k. c% i一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) + p- t9 C( B" J) T9 d5 @4 r6 A
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!) - }2 P( @& r( A# x  U0 ]

' x9 D% T7 Y1 o" n雇主 how much do you want a month?
. ^( r7 ^% y4 I3 \4 H1 n: g保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you ) u* H6 ?8 U; x9 Z
800块, 吃你的,住你的 4 [1 C! a" y/ M$ D+ n; w; J
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good good study, day day up - q  x$ {/ ^5 n$ i4 E
好好学习 天天向上 9 @5 g! l* G. ^; l7 v) I, Y2 V

4 d( `7 L" t6 P6 X) ~) r+ yopen yellow gun # W# y" I2 T9 _$ p4 z
开簧腔
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you give me remember   Z# I$ D- z% G
你给我记着 5 _' {5 _2 d, u

3 x+ C4 R6 Y$ sgo your mother's ! ~8 U  e/ K$ S$ i- {
去你母亲的
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