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发表于 2009-2-22 14:13:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who? ) t" Y; _# H* x( s5 f
咱俩谁跟谁阿 # @5 s, K. e2 H+ }8 `$ L
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
7 r0 a1 F9 d5 Q/ \% j怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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. I' h- q' ?1 d5 m& {3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
! J/ U0 E% A* s5 B你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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) @3 ?& J" O* G- {0 _4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 9 M- k1 V1 m8 ~( G7 }6 p0 l
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 3 L& X4 h9 B" i

/ [! ~8 T% I2 ~2 t1 S5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! , Q; l3 O# ?+ g. `1 I8 n" Z: k: ?% s
有事起奏,无事退朝 ! y& _2 G1 A! Q; \
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6.you me you me & S% L$ I$ ?  A) h
彼此彼此 9 B0 K# p% X, P8 Z; Z
  
/ ?3 n/ s2 b$ H6 L  a1 |4 L7.You Give Me Stop!! : k; `1 v5 K; Q9 Q: _4 K
你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow 0 U( {  V8 h) I) x+ h$ o
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
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/ j$ }. X9 k. {10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
6 H8 ^) h% p% c龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! ! z; Y  s8 v% J: |
  
* T0 Q+ R+ N7 [& v/ A/ O9 b+ I11.American Chinese not enough 8 y+ ]2 H7 P' |6 t/ A) i
美中不足 ( C6 ]5 o8 F0 u
  
" I. ~7 G- d: m( }  t, b12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 6 D- `  p: h1 q  c( }
车祸现场描述:一个车子来了,一个车子走,两个车子砰砰,人死了
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" M; ?  l! J5 o13.heart flower angry open
/ t6 v. f# ~& u* c6 U+ {心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past 1 _) b& C, E! B$ ^5 H- t
走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry! ( l# \9 `0 G0 e% D; S
老外:I am sorry too! 0 _* q- i/ y$ Z) H
小明:I am sorry three! 2 R" t8 p7 X8 c: S* t
老外:What are you sorry for? 8 }& j9 ]7 v, h" C6 y' {
小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no; ( S8 D) B' ~+ M5 L7 t
if you want life,I have one! 4 V. n0 S2 `% G' |- \% j% n$ U5 U  r  ~
要钱没有,要命一条 6 ^/ J  j5 f8 s' y  u! Y
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
$ d& X9 Z" \% [4 X: w# T$ j我叫李老大,今年25。 3 l& U5 b, ^1 ~) X
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18.you have two down son。
; I& [+ \3 t, x5 Z2 E你有两下子。 , p/ o! k" x+ R
  
* r5 J% m2 }! Y3 G- M+ G( A9 R3 q* V19.as far as you go to die
# R& b% Y) G; ?6 \3 U# |有多远,死多远!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
( j! {9 y+ v. D" P! @给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 0 P% n; W; {) u7 A" ]6 z  D
  
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People mountain and people sea.
% h5 E5 X3 c! T9 Z人山人海 ; P! I5 u8 R) J$ M, a/ [3 D) z
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seven up eight down
* y5 K% K3 Q+ Z; h七上八下
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爱谁谁 ) k8 ]  T/ X" E* g5 y  K
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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, H+ v& u# Y) pno three no four
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. Z+ ~$ ]4 s( Q# j4 q! Q$ I# ?" e% R做早操:do morning  * * * * # [& I+ T: C! N5 ~
做课间操:do class between * * * * " R5 q) t- O) N3 D3 k, W
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) 4 X" f* r9 a! [) k
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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雇主 how much do you want a month? 6 t$ x; ]$ C* A6 x& x
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you * {" f  p1 e- `( y+ f
800块, 吃你的,住你的
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- A" [7 Q- F- Q& x/ E; t: }. R0 tgood good study, day day up $ d3 D+ ~( s5 w
好好学习 天天向上 * C9 l2 _* \! b$ j: `; C+ ], W6 d
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open yellow gun " O8 B" m' c# t" ]. `
开簧腔
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you give me remember
2 {; q2 Z/ i- h你给我记着
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5 Q: \5 G  f; p4 M4 bgo your mother's
, z1 P; o8 g* I' m去你母亲的
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