最牛b的翻译！笑傻我了

沪西人家

1.we two who and who？
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咱俩谁跟谁阿

' g# T: _+ h5 b( {2．how are you ? how old are you?
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. B, z# o, D7 P' p" N+ B. d　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？


3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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　　你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你

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- y" Y% m; c; ^$ p4 ]2 `/ [6 z7 q4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！
together up ！
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& A, G# c$ }# d4 M3 U+ U　　 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you
have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!


　　有事起奏，无事退朝

2 U( s" Q( Y4 L$ p6．you me you me
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* L+ P- p6 I( m8 }　　 彼此彼此
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7．You Give
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2 z0 l. P* _: N5 L　　 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow

　　
知之为知之， 不知为不 知...

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　　 表妹
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10．dragon born
dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!!
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　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
: \9 G4 H. r9 a9 B11．American Chinese not enough
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　　美中不 足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
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# m# s7 f- q4 ^$ F) ^　　心花怒放
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2 E1 \; F; s, C  q14．go past no
mistake past
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+ t, R, l6 J' o4 ~7 |' f　　 走过路过， 不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!
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7 Z, }- r1 s, X% h' \) j( |1 ?* v　　 老外：I am
$ W" o# l) ~& |" X2 Xsorry too!

( M; t. z! Y3 j　　小明：I am sorry three!
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4 M% v2 Y, |& a8 b/ u# O0 O　　 老外：What are you sorry for?


" x  N& r1 D. R0 k- b! D　　小明：I am sorry five!
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life,I have one!
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$ x* b. h$ {- d" O/ f　　 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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1 C9 v  {# a$ c. b% v+ G& L3 h9 X　　我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。

　　你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
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1 y) L; c' [! D- }8 n6 N　　有多远，死多远！！！！
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  {/ C* \6 f+ e* u# c+ A+ e. z20．I give you
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　　 给你脸你不
要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸