加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
9 C+ [/ K9 X1 B1 U钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
9 h5 c2 X* g$ x+ Q1 z- Q  C0 ^One should love animals. They are
( @/ X2 C' b# R8 O6 N/ yso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
3 ?/ p$ z7 U$ [! N0 `girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
9 L' f# g1 p$ B: `- Vtwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
" S. P* n: S6 }! yEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 M. o  [# _+ y! V$ b, y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
0 x, u/ W1 v4 K0 lThe wise
- k. K8 n  i% m  h5 D; C  anever marry, And when they marry they become
7 Z5 C9 {" Z7 X5 q- t6 i5 {+ Jotherwise.
( }5 X4 ?3 j3 `% a, v; l" v聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
& a" T  R, X+ B7 i0 O$ mmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
  {: u5 N$ X" j$ ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
3 b5 s) E( F0 e, o' _Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
' V, J2 a$ L, {, ~& @4 m; }, t0 q' echildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
* f# R( M, R' _dreams.” So go to sleep.
+ Z# R/ ?- s( S* k' \“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
: Z! v' e4 t1 m3 I% e1 J! Xbetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
$ Q; H- V6 @8 c- m* N应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
6 j4 {- i1 Z# d7 E' h4 dBut why take the risk?
. s$ s. h6 v8 `6 E  n+ E. B- W. v努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
8 @9 i2 v; g8 y$ x  j# jlook at it for hours!
" L( j/ q  K0 V9 k0 J: P- P工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
/ R; P9 {/ _  k2 `God made relatives; Thank God we
6 y) r4 n( J- k. ecan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
* W  z7 @7 F, h2 r. {9 |5 qWhen two’s
* \3 r7 n& j2 I; e5 V) xcompany, three’s the result!
$ z/ N' A4 W( X( O3 }% G两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
5 Z5 M- N- j* _2 \# o4 cfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
$ z. m* R2 u  H- w. b3 |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
) _) i% G8 Z# i* X: S, U4 b0 sThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
  g0 B- q6 h8 h/ j. ]% IThe more you forget, the less you
$ h+ ?3 z# E/ \: R7 G$ ^0 ]know. So why bother to learn.
' X, f# W, o0 C# y; ~4 v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
: `/ x) L4 R4 O& \/ y4 v为什么学来着