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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
  U! X. G% [" N7 {. gMastercard & Visa.3 l9 D+ `, z9 ?0 d/ D; J# r
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
) ^6 ]- p" j8 r* bOne should love animals. They are
$ R& {5 G# S5 f. bso tasty.
) [- |7 ^( k2 P: T2 @. O每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
: i# i" `" [9 h# tSave water. Shower with your
1 p4 w! Q5 R' B1 ]; M$ X1 @girlfriend.
( a$ ~7 Y2 `& b4 T$ N0 d! ~要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。- q' N$ f& z1 K
Love the neighbor. But don’t get - P" f- i% N. [8 C6 p8 ?: d3 T" x- B
caught.0 H& g$ g/ V; H* D) l
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。, e2 ~& s3 v9 l
Behind every successful man, there is a
! y2 S6 U( n# E7 N" e. G0 xman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) _, |+ h8 J  q6 Z" d0 Ttwo.
1 K' R6 j" }$ U0 z每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
! I5 Z% G" l0 m  o$ X  m" x  H5 rEvery man should marry. After all, . Q5 a+ `8 D9 w1 y, `  w
happiness is not the only thing in life.. f7 h! a2 f% r* _
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
: L9 [. ^3 W# t8 pThe wise 5 _, C- r  o$ M& @2 P- A: U2 r' C
never marry, And when they marry they become
+ _6 V" J4 X3 ^7 Dotherwise.
3 }8 I" |4 _, F* {1 s/ r- r7 B聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。2 ~2 D* B* t& L7 a
Success is a relative term. It brings so ! y2 i( I! C9 p; J( r2 c
many relatives.
3 f; ~2 H. V+ Z4 W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。* F. ]! L" p" J  d
Never put off the work till 9 [3 i; v: C8 e* y1 v
tomorrow what you can put off today./ Q! c7 s+ j, G  H- P" h  I! x
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。. H" g: ~# c0 w) Y& P- `  ~; e
Love is
. b, _  [) z  s" F/ dphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.$ r' R& X+ w2 G3 j* @  L* t3 R
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
; t: q! Z  M8 k5 P7 XChildren in 0 Q; z* @' j& U7 L6 E9 t# B
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ) j# D  ~! X1 p
children.) w  C" i- p" T; Z4 |2 h
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 V5 ~& R6 H) z6 @/ e“Your future depends on your
# g( v) Z0 l5 U  j  w. V% ^; [' cdreams.” So go to sleep.! U/ g( ?* E3 \6 B. {+ j
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。/ u+ o* _5 W" ^  C
There should be a
) H- l& }) f9 `- {4 L- ~better way to start a day than waking up every
' b) P* q1 p" b; fmorning.( o- A, ]  }) s! \8 E
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
) E. t  _1 ~5 h" C' X4 _7 M, y: k“Hard work never killed anybody.“
$ z3 `$ g3 T1 U! G( D, S+ A8 \( FBut why take the risk?( x' [4 ]+ Q# q% f
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。/ V7 \$ d$ h1 V& e' B
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
$ ?7 ]) |+ p$ a. P3 F8 rlook at it for hours!
( t! m; S+ T7 }5 Y工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
+ x( H9 O* L  y# B. D' aGod made relatives; Thank God we 5 B$ L; v1 g) b& v2 ]
can choose our friends." ^. V- F$ M* N- r/ d
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/ _; G$ h* Y+ ~, lWhen two’s 9 D8 [! B8 e# X9 l
company, three’s the result!
) e9 d/ X  B( w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
: H6 s: f+ J2 eA dress is like a barbed
) ?& F) x4 u0 H% ^; s/ y' pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
- r- S- a# M7 U& Z  [; ]5 c: Kview.
9 S+ u' Y3 o. R# T9 h, F; Q! h! E服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
2 ]+ t& V5 Y* t1 d& W8 [) p1 zThe more you learn, the more you know, ) `9 p; ?  u! K0 M; O* J
The more you know, the more you forget.# S) F2 ]3 F2 M9 l
The more you forget, the less you
! T4 ?8 w) L3 ^% i# ~* ?know. So why bother to learn.9 z' v2 e' J* I
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
% [1 B% v' @' P+ \为什么学来着
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