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Money is not everything. There’s ; l1 _$ k/ f0 Z9 A( `9 v
Mastercard & Visa.
9 _# ^( R) v& w6 r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。9 E2 c+ o9 |$ R
One should love animals. They are
% O! x1 I* b" B4 J7 xso tasty.
. _* h# a4 c6 F& u, D3 ~$ i每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
% E" L6 Y: I7 w( ?) n# t3 l) B, W4 [; [Save water. Shower with your 5 }, z: [9 y: R
girlfriend.
; m. k0 i# H' Y3 a8 ^! l要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 ~9 h5 m' l7 x: n7 T# I" c3 l
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
$ Z# L! U4 h0 Scaught.
5 f( O' C2 Y* e7 z5 I9 s* @要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
! }& j5 Q% k4 R; ]$ E S$ \6 ~Behind every successful man, there is a 7 g2 f( m' K ~8 y% H' x2 p, s
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are * n$ u" y! n9 a2 u4 }- B
two.
$ Q- ]& N$ w' \( |5 }2 _每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。1 [+ H2 a, y. T0 Z
Every man should marry. After all,
8 l& y% ?0 T2 ]' P2 w% o! f5 lhappiness is not the only thing in life.8 y; P* s& G& _9 O
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
, y2 ?8 [ K+ _8 u: T# X ] Z2 AThe wise
1 v4 {: n% Q/ }4 J* [never marry, And when they marry they become 1 g1 Z1 S! f- V4 K; F! m
otherwise.
6 w" V; Y. _! V. R! c. M% S3 E9 v聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
: @( S4 Q0 m1 o( \/ YSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
3 s! E6 `/ z" j3 s% ?many relatives.$ k* a, p5 K" `$ t6 R( m
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
4 U& U( K' P# p, dNever put off the work till
0 Z& {, H4 n! }" T2 D0 o( i! u5 Z" @tomorrow what you can put off today.. G" q2 w/ ^+ W! S* q' @5 J z' _
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。2 @4 f( h' \0 g9 ?/ b S" H; E
Love is ( z L' c$ r1 F! b' J8 z3 I0 K2 L6 k
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. l/ m4 m* l8 i+ i9 u
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。# d7 L; o8 Q5 `$ a
Children in
: `+ C. w0 f2 @3 r' Bbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause - T5 [ k* P4 n0 M* S) r2 l
children.
7 M* M( o/ D: j3 w% r后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
' v! ?7 o9 o( m9 I“Your future depends on your : @! W s; ~. G$ U
dreams.” So go to sleep.! j1 w5 M9 F0 g* r6 Z5 Z' {4 T! J
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。+ X/ K. @% z# r4 j$ s/ \
There should be a 6 o. o+ L( e, n* ?* J
better way to start a day than waking up every
& f0 C- A/ S* I8 P' F5 A: Kmorning.6 `1 u$ [7 u9 K# N4 T9 n7 i) o! F4 S
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
+ ^7 ~3 t+ X# }“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 b0 P: } j& O8 Z$ BBut why take the risk?
) @+ H( S$ z. @ ]8 j3 j努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: r; K: q/ H4 N/ ~ [: w+ P“Work fascinates me.“ I can
6 q8 G/ f: E. Nlook at it for hours!
4 B2 x! v, I2 r1 V# ?" {, ^工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
" U0 K/ V4 d" r5 g2 tGod made relatives; Thank God we
3 ]6 m% D3 e* c7 T- ]) {+ ^can choose our friends.3 v) E7 U& \6 T: G3 ~. f
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0 B+ y; a5 d5 U) a0 n5 ^; UWhen two’s 7 J) M8 _3 e- t9 t
company, three’s the result!! Q9 }# Y* [/ @
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
Y3 H* J$ a. {6 L3 V0 o; p6 f6 l/ PA dress is like a barbed
) J) \9 ]: U6 @/ G9 |* ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the & X: N7 S- X3 k3 F# ?, j, W
view.
1 o3 Q8 W! r! g7 m服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& {5 q I1 y2 A1 S1 E+ [The more you learn, the more you know, 0 U# a% g$ I( O5 o
The more you know, the more you forget.
, q9 u7 d8 t; f: CThe more you forget, the less you 6 v6 E# n- W6 k
know. So why bother to learn." P, B4 ^6 k0 k& R% _* J
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 5 {, F/ {3 b! {/ m
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