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加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的)

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发表于 2008-4-22 09:07:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Money is not everything. There’s
6 R: a9 V/ t8 x) o' c! `Mastercard & Visa.  k1 D/ [* y. F1 C5 I; X
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。5 ~: K1 _! a# v9 l/ V2 n2 J( h% R
One should love animals. They are
7 ^$ W! |" C9 u8 z+ W* f  Tso tasty.
; {( A# ~4 ]1 [# Q1 E5 h0 m8 n! S每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
& G9 m9 B( K! K5 {  B+ q4 qSave water. Shower with your 6 j/ ]" Y) ~. |' }( G& b
girlfriend.
+ w' y& a5 i$ Y要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
& x- L: R, B# {. ^' DLove the neighbor. But don’t get
9 U0 O& l4 {- V% [' y3 |6 Wcaught.
, _5 F5 g# E. N* |& a4 R% ~3 ?: D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
) V5 ]& S# f& M2 x" h3 q* {Behind every successful man, there is a
# B5 n8 k, h$ \3 m7 q  Q: W: r9 tman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are 3 d7 `7 \% Z' E. o5 s# `
two.
9 G6 b  B/ o. H5 D1 j2 e' i每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。/ W. _7 g- k6 A3 n, K
Every man should marry. After all, 9 }, G2 O8 p9 _# d
happiness is not the only thing in life.
! P2 ~- t& u& c' i+ y  o8 a再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
/ M5 B" V, f9 V7 p9 A7 }The wise
  q3 E! N, K. m3 f9 V0 g/ t. b) _: Rnever marry, And when they marry they become & `" Q. B# |4 ^8 V
otherwise., W) W; m1 \6 O. K
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! ]' Y- t, D: H/ V* U: MSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
0 r4 o3 ], j# f! X; S2 m7 dmany relatives.
3 C# W% h2 K2 m& l2 t成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
. G* v3 i7 ]  P" qNever put off the work till 9 p0 b& d& z/ u5 C" G; Z7 K; ?
tomorrow what you can put off today.
# K9 r# w2 Q5 p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
' J8 ^* c# w* @6 v  LLove is 2 b% [# C) k" @# J: i
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.* O) z0 X: T0 r, V+ z1 H# X  H4 m
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。7 z. J- H$ I" o& S
Children in
: O; ]' D7 K- Q# w" m2 ubackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause + F0 a! H0 p3 X, f# r5 C
children.
# d$ m( P+ W* Z" t: F9 ~. O% ]% F后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。8 X; M, s" l7 D/ k+ R! T+ R, k- Y
“Your future depends on your
" o% h" L$ T3 I& H3 R* o5 d9 ydreams.” So go to sleep.0 {  a% D3 e8 T! p7 F) {
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。" [, N! r, S6 l1 v$ V
There should be a 2 o) m+ F% C5 B8 I  T
better way to start a day than waking up every ' G2 w  g  a& w; h/ @3 f
morning.4 T, e! n. H, O
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 b, l, l9 z1 F0 l0 B7 q8 s“Hard work never killed anybody.“
! r) o+ m6 ?: y1 t5 V& F+ UBut why take the risk?3 D. W9 G. |& q  l1 {$ A
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
3 d- X* E9 |1 N$ f; ]“Work fascinates me.“ I can ; ?4 L/ Y! e  S2 ]* o( m) H+ N* m
look at it for hours!* H  _% ~" D& t1 G
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
0 w9 J& D' K6 Q4 L% Z: H' Q$ MGod made relatives; Thank God we
+ v8 U# }; ?* E1 }can choose our friends.# T9 S/ ^4 k, T: @7 q
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。/ ~8 S! X/ V% o% n3 ]# v9 X& i/ N+ Q
When two’s
3 R8 J; N8 n/ Ccompany, three’s the result!' h  u: ^% \: i5 V: A
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!" }) ^. W: p! l, a
A dress is like a barbed
% N7 o/ R- h8 B+ V' {$ |7 I6 Z/ S( Ifence. It protects the premises without restricting the
3 V/ L) r" u; N3 p' h: P3 \. W0 {view." _! A* u" U! C  a0 D
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
* v5 m$ ~/ Z0 u( ZThe more you learn, the more you know,
2 p9 ]& T3 j! ]4 c# b# iThe more you know, the more you forget.+ \+ u1 E6 j* a' T2 A
The more you forget, the less you 2 V. l+ G# R3 f0 t
know. So why bother to learn." a1 H3 J1 J% p
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 0 z" p  i' ]8 B/ T
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