加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
% y2 i" ]5 u; U( H! WMastercard & Visa.
3 f% S! K8 I1 h钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
  X2 Y2 V9 A- k( k2 ~/ zOne should love animals. They are
5 [8 o+ l" S. \so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
* s- D9 Q6 T1 F; ^2 RSave water. Shower with your
5 \* C/ ]. K- Jgirlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
( Y7 R9 W$ |! G! {$ L: x) sLove the neighbor. But don’t get
. q4 V6 w  H( [2 K6 z0 D4 Hcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
: q' e  o, a  E, e" \man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
' ?; S: V' }' }: g  stwo.
! K1 j1 ~( k% Z' H4 L  V/ R每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
! \5 x/ h2 t4 M0 oThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
& s; b) @5 @. b4 c: B" Dotherwise.
6 C9 {$ K1 \2 p0 X  g聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
4 ~3 n- v2 S' rmany relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
% ^+ |6 J" ^4 j) j0 b, U( _Never put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
* Y& E8 v2 `  `5 [7 X! {$ g不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
" M1 ]: R, {" w* N' ]4 r# @photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
) U+ x1 A- H$ Q: x0 ?Children in
% L0 [7 }$ U, d/ kbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- F# W+ j9 l: ~; V7 ]) z“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
5 q6 y* Q5 N( ~' w: a8 v9 `“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
% C. t" z) I) qThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
5 g4 N! a* u' e% \4 z* f应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
' H/ S. V  Q% i3 ?“Hard work never killed anybody.“
* D- \/ {) [& k" q1 x5 Q7 S! FBut why take the risk?
7 \  ~# A" e* Q$ {$ N努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
' F- k) y8 [* J' m& ~" c2 X+ g“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
( O+ |8 L: J# j# O工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
% v  Q% X1 S7 f6 x( [" l9 y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8 }$ z/ V4 L. B9 h2 qWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
3 q: g  q4 Q- M/ Ofence. It protects the premises without restricting the
) ~* e2 S+ z5 E9 V$ Z% Pview.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
! B- ?3 H( N) p" [. _The more you know, the more you forget.
" @, k# c9 J# ?0 E4 L" \The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着