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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

# A, @* Z/ e9 Y  E& v歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls3 B9 k- ^/ ]2 @! ~6 S
SNOOP
  \$ J5 C' u: q* y8 h! I/ g: t[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
5 M  \$ a) M- Y6 c" |9 L& b& f- V1 i; L: `! m
KATY; O$ T8 [1 j! p9 o$ q3 }" V
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
8 x+ y) X/ Y' Y5 o% _% cIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
% W) H1 e5 E" m9 U: m# f3 w  P+ a8 y! N% C) C6 ]$ i8 t3 g
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea ! |/ h" F1 h" p/ J
with foam
# f- k! Q) E* cDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
4 ]/ _" {5 \, T' O, L! gon i-phones
3 ]* [1 ~+ x/ p
! g7 o( i0 i+ N7 ]. aKATY% K5 E% p! j8 \, c  f' l: p
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
. K4 p. y- n! A0 W  {3 ~2 T) cWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
9 {) N2 l0 n) I9 G& [! Q: b( V  J# W
California girls we're unreliable* S/ I, v, E8 W# r8 ]
Never worked a day in our lives! _( Z7 l  z% {- n* W
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car# Z( L6 K8 y6 A- j
' x$ n9 M7 {. S5 I( Y  s( @
DOG, e: C( c: D9 U0 x+ C
OWOWOWOWOW
' T! U4 m. h& {- ]2 Q
( V' V- E6 d- pCalifornia girls we're so predictable
0 ^3 k' V$ ^( u* p5 {/ HHottest bodies money can buy- Z# e4 O9 c5 F9 }1 R

- o& a" a, B; A$ XSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable( L* @+ H% F) `* ~, J! i

# @$ P! c6 f5 WBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
" `9 N! X6 V$ S4 I. `) }- _) r) s2 B) |  ~5 d, r* b3 r
SNOOP
( a8 Q" c/ n  C2 R1 rSign your name on the dotted line& F  o) l# Z+ D- X; }
Don't need brains if that ass is fine# a1 B, m! T. f& j
+ }" g1 T( S8 ^9 Q2 q5 A
Once you cross the L.A. Border7 Z8 U( s5 X$ w- r, E  y6 O
You develop an eating disorder, B. g. j! E% U& G% Z( R

/ P" ~4 S+ t7 RSell your soul, dance on the pole% w" n2 {( c# S3 w
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
6 ?. B5 T2 \- E9 \$ }- d
5 @# u- V% }/ N+ ^7 b' sNose jobs, tummy tucks
. Y  F7 _9 @/ P" s- g" b& TThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
' P. L2 V4 A' u( E8 d1 L
+ Z( H7 j$ x; ^) C* Y  dInflate your lips. Loose the hips8 h. m8 y# r+ s. _  F+ {3 ~. e
See through shirts show off your nips7 |3 n6 u: [% a0 z, c

! s, m) A- h# [. S7 s( WPaparazzi is everywhere  S. ]- C3 O# A- ?" _, H
Oops forgot your underwear : x! d: Z2 l5 e4 k: W) n* ^
: {0 X8 R' ^! ~% X; k4 |, f
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
- |9 }4 @% g; e3 r" h4 gCus you're representin' California! ^6 {8 T" A* F, \
" h+ k* [6 {: X! f4 G
But you know I'd still be all up inya
1 L; |0 S. P# O$ y, G( z4 DEven if that ass was from Virginia0 i* U8 D- Z4 |; u9 @
- F, K/ _5 ~: b# m$ C
And you know that you can bet your butt
" z4 M# f. n! u! k" D' R9 f- IThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
( I7 ?7 ]* m0 u9 i# ]% `! x  d6 r  @$ d1 ^% v+ d
I could really fill my booty quota
  l7 B0 P( ^2 u% A) o. QBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
7 e2 m$ m7 c! f# X1 O: w* S& {8 F- E
KATY+ k& n$ z+ A) Y/ `! I
California Girls we are so are desperate! N( Y! g: `* B& S0 r* n$ T% |
Sold our souls for fortune and fame5 t1 J+ }! V- W' G4 {
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith5 S5 u9 A; w7 P# h

( h5 z3 [- ]; Y0 }OW OW OW OW AGHH
! _5 {9 l* V+ t2 P9 b2 }# A$ t4 R) z8 x1 A# Y" |( N
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
: z. g) _' B% p" Z5 e9 dAll Pop sounds exactly the same 7 E, l9 H$ ^( }, {0 m5 u" [' I+ G
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
3 ^2 x" s! j6 zOWOWOWOW 6 y  p  o7 R, l% R# t/ C
" B1 h# U5 x/ W' o7 w5 l
SNOOP
' P! E1 ?3 I! J. _3 Y2 y% U[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants." X4 P8 I4 U4 l( T- a# D4 v
( F5 f# {5 G2 D8 b
KATY1 I& Q4 y* x& ^" m1 V
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
$ k' [  u4 S' Q: V) UIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
; v  b4 G& q- H- s9 B; Y# k3 b) S5 f$ d8 t& l/ ^
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
$ m. A% C  @7 V7 P$ |with foam
2 [2 W) f9 a$ u( s9 @! A& ZDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting % c+ N* y( U& A
on i-phones 6 |7 `  \" _% t& K- ^% n" \% D2 V

2 e2 g* ~3 {3 CKATY6 I% B" @- i1 Y* {8 j: v  L! D4 o
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
6 [! Z1 y" R4 u4 d$ o2 Q2 f3 pWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
0 z& E. R7 A/ Y+ j; i+ u# x2 C8 ?0 O: U  y5 p9 E
California girls we're unreliable
# [* o/ s/ y: NNever worked a day in our lives9 b* u  C" B1 b) s) x9 J% F2 L
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car- a9 j+ ~7 `; u# |2 B' g

! {, v/ z: R, A# ZDOG( q0 N" r% l3 k$ {( |( T- Z
OWOWOWOWOW
& x- G9 r* Q+ }5 M! H9 H; R6 T% K& m& l9 B
California girls we're so predictable2 U" M% X: U, W- t9 r
Hottest bodies money can buy
0 ~# p# Q# d6 Y8 f& w1 d( C+ b3 @" U8 S8 z# Q
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable) w/ c0 ^2 o- c3 J5 e. Y
' F; ~8 U1 g" e0 I2 i- z* N
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing9 `' P" T7 E& b) J( i# j$ |

' w2 U. W; t' ]SNOOP
' ~1 T, L: ^9 H. p4 T8 n3 e& r0 ~; _Sign your name on the dotted line$ ?* L6 |. f8 ]1 W& s: m- L/ k
Don't need brains if that ass is fine4 d  j7 D. e/ n

* [4 I' D7 d& J' ~' XOnce you cross the L.A. Border
( J9 L7 c7 D' c+ Y' T- U2 I1 Q1 _2 WYou develop an eating disorder
0 A" _' ~( u9 D/ y* ]- L, h, c" y! W$ M: a0 m0 u1 n  i
Sell your soul, dance on the pole; E) p9 D9 d- \, [" }2 u
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
, ]2 \$ H, u8 Z, z5 n0 \: m2 D8 K! u+ _" t+ ?% u- K
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
8 a: z3 j8 X- i  RThese are the girls I like to... hang out with$ d6 X& ^6 n" j2 n' W  n

( q# Z1 R& T2 x$ ]2 U! f6 `Inflate your lips. Loose the hips) ]* K4 U2 r/ z8 t( o4 K, k. Q
See through shirts show off your nips0 \7 x1 ^. l( m

' i; ~( t0 Z6 @Paparazzi is everywhere* D* E; s- j! J9 |$ ?9 u! I; D
Oops forgot your underwear & k, S9 ~2 g0 k9 b: U9 V" e3 N
7 }$ A% y- [  P3 e7 r, L* R  J
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya' U* @# t5 _- U' ~3 I7 ]! E! }/ @
Cus you're representin' California
$ l4 E4 p9 ~" j( J6 d: k9 f
/ K3 b( T% _2 y7 C* [  jBut you know I'd still be all up inya
" R, W! ~$ z6 mEven if that ass was from Virginia( H8 L/ m' ~! R; c6 n
. `" Y, o- N, ^4 `: @* M. j4 V7 |
And you know that you can bet your butt7 H9 z- F$ l2 X3 t7 v* j% z
That I'd do girls from Connecticut2 u7 w+ ^& M5 N7 @6 Q/ z# b
% Z9 ^" w- }3 }5 w, k- j$ z) W7 g# I
I could really fill my booty quota/ `! T% M, T2 {2 N6 X. D* y1 U* f
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota; m0 y- [( b  r8 \* V  b* y+ Y, E

$ s+ G+ o4 B  }3 _8 ~" LKATY
5 C' f9 g4 }& ^: PCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate% J$ ~5 f) M/ Q8 D
Sold our souls for fortune and fame$ i; T0 e& r$ ^7 u; X
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
8 J  I4 k1 t& h, C% H
& L6 k) J# S" x, GOW OW OW OW AGHH
7 e9 ^& r% T, s8 H" [) L
+ r& x  ]% l9 s9 l" \3 p"California Gurls" is so repetitive
( E7 a9 P! P, `- E1 Z! I4 |All Pop sounds exactly the same
& n: x% I8 l- s# \1 C6 P& O6 oIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
+ _$ i1 r" [, X" Y) k) |OWOWOWOW/ x2 o5 l( R# e1 {
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