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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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* b- b1 n3 s1 o& m歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls3 m, L8 i- @1 K: u( C. Z
SNOOP" _& X$ m9 r5 R: x  m+ C' `
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
' b" ^0 k7 {; r. H3 ?: o. b& a+ h3 H% T
KATY4 H- F$ D7 |. v" j
I know a place where the girls are always meaner7 V: Q" \, x. P. C) \
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
0 C/ p3 h) D$ Q. O1 L/ ?; C) p- l  |# |
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea $ Y7 |4 t; L7 T' \0 y/ o! w
with foam
9 K' r1 F9 D, u0 n; z1 WDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
* O3 r' q5 Y8 o7 x$ W8 j% \on i-phones
0 E  U: J/ u; O7 [  E
/ f$ W  m; t* G3 |KATY
) k! W* u  A! t) bYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is- U/ ^) i1 z+ w
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous; ^& ^  v+ T8 Z, i

4 S+ Y4 ~; d( y/ q+ GCalifornia girls we're unreliable
" C; l8 Y. {; A  ~! I* QNever worked a day in our lives
4 B1 y, G2 j0 k& D. ^0 h: S2 aHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car! t2 M- k3 k' Y- f) H- f
$ r% x, s) W' B4 H( m1 ]% [
DOG
+ b0 f2 e% W. ^: U& L" _/ U% }OWOWOWOWOW
" H* N- t% O! i7 _, K4 f2 K" R* R+ m; [9 y" p
California girls we're so predictable
0 X4 ?2 L6 g+ I2 u2 x8 @+ fHottest bodies money can buy
$ s8 \6 q4 H7 N5 J: X; s, M  c2 H( u  f$ b5 _) b: A$ {
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
4 T2 @/ D, e/ d- n2 M
2 s! L; O- i* @) W. K$ [7 {7 x7 f. L% [Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing: |9 S& v+ u3 C6 y; G" P; w

* s/ E3 s6 ?0 X1 g1 Q+ W7 OSNOOP
1 j) x$ D0 I; \+ k. `$ W, jSign your name on the dotted line
( u, t- Y7 G- c+ n/ GDon't need brains if that ass is fine3 ?+ f4 o* {' E, ]! ^2 Z- ?: c' [

9 v0 t/ b3 i. d2 D; }8 ]$ G' K& n, uOnce you cross the L.A. Border$ `- k1 H. ?$ n: p" l
You develop an eating disorder3 X+ |' Y1 A8 }* G* ^
+ A) @3 U6 c4 n4 q7 p4 g
Sell your soul, dance on the pole; {5 R$ N; y1 |4 Y* v; T0 n
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
1 s8 ?& O( E( J' s3 E( T1 g4 v" Z4 L7 W$ O+ F; l
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
" y( u. @  s% ]7 X6 Y" _5 ?These are the girls I like to... hang out with
& F; H1 r+ @" q. U3 L" J: [$ l. }" J) s
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips; S0 Y& {0 `# R- V
See through shirts show off your nips  p) P& g* I/ H; l; F

% U% @( Q! @4 J3 f5 ePaparazzi is everywhere% |( q0 x; n  E! d0 [! R
Oops forgot your underwear 6 R  {7 f5 b+ ~' d4 o  ~% k

' r' ~1 Z+ l8 P; `* o' {9 PKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
8 K, |5 d: R! v1 v# {8 KCus you're representin' California. O# p  c) i: H) f3 C
. i$ \) c. b! U* Y0 c
But you know I'd still be all up inya9 T5 \3 P/ ^6 C; N6 \
Even if that ass was from Virginia9 L9 f. U# p* s, e
6 ?9 a$ i9 Y& @8 K
And you know that you can bet your butt9 @* C! f( g7 z! v: J3 T3 ~( d
That I'd do girls from Connecticut  I# @/ P$ |$ q( M1 q5 |
( V' I- l* q' Q" l/ f
I could really fill my booty quota
) Q" @9 h6 G* sBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota/ s/ O9 H& O. r( @( Z' e* h

4 ~7 h( n. W7 p% n0 eKATY
$ K' k7 S$ z, J" u. ^California Girls we are so are desperate
0 c7 r5 p! E/ J* d+ T# oSold our souls for fortune and fame
9 n, q7 L3 a% ~2 E. \$ \Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
# u) J9 [7 y; Y
7 ]% I5 V2 _! ]1 P8 y. POW OW OW OW AGHH
$ {4 Q4 A% }5 T
* O9 F1 s8 G* n' I( Y) s"California Gurls" is so repetitive
1 E. t8 R( b4 _/ v9 Q2 fAll Pop sounds exactly the same
" r* F/ k7 k1 E! sIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did$ m7 b" t+ a$ |# c
OWOWOWOW 7 }& B+ F& a% k4 U- B
5 k# Y  B9 O9 v
SNOOP
- Z$ n: D& X1 @[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
9 Z. D3 q* N2 n0 i8 C
& t( ~, C8 o/ H, @' LKATY
+ [" W' f, i- w! z/ QI know a place where the girls are always meaner& q; p+ ?0 _; U! N8 O
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener3 x( r# M$ C6 C$ X% G
+ O, p2 V) V3 v) J3 o
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea 6 `9 w2 I6 A# b7 s+ W9 \4 r$ ^% B
with foam, t; C5 Y2 w. B' b$ z. e% a% R
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
% m7 Z9 H) d  J; R# Xon i-phones
: i6 m( g9 _  b- I
/ D( R6 s) a9 Z$ U2 ^$ zKATY0 i6 Y* `& q% k. ^- Y- |, ~) w
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
/ E3 I' l6 l* ~  cWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous  Z+ k% W$ ?: G4 n) m* q6 ~
" a7 S8 T" Y# F6 Y
California girls we're unreliable
9 Y% }  \' v9 n, Y; u  M0 l2 A& LNever worked a day in our lives: d. e2 U( W, K" y0 @
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car& ]9 g; j& G. {1 {5 [7 O9 ^6 N
- |8 L, h- T3 L& ~
DOG
0 X. z) q0 B7 B* M* J5 L$ jOWOWOWOWOW
. g/ K+ F9 p! v2 ^
; T3 [$ @9 J0 N+ G, @( ECalifornia girls we're so predictable) c3 Q, ?9 }6 L( Z& a
Hottest bodies money can buy. ^2 ]0 y0 ]! `

& n) j8 p' X/ r1 c: C# k6 VSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable' m+ J, h. t1 g, v- U  m1 c, }$ h% \

4 ~; L4 F5 O$ K1 c- LBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing7 B+ S. k; b' q
$ J3 c# W0 Y8 w7 U8 M5 i
SNOOP
' n5 Z) }2 M6 s7 F$ o' M3 [# K$ @Sign your name on the dotted line
9 A$ t8 C, q% w# I' C! vDon't need brains if that ass is fine" F( c) Z- {) Y9 C& \0 v
. Y/ a1 l- l6 @4 V/ ^
Once you cross the L.A. Border
) `/ F  B& Q" a! W# FYou develop an eating disorder
+ F; |3 X' b: g4 @/ {. t- u/ M
- _, Q& p! Y% {' n0 t8 J* kSell your soul, dance on the pole
2 [4 |* {+ L% W7 WBang Charlie Sheen just for a role* R8 O2 ~  f! ~" T, ~. g+ v

+ s8 n( O- _7 dNose jobs, tummy tucks
7 P* {! q/ d- m) A2 \8 J& [* nThese are the girls I like to... hang out with. r# E( _- H) m. i7 Y4 ^

( N! G% H- a4 W0 eInflate your lips. Loose the hips' c8 D3 o7 @  ^8 j# P8 W
See through shirts show off your nips
/ Y0 B0 n+ I/ e9 l: e2 g/ W8 _/ v7 [- X+ a) x' H3 e, V% [- C
Paparazzi is everywhere3 B9 S8 |1 @8 R+ _
Oops forgot your underwear , s6 r" z3 ^, E: m5 p

6 ?/ |) I7 h7 }  J% NKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya3 R3 c  F8 e: D: I( H4 q
Cus you're representin' California
5 C; e8 D0 i; ?2 a  L+ q  h  H* E; q' h6 E! r
But you know I'd still be all up inya
! w1 Q0 j* S. x, QEven if that ass was from Virginia, Z) E. M# a9 C1 y  U7 S/ K( [, q
5 [4 a* n$ b, k3 }1 d+ J; w% x
And you know that you can bet your butt
' i0 I% F6 D1 ^5 n) UThat I'd do girls from Connecticut: G, P+ U# N) [2 n1 j; w( m( G; |
2 C' U" U* q5 `9 a' H
I could really fill my booty quota
7 f$ v9 w4 {1 b) _By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
7 r2 J4 v3 ^; G$ D! i- x- T- l$ B1 `  H
KATY
! d8 P& j9 m+ x) i+ a0 DCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
+ d; J7 K) o: W. GSold our souls for fortune and fame9 V6 d4 R+ s" L) H/ E' J
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
" f  O8 n% W2 U# ?9 K! g; m$ E0 S: Q
OW OW OW OW AGHH
6 W$ b5 j  G+ N8 m  @6 x
0 l: o) I( U1 Y, {; |2 g"California Gurls" is so repetitive+ K9 ]$ Y& P3 Z  `2 x
All Pop sounds exactly the same , U9 }& C+ T2 e; B* h  G
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
( ~- a, z0 V$ ?3 b; n; sOWOWOWOW! U: B* b0 \0 ^. h; o! e
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