4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( b) G: a7 k- D/ A# s. Z/ A! jOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
$ }2 j5 b" B, ~3 d4 E) IOperator: What’s the matter?
" q% u, h0 l* h" h6 B/ rBoy: With my math.
, f, z+ @' H4 x& m5 wOperator: With your mouth?
4 X4 W5 A/ X: x/ vBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 l. G5 N! J+ b( k( j! P' kOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
9 v" P; d' y3 F5 K' L' |0 H( dBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
- r/ W4 K. z( S3 A+ |Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" e, {1 M) H' FBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* A* o9 U" X1 ]: IBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& a% s( v# u: V& M; sOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
" \9 X* J4 J+ x, A4 oBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
- W  V9 H( P- p: JBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
3 U1 J2 m2 \8 W2 B. Z' jWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
4 x  R8 D0 T9 l& T2 `/ fWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈