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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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9 K, P2 d" @( O' oOperator: 911 emergencies.. I8 N# J9 L" `& m! H4 A
Boy: Yeah I need some help.6 z8 S3 N4 B4 m' T+ y
Operator: What’s the matter?# d) J: g* B) x
Boy: With my math.
7 w. ]2 l5 q, b' F1 {6 QOperator: With your mouth?
  ^5 u7 e: N8 g3 B" nBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?0 o( C* ]& i" k0 h& o* P" }
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?5 c' C. D5 K$ z9 H
Boy: No with my math.8 F( u) f# ~2 v: Q, _
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% j3 w8 G, P- O  tBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
& q: }( M: M# d& B( y, C( ]+ r3 hOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.+ _4 S+ \; g. K5 S2 o/ \* d
Boy: Okay.
" u. F2 S" B. }! B3 A+ nOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?' A! H+ e) l  [' e
Boy: I have take aways.! f" Y, r0 u3 @6 R5 d1 ?
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# M& O/ p- H& g4 P9 o" T7 D  lBoy: Yeah.0 `, |4 `8 S. w3 a' S! ]5 X
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?2 {% x* \' w8 T( H. r, m3 M3 s
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.; [- S9 k0 R8 p( ~/ ?; s4 i
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 O/ G2 O( d" W7 {( BBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?* [$ h. n* \, |, t7 B# L& L
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1." N4 c: _1 W( M
Operator: No. How old are you?
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Operator: 4!$ G7 z8 J6 d9 G6 T/ s
Boy: Yeah.7 c  k- Q" Q: `, I) g0 s  X* `
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)- R' S1 \8 u3 {' J+ ?
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  A6 R- k4 Y) ~2 i0 P3 ^0 ]Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 s  |3 {: b2 b1 M, I) `4 @# ZBoy: 5.
* g2 j# t; m; d$ rWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!# x7 o0 ]2 D7 }/ M# H1 p
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.4 v$ Q8 p& `2 k( r# v7 x: J/ r
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# p- i% U' \$ C! m8 tOperator: It’s the mother…
# b1 l+ J+ T3 C5 o$ Q9 j( \Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- @: J% g5 ?$ W. P) k" jWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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