4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
, o3 f, O- R; s; U0 a3 D+ U& s; dBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
/ ?$ x, z9 k# z- aBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 D6 y. i$ K* d" V' bBoy: No with my math.
$ Y9 [' q; Z- ?- c- Z) KOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 [6 V; U8 t2 CBoy: Okay.
$ m8 u5 _  _5 [) t2 [" q' X: I4 POperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
; v1 v2 ^) d; n4 e* Q# a9 P0 BOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 g* V  {# d9 R, N8 v% d) }Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: H4 s3 i. V& a4 _2 d5 FBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& M( x$ T& h, }4 X0 y0 u+ Q( L( ~$ fOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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! o+ D( D: `0 ^  z" f4 aBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
: f; V+ i2 k6 _  h* dBoy: I’m only 4.
' O6 o+ `& k9 A7 l9 wOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' y; S/ h/ m* c/ VOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ G$ l: G$ z. A2 [  r& M" qBoy: 5.
3 m) r  B3 b1 t* aWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
8 S3 Z6 u. m0 J5 uBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) p" \' n$ a' {0 @' v- L+ a. sWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* r4 p5 p* x7 f3 E4 x2 cWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈