4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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0 r; E, z7 p4 ^9 O( M4 R* H6 MOperator: 911 emergencies.
+ g7 M$ J. M! p$ L9 E9 r7 ABoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
" l" D' x9 g, C, jOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 E- K9 P* |  @Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 k8 p3 T9 [3 A% ?$ \% Y3 pBoy: No with my math.
. ?! K( @- C- t( c0 BOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# C  {( f- v  t& ?2 k% b" v0 }3 hOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 s, j" G4 {- k2 Z% s$ c- SBoy: Okay.
' s& g3 ]' t) Y1 X; N0 ?+ oOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 S  o2 [7 \* a; ^Boy: I have take aways.
% a/ X# S0 `9 w* `. _Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
3 W1 I+ r3 P6 D* a) @Boy: Yeah.
* `/ d/ E- S, GOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% _& Y% J6 K, s+ Y% _' W# MBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- K! h. H- C% t7 e, FOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
( N: f3 G7 y* @; K# r4 |Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
) |5 X7 G( @% |1 s3 d  F, pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

" \/ \2 V7 \8 K- Y8 n- y& ?8 qBoy: I don’t know, 1.
. `0 S. C- O: A( A! L5 j% hOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ P) \) u* }: v% S& mOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
# _2 O2 U+ y. y0 G- g3 ?Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 h+ G- i! p" I( B( F& @' z. f* QBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% o# ?6 J6 D4 P6 dBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈