4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
/ y% V  f3 U8 NOperator: What’s the matter?
8 l' r. X$ O0 \5 e* @5 r, b  wBoy: With my math.
: L6 F0 n& Z- \, u4 MOperator: With your mouth?
( q' p& n  [- D( X$ q' h( fBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; g; T- n: c; i7 T! R- ]Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 }' H; ^/ e! k9 ~% ]; [Boy: No with my math.
7 X9 }, \4 F  ~: ]3 COperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 Y9 u5 ]: D- a# S) X6 J, l6 ZBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
& [1 H- ?' ^; x( gOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
9 g+ i3 j' v. n: Q' K9 TOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 G# F& i( e. g# O. EBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
- P  T! K. Q' N% V3 V- N, wBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' V) O- ~6 Z8 C. zOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 e4 l7 D8 u$ j" IBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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. T4 u( K# `% U8 R5 @) u; cBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ z# V6 L0 E7 S6 A- i3 r9 }Operator: 4!
. T  {. N) E) e2 sBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 p' h9 L& g' o# \& ?  {5 b3 IOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 v% I0 g+ P+ L0 L' qBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ F4 l9 M6 G: Y5 e& s5 VOperator: It’s the mother…
! A2 _  Q9 X7 _& r# cBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈