4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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7 i3 _* x9 P! X# K2 hOperator: 911 emergencies.
% E5 l9 y/ T2 FBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
' y/ y* k) ]% X6 r3 UBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: y# [3 T* F% K8 j+ s/ |) @( N  _' c  XOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
  |2 `6 j# R) k: YOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 m4 E& k, ?+ [, B! r$ CBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ F+ b4 O) a# p! ]# WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
9 L  `: \) F8 I* [Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  y( v  n% k6 T) H) A( }Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% i* M: R  N5 J! I# u7 A" GBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
& r  S8 I# F) ~3 m1 `" P$ YOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 O! k& t5 z- B: |# D7 b0 l3 MBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
- P- B. v$ c# X1 f- M  `8 vOperator: No. How old are you?
& v3 u) d( {6 W' G7 nBoy: I’m only 4.
- u9 O' S7 u$ ?7 p9 Q3 A6 k: BOperator: 4!
$ |3 u! e5 ?* P: j$ aBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 O- O. m1 l  _2 |) M; tWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
: Z' O8 [2 M: N8 b! i7 o* zBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈