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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.6 Y/ F2 L8 Y4 k' \5 y
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
" O' c4 ?4 X% |# T4 ?& H( v4 iOperator: What’s the matter?4 o# X) ?7 Y5 ?; C9 i7 c% q% p' z; Y$ f6 a
Boy: With my math.
( {0 q: H& F  sOperator: With your mouth?
  d2 Q2 F6 o, w: x' M0 {0 WBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' k6 R2 s/ Z7 k) Y  r5 LOperator: Sure. Where do you live?8 C( n7 b; \$ V: ?: v
Boy: No with my math.
: X5 a( f3 _  b6 }- h2 K8 ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?- Y4 u( s% D& [! X3 t, J
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' ~( @/ W( g, {  OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.# X8 Q% g8 s# ]2 g
Boy: Okay.9 t& I% \/ f7 m: ]
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
, L0 _: u; E5 Z, e- D  @Boy: I have take aways.# z$ x0 [+ c$ x6 b7 A# I
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! C$ Y! s, M: s/ n! qBoy: Yeah." ~+ h0 y2 z! e( I3 F
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?' \7 K+ P+ \" X+ r
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.$ N9 C8 M/ V1 f2 O* V
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' s  d& N3 K1 X8 E- yBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. }* Q0 {$ G6 p" ^( w( QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?2 A$ @" n6 ?7 ?$ o
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.$ J! l; s# B1 ?5 K- u1 N( M! ]
Operator: No. How old are you?
% |; B, P3 H* b5 f. ]' ABoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
- X! J8 C/ c, X+ m7 GOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
! E* P0 u9 z, n4 @9 h. CBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.7 \& x" c) L4 i& G" p$ {: h- ]1 G' T1 {
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?$ }, D- P! S  h8 Q' b2 Q! q
Boy: 5.) o+ H' m$ Z7 F+ E
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!, @# @8 {8 p$ _0 A  z  F, V2 L; b
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.  h, M, u, F. T2 A4 Y
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?, [3 H% t* l  h8 r7 y, Y0 C: c
Operator: It’s the mother…
4 J* u" f' p9 lBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, i5 |/ t6 _  b0 JWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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