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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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6 W+ _7 K) X) cOperator: 911 emergencies.
  t4 O) z( S" ?. Y8 XBoy: Yeah I need some help.7 m- o7 j' y, S, ^* p
Operator: What’s the matter?! K& B& C. x& P3 E/ X1 d- a, K
Boy: With my math.
3 _0 P9 w2 ]. y3 J! AOperator: With your mouth?: D$ X3 a! _- n: I/ d4 n
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?. Y0 E8 ~; D/ H( Y; ^1 U& h
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
& j7 p- }  `, [+ ]9 i6 V: a* Z* pBoy: No with my math.
7 Y/ m1 H$ P- V  ?. `; c9 w: YOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ D1 q+ s+ X! v5 c+ e) A9 L9 oBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.( X. ~9 O/ c/ P. a3 p; m5 k6 b5 c* I: y
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.& S, V" z  I0 b! m: R! Q; g
Boy: Okay.
8 d8 D/ I( N' t4 POperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?) f" h  y* I: |7 z: B- R
Boy: I have take aways.. k7 I- i$ W) n1 d) |
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
6 B4 E: A- z7 y  S$ P2 d) d+ O: FBoy: Yeah.
! `: [6 z  J  D; ]: NOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% J9 w- P7 R5 |, K- i* wBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 W5 M2 n. @; ^4 P" ]Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.7 g; r5 ^% N2 r: F# ]% H2 S: _
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: r. G( h  u7 k/ Y, ?5 ROperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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# f! p6 a3 c% L8 o8 T( x4 YBoy: I don’t know, 1.% J! ~2 I. I6 F) V$ p+ o+ S
Operator: No. How old are you?  w9 ^  m! k7 D- o& m3 ^* j
Boy: I’m only 4.. f: _, Q  e- }7 o& H) |% l
Operator: 4!
1 k5 J7 f6 p( R: {2 R9 `Boy: Yeah.
& w4 C- c( [) j! ]) k8 `2 C! COperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
: I: H8 x; i- Z# r# g* @Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# z# t9 g# `0 \' w$ P* t2 }+ _Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 q7 o4 B0 \' n3 z9 M& v+ KBoy: 5.
: J9 s* y- r2 X/ a' J' n' nWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( ?2 i) ]/ s7 Q& |Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
3 Z4 f# |5 q- h  vWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ S( h+ s) \  Y' ~6 |: P7 xOperator: It’s the mother…: k& c" W1 m8 j, x5 e: g
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
4 b; g9 E, Z" c- r; MWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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