4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 s' y. j% z, j+ z2 ROperator: 911 emergencies.
( g( M9 t0 R) o7 j) v5 cBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
4 h6 d7 P( I# i# c! [1 yBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
0 B; w0 h9 e3 X$ ~! L; v% z) HBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' g2 L) f* [, O2 NOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
" t7 R: \4 @$ N& q& Q, CBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, ^" x. X3 P7 c7 T# f1 z: |+ |Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* Z) i+ G# u# e2 Y' SOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) J! D# N0 i. Y7 R8 U9 J. fBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- s  i. p* Q' q2 ~Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 N! T- c% [" |4 [6 R6 kBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
  u; G9 Y) y* ROperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
, z( m% C2 s1 Q) A8 \) LOperator: No. How old are you?
$ B, x. d7 ^: E( k, |4 A2 x+ YBoy: I’m only 4.
1 A- E& r( B/ ]; m2 QOperator: 4!
4 Y9 Q  @) w5 D! J  C0 V1 c: JBoy: Yeah.
. y" U7 A, ]$ {Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
) x' C4 S: b' ]2 vBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
) K: e+ s, n& `Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& H1 x  `: v3 V5 b- fBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- B6 h  A1 r; _% M* tOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 [9 N- t# H! s% ^2 U9 ]* G6 ]Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈