4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* _2 V8 F: @6 t# ]Operator: What’s the matter?
* ~, b9 X) o9 q5 _Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ H" b, z: [6 ]3 C' JBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
4 `* z. `" P/ K# w8 G  mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, [4 Y2 M1 X) ~6 C0 e( n! F2 SOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- `- K5 l  p! ?$ D3 UBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! d( r( U( T, p& J, r8 ^Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& t% i9 }" j- o3 m0 c6 M4 b2 LBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 M1 ~$ u4 m! CBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
6 o9 }( b9 m3 BOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
7 b* ~1 Z; p1 f0 e/ T5 i1 ~5 vBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
+ T+ l0 r- P- y4 t# E+ n7 i  fBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
+ n7 m# @' T: f1 U5 J$ E3 OBoy: 5.
7 A/ f7 N/ J) f7 |Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
- v/ n% I" T, q: GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) ^# ~- R; x. @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 ~# R! K  u8 C& D) a  E& c- `Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
: \7 X+ ]+ U. OWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈