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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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0 f* T4 k- o9 l. FOperator: 911 emergencies.: ?  D9 w4 U( z* x# a  N
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 B( R1 @# u1 FOperator: What’s the matter?
$ m, n$ l( X4 P# q5 F8 o1 KBoy: With my math.+ I; C, |: C& I' Y9 _
Operator: With your mouth?, n6 m9 A0 Q  f$ Z4 Q( j
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# z7 w' S& b1 d+ Q' j5 VOperator: Sure. Where do you live?- c" X; v" ~$ G0 V  H0 ^6 W5 x  ?& t
Boy: No with my math.
7 J+ {& h- E+ Q+ i! v( DOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?, e, R; A- N5 g. b( M+ @3 i
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 g5 s/ S( c* y+ V- m& i3 dOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.8 ?: H+ o  Q9 ~0 W0 K; G5 W6 M+ V
Boy: Okay.
- G% d" C$ I* h$ z0 oOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?: J/ `6 j/ v  E/ I& A3 V4 q# J
Boy: I have take aways.8 D+ n, y& T# T; M' k( A& h
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# ]: D+ k8 H0 ~% H8 gBoy: Yeah.5 h7 C4 u; }: }2 e- N# `/ B- W
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?' V- w2 @/ n4 @2 ?+ v: r: X
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math." Z! ?" B  {1 ?) n
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.+ N8 N6 T: e! [7 B0 j5 H
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?+ B# i2 R( i. s3 Y
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.# ]) c0 Q) Z/ d. I9 J/ \
Operator: No. How old are you?
1 ], g8 }0 ~/ G7 hBoy: I’m only 4.
7 Y$ S  E$ l. Z5 T* I" VOperator: 4!
/ U; c( l) ^, b7 i! z9 }1 nBoy: Yeah.
( e0 S8 A; o4 I! JOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)6 o1 c' a' {$ x6 i9 P
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.: B; J2 d7 y2 Y1 }! f
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?# M& k  h/ U+ B6 O9 ~0 P
Boy: 5.0 u9 r0 J$ T1 s8 l8 q
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!, Z/ m( n' k% ]' j, H
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.7 I1 n+ z$ _0 j3 l& N8 x
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
% s. A+ R8 g/ ?Operator: It’s the mother…6 i0 \9 v3 u! Z, T. u# `% b
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.; }/ Z1 }6 e2 F2 }+ }: Q5 C% m: N
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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