4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

3 p4 E7 Z1 W/ Z6 p4 ?/ X6 T& h
对话文字记录

Operator: 911 emergencies.
( `: [! i+ D3 y3 F4 C% `# gBoy: Yeah I need some help.
( G: ~6 [7 ^, [: P# |* |0 V' MOperator: What’s the matter?
! H, D5 w4 R6 s! L; }' q  p) rBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 E3 x; Q- k( G" E1 D. UOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
. w: z: f5 `7 M3 B% sBoy: No with my math.
- Z0 ]( C( ~/ C  d+ x" V1 U2 ~* kOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% S, [! v  r! j3 U, cBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 n% w" M0 C4 K# ?% H, OBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" B: \) C8 T( N# I% K% n3 {. qBoy: Yeah.
& h' f& x9 `9 X  TOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 G1 V$ h8 @2 xOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# H" ], H$ f  P2 @( `Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
; U9 W$ y& t( OOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

# O. d& y2 L  CBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" \: ?( t" Z& C- L5 h5 o+ T- aOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 x# k! F& a0 i7 }4 CBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% c- l: x- k9 o4 eBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) n, G7 k( p7 \Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈