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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录4 v1 f) n+ E/ j' d7 y

% {& U* d0 j9 c6 SOperator: 911 emergencies." n- H. |  X# j- k0 L+ g
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- F' N8 r8 V! x. _2 a8 O% A5 h3 QOperator: What’s the matter?
- f& X8 d( R. z- ^& L  r9 QBoy: With my math.
' i! @. |  _# r3 w. H- LOperator: With your mouth?9 Y/ Y/ e$ A1 M1 T
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( j* [# s3 b. G$ ~Operator: Sure. Where do you live?& R( o- o" _. E
Boy: No with my math.
1 g+ m; [8 l! i4 j$ l/ N$ VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?! b5 H! k" m& Y
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  [- _1 ]# U) a3 D5 {5 G  M9 _Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- k: ]4 f5 T; \& Z; f* G, @) MBoy: Okay.
  D( Y& x7 n6 r9 k6 k) ^Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?. ?8 m8 |- H5 o! ]- R7 m7 i
Boy: I have take aways.
) k8 `0 Y- K9 S; R/ l2 FOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.) B3 e2 i  Q! p9 O$ }( N
Boy: Yeah.
! t( z% C( o0 `# xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
& S( f+ d3 a3 Z; sBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.; M. C8 f1 ?9 {3 x: Z' o! y
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! q& o& R- E4 j% X' l% yBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?- {7 ~: I1 ~1 a2 L$ J. M
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?7 T/ ]4 K" N  z) U; K7 y  t

( q2 h' `8 o, q3 U; qBoy: I don’t know, 1.
$ g5 x0 s0 m! F& ^; MOperator: No. How old are you?! y0 N$ q* {6 @- w$ `
Boy: I’m only 4.* t! [& u! T0 y/ V
Operator: 4!6 `2 X$ p+ V! K
Boy: Yeah.
6 \7 ?; z4 }  l' Q2 A  _% \7 I9 OOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)9 X$ J6 H1 S. ]! u+ o- b6 d
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) B$ M  O% ^& N" Y" W9 |8 yOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?0 ]' a) y# V/ f7 b" J$ y! U- v
Boy: 5.
! q4 j0 T) F9 v" T: g2 cWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' C4 y7 {' B. ^+ H  ~: @% B+ ~Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.1 f* w3 ~+ _* Z0 _
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) b! M; h" @! Y' ]Operator: It’s the mother…, E! N! X2 T7 @3 q
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 Q5 t+ E& M1 RWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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