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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
- t5 y! U/ I5 @- F/ MBoy: Yeah I need some help.0 t9 N: Z. O5 }8 b: C
Operator: What’s the matter?. t% n, ?, M: w6 V/ E+ t& F
Boy: With my math.
/ n/ M  i9 `) K# ]Operator: With your mouth?
3 L, m' t5 O0 p+ Z& T3 EBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% m, v0 O! n/ B& ]  qOperator: Sure. Where do you live?) v! S3 I9 M& S  j: q5 c  b# C
Boy: No with my math.) ^- J! n2 H* c* v% c
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?! [. {: q$ j' n7 V
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
: z( J. m& n& e3 e5 h1 X- `. M4 QOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ W7 q& C$ m3 R! qBoy: Okay.
7 M" e  D! K: n6 ^( Z5 nOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 j8 J: p8 W+ D% U& K* N+ o" kBoy: I have take aways.4 i/ L, x( Z# M- e
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- ~1 R/ z+ R3 s5 G/ j( TBoy: Yeah.& i3 e6 D* f; K1 o/ }+ ^7 d
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?4 p, N, F3 Q) q; E5 z
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( u  V% v* r" G9 N# E0 _" t7 R+ l. m; EOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 o0 D  @. P( A6 s7 DBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 a+ W- y/ a0 n* VOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?1 M# y- r, l) z
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
$ @4 f1 F$ `4 Y, v) I$ `Operator: No. How old are you?
! i/ T9 x& |4 B( T& YBoy: I’m only 4.
4 Z# N7 h* x* tOperator: 4!
1 e. `9 r2 ], Q' FBoy: Yeah.5 d8 A7 I; j' ]9 l* V/ `
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)& x3 r  i) i, N' d1 ?, P+ z
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
5 v0 w+ }# R9 p7 f" eOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* L. i, K1 A9 W. z  {* QBoy: 5., M8 P2 h! I) v( v$ R
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!, P! l& `2 P7 s# ?
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: q2 M" W/ x& {) c% S5 }& TWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
, A* j- ~  [) i5 L& k( Z' C; VOperator: It’s the mother…
: M( ^0 ]& d; {! B: xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.) |+ ~# G9 m5 A1 ]4 h0 D
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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