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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.! G* \# g8 G) t2 x
Boy: Yeah I need some help.: p4 f0 U) x6 g0 C3 Y( ^+ v
Operator: What’s the matter?
- W3 I) O. }+ g5 V3 x8 QBoy: With my math.
" z; r  g9 ]$ x* h% D: N3 dOperator: With your mouth?: x+ l8 j) G4 u  X$ }
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?, i3 W; Z3 h4 q/ d0 U
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?( Z! V! ~0 D8 Z$ A% f& h* V
Boy: No with my math.
& s  E5 g) ?9 [# q) T5 tOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?8 b' ?2 j7 @+ S& l' h* a/ L. J6 x; J
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
( ]) H2 q1 S7 X4 P, w% xOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 a; j3 W1 D$ DBoy: Okay.
" M7 s% R1 |+ W0 A  j2 ?1 L. l# I  oOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?. E' n$ L; y5 Z. D- z7 r8 ?
Boy: I have take aways.
/ U7 ]- P& u$ v; _0 YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways./ u9 `- S  q% Z' L
Boy: Yeah.
+ M! W1 N" N* q+ X8 IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ E0 Q( n/ j; n6 I$ H/ K' ZBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.' \& ?% a' T, k  y& ]1 N: o. z
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.+ `' D0 @: H5 l8 a( m
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?9 |: ~% [5 B+ C+ t9 u  w& T
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?( @2 g. Y( J& s/ C

1 Q3 G/ j: x9 \" R3 b5 lBoy: I don’t know, 1.# _9 y2 j, z0 j: ~6 W  J
Operator: No. How old are you?0 l6 G& R( R% [/ b+ v) @
Boy: I’m only 4.6 ^. x) s9 E1 A! N, f4 K
Operator: 4!/ q9 @6 J: }, _; _- d5 \( F0 v
Boy: Yeah.# k7 M+ n" d. K2 K
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
) |' d- p, s7 S* Z0 EBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' \; R2 Q  a$ B! uOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 }( O. `$ q8 `' d8 gBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
; s& ?1 h' K2 l0 B! E% n5 K+ c" fWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?6 F3 q& N8 @- p  h' _/ h/ ?
Operator: It’s the mother…. H+ r; n+ F5 H. p5 s0 V
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
3 V3 M+ F* ^! H8 pWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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