4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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# }8 p( C: I$ J: w0 I( O& yOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
, n: V$ s5 j1 [9 o. D/ X. N/ KOperator: What’s the matter?
# g' ]+ p: [$ p; Y2 h" [3 j1 bBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 P3 A+ O3 p" }7 B  w6 [( uBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# H$ D, E; q( K+ J" M4 p  wBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! ]$ k: K. V) Y; Y' i$ nBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 c; v2 \/ n; b8 s( B6 A! ABoy: I have take aways.
6 ^0 a! z/ }2 LOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  R% s7 v  ~- S1 uBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) Y# A7 _7 v+ R' sBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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0 s1 E1 U: b8 @Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
7 Q" a8 D( K, T% t4 n' IOperator: 4!
4 F* N# y- d: FBoy: Yeah.
8 x+ k3 I; p" \* [0 J; iOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
0 T$ W. }+ ?7 y8 I7 [7 e) PWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
6 W# \- i. ^9 V% v  ]) d0 J9 BBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
7 y+ ^# J6 C, f& K# i' a1 ?$ g- {3 EWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 _3 S# R: @7 ?' GOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈