4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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" x& U- T7 ]7 `8 hOperator: 911 emergencies.
" R0 \8 i" z7 G' D+ i: ^Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
* e, M' m% F2 H7 G% ^; KOperator: With your mouth?
- L. y, t/ J6 TBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 M3 x, g; O! f1 h2 M5 a) h) xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' ]' ]$ q# f8 C2 u% O5 k4 I! L$ ?Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
) j: B/ I; [' V) h6 pOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ t3 M% j6 ]0 T. f( t! GBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 L4 Q8 l2 p% E4 }# QBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) }( Z: ^2 j, Q9 H; wOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! W) P2 e% W9 ^1 t/ W1 Q& lBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

. A5 ~3 ~/ ?' I6 HBoy: I don’t know, 1.
) T* e3 ~0 Y  F; O# l+ uOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
1 ?% R9 o; K3 y3 O& B) M  gOperator: 4!
! k9 H) l9 N; K- i; C% sBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
1 o& c) K6 D% t1 ABoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
8 j0 |0 ?4 F, H. `Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% S' l. q$ W7 j3 b  RBoy: 5.
4 J4 q! `* x* mWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 d9 |- N" i. M% Z' }* IBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
' @* Y. y! Z& p2 O. K5 EOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. Q4 r  m0 x% @% cWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈