4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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# `" |+ A  i: r/ v; q" J! m) iOperator: 911 emergencies.
4 m+ o( V* |3 U6 |Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
( x6 y7 k- R: QOperator: With your mouth?
! e+ @  h# R: V# J* J5 V; u% rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ W. _9 g! M% \7 b9 pBoy: Okay.
! T, H8 Q1 U: ?# }5 n8 J  WOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- P# W5 K3 h) G1 E$ Z9 uBoy: I have take aways.
7 X7 U; f$ ^2 v+ e4 P, zOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
3 ]! L& m& ^& ZOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 }! h, t/ j- s. h) l+ z4 [6 jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
% `7 }4 |% p0 _, Q7 _( CBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  y9 T6 B- A* [9 r- i5 j: aOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% ~3 t3 y4 Q5 f! p2 dBoy: 5.
! l% h3 _9 B4 oWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 }8 ]4 r) S: y6 C8 D+ q0 ?Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 q& z' G% K: b0 i) _. f7 L* e$ C7 {Operator: It’s the mother…
. y" ]; A1 ^" t8 d, ^- b3 bBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈