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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.1 x: p9 H) E0 H$ T# F
Boy: Yeah I need some help.; r# D- e* C+ H
Operator: What’s the matter?) k1 B% A$ V2 b; y
Boy: With my math.
: ~+ ?0 |. B$ vOperator: With your mouth?
$ A7 _5 O* I- m( w9 @& H4 D. ?; T" M/ GBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' }% V+ U% P/ V% J. jOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
& m1 ?8 q3 V) H. c9 `) y, F$ s3 aBoy: No with my math., {; e  Y6 d; h+ Q
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
! S" K- A- i, P& S# ^1 cBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
( g7 ?8 A2 O  d& Y# z" G, m5 lOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.5 U! g$ Z: z2 g9 W) n, K
Boy: Okay.
! T- ^. l) l" u- W- VOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?& }6 X( V7 e7 e. p" ~, ~
Boy: I have take aways.2 E0 H4 F6 v; U* b# j$ J) s! F
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.& n+ i4 h" @3 l4 S$ x
Boy: Yeah.: J# @/ U7 P: V) [+ w- a
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?, J1 I2 {2 d" L* m$ o. b! n
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.1 ?. n& L8 C8 R
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 A* s4 [6 J  S3 K5 JBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" k# D. {. E. l1 q7 Z8 aOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?' e' i. w1 d- o& T$ |! |6 m  M
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
0 A9 M- t# r6 H6 i# rOperator: No. How old are you?
1 r9 E6 \1 Q1 a# }- xBoy: I’m only 4.
/ U1 f  Y* ?0 P+ s+ h2 w$ C+ J5 P, DOperator: 4!
, Y# k" X/ I9 s) ?; m( M8 o3 OBoy: Yeah.
1 R( @  g: y' }2 i+ N8 }. ^/ n5 XOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
9 H' z0 A3 E4 s3 w- PBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 b/ `( l+ d, VOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?! x( I7 F! R9 r
Boy: 5./ p6 W# s; t! M1 i) }- }7 c. e
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!$ s+ R4 h5 g$ s6 {0 D
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.3 P- _* G" U6 p! U: K* q6 r0 \8 V
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  Z4 i( g7 {; L8 NOperator: It’s the mother…& e  w# Z0 @% m
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.2 ]5 X4 X3 F3 z
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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