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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录" y0 j3 t# ~" p5 p% R- b4 r
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Operator: 911 emergencies., q8 k2 C8 `. S6 D6 X- j
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
# y% }5 P3 f9 M  o. k+ r5 |Operator: What’s the matter?8 b6 p, w& I: Z4 V
Boy: With my math.2 g5 c) s/ T: n3 @' h0 U' o
Operator: With your mouth?( r; B( P& C  s# l
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?, n3 Q7 x- u) ^+ G2 z, k; a$ p& b
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
. M3 i4 v3 P8 u4 g. YBoy: No with my math.9 m  W9 [7 t* y3 @1 Y: \
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?3 ?) ]; X/ h  m& k7 w" S& y) D
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.3 j! N: r" }7 D" Y# }$ d
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.  P: X& c; }1 g/ M3 Y1 x6 u, [2 [% A; I
Boy: Okay.0 Z# K1 o/ J- C1 h% S0 m% m8 ?. V, U
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* L1 e- q* N8 Q6 wBoy: I have take aways.0 F: \( A& h: K* ]4 W$ Q8 {  b3 E! D
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. x/ T, l9 P' ~) w% u: Z/ NBoy: Yeah.
- l) m  s% s# u/ M8 ~! |5 [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?% Y% b4 p2 ^. _1 G: |- o$ a
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.7 S- d- I4 o- j9 ]+ ^1 e
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.6 E6 s& U5 w  D7 w
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?9 Q5 E0 M3 S; }5 s. [8 u7 y, V
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?! I5 |6 [" P3 m" v! T

  s4 e. n& z2 |- e9 fBoy: I don’t know, 1.
2 B- n5 d+ j" Y- S6 u1 S4 XOperator: No. How old are you?' I- ?  Z' i* u
Boy: I’m only 4.( C, z) a) J4 K. J# z- _$ v% Z% ^6 K
Operator: 4!
) r: y: `; E! W  }5 IBoy: Yeah.
- ~* F9 M# n; DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
4 f. T! ^, E( `" Q, m- O7 P) Y' S5 K3 ^Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.6 L9 \. X- v# O* U$ V2 D4 J
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?) i% r, {- t1 D& j
Boy: 5.
; m, X) O' o4 M6 ZWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!: O0 L$ \% I5 i. {+ S
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.* \9 u0 m% C% j' s
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?/ Y. j% d4 A4 O& J9 N4 N2 X! \  Z
Operator: It’s the mother…
8 x! o" c" A4 q7 m- K9 ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.% q3 ]3 }, ]# m9 m
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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