4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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/ E' P" j! O; ?  `; e; o0 a对话文字记录

Operator: 911 emergencies.
3 S! T. @# ]( k6 GBoy: Yeah I need some help.
4 U" Q4 A" W0 }( t( O0 i6 o8 SOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
& T& W4 m; X- O# z# nOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 ^" K* e. X. }4 K7 tOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 y( \2 \/ d9 ]  Q7 @; [Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 K* {0 h3 T. D1 \) HBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
: h' n, q9 F2 S4 [3 V8 AOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
; o& x* p. X8 o3 `: ?Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
6 Y# I2 Z( R" a% @$ `* [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, m+ K$ C5 g* ^, }9 S8 k$ rOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

7 e6 |/ \. }  g& C  mBoy: I don’t know, 1.
! o7 A, V! {/ I2 `1 n+ u. O' mOperator: No. How old are you?
/ ?) {9 R: N% ^" P7 |7 g8 SBoy: I’m only 4.
: X) m# w/ E2 Y4 H  ?. c+ [9 cOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
9 k7 v8 P# N! ?8 r' E. POperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 S, N0 [* s7 p% h5 i& WBoy: 5.
% s5 h6 r5 u  I1 qWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ ]3 H2 m+ P- t) ~# v6 {Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ q( ^! r. N4 u0 T: `Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* H) o! ?7 z$ R+ i9 s6 j" SWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈