4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
1 b: x5 r8 F% {Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
' [4 u7 X# E( p4 A6 `+ b' oBoy: With my math.
1 q% J+ u9 U. aOperator: With your mouth?
: B' X) X/ d3 W/ ?. VBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' h' [4 f& q+ J" ?; y7 qOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
: ~( ~$ u! B) @Boy: No with my math.
0 g3 F) c, b! B) P9 Q. rOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" s  R7 o0 |/ d" KBoy: Okay.
8 A+ F+ a+ l: z' i" J* _! GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" B9 x, `; r: G' p. zBoy: I have take aways.
& y! k' x; l' Z! T2 _$ D' ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
& z" I5 v% ]2 n1 ]1 I8 KOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& W6 k* ?/ i, z' j! F4 _( }Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
- B8 Z3 a! f; n2 W( S) FOperator: No. How old are you?
- V0 X5 s: C. [) N* X, B* b6 jBoy: I’m only 4.
# b$ k' B) I2 |' `- m$ y5 R9 F6 ~& d' VOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
* I* ?0 D2 [8 {. E; M, u; kBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 e$ ^' t8 F5 a! a  {Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% o, S4 y: t3 ^/ i1 LBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
; {5 r! q; S5 D  }8 [/ YBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 ], o2 V/ @! u0 N( q' iOperator: It’s the mother…
5 P% C# O  K: ?Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈