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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.# o7 m& |) B  f$ m4 q1 ~" X
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
( Y* p7 q# V7 b9 [6 FOperator: What’s the matter?
, t& ~$ M' d4 a; G0 w( iBoy: With my math.- m9 I) @9 x' T) W" _
Operator: With your mouth?
( B' g, H" }* V' MBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?  j# m# z  K1 U0 Z
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?3 g) T: y2 A/ P2 k* }
Boy: No with my math.: n; Z# X6 E! ^4 K0 i) l
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
* r6 w6 L5 ~7 _6 y% P' mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.! o& n- ?. o( v
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.2 K  ~8 f- Z7 q7 O
Boy: Okay.
! f8 S/ C( t" e% M( K: K1 nOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?8 ]$ \! {; I8 b6 l
Boy: I have take aways., J8 o' j+ i/ H4 [# p
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, B0 b' R( _8 HBoy: Yeah.$ o- S. Q9 I: [$ ^1 W' Q
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?- i* g0 u# O# c5 T7 R& O' q& s& R
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.6 f3 x8 O/ U, p( X' x
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.# ?4 [: M; C& j8 D* l7 K
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?$ b) P' ?" O9 R) c% f% E
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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* H( l) l( |- o& x1 rBoy: I don’t know, 1.6 [- I3 }/ [! O
Operator: No. How old are you?* F  \. J: v: r2 d& J' L
Boy: I’m only 4.
3 e! D! H7 [$ m6 `3 B7 t2 hOperator: 4!
8 \0 a, I, Q; c' r4 c- k0 ~Boy: Yeah.* V" H0 H7 p# {5 o
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)# I; @% T5 r$ `# f; c$ e) J% p
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
8 L- o6 n; O& e" K: q! `! AOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
! A' O" t4 W- D! j  Z1 J! cBoy: 5.
0 j9 z% t# e! A- hWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 g: J4 @5 T9 x2 C$ V! FBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.- a: k. S! h- c
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?# `7 _" a% H4 b8 D1 P  Y" q
Operator: It’s the mother…; z6 @8 p- N+ Y) h. w5 b
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 f( B2 c" i+ ]% `  rWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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