4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
6 J$ |! A/ m& ABoy: Yeah I need some help.
9 M2 Q$ n( n2 s5 Q. W8 y3 ]Operator: What’s the matter?
1 T; |- D8 E3 J" t( X& c" QBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 o" i. f7 b" }2 n, b3 fBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- d6 k# h. u. x9 |& `, ]8 zBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: c0 r# K9 a) Z( DBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
, r4 {9 Y2 F. r% o3 w* gBoy: I have take aways.
( r1 y/ V* y  X3 [4 ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
; \  y2 c. O" d) [+ g' R7 s, Z# ?Operator: 4!
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! g2 t8 M7 ?% M. g7 m5 m( G+ QOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
8 d* f; u; Q2 |) e4 e- _# D+ ~Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 U& ~4 U$ v& b' X2 VBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
& M; c/ l$ L) |  q' C% p! _( a, pBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈