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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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& w1 N  r3 x% y5 L% ^Operator: 911 emergencies.
& k: O; S4 ?! nBoy: Yeah I need some help.) f# J5 y5 r. V1 f- n0 o4 M
Operator: What’s the matter?4 m5 G9 K0 e+ m- D
Boy: With my math.( P6 ~; O/ ~9 s3 E
Operator: With your mouth?& c( u; I( F" T4 D6 ]- w$ l5 z: Y
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?3 @6 j0 K" u! `
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?$ j: @$ J, c& z+ C3 u) O( I
Boy: No with my math.
- Q7 R5 U# Y: k* R3 V  nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?* r7 i6 ~6 p) ]* m7 L
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.3 S7 b" O7 ^& S2 k/ j/ f6 f1 Z$ Z
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.1 u* T/ j$ N1 Y8 I# V+ V" H
Boy: Okay.% r7 N0 _3 _, K3 R4 i# u3 Q
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' @. \3 [4 |5 T  W* RBoy: I have take aways.+ ]! ^7 K* y  L& k! U
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  _/ p2 C$ Y% jBoy: Yeah.6 ?) t6 H* j. Y) R2 `
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?6 a: K' r0 l& Z; [, }/ |5 X
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.6 L; o0 `0 G1 e+ C; {
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.6 q+ Z7 s, d8 g$ C2 r$ A" P
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?1 a  k- j  V- x/ i0 ?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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& b* i& h1 s1 [, H6 FBoy: I don’t know, 1./ H7 B3 {) S( E+ ]) I1 M2 W; c
Operator: No. How old are you?2 r3 i7 q* ~  e1 g7 H1 Z
Boy: I’m only 4.
6 b7 }- b5 T" Z- n0 q- VOperator: 4!/ H' ~$ x+ I7 x" v
Boy: Yeah.6 Q  [0 C3 [! W- A  N
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
9 W: O$ j0 |# A  TBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.5 W. b1 G  G: P# n( {* m7 A
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?# N1 \# Z* p+ Z+ F- l9 \+ e6 I: N2 ~
Boy: 5., }3 ^* A' o4 V! N6 B1 ^. `, {
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& u5 A9 H7 K; w  }8 aBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.5 W. u" Q7 c+ |9 L5 i
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; s2 ?% S3 I" L4 j$ V4 ^/ SOperator: It’s the mother…
; ~  a2 s  p' X. x3 lBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& _: L8 v. T$ w  V. b" NWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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