4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 t" g& @0 g2 o* WOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
! n6 w6 W( D# F; z" {8 N6 oBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 J8 f$ K( M/ b7 ?7 d$ tOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 o" R" ^9 ]  iBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& g0 z" r! n2 i8 }: X- ]$ kBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 \& O+ z. |1 R. g6 _# Q; C3 vBoy: I have take aways.
1 r; V( w) V1 ?8 r7 D( YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
& O; g% H6 R5 c- @1 u) I; kOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
& a8 q2 B# |3 v$ r8 uBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- m  k9 M5 B" pBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
  O6 r& h+ m+ _9 xBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
8 G- J& V4 J0 ~8 I* BBoy: Yeah.
% ~) Y! R6 {# Q1 {+ C) P. ?Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 h% L0 O9 ?2 EOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
# w% k: c4 n1 t% mWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
2 Z. D4 {+ p  f8 s( j0 v% r1 aWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! J& ^- I7 |6 `8 L7 D# w  I4 K9 ^( ZWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈