4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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! b# i! V4 d+ I/ YOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 B! d9 J, F+ [* R+ V* j# O3 c! [Operator: What’s the matter?
0 p0 K  g' F$ w  a" O! ^8 |1 |Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
$ R$ c) I8 w8 V2 y- W" mBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 p. ^+ ]- E/ vOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
5 t, R1 m; |0 `0 E/ vOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ X# B0 v- E. @Boy: I have take aways.
9 W) S, ~8 e; }9 k2 z$ zOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) `9 e  W" r; h# ?( a' P* fBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 z4 J1 b) I" {/ ^Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, J4 H+ }; ~' _' u, a/ m0 GOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- h" u( z+ r4 bOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
  ?9 P: T* a% e- o. DOperator: No. How old are you?
" W' d% R$ l" V6 f9 f4 P! tBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
, d  j5 R2 h7 P7 k9 P, @" }Boy: Yeah.
) V; t) G' [8 l$ bOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ k+ u, t+ p/ X9 a$ \Boy: 5.
0 a) ^* c. ]& }# m7 d. |1 A; LWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
- y8 {2 `! ~8 l+ |* zBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈