4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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对话文字记录
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! C: a! x& h7 F5 a7 c3 m  qOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
: D* y+ A( a1 `- cOperator: What’s the matter?
5 M8 R4 q8 d( s3 K2 r3 G9 EBoy: With my math.
+ I+ @1 {# [! I. t% b0 }$ e8 POperator: With your mouth?
) e7 T. T8 {  s3 F: lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 U3 L# s+ ^7 `8 z* fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 f* i& u* j) ?6 n$ Z1 RBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( @1 b4 Y! N* ~6 y. L* }9 T+ @Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 Y, F5 ?2 x. O! _' d0 ]$ k9 fBoy: Okay.
1 h) T2 B' b$ [& y% [3 ~6 qOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ B3 {! _# q5 Q/ `! QBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 G8 V5 v) A/ M! |+ [Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 `6 F, Y+ b$ G- ]7 |Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 {/ W% m; T$ z8 MOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
; E( m  [. _5 }Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
1 f- _$ m; s5 _7 d  B: _) v3 yBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
1 ?6 s8 N- ~. Q$ zBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
5 S. X& B# M( P1 d/ O( J) YOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 Y& x/ _' o1 R+ F( sBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 O. f8 M4 c4 u: A) E* F# b0 fWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈