4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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9 ?4 H3 b" U7 O/ `Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
* z8 Z! c  A0 ZBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
' Z7 c% J( a- z; M5 qBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ b6 X# C* i- S, A& \8 B1 C. uBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
1 N: w/ D/ ~7 \* ]& g7 v4 YBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 R( \% q% }( j! J% @Boy: Okay.
- Z6 Z" Y4 u6 Q% xOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) Z0 N6 I5 m4 K, \- j% NBoy: Yeah.
- {1 f1 z0 E% u& V( bOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
3 |( B" d2 `8 e) X% p, k; M0 F+ HBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ _; w% N, p# p- i; G% tOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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; H% ~( y3 g1 v& [& r6 A& m* ABoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
* O# Q0 {8 h% m1 VBoy: I’m only 4.
6 q0 o1 a3 U# O. SOperator: 4!
( j  D9 ~8 ~. g3 aBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
' s" L4 T! f) E4 GBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ R5 {. E) ]6 l9 R( ROperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- k( B( [  q7 V2 n/ s5 b1 mWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈