4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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) ^6 f8 W9 O4 V' Q  w6 K9 J& XOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% J3 b  E) k/ r' C: H4 lOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 \# l. Y! h" t# u/ B$ VOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
) l5 C% {  Z8 w! KBoy: No with my math.
6 A# E+ V9 \/ ~' U8 dOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 l/ m( g& u" P. F0 O+ y0 mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 q9 }$ W; o+ T3 X: r/ rBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
; c6 e* [8 |8 z  Q/ J$ h% k& |# R, RBoy: I have take aways.
6 B6 r8 [; G$ b  x& m) s( r$ O4 sOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! q' G5 ?* C8 K' v6 A; m0 [$ t! ^Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
& _  J" T% B# ?. U' sOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! Q6 ^% U2 a- y; ]1 _& Z  IBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* @' I* ?3 g2 N  F+ JOperator: No. How old are you?
9 e2 r9 t% U" |/ a: yBoy: I’m only 4.
% G% R8 r/ `# J5 q) @0 z5 fOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
/ H# t/ }1 n. q' wOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
7 R0 @+ q" y9 A6 m6 k) i2 t! KBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: g3 a; ?4 z# M% L, rBoy: 5.
) \$ r; ^. V1 u- P1 `( m4 XWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 h' u# n/ N, `7 \7 YBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& S% H1 l; b$ ^! s# v! `Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈