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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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' z1 Z0 z8 y: Z; s4 r% J对话文字记录
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1 |2 S- `9 B, a& hOperator: 911 emergencies.
$ p8 T% P* q& A3 L4 ZBoy: Yeah I need some help., O+ F* A8 t9 W& W$ M3 S, P' P* ]3 ^& {
Operator: What’s the matter?, q" z6 y9 O( o7 c- ^9 V+ @6 H
Boy: With my math.5 I1 U$ z" R4 J, t0 s, S1 G+ z
Operator: With your mouth?( D- _0 `  t  r) d- v0 F8 m% P% ?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 K/ {9 A& u0 }7 Z9 OOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 T" x4 M+ o/ s9 G' a# k8 y) aBoy: No with my math.
$ [: n8 ~: R) mOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?% J- k, N& ?  W8 G/ j7 a
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.. t" ]4 U# p& k. y3 z2 g, T% o
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 X7 f& u" G9 R9 `4 m6 IBoy: Okay.7 T/ n8 c/ b3 x
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?! Z$ c; _4 Z, @1 S7 W# J; ]3 |
Boy: I have take aways.: m8 r9 Z1 D* _# ^, o* ]
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
3 j) G8 ~$ H3 Q  z8 s* W/ {Boy: Yeah.0 G0 j9 Z) \" {$ F1 v9 O9 I
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. W/ A2 U, c- H* l! ~' P7 W9 |/ vBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math., ], q; |; N! e. C
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 k# B. {7 g/ h( d6 N. ?% ^Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?/ O+ R' ?2 c  x  b
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?2 p" k( {# ~, T, F0 x
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Boy: I don’t know, 1./ O& G/ \, o. ^' w* n+ R$ o
Operator: No. How old are you?$ d6 P2 n2 |- L, S$ E" b
Boy: I’m only 4.
- E" h" }( V- q0 K8 {Operator: 4!
! l2 O" e  \! I- m6 j' r: SBoy: Yeah.' f) p; r$ X$ N9 R, U: G
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
' K) @8 {# X3 T6 B+ T  w# ^% UBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.5 ^$ R# Z$ y1 E" o2 U' {% v2 n
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?' {; d) y( x+ e- S  P
Boy: 5.
& ]& ?! U( Y, U& k  g3 dWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( B' H. j9 {! u& ~0 z# _3 DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.  B+ g0 e) o0 H3 d  L7 @0 l6 t
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?) m9 O6 k& Q  A9 w
Operator: It’s the mother…& X1 C" E  U/ H1 C2 M' |: Z
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.# ^; D$ l% c  U8 Z- x% W* v# h) \6 V
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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