4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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! }4 q: C! L7 E, L0 Y  @. tOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
& @6 U# A. i& [7 i0 {* MOperator: What’s the matter?
+ F$ F: P  r* X! a' ]0 pBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. Z" I: O* P9 G2 Q. J6 HOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 ?0 @# c; G; f# NBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: C& _1 S3 ]! _4 [' T4 RBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ p7 W" ^+ S# VBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
6 J! |& s" f- F1 z( VOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; q) @, w5 }+ pOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" F. T* X) R/ D+ ?  X% C. z# B& pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 v- z; V# O8 C0 Z5 H* _' e# J! e( fOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
. R8 A6 i. ~+ l( g9 M0 c: yOperator: 4!
( X" {, p: m( m+ \. c: W' O; HBoy: Yeah.
( g  F  B. a& z2 l1 A2 _7 POperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
4 I6 U! H$ [3 f6 S/ T, S7 ?Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: D% `# g! g! X& x; \9 B/ vOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
  H  w# w. W/ k! v2 e, Z& B+ eWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& A, h0 |& d. }0 W# wBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ W4 T% {3 {: p% T+ n9 [Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
  o* d* L" C3 xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈