4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
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: M2 X4 C# H6 G* j. Y) s7 @& AOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
. W8 {, K) ^3 Y: h1 H5 d  B4 eOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: C7 E' h. L4 q; W% G5 e5 hBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
6 f  r* L+ o& i' L5 R$ p5 SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
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Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 e# Y) `% z1 l/ wBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ i! X* A* P3 g/ T& I  A3 D/ pOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
$ ?9 N* _$ E& m- y! uBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
. ]8 g+ `0 L: T1 l; R4 h4 yOperator: No. How old are you?
) z: z. P( Y5 PBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
% d% Z; w- ]6 y0 L" q, Z9 X/ M2 Q# COperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
4 C: o9 {' `; e. _Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 @. M4 }0 T1 g$ ?% d' ?  gOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 x8 x$ f4 J9 b' V" }Boy: 5.
7 X: F$ T6 \. H8 ^4 OWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈