4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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  W" r2 V$ }+ Z! COperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
+ {  A6 t( S! Z: GOperator: What’s the matter?
6 A# L/ e2 T0 CBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. Y1 J( A% j3 h8 C# x! gOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
, ~( ?$ T! k3 E/ ~1 L) V! pBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ R* t) I% p9 {% l! q% L1 ?Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
! |+ w: J! I# h, \0 H( Z  mOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
$ x* y6 \5 {2 ]; j, L" fOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& X  a3 U( [1 N* uBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 R. X! q' M) YBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
. U$ S  i+ v( e5 t4 x( _- GOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. m& w: D& C/ L$ [( h: b/ YOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
% a5 }+ T2 \! m; yOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
, K' Z% v+ [* C# ~% @' QOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
, s9 n% v1 e! \& e+ T4 R$ {Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
  T2 R- E- d7 iBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
( T. b- m9 D5 T: q, h: rWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" |' X$ s% D$ f, F/ ]& @Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* U. z& L/ J  ~$ U( s  g; ~: N7 ZWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈