4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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  m$ @" y7 I' R& R/ d& a" H4 Y- cOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
. K+ W, G& f  q$ hBoy: No with my math.
$ i2 |+ [4 W7 ]. e4 X4 BOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ ~. m+ c$ d7 |- r$ C0 q9 HBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' m5 X  U5 h: q; B+ eOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
' `  M: Y) p9 s: qOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( G5 u* |3 m- j6 q+ ^3 B; T% SBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 j8 ~% U; p% l6 i! U/ J: g7 ]Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
# p" F( K- x; N4 S* I" FOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

' Q$ X5 @2 ~1 sBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
! }  N5 `3 l1 y* k8 b( vBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
# \3 w) O9 K% O, ~Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 e) T& O* b- e+ V/ S8 ?4 r# i6 KOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
! {- @+ ]. V2 M. M3 h; W8 _Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 `! y6 q( t3 S, d$ dWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈