4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 y' [3 U- u% vOperator: 911 emergencies.
' t8 A0 }2 t, O$ d8 y/ J& ]9 i* J2 s/ |3 gBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
4 e4 o* }  l9 w; wOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% l+ j/ t# S: O* b3 |Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ T4 e% j' H" s  @Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# o4 S3 M, p. s& x5 R2 R$ \# z+ SBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 {- O+ h: y+ t( r# E9 u' K+ Q9 YBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
7 q9 A& Y. n( v$ B5 }0 T7 O4 bBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
2 x: X7 \. l3 E6 H: B5 nBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* ~" |. s; d5 J7 ]5 d& nOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
  V* e0 [/ M7 q3 jBoy: 5.
  H# L  T: v- ?0 D: I3 WWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' v$ p! o8 l4 a0 M- Z4 T) h) H. KBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
8 m* Y6 H9 U8 E, V! ]% p# D: tBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ g" E7 ]& _! |! b4 JWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈