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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 C$ {' N6 n+ HBoy: Yeah I need some help.
  @$ O" i7 `, i$ J" J9 jOperator: What’s the matter?
% D* R8 Y6 F. ]( T! H( E/ pBoy: With my math.$ x& h! e1 \4 r7 L
Operator: With your mouth?
+ U2 X7 B/ B( rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ k1 f; x% \! _3 O7 ]8 c6 ?( C3 fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 F+ t4 \9 `0 |( R; rBoy: No with my math.5 {+ t1 E* P: b+ V7 s
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ i7 \/ }3 H! U; WBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 r5 V  X' D4 w" TOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& p% ~9 p7 J/ ^- J) J$ N/ ~Boy: Okay.& b' ^6 F7 V3 d8 V+ k2 z
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?, M  _* C- b1 g1 Q
Boy: I have take aways.
9 z, E+ f; H( I+ }7 v) f/ gOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' ?& p' B# c, m+ ^Boy: Yeah.# w' x1 o" x0 ], r8 s/ |# e
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?0 K" W& O1 C5 ]7 c9 w0 ^8 x
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.! c. N+ N& D" g4 o. u
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.! ]  T( [; |- {
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
; `2 H$ H- h- Z9 [: X+ `2 COperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.$ y8 I) Z. \) l3 M* U3 I6 P( g
Operator: No. How old are you?
, E, n  P4 w2 P/ ZBoy: I’m only 4.; X2 ?( u! l4 s% _4 L! O7 h
Operator: 4!+ k% X8 L# m1 v# l* g, @* I
Boy: Yeah., J4 @9 ^# p6 A. I: f# U
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
( d3 A3 K1 T, WBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.! g, ^/ N: v- q6 p) J, h
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?* |! {, k3 w' P( M" g+ Z
Boy: 5.
* J( A# O5 X% hWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!4 Z2 x8 a4 o2 \  D, T% _1 P
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 A3 n; V# G" a8 {3 y: f2 L0 t$ _* UWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?- {$ S5 U; b8 M  j# r& w
Operator: It’s the mother…& S, k" V& R" A) X% S
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 a, s; h9 ^  s  l( J8 g5 RWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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