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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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* p& U3 K0 i: p% sOperator: 911 emergencies.
2 D% f: r% U  |$ L  qBoy: Yeah I need some help.1 X0 I1 q+ B5 }
Operator: What’s the matter?6 d4 M5 ^% v( a# G' U/ x) `
Boy: With my math.
2 \2 r& O# ]2 COperator: With your mouth?9 E' r# }* C5 G
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?1 W; G) s; S5 N5 y
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
: h/ m) m! D1 ~4 Z8 Y' V; f2 vBoy: No with my math., K$ w/ g2 ?2 F- \3 m
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% J# S# }6 P- q: Y4 ?! zBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.( e2 ]! a. a* b9 y# a6 U# J
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 [2 x0 g( J- W7 e9 qBoy: Okay.
8 N* T9 c6 T2 X9 @2 O9 v8 l9 c8 BOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 L. }2 J; ^& t5 YBoy: I have take aways.$ F9 j/ g$ z$ \, K' T
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 X* x0 \9 f( L% M4 y' nBoy: Yeah.
! N0 L+ G$ s; k2 B- dOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?& ~# g; O" ~8 `/ o7 O
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.+ L* d" W( t. R: Q3 t0 k7 d  i& g
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: f" S. h  A  }! C3 L- LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: G5 a0 d: x+ Z( X+ uOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
. S- I8 p# @- d" D6 I: X$ M) c% POperator: No. How old are you?& ^5 d! {* Y! T# [
Boy: I’m only 4.
2 v4 L& b  v' l% Y' I/ O' ?1 nOperator: 4!
0 y; p2 h* J# m% S! v& KBoy: Yeah.
2 k% A: u5 D4 A( I9 fOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)/ u2 V- K5 N7 `3 i7 h  L. r8 z
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ ^! p6 G- _5 p% d" @% I5 u: HOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?1 {0 ?: X+ y- ~1 i4 |9 v6 i- E" ^
Boy: 5.. w2 O9 ^, x1 P0 ]2 e$ L$ H
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( G# X7 D5 S4 Q! w# F5 o# JBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& k2 z( s; ]8 j$ @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 [) t% e5 z3 L# COperator: It’s the mother…
$ ?+ G- C) L. |9 W. Q5 bBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- p2 w2 n( Y* y- v+ H9 Y  I7 yWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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