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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.- _1 d8 R  u) a; [* Q
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
. o9 P0 Y: E5 J# BOperator: What’s the matter?. m! q$ q0 T* A8 K# ~& m
Boy: With my math.
) P% d) Q: V1 v  w0 I, \+ ZOperator: With your mouth?
+ v' `1 B4 U5 `7 dBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" D5 n* I$ N( @& J5 w; ~8 a: h  C! N7 kOperator: Sure. Where do you live?. h% v& ?) ~# Y9 r% L5 {- R  a9 D$ D- O
Boy: No with my math.
& C9 A" ]5 A, b2 T5 ~Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
" g1 B  o1 Z5 z$ ?Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone." u/ u$ _- W9 s4 a/ g% p
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% G4 v6 b4 W! t( m! KBoy: Okay.% h$ Q% O* T9 E% Z: u/ X
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) d- r/ h) @# r. |Boy: I have take aways.7 C- I+ @' n1 F2 Q: [) S
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 l3 }. b$ o4 zBoy: Yeah.1 R+ _* ~: V/ g2 ~* _$ x- H: u
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?9 x1 @! g/ V. e8 [! C2 ^
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.8 v2 A0 |( ?1 _7 U. C5 t8 m5 l
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% V/ h  h  b2 Q* S6 Q7 p2 ]8 o5 ]Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?4 J) m6 C9 ?# l# l, R* z) ^. V
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?4 B6 _3 u2 L: W9 K$ S) [4 _9 H

4 G- L: k, Y+ [! O, |2 bBoy: I don’t know, 1.' U: r0 s, I3 O4 [& T! L' f
Operator: No. How old are you?
% @2 w% O. C4 K( m8 l( g7 p, }Boy: I’m only 4.; ^5 G6 F7 t4 D1 L9 r
Operator: 4!
1 s4 I6 C% [/ X# X" y* |Boy: Yeah.# W$ M. c. M* X4 f3 k8 [
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
, P2 Z$ B% s% d: [* q8 q8 N4 VBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.; k- v1 c! |/ W. q& b
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?2 w& x' `" {! w& z7 `2 z! W6 R
Boy: 5.) |) u: W" P8 \8 O9 k
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!4 E+ r' P! Q  e7 V' j+ O2 [5 `
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.3 _, R+ q( p* A- O/ G7 N4 F
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?8 h) p! q/ z$ K+ G. a  F
Operator: It’s the mother…
  d; n" `1 Y6 C: j6 A' fBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" W/ i+ Q8 i  u: Z# P. C' ^" OWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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