4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
( B0 u1 f! i7 q! h* I- mBoy: Yeah I need some help.
" n$ A) M3 J# Y8 Z4 k8 MOperator: What’s the matter?
# @! X7 g) r, q' o% PBoy: With my math.
* C: O6 p' s2 c/ u0 C; V$ T3 fOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 |0 V# A8 }7 J( u, aOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 ^, A* B! K! NBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
) \$ k6 V5 Z7 p! F% N8 `% IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
2 v/ b+ @9 U: {, F6 A* rOperator: 4!
' V, w7 b1 C1 I+ g9 G. u$ C) PBoy: Yeah.
* W( }5 c) ?- s( Z4 C8 s9 wOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  M& @. V7 J) i8 tOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
9 y4 ^) {) L% M& O; Q6 i9 Q' jWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. S( G1 B3 a/ @( [; PWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 R8 K; L; H9 U0 d! d" S& `Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈