4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

4 U3 }$ ^+ h7 |. i! z3 {+ ^, \
/ }+ \- d' k3 S; ^对话文字记录
5 J' U7 ]  F. L# c( T3 P- o; ]
Operator: 911 emergencies.
* R' d3 B+ q" [1 T) Y0 z# S9 x' I9 dBoy: Yeah I need some help.
% d& K. a5 c, Y% F0 W+ v$ p& uOperator: What’s the matter?
- c: Q4 [$ h0 G% N. H  ?; p/ |Boy: With my math.
, @$ c1 T. a2 l$ j; U; y( n/ ZOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  u+ {: k  V4 ~( eBoy: No with my math.
$ v2 R  N. z' D* L; LOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 C3 B6 c: _$ i. PBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 L1 F' g) |. k' l4 C. `Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" e; R4 o. n2 b. P2 n& lBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 F  J7 m$ }$ \3 ?* NBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
$ r) u* h) e7 j  ~, nBoy: Yeah.
& ], X; x5 {* }6 {+ a2 LOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

$ c6 `2 w& G& }' F- x- k. DBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
+ }. u5 x  o$ u" v# `! {) fOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
# F$ f- e- |" x' O& c; A3 F& K5 NOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
0 s! x% y% y$ ^- n- z2 sBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) {' g( g1 g! [/ q' A/ w& bOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 e1 m" R% ^! z, F0 OBoy: 5.
# ?3 u- [6 u4 S5 H  K5 RWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# S4 D5 F' v: d( q* n6 V5 V" ?Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 j* ^, A! @! K# V# m9 P3 ^( y$ \Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈