4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: J6 i+ x. H$ _  `3 O; cOperator: 911 emergencies.
2 R/ q2 ]' W$ I/ |Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
% b8 i" \$ t& ]1 Q' ~& eOperator: With your mouth?
$ B! e; s' w9 t+ s( u6 t% ~Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 N2 ], A' h. O0 c: U1 HOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
9 }' S1 Z& T% y8 h) Q5 s$ L1 NBoy: No with my math.
) r0 [. a( z3 q! cOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 S/ q0 b) g& o7 Z/ w, zOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
$ C7 G) K6 A1 ABoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- M# n4 C. S' |0 _8 ]Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 d! x& e" o7 }6 u) X7 mBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 J) N  `' l# i, PBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" U" l9 F. V( }: l4 K% YOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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. i8 f9 p3 o- D- J/ y( p  i7 q/ PBoy: I don’t know, 1.
3 z1 Z) O: I! {) B9 q  |- e1 i- SOperator: No. How old are you?
  i9 Q! ]/ Z$ W( r6 q+ _Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
3 N' h3 V2 L/ \% j4 PBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* @, |. Z/ n3 Y+ H0 uOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
, T- W  u: {& t' j7 m0 @Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
$ j. s6 j' B1 S' tBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. Q. P  K: n5 H- k% \+ q5 GWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# D# H1 F9 [/ Q6 s, e" {/ \Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈