4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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. r- N" G2 I- H: V' xOperator: 911 emergencies.
2 e7 r+ b: x" g3 e% e2 O( U5 C& xBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 t* W" c7 a7 yBoy: With my math.
& C5 b! u8 r0 V* [/ zOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
# q. N7 L  D% w/ E6 ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 m; t6 q$ m. z# g* J& x0 [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% O5 o( L6 X0 JBoy: Okay.
* a; o& z0 K, POperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& h" Q3 U/ _- H/ S' U( mBoy: I have take aways.
" L4 ]1 a5 \! }7 i6 ~3 j6 v2 POperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: O; N3 @1 ^, ]+ W/ |' yBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 x6 b& y( z2 y! `Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
: W: L1 p6 V* cOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! d7 T+ B& T2 DOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

. Y1 ]1 N7 k' j! K2 v3 tBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
. K  z8 O, s$ U$ [  g9 x$ |: WBoy: I’m only 4.
( u. j% k5 p/ SOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
% P* o/ N& F# G; HBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% D- H' ^1 B+ Q% r7 S# A: N3 hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
- E' B" O* d  w% ?Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
4 ?# J! I, Z: z/ a, g+ JBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, Y. j) s) [$ X; W/ ^0 gWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈