4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
5 z8 K% n6 B3 rOperator: What’s the matter?
& B. i( d% W; U$ x6 G) j0 P: aBoy: With my math.
$ s1 y6 {: a7 u& I# r, uOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 K9 w( C0 v: S$ r- O! mOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* a" K4 R0 b+ ]# @" aBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 k0 C$ S& N  CBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. I# ]( [7 e, Z4 _Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
7 n1 p' \; ~8 v" G3 Y1 p  mOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
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Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" T: S9 Y1 h& r  nOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

- n) L- y3 X$ j$ `2 uBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
" Y( P% b4 D( X; x7 ~! oOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ o4 n, r2 h1 Z% [, XOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
5 F5 w" Y* u$ ^, X# v) h* _Boy: 5.
2 S/ `8 E) l6 xWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ m" w, p8 c0 r9 c0 n7 U( GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ y# K7 a9 b$ x2 ]Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈