4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( s9 l7 y( K/ ]6 b- wOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
5 X8 f+ [7 `! b1 M- ~# R" n1 hBoy: With my math.
! a1 U0 i& L1 f4 EOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
+ U; c5 c! c. z0 |Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
4 ?- C) c( n0 H& G2 s9 rBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! m; h8 c1 n$ S7 jBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( l$ j, ]6 `) H" T, gBoy: I have take aways.
" l% L  `% N7 Q1 jOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ F) J4 u' z2 ABoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# g; h  U, Z5 B4 i( gBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
) a& I- U, a2 ~( gOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
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- {& u3 M- e7 z  x( J5 I7 mOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
, y: R1 {: Q6 v: \' }, e- XWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, ?$ n: H+ ]' B/ a; A8 |9 {Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" f* Q) M, T6 \! `5 v% i/ a; x- uWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
+ a9 e7 m& y2 ~/ z  j6 Y1 wBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, e5 b3 ~' n7 M8 R/ `& A( a+ {5 XWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈