4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
% F0 u- N! ~: S/ A* x6 B8 Y" u" gBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
$ P/ l4 b) U' i& U) ]  X* CBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ \7 D" C0 Z) F; cBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
8 D6 ^  g  y2 V. z$ \- P9 mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
2 b1 x  c* n6 h5 S% [: Q0 n. D4 l/ pOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 {. l3 U4 s- O% `, N8 fBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
0 C4 J% d) E1 u, K# M/ y4 e( c# tOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' J! M; [, p: l  Z  U/ j% s/ KOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
; S% T0 |5 o& m8 vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

& W# v9 C& v2 @) ^Boy: I don’t know, 1.
$ w- ?8 R3 `8 R3 J' L$ z2 H' Q: COperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 C4 t7 S3 A) X; Y! uOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
, s+ t1 s( y. R$ QOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" ]( k* J+ h  v) |& V& ^2 `Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈