4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 R; t# D* D; p* a5 S1 c  @" \) ~Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
! f3 c4 W* G/ r9 y  ?/ i; f. EBoy: With my math.
. J9 I4 U& d) |3 L' M  xOperator: With your mouth?
/ u4 k) g4 V) P1 U- U- D6 JBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
  K3 j* k6 W5 {1 `' tOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, {  d( r# Q1 R4 Z, y6 dBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 i) F, M+ p& `7 w& V3 O) b1 y/ EOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 m* Z1 b- ~6 l: lBoy: Okay.
3 C( J% Q) T1 c, o9 y2 j' \Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
4 x, e. s" x0 `: C- gBoy: I have take aways.
/ L( k7 G2 f& Z& |6 p, eOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 Z6 G% O  R. sBoy: Yeah.
7 P9 n" y" O; ]  Z) kOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" j) {: k6 Y( j: C: `  [/ aBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

  Q' l5 _+ k6 w. w+ }1 h) qBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
; ?, N) o6 |, F! P8 VBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
( u% {2 k/ K/ G  C! M0 N& AOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
# }" P( ~+ W2 O5 n! L* JBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
& R1 r8 \+ p! w, N4 PWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 D4 y5 x) y$ Q- I( BBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
: V- l( C4 C/ I4 kOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈