4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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$ ^3 r, G3 H( y  X, F0 OOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- e# w( T5 e) N+ z& gOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
/ `  X; h, t' H2 n$ HOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
- I+ g, V$ S* BBoy: No with my math.
  \6 I3 Y* p, _9 ]8 o3 ^Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( `! g) z9 i: t9 c( i0 KBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
2 U7 l: \  I# q2 s  T( M. X% VOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
% o; D' U9 C! V8 `  `Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 Z+ h# V; q; a( H# y: W: W3 dBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 B. E& V1 {' p0 ~Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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% s' u3 a0 W) L- i- sBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
, _2 }+ W+ c5 W# w! p7 `Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, {6 X' E+ _6 K1 J2 w2 O7 H8 }4 m* wOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
$ Y. J* G- y3 k4 f  rWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
, M4 u8 ]% g+ d5 M( U/ o, lOperator: It’s the mother…
0 G- L& u. I7 E- W& ~: hBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, g- J" r& t5 a# |+ \Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈