4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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* p& U3 K0 i: p% sOperator: 911 emergencies.
2 D% f: r% U  |$ L  qBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
2 \2 r& O# ]2 COperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
: h/ m) m! D1 ~4 Z8 Y' V; f2 vBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% J# S# }6 P- q: Y4 ?! zBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 [2 x0 g( J- W7 e9 qBoy: Okay.
8 N* T9 c6 T2 X9 @2 O9 v8 l9 c8 BOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 L. }2 J; ^& t5 YBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 X* x0 \9 f( L% M4 y' nBoy: Yeah.
! N0 L+ G$ s; k2 B- dOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: f" S. h  A  }! C3 L- LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: G5 a0 d: x+ Z( X+ uOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
. S- I8 p# @- d" D6 I: X$ M) c% POperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
2 v4 L& b  v' l% Y' I/ O' ?1 nOperator: 4!
0 y; p2 h* J# m% S! v& KBoy: Yeah.
2 k% A: u5 D4 A( I9 fOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ ^! p6 G- _5 p% d" @% I5 u: HOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( G# X7 D5 S4 Q! w# F5 o# JBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& k2 z( s; ]8 j$ @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 [) t% e5 z3 L# COperator: It’s the mother…
$ ?+ G- C) L. |9 W. Q5 bBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- p2 w2 n( Y* y- v+ H9 Y  I7 yWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈