4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
3 n1 f; v$ T0 zBoy: With my math.
, l' ?3 b. k7 ]9 k8 ZOperator: With your mouth?
' n* b* }6 v; n$ v5 {* Q0 o8 PBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 @- O: j2 V  }1 n: X- f' eBoy: No with my math.
! Y6 _0 Y! M0 h. w8 |  {/ v3 SOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
1 G1 D. z, c' |  ?& pBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
& y: F$ [: [9 `! s1 b; i" }Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
$ [" O0 D5 g5 \- r% PBoy: Okay.
( A1 k& {6 O, R  d$ E6 C" sOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 T* h. g+ v, N: r/ w7 u+ e/ WBoy: I have take aways.
& M+ j# e5 V" D  R+ ?Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- Z* n; L( G' [/ M9 WBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ O! e1 L/ v: S7 j- \8 pBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 f  O. L6 F" \2 eOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

& S0 z: S+ r; Q/ ABoy: I don’t know, 1.
/ R4 y5 J& J9 O& s7 j2 D* COperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ g4 \5 w4 [3 ~$ D+ mOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
# H1 m% F1 c' Q/ SWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 r1 R6 z2 Z2 M0 R! k/ \0 KBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) ~7 |: u$ Y% ~7 y  p% aWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 u6 R+ `+ P3 ^2 j# sBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈