4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
# h$ S3 z1 O8 j) j% S+ bOperator: With your mouth?
* W7 i6 F3 v3 \  t/ E9 OBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 g( F: j. d  w1 o  `Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
* Q* B; L; x1 [: R( E) [Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
" C9 f8 J* m' X3 }& s& YOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 O0 x4 e- w4 jBoy: Okay.
7 L) e. f3 W" p" `. GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' m4 \, O9 ~) FBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
* J& `3 K2 F# RBoy: Yeah.
1 G7 [6 n9 `8 G6 P; qOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ {6 V- }' S. k' W; [3 s9 i! {Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! ^! `7 U* W+ XBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
9 Z+ J( x, n6 aOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
9 c% i( q3 _6 XBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
. ]4 y7 c5 R0 e/ N8 n# j# P* }% dBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' o5 E4 J8 Y0 q% ?0 t1 Y/ v7 HOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* l% @6 M/ |0 X5 GBoy: 5.
% h& D: n0 _2 m" C1 W1 YWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
5 v( M% x5 q1 T. X2 U& P- hBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈