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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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9 H* N# A! @" e$ dOperator: 911 emergencies.5 F9 |$ Q+ A. S) b# |( C
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
7 l( \, y; P; {; h$ ~* _Operator: What’s the matter?4 k  o% a. b; e" |2 I. u
Boy: With my math.
! A- L5 ~/ R) i( L" e" pOperator: With your mouth?! e* Y+ u' ~* o2 G" N& n* H0 C: S
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 s7 u% r9 E/ P' y' E3 VOperator: Sure. Where do you live?. D8 I" X8 e: T
Boy: No with my math.
: T7 r  v. r2 |Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ M2 G) m( n- ?+ `/ @8 RBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
: t% A7 ~$ ^& JOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& |- ]4 X" h8 P% v# E4 i. iBoy: Okay.! s9 P% g, n8 C2 }8 m
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* A; Q1 i: A* w9 a" wBoy: I have take aways.+ e; I/ @1 |* a
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.3 ~5 N6 U7 Z2 H7 {, n
Boy: Yeah.
7 D" O6 W# B: \. T& z* A9 lOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
* N) I8 A6 {' M2 U3 W' b& uBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 f, i" D* O5 A* z# BOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.9 @$ }# |8 h2 j" X
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ W$ c* ^: q/ m! IOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
, B, q' e( ?5 J9 xOperator: No. How old are you?4 _! N0 Q/ g! X* ^0 z) T9 S! y  _% C
Boy: I’m only 4.
: m$ a* U: [. DOperator: 4!
4 ~* v) u8 M  R) e5 jBoy: Yeah.3 I1 T6 R; x( g+ d: w
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
, `2 A! d8 Y- ~9 k: e6 e' {Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 y1 P6 I" r! L8 d1 q) rOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: V, ^% `6 ~6 W8 F9 k  ^Boy: 5.
# S$ t, Y5 ^" [2 G; M* U* qWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
  b4 f! c4 p  z6 @Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ k8 a! S0 Z! J8 N6 ~$ bWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?+ U2 p/ D, Z3 b0 c. i7 M7 M7 {
Operator: It’s the mother…$ u( K1 }( {0 f, c, l
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.* U3 z1 \% l  s8 ^, P
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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