4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
( E( z" _4 H- R3 e, q% Z- F2 c( `& ~Boy: With my math.
+ y" C& P3 P! [$ P: t# fOperator: With your mouth?
, `& [( W" j: n2 X9 l/ _Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: I* B" V! p( ^/ h1 C; ?/ ~Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) F, X, u) L6 L! YBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
/ v4 P# R1 f" w. A+ NOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 |. b% m$ v/ ^. z' P2 NBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 e6 u: M5 g/ jBoy: Yeah.
% f: }, Q; R" t) Q8 {, wOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ n1 k6 A  |/ _; r! L1 H- gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 J% Z" n- b8 H' h" a# v4 s6 qBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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- G. g/ I& N1 X3 z" ?Boy: I don’t know, 1.
/ e7 o- o  X4 V4 v( HOperator: No. How old are you?
6 ^  [6 v! P) ]7 A+ iBoy: I’m only 4.
* L* u# y& a) @! k* aOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
- S0 x; `+ V2 S- y/ oBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 V" b( v- B4 h, H' \: nBoy: 5.
5 }7 r) p: m! @$ k6 {Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
# `+ b$ S% w" W. @* mBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
/ F* N# _1 q2 H2 TWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 J+ V% c# m9 K& COperator: It’s the mother…
; y) \3 n. T3 y& `# O0 sBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# Z  m- B0 K6 N6 aWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈