4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 F  r( U0 P1 \1 E5 d% p8 @) B! {Operator: 911 emergencies.
9 `, B) e* x; p% G, }( j8 iBoy: Yeah I need some help.
8 e: c6 N( x: ]  POperator: What’s the matter?
; ~; e9 K  \+ X( o# y& v2 MBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  ]6 ]% k& N: B+ @Boy: No with my math.
+ h; l5 t6 M) kOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. Q8 ?) l" |) x( `% J* y  ABoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
( D1 h. s$ H9 X5 O6 M1 u( ^4 f- oOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
; R' R! J0 Z! A( m1 T% J3 Z. ~) VOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
* T" u" z+ o* {, i0 Y# i" YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 T2 x; W( T1 k* v% V+ Z4 Y) |) OBoy: Yeah.
8 k- u2 a( W/ j1 D: L  `Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 R1 v" L9 N3 T6 E) R* nBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 K" `, `3 C; w9 W5 jOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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3 c+ y5 i+ l- aBoy: I don’t know, 1.
( v8 Y: B7 P7 U6 [. @0 O6 b8 {/ i& LOperator: No. How old are you?
- s9 A/ R! \! ]Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
! A  I8 I; p7 L) {  @7 ^6 n6 e7 U+ D, dBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. e1 L& t/ c! o; vOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
! S' Y! g% N0 s# XBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ Z  D( ~: k$ I4 f$ [2 lBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈