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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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" e$ r8 n: q& r1 H, |* v3 POperator: 911 emergencies.
& ~) o& y. P5 IBoy: Yeah I need some help.* c% d& O# Z5 X
Operator: What’s the matter?
. L; A. i. L$ k+ B3 ]' fBoy: With my math.
- k1 A9 U! x# a( l  q+ s/ POperator: With your mouth?0 N$ }# f5 @* d, A% p
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?8 w' j. ^7 p3 ]0 u3 d# ?2 }; r* C6 |
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?) _% V5 z$ ^7 _( g! x8 v% x+ J
Boy: No with my math.
  O+ u5 ]1 p8 P' VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?/ s0 d1 Y- v+ r& u4 r$ X3 N
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' p; x$ G+ V& W$ |Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) r% E( H# I: o6 A; \Boy: Okay.
. {2 j+ }( D$ \0 t" jOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?! M1 s' A$ v8 `* ^; v
Boy: I have take aways., z7 E! a; F& b4 v, p" \
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
3 A7 G, M) u' A! a" }" G8 x& h1 s4 pBoy: Yeah.
$ V, L- [+ p% POperator: Alright, what’s the problem?- V, t; S# j. b- z
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.* i" g5 e5 s# e+ T; e
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.3 i" u1 H3 B/ V% _. M
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: N/ X! B( A5 z4 U) E( iOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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. L2 E) d, I& x0 I6 kBoy: I don’t know, 1.- ^+ }) X/ K: }# a7 |9 l2 C: B
Operator: No. How old are you?) J& |6 o2 b/ F( F: T$ o' L
Boy: I’m only 4.( c  F+ B. T' L* Y/ `) y
Operator: 4!/ p7 X) P0 ~" h+ f. J
Boy: Yeah.
3 k3 G0 p- {6 D0 b  F. `/ K. cOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)" w, t& A* P% c. R8 ?" F
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, E+ M3 T9 ?, p  ^5 W  tOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?" e8 _  y0 h6 _+ ~% @& V/ t
Boy: 5.
# l+ h' f9 n6 {8 v: {6 A" EWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. U: p, J7 ~; s$ Z3 E- f; cBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 t" b% L* v7 K# e1 L( xWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 Z1 b4 U7 W, E' e" z- OOperator: It’s the mother…
7 W' _3 a7 j$ v% b( L, ~4 Z, cBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& }5 g( P8 P. N9 h6 k; n7 A* lWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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