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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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. z! l5 j! Z1 V2 w/ T9 _Operator: 911 emergencies./ \+ J9 v5 J+ v  O3 r7 ~
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
& w7 f5 j5 Z) D5 P6 IOperator: What’s the matter?
( G4 o5 g+ M( s) X& FBoy: With my math.
  n- m& H) M2 }. m9 E( [Operator: With your mouth?( i. l% l4 ^, G$ n
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# _) ?7 c3 O/ V, G9 X% x% _3 HOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* c' l- ]# T# Q+ _! `1 L( SBoy: No with my math.
" c3 D3 v4 ]+ Q9 SOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?1 a) |- C  _3 M: O) x2 ]7 U4 E
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 M7 ?7 _% x# I" hOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 O0 x* f" T# rBoy: Okay.
& d* d" z/ ^; T2 sOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?/ y/ k- U1 T: x2 M5 [$ e  Z
Boy: I have take aways.
7 U1 I- [3 Z' |  H6 nOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 h$ G6 t/ o) e8 Y- NBoy: Yeah.
6 g& L% @  m* T2 V) f; gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?5 u& D  v+ S1 ~' j: B( H
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math." a2 w$ `% T- h% X# W% F( A" f1 x
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.* n* r6 O8 o4 L( N2 w
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?6 S, ^" T1 ^# B
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 ~( C+ |- v2 a+ r5 y2 mOperator: No. How old are you?0 }0 j/ S" g# j0 v! b; T
Boy: I’m only 4.2 b: f- I+ e" e7 a" M# r/ t$ e
Operator: 4!
+ e: d/ _( \7 B- G- E+ k% W9 _- O9 uBoy: Yeah.! }+ A, f/ Z/ w$ H; i$ |' ~& e. J. a
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 B5 q2 h5 b+ a! z7 ~$ f/ w
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" h1 E3 M3 ?( m) s+ J5 ?7 f7 }4 }Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
5 a" P, D; w8 zBoy: 5.
* h" ^0 C8 P0 f  LWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!/ c* R. N% z; j, L
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math., N5 V; e$ j1 F# z
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- J7 x  ]. ~& I: ^" hOperator: It’s the mother…
- E; o* G  E7 {- x, M/ eBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! b. f) Z, k. ~8 _4 @) jWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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