4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 i) P2 v! \- @9 n5 R6 `Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 r( I0 u. z# N/ OOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
/ l! ~& V5 w+ T) m9 _4 {( k& zBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" |, H1 _+ O- u+ x- t- J9 jOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
% u. ^5 @) _, [5 a* y9 a3 ~, SBoy: No with my math.
; k) p; q1 R/ R* \3 x' [9 D" BOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ w, |" N! t& f& m! w6 mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
# I0 |6 i5 v, _7 T! G' dOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 u: ?& J- j0 D+ CBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
: g; S# z' G6 s: c/ eOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
- ?9 @% C" g( W. yBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. `* {& E; o$ q+ m( J4 x9 kOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

" a7 j4 `+ E/ tBoy: I don’t know, 1.
8 F$ _( Q) ~% o6 M( POperator: No. How old are you?
" Q+ h0 _: J2 [4 @6 }Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
% Z  b6 S5 I! v; EBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ }$ g/ H. Z3 Q4 n! L4 ^" BBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
  n3 e4 ?+ x8 B( X' T; WBoy: 5.
5 U; P  g, @3 ?% K% G& I% ]/ tWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! W* M& F' z4 a' s- R; ]Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) o: \8 J7 d; I$ j; J$ C; dOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. b0 [4 d3 w/ z. U/ E+ CWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈