4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 w0 ]( u' L+ `8 G8 ~( b0 h4 AOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
# M7 Y$ M0 W5 d, z, r/ I0 xOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
2 Q3 r$ Y* L* LBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
" ]2 J% P" o/ Z4 ?$ ]& D' j6 jOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: c, w5 j$ _. s3 r+ N9 z1 b: T) y6 cBoy: I have take aways.
, _+ D% `0 }: d0 Z5 E2 lOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" v  W7 @1 J5 hBoy: Yeah.
" t# ]' [  o# \) D( q" E$ O3 Y/ A) DOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) I, a; l! R! X2 n7 v* NBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; L' ~0 q7 l7 W( Z2 ]& XOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# \5 [* I% i* V- [1 L$ QBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
' @* V4 W+ y; g1 c9 Z0 w* F) YBoy: I’m only 4.
; j6 u: |3 b2 J/ [3 h# ]; sOperator: 4!
6 E& d" O9 G/ L; i2 q$ PBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ M6 c, i- X, T) GOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
! J" w: B% E% A+ q4 b1 Q( HBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% L8 P) Z/ }2 f6 TWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈