4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 b4 p! g! A; S- A9 pOperator: 911 emergencies.
2 @# k2 A/ T. A2 pBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
* F7 ~7 ~+ m5 g, E4 q) UBoy: With my math.
( m/ h% F* X: z9 p0 q5 POperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ R% q, y  i5 N& ^Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' Y+ L% m8 g- Y" M0 {Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( ?" ^: c" R0 G8 v/ [Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

5 ~' |* Q4 f( m8 S( b& a4 RBoy: I don’t know, 1.
4 H9 J% P& W2 E+ o6 P. m* bOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 R+ ^( K1 I: Q9 fOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 [: n/ b  q) l+ \/ q/ W" S! ?! C9 HBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ j/ q# t. V" kOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ i9 t6 f4 N) N, Y, D' N! a# ZBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈