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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.9 `5 I0 e* M- z
Boy: Yeah I need some help.: K$ h' b; E2 T7 \  @3 ]
Operator: What’s the matter?
) y! W0 t; y4 f- x5 p, yBoy: With my math.
, w" D. k' s) z' jOperator: With your mouth?1 h, u$ L. W* ~7 m0 D; I
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?( P6 ?6 b0 V3 y% Z: ~
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ {) |- {  }5 `: F+ x$ E4 h0 \  BBoy: No with my math.8 x7 Z* B3 _- {  V; L
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?8 I. e! T' w9 K0 m+ J2 h3 f
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.3 }, z5 M1 \( K8 f- _3 y
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" I8 _" Y6 m6 @+ |Boy: Okay.0 u+ ], p1 M9 J- ?6 E: r6 d* K
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" n" e! T. H& _4 D, v; pBoy: I have take aways.
: x9 @* u( k0 j! l% S4 v  VOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! j4 i: G. ?$ F, D0 W8 QBoy: Yeah.4 j  ^  r& n: V# ]5 k1 x- ~: C9 |
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?! h: I2 U4 D2 q
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.3 ]6 V8 @! N- W; p' {% ~
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
0 ^3 e1 c; ]; a, w$ W3 |Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?1 U% G2 a2 M/ d4 F* o
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.. g9 `7 b  y. y/ k8 Y9 X
Operator: No. How old are you?
+ x8 V( [  e) u5 r0 }0 }2 xBoy: I’m only 4.0 N; A, k. D9 q( w* L1 V6 t
Operator: 4!8 F  j* S1 a' E" w3 ^
Boy: Yeah.
9 t$ b) ?9 C+ u8 z$ e, W; MOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
2 ?/ k0 q$ F4 k4 ^+ r5 x/ q9 rBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: j$ O7 h* G* Z/ x6 {* _% E' tOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' l5 U2 X5 d0 @' ^/ S  ]& B( i5 a& x" {Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, w7 t+ A! {: ]1 m1 r/ s3 H; y& gWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 R0 }! e- }. v  D6 L& bOperator: It’s the mother…
0 z, {3 {5 I4 UBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% B+ ^/ S5 p% s- kWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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