4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ l. q- P* |1 c* B* ]  d! qBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
7 p9 S8 y, d- {; j- r, C/ |Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" e+ p9 W, f1 W& AOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 T/ M* D* O7 p5 zBoy: No with my math.
/ p9 o8 l1 x0 m/ w. [2 N0 g1 UOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
2 f% T! ^* L* ~  l; G# DOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
/ s, ^4 g- K5 tOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) Q9 L* Q  D5 Y( [6 I+ kBoy: Yeah.
0 {2 w, p& q! `( yOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ K3 r5 U/ F( }/ \: qOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 x' x+ w$ l% I" d( V  @Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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/ W% Q0 C% M/ Q. G7 p( M, hBoy: I don’t know, 1.
" P% |) F1 w; E- @# _. xOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
2 T- r2 y' L5 jOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
  r9 F( ?# c$ ]+ x: M$ f( WBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) A1 U9 R- v# W0 pOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* \! f+ A- c+ h- M! b9 h4 P1 O9 hBoy: 5.
( a' h( [2 n' Z! @- r: LWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
8 S7 \- ?' u& s) R3 H% n* A* `1 W" hBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) ?" l+ m& y, \$ [Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
+ {4 @0 P' |  L) |+ S; z4 U! k2 u. wBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! c; ~+ ?! t6 c' h( g- P6 SWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈