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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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6 ]) s0 O/ w, @# _. xOperator: 911 emergencies.( b# D+ t2 E6 X7 b" v. \
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 G8 {0 Q- g, L1 A; o. hOperator: What’s the matter?
0 t8 S! H1 \/ aBoy: With my math.
9 n+ ^( p" @: y! XOperator: With your mouth?3 N, _* k7 q  H$ I6 y  c
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?" A0 l2 s% t$ ~
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?0 U- G8 X+ X, E: B# ]7 a
Boy: No with my math." q& G7 z! p1 D9 R7 I
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?' v0 U3 y6 M# ?' j  J6 e  J
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% C$ K7 f+ C" E% d; `
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
7 G# A# I; w3 h! X% e- LBoy: Okay.
( }9 z" T$ _/ Y: |" t" L+ t5 q2 ]Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  A+ F0 R9 G( H. Q9 c( [8 ZBoy: I have take aways.
# A; d/ k3 p$ J" jOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& _- ^- b" [/ w2 x1 tBoy: Yeah." s; e7 m  u. f" G
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?0 \5 P# V6 ]4 I+ T5 ~. @
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.* e- B9 N# a8 l* I& v, A
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.4 {5 V) g7 N$ a# a
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
* V9 Z4 Y2 v; ~9 A( ^" NOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.+ o, n/ M9 O7 r
Operator: No. How old are you?
# \& Y% m7 y5 X" iBoy: I’m only 4.  B& G0 V! e2 z7 v& |" y( i
Operator: 4!
; p) O: r3 X1 w7 E7 ^$ zBoy: Yeah.& @( d( z% _! G- z: L! G2 I& }8 k
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
( K2 D. @, Z7 C" d2 qBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 r  s3 B  w% _8 d- S- LOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?5 K- b: Q" i* \" v" \/ i
Boy: 5.
6 k* V$ h$ d2 I1 ^! _6 U" S" HWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!- B( Z1 w9 e# G% w  O
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.! z& ~. h1 {) g4 ]7 j2 h4 i# X# _
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?) Q3 l5 K% }1 [! j6 q4 ?1 Q3 Q
Operator: It’s the mother…$ H. V' j0 H2 l8 j
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.* \! R2 i- A4 w/ z/ H
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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