4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 }8 q4 t" A  p# ]3 lOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
7 B! @, q* ~5 o. Y/ }3 OOperator: With your mouth?
2 y  n1 S2 w( S- }Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
( d7 g. v% ]  K. C( ~Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% L/ Q9 u1 V$ L* q& LBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. W7 D/ {" g& Y; H- r6 `/ K7 w/ |4 OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 O% _( }+ o3 p  p3 dBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
) r* U' h" {& D% @% V' SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% P2 x4 r" `: K  C% LBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. U9 c, ?' w1 s# V- ]Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
0 s8 I( `$ F6 N: N: ?Boy: I’m only 4.
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0 u) s5 m: w( L; f+ {% w3 ?Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' @  v2 W$ f* F5 }7 ~) ?7 rBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
' p" I, J5 Y! Y( HWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈