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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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* ~' Z! W: I3 y8 s7 r+ {$ A, QOperator: 911 emergencies.
& E2 G8 e' `# w( F4 ]$ c+ ^. QBoy: Yeah I need some help.
/ N& M+ Q; q" C5 {& ^: YOperator: What’s the matter?
+ W  \& \, p6 D1 W2 g2 mBoy: With my math.
$ i$ A2 a3 d8 z  ZOperator: With your mouth?
& b& [# a+ ]) KBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?4 N2 O& {+ u# K
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?8 U/ E6 {( {% x: R$ W4 b/ q
Boy: No with my math.  ?. B) Z& Y$ \6 D2 K' C$ _
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?- T6 d9 ~8 U  Z& k! ?& s, B
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.9 p' B( m3 X" |4 u, y5 {
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.2 r: o. t8 p7 Q) r- Y
Boy: Okay.
$ H7 V: \- D7 s. j2 Q2 P9 C/ ?Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?# @& L4 e) w4 A6 B; s
Boy: I have take aways.
( c  z8 ?; P" d0 eOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways." Y; f% t! }; u: Q; `6 m7 Q6 E" a
Boy: Yeah.( e8 T& x' z2 ?
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# x/ m$ `: b% I* F1 b. n+ ^) {# E6 eBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.* @" M5 a9 R3 g- e& q6 N$ g4 u
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 A" x3 d0 J% ~4 G* ABoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ I$ P( K$ E! N3 Y0 [8 ]9 N) iOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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7 r, l2 ^1 A: ]2 |0 mBoy: I don’t know, 1.
! Y9 c$ ]3 ^* e) s9 Z! N. y1 K+ |Operator: No. How old are you?
1 {0 \* N2 s/ b$ A" l4 _1 ~Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
: _, ]2 W  {# y% s# C0 h7 O  G0 QOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)  X2 \' l* l  p; B* j& `
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.' o. D$ F5 _2 E+ |# r8 e& }! M) x
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 Y6 c7 A+ Z# B* o9 k' GBoy: 5.
# A; r' F; ]8 X/ d! Y# l# kWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!9 F; `/ l0 h$ A9 v6 p* A  F
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.* E( I1 B8 N( q- \/ `# z
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?0 u7 p" F- J! S+ a) Q0 [! Q0 F
Operator: It’s the mother…$ F# ~3 I5 ?% R  h; |) U3 n
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
: W, [: K' _" y7 F/ g+ sWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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