4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 r1 C) h) U$ r/ x+ `4 QOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( h9 U- C8 @0 m6 B% Z1 ~2 h0 f  MOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
/ f, V! T" K' z2 XOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" Z6 M- W. j5 ]Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: n- t) P, ?' h% i# R  gBoy: I have take aways.
7 e- k; q0 ^4 uOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) L, ]# u2 h! `& tBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 M8 a; D, ?. A9 K( Y. nBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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; s. I# Y/ Y7 \2 H, w+ c9 C! \$ R4 PBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
& {* U- p+ b+ GBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 L5 y; Q' X+ a/ T7 H( gOperator: It’s the mother…
  U8 l( p9 h3 z* a4 }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈