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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.+ ^! K7 n+ _* R2 G5 E+ p; ]
Boy: Yeah I need some help.5 N' h& ^* V( a, V
Operator: What’s the matter?
  a5 ?" a" V5 a( V( K% fBoy: With my math./ \# y6 d) z# V* m$ _5 W- Y; y
Operator: With your mouth?
. }& z0 c% K* YBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?, G5 ]! J, E8 W& d7 U5 n; s
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
; ], M: u% M* X/ N6 Z0 @" X, RBoy: No with my math.
4 p$ j( j8 J1 DOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?8 Q. @5 G/ s0 t  u+ h
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 o, A3 ^+ d* p9 @2 ?/ wOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.0 D& I4 W; q9 R1 ^% [3 \
Boy: Okay.
4 q# I3 b) x1 [: EOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?! o3 M7 \# p# R
Boy: I have take aways./ f- [! \" U7 l+ c
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 y9 |3 w3 B: Q! A6 cBoy: Yeah.
) U0 N- y- X$ h, a" aOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ b  O) Z5 l: v; g* |- ]Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( Q3 F  l! F! T/ h, ?1 |Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 S9 S" E9 D4 E2 k8 _Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?$ I/ j% _" @  w# V
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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  e) W* O1 o: n6 FBoy: I don’t know, 1.
' c6 m" E" M2 j7 W0 o3 V9 gOperator: No. How old are you?7 b7 W/ E. b, p( g; E$ z7 d' l# _6 R
Boy: I’m only 4.4 Z8 z/ L( Q  S  K7 p
Operator: 4!
6 s4 q% k% p6 WBoy: Yeah.
) p; B5 t0 D( D% @8 L  M$ ?# FOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)" S( Y& r4 p: n% R
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  f4 k; V+ L7 w2 }0 M& G+ b. KOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; ^8 n" b8 o5 v! UBoy: 5.9 N6 s( o1 h) C2 Q
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!/ z& _# A/ u7 _6 ~% U& j# g
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.+ f% ]2 f$ ]4 t$ G. U4 I- A' h- r
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?: v! `& g3 n1 \4 q
Operator: It’s the mother…4 A9 v8 `7 b6 V8 l! G6 y
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.) c: W$ Q: l% Z5 A) b, ]
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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