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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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- P; F+ v% b+ @; SOperator: 911 emergencies.9 u+ x2 }) f5 J7 J1 K! z
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
' x- f2 l4 N7 B! S5 t6 G# {Operator: What’s the matter?0 Y+ v& R5 o; q  b+ Z+ ~! G. u
Boy: With my math.
# m$ {3 p! h0 i, m; v$ C1 hOperator: With your mouth?
, m% _% `. a: y6 w0 b& E3 |Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 p* D+ Y# C- TOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
' B* \) N# U  }- t- P) ^Boy: No with my math.+ F6 v4 o/ B; Z7 D1 S' f
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?0 b* y1 G% R& @0 n" D
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 q% H( f& T/ B* KOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 O' h: \5 k4 X1 a0 {6 v9 @; bBoy: Okay.3 Z" j" ]3 ^* d+ d9 K" P
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?2 O% N9 ?' B# U( E- w' f
Boy: I have take aways.
- U# Z, M# t  i. A& pOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 b7 d6 c* ~0 e& m, E3 {* iBoy: Yeah.- z/ A4 ~7 k' K% J% b
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?" U  }& S. f$ O- o; d% I
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.5 }; O; `6 i: b0 n: X
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.6 u) u3 U9 d0 S) l+ ~* P
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?; n- z0 J6 Q' \$ \
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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4 L% Z7 ]" U. {( f- hBoy: I don’t know, 1.* }$ f% K+ n0 E9 K* S9 \: t6 N
Operator: No. How old are you?6 [+ X5 W9 N+ y* }
Boy: I’m only 4.( w& w" p- ^$ y' N) E
Operator: 4!( t* l$ c1 u6 p3 L/ p( l4 {7 _  T
Boy: Yeah.2 C0 A9 \) Z# r( k4 k$ @4 u
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)  t9 U( a, N- a
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" t9 A( p* S" E; ~0 A3 x( jOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?: H4 w. M% Z3 ?; H! v
Boy: 5.% S, R' J0 ]0 J5 A
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
  S$ x, e! l8 y8 o) j) [$ x" MBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
  T5 \5 |& Q7 e6 U2 F6 mWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* C5 d! r0 R2 U; K! VWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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