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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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, j- t- K; }: m- W2 u; v* vOperator: 911 emergencies.1 ~1 z; N7 h' H4 E/ V) }) t
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
' ~: m/ b6 K# E$ A8 O. g  C& y. z; |Operator: What’s the matter?
9 u1 O( {8 Y# B7 S; I1 T, bBoy: With my math.! n; v4 W! H0 P/ M
Operator: With your mouth?2 _! ]! Z& ^2 \
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" G- w" _% @  LOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
' m! Q/ J3 f8 a7 [7 t2 wBoy: No with my math.
2 E% l4 g' m5 ZOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. b+ l$ d5 Q. M: y, NBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.6 }6 k" `, @4 f% c! t
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" O; F# ]0 l' |+ Y6 H  E! F8 oBoy: Okay.
/ V# h' e5 v1 w4 o" Q  `9 [Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?2 N9 b& s; ]4 b% a9 a! j' _
Boy: I have take aways.% D2 r: w5 U4 F& F( S
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.; t* p" s' L# p5 H
Boy: Yeah.5 [3 U5 S& ~' x0 I1 W7 Q* i
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?% l) N! Q6 i4 d7 @1 U$ I% ^
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ ~' V; [' O* S! K8 j5 o' dOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 H) B4 v9 S! i# r, iBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 [# \9 J2 [! i. lOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?' q' j+ F. i3 N$ q' t

* _9 N1 Z1 h) n7 n( j0 ]Boy: I don’t know, 1.
  e7 V. j& O7 ?Operator: No. How old are you?+ w9 x" X: r" S9 y8 O# Y6 K# |8 ]3 M
Boy: I’m only 4.7 W3 Q1 y6 Y/ ^( P  @) n
Operator: 4!) a3 @0 f2 C$ ?
Boy: Yeah.
* F  g/ O  j* l$ HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
" U$ E$ y, E8 X) x* n0 }Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.( {3 q3 j+ R" q2 n( |
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?. n" X4 L* B0 [& v# L* M
Boy: 5.
: Z! \/ a0 k/ ~3 W5 `6 w2 E' _3 MWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!5 l0 }& c5 A/ u7 S
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.7 r+ T1 V. {5 r3 w! J7 R  H2 E; i
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 i; a- h3 f3 Z$ T7 q6 V8 EOperator: It’s the mother…  F- X; B( H4 o" I# @
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* H8 Q1 b. g' @  X8 v& uWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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