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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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7 y" n: b1 j, ~* |4 w4 I$ v对话文字记录' G1 C6 f2 P$ ]& ]
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Operator: 911 emergencies.
$ C- m/ e! o" @4 V+ S0 b7 |Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* R8 V( p0 a9 r8 |6 vOperator: What’s the matter?# c4 w: s8 d# f" i
Boy: With my math.
* k/ J- C" \9 K3 G  C$ w' hOperator: With your mouth?
% I; i7 B6 S6 V. V+ M- h- UBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 W/ q0 \0 X$ ?  V; y& r% X+ t4 ZOperator: Sure. Where do you live?5 G. r$ o8 m! |, W/ V
Boy: No with my math.9 U1 U+ N, D, i+ A+ Q) l
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, i; {% o& W# B' gBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 Q1 k) J" E3 _' UOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.; I. f8 ]  O  d  p0 D: i3 Y7 E
Boy: Okay.5 o- \' P7 ^- _7 m5 Z% ^; [
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
# P% R% X9 F5 U: M, J' {Boy: I have take aways.
6 h% @% c! W# h, ZOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.2 }1 F. J, g( @+ D+ C6 j
Boy: Yeah.
2 N. H  j, Y0 U, M& l, r1 `9 o% ?Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" `5 I2 Z( Q4 `! Z4 YBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.' b6 y' K6 ~+ W+ _1 m) J0 a( @8 W" U2 l
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is., i) a4 ~$ i- J! A- C  G' S
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?0 b3 S  a6 {  T5 |$ V. j6 E' C5 `
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.7 U  t, j3 V- x% y  w% h
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 f9 |* o+ E) Z8 WBoy: I’m only 4.
5 a& f: F* A; F5 }Operator: 4!
' Y& \" @# B1 h% D8 X8 n& C, q+ nBoy: Yeah.
% j! _- E' E; o/ kOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈), A! ~. z6 _! d9 s$ ~
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.# _: i# a+ p2 X, @$ B
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?2 x0 o6 M* e' C6 V" N3 s" C" x
Boy: 5.0 ?. G  k: Z% a/ S* F$ m/ P
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
$ L1 a4 p9 G- ]( R  {Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( B4 _) f& q, K  H+ g2 k' pWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 j4 y8 {! t( t) @+ e, g; Q4 o, F4 jOperator: It’s the mother…) J2 M/ Y8 v$ a3 y) b1 O/ j3 n
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  v9 `" G% E0 \" h8 E- R' {Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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