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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 R; t# D* D; p* a5 S1 c  @" \) ~Boy: Yeah I need some help./ l# P; w+ ]. l$ Z9 |
Operator: What’s the matter?
! f3 c4 W* G/ r9 y  ?/ i; f. EBoy: With my math.
. J9 I4 U& d) |3 L' M  xOperator: With your mouth?
/ u4 k) g4 V) P1 U- U- D6 JBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?- B/ o$ C5 L5 p- c2 l' n5 s
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?  f- q/ s$ _  B& q) ?
Boy: No with my math.
  K3 j* k6 W5 {1 `' tOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, {  d( r# Q1 R4 Z, y6 dBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 i) F, M+ p& `7 w& V3 O) b1 y/ EOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 m* Z1 b- ~6 l: lBoy: Okay.
3 C( J% Q) T1 c, o9 y2 j' \Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
4 x, e. s" x0 `: C- gBoy: I have take aways.
/ L( k7 G2 f& Z& |6 p, eOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 Z6 G% O  R. sBoy: Yeah.
7 P9 n" y" O; ]  Z) kOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?6 m- C* H. _( F, E$ m6 W4 Z
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.% e9 x3 d& _5 E
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" j) {: k6 Y( j: C: `  [/ aBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?9 r  U8 C4 a: P# N  Q7 l" u( N
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?% k8 H6 p7 S1 z; r% P

  Q' l5 _+ k6 w. w+ }1 h) qBoy: I don’t know, 1.0 Y" P3 G1 R. M0 A: T* x9 b
Operator: No. How old are you?
; ?, N) o6 |, F! P8 VBoy: I’m only 4.6 ]- a8 B0 e: Y$ k5 b7 {8 L
Operator: 4!6 W6 I/ g: J" L# S% a' [  r7 b; l$ a' M
Boy: Yeah.
( u% {2 k/ K/ G  C! M0 N& AOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
# }" P( ~+ W2 O5 n! L* JBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.2 q) x+ k6 b. I3 N
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?! f) s; ^! N% n4 j# ]' Q: t5 @
Boy: 5.
& R1 r8 \+ p! w, N4 PWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 D4 y5 x) y$ Q- I( BBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.2 k. @9 G5 \4 \0 |* H8 o- a( V
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.$ h& X% O) A& n2 J
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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