4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: l4 ~* ^2 @8 C% J0 vOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* n, y4 Y3 A# Z2 m# COperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
; n2 B! x6 e$ D0 ~. F& r5 ~8 ~Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: v: W5 d5 i1 c9 F" j$ V% LBoy: Okay.
1 r! P' X' v; b# c8 l4 xOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
9 w0 i+ s/ F# o# O7 wBoy: I have take aways.
8 ~. S% a$ m" }/ B( j0 k1 aOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  F! Q, `: W* \2 f2 ~% kBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; q" q( w2 F" _2 Z# P! XOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 o' M3 f9 r* X: GBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
* r3 b! S! o& J# j' L; w' |) x0 b+ POperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

% n6 C# c. t3 g7 |6 TBoy: I don’t know, 1.
! u4 O% {9 S  Y2 k5 `  ]* ^Operator: No. How old are you?
" q) ?; {3 h& aBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
  E8 S* _' M" `9 q* r+ \3 `Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ [. w6 g6 q' a6 w9 V0 I# T. hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
9 R4 |+ X; }1 g* `: Q: w- i+ _' i2 RBoy: 5.
0 |- \, o7 K6 V" CWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
! R- p/ r. U6 |. X) i6 iOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ R8 e) x( a5 O* Y1 s/ ?0 wWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈