4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
9 w* F' H& |% r5 G0 C5 L1 A/ p! DBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
" s0 D0 L) |* ?+ q3 X0 o+ C, S* |Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
. @+ z+ l6 `) f3 ^& tBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
& ]. R, T* \' x1 s' c' T, IBoy: No with my math.
( K2 I# t; X7 D& O4 F0 bOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. a' ]. T7 l, p0 L( HBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# v7 t- Y* L" |* yBoy: Okay.
  y9 \) ?% I) l5 F. H0 JOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
; Y' Y: T+ T& b8 c" e) YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 F. m" g6 v# T6 @7 t7 PBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
, P0 x9 G- e: s5 r! V. A8 ~& cBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

' R, Y; L% l% u* Z5 qBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
8 q; E. k; i2 Y3 hBoy: I’m only 4.
# D' p5 V, i# O1 _& f; hOperator: 4!
2 j! J# e& z# \- pBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: D( h( I! i+ OBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 I3 ^  C5 i2 j4 B) u9 t$ VWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈