4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
- D) d. Z- }; hBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 w9 A5 q( Q8 ZBoy: With my math.
7 h2 Z* a6 M. Y; kOperator: With your mouth?
/ f3 Q7 e& J; k5 XBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
6 z" {8 K; E; T" z1 m  EBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 o/ ~% F  j( A# k% P& X- eOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" O: y+ l! j$ T+ L9 ~Boy: Okay.
/ R% m1 [) W; F0 W. z  `% d6 ^% F! KOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 U+ u  h3 q/ A' D# W9 {Boy: Yeah.
  J/ J% }0 y& N& a/ P0 TOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; Y+ o- v. K! ]% x/ O7 B: vBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
. z7 A1 C/ J8 A( _+ UBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
7 P0 z& L( _0 V( X% |) W) bOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 p  C/ {1 I4 V- TOperator: No. How old are you?
3 x# n) q& P# ~4 `0 xBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
; ?! s1 D; U! z7 B% rBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
( G. @4 M2 V; S3 BWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) M, o5 P! p) RWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
9 m3 t9 @5 n6 V% f/ S* f4 ?Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 Z& p: l; T2 {, X7 Y  b1 m0 vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈