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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录8 {7 e3 o# t* D8 O8 [$ H
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Operator: 911 emergencies.( L, k7 Q! `# V0 M& L
Boy: Yeah I need some help.$ r* n) R+ P3 [" S- ~( c
Operator: What’s the matter?
1 {5 |8 q+ y4 y! SBoy: With my math.$ }( _, c: Z# I
Operator: With your mouth?3 S/ v& K# N' T! F8 ?+ l
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 k- Q" u# a) l; c( T: aOperator: Sure. Where do you live?4 [0 U$ j/ c* A. S
Boy: No with my math.
2 H9 U" e3 R3 R, c) a. hOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. d  R! O9 z5 p2 I! sBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! T% w" S& }8 q5 lOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.: n1 `6 }/ K- I: k7 E! Z. ^# |
Boy: Okay.
( L; Y& l% A, x( V6 IOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?4 d' \4 l- D: p' R% u
Boy: I have take aways.5 X6 q& o2 U0 l& q- f" s% |) L4 u* Z
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' Z% y1 E3 r: E  m+ {) KBoy: Yeah.
6 P$ Y: c, W& s" tOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?. y: f: L4 e9 R: u# y5 Z
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.# w5 p( `! x- l  @, W
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is./ f: c+ h3 H# ]  H5 t% k6 v
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?& L% _0 \" }- Q6 a+ [: Z8 U. E- b
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?$ y( I' a, a7 o5 I3 t0 P
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.- b9 v/ f3 ?0 M8 m& P6 s
Operator: No. How old are you?6 |( f" G" W% m6 Q. S
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
2 |3 O( M% l" l4 V9 ]+ SOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
+ J" Q6 T7 V$ C! @7 aBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.. u( m- [1 @  ~" a7 h+ ~9 O% Q
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?- \+ G% U) I& J2 R
Boy: 5.
% m$ t( `$ t6 r: QWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!7 E% T- F; \7 h
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 w$ p, L: j2 w0 f0 E8 N  I/ VWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?- l# S9 u) d( Q) t7 R, O" F
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 b: R; I. Y( |4 c- m6 y  S7 vBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.' n# L6 s! Q. o1 ]
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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