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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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2 B3 f  C$ Q# B对话文字记录+ F/ l; ~4 s/ J+ u( T0 B$ ]4 k
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Operator: 911 emergencies.
0 L' s" X  ?" y# @+ j( V6 pBoy: Yeah I need some help.
# d$ o7 ?0 d) E1 n6 }7 P5 F* d/ K7 TOperator: What’s the matter?9 s, J$ b: I5 _9 H  M0 _# V: G. x) |
Boy: With my math.) I1 l: {& U' Y5 }, h
Operator: With your mouth?+ [! `/ E; ^: \  ]- J- }4 _0 P
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 d9 m6 q1 C9 n- Z- i/ ]Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
: I# L% U' d+ G, k) g9 J- zBoy: No with my math.! V# q' r& N* N% \6 o1 k0 l
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?3 I3 w# J  i9 q7 x" e
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.9 e. b/ h( u7 v4 I
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.- a# P" F+ c' `& T. Z
Boy: Okay.
" W3 \" _  W9 i3 ^9 @; IOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
+ M4 |$ q8 w, I$ xBoy: I have take aways.
# P$ t0 m& J6 P+ vOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.0 F  H6 l, V0 i/ F8 H, \' r
Boy: Yeah.' k- G, M% [6 T% d8 `! c$ l1 e! C
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?$ O5 {2 _' q/ J7 ^6 t
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.6 Z" t9 }8 W- v% G$ e& u. L
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* O3 c% f- k+ Y" d' TBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?$ Y: `1 D* N+ m# a4 w7 ~' ]+ b
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
9 O! e9 p0 s. m( v5 D; iOperator: No. How old are you?
3 R  \4 K# R5 j/ ~! E0 U. T* UBoy: I’m only 4.
/ _' w( a' h/ t& JOperator: 4!% X. ^: b" W0 `6 a
Boy: Yeah.# D& R1 L0 e0 O: q) x% y& E
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)( B5 }2 v: A3 r8 r" L: y3 W
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
5 T- N/ k: |( g  z- _1 q3 z* yOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ u/ Z: i/ }, e% oBoy: 5.7 n2 _$ Y8 _6 |! A+ R, U- a  {( N; X
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!  o  N# ]  U! c) e& h5 G
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, F% o! _4 U# B6 d1 y" o& P( F; RWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 B- q9 k' F( }2 W/ N: nOperator: It’s the mother…" D3 r8 z' Z5 T& J
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* X2 l& q& t: J2 Q" u/ aWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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