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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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8 B! e0 t: ~1 x+ T对话文字记录% K" q9 w3 `/ y7 A  h
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Operator: 911 emergencies.0 c4 T& T; e. v4 T
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
6 j2 |$ r# Q( I" b# D( O- \6 kOperator: What’s the matter?
8 R3 N, @; b6 Z& J/ p3 z# EBoy: With my math.
# [4 Y- ?2 l! g) o# Z! iOperator: With your mouth?) Q1 p) u- A5 {2 g: p$ J; s' S4 y
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?% O  w# z1 a+ a" p+ A- [
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?% g1 V: ]4 N) `& P
Boy: No with my math." b6 o) p" P$ M' v; \2 `
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?2 O% J& y" i8 W" a  _5 H- x  U
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.+ N# L" [2 ~. n" E1 }
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.  Y$ U8 j1 V- \8 S8 D' Q
Boy: Okay.
- G. F8 H! ?6 Y- iOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?2 Y" d7 I! J. z" q1 h3 P, m
Boy: I have take aways.
  `6 k6 Z; ~$ R$ {+ q2 N3 y& u/ nOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.* F# c. N. G7 [" n
Boy: Yeah.& W  {! ?  D" ~% N% |( f9 O- Q
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
* g" G0 W7 k+ c+ Z, ?  [* e8 vBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ q+ g0 B+ `6 V3 v! NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.7 N8 r6 g3 o0 W: A- d/ H+ ]5 ?& \
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?0 X; A8 x! \# I+ S
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
' r6 q1 ^: |3 t. @  m9 I. wOperator: No. How old are you?
% T0 u( c0 n. TBoy: I’m only 4.
! {5 e9 Q2 Q" j$ j) f) jOperator: 4!( [/ K9 }4 ~: P( V: O3 |
Boy: Yeah.$ E- ^+ i. n8 p) ]
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 R0 d1 u, l9 G) ?0 N) g: ^
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ Q5 o7 A5 }/ c6 e; c1 ~Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
- \" q8 Y* d* mBoy: 5.0 w$ W% }2 J, K" p9 ]0 d- ?! H
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& a! w' Z" u, X* \2 pBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math." N& H) H# S+ `
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- Z- ~8 s- K9 \; ~# g- a# l4 ~Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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