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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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9 ]1 u9 N3 T! ^  S: L$ ROperator: 911 emergencies.  {# i  d* ?" `$ ^7 ]2 k3 o
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
" f& v9 k; q& Q$ @! c6 p  rOperator: What’s the matter?
! l! T- b9 l+ [9 R2 t# v$ V  rBoy: With my math.- @' u, U/ M& y# ^. e
Operator: With your mouth?
" n/ }2 S: h, H- d* c# e5 MBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
) d- M" C, |/ i: s2 p6 C* TOperator: Sure. Where do you live?4 j7 A2 M" S3 p( ~# y
Boy: No with my math.2 M) S- h2 o( F3 a
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ k- l7 ^( r% T& U8 o6 k4 SBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 M& c# l5 R: X: Z; LOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.  \6 B9 X$ s+ \' z2 M% |
Boy: Okay.
2 `! V5 [1 h1 k5 t: s. `* c/ IOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?# N6 x) a0 f6 ?/ E- x
Boy: I have take aways./ [4 N0 j- X. @" U# d1 k/ P
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways./ v; e4 w! F- Q& y
Boy: Yeah.
4 f* r; Z2 x/ q; @2 ?# q4 b. X( Q; @Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?9 r3 b% w0 {0 I) J+ S# I
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.. ]. Z+ I2 f2 Z! {0 K5 o  g
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
, m" x5 P, Y4 NBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?0 t6 Q; l! _/ b" g* d3 i* f
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?* Q2 E6 w2 p* x5 a# p7 j

4 d1 Y9 U3 k3 k3 `9 m& SBoy: I don’t know, 1.4 N: ]# s2 d2 y: r/ O. Y( M5 V
Operator: No. How old are you?- h9 g! X4 ]/ t6 f8 y1 j
Boy: I’m only 4.. j2 T7 Z0 J' h' ?
Operator: 4!+ B) @: ]: Z6 \& I0 k# D
Boy: Yeah.
( L/ ~/ k* U$ L8 QOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
# D* F+ _0 I- @; UBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' L3 f1 B( b4 w: D5 H: B8 A2 ]6 nOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?. F; a9 F: C0 V: T# l. ^6 }
Boy: 5.
+ I7 G+ ]6 k' J' LWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 E! {# |" A  Z  K/ @, |( C7 F  XBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.$ K2 J6 I9 O# r6 Q8 X
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?3 X# x! _; m$ @; B& N1 _
Operator: It’s the mother…
, b, {0 q& A, g- IBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody./ L5 I/ ~$ ^! |' a+ v2 j
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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