4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
9 X% ~  v$ L' p% K0 @Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
2 i- G1 R4 ?# I/ n  k3 n$ g3 ~Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
: Q) n# p' i) W: r5 tBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 V) `! S: G1 ZOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 ~0 a) c& t8 i  sBoy: No with my math.
0 ]7 o" w9 Z' @6 v+ fOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
, Q; U! y7 Z, O: CBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 Z! F& L$ k; i6 [% ZBoy: I have take aways.
( D) K& Y; G, P4 m8 tOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
7 p9 r( B9 ^% xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
& k. k, ]# C8 c) h. m" {* X4 w3 RBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 @& I: D3 u# m: s# DBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

" |2 m- \- ~9 H2 }* @# IBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
* w7 C) N, e# Q5 U) i! hOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
8 k2 b( i9 \2 ]' I0 e# B8 r7 hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 L5 l" ^7 E  `4 f8 WBoy: 5.
; y0 m3 u8 i2 k( O( S+ _% `; }Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
8 A& V/ E; Q4 @* h) y& WBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈