4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
6 N! b( C# }4 M" j$ |& F# z3 ^Boy: Yeah I need some help.
7 F6 q% p5 O1 [0 C* |0 KOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
- T, O: x8 C1 L+ w4 o; i, C' j4 FBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
0 I: I/ ^6 r+ COperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 z' B( U* L2 I, `: }/ n/ c4 r! _Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 ?, ~+ a' N( v& d8 C1 W; RBoy: Okay.
. U7 g  j  h7 M& n: g( T7 d: kOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
% t8 @) I# [8 T. sOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) R. B7 u3 L; Y2 u2 E& G' {+ ~; }. G' x# eBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
- \* u, n7 b6 P8 QBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 z! ?' f- e* s. y; rOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 p6 i& G# i3 m% JBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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  ^- m$ }/ W3 b' lBoy: I don’t know, 1.
: r- C2 Q/ E1 p1 EOperator: No. How old are you?
5 e3 a% e; K, N; ~2 K1 SBoy: I’m only 4.
6 ]% K# r/ ]7 n; N5 D9 W2 ]7 POperator: 4!
& m& a$ S: b) E- g2 H. n& lBoy: Yeah.
3 a% O' s; G( N4 H4 dOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
% f1 w1 U5 ]8 _/ VBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* O/ r7 |+ a" n9 b- u0 xOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 a: B4 O" }9 ^, ^% ?/ a2 BWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ ~* x1 V) ^, u9 _  zBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# A/ e  E9 h4 n0 S4 nWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈