4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
8 h. j! l( f& a, G9 D2 A+ SBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 W7 \! A! t/ B0 [Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
( f5 B, r6 r: ?& F& {Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
" A. R' S, O5 aOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
5 x, \* Z+ ]2 ?" H. }Boy: I have take aways.
% \; M  t/ k6 U2 i6 L$ P* T: o- ]Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
6 y3 m! a' L% f$ n! b( D& DOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

! V' |4 k9 Z: y7 d2 y$ x- J* m  VBoy: I don’t know, 1.
: B/ V8 k% \& Y. kOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
+ ?9 d+ C8 b2 zOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
1 ^+ Y! T( W0 n2 E$ U' q' N( ], [% COperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
, P. G1 j" k$ Z# Z! H' O$ SBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
& L0 ^. H4 t: V/ l( R! R2 O2 lBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
- F0 \4 d7 j5 mBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
7 _- n! _/ `( B$ Q2 k4 \! x* O# RWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  c  `* G* P& Q4 h2 K9 ~Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈