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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
0 q5 D3 F8 A3 }9 V) N2 @& {Boy: Yeah I need some help.
2 M; |' m& ~# k6 DOperator: What’s the matter?
8 N7 H' Z& n5 }5 mBoy: With my math.9 h4 n- a( A$ G
Operator: With your mouth?
5 d' _2 @0 z1 A* ]  oBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?2 B/ G# {0 {0 N
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?/ ~3 E2 P9 a* C  Y; C
Boy: No with my math.$ }8 k& l# u- z! x+ \
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' v9 j8 ]. r% ^2 _0 F$ G. HBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.4 z1 x5 A. }$ \  _4 _$ R9 ^) b+ N" Q$ @
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ }7 k" E$ v5 U3 lBoy: Okay.
2 o& C8 a& E! \2 ?( ~Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 k* `/ ?1 i8 ]' M5 z) g) {Boy: I have take aways./ \7 P, S' d: ~; e0 ]/ `6 E
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" b! C" l2 \+ s: f7 B6 TBoy: Yeah.
0 J3 r  z- L/ D8 G1 NOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?+ C# w6 \4 t( u0 F% Y
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.  s. _- Z0 Z% v% ^
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
$ R6 S: G" y( r5 M( y9 p/ ?( zBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?! e- C8 l. C$ U/ H  B
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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; V& p, n  s6 |# KBoy: I don’t know, 1.
: `& p% Q) ~" tOperator: No. How old are you?4 c0 d0 v, ?9 T# |3 e% J% M  r  ~
Boy: I’m only 4.4 _0 h% p! t' H5 [9 g  E5 u
Operator: 4!
% t$ H0 W7 k7 |Boy: Yeah.  t+ t7 d* y1 N: v+ b' i( d1 H) v
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)  h' d) P7 s5 N+ y+ g0 S: E# p) y+ @
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.' Q* o- o. M* O& n/ a0 ~, W! G
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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8 V; z/ j( f5 J* ?; p9 gWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!! L# d) K  h* W0 E( A0 u) e) e
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.* U: S; z9 H' w% O
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" ?/ Y$ A: V# {Operator: It’s the mother…
/ [; x0 I- t! a/ M9 X; _Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.) q* _2 P6 \- O$ A! K0 R- V3 a
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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