4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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" ^. F5 ?2 ?) c0 }4 JOperator: 911 emergencies.
) Y, |. G4 M2 v9 q0 L8 w, R0 \Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
0 D8 [- }) v/ f% V! o3 }0 L  aBoy: With my math.
0 A* Y* Q9 c( U6 Z6 e% }6 j- ?% Z6 lOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 E% \7 @8 Z+ u! F7 ]Boy: No with my math.
9 B6 b1 A2 v! JOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 v+ {5 ], k2 ~7 l( w$ K& KOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
3 F( C) g) F0 P+ HOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 V3 c, r" t( _$ u6 w0 \0 |Boy: I have take aways.
% k8 z, @# ]9 `4 ^+ K' ]5 n$ {Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
; T" y. t, Y; j) V+ IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( D4 t1 g$ L% {7 e2 fBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ o0 a4 J, p- r) p$ l/ z9 {Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
' {& Z- M) ?6 q. o2 TOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
1 Q" m- V. S  D2 \0 SOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
/ S1 }  z7 }' \- _/ I& W9 R& JBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 O) t7 \& g/ q8 j  b2 ?/ I. IWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 Z. l9 }- S/ d# \Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
$ X: u1 ^6 C7 m+ j! h9 PBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈