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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies." i& r6 N$ \7 j, c. [$ r3 f
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
  \( K# G+ E/ `+ V- j6 E' gOperator: What’s the matter?
  h/ n. f, e& P% z& d& ^Boy: With my math.
( ?- i8 ?4 ]7 COperator: With your mouth?, q3 g$ p% k7 N! b
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?4 z1 ^- J) s! {: Z& m) |3 }  v8 p
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 j4 J. o! I# P! ^7 R* _Boy: No with my math./ w" X$ w) u8 G5 T% x, O
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: [# V; x2 {1 P  V3 eBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.. l1 {' B& V6 L3 R
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
* F5 F; ]) A; G  lBoy: Okay.3 m" z% c: r% q' X& A, i
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' o8 v8 \* n! d* X) aBoy: I have take aways.7 R: b& E7 t! u4 [
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
* w( ^. B- m7 c& x4 P. DBoy: Yeah.
/ S# p. f/ ]$ j2 z0 N, `. OOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?8 [: e7 u, X/ r+ @: o+ v* c
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.7 Q( k  s  x4 D* y3 f
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.* J. T5 O* X: N+ A
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?1 |: m7 x+ s4 r1 B3 }
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?1 V2 z1 ]7 X' O6 P# Y+ T
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.4 t2 `6 J0 f, M) f. {% F% O' ^3 ~
Operator: No. How old are you?
7 V$ A+ Q1 w1 c8 b- SBoy: I’m only 4.* P( P& B' u" {
Operator: 4!
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Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
% o& B4 d' Y8 W% T0 s+ M2 gBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
; ?; L) c1 y& WOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!' Q! C; v# `8 ]) `: [: q5 k- U; n' p
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
  Q! ]( Z" A  g" \; H5 g$ dWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?& P9 l1 t# C' U/ V! Y
Operator: It’s the mother…9 D+ C! _6 w; }5 \+ B6 C3 a5 w1 Y
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.  ]- E: E+ h* }2 z
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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