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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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. O0 x5 d4 C9 j) i& D. b2 X! _8 NOperator: 911 emergencies.  R6 `* N! E9 H- o9 X( `3 S2 t
Boy: Yeah I need some help.# d3 @& \2 v. Q# p
Operator: What’s the matter?
* S- Y% c- u1 C9 YBoy: With my math.8 n" X+ |# B& U7 P$ H4 a
Operator: With your mouth?
" C3 }4 T& T2 f) P& lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?2 [2 h  v- w) c0 }$ v' M0 J
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?! d2 I# m" M0 C" P1 K4 p# P/ R
Boy: No with my math.$ S6 Z7 |8 @; d4 K/ A( J  M
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?2 y6 u6 R" T4 G
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.3 Q- Y- y% n5 b! M9 J" A
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& E" U) U% {1 u1 p; _  SBoy: Okay.
6 Y' E0 @5 L% B, yOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?0 N1 v. ~. }, `9 C* u* g
Boy: I have take aways.
  s6 R0 |, F& c, nOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.+ A% ^: c2 G1 C: n. N
Boy: Yeah.0 j" M- w. U/ F- G
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?: B) X# A1 g; \* H! q& }. {) f
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.2 ?3 @# u3 S: y* `: b; j; [6 i
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 y& j/ _# G2 L1 ~( _Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?/ R; Z3 M+ B. ^+ V7 a
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?3 w4 _7 K4 C* h$ p+ |; L0 W
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
7 Y" W  x* T7 q  qOperator: No. How old are you?" v. C6 x% f+ ]3 M
Boy: I’m only 4.
5 v4 p( [" Z+ `4 ^  U* ^0 o- oOperator: 4!
5 e/ \% x/ b+ e' i$ s; I* B* UBoy: Yeah.
- K) U& e! _$ s* e- TOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
! O: l5 p; G+ a9 wBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' W' T; f  L. oOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. H6 m+ W1 z" C2 y7 u1 b9 R% WBoy: 5.
( _8 M: ^% Q: s* {9 FWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!* y" K2 Z; {4 B- J! ~9 ]
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.0 D3 N- o5 [4 v' a- t
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
& ^) g/ v2 v8 ^+ k' COperator: It’s the mother…
2 P/ a# R% b5 O. jBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.1 c# `9 b2 E( U  \& m( S
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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