4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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+ [- O. i- y9 |+ MOperator: 911 emergencies.
" f: Z; O8 T$ u! \4 v0 k7 qBoy: Yeah I need some help.
1 e* S5 D* z. X0 B* uOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
& h3 @. E" L6 oBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' D. B. @0 L; z  N9 W- LBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 {! ]! B) U5 _0 t/ _8 a1 Z4 I5 uBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 v$ R5 X$ k9 z1 g" Z' z, cOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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: l3 c2 _6 N& q6 o! p" ]8 JBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
" _# U) `: x3 a4 b; H- U6 ?Boy: Yeah.
9 L" w8 I% V4 X+ f: Z  pOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, J1 |. e' P1 g3 ?Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( {; H& f" d% p! ^* N+ a/ _Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
; B! f4 M/ _3 x0 t  K& UWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 a! T' L; g0 s+ l. UWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈