4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 _3 M- O8 T+ U) p) VOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, G7 h3 M$ A9 j& C: s! m6 qOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
  A1 d. @6 L6 i* T- E* s, HOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% Z  W, E% t  m9 o0 sBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 Q" a0 s$ K0 T* J) |& e( o4 ^' O$ zBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# m4 ^- h+ A( h( a4 O0 TBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ R, u1 t" d; x$ T' E1 b" UOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
2 F# R& X; N8 s! z' fOperator: 4!
& w7 Z" A5 j$ p/ C- B; w6 Z. FBoy: Yeah.
+ a+ f2 E. k% f0 K+ ^) h2 u/ y. ZOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
) u: J) \& E* G4 i% `# ]  IBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 P. w" h8 N" h4 O% b2 h  VBoy: 5.
& x. F* }! B4 q4 NWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 ~3 o& Q) H. S  UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" o5 C8 ^% _7 E" K4 YOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 Y' ^4 N5 ]$ _# @Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈