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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.1 e. G" `+ w0 a: ]3 d6 B
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
: g: }5 \& M" ~Operator: What’s the matter?/ `0 d4 I8 y3 @+ h
Boy: With my math.  R4 K, j! _/ k* ?
Operator: With your mouth?6 d$ k2 ~8 M+ j
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 @, r, S; f$ H4 Q* z0 vOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ m+ K, i+ j0 ?Boy: No with my math.3 a- K8 f3 {9 e# x
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 k) G/ f( p3 ^2 [: P! o) Q0 h& x) s7 \Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.7 g2 p) ^* A1 t$ t$ R) h
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# |7 x- x$ T3 ~# d& j/ P! NBoy: Okay.
7 Z5 R2 m  G$ V3 j5 Z3 m3 N( yOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?4 F. @5 C% K. G2 Q0 M5 T6 S* R
Boy: I have take aways.
! Q. I; E+ O# xOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.. k3 s) b, p( @  h/ c& L( a
Boy: Yeah.
3 i7 Y) Y. L' e' p, |" Q: EOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ f9 X, G7 s1 |, TBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.( U" G5 b' B( S9 i8 A+ z) d; B
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is." D2 I/ W4 ]5 x& Y, q& E
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?+ d% S8 {! s+ @2 f  w
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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4 [# P4 J- q2 F' m6 YBoy: I don’t know, 1.5 k2 C# x3 U% W" X" R# Z
Operator: No. How old are you?( k8 Q% Y0 V9 Z: O+ X! k3 \
Boy: I’m only 4.* }- S& G3 A5 E7 I3 L( r
Operator: 4!' o! |& h5 Y1 J% R) B* E
Boy: Yeah.
" @8 t5 c1 Y$ Z& OOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
7 {1 W1 S- f! D3 Z3 e% ]Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.+ R# r- ~& N* K
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?5 f, {$ {- z( F) ]
Boy: 5.* P0 X  O& [2 [- n- n
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!7 j2 B1 k' T) r5 L" {
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( F; v1 K% A4 d7 h; v: nWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?; g5 g1 V. [5 }; a$ F; y. p
Operator: It’s the mother…
4 V8 F3 N- U" u# RBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 T( r, i" k5 t/ yWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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