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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
" a4 q1 _0 E2 N# M8 k. j  c/ dBoy: Yeah I need some help., ^* N) |& u/ u2 p  Y3 H( t) V
Operator: What’s the matter?, r! k6 V, F5 |% i
Boy: With my math.
/ N' d) S! }7 @4 v. \) J2 X6 YOperator: With your mouth?
0 X7 G: W- s0 h& v# O4 ZBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; |9 E& @6 G6 y: n3 GOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 u, M+ h7 U( @% WBoy: No with my math.
1 R2 J, L' ^+ B' N: h; {  K. m% ~Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?( V* `0 @+ l0 m4 {/ e$ d
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
) d" m! J% j) y, s7 V/ H& I' e# tOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.& ^2 p# T, v/ B
Boy: Okay./ _, c; A! x  _4 c
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 W7 k2 T0 B+ B+ I: e* w$ T$ ~  ]* _Boy: I have take aways.5 `2 K  U; Q  I0 t% r
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.. M8 p! Z/ t. T! v$ ~' U# @& J
Boy: Yeah.
0 G; Z8 i$ i1 q& y5 w, ?: m' t# cOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
, e. B( n4 U# E* C3 F7 g+ KBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.. Z# Z9 [( f; E9 s9 j9 ~
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 E7 `; ?8 |& l$ v/ LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ e4 X  \- P- C4 a- aOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?  b& O# `' G5 a8 d# E
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 u9 J* F1 G# i0 ^3 j( h5 YOperator: No. How old are you?) G: P7 k5 y/ X( J3 v! ]: O2 U; U- q
Boy: I’m only 4.2 O9 F8 O1 E8 W' X
Operator: 4!
9 y, r0 }1 c6 o5 D% {, S1 V% c. xBoy: Yeah.2 z/ `: C5 v  e/ N3 C8 R- t; u$ p$ J
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)! Y( [2 Z& r2 v* v
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5./ o; [4 u8 |, T4 W* G- W* \
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?0 _1 \- K1 y% ]) r
Boy: 5.
$ x0 T* x( B( O0 FWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 ~  m# b& F5 s) J: k1 BBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.9 a. {& H) j* i
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?6 ~  s% ^5 f5 z) X% c. ?& d$ d
Operator: It’s the mother…* s- `" K2 T  j5 q
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* p  r/ d1 i) C/ T% p. N& tWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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