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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
- F* K1 j! A" A9 R/ XBoy: Yeah I need some help.
/ ]& r9 X8 Y1 v' p6 y2 AOperator: What’s the matter?" @" a5 o* o! n( F
Boy: With my math.
2 m3 n: Z9 ?/ a# ]- Q# \Operator: With your mouth?
9 e! w; P. A: q+ h( LBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( W4 m" j4 R) b" h+ @, Z2 s: cOperator: Sure. Where do you live?0 A* q) Z' N8 j0 Z
Boy: No with my math.
% g7 e* B/ Z; ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ K5 j" A5 B) X3 ZBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone." G( _5 {' d8 Q7 e. k% ~9 U
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.& ]. i$ R0 l4 s2 w& i1 S# `. h4 f7 a2 K
Boy: Okay.; B3 x6 z7 J% g  a! {7 Q
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
; I3 X4 j) n4 U8 XBoy: I have take aways.
& P9 t" u; K2 N, d, f4 xOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& d5 W) Y  `4 U; J! dBoy: Yeah.
/ Z. R" d7 X1 j% }3 wOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 P$ q6 Z1 E& z: ABoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.3 {! h8 h- q" n! d6 N6 G7 ^8 ^: Y
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.1 Q5 s8 b4 P0 D6 p8 {) R4 U3 U
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 x2 ?- X- `! Z8 v1 x; \5 bOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?+ H% x! e5 H. O0 j7 i: `, d
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Boy: I don’t know, 1./ U$ o( e, q7 W' k* [
Operator: No. How old are you?
% U, e' ^3 D4 V7 f% w  GBoy: I’m only 4.+ m" r0 w2 b  R6 w
Operator: 4!0 M/ ?5 n+ c2 a$ c4 z
Boy: Yeah." S* m5 {, [( z7 z4 e6 a0 a
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
7 x# ?7 c2 ^6 I& H7 rBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 P: x" i( O+ yOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
- u* X, @+ E7 T/ |$ sBoy: 5.
5 g9 f. {( k4 _7 v  X& k6 [" }6 @" f6 eWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
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Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?! O- L- P2 e: w0 T
Operator: It’s the mother…0 L- o1 H4 ?! [' O4 m  W
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 j3 t% ?0 m0 _- z1 BWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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