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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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5 w& p5 m% I4 ]4 z! gOperator: 911 emergencies.
# c0 l+ o3 P' S4 g2 r. KBoy: Yeah I need some help.
% y4 c' E4 a6 H* u3 L8 {) {, f5 SOperator: What’s the matter?" g8 M( M8 J: l: d
Boy: With my math.
3 p) P4 e. L5 Y: J0 s, POperator: With your mouth?" G: ^: J- E; a1 c0 n
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?! I/ h6 d' ?" Z) P
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?5 R& e5 Y- `9 }$ E! U* w
Boy: No with my math.
% R5 ~* L, s4 J) E! }5 mOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?& E8 a5 `5 ]* b' }7 Q
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% S1 J6 L" h  H7 m; }6 a8 m
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" y$ m7 C7 a- p6 e6 w8 W6 F" ]Boy: Okay.3 T5 p( g2 v( N0 r
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( i0 H1 c9 ^* {( z0 zBoy: I have take aways.: R! H* A/ e) Q
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.% t6 W0 @) g9 m: Y8 A: b! a
Boy: Yeah.1 b: @1 y7 p5 H) q0 c; z
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 E- m9 R' B, b+ Q/ \  jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ Y7 w, N; D- V  MOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.. G, ?3 R! p# Z3 v  a
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?4 r% `$ A& \6 g$ }3 @6 P, Q; U+ E
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?& `# E+ C! C( d' Y+ Q
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
  Q/ H9 W# z( v9 s5 `Operator: No. How old are you?; n& s6 f# V2 ^# i4 U( r& o
Boy: I’m only 4." Q2 Z& H5 B% l% h; T, ?  W
Operator: 4!
7 r9 ~3 p: N& w0 ?Boy: Yeah.* x" P( C$ r  I% W" A" p/ f: f
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
& F& d3 O9 v. JBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 o$ e: |. C  I! \Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?7 p  Y: u* d7 K8 E
Boy: 5.3 m. u' g) C$ M9 T+ x2 Z6 }
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!* ?  [, ^" Q. Y4 e( J
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* ~. _+ I- P( B/ ?3 yWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?7 P6 Q" L3 H$ C8 F
Operator: It’s the mother…
9 x) F+ F" m3 A* A& C5 w/ IBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  o7 c+ M" `- u) QWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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