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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
& C# o, F( P2 UBoy: Yeah I need some help.
) [) k) A  W1 p* GOperator: What’s the matter?
6 F' a& B7 U* T' r! kBoy: With my math., g3 ?( {) G5 D
Operator: With your mouth?) u: v8 N5 @8 p. Y0 M: u' V$ X/ y
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?! Y  n: w/ y6 y' v) i! W
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 ^& ?. ^+ @8 b+ I0 z8 [Boy: No with my math.
' Y" t/ u* a2 [. FOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?) v: G0 ~! l$ a; y9 t+ P/ v1 m
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 t4 ?( w  s1 mOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' v; ~* o+ |* J, O9 _Boy: Okay.8 J4 `* {% T# I6 l5 n
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! E, e% X% Z4 ^# h  HBoy: I have take aways." j  a; N# D+ E$ Y1 T
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.& s0 a) `% J4 M! F/ w, h
Boy: Yeah./ l* S7 z1 h% \& {( r
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 c+ D1 }0 A  E1 @1 Y, M$ X! m3 _( HBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) N# X5 E9 j  D0 {/ O5 oOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 I9 y4 L7 A2 e) fBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?: d. ]/ K  k8 W  I0 a1 m, z2 e1 p
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?& S. l; Z) u0 d( k
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.2 x8 k! m) J4 W( n  A. u" L
Operator: No. How old are you?
) ?* [% m# ~/ CBoy: I’m only 4.
$ Y9 k% [; u  `% B8 @Operator: 4!6 a. \4 Q# L7 D  C5 B# K0 V
Boy: Yeah.
1 c, u: a, R) `$ W# U' fOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
4 l7 n9 m! R. {- hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ h# z' q2 X* k( bOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?  @9 {, S* Q. N
Boy: 5.7 d* q# o3 O- c
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* \( k! l3 q8 S6 V3 z! Y2 ~! tBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.% P" F0 K2 G6 R% r6 j6 H: a0 O
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?" ?3 X* f# e& i$ L$ I9 `7 G- Z4 c
Operator: It’s the mother…& T& p- |0 }8 d. E* I
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.8 q  K& f. a/ Y; \0 y
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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