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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录
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2 J. X7 v  b$ }' wOperator: 911 emergencies.  y! R( y$ i- x4 Y8 _( k
Boy: Yeah I need some help.: a8 ~# l( y0 k, h2 F- `
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 }* S7 p0 m0 q% w5 EBoy: With my math.
- x% @' |, s. U; u3 ?Operator: With your mouth?
1 K7 q( z9 X( V& D2 M. CBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" e4 L/ F0 a& T) q; n& ]/ H% A9 vOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 B$ T5 C6 C# Y8 A" LBoy: No with my math.
8 y2 g% Z4 H( cOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' w% s5 U0 Z: G! QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, U  B0 v8 ~" j4 m5 oOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 w6 C% T8 ^8 e; I8 pBoy: Okay.
4 x6 ?) P, k" q+ A9 A. z' ~Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?" u9 w+ W+ H* M; w  d: w! z
Boy: I have take aways./ g6 f4 S3 E4 _0 X- d
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.6 D9 W, M2 E% m& D
Boy: Yeah.) |7 k8 x& b5 ~5 L" P6 l  y+ {* o
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?1 @+ P1 A% w" @! W5 z5 U
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ u. `. d! Y! C* d: vOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.2 F$ f% N) G. j2 a, B6 a
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?# p6 M+ u7 {1 z
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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3 m3 ?! _/ g1 t) r( x" ~# `: }Boy: I don’t know, 1.) ]2 \8 K9 s0 h3 l% z. H( `0 h
Operator: No. How old are you?8 i+ ~1 L9 x9 G+ d6 {( i
Boy: I’m only 4.! J. ]! {" I6 `& j% @. ~
Operator: 4!
' x) w# \; h7 j: iBoy: Yeah.
' M8 h: Y) k" p. hOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)/ {' k0 V; I8 A& ~3 j
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ C8 Z0 S% y0 k) hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?, |' ^: I) y: F* c, ], ?
Boy: 5.
, B) @8 {+ m" a9 ~5 pWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 v. n( `* {3 @Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.% J! \" }5 Z; J$ L, {7 e% X
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?# f4 Z) q" Q# P2 S3 r# R2 z
Operator: It’s the mother…4 \8 n: \9 h. O; x7 P4 l) X  E( H
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 D5 w( [# t) b, qWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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