4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ j% K& q  P/ q5 p* B$ @0 H& @Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
; o! l  {* C% a1 d/ p  uBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
% G. P+ N. ^" `- r0 W: p! a/ _) iBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 z5 s* i  G5 Z  y1 F/ j4 i. m  cOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
( u9 l3 o. i5 ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
% M- R; H) e( _) c8 SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 T2 D0 s& F" y0 xOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
  u- v. B- G: p1 `' {Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 m6 c0 F0 y& s- i1 a% e! iOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

- H+ f: I( O2 T7 N" @Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
+ l. l. K. l: ?" G+ o8 x2 n- U6 SOperator: 4!
7 z  J$ y7 }2 ~. B, ?- Z6 G9 GBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% e5 V' }6 e" }Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( }' L8 C) y( R  t  zWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ y- L* P% @+ s* wOperator: It’s the mother…
* ^; L# t0 q8 @1 w& S; [5 MBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈