4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
  Q  @: e  G  m) _0 E# ~Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
8 w" \: m& l, w( l( w  i6 EOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ E2 W4 R/ W' A+ [Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' \) l: O9 f) }" e2 gBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 Z1 J( B$ E( Z$ X/ E1 a3 RBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 }& ?: [$ d( F; ?  _& }Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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! A  `2 k0 V7 w8 Q; y/ y# [Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
- @: \4 C6 V6 r2 d( F& a; Q% wBoy: I’m only 4.
% v0 ?$ n! S/ `: m1 u0 ~Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
1 n9 y( j2 [2 B& ?. G4 \/ ^% s8 A& q# MOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
7 p: B: F4 Q, S% G! [Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈