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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.3 j8 F9 Y, D3 x. W
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- R* \& q7 S, V: V' j0 }/ q. i0 MOperator: What’s the matter?/ h& B5 M- Q8 v$ \* k& H2 p
Boy: With my math.' L0 g; T( O+ v# ]
Operator: With your mouth?
: u# u8 O7 D4 A# z( I! X+ ]Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?6 n( l8 |/ g! A7 S4 @6 B
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
4 z! \) S# X8 x7 y! N9 L  ~9 ?, oBoy: No with my math.% @: r! p% G2 u1 l6 C, F" E6 y
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
! Y( N; e/ |1 P) b6 v6 N( A% dBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 ]: d  _: a9 K7 {( LOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.% M& \2 v  ^' M/ n1 [8 j
Boy: Okay.
7 v/ e3 \* R7 O& U$ I2 MOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?0 M( T5 o. N* f% J
Boy: I have take aways., Y. N" h6 h* [9 w  [* r' Y$ L# u
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.5 _( P0 h$ L- \  e
Boy: Yeah.
0 ]- ?: r6 S3 i- `. F  gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
3 ?0 j+ r" V. c' {- cBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 e. ^& {" J) R' lOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 x, O6 b5 i- o! i0 g# QBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
7 `( x; w, Y+ Z; J  v: AOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?8 y/ x4 |' Z2 O6 Q; S
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
, r+ T1 z+ b7 B/ x' L" ]7 b* Y1 xOperator: No. How old are you?
0 [2 q/ f2 h: A8 N) K: ]) m3 ~Boy: I’m only 4.5 ~. t/ v' ~9 v5 D8 e, a
Operator: 4!
3 ]3 J4 f& V/ ]& `Boy: Yeah.! w* |) d: U2 c  r4 g3 e8 b
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
0 L! C+ O( {0 w/ f9 @, |/ sBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 l2 s, h0 F# b+ y' E: _  ?5 U; ~8 F* FOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 j. g* n$ Y6 G% D& zBoy: 5.
; A" W3 u4 ?$ T3 }Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
; [' R( N; _+ g# H# nBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.3 t2 W$ o, F; X* c
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 [# U; Q  K2 Q8 M+ ]# [' tOperator: It’s the mother…3 ~1 [3 z$ a, X5 p! T6 p- p
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 X4 C% J8 G3 X3 Z+ xWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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