4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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" M6 I- j$ j' DOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
6 l2 V( z7 ]% T- |$ T% @Operator: What’s the matter?
& b$ C' u" H# @- jBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 j+ l9 L, h- a2 ^& aOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 A& n4 B0 E: b1 Z1 cBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- d0 B$ y9 p2 U6 X$ h3 m. y" u1 cOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
) x8 i, L: M! o$ G9 U- v  SOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
2 G! ~' V: X/ m. ^# m0 hOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ n4 _( g4 r. M' D$ nBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& h7 Q0 q7 g2 b% ^Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

. {1 a1 V5 T! |  m# C3 d# rBoy: I don’t know, 1.
# |1 P8 F3 r9 m( W3 U$ b7 E) c, r( iOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
# a4 ~2 T2 n7 A6 D. g7 p5 G& vOperator: 4!
8 f& U. d- K1 K$ u" U0 O0 ^Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
# M  m. J% n+ yBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  N+ w7 u4 u& ~9 A* D+ O; H7 XOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 a0 i% _3 {5 T/ |! u! Q* R% GBoy: 5.
0 E7 [- [8 p/ I- ?- jWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) s) F9 l' o, s$ o, \4 w. ~Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) ?7 l7 }4 Y1 _. g% ?0 SWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
, ~5 Q! s3 B. l& I- U0 j2 mBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% L% o0 ^6 v1 P/ O3 G; ?& T( u/ ~. xWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈