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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.& m* @6 h- M$ u/ k! u6 H( ~
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
; U' I, u6 A8 J8 c( ]1 L' XOperator: What’s the matter?
7 `, t0 m) z7 S9 `Boy: With my math.# N6 a$ V- |0 g5 P
Operator: With your mouth?& x3 m+ k/ H1 }* E! f% @4 U! f
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 }  t# H, r( k" y/ pOperator: Sure. Where do you live?4 W9 [( s: j) t) W2 h, |7 E
Boy: No with my math.2 {; z/ i+ ]7 r* h
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?: d/ `  O5 F" s! C  ^2 ]1 P+ e
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.+ c" P3 {" h4 a  u  b8 `- W
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you., B8 E; _! S8 V9 C7 C- i+ T2 e. p7 a
Boy: Okay." q3 A, Q" _2 O8 T: ?  z
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?7 k  y" `6 t, \) y, |: Y
Boy: I have take aways.
1 o( o& w4 S! l% d; H8 o# aOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.. j5 f& X) D9 k
Boy: Yeah.
2 P$ C" [% \# R6 J" r; ~Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  z/ b- z- }% h7 s4 l9 M- xBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.5 ]9 F' `; P1 N  n0 x7 C
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 e8 l9 i9 W; L8 k# V. A$ dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?9 h6 E6 a+ o# [$ a
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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1 G1 R$ B( X* j$ F' G$ [" V' xBoy: I don’t know, 1.6 P* h2 v7 S2 L; e. C" A6 ?
Operator: No. How old are you?
$ r7 f0 S7 V- Q: `% M5 LBoy: I’m only 4.7 b' `0 P9 I' a/ Q: H4 ~) s6 p
Operator: 4!/ J9 o# M# r0 X1 m
Boy: Yeah.8 V* L& o, e! J3 }
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 n2 x  l. k0 G, v5 z: j
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.. _" h5 l6 ~( G& H% M
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?) I4 N2 y4 G7 Y
Boy: 5.
4 X# z/ r; z* U+ E6 YWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 Y& P5 d! D& yBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.1 @! j, |; M2 F5 j4 R7 L
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
' \, E; o; I' I# B0 \: s/ d6 ?Operator: It’s the mother…2 @; d& V* M( \% s  V( \
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. D/ H* f( ]. Z' T4 XWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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