4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
$ d$ \- \. x' H0 @/ DBoy: Yeah I need some help.
! s9 X% {  R/ c1 u$ r+ _3 w+ @- M& qOperator: What’s the matter?
  Z9 Y# y  d. }3 G" XBoy: With my math.
2 h  T+ [/ H9 j6 Q, TOperator: With your mouth?
0 j( Y; D, f: I2 S: k6 gBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  N0 j8 |( C( WBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 y, a# A" z% V* H( d1 ~Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 ?$ G- F' k# ^$ E; C5 x% h1 oOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- K, [/ c( D$ u4 u1 j  ]/ g9 ?Boy: Okay.
/ F+ P, w5 M8 z% IOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
( C7 L( P  y0 q1 u3 A9 g3 v$ D( e- ^Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( |3 g7 I: c, o' [0 _7 @3 JOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: `( p/ ~/ D% GBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
' C( O7 j, _+ A' R, e" Y0 F4 \# k" pBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
- e! \- ^/ J& P5 j# F. E: z& fBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, f  B3 i' `  l/ O  jOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* U) i7 y/ p) Y8 A) o) I% @Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 z4 Q# l7 S2 x6 Q/ Y; lWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈