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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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/ d; @" L- F0 VOperator: 911 emergencies.. Z0 X9 A4 l# ^4 D/ z4 _2 K
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
) ?! _4 ?( h) D* A* [Operator: What’s the matter?2 s0 k; _, B! a+ T4 a
Boy: With my math.& C7 \" ^( w- j+ W& I) w# U
Operator: With your mouth?- M5 J- p, A0 C- [' w5 c
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
+ V1 j& q$ Z0 ?" D; iOperator: Sure. Where do you live?- y, q4 s) W1 z5 |
Boy: No with my math.
4 ]+ B0 U8 j$ J6 iOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?0 a: y3 M) A* c! {& m7 n
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.: s: h+ R# O+ h+ m* r! ?
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 \7 T- e' R$ _) i4 xBoy: Okay.
( F3 v4 v, }% h7 o% p3 u1 nOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?1 B+ `: y+ F4 i- o/ @% O
Boy: I have take aways.3 j( {' [+ D; a: g" T. Z; Y+ Q, e
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  Q% t; F/ |5 p* d4 M1 gBoy: Yeah.
# _5 K8 j+ H  j6 S9 {$ ^Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?& V" Y6 @; W' L4 Z3 P3 e1 O8 H, a
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ s! K+ r5 U$ zOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.$ d7 P# ~4 h2 f& H; T; D
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ K% ^0 Z7 q' ^  mOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?1 r) J4 x1 @; w7 c
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.! r5 ?2 s: u8 o; i. o- |) i6 Y5 f
Operator: No. How old are you?" [- Z& }3 `7 f4 K- g
Boy: I’m only 4.7 y3 h- ~- k7 g9 \
Operator: 4!
& N0 R* A4 i4 ?3 z9 i7 PBoy: Yeah.
* n7 ~( Z  |* z( x5 uOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)" |5 G$ t* E" O/ [- b" |5 d7 z
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: ~) y9 R% B/ x, fOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
+ |) Q, V0 \* s( y4 N+ i9 ~& VBoy: 5.
9 b0 M2 Y7 h( L* O* oWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!0 a# l: Y9 A, o2 y( d* b
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 w* a: ?4 Q  K: u- g  b2 aWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?% A4 E& C% s3 w9 t
Operator: It’s the mother…
9 F0 s- j  w3 {7 M+ u- b2 X- L! bBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. B- ]8 w% S# y, a- E5 o% GWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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