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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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$ G; s$ E% l. H4 }/ |  p$ b) sOperator: 911 emergencies.
" r6 W; I. G% P9 h# g! JBoy: Yeah I need some help.1 X; o; f/ M  a0 G* k3 c2 z# w0 v
Operator: What’s the matter?
9 _, A8 O- q( z. t- DBoy: With my math.
' L5 r5 b6 R2 E, P8 `; c- }& _Operator: With your mouth?
7 g: t) N4 |. ]Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?; s# n1 s0 n8 g* O: f& m+ J
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
) w* o; Q4 |, _7 Y! ~9 k# ^Boy: No with my math.  H4 B! c5 c+ Q+ R  q
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?; `, Y5 I3 ~7 \% y+ F8 J
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 I1 d& s; i% D3 e7 Q+ QOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.! |' |( V- X( d  N7 ?* o  s9 s; Q
Boy: Okay.
  G+ P0 f+ P% z9 LOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 Q7 q" D3 R/ ~4 UBoy: I have take aways.) |" }: L: l3 Y9 _
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
* M- W% W: X7 u7 l4 O, }Boy: Yeah.
2 k8 {' k% Z4 N: A  _: L9 Z& SOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?4 E* _6 z/ @3 p
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.' s" T" u/ g" [% Z/ L
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& z* Q! Z' o! T0 ?* m, m1 E; l3 gBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?6 u  \) y, M" L7 _9 E
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.' T9 B. Z( e+ z( u& ~8 [
Operator: No. How old are you?4 s. S! O( D  K3 G2 Q2 _
Boy: I’m only 4.( s- d) q; a9 U4 A8 ]6 T
Operator: 4!
  f% ?; C( [+ ~: K6 }! X; TBoy: Yeah.  L0 V' O/ f3 s6 {
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
9 g! ?% v  E! ~( Y& DBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
8 ~9 c- _5 N' l# NOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 G. y  a3 p8 c* L! ?Boy: 5.
# L4 \. o4 `/ ^" V, @7 p9 A( ^% UWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!6 N0 F9 G: a  V3 k& S9 k2 u, S
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.! y2 J% e- C% n- k5 r1 z0 O
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?8 u( I& y# l" a/ `7 S
Operator: It’s the mother…
' f$ n4 [2 c* x$ ~8 Q( ]: e5 xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.9 l& A8 }4 N$ h5 x/ ~+ d5 G- ^% }
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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