4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( g: \) m; C! Q% p% I" `: sOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
# p6 v4 }) o/ MOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
/ `7 l( |' Y; E* sOperator: With your mouth?
& I, K" l/ V( u6 `( S5 QBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
, B6 r+ S+ R! [+ W0 \Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ m- x" s8 g& D! B9 JBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
. y1 D8 d7 T9 u7 iBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' |4 ^2 b4 i/ \4 p$ G5 Q7 @6 dOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- I! `  H% T5 Y  Q6 {9 B& I* S9 \2 |5 LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ {3 Q0 U5 {$ B0 Y% z) t# pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
% |" v7 U6 }) {& `Operator: No. How old are you?
& N9 k# f. D1 f, Z, aBoy: I’m only 4.
, V# Y* `5 P0 \( E; O% `+ dOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 a7 E) g# k5 H6 i! HWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈