4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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对话文字记录
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Operator: 911 emergencies.
4 b8 r# R+ H' J. T, |Boy: Yeah I need some help.
  |' Z2 d) L7 v; UOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; Q; U9 _& M7 v# x0 s8 h1 {& L( MOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 [0 F6 X# l, e4 `' X' G' bBoy: No with my math.
0 c% j6 l+ ?. W3 ZOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) \& M# _, E  K- P" [Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
0 w7 d8 s; y; z$ t' y, S* c7 O1 hOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' \7 K  h5 i. p  S3 ]Boy: Yeah.
0 U! |! T8 F5 k! f( w# @Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
3 r* a7 X  b( L1 G" P2 uBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
4 f/ j9 u2 J7 K9 o% R1 ]Boy: I’m only 4.
- D9 t. P% c) O7 vOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
0 Q2 v; k% |$ n# hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 @: p9 W8 B8 s& v; Z. t/ LBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
! h$ G; Y& @6 H% e2 Z( S; R. dOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 a  e0 P) Y% f2 ~( J  @0 i+ SWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈