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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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对话文字记录: v0 ?" d5 M! Z$ v4 f! Q% i
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Operator: 911 emergencies.2 U, p  V5 s! m6 N
Boy: Yeah I need some help.% j9 R6 ?( C1 r. T2 w; r
Operator: What’s the matter?0 G, C; @/ Q, M8 d( o5 z
Boy: With my math.
8 B) A0 S" D. I) E* l) VOperator: With your mouth?
% Y- r# P1 y- g! E. Y) bBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 ?* K7 p$ n" v* P% ~0 F. FOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
% r- @/ ^# T* ~7 dBoy: No with my math.) G6 @' Z4 p- Q5 n0 [% {
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?* W2 n# `5 Q" ?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 \3 W2 p3 x* f, QOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) a1 r1 O) m6 ?5 T; t& d& bBoy: Okay.
8 l  a" e( ~# t, \  _. iOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: ^' e0 W% G2 E3 tBoy: I have take aways.
# e7 H7 p3 W; nOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" d  c9 O3 k. D* JBoy: Yeah.9 ]) M4 j& ]8 h9 X( `! a
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 r, ]/ A+ A: Q. t& M; q/ ^) PBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.6 e3 U# m; A- p( m0 r0 V  k3 T
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% m, r7 W3 H1 f  F) `( j  E6 qBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?; o/ G' [0 F7 M$ |) F6 U+ u
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?& M: p& s& g! \: T

. x8 b3 I: T( K7 SBoy: I don’t know, 1.. ~% b7 g( _) a/ b0 P# N: W
Operator: No. How old are you?
( @% H, W9 t, kBoy: I’m only 4.! T) I" G! S1 q' S4 e5 O1 D
Operator: 4!
* V  _4 {; ^2 G$ {. K' rBoy: Yeah.
' R# u  W+ g( O3 s/ N! kOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈), A8 F9 ?1 n( Y& w
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.- o) C/ y; _: Q5 F- `
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?/ s8 e# a& E" y% r0 t
Boy: 5.
0 K; L+ L% c; EWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& _; \3 v3 l8 d  GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! }) H7 @6 B6 d; X0 e7 K9 JWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?7 h! ~7 n1 }  B( {# {
Operator: It’s the mother…- d6 M0 I1 o7 h/ q
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
3 k5 h& i- r  l; p7 b" R6 _/ q1 _Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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