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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies." K6 B* |7 [, F& s5 P4 D* H: A
Boy: Yeah I need some help.% L, k, R! X: B+ U; N- e" M, w( U
Operator: What’s the matter?
% A6 _* r. h1 J+ S5 t6 ?Boy: With my math.
6 n1 f7 R8 R/ L0 J+ ?6 N' mOperator: With your mouth?3 }# _+ a" k% R9 O
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 b  T" B6 U' m' N* d0 @) VOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
' D3 D2 b, Y/ ]4 y% E2 G! GBoy: No with my math.
2 `: N# M) Y7 _) ?( |5 O1 fOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?0 Q8 Q; J7 h: J, Z, d1 o& y
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.4 @) q8 ^' h$ @  W5 K
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! @1 ~" o1 ^& X) m1 L+ H$ oBoy: Okay.
- F4 s; x$ e* H* }1 uOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ N4 u" s! f3 H3 j- u* lBoy: I have take aways.' P2 S0 [# p) X8 R9 \6 e6 _
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" e$ }$ ]7 Q  }4 _# ^4 rBoy: Yeah.
/ S3 U2 c# k9 ~" V8 bOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?- F, y# `' P* e1 _7 }
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.! n( E! ~5 `9 K; Q! B
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 L+ R8 ^3 |% Q! g$ I3 dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! U  Q1 \4 c% D( s& `Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?0 c- x( t4 V+ e* B5 N% T

# a+ O( O" @7 U) k1 b3 nBoy: I don’t know, 1.3 f4 x6 [1 F+ B; K) P( Y: Y
Operator: No. How old are you?
6 w1 O; f3 o0 E  n5 o1 W7 L' p; ]; KBoy: I’m only 4., z# v- f" u7 w+ e# h3 h4 p0 y
Operator: 4!" u$ n' Z" ]9 L; q7 w6 c
Boy: Yeah.- B( R5 P% m$ y; r
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
6 z( P0 x, ~; {/ G. t: Z3 C' o/ M: K! mBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.: d1 \9 l% S( [
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
9 ?, F1 c' m. N* w+ m; Q/ {Boy: 5.
# }$ g  s( b2 n, k: v0 u* P% q- EWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( c( U* Z1 R2 P4 R$ JBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, k, S" \+ @, uWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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, m& W( P  A( DBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody./ v  @2 ]6 L+ _9 J+ `$ }
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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