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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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$ H& V) f0 u* M& j1 E# o: M7 S* ~对话文字记录
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Operator: 911 emergencies.
: K( \% S  Y5 g0 i) GBoy: Yeah I need some help.5 u. B! o4 I% o. M. E
Operator: What’s the matter?
  O  j) f/ d" J6 T! aBoy: With my math.
. G; I$ b2 m8 v: p, N3 `Operator: With your mouth?
9 a4 H5 a' _. v/ t' Y' LBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?5 K7 W* X' w; m4 P  X+ `2 a4 R
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?$ U: T# U3 O2 K8 u1 Q2 N% R
Boy: No with my math.0 F5 `( J  h& y# ]
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?5 k8 y( p+ p1 Y- z7 I0 ^0 F7 x
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
& T7 l% R' ^$ W/ A/ L7 m% UOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.1 B$ L- F: x& J! ^3 w
Boy: Okay.
. {9 f- c( t8 ^7 ~Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" l7 S" u! ^5 h* a4 A0 k! ABoy: I have take aways.
1 q4 w4 m: B* C0 Q4 o; m7 t: X8 iOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
$ D7 L; V( ]0 rBoy: Yeah.+ y7 p% f# ]; a, E1 @7 _
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?$ G) n4 u3 s/ p  R! H" U) o
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math./ y8 N( c! q1 ^" {& o# ?
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% I% [: c  |7 ^- h: i$ J$ j& z* RBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 C( O' n% ~1 x8 ], }& |Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?7 |! @& Z: T, v
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
% H0 e3 y% a3 t# g  P0 w9 rOperator: No. How old are you?* ~2 X/ O+ Y, i7 ~/ G% d+ F: j
Boy: I’m only 4.1 E& [# [* i  @  B
Operator: 4!$ m  [! C: `' I9 ^. Q
Boy: Yeah.
) m# |7 A' n  V' [9 JOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)$ N9 Y/ R4 R! l2 ]' k" w1 n2 o6 T
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
4 t3 H/ e9 Z, ~) x! X6 vOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% {8 i9 }. t" ]3 cBoy: 5.2 X" H+ V6 Q5 [2 k  z: r3 Z" U
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!/ @) W" j; W% s  v) i5 I
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 g3 N# V- i8 E6 M7 W7 Q5 dWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
5 t) x6 Z" K' w4 C7 K; a' LOperator: It’s the mother…3 o$ m) l  ]) V! |
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.1 p! x. J4 }# U# y" J- {
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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