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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.) A% @! c, H3 [( J0 W* P, @% ?
Boy: Yeah I need some help.* W1 w+ _9 I5 h
Operator: What’s the matter?9 v8 A9 I- H  I0 N' A7 ^
Boy: With my math.5 t! _  [9 V, g3 R; W6 c3 D
Operator: With your mouth?
8 h. j! l( f& a, G9 D2 A+ SBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 W7 \! A! t/ B0 [Operator: Sure. Where do you live?" G& w! N7 v: o/ p# |
Boy: No with my math.
( f5 B, r6 r: ?& F& {Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?& Y' u, o: A# h$ N, ?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
" A. R' S, O5 aOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.3 Q( R7 k) C* b9 K! J8 n
Boy: Okay.' _/ e4 I! T  j2 y" I
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
5 x, \* Z+ ]2 ?" H. }Boy: I have take aways.
% \; M  t/ k6 U2 i6 L$ P* T: o- ]Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.; ~# E' g' n9 ~& I$ _1 n
Boy: Yeah.# P" G' ?8 J* P8 t8 r3 G
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?  p( Z6 M' r5 Y9 B" f# p8 D1 R
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.& |) ^8 t# `% [; o" I8 F# h& s
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.2 V; `- u7 x; j, v' s  J: h
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
6 y3 m! a' L% f$ n! b( D& DOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?! N# v( _# b1 z

! V' |4 k9 Z: y7 d2 y$ x- J* m  VBoy: I don’t know, 1.
: B/ V8 k% \& Y. kOperator: No. How old are you?; _% p0 ]1 k/ ~  a# N- w9 d0 i
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
1 ^+ Y! T( W0 n2 E$ U' q' N( ], [% COperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
, P. G1 j" k$ Z# Z! H' O$ SBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.! N2 x" K* f( g$ Y0 L
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
- F0 \4 d7 j5 mBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
7 _- n! _/ `( B$ Q2 k4 \! x* O# RWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?& I8 n& X1 W: U, |. U) n' k
Operator: It’s the mother…# F1 N) I3 s1 {, j6 g+ F5 U
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  c  `* G* P& Q4 h2 K9 ~Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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