4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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2 _8 z0 N. q) d4 k7 _Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
: s0 b# \6 G/ V! TOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
% n+ j( O% r% uBoy: No with my math.
( U# r, r6 Q( m# zOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
; h# a/ o7 ]7 f, e; }7 aBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, O' M1 h/ U/ gOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  v3 G6 F) a6 ~8 t$ kBoy: Okay.
7 x7 r- U' n  M* Q( xOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 v; q& m' W, H0 kBoy: I have take aways.
$ c! |; d  T$ J8 W8 ^6 JOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
" u* O# s8 F5 z( w( LOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 ]$ w# m' y$ O' k; w% TOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
, U) g- ^- o3 h7 x( K9 IBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
% x# \4 F0 p+ @- w* i1 W$ wOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 ]5 ]: }  l, `$ y! dOperator: No. How old are you?
6 u1 O6 g: y/ y3 y6 C$ JBoy: I’m only 4.
3 `( s0 p  @; L7 q) K' \* ?2 _Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& {- [3 a1 D  l( \( g* D% oOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 Z4 C& E6 f' Y' l% v2 ~7 PBoy: 5.
4 x: N. ~* K% e  Y# [+ LWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& n6 E1 w( N) ?& KBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
5 w5 n0 M. o5 q; V$ \3 ~Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
2 i0 k' f  [8 Q- Q+ j6 V3 u8 dBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈