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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% {+ w1 g' O% {  k2 b$ YBoy: Yeah I need some help.
! m/ t: [" q; \4 L  ]- O+ pOperator: What’s the matter?
  T- X6 R7 A/ Z$ SBoy: With my math.
$ n! U1 u  K* a' |8 V! ]7 \1 POperator: With your mouth?
" x( Z5 i# P3 A' o& n; K1 ]Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?- E, z  E5 b# E, j- d
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  ]4 R; u9 b) W2 A, \Boy: No with my math.
$ v+ l3 ]5 Z) h& _7 \2 NOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& ]8 _; m4 L9 aBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.( @! d, h, H2 s8 B  L
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  n, E( D  E% n% R5 dBoy: Okay.& B/ @5 ?) Z4 K$ V: S+ [
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 L  j" n' g, O6 h5 v; S2 rBoy: I have take aways.
- f5 [/ j9 N2 A1 T0 q) ?Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. Q6 o( D0 P# d* X% eBoy: Yeah.
$ O7 a9 p" s6 t- a# Z; YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ Z/ R, S$ g- {2 {& W4 FBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 ~# d6 M# W: E: IOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- A9 h0 O( b# \7 x/ WBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?/ h7 s6 T# ~- I7 h1 h% K5 [1 A8 ^
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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5 V: V2 [+ x) ^  SBoy: I don’t know, 1.# w8 ]4 k) X" }9 V/ N3 a
Operator: No. How old are you?
2 }  ~( Q% J+ d! b8 n/ }& NBoy: I’m only 4.
) z0 D) @4 L+ g4 ~, }Operator: 4!
9 M/ E7 e; u) F8 D, n9 M+ sBoy: Yeah.2 k- Q; e# _2 K+ Y0 T/ f0 F5 Q# \
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
: e/ l( r. n) s7 h6 b" FBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ G7 I0 O3 [8 f" zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?" I3 ^8 o6 ^, A8 H7 O' `- B1 V
Boy: 5.+ T! i, n2 @: F' t" F! P+ D3 n
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!! i" A4 D$ K  x% O
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ A& Q& v' q8 hWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 f% |( j  |+ q3 r: F8 {0 fOperator: It’s the mother…' N3 v1 j; J2 F0 X' A1 A
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.% o- D. P8 m' n& ?, y& J+ K" h
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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