4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

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  f( T+ [& M$ L6 s8 x9 r' H* kOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
4 f0 ]8 S& ?, lBoy: With my math.
* z8 J' F' b2 E! S% G) }( QOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# I/ K- B. }% A  J% z! u6 oOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
4 A: n! z" z+ O5 ~6 qBoy: No with my math.
# Q- m- v: o2 `( H0 a9 pOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& r9 F/ \  f) @5 g) W" gBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 o; C2 P& C1 _4 }2 J- aOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
( Y* m" o6 W$ cBoy: Okay.
9 d/ n& C8 \  ~$ dOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( u; K8 r  `% cBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 S5 D- c, G- o$ Q! O3 k/ \Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
7 P3 Z/ f, ?8 G: z0 t# T; q4 G) `' Z* _Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

$ P% q: ~! y% QBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
# y% ^5 [, F% W" p2 u: x- j% LBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
9 h0 K/ i& L! x; K# u. g* c: N0 w0 z( }Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
: }6 J8 o: r5 p: a4 OOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  m, s. c$ N2 l. Z. ]3 VWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈