4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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对话文字记录
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Operator: 911 emergencies.
9 L/ d/ F( A% IBoy: Yeah I need some help.
6 s$ B% Z) R( p9 MOperator: What’s the matter?
& J; A0 w/ j3 {" j9 t- bBoy: With my math.
$ u: q& m( W: w- |. e  g: }4 oOperator: With your mouth?
$ J7 h* u5 G! h6 A8 d. B2 z: aBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* `: O  [& |1 t$ I! L% ]$ ?Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
# ?  m6 l* n6 B  nBoy: No with my math.
7 N0 L2 ?8 E% I* E+ x+ q# xOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ w$ Y3 h1 R" _8 ~; i, O' fBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 Y/ k" F# }. B/ zBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
" j' ^4 B" |1 DOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 e  N5 u+ _: B. y5 Y" JOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* U! h/ y- k% @3 m) o. SBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
% V  I# w% b3 g( `7 t0 g4 c# a5 g( KOperator: No. How old are you?
5 Q9 G5 n* C. Y% [& [# IBoy: I’m only 4.
5 ?! B) {3 P( V, ?Operator: 4!
/ o+ D4 c2 l" W; q& ]' w/ sBoy: Yeah.
4 p3 W+ E- l4 t1 g3 |# |# u1 I/ eOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
3 N9 |& ~6 W$ lBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 V+ }; H( D& o; xOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
: S! A; ^; \4 U# {Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 m/ }. y: O; J4 C/ tWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈