4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% b3 J8 N  i( I( |* YBoy: Yeah I need some help.
, ~7 ~, B( C3 y7 m3 G' s7 JOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: v/ w* c- A. C' }: IOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
0 q- W6 \1 i8 HOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, _5 Y& T, j, y7 e7 ZBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, ?& Z6 B& C, u7 N6 hOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ d' I, T5 f3 B! R7 hBoy: Okay.
! c0 F9 F, S3 e! c" S3 R( _Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" D: p& C% G2 J. fBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 k  Z+ h; {* m. |Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
& M, G1 {9 o: C! [8 o( W1 tBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 K; `; L/ Q- p0 uOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
6 F. n  O' B0 x( V0 Y* O7 nWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" F8 @, H9 {1 YBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& `3 T! g: z9 X" j  H* ^/ _Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈