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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.3 b" P6 S# b- f6 d, E8 R
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 H% n) a2 q) POperator: What’s the matter?
1 d3 Y2 K) Y9 k7 Z2 R$ O* \+ U0 ~# ^Boy: With my math.
- w: ?, O" m( V$ y- COperator: With your mouth?5 ~: C) M4 ?  w$ z8 C  ?- w
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?, c2 x0 t2 R, b4 {
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?" }) ], v3 a6 L. }! o+ G$ d5 U
Boy: No with my math.
! l' X) H5 W' Z  f* k" HOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
2 d7 b2 }6 s8 sBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
) _0 J& g8 E; F9 j) }6 y: l* jOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.  O2 R: ?+ p% W
Boy: Okay.
4 K4 q% l, z" n3 B5 Z0 N  R5 HOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
# ~% |. K2 @) T% D- L2 U  v5 W, @Boy: I have take aways.
/ c4 D9 P4 M# C6 E6 HOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.1 M, L2 g9 R' A+ n. t; x9 t& d
Boy: Yeah.
* A# M  n" k" a5 [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ [9 T- \: ~$ Q2 s5 OBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
& `" A4 ~1 B8 F3 l8 {: LOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
( U! {0 S6 `' P& @: D% p# NBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?7 p/ i- n2 w5 I0 F/ E( G
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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; E* f1 T+ g% e* R' D9 k: v) ^Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 }' t$ @5 g$ H$ G  P/ wOperator: No. How old are you?7 U1 w) H" y  a- z/ o" O
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 K! s. n; c$ c+ J: o4 z5 LOperator: 4!
  q. X* w$ q2 q# yBoy: Yeah.
2 g: d( H; ~+ Y+ n0 M( |6 zOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)5 R1 L) c4 i, p% y4 ]
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5./ }0 I! a4 x" D) z
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, y1 d, k& R0 J+ P" k* t- RBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.5 }8 f; l5 U  x
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 N. P0 r+ t: |8 b8 n! l( gOperator: It’s the mother…
8 C9 W. `8 z" `9 A8 R: ]Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.* }2 P( Q. P; M
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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