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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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* p8 c, s4 s9 n/ [7 P, g. }Operator: 911 emergencies.5 R( }1 ?. ?, b! t) |
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
7 y1 i$ ?( ~- @* |! n3 R" c) POperator: What’s the matter?/ B- S& W# B( _4 p' [4 A
Boy: With my math.
( F% O% w( F$ `8 [/ G$ YOperator: With your mouth?
, V0 ?7 v3 E5 a& i, _5 Q  pBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" u: C1 I$ u, D8 F: R% a9 IOperator: Sure. Where do you live?$ O7 g. y2 D* A0 W6 E
Boy: No with my math.  q1 D6 [% g8 ?8 [" X7 ^3 S
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
7 l& J% a; g5 E, n# n) oBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.7 o) T: _" N) j$ R5 g3 U
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ K# f, [7 B# O- W0 e& FBoy: Okay.& c8 V0 |/ p! ?4 }
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
4 ~; h& D/ F2 P7 h+ P$ yBoy: I have take aways.2 d. E8 U0 N1 P/ y( n+ l
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.0 ^8 |2 }$ E. y0 J6 W) P
Boy: Yeah.
( N9 M! S7 x  p. L1 S" iOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?+ M5 F8 p# N8 @+ [* K3 h) T/ M9 ~
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, n9 T+ t# ]9 |$ T1 L4 i7 ]8 LOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: [0 U* c$ c/ [5 N$ PBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?4 j% y1 _" J( d' I4 I: h
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?$ U3 b3 j& M9 P; P) }' W6 J
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
, x' i2 _; @. ~Operator: No. How old are you?1 l; W- g  ^( h9 e
Boy: I’m only 4.; _0 r5 k- A3 l. u9 l
Operator: 4!! @" w' H6 Z% A" j) M9 ]
Boy: Yeah./ c$ X7 N2 P. L: S
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
  w6 G6 z2 ^* p1 c4 v- ^7 hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# m, s5 S& E1 d* i# `$ C0 U" K8 @Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?" H3 G! T1 d6 E" Z( i
Boy: 5.- D0 t3 s! r" a/ ~
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
- V( M: x+ W5 U8 L6 w$ t7 k& }1 ZBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.: U) W- W/ x8 s1 w
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( n/ [) K9 w% k  L- g$ BOperator: It’s the mother…
( d; ^( P$ _. P6 \/ lBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ m4 ~9 H! D# H2 P8 C; VWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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