4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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9 P, j; y8 I. I0 U3 g0 n# s) r$ oOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
4 Y6 }1 w& j" r, @# DOperator: With your mouth?
7 ]8 G5 b" `- T6 B4 U6 \" lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
. g+ |0 v; ^* e8 NOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' _* @$ e  H4 pBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
+ y2 J- `; g2 h1 q# PBoy: I have take aways.
" g9 J# I' f& v8 A. o5 E6 _Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 x' r, {4 o9 MOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
$ g1 [( I- n: ]3 B1 KBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
) t, g  e5 I# @9 s4 J/ a4 VOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% Q! m8 d4 z: F* b+ {! n: gBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ V# M& m2 }% j) uOperator: It’s the mother…
$ [5 ]1 Y1 \% zBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈