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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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5 q9 B& K7 N8 M1 w  `9 POperator: 911 emergencies.9 P2 l" k& O) d8 C
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
! D% U5 U2 m8 H1 b" {! uOperator: What’s the matter?
+ J* z9 G, j9 z; h; n/ f6 QBoy: With my math.6 P) q3 ]  _8 l4 M& Z
Operator: With your mouth?
1 m( D; Q. N( W0 yBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 B* H8 I/ S& c8 U" M- g  i. DOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* E# E4 q6 A8 ^( P& Q+ zBoy: No with my math.% F5 ?. _5 c. F4 u
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 W2 K. _& F  T3 Q7 vBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.  f" t6 `! L! R. ^- {+ x; Q, i
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& O( Q" Q/ O- e! \Boy: Okay.  L1 y; Y# l' H  r$ @" ?7 u' x
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?) K: Z6 ^1 r6 h! P7 Z: y
Boy: I have take aways.( v# P- N! c) t8 D4 p# Q/ V- C8 m
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& d- R- ^' L$ _" UBoy: Yeah.( l4 u+ O. L; j( }) t8 Y
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( `1 P% a2 O& `6 p- [Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
: Y4 o0 m/ z( W+ {Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.: \. s% l9 P* }$ f6 e6 s
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
' h! C+ r$ y& ^+ NOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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% T0 G# z- y7 b! @0 yBoy: I don’t know, 1.
& T# J! [% r- `6 D- X0 h: AOperator: No. How old are you?
5 Y- U+ t0 p" @( ?Boy: I’m only 4.
" r8 E# {  K* O# Y- zOperator: 4!# q. ]9 \$ D1 e2 n& S4 q+ m
Boy: Yeah.
  Y5 ~! l4 _1 I' }+ oOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
& w$ B( a+ W/ I" E# bBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 d% t5 L1 k1 f$ JOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 W) D" Q( A% |0 r+ s3 }8 V  DBoy: 5.
( _' [" ?  O3 M# s/ P0 l  KWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!4 ?# A; e- \* q& _( S; d# t
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 W, M- C0 C2 H& N4 [/ t' E( zWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
' H, \. k1 ?% ^Operator: It’s the mother…4 g* J0 E9 W& W
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ h/ R( r. p8 C9 DWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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