4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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" B" X# x  o! V6 p+ v8 rOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
( I  [2 J. A/ n3 L7 XOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
* f  O- Q$ `3 g  aBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
* e1 T/ P, y1 F  e- F  uOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
. L* H/ ~: o9 H" B$ B) fOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: A# D) w" e2 ~Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, }" a: E% F) l: aOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

1 ^. J% Y4 B0 h' VBoy: I don’t know, 1.
; E9 S4 a, s/ g" j2 r% B; y2 L+ {; o& jOperator: No. How old are you?
, n5 x' y% c0 ]' C5 b6 V  X; `/ DBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
& j7 [* e( s9 p- wBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
1 [7 b/ ~: }0 g" M, PBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. R9 _/ L' Y$ M% _& eBoy: 5.
& d$ W' s* Y1 \& d! [Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! x9 Y/ G: O9 s# [* mWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
# B8 H- Z+ ~% HBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, {0 o4 o- ]* w9 o$ tWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈