4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
; P8 z3 Z. R) j  m. ~Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
6 {# W$ z( n; b2 {Boy: With my math.
9 a3 N! Y# B7 \/ J6 o4 b: {- qOperator: With your mouth?
- i9 |) I; Y+ V4 k9 ~* cBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 u  ^2 Y2 A: }% C5 VBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 R: j0 f, ~7 y' h$ E, ^% S) GBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
  Z. ]5 x( u' h& ?) BOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 |5 j$ y5 \6 x, sOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 [9 y6 L& c" z. VOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
# E* t4 `% p5 k1 c% k$ }; HBoy: I’m only 4.
1 g5 P) Y; J0 i. Z9 i% V) wOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
, U. o( `/ ]" a( gOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
; W3 R9 j* C8 v+ Q$ O# qOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( c- l" R0 K" B' A; G8 Z- C* XOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& C; d, y& }3 h5 G1 w3 d6 |0 A; bWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈