4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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! g7 a7 J( a6 o; X( H/ u0 H- ^Operator: 911 emergencies.
) Y; z2 r  g7 d, }( |: aBoy: Yeah I need some help.
  W( h# w8 }) k+ R1 U/ W8 s: m1 tOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
- G- x. ]/ ]( T$ ~( }& UBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
/ t7 {$ e5 E' gOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
8 W% h" @2 x9 a/ g+ k/ yOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 F  e8 m8 j! [% F* e& t) z% jOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
; V: K, f! R8 a9 ?0 TBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 b$ {/ T" n8 nOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 a1 C" t. p  L& {Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

, c; Z! u- i0 I0 ^+ ^Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
" v: s/ K: B! P" c5 Q  H, j8 lBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
5 r6 w( j; y3 m" QBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. M# E& \& [2 [+ Z! c; n6 d. l1 xBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! x7 I$ `' q, }9 H) m3 {Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  T, _$ J/ d$ Q! X* a" o. KOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
7 G$ z$ H8 q1 mWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈