4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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; p& D5 E% ?" d' m: hOperator: 911 emergencies.
* ]" F: C* Z: [7 y4 q% hBoy: Yeah I need some help.
  y- m  l; B+ k* M1 cOperator: What’s the matter?
  R- W. |$ J. e! B6 G, _Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
! |% q  j! p: C/ o+ F2 t9 CBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
! }1 A& W9 v$ M) IBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 X1 D5 z0 ~+ {6 g7 F+ JOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
2 F9 L- e$ O: l* ?$ K2 o1 SOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
( V; H4 N# P5 e6 Y& Y  kOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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2 [+ [2 o4 n- h: n/ N7 O7 \Boy: I don’t know, 1.
5 `, x* @9 _% O9 o6 D- dOperator: No. How old are you?
" t. E" u& r# ]; @5 t8 OBoy: I’m only 4.
! e* H0 V, Q+ T4 u4 l1 x% R7 iOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
4 A; i" y% o6 v" T9 wBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
( m! d9 b4 c/ V6 O, C- mWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( x+ P: H' n+ N8 C$ A; q3 OBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 Q1 b. o& u9 I% H) p; k) V" m' iWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
: V$ a# Z, \0 K8 k5 _Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈