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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.0 E; ~$ Y* g( _1 ^( m' e
Boy: Yeah I need some help.* u/ B* u7 ~' q( K& X: y) A3 I
Operator: What’s the matter?- |/ r% }; e- u- ]/ g
Boy: With my math.
0 R) F$ @% H/ h9 X. vOperator: With your mouth?
  W4 u$ `6 E7 W9 S7 }Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?& p' Z% L5 m5 `( c
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 V- ?( P% f; v9 ]  l8 kBoy: No with my math.
8 V+ f8 I  \1 v, GOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?3 p3 N( [: Z4 g7 E2 }& a
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* C0 [1 }/ T( Q7 y8 t' h+ UOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.% A6 S  M- q  ?- o7 k
Boy: Okay.% o, p! @9 G8 t4 E. f
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?, u: I. N$ ]2 B  ^& v8 d- s
Boy: I have take aways.
" e/ e1 r! ~6 R  z- [7 yOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways./ g; V$ X1 r3 ?) N) S8 Z) n1 {
Boy: Yeah.
% ?) Y+ V9 j7 i6 @$ u( D) U& FOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?9 ]. N/ ]' H& H9 _
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ I( [7 S5 R0 k' g5 A% E/ TOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 m! O3 x! D( i/ I& Q) F  cBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?  Z  `+ Q# R, I( ?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?% ?2 k8 h  f& |+ Y
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
  A" c# D5 `: b- b9 R' M) \Operator: No. How old are you?
# \' L3 b. t0 p6 W; d1 T; dBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.% X3 I: B( }! _" H$ D/ y2 }
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)) [( X6 [% J+ L
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
+ N; j( C0 ^8 p/ l6 yOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 J" u8 s9 S6 o# X: LBoy: 5.
! R' A4 W; C8 W, p- Q- EWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& p- B( U! H0 v1 S+ }; y% oBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- S3 K2 M; }* x' |Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?$ m$ X! q! O1 p6 O
Operator: It’s the mother…' X4 ~" G3 i* p) Y
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 ]8 T3 G* X0 EWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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