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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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7 Y( U* B3 n; }2 ^1 s: |) sOperator: 911 emergencies.% b% I* v& m2 e1 @" Z5 H2 _  N
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
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Boy: With my math.
; r8 }. j) h, ?* ^0 }' @" HOperator: With your mouth?% P, ?/ R$ i! s, P- l, `
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 u# E( M: ?  b1 F0 SOperator: Sure. Where do you live?3 M6 I$ i7 T, ^3 }
Boy: No with my math.
+ A& H6 s7 F) aOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
4 O( g  {8 W# P0 t* o5 m  s$ JBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 H$ j5 f! S1 m- r6 Q7 lOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
4 z, i! v* i: H+ \Boy: Okay.4 v6 z! q/ j0 x/ L& G' ^8 [) U
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 E& H  y1 _- \9 s; E: q1 dBoy: I have take aways.1 }% Z- Y) c& E1 Q) Z
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.' t! K. a0 [8 v1 Q! D4 W+ F. V
Boy: Yeah./ X- E( O/ K% q
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?$ j7 j6 R+ N6 d) Z. \1 H$ n3 ~0 n
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' Y6 b0 s& _: K! x) e0 sOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.5 Q  t  X- u- ]& a
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?- O8 g% I/ G; k9 ^4 G
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?8 r- O' z3 e4 Z) u0 @0 c

( o3 j( s+ Y6 r3 u; ~$ g4 G$ S9 O, FBoy: I don’t know, 1.
- A5 n- K1 c# j  b1 y9 vOperator: No. How old are you?
0 D( P2 R/ T* E7 i7 RBoy: I’m only 4.
4 G2 P, B3 j& J9 I( l* q1 O" {Operator: 4!: X5 V2 T/ F& |9 [; Q
Boy: Yeah.9 G  t. p: |4 {' m4 v0 w! I0 L) V
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)$ h7 x9 m; F" ?5 o$ V1 v1 O
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
8 s8 R& N) z5 f' \  }Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 y8 [4 |! o4 U2 z+ w( Y0 Z. M# F1 yBoy: 5.0 f  y, j- e9 A0 u% E4 i& N
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% Q3 A7 e8 `+ n1 |8 l0 u9 v" d# uBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, g3 z7 l; ?  RWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?& Z: U4 j7 X7 {3 I
Operator: It’s the mother…' Q% u* q$ z6 S. K
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.& b  l) e8 {1 u' x$ R  ?7 b
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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