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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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4 }8 q4 t" A  p# ]3 lOperator: 911 emergencies.5 x  A4 |' R) `# Z) g; f
Boy: Yeah I need some help.4 z7 F' J0 ?1 O! X0 v+ E0 a
Operator: What’s the matter?/ g" B$ g: ]/ V6 G. l
Boy: With my math.
7 B! @, q* ~5 o. Y/ }3 OOperator: With your mouth?
2 y  n1 S2 w( S- }Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?3 U# s& f; H9 K/ @. i* [
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
( d7 g. v% ]  K. C( ~Boy: No with my math.: |4 I! z7 t, B: c' d6 N
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% L/ Q9 u1 V$ L* q& LBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. W7 D/ {" g& Y; H- r6 `/ K7 w/ |4 OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 O% _( }+ o3 p  p3 dBoy: Okay.. w9 V; F8 B# V& n$ M  G$ r
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?' u, r5 n& S) {  E/ ]/ L
Boy: I have take aways.
) r* U' h" {& D% @% V' SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% P2 x4 r" `: K  C% LBoy: Yeah.7 k: j6 K' p% E
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. U9 c, ?' w1 s# V- ]Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.2 P5 `, l" |: h# Z4 y# C
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.8 r2 H2 s8 x1 D* X& i$ X
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?8 a; t6 ^" |" N4 @, h2 q
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?; K) f, ]; Z, t$ d
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.* p5 I% J1 @. `$ y8 r
Operator: No. How old are you?
0 s8 I( `$ F6 N: N: ?Boy: I’m only 4.
- w2 b( Q& q2 N! e$ s  {Operator: 4!
0 u) s5 m: w( L; f+ {% w3 ?Boy: Yeah./ j1 @6 Z; w$ g5 d' Q! d. I& [
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)$ u7 x: q6 U8 ]! O! X
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.6 N/ i8 y3 H( I* F8 z5 n
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?- x2 t9 H% b4 B  b4 O
Boy: 5.! _* J5 h# {+ J' s
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' @  v2 W$ f* F5 }7 ~) ?7 rBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.+ o9 H6 G- U2 x/ p' Z
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?% P$ H) S% j4 V; h! x( ~  r  o
Operator: It’s the mother…8 _8 R9 C3 r. Y0 H+ ?9 N! H% q' e) @
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
' p" I, J5 Y! Y( HWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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