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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies., [6 Z( Q+ }( l2 a. |
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- }5 I. Y0 I1 `# F5 Z# UOperator: What’s the matter?+ D7 z/ o' G0 q8 |9 j
Boy: With my math., R( T* K* E% H; k, V0 C
Operator: With your mouth?5 ]/ b0 e+ V" f5 l
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 n  b' I- u" d  ~# ^Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  k4 t- a7 L3 u+ y. ]0 H9 yBoy: No with my math.
- v" @% e: ~( ^6 U  ~Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ `3 O7 R# Z( S5 P9 k( iBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 [) \, x- Y6 C5 `$ [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
9 ~( ^6 w! E2 n& n. l1 L  gBoy: Okay.. A1 a% ?3 N+ g; a& G
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 C* z6 U0 X9 ]2 P) EBoy: I have take aways.
% N. Z/ p. J: h& u5 G' _$ E" b' Z2 C+ gOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.1 u9 C; c) P# e6 v8 f- X) \5 Y7 v+ w
Boy: Yeah.
: y3 a9 C: ?: ?+ aOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  s# t9 k( s5 R6 u( [' vBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.0 y. U6 m4 W( K3 S. a/ G
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.) P" d: G) G4 K( o
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?/ x: S6 _7 f  n
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?" [- v: \1 C3 d4 `& K
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.: h! J9 d4 J4 M7 f; n
Operator: No. How old are you?& Y4 n0 b$ a5 g4 w
Boy: I’m only 4.
3 X, k, e: L% V1 ~Operator: 4!
7 \' l/ I% e8 j& H1 HBoy: Yeah.
7 `" r& J5 M$ d* P( mOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)& T- K' ~4 ]* ?, ]
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
+ M% T) f' j2 [( f; Y$ xOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 N2 h8 L6 r9 O) H4 G- o1 tBoy: 5.! A2 s/ L! j, v, A" Z+ j
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ Y9 G) {; ^) C* L" d1 q" JBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.& o" G# D. w: H1 j. q; D0 |+ w6 {
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?4 l7 m1 \! Z" a( K" B' z8 Q* I  c
Operator: It’s the mother…
! J8 _/ k/ g! O8 g* l0 y; HBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.' ?, i* F2 }* @2 B$ y) E% ^
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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