4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 a1 t7 q5 d0 D6 U; NOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
- r# s1 d" _: Q. hBoy: With my math.
4 l- R8 q' y2 ~1 y; f% [Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
" V" \: \- M6 Y5 ~1 w5 f; a3 w. \Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 p  Q) T) c: \* `Boy: I have take aways.
  _7 h/ l* V! R" g7 g5 J) FOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 I, }" z7 s% U) f5 @Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 Q! o: o: O' s6 UOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
3 V0 L  b- g( h" A& PBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 [( F  A* H  }Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
' h$ |0 w1 V, [8 ]; X0 E" u9 l8 OOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
/ L8 h9 ^! C' ^* S' H' sOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ |$ i* N% n; z' e/ fBoy: 5.
2 P2 _, w- j6 J5 Q. u' e) \Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& `8 M. b7 e; HBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
% X9 ?# U4 K# F- BWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 M5 I! _9 e; N+ k, u- cOperator: It’s the mother…
- n. ]' K& v9 zBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈