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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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$ F, x( T5 w/ D3 S) h$ p2 C对话文字记录/ A7 y8 \2 ?! g* m8 G  K6 r
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Operator: 911 emergencies.4 ?6 [  c9 t! {' u
Boy: Yeah I need some help.' {% N, A/ |* I) m6 h) D2 B
Operator: What’s the matter?2 S+ d; c- M1 \; q: a3 t( X, y
Boy: With my math.- h, d# }9 k) b
Operator: With your mouth?
" Z" c4 p0 t( f9 H' O4 d, KBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?( t, D) w6 l- N) s& A6 n
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?% l- ~) L( z4 {' Q" T
Boy: No with my math.: _- e- e% u5 m+ P$ Q5 I
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, w2 y6 V" U* P' R! c5 a1 G4 mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, m! w% z' s# k) U5 T: k8 bOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.: F- v9 D) v5 }4 o2 g7 ?9 a
Boy: Okay.
, |) }2 v- ~* A; h3 f! }5 cOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( j: n5 W' [. _/ tBoy: I have take aways.
3 l' ], A  n" d! XOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& B3 L9 s0 T! y- K$ p" h4 cBoy: Yeah.
; i# U( r" D6 ^" T* c4 c8 R& ]Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?# V- y- ^* F* Y! M/ X" I
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 P+ H% g) C9 v. vOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 u/ N1 c# t; i8 T: @* d6 P. Y7 ^3 B$ pBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 }& _+ k  J8 c3 nOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?* Y' ]- L* p$ \: q4 J* U

/ c7 F0 _4 I0 {, d/ m5 v- ~Boy: I don’t know, 1.
9 n0 _# h' A6 y5 w; ~Operator: No. How old are you?
  o+ e% _! x. Z" YBoy: I’m only 4.
5 D7 F- J7 O4 l4 P3 v7 zOperator: 4!! [9 x# \; T# w0 Y( W
Boy: Yeah.
( [) H$ C+ X8 }. yOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)7 A9 ]: e* \" E( R7 ?0 |
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.0 ]2 P9 u  ]1 x
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. x: p$ e+ N/ }Boy: 5.
0 l& r0 t) e4 {0 W$ rWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 v' K, f; e+ K8 z+ [+ wBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.( I% d0 y9 K5 E  x3 u
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 ^* U7 S9 S, l9 c' OOperator: It’s the mother…$ o! p: t9 V- Q" r
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! L$ k+ C; K% |8 z3 t( bWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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