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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.6 B  x2 Z+ V) A/ I5 z4 [1 }
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
" ~8 k6 h  s( d% N- v7 _0 @Operator: What’s the matter?
  [+ D5 K) x, q# e+ S9 NBoy: With my math.
; `" l7 {: d( z0 v8 u" oOperator: With your mouth?
# E; s# F1 y5 q$ K8 v6 UBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?  d* p) V5 ~7 `6 e$ ]4 k0 Z* c: E
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
, S' `! @2 {2 E- b4 OBoy: No with my math.9 t4 [1 R) \; M
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. X# @8 L& p3 {3 i3 {# QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ G! ?$ s; F7 f+ }0 \Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& j8 \, W- ]8 \0 FBoy: Okay.
5 D+ B, F$ w5 p( y; S0 X, mOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
, |  m: E, N8 ~Boy: I have take aways.
/ T6 `# V" E8 d. H. ~5 ROperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: o. H: d# I- W' W) t( g$ M; sBoy: Yeah.
6 |: B! q$ ^- k9 F; gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ t; W/ j+ ]2 K- k8 L) mBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 x) c' r- z% N7 O4 b9 vOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 e/ A' ]5 a' @2 I: G( y; WBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?( {/ p9 d# W9 F1 ^9 q5 m) q
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* z! w& L3 _. W' ^Operator: No. How old are you?
- x0 h( M/ w( _$ TBoy: I’m only 4.
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. ^9 |+ v. j6 MBoy: Yeah.
( Q1 ]3 @- R+ l; j# D' ?- K0 s! c6 X& WOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)2 ^: ~- y2 v0 S* b/ z' F5 Q
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% _9 t. ~" z) [: |& J: D; H+ iOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?, j9 H2 V# q  b( }% L1 u8 V
Boy: 5.4 N, v; b, ?+ d% ?8 ~$ ?
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!+ U9 s8 t. `' ]9 f, W# H
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
; g. }$ |! G) h" Q. j. P4 KWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 a2 v* A4 o- z" \# W: Q9 Z! |Operator: It’s the mother…
* Y9 h7 w6 y( H" Y% h- nBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.8 V/ a# H5 K* m
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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