4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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2 J& r% Z- @4 F) m* r; ]. sOperator: 911 emergencies.
7 y- f. q$ n, C/ t0 ABoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
1 O( T* U5 m0 b. A  KBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
3 M. ^' C, S: VBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 t- y5 S$ f$ qOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 T( s  B4 _: O" ZBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- i/ W* e7 ~  ]8 F  M6 N0 @% |Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 S3 I& y2 J) s4 N  W# j% BOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) x. F# g( P* h1 `Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
, ~# t  F" D, k) MBoy: I have take aways.
. p& M. K, ?4 lOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 q# t+ f3 ~4 R  |3 U8 DOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- K4 \/ t5 U# K7 eBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

: J) D0 `5 i( o2 I' nBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
2 }8 @2 A! ^% N: e( @: l# ]4 i7 B$ @Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) H4 T5 N' s& }# i  rOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% ?" O  U$ O& X+ }1 H6 oBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  I4 g. j' \- W1 B. f$ O, lWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈