4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
7 ?6 `  s  s8 Z  m* CBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
) k* |, x5 `6 i( J6 GBoy: With my math.
' S( U1 D: H2 XOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 H2 K# L( ^% U& f: TOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
  K2 d' [! l# t0 ]& J7 v# MBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) l# [% p  ?# V) _, M% tBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 Q% \+ G/ c2 G  v$ ]Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 d* Y% p% _8 v! NBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
5 C+ i- ]3 ^3 ~( `. C" GOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
* x+ T! j- ^; k4 lBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
& g1 d( ]# `# U& P6 m+ [Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
! Y1 ^& z  ]& X+ Q3 h6 g% S$ N! hOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
# p4 W: y- n- A% I- n) j2 zOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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0 a! X5 \. N6 P/ g8 x; N% A" Y2 I2 dBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
% t: |3 P6 y9 h  [2 {* ~Operator: 4!
+ o- _5 }+ C# G1 ]Boy: Yeah.
6 m0 a4 q  I8 WOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 t) {6 ]8 {! b% uOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
) _/ j% D1 b. |" GBoy: 5.
5 k0 H# s' E# M- j1 p& HWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& W# N7 N3 W& F& kBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( W) c* m% v4 FWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
* {+ k6 @' V* v' W  A: yBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈