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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.+ V, Y& D; o% v- r6 a- q0 F
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 e$ Z  F. H6 l5 ], E5 d" Q" IOperator: What’s the matter?
5 y% o, m6 ^$ H# U$ RBoy: With my math.
: q  X9 j  c3 f+ V% R& E2 @) TOperator: With your mouth?
( u# s% r7 G% j1 n1 b: w" JBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?' K/ _2 Q! u/ B0 c0 c' A
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
& x" ?, v% B" S( h. r; sBoy: No with my math.6 o& P/ w! d; q" i. G% U
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( _% Y  V- C" t6 N8 x  B& vBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.* Z5 x, d4 n- a
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.9 o6 \" ?% h0 k9 C
Boy: Okay.
2 B6 B2 A' c% o& z8 DOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?3 U+ C: w5 m) Z4 C& u/ |
Boy: I have take aways.
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( b- u. `; s( e( F6 Y2 KBoy: Yeah.
$ e+ C+ R6 a$ k( S8 IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) j9 {% k" V* f! q8 ^3 ^) HBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.6 I7 b6 U3 X' ~, U$ |8 f  c& S
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' i- x2 s& X, J6 ?* z2 C" FBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 a" J! b  y; sOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
' e, ]& T- m* J) [  Z6 yOperator: No. How old are you?
( W4 G4 [4 Y" z1 b" g, _Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
# N" ?8 p9 V" B$ eOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
/ B: s9 J  U: ?5 S% ?  eBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& j) h. D+ U; h5 b* {Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
5 P( |/ _- a0 Q9 e1 I( ]. `: d: tBoy: 5.
$ T( k. v; S" u% d" U6 ^. AWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!. l, G/ R: m7 i* E( S: @- F
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.5 z" {3 S& B# q/ ^
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; z: m1 j% Y* aOperator: It’s the mother…
5 K5 f  g* X4 iBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.. n9 N% e1 E; t# B5 h3 B: N
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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