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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
7 t. ]% O; q3 f" B' ABoy: Yeah I need some help.
8 w8 E+ ~; M/ q' Q6 m+ OOperator: What’s the matter?. j9 h# Y- m0 s; m0 r8 P) W
Boy: With my math.
4 N- q  O. M- ^* g' J. Q' uOperator: With your mouth?
* v+ U- b7 c. Q/ M6 [/ |Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?4 ~2 |- X, _# l+ ^+ `5 s9 l! S
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?% R' m4 {; z7 i9 e# l
Boy: No with my math./ c6 n- I2 x5 r3 W, @
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?/ N1 m* m2 s+ p
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 t% P$ f7 k* I2 [8 aOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. n3 k2 E% ^" f1 F9 h$ Y, tBoy: Okay.
5 d0 G  I" _' l1 uOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?. ?  l8 T, R9 V3 i5 w% r
Boy: I have take aways.
. @: R/ ]5 l0 I" bOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. U8 }5 X6 Q# T. W  r3 UBoy: Yeah.( Z8 H3 f  `, T
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?9 H7 t+ O% [3 L
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.5 ^7 U. E9 z6 B+ C1 x
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.9 v, J! I( j  ?! q% K
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?4 B- O6 K- _6 a% V- E% U
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?- k0 S" k+ C$ I/ e

0 s9 ~; n4 l: X2 s  w3 t. eBoy: I don’t know, 1.8 U  @; Q5 h+ c: S; M
Operator: No. How old are you?
  O# G1 u+ @' `Boy: I’m only 4.1 d, j) r8 ~, `) n
Operator: 4!- _5 m$ i2 N: P0 r
Boy: Yeah.3 U+ O. R6 j9 L3 z6 F. s9 K
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
, s: f  {$ p- U* U* [Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.( B: d' g8 j% f& r+ n+ W; ]  T# }/ {
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?: z$ l2 y% P( S4 C/ s: E
Boy: 5.
' c6 n9 \" j0 F3 G1 ?$ kWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!9 \$ M! j2 O2 K) i! M5 y0 {; m
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.* O0 ^  R4 Y% P) h
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?" c& e$ }  x0 E" ?$ F
Operator: It’s the mother…. h* @# }/ H" ~2 v
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ S4 v( T' M# T% M+ {9 W! cWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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