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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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4 C4 _& t0 s4 eOperator: 911 emergencies.2 l% v4 W; I0 H( Q
Boy: Yeah I need some help.. v" B( L& f# Y) x% N6 Y
Operator: What’s the matter?
! b6 x1 V" W# YBoy: With my math.
! I) ?) ?! d* p: w3 ^/ z) A5 OOperator: With your mouth?
" i- C7 P- D0 w1 C0 HBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 ^5 o" [8 n2 U0 Q2 }9 v  w+ ~Operator: Sure. Where do you live?& W& D. Q3 m' q8 b& u
Boy: No with my math.
1 {( @$ E/ r& B7 w4 f: S1 W( }Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?7 y3 H. p0 \! ^: D2 |
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.+ a% z# F9 W- j  n: e6 C! u
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.& I) R& w0 m6 w6 _3 i
Boy: Okay.
: @0 `7 Q. L, |. J, tOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- L# g$ \+ ?! t5 P% H1 i2 u" kBoy: I have take aways.
7 F: |/ F0 Z5 Y! X+ g! ^  I. X7 U  X& IOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways." x4 A& U9 \1 l3 \0 w6 B0 n
Boy: Yeah.- q1 I& B! i. Z, P2 _
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; V9 N% Z8 Y/ CBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) [# U0 ~+ `  E# pOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.% p) `6 y9 n* ]3 J  f
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?# \: w5 d! }* l: w
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?/ _) C7 O5 b1 {, q& l7 K: Z, U9 D6 ?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.# o- s- E9 E! [9 Y
Operator: No. How old are you?
, ^) m- f5 E! D# m5 d9 pBoy: I’m only 4.: i; A) U+ G7 v5 o
Operator: 4!
6 m& B' M+ y/ }Boy: Yeah.2 |3 p; N$ H3 `; |7 U
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
: i5 V2 o0 r7 a) HBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.6 o% Q  ^+ |& O8 K8 N* i3 T% `
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!; J/ ]4 P4 H$ {  i
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 ]4 e+ H3 N; f. PWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?, U5 {0 G0 V+ w& Y7 N  H0 j
Operator: It’s the mother…( H0 \. o+ b* X& S$ C
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 W" O2 ^0 x: c7 mWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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