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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
4 S$ `- @0 ^6 i5 w+ m. q9 GBoy: Yeah I need some help.
; T  q8 |% z: c* m4 a/ @Operator: What’s the matter?, V, T6 i) x  G4 h6 ]: [
Boy: With my math./ R7 E* m# d1 @2 N1 l/ Z
Operator: With your mouth?
$ V. d: R3 k' G0 T9 KBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  a7 T# f; x, B4 P/ l$ uOperator: Sure. Where do you live?6 [0 S% f1 G( h& J7 I
Boy: No with my math.0 N( T( W7 o5 m8 {1 t
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?5 l, x+ `# E6 f  v# v
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
/ Z8 S$ I# S* ?$ p1 M9 C7 BOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.' }6 B) E6 \! @8 Z  {" S
Boy: Okay., \- l5 N( \8 L$ n# Z2 G* a
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& h" [$ D  O$ W' B' d* ~( VBoy: I have take aways.- g7 |- k) S- D6 H- x3 ~( l
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ l1 \4 S+ c  x5 }. EBoy: Yeah.% D) l2 @" @5 I0 c1 K
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ y, M! u7 n5 G! h! \" LBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 t0 D% M- P9 Z8 @" Z. c# vOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
$ B5 q6 E+ O" V7 R1 L& QBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 h* G1 A, l2 l* x2 o% ]. d2 S, NOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?- x4 C& b* ?( x' w, ]2 \% i- B

6 ~! W. i8 [# k6 N3 u: V% P2 ]Boy: I don’t know, 1.
' b+ O) E. P9 n* u$ GOperator: No. How old are you?
$ n# q5 ~. W/ o& ~Boy: I’m only 4.: ^- s! D+ P* f& p7 T9 P6 V
Operator: 4!* j& S" y2 Z. l
Boy: Yeah." P0 M, Q1 Y) w( m7 R
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
# p4 h0 v8 V- {/ x0 u- u9 S3 EBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 D6 `1 _, q9 u: bOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?3 [* Q  j8 B6 a7 K
Boy: 5.# ]- v; O2 U9 B. [; r
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!/ B) u' d3 g1 \- ^2 Y8 F
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.& q. v7 k. E% y4 J9 ~. p. o
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 W- r2 Z* g; p" U3 I) x+ OOperator: It’s the mother…
+ D& u1 F# f/ K9 gBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.3 X9 Q1 f+ U5 N
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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