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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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4 }8 o; L1 ]+ J; C0 yOperator: 911 emergencies.
/ n" d5 y) o9 {* l! ~* v, g% \0 M# vBoy: Yeah I need some help.& e7 ~2 y3 N1 u2 \3 w
Operator: What’s the matter?2 m4 Y/ N- }6 V2 Q5 L/ B
Boy: With my math.
6 J. ]+ A7 Z; f5 i: [Operator: With your mouth?
' g+ ], D! `$ z" O; \! z! n6 gBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 }* j# [& l- \  [$ IOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 `" y5 |0 q" tBoy: No with my math.
; H2 m# b$ P% G* W  B% T/ {% eOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?1 v' P1 ?0 y% X! v8 S0 M3 A
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 W; c' l9 k* O) V$ `Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.% X' t5 E# _+ N2 O
Boy: Okay.* B' U8 v+ @1 X' i. X: c
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?3 b5 x! ^. y' }
Boy: I have take aways./ }1 I7 m3 W' `
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.* F; [! N; h/ N3 Z. C( r/ Y
Boy: Yeah.. b$ s2 k; Y/ z, q. x) S+ f; b
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# R( c' j" ~7 W5 aBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# O1 _- P+ s& b- V4 zOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.5 p" q9 u, `( Z
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 f: [2 H8 k2 d. [/ C) u) WOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.; ?; t' ?! v* l
Operator: No. How old are you?
' K% `6 Y5 O% y% wBoy: I’m only 4.
2 J+ x: ?2 S  e9 JOperator: 4!; n, K' y& v* L7 i
Boy: Yeah.3 Y  _3 V5 [3 e% G! q
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)0 f% {/ B. O, j
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& o4 n& P+ Q- ]3 r+ P% BOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?! Q7 R3 h0 G9 U; Z! O
Boy: 5.8 x( `1 l( B4 b
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" ~# u; R8 U# b% l9 k" HBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
  J2 o; D0 m2 P# V. bWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
: u/ C& w: V6 \, R* P& V  IOperator: It’s the mother…% V1 ^* Y; w& M( \
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
) G2 G( R  r# e2 K5 @% v% _6 sWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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