4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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/ Q* P$ ^! X: B7 O: WOperator: 911 emergencies.
$ g% ^1 Y" Y9 o" ]: t& N% WBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
4 ]! u: }7 B, tBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ `0 e) c  g& Y' C) U( ^Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
# D# `# j6 I9 @# |Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
7 J3 F7 e1 L& [! ^, BBoy: Okay.
" S8 q1 L7 ^% U2 @5 mOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  [5 M3 ]: @7 }& b. b0 y+ C4 bBoy: I have take aways.
" x6 |+ H2 ~2 v5 m5 H  b$ y. W2 J6 [8 KOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
5 B8 H: {7 z! p. y; y0 w% r$ oOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
! l* t* Q  N8 g* m$ u+ W% dBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* @, b7 T8 z, C6 {6 r: FBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
  J: B8 \4 M! g& X1 nOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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$ f( s! Q; I* fBoy: I don’t know, 1.
  M: a, |8 v5 u% |6 oOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
& T1 b4 x6 G2 k$ v& DOperator: 4!
: c0 U/ s) [6 G0 l) M( p7 C! p- V& @Boy: Yeah.
" J4 r- X6 [3 ?8 y' P7 k1 yOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ q/ n, v6 c( t! l* a8 W' yBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
; n1 S0 Q. W- VOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
; X0 g4 f) ~" R3 `Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 n4 `3 K- K% ^7 J, I( L, S9 Z+ q4 lOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
7 R1 [; v6 m, @1 R( r; hWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈