4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
  @3 `9 D: P9 ?- z1 g1 ABoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 r, a( Y; o1 v" \Boy: No with my math.
% v. T/ p7 m5 |% Z- JOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ m  {3 X6 W' i9 h# XBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 Y- V8 J% m+ N; g1 UBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 |! [+ b5 y' U: i( [3 o, l4 C5 kBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 n$ ?" O- ^: w* O& xBoy: Yeah.
% o9 f8 R- y/ r+ l' bOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ h1 c+ Q2 G0 r5 C6 L* hBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 Z; _6 Q0 h( o0 @Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
; R) }* ]! a+ a" {Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

: I* k* r9 f  t: d  T& c4 KBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
; [( D. N( m( D: H+ U: SBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
' ]# Q- V( K. p% z  bBoy: Yeah.
# a3 u9 S3 W; C, @Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: P! W9 D& \7 l7 K  O4 V! iBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
; h. P. |) {3 |( U/ f% HBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) o2 v) p& x/ Y/ f7 _4 Q1 {2 iOperator: It’s the mother…
4 ~* G1 h3 r: B) ^/ n9 f9 oBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- y: B( n; b; @( V3 f, gWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈