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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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. y$ O9 L1 L7 P& S. |; A, eOperator: 911 emergencies.
. E1 ~! q9 y  E8 R5 L1 oBoy: Yeah I need some help.
7 b  f: I4 ]3 U" p- I' mOperator: What’s the matter?* N- E/ Y- ~% B/ W1 k# u5 J) t" F
Boy: With my math.0 _: M% F3 w, P2 S9 k
Operator: With your mouth?6 ~7 c! s8 A, R
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- c4 l% Q) F+ v( \Operator: Sure. Where do you live?# I9 @' \) j5 t3 L7 a
Boy: No with my math.
% A2 s  D( b. ^3 j# e% O! y0 Q, VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ h& s% e1 \3 \1 x+ N2 o. RBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
) H6 i& d, K0 s2 u. T7 G( mOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 [8 ?" s$ G  z- c! gBoy: Okay.& ^: \$ p+ ]$ x" R( R
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?" }7 \0 M1 E' |$ F& u3 X
Boy: I have take aways.
/ Z  f0 _% z( x/ ?Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.- N  |$ X; U. G! ~$ C: f3 G' l+ p
Boy: Yeah.* d3 x9 g( _' u) D. s
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?4 O4 h% R1 ]" t
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.2 u3 A* p( r9 O8 y
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
$ R8 S- w, ~: n) u% [# e4 V* KBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& I: b6 }) A8 I( F9 ]6 K4 V2 P' n0 ]Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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2 D4 U# j9 a3 t. ^. l$ o7 s4 RBoy: I don’t know, 1.
! L/ ^7 o$ `# lOperator: No. How old are you?
1 B6 z+ Q; b$ p# X3 q, d' sBoy: I’m only 4.
3 T( j3 s9 k4 P1 fOperator: 4!8 s% [% P& i; W! L' a+ g
Boy: Yeah.
) r9 q# f' L1 U: f+ LOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
$ h9 X- ~: h$ a1 n+ {. [! fBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ S9 S; }& R# G  D2 f8 @' u( ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?5 I- d  i' L! n8 S- Q
Boy: 5.
& S! ?6 O. m) T- k9 QWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!. B! x( K( Y+ E) }
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.- e$ \8 X# E2 J: i; ~3 k
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?) n0 g. H3 z( y3 Q
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ @, Z. S: l4 z( l" d3 L0 Z% iBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.# F2 F- `* w9 g7 [
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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