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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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* H* r( G3 `; d4 T5 j0 cOperator: 911 emergencies.; H4 P' s: w6 r5 V, P
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
5 X+ x5 A6 d& R9 J/ X+ GOperator: What’s the matter?# h0 B/ D0 K2 U: t0 v
Boy: With my math.
' U0 V# g( g5 d" i' u& fOperator: With your mouth?+ y. t0 p3 D6 P  m
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* K; U4 M( a( ?5 I( oOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 s: s4 }9 @* ~1 a, A3 e% NBoy: No with my math.
+ u' G" T, V6 d9 z7 iOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?8 W" i& h/ U# K; ?* C
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 C8 y) q+ Z) D9 \Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.& i1 @  Y8 n# i. V1 a
Boy: Okay.9 L5 ?& X1 o3 c4 p8 M
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
. P5 Y- k" g% a# m9 }Boy: I have take aways./ x8 x' j8 u0 L7 [! ~
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.) l$ L* o$ Z1 E- B2 O+ m" b4 U
Boy: Yeah.1 \6 q( V& X) L
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?6 N; F5 @5 g) A' [
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.# c8 c9 t( v9 g9 v5 u
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.% {1 h9 Z: J+ M$ |& O  M" g8 c
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?* ], R8 T+ m, O. ?3 v: @
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.6 t# S5 h/ C* @9 }2 H; P
Operator: No. How old are you?" S  ~! J( E1 I0 T* u
Boy: I’m only 4.3 I( e; S' {# O
Operator: 4!
3 C9 Q) X3 z1 k1 n3 r1 m+ PBoy: Yeah.
/ ~0 s# n$ |4 L$ v% x7 OOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)  G0 r! m' b: t9 p* a  g' ~! o
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! p2 h2 H( z& rOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
9 J% n" q. ?' \  `, `  G; ~1 sBoy: 5.
' W& ?0 K9 B. t* h3 n$ pWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!) B3 P/ w! E' G- R- r
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 F/ K$ Z: e# E$ ^) HWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?8 E/ B8 P1 F& m7 B( K* I( Q
Operator: It’s the mother…- N0 E3 y/ x5 s5 H
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; Q5 Z/ v4 G- R: FWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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