4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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" U6 g9 X2 x2 \: EOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 `! \: I& M& I- w! O/ d1 Z2 P$ T$ ZOperator: What’s the matter?
4 `7 s' M. f5 T  i& ~7 lBoy: With my math.
3 }# Z8 E% n3 p# ?! I- t  @Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
) N% y' F( y+ _+ u- B% dOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
; v/ z5 o% _7 u( V; lOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
- Q2 ~' g" X. w/ PBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 p5 w3 t, _1 yOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 I6 k# s  |8 t5 TBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
) _0 z/ g$ s+ K: k3 }$ k8 rOperator: 4!
: X$ c6 ?- u. O" z7 Q3 l$ t1 J# VBoy: Yeah.
# \# L2 Q8 n1 COperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 |4 b8 u5 O/ [8 zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 `1 K! @- y* qWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" H4 B& @% M( p8 o; }Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈