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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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( j- `5 B+ Y% ~8 ^. F1 VOperator: 911 emergencies.
; i0 _! C9 b* N9 e6 r1 O3 Z  d" F; \& YBoy: Yeah I need some help.
; R/ o, w- I. L0 H2 H, \7 hOperator: What’s the matter?
" u& y) {+ I: T: F- BBoy: With my math." l' Q+ R" @" w3 k
Operator: With your mouth?; p8 O: m  c% t
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' F3 {) y0 S9 g1 c* HOperator: Sure. Where do you live?& [; M7 S) j& R1 s
Boy: No with my math.
3 h. a  ^9 v' H; Z" W3 v3 C* fOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& I& r' O1 {$ B; W% b% P5 Q, l9 `/ sBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* J* c. u( N' Q: AOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.2 C0 s2 ~$ [% ?% }
Boy: Okay.( u' e  o  A5 r
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?3 a" P" L3 G, z& e/ X
Boy: I have take aways., P- z$ z0 T& ?2 M& Y
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
* M0 A  K, E" R# T# SBoy: Yeah.# f+ l# Q2 Y# [
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) x' g* e, Q3 X6 p% L; yBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ z" \: @& S& e. C; i0 D! u: J' i  KOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
3 U$ @% q6 q$ k# G& [. h8 \& m3 t6 Z8 oBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
* o3 `4 j( s1 g2 h- ZOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?7 L( k+ A+ W' Z" i% V. \; s  J

- l: N) r  w6 T8 f/ FBoy: I don’t know, 1.
/ j( m  K/ s& f9 o# O  h& POperator: No. How old are you?
! s1 {0 [: d% J6 G6 d2 yBoy: I’m only 4.
) K  C7 Z. j- \0 z4 I8 XOperator: 4!, p# y$ v$ D" s6 g  \. M( l7 ^
Boy: Yeah.
" n! c+ s' Y* pOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)+ P, T& Q5 i( ]; q# o
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.2 ]4 o* R: e3 p* ]) o; u' D
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 y8 p1 b7 x% t0 Y0 }: |Boy: 5.
4 Y$ |' @* {* P9 y; r: _/ S& T# OWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!7 _5 a  A1 K; y* b2 @$ G
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.6 x. Q: r$ R- U' R% p4 L0 D: |
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.4 _  V0 W6 E4 D$ N) g
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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