4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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  Z4 G1 w: Q; z% }, r9 S/ }5 {Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
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! T  L( b& _. v* m6 J+ K" _  e2 _Boy: With my math.
) `2 M. }* l7 K+ \Operator: With your mouth?
: m  Z6 ]+ r" \! K, s  RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" K# \& t. `+ s: d. s# bOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  X; z' }5 P$ e  `2 Z: |( \Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- L6 \" E9 x% q* z5 W9 R0 bBoy: Okay.
5 a. E) J5 D7 b; w( hOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 P. P' b& @0 _8 h$ N+ [/ DBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: P! g: j( w/ S$ X0 |' ~, tBoy: Yeah.
7 Z- w2 i* v  ^Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
! h) _: k  _* h! vOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& m) t( F4 G4 @+ q; D1 @Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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  S  o7 j$ e2 M7 gBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
+ k* t, c* @5 p2 }# O5 d1 F; O* }Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
5 N' w$ y. \" s" K, jBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ x8 S$ N2 l3 s+ O/ A5 lWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
4 y) Q4 |4 ~7 t0 R  `9 sBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
4 w$ d% P% |% L, G$ A4 x7 }$ cWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈