4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
" o( b# F8 a  r7 S" @3 U# dBoy: Yeah I need some help.
+ {# w$ \- @; F$ y% J; XOperator: What’s the matter?
* Y& G  {  W8 }3 F2 ]$ o. g! l7 ~Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
) J9 O$ k* j; P# x* E! {2 EBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
, }4 o$ T! i9 U2 o$ m( R3 \Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
! K: t+ F) w4 G4 m: uBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, t  S2 c) X, V" F9 l+ e3 ]Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& |! L' a% `' ~0 D6 oBoy: Okay.
! X. P: i6 v7 U( J% a6 COperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 y' K8 {9 d" W; YBoy: I have take aways.
2 ?: a9 b3 `9 z) z9 t# @# |Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
5 J! K8 W! |0 r( B* xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ [0 O1 I: h3 o( l! M7 cBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; f2 e0 Z- j1 k" EOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 m* e9 A) D1 F: H/ I8 DBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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6 [! \/ w$ }+ J. S' s9 h9 |- u0 hBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 N' a2 q( R& C3 K! D6 w+ B8 mBoy: I’m only 4.
* P2 n- S% n8 W6 O( ]Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' `4 j. {9 _5 S5 DBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
! l& U" q" I, jBoy: 5.
/ q  a0 t* N9 z9 BWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈