4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
! u. w) @& I) `* v5 a. a6 e6 _" Y: a7 {Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
2 w* O- L, Z* \' R! ~  b1 t7 _Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! D7 `, V, _6 z( d, W1 |5 e9 \6 @Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 g& O* S( t6 }; \. x. tBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. A& u- Q* t& \7 y- W: Z/ {% P6 HBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  V* n2 j, ?" x% s! Q5 N, i2 s% W' wBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
6 x, |! l6 J6 G1 P/ }Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) d$ H. z5 R4 c: v" ~8 V4 o+ A# sBoy: Yeah.
, c/ U  Y& j2 ]5 @* a. COperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- k1 y2 s/ N1 ^Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 m$ ^& A& k" U' ?( t  _3 M' tOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
- K7 z' R9 D, |* s$ k' cOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
* ~* i) I: r" J. E6 F2 yOperator: 4!
! Y" ]% A6 ]- h0 G6 DBoy: Yeah.
1 g8 }2 @& W( g' j# I, K8 m5 SOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. j2 A' p9 e5 B( g: M2 h$ cOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
6 ~; x2 n. {; a% @( ^* oWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( X0 f" [: v5 P. T; |* i* [Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) r& M) [$ t9 r2 U+ H" HWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈