4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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6 ]) s0 O/ w, @# _. xOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 G8 {0 Q- g, L1 A; o. hOperator: What’s the matter?
0 t8 S! H1 \/ aBoy: With my math.
9 n+ ^( p" @: y! XOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
7 G# A# I; w3 h! X% e- LBoy: Okay.
( }9 z" T$ _/ Y: |" t" L+ t5 q2 ]Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  A+ F0 R9 G( H. Q9 c( [8 ZBoy: I have take aways.
# A; d/ k3 p$ J" jOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& _- ^- b" [/ w2 x1 tBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
* V9 Z4 Y2 v; ~9 A( ^" NOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
# \& Y% m7 y5 X" iBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
; p) O: r3 X1 w7 E7 ^$ zBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
( K2 D. @, Z7 C" d2 qBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 r  s3 B  w% _8 d- S- LOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
6 k* V$ h$ d2 I1 ^! _6 U" S" HWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈