4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 r/ a* V% |/ v# {" ?% a- ]Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
! k, [. w  [) ^+ \- e2 p$ CBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 q0 u9 ]0 q0 A  [1 QBoy: No with my math.
2 b0 y9 ?( Z0 ^. j2 pOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 u/ |( g* h' w, O0 V0 z% XBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 p9 Z  D. z3 H; `: v; s* fBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; R+ {" _- k3 l4 h) }. W, B( n' jBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

2 {6 C. s' a: i7 w# f/ X6 mBoy: I don’t know, 1.
, Q* ]2 k8 D) m) b4 V; J% t* fOperator: No. How old are you?
! P( u% J+ ?  l0 b0 A1 ]' ZBoy: I’m only 4.
- U; i( F5 x: M" Y" O4 k! hOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
  U3 b% ~1 C8 h( c8 g& l0 O) ^. h- rOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
4 _- {4 T4 |6 W1 A" G. B! t1 b: _8 VWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' T! H8 |( C9 F- k3 s2 ]Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- t' Q# v$ R7 A0 |Operator: It’s the mother…
  g+ V. f: q& d. WBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 z; H, n" a/ X3 f* V8 I% PWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈