4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 [5 ~5 Z. \* r8 RBoy: Yeah I need some help.
0 q; ~8 k* L) X# a+ ROperator: What’s the matter?
8 j# g! l- f; s! PBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
( K! O, H6 [* \# q, SBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
0 s# @3 F! `$ Y3 X. K2 l3 IOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 S- j; T- r8 e" |2 zOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* ]3 e# d1 T7 T! [% HBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
- k2 s8 @6 Q' k1 C. s. UOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
. E% G: A6 |  H( oOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) O0 I% x1 V: t* U- a3 bBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
3 d: m' g( p/ v: w( HOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
+ Q& r2 I6 b! ~% gOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 z: ^( ^5 O& m. u$ h0 M% u1 TOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈