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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
5 [% c* T/ }1 Q/ KBoy: Yeah I need some help.
- S8 _6 N7 ]- M2 p* B' O5 rOperator: What’s the matter?( N# G6 _; U, d# y6 `: j# c
Boy: With my math.. _% d* m" {9 ]) K3 a( t2 V1 L
Operator: With your mouth?
- \; F9 }$ n8 O  Y, B. v2 xBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?/ S0 W0 N  |9 z+ q# \! x
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
) J5 l7 H) q( u  P$ ^) B5 n  ]Boy: No with my math.
) k/ f6 V9 a: ?- [Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 ?$ M4 _  n' ^8 E( y* ?( [0 c) lBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
; {5 b- j) b* W  a- w- ^Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you." T9 p- B- W  J$ z8 ^* u: i
Boy: Okay.& U0 w  O4 X) c
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?7 H/ d: ^: s: z% Z2 H
Boy: I have take aways.
7 O6 l- k" _8 l3 MOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.: X9 C' Z% P5 r0 q, ^# j
Boy: Yeah./ c4 I5 k" z' t& O9 h, `" |
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?$ o. r! s+ t) ]) }
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.2 J& F0 H, U# f& d4 ^2 |* W
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is." R1 q+ C; k5 H. A3 I
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 L( ~4 e& `2 y  tOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?$ [' c, E) V, w

; J3 D* a+ b& W* ]Boy: I don’t know, 1.8 t$ F" u: H6 `4 P; n9 _: J
Operator: No. How old are you?* u8 Z$ A- x5 {: S
Boy: I’m only 4.
7 e2 r9 p9 S7 ]9 G* G- YOperator: 4!
1 m' M( }; [% HBoy: Yeah.
9 r8 E& ~( `9 W) g+ |! d& WOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
+ r4 V0 U% I* iBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& J4 O; _$ i4 q, L) c+ L, ]5 eOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!  W3 s8 d( A6 U5 h8 i4 n0 W) ^
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 Q6 u# ~6 D5 }* TWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?8 j1 E0 e; W5 x4 \& e5 z! \% g
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ ~6 d& r- \4 p8 [. B6 v( N, _2 WBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- P3 b; w& W. t6 M$ YWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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