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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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& K4 o; R8 R( \, }4 a! I2 O7 vOperator: 911 emergencies.
3 e( ~6 B) ^3 {2 M+ ^Boy: Yeah I need some help.- I+ \8 s3 U, ?& ]5 }* @  g
Operator: What’s the matter?
& N+ J& g, G$ }6 U$ F  b! VBoy: With my math.
+ ~; c2 q# T3 u. rOperator: With your mouth?6 }7 |# v# O1 ^7 w% y4 W/ V8 f
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?8 L6 n) Q. M( u- R1 l) w7 V, }
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?9 h$ q6 a6 ?: }) |
Boy: No with my math.. `5 y" p5 S* K+ H/ ]# t3 m% A
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?; ]6 T$ c2 j- y& j! y/ }
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% ]" V3 k" X0 t+ o% ^Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 D) I& ]2 l- A* C% ^: pBoy: Okay.2 O! X9 j( g* R+ P3 g4 y0 u
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 ^3 g0 I: G/ R5 t  t# wBoy: I have take aways.
  `: H7 N. Z- Y9 k0 Q. ?0 f& `0 q! t% \  DOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% l) Y& J: U1 m* e- wBoy: Yeah.
% k3 B5 L# |( p8 |Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?' }5 O0 ]8 X, V& o" X! m0 Y
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ A- U! Q& r6 }1 K! C  d$ ]Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
+ |0 f! V) V# C' \3 u' i8 i  ?7 ~Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?6 [5 f( D( \; v7 I/ H
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?: ~; p+ L2 y1 k% P6 Y9 d) |) i
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
3 X5 h4 Q! _4 Y1 G& AOperator: No. How old are you?
2 E% U9 H0 l; k8 Q4 xBoy: I’m only 4.. I1 F% G( t/ t
Operator: 4!: i5 X5 ?' E7 G9 s* W
Boy: Yeah., |: h# V3 P1 K# D1 `" b# p# v
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)  s" X0 U% y7 d; E
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# R6 `1 g! V' d/ wOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
2 j$ O% d) }0 bBoy: 5.
& j4 A$ r+ V7 K8 R  i4 yWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& w; V% u  P; Z9 N' H6 j) S! o5 eBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ ^) f; {* b, _3 M( Y: [% UWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?' R2 @5 {4 B) W3 k
Operator: It’s the mother…, D, Z. t; G  N$ n. l3 R/ w- f
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" s0 T5 D* ~3 S  X' m+ vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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