4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
; O% Z4 g, A' }- f; z) j4 sBoy: Yeah I need some help.
3 g$ E" c) C: O3 HOperator: What’s the matter?
* Y: O, L! U9 \, s# H8 gBoy: With my math.
7 ^% p0 l: O- I) y% y- qOperator: With your mouth?
7 \) V8 m2 D' ~  V! F5 QBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
) `) ], {; R+ c, G" uOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- O7 d7 Y! C. X* ~4 j" E+ UBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 ?, i2 c+ c7 O$ ?2 i* g9 O% v* qOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 a' [, J' h8 R4 B& A, c% I" W3 lBoy: Okay.
8 h) ?, I% w2 o9 ]( x1 POperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
* D/ n2 B# ?, W' j) p; {5 o8 K' J# VBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
. T( Y8 T7 O- B8 y2 |+ O/ G* b7 ZBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" a$ O! u+ T, ?0 U) ~+ U; x0 c# I; g1 oOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* `+ h) t; \0 [9 z& P& i3 |) S7 XOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
7 t* p* k. _# Z  h+ ~Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
  ]: r+ ~; x6 o% E9 g, |3 ^% ^Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% C+ Y0 G3 ]2 Z9 l# e' m* MBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: T- t7 f4 y% h( I  oWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
. y' [9 n3 j: i6 \8 F2 m! mOperator: It’s the mother…
) O; i0 D3 H/ V. P9 O  m3 C( MBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
) t2 E$ W1 \( |! U. v7 LWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈