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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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+ O8 F* Y; k+ q' h4 GOperator: 911 emergencies.
' ~) k" d: o; j6 iBoy: Yeah I need some help.2 Q8 G; S4 O9 J9 W9 ^) Z
Operator: What’s the matter?' s' \# H7 T) \1 C7 m
Boy: With my math.4 e: V* V8 ~7 E# k  p( }0 K
Operator: With your mouth?
5 w  C+ Z4 \" e8 I9 FBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
/ C4 M# g: x+ m& ^; m2 {  A' q1 ]# OOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
) b8 ?6 \# h# D; u! ZBoy: No with my math., M, G4 R/ c9 |2 a6 h$ P
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: [8 M0 V6 K5 v' B. t# NBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 L* I# B/ Z; \) y6 W( v3 [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  r% Y, d0 m  \0 q1 z5 {. F' bBoy: Okay.
5 s2 r% A1 z4 U1 ~$ ~Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 U% f  W8 ]# G, N" d  O) J' `Boy: I have take aways.  Z" |4 b. H1 o0 w+ x$ X; G$ n
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
6 l! e# w( t4 J/ N2 l, OBoy: Yeah.( F) p+ e* y# Y7 A
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?% p$ J4 J8 H0 u
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.) q# J1 f2 n( M+ \
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ l! O3 x9 S; c, `) @Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 N, r3 s  v# EOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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  x7 i3 E- `' B; D. UBoy: I don’t know, 1.# G5 {1 Z$ ?+ o6 |
Operator: No. How old are you?8 N" l& `+ S9 P5 h2 T# }, F
Boy: I’m only 4.
2 j0 @) }* y( IOperator: 4!
$ f  Y4 i; A% a  @/ y/ ~4 @0 M* m$ iBoy: Yeah.! H. M# g) G+ V+ w) i( U) R1 [
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
2 d2 |. B0 l( k; |Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' U6 `9 T3 \& d' [6 E, j- fOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 g6 r5 Q) N9 D1 e6 ]Boy: 5.) J! _, u2 H4 [' B& Z! {
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!& k9 v5 Q  ], b7 R
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.0 q: i$ ]9 z# g; W
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?, k0 ^/ B- s. b5 |2 k2 y
Operator: It’s the mother…
" y: H5 G1 r7 z4 XBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.5 }1 u2 L& V& _- T! t
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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