4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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- H+ S# h" T' ^* Q  H# |Operator: 911 emergencies.
, _! `, S* O$ l0 n+ wBoy: Yeah I need some help.
: V5 D0 ]+ C0 a4 @Operator: What’s the matter?
3 a' n3 I" w3 \2 Q$ d8 m0 jBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
4 w6 I" j/ `% O+ K; YBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) b3 s/ S. r( Z# @4 ?' k3 ZBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
7 c0 g$ l9 J3 ^Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
& y0 u- D! e1 v9 `( DOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
3 C  c0 R6 Z- V/ g* H! N2 xBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
* F3 a4 `9 s/ q6 @0 D2 ^Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 \3 _9 Q: @/ Y8 Q; P1 uOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' J  W$ S+ E4 N. o# GBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

# i1 ?8 @. l, w) Y: i- }Boy: I don’t know, 1.
) f9 M$ Z8 \4 L- E% t& MOperator: No. How old are you?
  g% q$ n' a- a- oBoy: I’m only 4.
2 I/ a- D  b' s3 B, k% t, B; KOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
# e9 l, |* f2 T( }% b3 fOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ [$ \4 a5 m6 R1 f/ o+ t9 YOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 ]: c0 U9 r3 r3 jBoy: 5.
3 {6 A5 A5 C9 B. r+ Z# h- d1 C1 Y- iWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 J% V3 j; q. ]" E% v# |Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
' R" b4 u1 ~! H; lWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( s7 R% l- L( M% j3 |) r' JOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 }. p3 {3 j+ A' @" Y( C! B/ dWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈