4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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6 Y6 K: c* W+ b9 }# YOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 w. k) U: `7 ~% ?6 x0 cOperator: What’s the matter?
- c6 [' ~6 P, e* J# ~1 UBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
6 p5 C4 i: M3 l! Y; m. ZBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
" W8 v" _- l9 b/ S6 h; BBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# }$ m1 ~, e8 Y" A: p  X4 |% k! bBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 x5 J( N6 J* ~4 W& \! P7 GBoy: I have take aways.
* ]3 S2 k( R8 q% o% t7 o' |4 fOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 i% \, E9 ?8 i  h& K1 t3 hBoy: Yeah.
" v5 c7 Y5 t" E  |* R, w! ]Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 ^* \$ T9 M; q, K; H# d9 X/ ROperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! B+ r$ p8 y0 [Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

  x  c1 O$ u' ?0 z! o. OBoy: I don’t know, 1.
( h' Q0 a7 n# @2 E; N: gOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
. Y1 T/ `5 H3 ^4 x, dOperator: 4!
+ K# g' I8 F9 g5 _8 i& Q& VBoy: Yeah.
+ ]+ L. T. F- B# ]Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 E4 X" t8 C& l. i9 _7 K: YBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
8 M6 t/ w7 s5 e0 m( hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
: m5 Z- f  f: |4 s; M% b4 nOperator: It’s the mother…
  o6 N: p4 f1 J8 @Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈