4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
! `! i7 x; \6 f2 qOperator: With your mouth?
" X& l. C! x. H6 F" fBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 W! k7 V4 Z$ O) Y. N% I+ BOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 T: D8 @% k/ |Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ T) R' W, H# f8 {: u1 N7 H) I5 RBoy: Okay.
) ?- y1 u9 j7 o$ O! b, \4 r( \Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
1 W6 E7 _  I+ ]# ^1 ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
, J) e! F0 R* i. M, K" x- ~/ w- @. jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
  k# \- X2 x8 O  C3 e; P9 YOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

# f1 X. q, v; m  h# R# DBoy: I don’t know, 1.
; A+ m6 v& w  `0 q2 jOperator: No. How old are you?
9 L8 c: c/ G- y/ r; `: B* hBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
, U0 {/ h/ z3 C, Y9 F2 hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" w& B3 t' @+ _1 G3 b% A  s' zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
" l+ m  d. y6 o5 T) n. EWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! a( Q1 C; J! |" L! V, BBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, {9 B2 F$ ]9 G+ t5 GWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. B6 O- s9 G/ R+ aWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈