4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 c$ d7 [1 h/ Z) YBoy: With my math.
; {4 z/ i! H3 POperator: With your mouth?
. q$ O2 F( u" _! t4 y' k/ |Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 P1 s" O3 n" l4 xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
) K- l. O& d* t1 v. y5 l3 MOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
6 u5 K1 M) X# u0 B# d! hBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
( U: u7 p, b) _  E+ i! n7 Q& h. iBoy: Okay.
5 T1 Q+ s  Z+ UOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
, I7 B9 h0 Y" GBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 K* b" o0 B' a) y3 Z  oBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" [+ s; J3 d& n- N/ _Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
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Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 @0 _7 g, x& @' s4 o( e9 JOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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6 j/ L+ r5 q% ZBoy: I don’t know, 1.
2 W8 u! M5 f( E) ~4 ?" i+ QOperator: No. How old are you?
% ?$ x4 N0 C- m* X* RBoy: I’m only 4.
* A5 q$ f2 j6 F6 y( MOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
5 E; K4 k' {! c! GBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
" W# y9 T! h/ x( d* IBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
% Q$ J; j( \0 COperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
7 t* w1 m% p* UWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈