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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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) D0 c/ R1 }0 b# o: e' xOperator: 911 emergencies.( X$ y6 e3 i, t2 x
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 _- H' q2 [3 VOperator: What’s the matter?6 b8 p9 l9 w0 R* \- O# q) \
Boy: With my math.
! O& x4 o. I+ d; l5 M) c7 ZOperator: With your mouth?  f7 ]9 u& [$ X
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?* B) x2 h- _- m6 T# F# I6 x9 n7 ]
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?6 P0 t4 s! ~! L
Boy: No with my math.  `5 D) Y7 ]: x. |/ Y; W% @% l% ?4 L
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?" l/ g: U$ P3 L1 O" D
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.: L  z7 G; ~/ D% r
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.' U% y& p2 Q; T" b5 s; ~
Boy: Okay.
( z7 l$ j) D) [2 X7 H) e  h) M. q/ |Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?4 \! I0 V% c( |3 G% v" a' i# X
Boy: I have take aways.
4 a1 p$ [2 A5 a) `0 R; ?1 J4 uOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.( @/ B$ C5 v* o* M
Boy: Yeah./ E% X  @% ~/ v- i( p
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?/ A# k& J. k+ L0 k
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.8 S8 e9 S3 A& C2 s- l* P' q
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.3 X- r% r( z9 e
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 U) j) Y; B+ f9 n( w, TOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
# e" S6 w- }( N% U4 \7 c( p5 gOperator: No. How old are you?; l. S1 i, i* A& p( l) Q" C
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ L& S2 ~6 D8 `( LOperator: 4!
* f+ S( `6 e$ D3 W9 RBoy: Yeah.$ w9 g& {0 M3 O! ?
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
8 y1 s2 w3 e( q) e7 _: E: [! N9 LBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ P1 H. @  y4 O8 E! cOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?& y! K7 t/ T' V3 K2 {
Boy: 5." j  R$ W; u+ W, ]8 Q  N3 r# i' x2 n
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( x  i0 Z7 n. ^2 C6 d3 \Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- `. F# Z, b; ~4 m$ ZWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?6 I; `! I# }, j
Operator: It’s the mother…
9 ]3 A) I6 H+ S( [1 W  O7 dBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 t8 X6 O; j1 ^2 q# k" YWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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