4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
4 Y( Z. H. T9 G, i2 Y4 i" S- J+ I7 sBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
. u# L3 w% A$ A% r0 ]Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
% x: t1 e# ?2 ?, `! s  [Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
# P/ ?( H, `5 P6 t# G/ [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* B: R/ E# h( {9 V$ x* G) h) e/ N! YBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

( t5 V9 \6 g6 l/ w4 B$ sBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
) @6 J! a3 T( a' \Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
# h( o7 M' l' t$ GOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
# G! I, X3 @; {7 d5 [0 LBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 Q+ d' B: f! ~2 g) POperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈