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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录; [$ m1 D4 ^: p$ S9 K
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Operator: 911 emergencies.  e  f" a. X8 h4 S
Boy: Yeah I need some help.9 z3 Z) J8 z7 L# O0 Q9 w- T5 Y
Operator: What’s the matter?. W: r9 Q6 P5 E) j" Y8 h: I2 v
Boy: With my math./ m6 X1 m' ~7 a% ^4 P; T
Operator: With your mouth?1 w* j. C9 f) E" Z' }. V
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 L! T  W+ j% v5 A5 f9 [9 e* HOperator: Sure. Where do you live?6 \# L; f0 g, X1 @) q
Boy: No with my math." z- b: k, g5 R  Z; T3 `" S+ x' r  @
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& r% W1 M4 c* [! {, U) T- |Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.; Q3 ^' w$ Q" L& r' }, \* O
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.- w7 h/ z7 b" H, x- @! S$ c
Boy: Okay.
1 e* i- o0 s: [% x& H; Q6 QOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?& q3 Y0 {9 g4 [3 O0 d8 W# r
Boy: I have take aways.
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Boy: Yeah.
! C  |% K4 \* b: BOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?' C! V" g+ L4 }$ z* X: r4 a' ?. a2 J
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.2 F; u* v% C& x" e$ s
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) s8 Q0 X3 S, K: R: _, nBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
) e8 [. ~) w" UOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
& q/ t: R! K$ Z/ kOperator: No. How old are you?: h. V! Z/ w- F# }8 N: `; P
Boy: I’m only 4.* s$ J; S- S( ^) t6 L
Operator: 4!" @( r. V6 X' \% M* E
Boy: Yeah.
; N6 h* u8 J, q" DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
6 J+ |7 r/ |" r8 J& |, _- CBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. u" c# N9 C% P! g) c3 v( OOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!; }' {' ~' [' {" d; k% ?
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
5 g7 i$ ~5 k' ~5 W0 F" R3 K/ O2 K0 UWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?9 y- v& G' c8 R
Operator: It’s the mother…% e$ R/ E& x- `, k) Q6 j
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 r, w) K' Y* ZWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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