4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
1 {5 |8 q+ y4 y! SBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 k- Q" u# a) l; c( T: aOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
2 H9 U" e3 R3 R, c) a. hOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. d  R! O9 z5 p2 I! sBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! T% w" S& }8 q5 lOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
( L; Y& l% A, x( V6 IOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' Z% y1 E3 r: E  m+ {) KBoy: Yeah.
6 P$ Y: c, W& s" tOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
# d) q- o1 I1 m7 G, i: _Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
2 |3 O( M% l" l4 V9 ]+ SOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ J" Q6 T7 V$ C! @7 aBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
% m$ t( `$ t6 r: QWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 w$ p, L: j2 w0 f0 E8 N  I/ VWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 b: R; I. Y( |4 c- m6 y  S7 vBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈