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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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3 W  f6 C' X7 h' H8 H9 W  `Operator: 911 emergencies.. U6 s; n6 [* B, `; m, g2 F
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 W8 F- |0 F+ U# DOperator: What’s the matter?
3 b; W+ I" ^8 N( f' XBoy: With my math./ U* y4 h5 M6 C+ A: v
Operator: With your mouth?
2 q3 [! ], g: z+ ?Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?* j" y- F% ?0 C7 W5 ~" j
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?: b' ~/ l4 O4 u0 \6 d6 f1 q
Boy: No with my math.$ m! [' V& x* g  C. ?
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?- \3 `1 m  X0 T0 M# D
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 n- ?' k) b6 t5 e7 I3 BOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" L* u4 M8 Y- w# D: NBoy: Okay.
0 w) D6 m# K% m% ?7 v( HOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 \( U. Y6 G9 x" ]4 _8 cBoy: I have take aways.3 `7 X/ q, ]* m5 @' h4 X% n
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 e8 x. N7 b2 k. e: [Boy: Yeah.
+ B- I" ~, x# FOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
2 l" M) H- _  ^9 p0 w: G" mBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
: Y1 g! n! z  R, m) v2 G* \# j. JOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.# V; {) O- @3 i) C0 z6 w2 k
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
# `0 `" v9 h  W4 l2 EOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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4 B$ h5 T7 D4 tBoy: I don’t know, 1.3 b0 h5 S; s1 |/ S$ b
Operator: No. How old are you?+ n- [8 ^3 h* ]! U
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.( t5 S( r$ W" }6 t- i& @
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)) U% i7 w' f9 j* q
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( B) p, c7 x0 [" G4 B5 zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ Y2 ?* b+ f1 J, O8 WBoy: 5.# D( z% q7 r: `% `
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 ^. Q, t- d9 C, zBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
5 M3 b* }' S$ X& ]  g3 u# qWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?# Y5 m6 v! d4 a0 E" m# }
Operator: It’s the mother…- L1 u+ s9 }  y0 x# n
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.% V8 Q# Z* U. s! y
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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