4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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3 C6 i9 M  f: Z4 FOperator: 911 emergencies.
" B$ |' l; ^! E, J' Y" [# wBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
, i7 y9 p5 |. M1 E6 JBoy: With my math.
5 O0 K' f5 K" ?- _2 n5 k3 V) K& i# |Operator: With your mouth?
5 @1 a7 X) h$ y6 lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  U. X; h4 [0 P9 u( R3 l2 cOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 Y% W, k$ v7 L! O- u+ t3 YBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! K! A8 K6 C% cOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 G  B( X8 z4 u1 IBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& n7 ?) E1 H1 g& i) S& n; aBoy: I have take aways.
  z+ ^$ L; |6 [; i3 y5 c; MOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ s$ l6 H( g+ |9 p: v) ^Boy: Yeah.
' \( C1 x, h% `0 a& X/ ?( V; S, w$ cOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) C$ x- ~+ w3 E. l0 o( {Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 s9 v+ n$ Q! ]2 s6 \+ W& Z) K* @Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

" b1 w5 Y6 ~( a  b7 Q& RBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
* s5 h& K7 Y# D/ }+ yOperator: 4!
3 h6 f. \: d& d; e. i  o7 jBoy: Yeah.
' o# }# h  [) L3 t3 yOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% Q+ _" r+ L2 `; h  KBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
7 p$ I" q" g$ s  W* H: L( G3 ^Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈