4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
, B2 ?( F" q% J0 @9 ~" w# D; IBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 P% C: ?1 Y2 N, {, B$ A' m4 |Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
1 z0 p# l5 T5 _5 IOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
( |& ~. ~  W: N' z, U5 BBoy: Okay.
) U' W! u9 o" x# A# N' ~- uOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
; Z. n/ ~6 I9 vBoy: Yeah.
; E$ J4 W7 _% s6 ^4 W+ t6 uOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
7 U0 w3 w3 J  N% r% ?1 cOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

. J: H8 o% V( k: O5 ~* u' v9 TBoy: I don’t know, 1.
  U; E+ x$ Q" _Operator: No. How old are you?
4 k% D9 {" h) {' K0 d) tBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
  f7 I) Q* K3 @) _1 UBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
; K' M$ R. t6 }7 P' d9 B9 B! m3 RBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 z' G9 k. ^3 o5 W. C, B0 Z( gWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
7 w4 E! q* Z3 t4 O3 I9 g$ g) lWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈