4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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& [. Q1 x, x- }# i( |/ q% WOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
1 e* h9 N+ g: m; k7 J' s: S# LBoy: With my math.
: q" d6 f. u' {) P7 d5 A2 KOperator: With your mouth?
! e6 @& N' F3 D. VBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' T# j' b; }/ K2 ?: Z0 fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 l/ Q% m- i; `Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 [9 H* x6 Y, e- LBoy: Yeah.
) {/ y/ q" p4 \% }) K( O  B1 zOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# |  R) E# E) F: [% M, c2 c" a& nBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
/ Q* P1 v- D$ [2 B+ n9 C+ z7 ]Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
' ^# d! P, B0 E  aOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! b1 {, A, |6 z, JOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 m5 F% |+ V& ~- e6 FBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
! f( }% x- b6 t9 U  t; jOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; c' c! d5 P9 z! hWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈