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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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4 e2 S  j8 G5 k* R8 AOperator: 911 emergencies.
" f- C* j) `8 `4 H, P2 i* F/ ]Boy: Yeah I need some help.. h% f' k6 Q& N: `: s# `; f7 m
Operator: What’s the matter?0 Z  x2 D# p/ ^7 C
Boy: With my math.& z# X* |( U8 ?* @/ G3 k
Operator: With your mouth?+ W& m' L, H4 X* B0 @
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
) R9 e. {& y3 eOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 M8 |/ ^6 ~- A2 K9 HBoy: No with my math.
( v, D9 o6 j/ L" T  g, |5 vOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 C) R/ [# W' |6 U8 y3 DBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.! U2 ^4 y' X; p
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 @0 b/ T! `6 S) [2 y4 P: A5 iBoy: Okay.4 ^, E, Q5 I" I+ G
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 F0 @: z0 Y: M4 r  M2 FBoy: I have take aways.
5 v- v. o  |4 t, ^) LOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.- \; b( L6 E4 J. V7 Y2 t
Boy: Yeah.) c; o' ]3 V) f3 ?/ N2 K4 [& O
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?  D& K% I3 F2 a0 v/ x" t5 [
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) p& h" W; ?5 FOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
, g; A" y/ Z0 i: z- Z5 ABoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, [; @! v2 q0 I1 |% X* L& l; E" g5 KOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?5 |" g: J3 o2 l* w# t1 x8 Y0 g
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
" w6 B$ X9 y4 C2 h# q5 S; S1 `Operator: No. How old are you?8 {4 a3 `# V1 u: B( Z
Boy: I’m only 4.. z4 D8 H) A+ G  C$ F3 Z
Operator: 4!( J6 t: [1 d& U; d* S4 k
Boy: Yeah.8 G2 W/ _) h, ]) F; ~2 F; O
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)! n4 u+ h" z  D( m4 k. b
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.$ M- g7 N! `+ y  h' L9 O
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?) g$ c# B! x$ x! s
Boy: 5.
" \3 H  X/ A# U* Y6 j  d# [Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!2 y$ W) U, q+ D
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.- t2 q5 g' @' p1 N$ |
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?" ?4 r% h" p& q: s
Operator: It’s the mother…: S: s4 c& p  w, E, P
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.: Z& {" a. v" o: h% Q' K
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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