4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
% x# s4 n) V- ?+ q9 \( KBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: C% F, [) V1 X! Q: c( r9 G4 jOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 G. g( r4 {0 s9 @1 S7 jBoy: No with my math.
* \, I; ~2 a# B# c0 dOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
$ {- D$ F3 w- L6 A9 U$ wBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) d0 j* m" ]0 b9 ]$ d  z# j& V; x; CBoy: I have take aways.
3 A  |" Q  y( L9 COperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: V* j; r1 L- U8 J8 G( Z- RBoy: Yeah.
* K# b% G  Q' @: nOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 m( b/ O/ n4 W) ABoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 R( Y/ a3 |, S. KOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 g3 {: j  e, p8 bOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
. i0 P* N" K( M3 COperator: No. How old are you?
, o8 g/ [/ a7 f0 C8 f& S6 xBoy: I’m only 4.
4 a* c/ F2 g- \! @5 JOperator: 4!
2 ~' e8 l, k. K/ ?Boy: Yeah.
' }0 ?  O% M6 d' x# f* K! K+ xOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ |( A# ^, ]) J3 c: U0 r* b- A5 [Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 n( ^5 b+ Q0 K! I3 M" E  HWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
0 p2 d, A; w7 }7 \' E5 }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 h8 Y# \# n+ l/ I+ {Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈