4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
, ^9 w  u8 h) h, o2 \0 y3 b1 oBoy: Yeah I need some help.
" I! [* f" \; a- a& x; POperator: What’s the matter?
( r* C: u& G2 K+ `4 o1 PBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
. u# ?1 ]5 V- c. I- B/ X; rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 W" K" s( M! JOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 B+ H  N* q6 GBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% I- U+ n6 |+ g& }  qOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
  \/ n5 ^" s$ F" C* uOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
. G5 B& ]& e5 f- Z# @, zOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 C! T/ e" a' Y% q. ?Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 L* r; p. L. C2 o. m/ B9 oOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 ?5 O  q5 w9 c; GOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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0 m7 }4 i7 l* M2 qBoy: I don’t know, 1.
+ S* k/ O7 e% LOperator: No. How old are you?
$ V% B7 L# {2 A, d6 X4 kBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
: w, ^/ t8 p  A$ G$ U5 cBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  S" a4 B$ A# ~1 F$ ZOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 `! L9 Z7 @- L6 G4 X3 `Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- h- p6 Z* D+ ?$ F. P, QOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈