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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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5 |8 [2 ^. G" s, a- x3 L- D* W0 xOperator: 911 emergencies.* Y2 U2 g  [6 w' p
Boy: Yeah I need some help.9 Y3 V; t; J& }, u
Operator: What’s the matter?
# T" n2 v) U/ U4 `, N, eBoy: With my math.5 |0 k) u- V5 Y4 U' _
Operator: With your mouth?
/ V& k$ A$ ^% x- YBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; H* \! c2 z$ r/ L1 W0 r3 cOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 [$ D+ ^/ J4 A4 TBoy: No with my math.( Z2 H7 K8 B0 U" X( f
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?" n9 g9 A# V8 t  h
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- [/ e" U  B# `9 c0 d' iOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 x$ D' A  `8 u; i1 i) ZBoy: Okay.
) V4 B! y- k0 COperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?/ [) Y/ S9 _$ {
Boy: I have take aways.
9 K' p5 U! J2 `; U) T. ~. NOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- r) {0 d; a# i0 }6 UBoy: Yeah.
% H$ h1 G, R4 aOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?2 H4 e" B# g/ d" h4 f8 w
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
. _+ N) k  K+ k1 C+ @& U2 xOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.7 k6 O0 ?9 @5 ~% v. M
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?4 ^0 W9 d4 s* ?/ ~$ X& l6 E7 }
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.+ L- i5 H) }: e; O0 \$ m/ |4 y: b4 e
Operator: No. How old are you?
& |4 O# Z/ D& v8 U4 L1 XBoy: I’m only 4.* ~' X* {& {- j. g5 d
Operator: 4!4 \% y" k6 f7 \3 w, ^
Boy: Yeah.
, J* a  N4 W& O2 n& e2 N0 OOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
" d/ l0 M; h/ n9 B2 k# ?: L7 e6 GBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# l3 {& S+ W, ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
  I. F% X/ W0 gBoy: 5.
2 y, e4 N/ X! J$ {) rWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!  x+ T: d! a- z8 }  O9 `
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.4 {$ z/ z& _/ x7 c7 l
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?) e" M2 k( K0 n' w9 e" s: K% Z
Operator: It’s the mother…
; G( R; h3 z; U; fBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# e4 ]- F' `0 S3 VWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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