4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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; J/ m+ {7 k1 |: X' R$ d( Z4 Z% zOperator: 911 emergencies.
: W( X; W+ F( P) XBoy: Yeah I need some help.
: Q; w/ f, ~6 J+ \- t% cOperator: What’s the matter?
) _2 q2 `9 O& k7 {, p/ [Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
, Y& o" U. I% EOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
- S; B# X4 W  d' T3 uOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 w' ^  v+ W+ y  ?! G& cBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( }/ t) |( c7 k" X+ DOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: l0 \/ e# `9 s1 m4 OOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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: O! `$ z, ^7 D/ T+ U7 nBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
0 P! g% J* N* c+ ^+ kBoy: I’m only 4.
' `* u6 Z1 z6 y% X- {7 \Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
; t* g% e* }8 k, d" ^Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
$ J5 h5 X* Q: e8 bBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* {4 H# b- h- m4 s# D1 VBoy: 5.
. q4 ?% }8 r- A* d% e% M  ]4 FWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( A3 B* f3 z! i1 o1 u/ r4 O! L$ BBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 }1 L+ b9 @" R# g4 p7 \7 bOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  E# D: ^" _0 e9 C+ P# G1 E/ x8 o( v9 AWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈