4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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* I) m% h2 c7 P, r1 w  `Operator: 911 emergencies.
* i1 G' R' C  n3 l4 n# ~* OBoy: Yeah I need some help.
$ h; o: U  i1 g% U- A+ b$ COperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
# f/ _8 ^2 [- aBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' X4 V) W5 k/ D8 `2 R+ QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ q( G& S) K* U1 p5 _Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: Q% E! i4 {" m- K/ `Boy: Okay.
) l% z, d/ d6 G- W$ sOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
. J( z! _' X- _Boy: I have take aways.
/ K% f* r1 B5 {9 B; m$ f! M+ V8 IOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
6 L' j: x7 H' ?5 y) m# IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% q8 q4 f( ^/ f7 J( ^Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 g! E5 X- C& d/ O5 _3 [. qOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

6 p, f' U& S' W3 {Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
! Y6 L+ c8 ^" ?* S) sBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
; P6 Q5 |: n! V' @* TBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% b/ B$ {# Q8 J, i6 rBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 {* O, U( u  D# f9 [% c  HBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 U# O0 r3 }; EWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ u' W  f7 r$ L4 WBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 E9 J- t9 ?* CWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈