4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
* Y4 g9 }0 A2 D" gBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ ]& N- e0 S! C) XBoy: No with my math.
- e1 s) @$ g( C; M3 V! zOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% R. i3 b2 [9 ]9 G- }0 tBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' ~7 {  F1 Y. B$ mOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; G) U+ o! e9 _Boy: Okay.
: E. g' ]4 R$ iOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
6 O7 n' C* l* Y) I) c$ o: kOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) u1 g. Q7 L5 E8 |  n, cBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 O' [0 [# v0 X0 VBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
) x& a& w, W+ X( a" hOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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% I) c; T" [* `$ s3 I, xBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
& `- u# l/ o9 m3 `Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
- g. v& ?- R2 F. d# h9 N# \Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 K! V) u0 |7 N* L- h& ZOperator: It’s the mother…
9 \- {' N' U" }' A- I* u( y3 TBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈