4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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. a% M: j) X& J. \  Y  a6 dOperator: 911 emergencies.
; D/ d* k2 h4 e! bBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
4 i# q1 a6 E% t! B0 G% z; FBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
- {+ s7 E( y7 m* |0 D2 _+ E0 P* xBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
7 `  m  }" A  XOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
: Q+ y% z& z  H* ]# f0 DOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 I" I8 ^: ^: `* x) qBoy: I have take aways.
6 M- B5 C2 o7 {) wOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& T( Z5 K: i8 I3 jBoy: Yeah.
0 t" R- `4 a: R- t9 j# _: BOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
" m+ V/ V' U& {. K; \4 u, `5 f; ^5 rOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 w, D  s- u7 OBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
8 p5 s5 P( C2 L8 }. H& X! H* k: U" LOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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' G8 @! \% f" c6 \8 t) x+ gBoy: I don’t know, 1.
* o- Q; V/ {8 A; ~Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
% b7 j( x  R5 k+ ?7 W6 vOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' x! F& J) M' t% o9 @+ N7 s# E+ }Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( k* F% F) n0 j( C+ M# x5 T3 J" rBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
0 ]) b) s+ ~9 J, E0 ]% C" H1 |Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, B' ~6 M) Y8 J9 b1 r  F8 x' J9 BWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈