4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
/ U/ U" C3 s# R, n6 ]2 yOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 |' ]$ E# F0 HOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 C( k) F* K; w% L$ u3 XBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  S& A4 O7 b: D: p& F# d$ }: JOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' b6 Y. J, G9 T/ aBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
& N5 D; K' D% R! J2 k% hOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( z2 Z" h# x, {6 nBoy: Yeah.
( O+ \+ N# v" V1 m2 ~4 J& M; aOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
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Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, g" M1 l) x5 y6 p0 E$ [& Z5 f7 QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
% i6 q! h) w! x8 F+ I' f( ?9 o& LOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
+ p; `; L( D1 ZBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! d' G% {, S7 K' I0 V/ dBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
3 ?; y" }" B1 l( y& `! x: |Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈