4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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. T. {! S2 Q, N& Y/ i  F, \  l3 OOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
  M. c; [  Q) C* z, R! cBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
' S6 M& Z) E4 m1 R' @4 GBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 y" P! W0 y' E4 _" bBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' m% `' h+ m! u+ D0 LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
0 k  Z. G; t1 L/ e! jBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
7 j+ W* P2 `( \$ e& YOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 N$ X" A' `  I0 }( ]6 E! C' zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
7 Z. y3 a1 {4 ^- S$ ]& h! }Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! R5 p# D8 R6 ]; {! YBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& l2 B1 C4 A# a" cWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
. E$ {) u/ a! E- ^9 \Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ ?0 \+ ?4 q" u6 G4 lWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈