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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.: e! _+ w: A4 X
Boy: Yeah I need some help.: E* U2 ~3 ?# [  h: _7 Q9 h
Operator: What’s the matter?4 e7 a/ L" [$ s& F& P0 a
Boy: With my math.$ e; d1 O/ J% H& E: j
Operator: With your mouth?
1 |* D+ ?$ B2 z. X; s5 a" W  nBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?" f) {" ^" q0 F9 |) R
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?' {: J9 G% }& l: ~
Boy: No with my math.
/ L# H8 U6 g9 ~Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 S) T8 u' X6 q2 ^! I  l- x. JBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.# L" r3 c1 i" f0 X* }: \- s- z
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.; u* X# ?8 a. u0 u- z3 ]" q
Boy: Okay." ?2 C3 h/ g: a% z
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?' A7 `  m; c9 p, O- R" \
Boy: I have take aways.: b" r9 u, D8 e& {9 S8 ]
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
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- o' x- f* [$ ?# a0 pOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?0 F% L3 _; u& G% i8 x. s
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' j! F6 |% q; QOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is./ y0 ]+ |: O0 F) o* [6 s5 q0 d$ r/ T5 W
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
8 z$ M' x6 b3 F8 i1 I& OOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
! O1 [* Z2 n6 b/ BOperator: No. How old are you?
5 R! ^# \' |/ kBoy: I’m only 4.! Q' ]9 x; K$ k( r+ J% w  v& _: h
Operator: 4!& Q( a2 O7 _: V3 R6 N* u- z2 U
Boy: Yeah.
* G5 ?. M6 D* I' Z/ W% d* tOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈): Y) E; C( P; y: t$ Q" x1 W0 `
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, P$ u; _6 s0 A/ t$ {' W. P% ZOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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9 Y- z' Y1 r$ y. IWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!2 O2 U9 P5 j0 t+ s) U
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.* G, B( }  _/ G
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?0 t6 m) W  i6 \+ ]3 ~, n. s
Operator: It’s the mother…
5 ^+ z: L( W5 u9 t" I. \0 l+ ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.; F) q, `- \7 s  c: _
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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