4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 R8 d6 s$ Y. g% F! u: A+ MOperator: 911 emergencies.
) E- y6 b9 ^0 Z7 QBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
% v4 d3 a- I( Z# F& U2 |, p9 GBoy: With my math.
$ }4 S* H8 m  `; A$ a% y* h5 ZOperator: With your mouth?
- @+ ?# c/ I/ r0 f1 sBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 a1 m3 P7 w& JBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) t% v( }5 r4 t, f; j" s5 vBoy: Okay.
! t7 |, D7 L+ d% Z" ^Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: N) k- n1 f3 p" S& lBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
; F) H9 @+ O4 _; SBoy: Yeah.
. a0 H. w5 N/ }9 h3 @) BOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( I  i% _0 J. V( J/ MOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ p6 E! \& I/ QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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- v9 \2 f9 F( u7 |5 ^9 n( R2 ^; gBoy: I don’t know, 1.
3 t: {7 t( F. F. h* mOperator: No. How old are you?
2 s! U7 H3 D; ^/ v  WBoy: I’m only 4.
4 z9 w; [' p# P5 b2 x  x: A/ F% NOperator: 4!
2 k3 r! v3 ?) S9 P3 k6 tBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 P, a0 |* B1 Y/ hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
  s' X/ j; i( g' K1 mBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 S) U! s. P# o0 u% w  d) aOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ y5 `; x# d/ s+ n8 j$ {! Y2 T  FWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈