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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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5 {  R( h4 P3 h- i, _Operator: 911 emergencies.1 m* x# d9 A! b! k
Boy: Yeah I need some help.$ A' i; V2 o4 X" K; _
Operator: What’s the matter?4 M$ [( n! C4 \
Boy: With my math.
/ z3 X" b# d# q& s! sOperator: With your mouth?
. ^0 q( l# J1 \& l- K* a: pBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. U* y" b, K1 UOperator: Sure. Where do you live?" m- X: V7 D; k! Q) \
Boy: No with my math.
8 F+ K; P" _3 ?( d5 g8 ?  NOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?" m. l5 \1 `% w
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone., G. d3 B  ^5 F! c) F
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: r- E1 n& K4 j  {4 u$ C3 BBoy: Okay.+ t3 u; W4 n1 W- }: m% t' N
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
+ R! T. A" g3 Y: rBoy: I have take aways.5 O  }! R! S; C, h
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways." X5 c$ `) {7 I  V, Z& v# o
Boy: Yeah.1 h, e! t- a" d, V
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 b5 o+ _" p* h5 d. mBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 [. F0 u9 y+ w% X6 _- jOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.6 x0 s/ E$ Y7 i5 A0 x
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 f7 V# Q3 t  y" L: U7 dOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?* C5 N' Z3 @4 l% z6 R5 P
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.2 i8 ^$ `  O( ?8 l. k
Operator: No. How old are you?: ?& L+ f" |' Z/ b3 W
Boy: I’m only 4.) m5 V  `% u  L+ w# b; v2 ?4 E+ i. O; f
Operator: 4!# P- \+ S. Y$ f1 S# }' t, B
Boy: Yeah.
; d$ c2 ~$ u, h4 T$ \Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
9 f' p- B# n( G7 hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
0 {; z. w" |, I  _" ]Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?! F- Q/ ]; }; x) p& z. V0 k
Boy: 5.
, C) N# g7 h# b4 z' KWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!% [8 U! [5 T8 [1 X' k  B
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.( d6 p: t9 e. K# E5 d9 o. P- `
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 W) S1 T! }* t/ b7 f* M0 v* EOperator: It’s the mother…
% V: I, G7 S+ I: T5 R+ S, U8 xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ e) {- L* K8 {; G: o  IWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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