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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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7 i3 _* x9 P! X# K2 hOperator: 911 emergencies.
% E5 l9 y/ T2 FBoy: Yeah I need some help.( Y3 }2 U" R. W9 E; D
Operator: What’s the matter?  E' P8 }! R7 [. ?
Boy: With my math.! C" y+ K) z7 G* G& g
Operator: With your mouth?
' y/ y* k) ]% X6 r3 UBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: y# [3 T* F% K8 j+ s/ |) @( N  _' c  XOperator: Sure. Where do you live?% j) T" R' o* X1 J
Boy: No with my math.
  |2 `6 j# R) k: YOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 m4 E& k, ?+ [, B! r$ CBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ F+ b4 O) a# p! ]# WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.; ~/ r  z7 p% S1 ?0 H9 Y, v& G
Boy: Okay.2 `4 }5 F+ Q+ |
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
9 L  `: \) F8 I* [Boy: I have take aways.( p0 F9 n4 m& N1 I3 m$ v6 r
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  y( v  n% k6 T) H) A( }Boy: Yeah.+ [% i! I# L$ R7 _
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% i* M: R  N5 J! I# u7 A" GBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
& r  S8 I# F) ~3 m1 `" P$ YOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 O! k& t5 z- B: |# D7 b0 l3 MBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?( ]5 \8 ?2 b2 w: c) W
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
- P- B. v$ c# X1 f- M  `8 vOperator: No. How old are you?
& v3 u) d( {6 W' G7 nBoy: I’m only 4.
- u9 O' S7 u$ ?7 p9 Q3 A6 k: BOperator: 4!
$ |3 u! e5 ?* P: j$ aBoy: Yeah.7 R7 Y( G' j- k& i, }" g" X
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)+ D7 _7 X7 Z. }  Q
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.$ G* A4 N4 R; t' A2 c5 I: C0 J
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?# d( [" b! X& Q3 x. u+ w
Boy: 5.
2 O- O. m1 l  _2 |) M; tWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
: Z' O8 [2 M: N8 b! i7 o* zBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.+ |: ^* T/ d& [5 C- Y
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?8 Y9 g5 {( u" g+ {' @& X" _
Operator: It’s the mother…/ H3 a1 ~1 n- o% {) [1 ^8 F
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.3 @" x# {2 c% O6 e6 Z4 B" L% O, a
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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