4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 D  a5 q. n; IOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
2 a( ?# o- N" p" ?0 FOperator: With your mouth?
; B. m' {' u$ r  {( `& gBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ c0 ?1 ^: m2 Z) g2 v+ m8 DOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
) ^3 Y/ T$ X# B% `: N7 }Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 l6 ^- G; s+ F: B$ |Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
! z/ r0 L% ?0 HOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& l1 t) H) I* O) t- m9 jBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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5 n1 e- s4 T: Q' L2 rBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 d0 o! l$ H3 _. `Boy: I’m only 4.
, o0 V/ m% q% M3 O! E' aOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" P$ H% |( O8 k# B: i/ Z% X2 mOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. G$ ^4 w$ Y8 K# gBoy: 5.
# y( J5 L7 U& _Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
6 w: a7 A  B# h. N$ R5 @" P3 h; A3 ?Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# _: `9 v) s) ^& M. fWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
& n' W7 c8 S4 ZBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& o; h7 K* p1 k$ U; }Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈