4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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- Q; L& a# L: d9 a1 h8 gOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 R$ ~+ y* z8 i' |( `: D$ R) I$ l: vBoy: With my math.
- P, I% p# x4 j/ t7 T1 [Operator: With your mouth?
. H. m- ^2 m/ Y. h8 X* |Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
- x4 T& g; v* lBoy: No with my math.
; }. R$ f- A7 A; g$ h" a  m/ r. f5 mOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! R) x: F; Y8 n) k5 k8 q8 rOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
* i: [7 f0 @) D  H; y6 nBoy: Okay.
- O& A$ h+ F1 [5 c% EOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 p4 |9 e7 c' z* H/ }" uBoy: Yeah.
$ q4 }8 P, Q/ l$ I& G8 [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 K. d2 S5 a, dBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( W; J" n2 D" |  jOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 V/ Z" B# _* X9 jBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ R4 x2 m5 I3 h) f4 U" hOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

5 X: }. {# ]* _% O1 JBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
2 O0 S5 Z/ F# F: ~! mBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
1 u. f# m5 Y- Q. M' Y) uBoy: Yeah.
- K* T0 J1 f2 z2 N3 T6 g# E  oOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
* V; [. |. s  H0 SWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, r  X( s+ U! N* z4 @: h8 \Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
9 P2 K* ~- H* N0 j' U3 oOperator: It’s the mother…
- |% ?3 S. e8 T3 ?* b6 X. h2 k* @Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
7 ]& o, ^; c; ~" M: CWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈