4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
6 Y6 C# {5 l/ ^( a6 K# J9 `Boy: Yeah I need some help.
) I7 t' k8 J/ j( n: FOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
- D, t% E& M& b% z) iBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* l9 p8 _5 ?7 P* aOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  v, O: I) D* [" h0 GBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
( O0 O8 \  f. W2 _0 e, ]& U. [+ C' xOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 Z' W% c$ n# K$ S. P$ o$ c, c7 nBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
; n; I" \+ [! h' V" S5 }# H( V+ |& iOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' N( s" i. A; VBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% D7 j5 g- }& V1 P3 f% N( U& X% WOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 ?, ?' c9 L/ Q& Y! fBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
+ q* t2 W7 A! t+ `* X. Q' m( JOperator: No. How old are you?
5 H0 @3 d( ^- [, {' O/ L3 ?1 HBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
' d" _" }* O2 FBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
$ c2 }& X; a# SBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
+ K7 c( J- ]9 c2 g4 e5 HOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
/ T% `% \8 y! P) a, q3 wWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 ?0 R5 k! z1 S; V6 |5 Y" j: UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ U  i6 N( z4 Y) U+ e) }2 _Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
: W# M! M; s# ~7 v1 ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 ?3 b9 P, m8 F; l; |' r: LWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈