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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
, y% a" h% x2 o4 {+ IBoy: Yeah I need some help.
  H+ J/ l: ~4 P5 ]( l, OOperator: What’s the matter?
4 _8 U5 J  Z$ G, lBoy: With my math.8 @* r' z9 E% ~  k
Operator: With your mouth?- Z/ Y$ C: s* i  }$ o% ^
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 o1 V% @  m  q7 }4 H, j3 LOperator: Sure. Where do you live?" U2 s: L, F  l) L5 p4 g1 r6 w* W( B
Boy: No with my math.
$ V+ e/ ~4 N8 \& E: d/ r, WOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?7 d/ g* r& W& U. w9 }- s. P* g: ^: J
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
& z' ?% P$ q4 ]( P0 X" ?Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.* v% u$ I) V3 k
Boy: Okay.1 u. D4 @: H% K' C
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
5 j9 F9 ], `2 K  U3 ~Boy: I have take aways., W1 w9 c7 Q0 d1 Q
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) r8 ]( N9 L  P: m& s4 eBoy: Yeah.1 V0 L! V3 _4 v. X; M% j6 H3 @
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 k4 @" b( T$ W/ f8 G% N' H6 [Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 a1 m/ P# G* O* n% LOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.: j! m6 u, Y' a/ y, n
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& Z; l/ z, o6 Q- u! i/ {1 tOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?+ e9 m# K4 b, D3 B

8 q' J% N/ g) [7 O9 a* |* Z$ s- qBoy: I don’t know, 1.& f4 m: @7 o' y9 s. w# {* d/ _
Operator: No. How old are you?$ b# p; I: Q: y! q2 d
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
- C, m6 b) i$ b: a7 W8 _9 TOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
! F4 E9 y0 v) O4 PBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.4 h" v2 G+ z) D) m9 B' ]0 ~1 J
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?8 L) f1 d- {. X8 e9 b: T- b" ^
Boy: 5.: I' C3 h( u3 O" o: @* c# S
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!3 f( J$ v% u3 h, @% M" k
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.! z: t/ h8 s) e* j' z
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?7 V( R4 Q; a/ J4 z  G  @5 M
Operator: It’s the mother…" c5 \1 t2 m2 Q* M9 f) ?: B1 Y
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. a! D% f( Q4 q9 Z2 g, u# BWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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