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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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# J" e9 X, `( TOperator: 911 emergencies.! r! ~) Z5 m; V: I0 w: F
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
5 I2 H; q& Q- ]Operator: What’s the matter?" q: h  \; y, [: U7 F
Boy: With my math.
% [# \9 J: A  t- JOperator: With your mouth?
# ]; B! x4 H# d6 ]7 jBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?) `' M: u7 J& D
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?8 e( R$ o# p4 F* ?4 f: g5 o; _
Boy: No with my math.
- b9 n4 A" ~" I2 }8 t8 f( iOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?( p$ V3 q1 o* w  z$ f
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ q2 K2 v1 U" @" @! VOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 G5 q9 y5 H3 }* R! c- ABoy: Okay.1 {- g* S; ^. V# K9 U
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?+ a" K0 A9 e* `* A2 _' |/ N
Boy: I have take aways.
: d) {$ R( e+ g1 u4 H9 V2 `Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& ?0 U% P6 O4 J7 |0 pBoy: Yeah.
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Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.( E, _) q( q: x3 w0 ]# ^
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 `" M% [% b: y7 h& J  iBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?/ D+ R, Z0 }" @7 ^. `
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.% d3 D6 v0 h) k9 R% P, h  B
Operator: No. How old are you?  ~8 N/ ~2 q; ]1 B' k5 ~
Boy: I’m only 4.- [" u; j0 i) R4 S8 r& w9 V6 w
Operator: 4!
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Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
4 d" \: a; H7 O( dBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.. Q- ?8 k% }" C, M  \# l% T; t
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!7 ?6 g0 |+ p( _
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
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' S% m. j% B$ p8 tOperator: It’s the mother…; g! b' @: \! R/ Z# K
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 K( \7 E7 O. T5 t- h5 YWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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