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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
3 u' w0 T4 [! d9 x: O: o8 k1 ]3 U4 j( EBoy: Yeah I need some help.1 F3 Q. }1 {# }# b
Operator: What’s the matter?
" i* W+ h' e; r: k: J) hBoy: With my math.& b% ?: K* [* y% `9 Z
Operator: With your mouth?
/ n1 h5 g: v( \, Y* ^- F6 CBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
) d1 k7 i- r0 v4 D0 O  eOperator: Sure. Where do you live?7 a: N) s6 T& {, s
Boy: No with my math.
. {& I* e4 u5 {6 o/ uOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?& r0 m$ v+ j' [# n
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ {7 F4 }, C( r! o1 UOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 Q& [$ o( d; x9 _: D) ABoy: Okay.* S- S. ^9 Y, {
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
5 ?4 y: P6 O* a& n  K$ ?Boy: I have take aways.
6 P" Z6 _  E' jOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 ]& @- s% j6 B$ u. sBoy: Yeah.
7 w; @& T. F6 v  ROperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 `7 v6 u, M$ v7 V  k8 d2 vBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% @: H2 k% }2 k* U9 j; gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: H/ |! t9 W, H0 k" F( PBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?+ a6 C8 P# Q0 U  q0 F
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.% T7 }# I5 R+ }% Y' }
Operator: No. How old are you?6 T: |4 }# T* [3 n% g
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
8 ^: l0 M' j: z" Z; Z, {Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
6 l8 v6 C4 d( i# F2 q% `$ o/ eBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!- ^$ n/ o2 c- G1 P3 h( q
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.& M2 @9 r/ J2 H
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?- a( ~5 M1 l, i* Z
Operator: It’s the mother…0 j& Y" o& Y9 S& x
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 J$ c4 v2 Z6 g0 w5 ^5 J3 [Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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