4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
' \6 F/ ~! N0 x( p2 F: mOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
9 O: x( i0 m+ h$ ^  nOperator: With your mouth?
; C$ a/ e/ e5 B( z: V; MBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
( |; n% r8 ]3 N/ _Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 T% `% ]( n; i3 M4 hBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% K4 `, N- I9 ~+ m! E% IBoy: I have take aways.
' c# a" ^# Q2 u  \Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% V# d( B3 a' BBoy: Yeah.
4 g5 l* D" }: SOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
! e9 u0 t. U# RBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- Q0 Q; i2 j! \+ U, X5 tOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
( \' c* o3 G2 f$ ]  ?* b$ ~+ \Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 V/ C: X! I5 g! xOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
4 W; \1 s! c+ @* J6 V- ]( E3 HOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
  f! L! X# X" o4 T0 tOperator: 4!
' e$ C. M3 r* R' v2 ]/ g0 b& aBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ L1 X$ }6 \6 |Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
" Z' a/ x6 M6 f. w# X  [8 L7 iBoy: 5.
4 v! g1 ?! E7 N, N" K/ j" Q, ?Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. |, n9 T9 P) c: {Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈