4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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& h% p0 r+ I  b/ P# SOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
& P; u1 E% \/ c% [4 {Boy: With my math.
# i+ q4 h9 _! I5 Z2 m, \Operator: With your mouth?
, R9 z8 j$ x, b" U( xBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: f- p3 f- c: ]$ T; U. ]  R1 pOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
  Y# ~; O, `; \5 a' HOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
1 r# q1 q% z2 k1 w: l2 V3 T' Z( b" dOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
/ _9 ?+ D5 z0 H( p4 w& [" XOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 R4 q" q5 T. S% Q* K" \Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
+ E+ E: U6 A: Z1 |9 {Boy: I’m only 4.
0 A* N: S9 X7 q8 ^( YOperator: 4!
& \1 \- j& r- e: C# |8 sBoy: Yeah.
1 s8 K0 I, `8 x7 X' m' pOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
, K% K  p: u; `/ L0 TBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
! d7 s! k( e1 p' Y. i8 M# R( AWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
/ \7 \- m' e6 m  XWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
) K) h4 F$ e5 G4 R5 D( ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- ~, u) |  D' `  LWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈