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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
, L% Y; @8 }$ A$ N4 vBoy: Yeah I need some help.! k5 {: e/ o' w  g% L
Operator: What’s the matter?& P" W. w2 |' ?, y+ P
Boy: With my math.
2 {1 y# ?9 `0 u2 ^2 B9 T* POperator: With your mouth?
- }; l7 |# `4 ~9 @5 `/ TBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 ]: m, d1 G+ ]6 b( {Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
. W4 j7 X0 K1 _( K1 [- [Boy: No with my math.6 Q- g/ y  ^+ V- a7 @$ R
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?! D' f  I8 V7 V1 m/ @" N4 N; y4 b9 W
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 ?: o$ r& J6 W1 O8 dOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.8 X% [3 U2 t1 h2 W( V
Boy: Okay.
; s2 {2 W9 V4 C- vOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?. q, B$ c8 _3 P' z: n8 p/ s  N
Boy: I have take aways.
$ |1 Y7 d# G$ O# L1 ~0 W& MOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.1 R: o, R0 k' z& @
Boy: Yeah.
! S. V, c. ~( n8 @Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?) J# }0 i" g- l
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ c* j, F, U8 p8 t& S5 POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.5 V: i7 @( d3 R  E
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
% m% M3 J9 A, [$ x+ [- Z& g% qOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.5 n' o0 ~% D2 Y& Z
Operator: No. How old are you?# ~# o& F/ r- n& }( I& _
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.# o, E6 c9 \) m- D0 q" A) \
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈); W/ a( k' E, f9 }1 x; t9 O
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.: I+ `  I  F7 t- f# J! K
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% {  M2 t* T: {) G8 T( o( mBoy: 5.
7 G' k0 X% a4 r8 o6 A. f& K5 aWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!0 w" @4 i% U  ^% S6 H; R9 ]
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
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Operator: It’s the mother…
, g; v5 a' \" |+ F$ ~' B! M' yBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 k( Y' E% I  n/ IWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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