4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 V3 F: @9 H9 X5 AOperator: 911 emergencies.
, K6 o7 ^) X! M6 g( jBoy: Yeah I need some help.
7 U# U: E, Y( bOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
+ J2 B+ m" o# H# Q) WBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' E4 b0 E( `4 Z2 h5 pOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
& k* t7 O1 x! i- e0 eOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 j6 A: d# g  k$ I0 QBoy: Okay.
+ U! z8 h& U  \  U/ D) V" UOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
; w6 Q, ?3 e& Y/ {Boy: Yeah.
- D8 H0 o9 m5 B; R; `Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# o9 f0 O$ |, MBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; z. _1 S, W% ^Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

% j. {- z7 C4 m+ }0 H2 M9 WBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
% ?# l/ H, Q4 k1 Y% W& B+ O5 [# LOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 a6 [. |8 a& RBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 R% ?. e/ C8 w9 v/ ]2 Y4 c$ o2 T8 fWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 v& v6 ]. H; A( [. H% A1 kOperator: It’s the mother…
3 E' f+ [& U! S) M8 K& WBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈