4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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* Y9 Z+ r6 y% {5 oOperator: 911 emergencies.
8 `/ X0 F! [) \5 K6 D4 d1 fBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
  F, ^" g$ c0 \& h, [Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 v& D9 m  ~( j: ~% TBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
" I, e* |- e5 qBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! \, x: N) P" }/ c, ?2 s# w  [2 \Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 @  _- n9 Y7 {$ A% L5 l9 N  Z0 ]' UBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
" v( R% x$ A% i, Z4 }9 ~7 T. X6 dOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% D* |2 h) m; P% }# L3 f& QBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" U* z! [2 }' i8 n: ~Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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0 o8 ]# A! s0 O" \7 ~6 P+ BBoy: I don’t know, 1.
* }$ d9 \. F  e1 m, HOperator: No. How old are you?
  I, k% _( R" D2 |" n0 F* f1 X! pBoy: I’m only 4.
; M, D3 b( o4 O; f( e  tOperator: 4!
$ a! O* s: F" h+ u4 `, o+ y1 k1 VBoy: Yeah.
) I& E9 A0 a6 POperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
, A$ p0 n" C5 FBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: u" v4 e  x" nOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
# `7 ?5 A, f, O" ~: l; FBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 D3 d# R3 B- ?0 \; M! V$ ^Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
9 N6 M/ w, z4 o3 O( ^Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈