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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies./ X' e# O! T8 R6 x* ]6 G
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* J9 r( C/ D7 GOperator: What’s the matter?
, s) f6 m4 l' v' p- T2 r) V5 v9 jBoy: With my math.
6 n( D5 k- ~. C9 u" T+ M! N8 dOperator: With your mouth?
/ s0 @7 `9 p2 Z9 c+ [6 m* TBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  R, g9 C. G7 R+ A* P: A! OOperator: Sure. Where do you live?  B' G. S" N) j
Boy: No with my math.4 {" Z7 h- K, l# S  D1 b
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?* X4 C8 b) @2 Z- X7 o
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone./ G$ ^8 G* k  W& x
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) q$ B$ S' N9 L! c1 V" RBoy: Okay.# C! e" i* M0 j* ^" H3 }2 B0 d/ Z% O
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?* u+ h3 }( |& Q
Boy: I have take aways.
, c2 N9 J  ~* c9 [Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.3 |* ]$ }8 p+ N1 x# c( l) @
Boy: Yeah.: P# N6 Q, ^1 T
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?/ i& N  S( L) T7 c* ~: k) E
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 Y7 ^1 A+ A7 J5 mOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 f& i+ ^+ w0 |) G. ~; cBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?7 B0 m- o8 C8 C* {$ c
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.0 F3 Z7 d, k! |% J( F
Operator: No. How old are you?
$ T) I: p/ s3 S7 y) q1 OBoy: I’m only 4.% _$ B, T1 i5 U8 s9 ~
Operator: 4!# q' U. s, Y" k
Boy: Yeah.8 [! @$ A" \, x9 X" h
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
2 U- c: U9 q) a8 [8 X4 HBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.& N% ~9 o% P( x, \: @  ?+ J
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; b0 ?! ?; j- M  \( e* ]Boy: 5.
9 w" g( h5 {5 Y# c$ e1 qWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!5 W6 o2 W7 U  q' d- K
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.6 }/ \$ m9 c* e8 s! Z
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?& ~7 ]% K! T, B( k/ O$ p, y
Operator: It’s the mother…: y, {9 u/ J  E1 U6 X" e
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.' x, Y2 b/ b; f9 |, s$ S
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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