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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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5 _3 M- O8 T+ U) p) VOperator: 911 emergencies.$ J6 I( c- P6 v( a1 H& }6 S: h0 b
Boy: Yeah I need some help., q$ F9 K  m7 Y' Z4 v. S
Operator: What’s the matter?9 i* w# Y9 g5 R# m  p% v+ T" e
Boy: With my math.% h9 _4 o# V  c0 E' G& X6 P# t
Operator: With your mouth?" u6 {0 E+ G; a1 J6 ~. h
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?: B0 n" \1 ~. j- F
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?( v* E, [# J7 M0 g2 K7 E
Boy: No with my math.! C; U4 t5 \' S* u2 Z  k
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?) x1 r2 {. l0 w& n# j, V
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, G7 h3 M$ A9 j& C: s! m6 qOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you." C/ @3 ?( D% `* u+ p0 c- Y
Boy: Okay.
  A1 d. @6 L6 i* T- E* s, HOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% Z  W, E% t  m9 o0 sBoy: I have take aways.4 m+ B! v5 j1 B5 _
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 Q" a0 s$ K0 T* J) |& e( o4 ^' O$ zBoy: Yeah.& h7 L! [+ W- ~% o. [5 Z7 \
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# m4 ^- h+ A( h( a4 O0 TBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.- @% J" W# Z' y) f
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.7 L% d6 ?3 R- A, `5 Q& }
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ R, u1 t" d; x$ T' E1 b" UOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.: M7 j6 [6 M7 F2 H/ W) A( Z5 w0 J
Operator: No. How old are you?9 P% F2 ]! s3 i5 j
Boy: I’m only 4.
2 F# R& X; N8 s! z' fOperator: 4!
& w7 Z" A5 j$ p/ C- B; w6 Z. FBoy: Yeah.
+ a+ f2 E. k% f0 K+ ^) h2 u/ y. ZOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
) u: J) \& E* G4 i% `# ]  IBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5./ \* o. f! T5 H4 K" ~
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 P. w" h8 N" h4 O% b2 h  VBoy: 5.
& x. F* }! B4 q4 NWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 ~3 o& Q) H. S  UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.8 |$ s9 D5 T9 C5 o% o
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 Y' ^4 N5 ]$ _# @Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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