4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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0 C) p/ K! k* W- N; Z2 n& rOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
  M0 ]  [# ?8 I$ `8 Q1 tBoy: With my math.
7 I; G/ Y6 N" T# n+ T1 {Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( Q8 H+ R2 ?, W. m# \Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 v( Y- Y, P; X$ p3 _* NBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! x9 Z  T$ m$ M8 T+ m- iOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
3 {. [* Z* l/ {Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
  H, f6 \4 b  `5 B5 n$ ?1 w; SOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

1 {/ q8 V6 N( F3 C* J0 \Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
9 U8 [# a, q* w1 M7 ?Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. O2 ^! l" J6 l0 Q; U; cBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
+ T# K8 [) _/ `Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈