4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% Z1 v1 @; B2 l9 ~1 H# ZBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
; ^, M1 F* ?, f1 v8 a9 H" EBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
4 k: z! h5 ~9 bBoy: Okay.
" S: N* `7 s) ~3 Y/ f% T) }2 NOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% u2 m1 ?  L- ?* Q# }Boy: I have take aways.
) n9 r* e  c4 o$ P" C7 q8 O9 r/ POperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! t5 r6 c! E( Y1 W0 rBoy: Yeah.
9 Q" ]( C% C. z$ uOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
/ v) s# p) u! T% }+ |& LOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 e$ y8 t8 j  n2 V% X% c; vOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 i% f% ^$ b, J% t+ C) O" |5 N" F! RBoy: 5.
' t' {" _, f8 p8 ]  d# `) |. ^1 hWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) X+ S7 s9 N( G2 J0 H  @* UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 @& m! T: _2 z  j5 @" ?; TWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 b/ w; V5 O8 O6 C3 m' AOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈