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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
  d1 Y3 d! \  z8 I+ ~' CBoy: Yeah I need some help.
# B2 [' d% y& r9 i' i5 P0 ^Operator: What’s the matter?
0 c6 a& u2 m5 LBoy: With my math.9 k8 L, x4 b& P, |: h
Operator: With your mouth?
1 Q5 \, e5 p4 aBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' r* i) C/ T: d0 V. {+ K& w0 POperator: Sure. Where do you live?/ v0 s; Z: h) o* W1 r1 u9 [/ Z! r/ r
Boy: No with my math.
+ f' e2 B" o9 p  f0 ]! cOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
* W: e! d& b# l+ c1 J: sBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.' h$ L% P( I7 n/ r9 x
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; \# @8 V1 i% v: RBoy: Okay.7 p2 A8 h) Y) P# T
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! P# O5 m: `: t; o: w$ x5 D" HBoy: I have take aways.; \  v% t% S& D! ~; b
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 a9 c: a9 B1 MBoy: Yeah.7 U/ k$ @$ p) H
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?1 m' Y# o& ?" W' ?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
& ^9 Y0 v; Z" _: xOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ z: ~4 ^  \: B* Q' mBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?* Z' V; }4 @9 `
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.: A" s% x* H4 O6 a3 h! H) Z
Operator: No. How old are you?
- R1 e, v9 g6 S/ }. oBoy: I’m only 4.
0 Y  }7 X" t+ ?/ Q) ]7 uOperator: 4!8 U% w8 v) e# n
Boy: Yeah.+ h; {5 X1 O% A) K$ Q' d& e
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
8 R! u9 v( ~7 F$ ]* fBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
+ p1 k0 C* i+ T* \- c5 [Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?- S# t0 r% }$ F; M
Boy: 5.
0 n, ]+ i* K* Y/ E2 \( I8 AWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!5 Y; F* ]5 s6 f" O5 U( }
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ i! A9 ?6 u- @$ Q' E! qWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ v5 f) |) k# t  w& n7 m* N8 F6 FOperator: It’s the mother…
" S, X( J, S  g' r% h( sBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
7 [. b2 X) C. QWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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