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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.0 X/ |7 g1 U! l) }; K
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
! u. w) @& I) `* v5 a. a6 e6 _" Y: a7 {Operator: What’s the matter?$ W! p: g8 \7 T4 b& c
Boy: With my math.- B, O" J6 _8 i
Operator: With your mouth?
2 w* O- L, Z* \' R! ~  b1 t7 _Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! D7 `, V, _6 z( d, W1 |5 e9 \6 @Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 g& O* S( t6 }; \. x. tBoy: No with my math.) W: ?/ S: L1 ^; `
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. A& u- Q* t& \7 y- W: Z/ {% P6 HBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.1 p6 L. W  c$ u/ K: r
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  V* n2 j, ?" x% s! Q5 N, i2 s% W' wBoy: Okay.' u6 K" ~7 \6 V% ]
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?/ e5 F1 B: o: D' R- N( e) @
Boy: I have take aways.
6 x, |! l6 J6 G1 P/ }Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) d$ H. z5 R4 c: v" ~8 V4 o+ A# sBoy: Yeah.
, c/ U  Y& j2 ]5 @* a. COperator: Alright, what’s the problem?2 f. ]& F# q. k0 D$ E6 |
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- k1 y2 s/ N1 ^Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.# D. w+ Q& b5 L+ j+ _+ X; J$ o. v
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 m$ ^& A& k" U' ?( t  _3 M' tOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
- K7 z' R9 D, |* s$ k' cOperator: No. How old are you?( g8 P3 n+ E6 A# ]. d
Boy: I’m only 4.
* ~* i) I: r" J. E6 F2 yOperator: 4!
! Y" ]% A6 ]- h0 G6 DBoy: Yeah.
1 g8 }2 @& W( g' j# I, K8 m5 SOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)/ y& J7 e! R2 P2 a6 ?' \: P* [
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. j2 A' p9 e5 B( g: M2 h$ cOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?! q, Q8 A. x' E- [
Boy: 5.
6 ~; x2 n. {; a% @( ^* oWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( X0 f" [: v5 P. T; |* i* [Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
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Operator: It’s the mother…; ?' a9 c( `/ I3 @" Z+ q
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.  }0 n) X2 x4 e. c
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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