4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 S1 Z  I! g- n5 C( m7 {Operator: 911 emergencies.
+ f. K/ B+ T' ^1 |# uBoy: Yeah I need some help.
7 q% |, s  G. F: UOperator: What’s the matter?
% f. E$ V4 n# I. I, XBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
6 Q7 Q$ G4 d, R9 F' m. ^Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
4 W8 M. N2 r9 S! j3 o0 zBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 t& t' X- M  ]7 A5 \  }% E1 l+ C) VOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! H7 G- Q8 ^* E) [- vBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 r0 Y3 t: Y1 |) E* w9 \& hBoy: I have take aways.
  a5 e" ~" o: I* ^$ w) R* s( z( a, ]2 Y, iOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
+ s9 U5 A; r, i  E/ |) d# t. xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 |4 }3 e5 b3 G- m4 g" ]! lOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ `9 l: W1 f/ m: _; J/ FOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
# O. P1 m1 O9 U- N: s) K2 R& UOperator: No. How old are you?
* |6 B" |% F: Z2 y0 t9 g# M. W7 F3 t/ tBoy: I’m only 4.
, A3 @5 f9 F  B2 V( zOperator: 4!
" F' q3 `; e# k( F' r2 M& gBoy: Yeah.
( A  e4 C1 H# U0 X5 lOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
1 c/ c( i/ l' k0 X6 q( O# oBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
/ U  u5 C) t# p7 z: y3 I- A# SWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 [7 U- ]. m! L3 LWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈