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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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1 q. [+ X7 ]2 j# v1 p: h! tOperator: 911 emergencies.' {: T1 Z; x8 T3 y4 x- o
Boy: Yeah I need some help./ h5 q0 H- J/ @2 g) [% @
Operator: What’s the matter?
% ]7 R% \" X% g! Q7 _- @Boy: With my math.( Z) q% E' ^2 I) A6 S7 N6 Z) }
Operator: With your mouth?
6 t$ z* _/ `+ W0 D: s' V( TBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
+ Z& _0 m9 C0 y( k  V& c3 sOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ e0 n$ Q5 L/ s2 t; ]3 T% y$ bBoy: No with my math./ r* y4 {+ |2 u
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. r/ P$ u' H, ?/ q6 E0 MBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
/ b4 ]# f( R- ^6 O4 P' ^Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; ~/ q1 f; J( T, lBoy: Okay.- h% v' G8 p9 q5 @( v
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?- Y" g) @. d- J" Y7 z; S
Boy: I have take aways.
/ z2 |( _' {4 ~0 yOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 }& \2 j4 J0 z, JBoy: Yeah.8 u9 O) ^# {. F) P: F' }
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?# B  L4 o0 {, d+ k- E# c
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.3 E/ l- X4 p  O
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ u, s( F+ t  ?5 X" x/ uBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
8 B/ w; V! M5 w5 h6 lOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* s! I* b# x1 J, V( {/ [( kOperator: No. How old are you?4 I( g& a) s4 \+ Z( \  q8 B
Boy: I’m only 4.1 A6 K- @; X8 T4 i8 }: B1 N  P
Operator: 4!
6 x9 J- m+ N9 _1 H' W7 @1 g3 FBoy: Yeah.. Q, b2 N( i0 r) y% B, @' D
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
" t3 {  L% x6 v: V. xBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 L) N- f3 j, aOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!% B; r  d) a6 T
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.2 Y$ H- k. d: ~7 N: ^/ x
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
' m8 `+ H5 O7 P* z: Z! v+ R" \Operator: It’s the mother…0 L6 S2 \( e7 [+ _" ]; A5 t
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 r: }+ E* H5 Y# H/ j! D7 L* n2 CWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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