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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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5 m4 T- E/ I5 d+ V0 @7 c8 ]1 m对话文字记录
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Operator: 911 emergencies.
8 ^2 n0 V4 A$ _" D5 m2 ZBoy: Yeah I need some help.' y$ b8 y8 k, A7 f4 ]
Operator: What’s the matter?# c8 ~3 X( ~8 M" T6 e( B* f
Boy: With my math.
2 S& J  S- L% G0 w) X, C0 AOperator: With your mouth?, a1 E. c6 p, Q1 l' k
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' V2 f: w. W6 X6 ]Operator: Sure. Where do you live?0 N5 t' n# F+ ?# w& C
Boy: No with my math.
' X. r8 c" A; ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?7 Z, s, L* T* p, Q/ K: t* q) {! m
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.4 N1 M" _; Z1 j0 F* l0 h
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you." f% `5 C; H  M, E/ s; j$ ?* o
Boy: Okay.
1 y3 B- w$ T7 u& p: M4 BOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ w  @# o  E; S, p( w! {Boy: I have take aways.. t, _; a" G. k6 Y+ c) W$ a3 ]
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.4 Y0 s/ B) q" Q# `* q( B- f8 `
Boy: Yeah.) P' w2 M, F  t; b4 a$ C
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ o4 N0 f4 I. p% O4 I! QBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math./ E! Y7 S# k( r
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 t% u0 h8 m3 x* ^Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?1 X% M1 [, h! n! k
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?7 r% k) n8 X" j4 W

5 @2 c. @& i" ^" xBoy: I don’t know, 1.4 H+ d/ D6 R( g6 M
Operator: No. How old are you?
" G1 q6 s3 v8 e0 LBoy: I’m only 4.3 S2 t8 }" _% h' S1 O/ ~
Operator: 4!
. Y# \) D3 B6 _8 y* BBoy: Yeah.
# g" W0 |7 \; }& ?" nOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈), j3 j% i/ b8 R# ~0 p. t3 j5 e% f
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5., @7 R: N, m4 _& N$ p- `6 @" \
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 D6 [* J' ?- |% c6 |" |Boy: 5.
5 I' N5 O* U2 H+ c& k  u# h% \Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!: ]! Q5 A. Z1 y
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.1 |- j. `; l' L
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?7 L- |' V8 c6 ~& M! ^
Operator: It’s the mother…
' A/ \9 p- r, K+ d/ hBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.( J- _0 ~" K  d5 {. S0 {
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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