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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.3 a  r& N# B( T; P% G
Boy: Yeah I need some help.& S9 U' V' J6 [" ~4 U
Operator: What’s the matter?
) b) {4 l7 B$ X0 |1 k! L# dBoy: With my math.: J9 s* m  U; W; r1 ]
Operator: With your mouth?0 r' c' Y6 P- H! i( G
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?5 }2 r0 ]6 m, }
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
) i3 V4 H. ]; H: R/ C2 K- y6 c. YBoy: No with my math." X9 L+ ^4 \2 u
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?" ^& D$ e$ _; R) U) |
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.2 ^* U+ _& Z) v; }# y
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.0 |$ N1 U- W1 v
Boy: Okay.
% y4 w* D3 q$ tOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?- H0 d# e' n. y4 j5 e
Boy: I have take aways.
/ A+ X& N" S  H  Z- KOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.' ^6 A& H0 o- O4 P% Y
Boy: Yeah.
2 T- v- `: P* U2 z$ s# ?( D  wOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
3 \7 l4 d, D9 _: o- gBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.8 j- W; F- s3 {- g% z
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.% x# C6 \; Y% H& r2 e& Q- Y6 T
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?+ ]5 w0 z! u8 f( o
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?; z" @$ T, Z1 l# I$ i5 U( D

* H, u( R( M! W9 ~7 o$ o3 JBoy: I don’t know, 1.2 w7 ]; E( W5 D0 I+ `# Y
Operator: No. How old are you?
" `' ^" f2 v' IBoy: I’m only 4.
9 m9 p; x# w7 w: [Operator: 4!
7 |" @; ^& i) ]9 \! C) aBoy: Yeah.
! |1 |6 X5 x4 c. G9 h/ COperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)" O' s7 q! F- H* ^
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.+ q: ~/ t) Q- X! x' s5 j
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?$ {6 w% y: }5 r) ?- c! ~
Boy: 5.
' d5 D. j+ ^# f2 K6 ^5 R5 f* AWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 N0 x5 d1 N& `0 _1 DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.2 R# K! e4 t- T0 E/ h7 r
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# _2 V; H- C* ?3 O& t5 ~0 x/ T: ~Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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