4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
" g* w1 d& H4 j# a: kBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
/ E2 {) ~" A: oBoy: With my math.
1 `2 Z( ]4 b! ?8 s" sOperator: With your mouth?
' E& D# ]# z$ P4 tBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 r2 E" O& m/ R1 @8 z; W3 _Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
# Q3 T& ]" }7 M  lBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 ^9 E( w( ~3 J* |. q+ DOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ [  g. {! `) a9 fBoy: Okay.
6 l  e6 g: k4 f" pOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 f2 x9 M) p! J6 s( U$ B+ bBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 K: \/ B& K5 D5 s; A$ tBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
. A5 ]& N% U9 P' I1 ~Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ f- w: R& H+ J0 o, m  q( SOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
& T, a8 R  J3 r& COperator: No. How old are you?
& P) T3 D. D. w8 uBoy: I’m only 4.
1 o1 n- f/ N/ o8 g# kOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 h" s* ]. ^; `+ t& r5 j! E. w* jOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
/ U) ^- s+ ^7 ]- O" r; ?( Z9 aWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) t  z$ s; N# ^5 w& A4 a# HBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: ]3 K% [! N3 I" `, w3 @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
& l5 x/ q2 \- p# K' M8 O% @Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈