4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

对话文字记录
* z' A6 L8 L7 s- I
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
6 t2 L- l$ f9 D# ROperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: B  B7 t% n  t, b2 G: A3 c9 _1 sOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ E3 P8 ~6 W3 r2 b2 uBoy: No with my math.
8 X0 n1 q% I5 E8 t7 YOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) ?: G, b( P- |7 G- F; lBoy: Yeah.
0 I. o8 S% ^, c0 j* p5 HOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 v9 B8 r' F2 q' y4 POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 F* k* d6 i) N# Y6 b2 x$ T3 J4 h! lOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
/ F3 U3 f* O, f, Q0 g
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
5 ]) @2 O/ w4 OBoy: I’m only 4.
/ H2 i7 B$ }" ]- Y5 `; x' `Operator: 4!
: d( \, @1 [+ q. DBoy: Yeah.
# e. D% [( }  XOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 c. a" f: |" X. s7 WBoy: 5.
& O. w: C1 {+ \- n4 J  IWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 `+ G. a- @- eBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
/ L' |, `% t, S# E; tWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" i9 U. Z2 h9 s' O9 Q( bOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 W, u& D- F; R/ l$ d; d8 w0 k" _Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈