4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
  `$ L& B5 C8 dBoy: Yeah I need some help.
$ D5 I" W% j- c" C* _. x, r  G% @% cOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
0 L, F  e# w, R1 ]/ iOperator: With your mouth?
+ ^! F3 W) w  d; P( YBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 B5 e$ K4 x* o3 M) X3 e: E2 EOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 l; z. v/ |3 b! q9 S4 xBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
- P3 x6 {2 V' [7 a% ]/ C1 SOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
& e1 p( l$ B- K/ f" P  wOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 ^8 O0 ^% `4 E, Y0 w' t2 ~1 U# n9 b. ]Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! b' R: w# C4 |( LOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

) X5 b# w# m% a7 q! z/ OBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
  M+ S; o7 ]3 L/ m8 q6 SOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 f, L# v7 W9 tBoy: 5.
6 R: \$ L4 ?4 eWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
) z4 V2 Q1 L& C" j9 h1 N6 UBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
4 F3 e, D# N: B5 m1 x; Y/ Y4 [" VWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈