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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
0 z7 f2 W: w2 m3 \( m1 [, l- NBoy: Yeah I need some help.# ~2 I6 I) s, W# y
Operator: What’s the matter?1 i+ q  e- R' R  c& u
Boy: With my math.5 V' Q% O. L4 Q* R& \) N/ w
Operator: With your mouth?" k  t; C: {/ e% _+ a9 j: G8 c6 Y9 H
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ h# \' |  X' x; f4 |Operator: Sure. Where do you live?  Q; s3 A  F4 c& x
Boy: No with my math.
8 y; u$ f! [6 P) K! S/ O2 e3 ]; `Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?, h1 E9 x0 x1 y% O$ u! A
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.! ^  O3 W+ ]+ P. k$ a
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ i+ M" ?2 E4 G+ B2 qBoy: Okay.; h" ?9 z7 e; N5 h* a
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?  P2 t4 a4 t  K0 Y  s  E+ d2 x
Boy: I have take aways.
- I& i5 _2 o, v6 A1 ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.' E0 j% A+ |' H' n. s$ I
Boy: Yeah.
6 y! A5 r+ H' yOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?8 `+ T6 J- T. {% P
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math./ ?6 I/ s, U- n0 R; w' n
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.$ t. p. r7 ]$ Y% c+ y0 }! M
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?( j1 b* |0 ]  r3 w
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?+ `* y7 m9 _0 b  J, W
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
7 x3 r( p* Y! _- o1 zOperator: No. How old are you?
+ z3 S* F2 x. D- E) O2 u! ABoy: I’m only 4.) a5 ]" v# L0 z
Operator: 4!  Z/ m5 {& N2 b9 N
Boy: Yeah.
' P- ]  P, H3 M7 M7 o$ M0 s0 {) qOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)/ w" J! |; J) t$ k- U
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 g7 W/ x  g2 p& nOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?# [% N) d: Z4 y0 r
Boy: 5.
$ |- z( ], I- L. ^/ q+ OWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 N4 U& ?1 T  H, VBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. Q7 y5 s; Q( fWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 J) u+ x  x4 C1 O( @; dOperator: It’s the mother…
* m+ ]3 F" `! ^. r/ z8 DBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% p! q8 W: n6 vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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