4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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, j, O# r& F+ lOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
6 W! j' N! k  {- V5 }6 wOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
4 U. d$ x% v. ?6 ~# N! E! uOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
( Z: B5 Y' @& D& V# ]Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
3 @# s8 x& ~0 u0 K5 pOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- ]$ u! A1 O! mBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% E6 E- _' \5 v& `) sBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 u' E% u0 C2 f8 `( I& {8 aOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* `/ m6 l* B+ z: X* O4 OBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
( V3 H' r2 W3 d% ^1 Y2 COperator: No. How old are you?
7 V6 d5 X( X+ [: _Boy: I’m only 4.
4 ^0 j% M1 x$ [6 aOperator: 4!
8 i9 f5 E% M2 f- U; S5 _7 m- u$ UBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
! D& |  H8 G% ~3 c1 q5 b3 m, _" z5 \9 UBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! L2 v  W; y" Z$ Q5 V, G3 ^* p2 K8 HOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
- o5 a  B' K% H0 ^/ }Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) Q. T4 N5 W- m# l* m' JBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈