4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ a7 z2 c- F4 [Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 g: ^/ \; b1 b6 r) cBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 w5 D* F: R: `/ x( [Boy: Okay.
/ s$ `; d0 Y) Z9 @. _( D5 `. POperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
6 p% \8 o4 h! X" V& ?9 S' M$ Z- p  \8 COperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
: M2 P' Y2 ?3 q, J1 Q2 SOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  q) J7 c3 ?+ M  ^' RBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
$ r& l; v3 ]' uBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! ~% P% N1 u  iOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
  s7 U9 D- D# V: e" J* wBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
& q9 s) W4 L* `* KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% x8 t9 v# s$ g! B* `6 S# ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 W& F: \* ^- vBoy: 5.
. \4 o2 P5 ]2 \! _% R- b$ U# ]% qWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
: K( o3 E6 |5 N! p- n; Y7 ?( dBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; z/ s: R' y) l) KWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈