4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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% `8 b) [: N! y9 ^3 X! C! E- GOperator: 911 emergencies.
/ v. R# z# s7 }/ n: fBoy: Yeah I need some help.
' s1 f1 G6 L; ^# H9 }6 yOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 B  N* E! f% r' h+ l, fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
) _" d+ m, G9 Z. k1 P! KOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ }2 ], m! {( }0 zBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
; n8 V/ d# H3 c" EOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 `( `3 m" t3 b9 cBoy: Okay.
! t6 |- O8 P9 ]5 rOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: K9 H2 W0 Y5 t2 {2 c% ?. oBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 w4 e+ V+ B( v( @& u; s! LBoy: Yeah.
' a; u6 I: D0 C" R8 y3 I5 b8 Z7 M! SOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ N  F- j6 h. E. _  V* G- c& ~# oOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
# g9 w2 ^+ C. c9 G/ O' d6 cOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

+ h- W4 q# {7 o& f8 rBoy: I don’t know, 1.
! u1 w0 [2 t5 ROperator: No. How old are you?
" V4 p0 Y8 ~1 d$ Y$ g$ }Boy: I’m only 4.
! v/ f1 \& K* I6 M" u: Y8 sOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
, d8 K1 s9 d4 i1 S0 _( w3 x6 vOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
) m1 b0 f4 p8 _5 ^, ]% J" X$ s* a" iBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ X: l* g+ F5 W0 tBoy: 5.
! Q) |6 V( l; O. j# v& y( h/ iWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
& t0 X, r3 Z6 W1 H" M0 s  MOperator: It’s the mother…
4 T* z' P# t! y, Z5 d6 wBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" ]: Y8 e0 H+ i6 F/ G6 dWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈