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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
# Q- p6 u: n" xBoy: Yeah I need some help.2 t3 C: L, h$ j/ Q  W+ x) ~4 E/ L6 ], a4 y
Operator: What’s the matter?
4 P5 G( R5 |3 H2 ]( S) DBoy: With my math.+ `# m! t; K: I6 q9 u
Operator: With your mouth?. W) \3 h7 l# F3 S: d/ ?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- o( i& r* I' c0 e; kOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 @2 z0 O, O9 y" b+ P" ?7 o- kBoy: No with my math.
4 c9 U* W: ]$ w! [! ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?  k2 P2 e" ]! x$ x
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.! t  M5 s3 R( ?  N% K
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 @) o7 ]" g/ h: Y( DBoy: Okay.
: U# Q% ]/ k, M2 s; [" F* \- Y5 E* [& FOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* K2 k( _" a- W( b. _' ?Boy: I have take aways.3 I+ a  Y: Z' w, Q  T
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 w; |* y4 y& }Boy: Yeah.
9 `; `' e/ I( S: ZOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 I/ L3 k, v9 s0 d' b! ~' j. IBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- k' A  o' w, e3 K. S2 HOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.5 A4 b& E! a+ \" t% {6 r+ t* S6 i! F
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 `6 h/ g/ `4 N/ J- IOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?" C" w  C) d0 e& d& \3 a

& N- V& {0 [8 |  v: V! qBoy: I don’t know, 1., c& w- P. L; K0 u. v
Operator: No. How old are you?
, a. q( N; z2 o8 hBoy: I’m only 4.6 M0 ?9 ?2 e: Q, y! `- _9 L# [
Operator: 4!! M0 z$ ~3 B! w  |, _
Boy: Yeah.7 [  J, m) `* u7 l2 Z- E5 o
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
8 `; I# `8 f1 q" O( jBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  {" f" L& I, Z8 F3 k) NOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!* I" x. t9 z/ K$ @- V
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& N+ Q2 P* ?, ^( bWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?" p  K6 F  b& N( z; s
Operator: It’s the mother…5 F; `" X9 j% f
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! L: e. q; h+ t2 U# {. y; U" gWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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