4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 G& P, O5 ~" wOperator: 911 emergencies.
$ x. ~1 `! \+ R8 _0 w& U; |Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
, ^  b4 q4 @8 c6 H! u0 W6 cOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 F2 _9 }2 Q& @" q; xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
9 w3 G9 Q. ~- e* j5 UBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ u0 H6 b5 _6 _' R! t4 Y* SBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 w9 A" i/ [7 Z- p  _6 ^5 j* FOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! B8 Z7 p' J- M) k2 SBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
; L5 r( o8 i7 ]& x/ [# ~: vOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 C3 L0 Y; f' H4 WBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ h* h! S# _4 X6 zOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 ?1 G' s0 q% t7 j8 ]# V9 MBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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' J7 O2 c  _7 e( k% L. P7 YBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
5 ^0 F8 ~( M. xBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
4 G' O. ]. Z. F7 g. `# _Boy: Yeah.
6 D3 W$ R7 ~% X- tOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 t& g" M5 u  n4 JBoy: 5.
4 b1 w  O5 p3 A! ^( ]( ~4 \8 H6 M( hWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 T) E, f% Y' V6 _Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 u5 w  H5 |$ ^- f7 F1 D2 v3 dOperator: It’s the mother…
6 P( |, b  C; H! `Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈