4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
+ O! o7 G. _7 j' m7 D! |' f( p: J( DOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
1 t3 Q! ~& J9 [9 \* }2 v! m, A; LBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
( t7 W) }2 R( P; N  `Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
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" z# X- d# q( p& _" [  T9 i! fOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 P, E& _& v  K, b+ jBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
& ?+ |! r; N6 pBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 l; `% S% e% x( p0 u  {* cBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 F/ N; Q% V  a$ K7 X( `8 w' o0 ~Operator: 4!
# T9 A& E( c& o) o' D4 r6 oBoy: Yeah.
& T" Z+ }1 [* L  ]: E( }Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 r0 _2 o% Y( C! \Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 k9 H# d. w/ R( xOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; [4 u. q: F* o) q7 z7 }Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈