4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
' q* D4 n6 b7 ZBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
5 u9 M1 o2 k0 @* j, BBoy: With my math.
- U# e3 }$ W* m5 T- d$ YOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ F. J$ `4 X" |4 s: p4 R$ Q8 IOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
% I% I: M' Z/ _' `. ]8 m1 GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' o: J! a7 v$ ]2 u8 M0 Y' |7 U( ^Boy: I have take aways.
- a6 C, N/ a5 ?8 [: A# a' B1 FOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
: m, H! y3 D7 UBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
! g9 M! Y/ H) lOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

0 m2 M0 S( ]& O% [% A6 {* {- x) IBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ }2 X# R" ?* [Operator: 4!
; t' d# u; l0 }7 r* X5 IBoy: Yeah.
4 ~5 y4 W  \: J, iOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 Z0 b/ D! d7 V5 v0 rBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
& B- s' e2 t/ B1 s8 ^! I; i' jOperator: It’s the mother…
- v8 u3 S( M) V" K$ b& r* yBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ K4 L9 v0 T6 |1 zWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈