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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.. Q" Y+ T6 Z8 t+ C! I, p) w
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
& I0 N1 X! I( K" jOperator: What’s the matter?' p7 x$ Y# V6 ^, Q3 I( R
Boy: With my math.: M4 m- `( Q+ |
Operator: With your mouth?7 o1 O+ O& ^5 k% r# b
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* {, V4 H$ ]( ~& `" dOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
  Y8 n2 v/ S/ H- \3 ^9 mBoy: No with my math.
- M& Q" [. Y5 P9 \& ^% P- @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
" l3 W) \0 D5 w- ^1 c3 hBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 w+ i& x& a- @% iOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 K! h; _: g/ ^4 FBoy: Okay.
, ~% {1 Z/ M5 u# @; z2 d% FOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' z" o4 v( v+ j1 k, DBoy: I have take aways.
0 O5 C5 J9 M' `( r. aOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.+ z) ?7 B. h+ J7 b8 j& a% ?
Boy: Yeah.& B+ q$ M' y. F" a7 j
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?; u& D. U0 X& G4 t, u$ B& W
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 d; J* ?8 }2 c' OOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: t, |* P& ^; DBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 b+ N; o# Y0 T5 c4 W! lOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?5 [; x* T$ Q5 {/ R$ D
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
, ^9 @  g# |3 a4 }Operator: No. How old are you?& [' Y3 R9 o% L% {5 M
Boy: I’m only 4.% Y/ Z$ c- s9 f2 p0 }/ W) e+ E
Operator: 4!) r4 Q' ^( J* h
Boy: Yeah.
9 a" G& k; H7 d/ v9 l% GOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)9 |0 M; u3 d, v- c1 w! J% H
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5./ N+ G- ^% U6 c" V
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?9 g. N# [4 @% f3 C0 c6 X' U  A. p
Boy: 5.  S; I' O9 @, \* g
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!+ j: ?  j' X3 }- d2 }
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.' q! |3 q9 `) I0 h
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?% A  D- O. u1 E- F* X/ P4 O
Operator: It’s the mother…9 W; \, o! L( M8 E  u( ^5 J
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( f, h/ J1 C: CWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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