4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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# `" z5 T5 E5 h1 y0 m) XOperator: 911 emergencies.
) G1 c' K" u7 gBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
' q  h; a+ r. [# dOperator: With your mouth?
1 U2 Q% s) j' x8 d* m& V- z6 UBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& R- P8 H2 }' z+ L! WOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 |( O/ g5 @( BBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 P& b/ p! M1 Q, J  y; p* e3 m5 P- pBoy: Okay.
5 H8 W; {; S. ?* g2 IOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
: I7 @( F" ?& \; U- T* |Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: @$ L* Y8 F* L, mBoy: Yeah.
9 [' {7 E" J! R1 \6 G9 XOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* G, h. W  w  S3 P+ `: c- b+ }Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
' |& c) `8 r# }2 H, X: u; zOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

  A8 E3 y% P4 u* c+ {5 [Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* [+ E" s9 }" g. W& ^7 HOperator: No. How old are you?
" N# z0 U) d4 H, R' A1 QBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
, L  T5 J6 j$ I0 M6 y# G7 D  UBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
$ P, Z& x) K( }0 @Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 B6 F4 d* x, U! FBoy: 5.
( E2 i  K' D; KWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 f, R% w: r$ Q& t7 n. A; CWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 w$ M  R: A5 ]4 ?Operator: It’s the mother…
5 f" P( r  }  u. w* ^Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  O9 k* z7 Z: i2 L, B. O; R7 ^Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈