4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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% I) B6 y- o* Y5 o( D+ S. ?! nOperator: 911 emergencies.
- u! q1 _9 O2 r. B" g$ a# ~+ l, WBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
6 ^; g# L7 ~% U' E1 D* o( qBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
) i/ X* h& U3 iBoy: No with my math.
: `9 T8 x: d& N  K5 J  I, yOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& P5 @) r3 R1 j+ g  \  T) aBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% e# ~( W# K1 G( G/ H( M! {Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
' w. X& H2 \2 _; P' mOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& ]1 \" m* k) p- m" @+ f* ]+ TBoy: I have take aways.
( B! ?3 G) \% ^7 EOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 Q& ^+ k8 ]( [1 `1 c+ xBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ J* n% F, ]. `* iOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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- t+ E& o* S& X2 I7 T( c) o3 ]Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
7 Z1 t( p3 `4 Z% G8 {2 q3 SOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' b5 r# R. L( [, t1 U% L* b/ QBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
0 S' H' \. `+ b1 N2 W7 qBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈