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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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$ g) v( w& j7 q# FOperator: 911 emergencies.: d. b. \6 }2 t5 v% L5 e
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
( S9 Z. D0 a% x; `: Z# xOperator: What’s the matter?/ ?8 N; M: O! y) A' c
Boy: With my math.2 V8 f- A  {2 z& J
Operator: With your mouth?/ @! Z8 r, D  }( I/ z  D: ~! ?1 b
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?8 {9 q, X9 g. {
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?) I2 k/ k& L6 ~; z
Boy: No with my math.+ S7 k- ]0 [$ W3 J+ X! o
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?6 f+ ~$ |3 g+ u7 L
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.: l/ f. ]% V+ @2 n0 c6 s
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
$ |$ `3 d  t  F1 j; M+ \Boy: Okay.
  J# x! e) l; t7 f& YOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?! l5 C- i! O" [& v& M" e, W& q9 w
Boy: I have take aways.1 v4 l2 L; U8 `0 v
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways." m1 Y* v( H: S4 a0 k4 C" D4 m; T
Boy: Yeah.$ k+ V' Y4 n& j5 r% w
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; E4 U6 _) _0 T2 d' oBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- i; `9 |3 Z  g% M7 A: xOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.3 s# K% J5 C3 t7 K* v2 z
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ n, J0 u2 B8 {4 m4 ?Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?) s' K( W3 w# M5 F: w
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.6 D) r8 z+ c. K! a8 N5 J
Operator: No. How old are you?
: x" L3 B" w- y$ n: z3 \Boy: I’m only 4.: Y4 X  H& O7 n. y: Q
Operator: 4!- \. {& M. P4 @
Boy: Yeah.4 ]9 X3 a2 w5 j: ]0 w- t
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
6 j# J' g4 s1 C" C" BBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! {/ r. ^& E8 G' q2 {Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
& B" q) p  W3 t% e1 }/ OBoy: 5.
- ~, l8 @7 C! g( K' {/ I8 eWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!; e! g* ?, p9 P7 i; g: m
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.% V$ K# I, Y3 }$ o' I2 i
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?& p: h$ _* C; X6 a: C- F1 M0 u
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ ~% ?* Z% U4 W5 j" EBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ v6 A1 s+ f' N. Q8 wWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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