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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.: Q" @! e9 l3 s7 m% _7 u0 q
Boy: Yeah I need some help.2 y7 x  t$ }% N% n, t
Operator: What’s the matter?
0 p* k& g/ m! k% v: x( \  {Boy: With my math.
5 }1 f2 g% c3 `. ^Operator: With your mouth?
+ G; l# m( q& C% M& TBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 L$ w# e3 I" Y1 AOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
( ^: [( T6 H) a+ _3 ^2 U2 NBoy: No with my math.  k& ?: }  I3 C. R2 d
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 G$ i: l$ C, j9 U2 b; lBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.1 ^$ c' \/ ^7 X! t7 n( t0 n  X
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; `- B- r$ x' rBoy: Okay.% ?4 c) E4 p1 \, n
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
9 F. A& `% S! K& K' v, bBoy: I have take aways.
& o& ^) Q0 O# H, x# x9 x3 m6 h8 l4 SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.7 X6 m" n' x( k. J* b  z! @
Boy: Yeah.3 g0 Z% ]8 v" q2 h4 {
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 F4 V  V0 D2 \Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.# W4 `" l0 N) z9 s1 G; k: b
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 `5 w. z2 J' p* bBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?3 k2 c' h  Z7 }) r8 f" L
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?% {- b. T# Q* f; _
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
; ]" S! N) w+ \# _Operator: No. How old are you?; r2 q) i8 w# C0 e
Boy: I’m only 4.
9 c% V5 `+ R8 E2 iOperator: 4!
& v4 ?% R3 k5 T( K$ _Boy: Yeah.
& M! D# f" h7 X" I' KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
) N7 a2 i* J- U! |Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.! [/ [* z( ~, x9 j; M! `
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
' g: ]5 |2 a) ?4 b' C% KBoy: 5.5 C1 k8 K* A4 O  ?8 K
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& v8 M  ?. `/ H3 ?; @Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 ?4 o4 d/ t. j! `Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?. R/ ^6 H% R& Q$ h. Z8 a7 T
Operator: It’s the mother…: N0 n0 q" o' j- n
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.2 c+ U; y% t1 d4 T( S' J
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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