4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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9 w7 K4 f5 R4 D( [4 g% x. dOperator: 911 emergencies.
& v; b6 Q" f+ O; ~/ CBoy: Yeah I need some help.
9 T6 c0 k, U. R; M% y- R3 MOperator: What’s the matter?
! f" S, B& S; FBoy: With my math.
, {' {4 z0 v# \+ y0 }# ROperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& b  L/ X  ?: ^  `6 n, lOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
! B; Z  @& U* h! z5 ?Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
2 r1 M# x  A7 J6 TBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
4 z2 v3 t0 K! D3 v1 Y+ z1 O- JOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
. k$ t& N  J, sOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, P9 u9 \* j4 ?Boy: Yeah.
$ }* a; V4 F- }9 Q- c. x- vOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% g0 g+ \- x" N) e# Y& B4 `Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# @% }% w: U* U# O  }. tOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) M! K. s/ ^* N  o2 n- M+ CBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ z9 ]1 e- R( y: M- @( eOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

, N6 l" H0 j# {/ Z5 BBoy: I don’t know, 1.
% `/ s7 Y9 b" g& h( H2 S5 P( kOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
$ s1 h9 Z: S( B* }6 ], ]Boy: Yeah.
) {8 ^) p. u6 [) |0 X8 lOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 s" s* u4 @2 uBoy: 5.
" h' O' o3 b# Y9 D, u+ LWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 s9 V5 d* v; x$ y5 x9 lBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 [  Q4 B1 W& p% F! uOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈