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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.  n; V; X# ^9 \4 O4 o  t
Boy: Yeah I need some help.; X7 K7 o' B' O# r: N" `
Operator: What’s the matter?- G( ]; q* F4 V7 f8 K
Boy: With my math., i1 D# a$ S: x2 ]$ [) J! s
Operator: With your mouth?7 H. \' z! G, F
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?# k( r: }( s3 Z
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?# H' z: C% k2 Q# D- I: T* E1 Z1 R9 k
Boy: No with my math.
. q! F1 g3 e; t& KOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
" t& a  I4 ~) y: E; g7 S; d$ QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.* C& Y5 k) p6 y0 W
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.( O; e# X5 {" d  q8 B4 v
Boy: Okay.
  ~' I( a! ]0 y8 E% bOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?* z$ y# B( i+ Z4 H% Q2 a
Boy: I have take aways.
$ k, |" L( |, _; z! ]( rOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 ]9 r3 Q0 z, K/ W1 L" y- eBoy: Yeah.
2 z. ^7 C$ v; M0 D; c. |Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?6 ^+ D6 _+ V/ m6 `! q; _: v% D
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
  G  W+ p! O; k3 Z# R( g% cOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 |  D  v+ z0 e+ EBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?) B$ k: u& F$ p' p4 h
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?( B" \$ y5 @/ W8 c# ?9 x1 B  e

' o5 Z, G$ s" Z7 k! r' A! QBoy: I don’t know, 1.
" Z6 c( q8 U/ G1 f8 u  y- EOperator: No. How old are you?
0 @( A9 z4 v" [1 b1 |Boy: I’m only 4.
8 q% N9 h# B' \  }) GOperator: 4!/ D# a, j$ |& u. o) p
Boy: Yeah.
6 e8 z8 ]5 R  B6 |4 XOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
& @- s4 ^: B" o( T0 w+ t4 j* DBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 x; r0 d- p2 K6 _$ p7 m2 aOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?, p/ n; }# M3 j% _3 U2 m
Boy: 5.
" b5 h! R& j4 f' C2 sWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* E- T8 V& @/ {7 H! g+ f% VBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" q& k& |9 z& n  O! m* h5 z9 E/ xWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; P7 h1 ?# p' K/ V0 jOperator: It’s the mother…
- L' F) P5 P8 UBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.) H! H6 T8 c: d1 l
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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