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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% p3 o9 ]  ]8 }7 |5 O$ W; E. S$ GBoy: Yeah I need some help.1 m1 ]) X- x5 U3 V) C: S- n8 \
Operator: What’s the matter?, R9 X: M* s5 \- x& `9 m
Boy: With my math.
7 M) c4 p/ e7 x4 v0 jOperator: With your mouth?
9 v8 ?3 S% }# J; \Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?8 _2 W( t2 n* H
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?; H, ^5 q1 v6 W- X: s  f1 d
Boy: No with my math.7 S! w' O$ \0 n+ Q3 }9 x7 R6 a
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 K2 e6 m) I7 {. a; {Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 l* i8 X' {- e5 s$ [7 e. V! g$ x( ROperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.' e7 |9 h) D* K5 l0 ~* O. ]
Boy: Okay.
6 u. V/ I" F6 q+ z/ {6 k+ wOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?: M$ e7 z# K1 m) O( P1 ^$ k
Boy: I have take aways.
2 b, W- {9 R8 I" w# }6 OOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.  W, S5 A# ^# ^8 n: W
Boy: Yeah.+ j" S/ D/ W  ]9 V8 p7 o
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?, T! u) O6 {4 s5 B# a% ^; J
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.6 L% r  U/ R7 n6 Y0 ^
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# a( g, V4 z# K9 d! y. i( kBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ A. e! @7 U) s. x! k8 i' VOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
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Boy: I’m only 4.
* c4 \: b3 R* W! {( o5 nOperator: 4!
$ d' N) i: L$ W1 v) }Boy: Yeah.1 Y, h- i' T$ w. E' [
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)7 K% A' V4 z3 X6 g. x9 x( P. Q& r
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.+ v' T! V5 h+ w3 l8 b7 t4 z
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 _8 i' _. L) ]3 KBoy: 5.
& Q  n/ |3 ~0 t) q/ }& bWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
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5 R6 h3 f* \+ C4 y- x" ^Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?1 ^) I* N" L9 q; `
Operator: It’s the mother…5 L2 Y( o: [& h
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 ]9 N7 u8 j; D$ H$ wWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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