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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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. \4 @! {% d& ^8 yOperator: 911 emergencies.$ f2 E: S; U1 Z" ?6 E
Boy: Yeah I need some help." J5 ?8 D" ~& B: V# i! Q
Operator: What’s the matter?& I+ p$ s& N4 S( Y9 p; c% d
Boy: With my math./ N" z; Y0 a8 {- d, B8 H  @: @
Operator: With your mouth?
9 I8 v6 k9 v5 {, D. o; rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?, g  @+ P; h! @
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?: j+ h' u+ y2 U7 B/ f
Boy: No with my math.7 P# G' O0 e8 Q. f: w
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?7 W0 [  g; L& Q, }
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.& [  |4 d8 c$ i* o
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.$ D6 O0 q; P7 @7 U+ F
Boy: Okay.' E, m) w) o: N; g
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  ?) r7 Z' w4 C& G1 n! ZBoy: I have take aways.
7 a% n0 o6 z" E  s' W) R2 COperator: Oh you have to do the take aways., ]4 W7 b' y2 [5 Q- l/ V
Boy: Yeah.
5 S$ y( B+ ?0 S# rOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 K& s' g* s8 @! ABoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) T7 a0 n, R7 ?/ H5 z( X$ Z- JOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.( C6 _4 m8 w( b* Z! F6 |5 o
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?& H: Z8 D% e0 _1 n, e! U
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?) S: v( a  h' |
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 Y$ u3 {, e7 ]/ l+ u. mOperator: No. How old are you?$ N8 v1 w+ e- t6 e6 i7 t( [
Boy: I’m only 4.
9 u1 l0 r% w3 T" g+ ?1 z0 s/ gOperator: 4!% N9 Y7 n& }# ~- e
Boy: Yeah.1 t$ L7 z( R1 t9 J/ m$ y
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)- U9 Y) b6 l2 ^2 X
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' i" n2 ]$ ~! Y2 f6 f" COperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?6 o5 n6 C0 T# v* O% G, R( A' r8 E
Boy: 5.
* o2 [& i2 i$ E, X3 Y" FWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!$ n8 Z! p5 `9 l; b9 R% H' ]9 A0 B
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* z" b) `- j& P! v4 m  X2 H3 mWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# X2 Q9 O( |( H; eOperator: It’s the mother…2 n  _  F4 s9 I) e, k  o  ~4 o  y
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- ^# I3 b8 T4 G+ n) A. ^* NWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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