4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
, ]9 e0 i" A" g6 p, s( H% R9 i' A1 WBoy: Yeah I need some help.
! p$ l! \! `* V! qOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
" _' O, ~& n4 I! h) xBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 s6 J0 @, G8 ^9 l8 HOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
9 U# n; e; C9 OOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 D* I9 B: G1 u  VBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
  T$ ^) y$ z( d  t1 }# tBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, R- ?' M1 [& _0 e2 hOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
( |( Y1 i! f& B! Q% {$ c4 f" \! }Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
( L0 l; i; S# P% Q0 c* eBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# s1 l( Y( \* e$ F* E5 Y8 mOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( |! g5 v. \6 b5 t1 eBoy: 5.
. O4 p' B+ B: d3 U  WWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- k3 Y% N. V1 Y4 ^( O% yWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈