4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

, c* J9 z9 L/ `' i" o对话文字记录
+ R, Y7 T/ R0 Q6 k/ K
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
  a5 ?" a" V5 a( V( K% fBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
. }& z0 c% K* YBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
; ], M: u% M* X/ N6 Z0 @" X, RBoy: No with my math.
4 p$ j( j8 J1 DOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 o, A3 ^+ d* p9 @2 ?/ wOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
4 q# I3 b) x1 [: EOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 y9 |3 w3 B: Q! A6 cBoy: Yeah.
) U0 N- y- X$ h, a" aOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ b  O) Z5 l: v; g* |- ]Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( Q3 F  l! F! T/ h, ?1 |Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 S9 S" E9 D4 E2 k8 _Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
1 W+ X3 U& u' E  H, M7 l) K
  e) W* O1 o: n6 FBoy: I don’t know, 1.
' c6 m" E" M2 j7 W0 o3 V9 gOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
6 s4 q% k% p6 WBoy: Yeah.
) p; B5 t0 D( D% @8 L  M$ ?# FOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  f4 k; V+ L7 w2 }0 M& G+ b. KOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; ^8 n" b8 o5 v! UBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈