4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
* S$ |) a! k9 ]2 @Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- f: D/ a5 h4 i) l5 COperator: What’s the matter?
, B) e# v1 |/ yBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
, b9 D  w+ o# I1 G0 k* Q# K6 hOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 y6 L8 y" y) B6 e( r' ?Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# T/ @- ^7 z* j# z% ~Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
* K/ c2 L" I* h2 G' lOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
9 j1 T" I! \7 I7 n' u' D: {4 IOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 j4 W8 m/ Y% G' P5 Y2 OBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 E) U& S3 @& K' }3 YBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 M& D0 O7 g+ ]7 o8 O& a# i1 }Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 p3 C) `9 M4 e! qBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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3 t/ `5 }% s' E7 A# Y- ^+ wBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
1 [0 @3 a  o  WBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
% h! ]8 U0 ]; H5 q# v" rBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
0 k2 K6 C5 k8 K) }" \! ]Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" s3 l) z7 _; {) k2 \4 d0 J* gOperator: It’s the mother…
7 j5 x6 `7 F# O" Q- k& z& b0 KBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, y$ W$ x1 n& EWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈