4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
; M7 t. Z8 x2 }: x& B9 XOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
4 M* k) [+ I+ H/ v- Z0 K6 gOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
. x" k$ G( N2 ]2 TOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
) L+ U2 E6 R. C3 sOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 q2 _) p% D3 U, |5 o6 L* eBoy: I have take aways.
2 n5 S# H- O0 yOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 @+ s/ ?3 K& W. E  g5 a5 vBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 A* x' _! P7 @: o, l+ w2 |3 POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: v% K* R( E0 C, j1 R! ?& d" b/ HBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
# ]5 [% p& D% tOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
6 @5 R  ~1 {2 S  k; p$ K; xOperator: 4!
, k6 O' F: M% q' s" Q" IBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
: v7 G. |' s7 N4 {# z  \Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
. o; H* T& B7 f+ B% A6 {! lWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ b; A% }- Q1 n$ ]2 hBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; `$ [# n8 ~' t1 j( SWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈