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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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% F# @/ Y- e* z$ VOperator: 911 emergencies.
( E. x7 |- i9 qBoy: Yeah I need some help.0 t0 M( \; \- t  s  e. N
Operator: What’s the matter?
) x2 v( c+ Q8 v9 q" vBoy: With my math.
$ o( m0 l9 n0 h) C+ \Operator: With your mouth?( i) ]4 I/ i4 I& m& W% N# P* p
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?  r# U, i* F2 W' [* @
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?7 F6 x8 z" U" [' x
Boy: No with my math.  Z2 N6 d/ ]6 R, g5 ^: i
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?: P: f' ?4 h+ n: }
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 u7 D& k+ m) l* z4 X8 Y, W7 N, }$ ZOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.' R/ {3 U8 Z' l, y# @
Boy: Okay.; r7 ]! `; [+ t. ~" c: W5 y
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?7 `2 l3 j! d7 C* S2 T
Boy: I have take aways.
' G; P# B: {9 O! G  f9 hOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 [8 w5 U9 }: `3 CBoy: Yeah.
8 \$ t- R5 W; C% {Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 y" f( C) b# D7 YBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.6 Q# C! z3 Y) Z- A. k$ r! X
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is., g/ J) r4 V( m* E
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?- C9 p2 t. |6 w; L9 N7 S
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?( |8 `2 g6 L! O3 ~$ }

* E1 C1 b, f! P  s+ n8 g# p6 G( x1 qBoy: I don’t know, 1.
6 {3 ]6 j; d* X  m! h# o6 g: w) sOperator: No. How old are you?/ i; w7 c7 [+ y7 C6 @5 g  @
Boy: I’m only 4.' B, Z, w& ^: @" L+ ^: J
Operator: 4!, F: {) K$ G' w+ @3 U
Boy: Yeah.6 b/ h, @8 u7 F1 p. q
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 i$ I6 L2 @' ?2 o# T. x* G
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
0 `" C. E8 t$ `' Z% b3 bOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?1 K" Q: }2 h! q( u0 X% j6 K, _
Boy: 5.
0 `6 C, ~4 {, m1 fWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!" S* L- r) T' e+ Z8 Z
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.& g$ Z0 K, E' @  s1 K6 E
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 n& T- M* J0 @1 t5 `% r+ E$ tOperator: It’s the mother…
! R! A% ~) I/ H! Q1 N3 EBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.& z! p/ a/ s3 G7 I
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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