4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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3 Z! o2 o5 I$ `& G4 [Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
6 [3 R- R1 T/ A3 |3 g! {, ?Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  y& F, m6 U3 S% B$ e$ T6 Y; QOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 \3 P( b) z1 D& r4 LBoy: No with my math.
. G4 ~4 [0 u+ @: POperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ ~0 X( d8 N& a" {Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
6 ^6 a& |( ~+ e" JOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 v% O9 h; M3 {- [* k6 _Boy: Yeah.
+ x9 a0 v! b* C! d- Y% `8 w7 _Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# l  M0 j4 d0 x  }& A; h7 fBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% U8 \7 K& s1 Y# {% \4 qBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
# d3 i& z+ ^. l- QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( z/ }7 n7 p* d3 D+ k% G' mBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 v9 h4 a6 e/ XOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈