4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( Y* n. R0 K! T: ]6 e' ZOperator: 911 emergencies.
, K3 B" u( w$ d6 _% GBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
( n8 n& m, ]" @6 oBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
# L% c( g" F4 ^) c; I3 ]; m8 ^Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
9 j# n! @6 o. X6 p: wOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
$ p" D! t% ^& yOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 G8 H% o1 s4 r. @Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 R. R& c' D, Y, d; c  v# N  @: S, jOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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! B4 C  p3 _9 S- t! [8 BBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
* x# r" C2 D" QBoy: I’m only 4.
$ Q* R% I7 Z  d3 ]# m3 XOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ s. a# B1 O/ y. @, V( r7 c9 yBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ d" g+ J! a- Q) d) y3 A& G: hBoy: 5.
2 i+ ]# {! O3 e. s; XWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
' C9 U1 N3 l/ B; F2 r, B+ [) bOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈