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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
. S: C9 T% C/ o; KBoy: Yeah I need some help.0 m- A0 q8 `' r( L0 }" L
Operator: What’s the matter?$ u6 Z) l, M- X4 j0 b! u! Y8 B  c
Boy: With my math./ f4 {1 G9 o* x  V+ q8 |
Operator: With your mouth?
0 G: a. R. C( jBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?8 V0 p8 ^% q& y0 H
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 I' w% c& q  R6 |4 U: g0 vBoy: No with my math.
: P/ e9 Y" B' w6 ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?3 b; i5 h; B$ Q; S9 F! U0 ]# G
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  y4 m0 y2 q8 f7 V. E3 }6 ]Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.: `. ?2 z) B! H# |! X# h5 Y
Boy: Okay.
3 F& a2 v1 o7 FOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& `) L! k" A# E$ q1 T+ PBoy: I have take aways.
0 S9 v0 D3 s7 C* _* U* T2 b# I$ w) @* \Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% M/ ~9 |% g5 ~% S! ~& P$ u- p2 FBoy: Yeah.
0 `  S! C; m* t2 K0 t! e$ ]+ k  s  C+ dOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?$ b! i. I" ]. Q" ?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 I  L$ n$ ?9 q6 ?1 j/ G$ cOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.  f$ J+ S" j3 v: `* ^3 |3 o7 a
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?: p9 ~5 K- Z& X+ e
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?+ D6 k. W" \6 H0 I6 r- _
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.* D$ W8 l% \2 U# j; @; p
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 u1 R3 P' B. n% Z8 Q- B1 IBoy: I’m only 4.
+ D; ?& Q* `8 T: i8 C5 y3 n* UOperator: 4!
$ R* a7 S8 N" {+ ^0 ~Boy: Yeah.( H" m; H5 |) T$ @  I. L$ g: ]
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)8 }3 p- z3 B: ?) z7 X
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.! H% U. ~8 h* a4 t) U8 E
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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/ K! m+ t' L, u/ [, N& e$ o, A1 g% WWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ b& I9 P3 V) z7 u2 QBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 w3 Y- e' }( X9 w7 fWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" R: \' c% D$ r. A' }Operator: It’s the mother…
6 W: m5 i) o9 |, UBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- t. Y8 `# w4 \1 f1 w8 {  Z* aWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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