4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
& R# n; w# Z2 z3 A0 z) AOperator: What’s the matter?
+ E& a9 f% f& t5 yBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
' \9 h1 \1 O* ~4 a# ZBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: ?) Q" D8 {7 N& ~8 @! BOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' n: [. y6 c7 u! l% ~% @8 TBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
6 `  f- r+ M$ qOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. t" ?/ P2 M0 w+ S4 a& X% O2 |Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% K" @! g  n! K, n2 M$ y5 `Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 w3 x0 p/ Q, H1 F/ }# hOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
7 u8 @5 D! G" ^4 tOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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/ L/ v. C  k& {( V8 f0 V* NBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
/ t6 I: X/ {) C6 J5 c" \! k. SOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 I: @: G; w' @9 R1 H- \4 k# R" DBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
# N" ?9 |0 p$ @* F( ]1 g$ YBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 i1 K( }/ K& [5 [) C) DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
% m8 D) V! S( Z9 e1 P9 b3 S+ XWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
, p6 u7 A/ o! |# I8 h2 G" p! wBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 g/ N+ B  {( e0 m5 x% ]8 a9 BWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈