4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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0 j, R& m: ?6 b2 c. n4 B* o, ?! N* NOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% l) X: I' R* `& c4 V1 |5 x4 EOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
( V* H$ Z1 X$ s2 F& x+ |. I- h! rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# \- a. h; I3 r5 x9 O) pOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
# o5 Y: p/ y! n9 x2 x% |. {& fOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  e* k, x# j! S+ y& _8 Y7 cBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! g) m8 i% M  ^Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
" ?0 S. ]1 q+ P$ D1 k, o9 ]5 @Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% A, B% Z% }* I2 |# {% S3 \% bBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. L' S- `$ ?0 K: p! ]9 DBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' \3 S  j) q" F7 e! R6 {Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

9 T/ g" s7 C6 @" S/ ~$ ]0 ?$ OBoy: I don’t know, 1.
# M2 C1 y6 |+ p7 v) h# YOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
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Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 o; E3 S" r( V# O8 CBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# M* ], N' t% j: KOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈