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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.2 J6 h  i. O  j4 b/ @& r  s/ B
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% [$ K& i" k) B% tOperator: What’s the matter?
1 m3 n" a( X; u  z1 M+ ]0 s% EBoy: With my math.
( f3 N, ]1 C$ s8 n" @5 F9 a7 ?Operator: With your mouth?
$ c& u8 ?4 G% t; E! R6 pBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?+ |# k3 F! b2 e9 ^5 x8 o; ~
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?, @. N; {% F- e; ~* T
Boy: No with my math.) [1 z7 c* n$ s' O3 @
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- k( k9 z3 z& z9 w; q/ c& i; iBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.! \* x( b  `* m4 ?
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.# y5 S7 h* \, c$ |6 Z0 _
Boy: Okay.
; [2 M7 h: q5 P+ I+ \+ sOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! ^( d& g, B: v  ]( ^# l$ |2 F+ _Boy: I have take aways.
4 l# K- U( s: X  _9 `5 k; M3 q$ ?Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: t! W% L- u# m, A7 O4 W6 d/ F# qBoy: Yeah.
2 Q" z2 Z7 j" G: C0 E* d* M* cOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
, b; i" k) t: R, ZBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
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0 }0 A1 Y( {# C, {Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 O( X" c6 e9 _0 o% s' F/ j- y. qOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?( r: c2 y5 c) s2 ^; {4 q
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.8 X& R1 p  }' L) J4 z1 D/ h' q- ]
Operator: No. How old are you?  s3 X2 _+ ~5 k
Boy: I’m only 4.0 J* q5 b( C& m
Operator: 4!
- ^+ c! |  d/ bBoy: Yeah.1 d' a2 A8 C1 S6 U
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
0 b7 Q5 D: U- b2 V2 @* \Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- `* C2 |" ]5 {; c8 IOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?/ |# A3 p' w$ C% N% h
Boy: 5./ N1 b5 G5 M% F) M2 V- e
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
6 y* J' p% P9 d4 Z1 C6 n; x; TBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
  r! |" r/ `. rWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?# v0 E( ^0 Q1 m% N* b$ h% F/ |* o
Operator: It’s the mother…6 S- g* }7 z. x! d# Y" r4 l2 ^, t9 R5 Y
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody., r5 b4 r2 }2 @- z
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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