4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
0 ~0 F; O/ z9 n" [# pOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* w: X2 I) ?- h# W9 \2 \Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
& h  a% J. o; o" c$ LOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
; c- a/ Z& }+ R; F( c0 E) \( H# JBoy: I have take aways.
1 f9 e. ?5 [& kOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
# Y0 A0 H- l- ^( ]/ P/ `5 _6 [+ _Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* _7 v% a8 d' O8 M  Z7 UOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 t( A+ ^+ t/ ~& YBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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! M- ?- Y4 F, iBoy: I don’t know, 1.
7 @# [+ e7 B# A5 h6 w6 iOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
( Y; x+ W6 }2 v3 g! iBoy: Yeah.
; f, t/ C- X' ^Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
" X2 j3 \2 y1 q  hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
4 `' ?, ?( t" T1 L: [1 OOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! B# X  U* J% O  q* C% v! a, vWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ D, n' u( ]2 W7 b) R6 m3 tOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈