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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
1 x# F3 ~# D% RBoy: Yeah I need some help.
" s* B2 X( z9 s3 @Operator: What’s the matter?
  _/ X* T3 Q7 n' qBoy: With my math.
4 X; z  G( g* F9 |Operator: With your mouth?
1 w8 i# c. r4 V/ R$ s6 `Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?! P* f! I/ h3 f+ d' U, U
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 f. l! G8 @! n" V. {Boy: No with my math.
7 N, g3 M  h% L- S! s0 ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?" T! b/ c  \: K0 V9 \, C0 X
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. R0 E6 V" O$ p2 b5 y' @2 f5 YOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.1 p  n  @% C# s  e
Boy: Okay.
1 b2 ]5 p/ K9 \) iOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?  K7 j8 Y7 F4 H0 ]( B+ Z4 ^3 ?
Boy: I have take aways.$ [" h% v) q) m4 j0 ?
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% Y) j% M6 u! _) T7 `. T! uBoy: Yeah.: L6 z. o9 \9 g, T' T5 u
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?+ U6 F* b9 o' E  a1 K& V
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.. J: o* F; s; e& @  k
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.  j+ A6 M. }  T- K" o; n
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?  p4 G( h  y7 Z& ?; U3 R
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?' v; Q; V9 }8 q& d* A
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.3 E" ^: o5 ^; X. G: x9 u5 a/ [
Operator: No. How old are you?+ L1 l- f" ]9 F: ?7 {6 I
Boy: I’m only 4.
1 S* x( C6 n/ c& ^% nOperator: 4!
' @2 j3 s! W" s0 O6 z3 [& q: DBoy: Yeah.! y1 ^* L9 l4 P, Z: ?, u
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈), w5 J8 L  ?6 K& ^2 f
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.5 f* ^) g" R1 y% x, S
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
- P5 ?7 b' h& M. Q7 i9 `4 a% ]Boy: 5.
* F: _, O, g# YWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ j, R- t: x2 h$ q# a  kBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.) O" y' f+ U0 \
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?0 L: r3 f# Q6 b4 J3 U# d8 K
Operator: It’s the mother…
* Y: m! i7 B% N0 t' i. }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- H1 `7 p) }* a! r3 B' c8 E3 HWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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