4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
" @& o' S+ v& n/ E; IBoy: Yeah I need some help.
% z9 R; v% m& W4 A9 z6 Y3 o* [9 tOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
* ?& t) x" z5 m- }% t9 a6 m4 o" c+ `0 NOperator: With your mouth?
2 O9 f! |* x6 h/ C* B5 `  NBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
( _9 E- ~% X0 H- d" [Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 H; x( Y& S+ X4 G: f0 B& D9 h3 zBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" v+ D/ c1 z/ ]! K+ k, b- V( eBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 T  R9 v, ^6 a5 zOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

( N+ t+ B6 r! f# u# UBoy: I don’t know, 1.
& S1 c; i( _! x6 t: w2 s6 `Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ ]5 g3 k+ h# ?. D) ?% U. U% \; QOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 B" G) D" `' g2 _0 w# R0 DOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
) w) C/ W7 }+ S1 L# x0 ]+ CWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# p: t; A! N% f# a9 NOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈