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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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( J/ z4 i. i& r: q+ EOperator: 911 emergencies." g" E$ C- |3 D' n
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
( N6 K: x$ ^& _0 R5 J- I& BOperator: What’s the matter?
. K* d7 T* k, }  pBoy: With my math.# w7 _& P# {' B1 B
Operator: With your mouth?7 p% ]. \* X, R( u
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?% M5 H/ u6 f/ a3 C9 |
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?! g! \, X4 Z' Y( C
Boy: No with my math.( o2 J" b/ V6 C" S
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 A6 O. |$ f" B! i# w2 kBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.+ A5 |7 X/ m1 L  C- W( E7 i1 U& M
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.) W9 v& n; _# L) ^) Z  e- ~/ x& s/ h# E
Boy: Okay.* x. J! r: X( `9 b4 B$ i. J+ w  h
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?9 }# M# x+ V' K  B. X8 Y
Boy: I have take aways.) E3 h* ?2 @% Z2 F% `6 H& g7 u2 J
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.9 O* l4 X6 U( o( i$ x
Boy: Yeah.
# [$ x. H9 d' p( }$ WOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?; {% Y/ V  B3 y$ a+ J
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* f- l2 L9 P) bOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.) y# e7 {: ^( b% _3 p0 h8 }$ g  U
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?0 n) l8 c2 u, s) e
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?3 b7 f- r  r% g3 A: B
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
: h% x3 k$ |5 l7 r: ?/ ^Operator: No. How old are you?
5 Q( G, U  v% \% y8 m" \* N  o! q4 aBoy: I’m only 4.- n1 J( z* {- f6 z2 ?5 k8 c6 D
Operator: 4!
$ c8 B  A; h; R7 t! o3 n& nBoy: Yeah.4 B: {: ]6 E, ?9 O7 \; @
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 [' F2 P2 V, A! D7 q( Q
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.2 z' d) V9 ?) v4 E+ n
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?& `" c5 \/ d) j9 p+ Y( n; ]
Boy: 5.4 r8 @4 Y9 s0 b; O) X/ l
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 L5 t, j3 M, GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math., \5 v6 O2 x3 `+ P3 Q/ R
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 e2 f* n  T% p$ K) ]$ AOperator: It’s the mother…
$ {5 k' _0 e* B% S- y  cBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.! Z) t$ ^4 Q# o0 a/ N
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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