4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
7 J6 X8 A, X, W. }Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
# b, n  A: n1 d) u! sBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ k# e% ]) n& }/ W9 |' kOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
% |( [4 D, z7 }) a/ VBoy: No with my math.
$ {* \" n% t2 J1 x' f- JOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 z& S. T4 q$ e& n" TBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 M4 q+ i* o* y. q' B5 ABoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
4 G7 E: g# c4 ?, ^$ QOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  z: c; X3 u. FBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( U4 p$ k: B/ o3 R6 J* P! g) e7 a9 KOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ Z! H/ a2 \# B" \- t5 H: TOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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6 T7 L& _& l6 @' c( Q" y4 JBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
9 P& x, i, E, Y9 t/ \& B; T2 [% cBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
) l- ?# s% |1 Y9 A9 ]Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
3 v/ a8 y6 ?  Y: C% f# h& s! m4 PBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 B0 g9 _7 R$ WBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
  w) }- O9 G9 R0 n0 j: IWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ k& x0 y! B4 M) {/ yBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 }7 Y8 d1 ?5 {. X" E- ^  M/ qWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈