4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
9 T: C4 P, T; T1 C! O( ^0 iOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
9 b5 @) X6 C4 ]7 Z) E. ABoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ B. p0 O  y  ^( M9 d& y+ v0 A1 I- u, |Boy: No with my math.
" ]" E1 I; E3 A1 {4 lOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
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! H, n. R/ t# _  Z& K5 A: d: gBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
+ O  O3 m2 ]1 _Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
3 T4 k) C$ _" r* [# k& A6 g5 wOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ I: \! x* T7 e6 O3 V6 y# ?Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
. j% d8 _, J- b  G8 d( |Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! e: v2 T$ Y& |( GBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 w5 \/ V6 ~4 hOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
1 v$ i- x) }1 A, F. r; ZOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
' |7 N) i' t, xBoy: Yeah.
  d9 [% w5 r1 ~( c! XOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. B4 o' G. c  B: G/ s9 u5 V6 xOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
! F- Y& L( ~# I; m" G/ P7 y3 vWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 V& X# g9 Y4 I  v# O( u$ IBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
, P2 a) S! p, W$ R9 OOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" t- N0 U. Y9 aWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈