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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ W, M! Y+ S- e2 n( M9 HBoy: Yeah I need some help.( @  V, H/ U5 K0 }5 m' G- T& y  J
Operator: What’s the matter?
( Q" S/ q. V% s6 Y+ A; rBoy: With my math.! @# d9 I* C3 v6 O8 ?6 L" _
Operator: With your mouth?
# T9 o" w+ ~5 p% E: ]Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( G8 s- j% d; {) s9 v5 wOperator: Sure. Where do you live?" |$ K. c& T# l/ H$ L% `
Boy: No with my math.( B7 C7 d. A$ J$ t6 d3 |# t, ]1 {
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?" Y0 b$ ?- \; |6 ?2 \: P8 E3 s
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ B: c5 b# N" h0 ^Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: A" X& k  d. KBoy: Okay.
1 D; {9 m& q8 d( dOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) c" Q  g9 }3 d" Y  fBoy: I have take aways.6 i1 G5 r: L! D
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.' ~1 s9 B6 @8 z' ?6 c  I
Boy: Yeah.% H( e- w* B/ {& m  T
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?- I4 _6 D; {5 A# j$ H! `* s3 C
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) o. w2 e" ~7 C9 X' E* ~Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.* z6 @" V! c# ^1 i  @( b
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" d: d0 a/ [- p8 COperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?4 w( o+ }! H1 L

4 d- r+ h. V7 j1 GBoy: I don’t know, 1.7 u& U, Q, e0 V- `
Operator: No. How old are you?
5 j0 _; ]0 V& t5 h: ^Boy: I’m only 4.7 n5 [% o. m! H3 q& P
Operator: 4!! c' M6 `7 ]/ W$ U, \
Boy: Yeah.
, m' Z" q0 Q! q6 N  n! KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
8 ]0 P9 H) r' s  w* ^4 GBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. z/ Z7 P1 K, i# ?3 r; mOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 C, S4 w6 B" v; `+ wBoy: 5.
3 r3 ?! O* e& H5 ^Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!$ ^0 n' N. O" L! _' u
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# j  {$ |$ A$ ^0 jWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
& F6 }) r( \3 f" u! u$ WOperator: It’s the mother…0 m+ Y) W2 {. l+ Q, z$ C2 ?
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! J6 Q& t( o/ K2 `0 v- QWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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