4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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" \1 C) i. v& v5 T' p( v  i6 AOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
% r7 {  P3 v$ V1 }9 W0 i! U$ s" FBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ J$ b; {7 L% O5 j% k& AOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
* D- d) D* `% e7 v. o. C4 [) a; vBoy: Okay.
/ v$ H) n7 N5 |Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% y) `2 Z( @2 F6 e1 |% m. I& qBoy: Yeah.
* V) x) o! W* M2 Q+ |" YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 c: V1 @+ {, V# ~2 V5 @& b" fBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
  P, O+ R' ^6 t; {1 @9 J# k$ [Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
, L" H, |. T6 Q2 j9 w, l0 V! }3 WOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) A4 @; ~6 E% h; ^6 E& B3 d- S$ ]$ J& AOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ A+ F8 o" }/ {' C; k7 kBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ j' b( s& r0 U- I& A* fBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
! _' u+ C3 C* q9 c5 `Operator: It’s the mother…
5 R: ^0 s0 e" u$ l$ r( O( C* OBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( A' P& P& {5 vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈