4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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+ L4 K0 ]$ u) b/ w1 V1 m& iOperator: 911 emergencies.
' g7 Y) k; p' `+ iBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
- u# y1 \; {' a4 [. s. pBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
+ w( x( p: V, m( O. \+ fBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( P" Q( S9 m8 o& A# q1 t" Q6 tOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 O* C; W8 B; z: A. r9 sOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
7 C3 [3 _+ |" KOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
5 R0 {. J) @$ F& EOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# |& ~1 N1 a% g) zOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
+ M! W, r! x  p- Q- cOperator: 4!
6 ]# Q9 o+ t2 y  n* t' F# Y2 dBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
% j. V$ g0 X6 M) V1 ~( oBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
7 W% G7 o9 J7 [/ U6 Q8 g* {8 DWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
# ^$ K# K1 B; n9 W* ]- @9 TBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 Y5 T0 |: f$ v) O# E! d8 pWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈