4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
" N% _: {6 f/ o# r  e" E: P, wOperator: What’s the matter?
0 N$ T* D: v2 G! {% i& kBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- G+ x+ N. c  ]! v1 V) K' N& BOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) I0 _; x# q8 k% t& b: `Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 S+ @  m* O' P0 G' D' S- IBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 b/ V+ G! x6 o; wBoy: I have take aways.
2 w6 t3 b: g  O8 H5 n0 ?% XOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 Y  D$ V' K* [3 F2 LOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

* }) U1 b6 K; u0 q. OBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
4 X! m4 `7 c6 t4 n+ OBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
0 a- D5 W4 |: J% v6 t3 hBoy: Yeah.
* d& r3 {3 G  V( I+ b& KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
7 s9 q, |. [% p: ^3 @, x2 `Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. f' o0 N; h# P! IOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: e6 C" E2 y! S: K7 p  x- TBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 s: |( Z* e/ HOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈