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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies., k3 _& _2 V2 s% F" p2 ?4 S) X
Boy: Yeah I need some help.4 ]& G: T- w+ p/ d
Operator: What’s the matter?" L% _2 h% N- O1 [5 R' i( }) g
Boy: With my math.% s; U) ^5 A/ }
Operator: With your mouth?
! W0 V6 A. }: KBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?3 C6 b. m2 ], m; r; p/ Y( V) E' Z
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
* L: b: N& z0 ]! h2 n1 mBoy: No with my math.3 }" ?: e" U/ r
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 {& a! u, R+ D# H3 u. @Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 U% s  R$ ~% U, z/ R' i1 IOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.: {, h: V$ Y( E! O3 E
Boy: Okay.
. ?, _7 c0 W! P8 iOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% v" M2 ], D* J/ M) o% SBoy: I have take aways." ]5 n1 s7 @7 V+ O/ G
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.! p* ]& `8 v+ {' e& o7 s
Boy: Yeah.& ^7 }5 U( P& Y. |1 V- I' B
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?& z# b+ q: n/ G2 F+ F( U2 X8 l
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.% J" j* t9 C+ W& b0 B+ v# x0 @" Z
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.4 T9 C  n* {, N& g8 k! G
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 G- M2 x; b: ~5 gOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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- }" U9 A9 }% _Boy: I don’t know, 1.! {! n6 _3 W) E8 n, Q
Operator: No. How old are you?
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Operator: 4!
+ s& p3 P/ P5 yBoy: Yeah.
2 N  ]/ h( R; ]4 F9 }3 kOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)) m) \( _% ?# z" x4 z9 E
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.& V! J) j3 _6 B0 z7 Z1 ^, p
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?) p2 b1 u0 S1 _! C# x5 B: G/ V
Boy: 5./ |5 r7 f+ D! g% y7 A
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!3 F2 A5 w% q, Q# L2 p' h* x0 ?
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.+ N2 l- _) j/ S3 U5 \6 I
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?5 |. t, R8 }' i: a8 H6 R  O
Operator: It’s the mother…8 l, i( z4 a0 h" N2 d- T% T1 w" m# I
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. q, y" {% u5 yWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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