4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
" |# D% O: H7 p* h, k# cBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
, u* O* W4 r$ S) E! @7 y* F/ x9 _Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
! d8 s# i: `. J0 \  l5 \9 l' j# f; {5 XOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) s; ^4 [$ j3 t6 F. D0 uBoy: I have take aways.
/ k( a, |# V' ~5 r9 ZOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
% q! w( z7 ^+ k' g( p5 xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 C+ m+ y. H% B2 V/ ~Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 ^2 g$ ]- C- l( `Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

- `' G6 W) \8 M2 t! Z5 c8 zBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
$ F/ k9 t& H, g) ~3 `) z+ UBoy: Yeah.
) N# I3 r& ^* p: z& i% A/ z  rOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
3 }$ H" W* e' |& M# n* g+ ^Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! P# K. H! ^1 N7 u5 D& J* j4 VOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. W& ]5 m$ V/ ]Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 i" \  m4 h) x. ^6 h: T" hBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
5 W- m( f2 S) B* kBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈