4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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& n7 \% _/ q) Z* bOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
3 ]5 M- a) v! f) t  `Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
9 n5 l) t( y2 o3 Y5 }" H6 u% J7 {' f4 UBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! C1 m, B: k7 Q/ L% m. a! KBoy: Okay.
0 y( F! R( p6 N% q& E1 ZOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- l# w$ s( b6 _1 X: Q" }Boy: I have take aways.
6 s& w6 k( b$ T1 `! |Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
$ l% p, h% W" KOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 r+ L5 X: w" Y6 [5 D, VOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 S, Q  f% n& @4 }4 t6 XBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

0 [) k$ c% Y, d9 Y+ e) ~5 UBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
- f# B- `- K1 J6 c/ L% vOperator: 4!
- d+ q) G0 S2 h. L5 D0 b: ]7 NBoy: Yeah.
; r6 Z/ L2 Y5 v% i+ wOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 t, [5 f: Q. i3 Q" NWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 \% o, M6 m+ ZOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ z1 k! X2 D1 n8 _2 N) R# H8 f) _2 zWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈