4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( ]' D8 G/ ]& c  F0 h4 `0 ZOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
( C8 _, [  v+ R7 _Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
: e& K/ u/ Y$ f, G' C% x5 @: ]! oBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ y2 h# W, t& M7 X0 n5 [5 U& \. G( qOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
9 I2 K9 O3 B* g- e4 O: h4 v# \Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ \* W: }( J6 B: ~2 `* F2 v( Q, ?Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
4 u3 W" R; U2 c6 C, V4 j4 D% w9 R0 J! OBoy: Okay.
3 X2 ^! M) V# F4 q' P. LOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' L4 f) Q8 r: i* ]# aBoy: I have take aways.
. o+ h* C$ c% x; G  R5 z/ X/ mOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
# J. O4 X) \3 H8 j- b' t! DOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ n6 t- ^- i  g7 y" nBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
( ]' n9 `3 X9 W4 F9 [3 E) \Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
5 R5 x, S7 F  TBoy: Yeah.
& i9 w% {" y* t- e2 ]9 m' _Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
# h! o5 |2 R$ h9 g# d0 Y/ X! m6 `* Z3 sBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 Z6 C. o  g9 }4 p* v+ pOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 Q3 Y* |0 _: y' wBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 S3 S8 Z( R& _9 ~  D- ?Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈