4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
- x; z" P* ]' C- ^9 HOperator: With your mouth?
4 {* M$ q1 l5 Q2 P7 Z! ~. YBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ ~1 _5 b6 w% j$ d/ b7 hBoy: No with my math.
: p# t. Y  W4 E: B; n7 @% E1 tOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
3 N8 h; q4 ?6 |; w) G7 G# I  aOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' p  S  _6 V1 l) ]8 ]/ ^Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! ^4 h+ C% ?$ a" M. k3 x8 v/ k! z( jBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 z. d% R0 `8 U: rOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 w- `. g  N6 EOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
8 F0 V: C( n; H: @) zOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 w! F7 {$ Z5 a' j! f/ {/ @Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 a: r6 Q1 @- DWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
8 O( V2 q$ l- p# WBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# V: c; S- b& O+ LWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ X9 V& q. @7 [3 P0 Y8 COperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ h. \3 g, f3 t' x" j  f4 s! iWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈