4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
! t! U& M0 E0 q* C* m) w# ^Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 S# n" q+ k4 f% _" NOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* \# g" v8 U- \4 ~7 S5 \3 \Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
6 ?( L! B9 _5 \; U  cOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ x) Q8 g+ Q5 Y( s& }) I' jBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ t' m, J- N2 d' \% s  z) H+ rBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
, G; Q) E. |& f6 p5 \Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 l2 v2 u) u0 U6 h3 [) f$ ^$ rOperator: No. How old are you?
7 C" t4 w( A9 O, N& I) n  ABoy: I’m only 4.
' F9 E) J( |1 a7 \! q' vOperator: 4!
8 G' F3 h9 Z4 V5 S0 vBoy: Yeah.
6 L( O% Z  D, J# m! V8 dOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
4 U3 K, v1 I5 I/ |& mOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( l4 O+ C6 A$ R8 [" FBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ L' ^# m  }2 l4 o0 ZBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
' O7 u, B' }) O3 o5 i# `Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 G7 g. W+ ]8 @/ O! y4 X: sWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈