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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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: \  I! i* e7 WOperator: 911 emergencies.
/ Y0 `/ w' ^5 r0 x9 eBoy: Yeah I need some help.# [3 C" T" Y- }3 ^7 j: o7 u
Operator: What’s the matter?
* t  A- y) Z9 r, z9 pBoy: With my math.
6 \  s, t" h! K1 r; X! f) [" i" nOperator: With your mouth?
3 j5 x" U5 O  `" I2 ?2 tBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?* Y+ u; U4 N1 S+ X+ C5 q
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?* n3 c7 A# q' E' I
Boy: No with my math.- R. `& F- p0 _
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?. O/ u. z7 `( H7 c
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 B+ B+ `3 B+ p% yOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.6 I3 N- G2 s$ O
Boy: Okay.
3 N3 ^! f# w# gOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! W6 @1 O% N. }  s( \Boy: I have take aways.9 D' f5 s" N% Z" Y4 l, [
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.8 h5 }4 k* c9 Z6 z# c- W. W; p6 ]
Boy: Yeah.
5 @+ s" _+ z7 S; ZOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?/ k; e0 `; ^  ^8 p8 R& M) L
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 c- p2 _" o4 {2 }9 X$ H8 mOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.2 P- z2 Y, ]7 G  {, s: V- d5 {$ p
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?- J- v1 U; @, Y: ~* [
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
5 ~- A% I  F' ^! T' D+ J/ tOperator: No. How old are you?6 L9 V& E% Z+ r
Boy: I’m only 4.; v! s) V# |$ C) t
Operator: 4!6 s: Y; S9 s* I* \$ n
Boy: Yeah.
0 c4 _5 u+ y: u- Z# T) l7 ^% fOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)3 k" Z) k7 t' G, ?& e9 [& ~7 L
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.9 u) F9 w, j6 X
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 a- k  P+ c# b% QBoy: 5.3 P; H# l% \, N* P6 S( F* ^  o
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!6 W0 E' s2 V: p7 K
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.0 \2 d+ q2 x2 y* D3 Z* o
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?6 i& N9 |! Y& d9 F( }! {
Operator: It’s the mother…
( O6 D/ n) X0 N& xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.9 D) |6 ^* B' L2 P1 I  L
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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