4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- m, z8 K* K0 q, s" L' lOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
; o! l- B0 d3 U) O+ O5 K; U# V. DOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 j% X8 z8 Y0 R+ T" g  l& |2 ^Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
. n. j! X# i+ R: z. W; C) xOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" u4 A$ |0 P3 ABoy: Okay.
+ m. D2 G- X% F7 |: GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* f+ G9 k0 H& K# u! I8 UBoy: I have take aways.
/ ~" Q$ R  Z! t8 ^, A' EOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
: k1 @* ?. ?# I* z* y% _Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 W/ h. \3 w1 z. f+ aOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# u6 [* }8 P" c+ w6 V; iBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 p, A1 Z( S# ]2 H, lOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

, u* P- V; \  t* `2 [5 L1 ABoy: I don’t know, 1.
) j( c- F# H' C# M& YOperator: No. How old are you?
! O% K7 E3 S0 F4 Y- F) v7 BBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
, P) g& o7 f- f" T! u& BOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* U( C9 z$ ~" KBoy: 5.
. @0 z, y9 M3 ]7 X3 q) O1 PWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 q3 I9 D0 g1 B4 f# nWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 G5 T5 w; }5 b/ V8 _0 ROperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈