4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
+ `4 n2 r; \1 \+ j* u# O% NOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
4 A, p) O7 f9 e" z% z$ _Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
6 M7 i( p4 d6 LOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
! c; j; {: n5 o) CBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
" d7 a) l& |" a: K5 L' `Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% d- P2 x# B3 p- rBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# u7 }, S2 D+ W  T" m$ Q; pBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' H# D" r9 ~2 X8 T7 dBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 T, Z  x+ ^  Z: E8 W( j( qOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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$ l) [. d3 T2 aBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
8 A3 t& W; {1 iBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" Y, r# x! y0 F* Y" t0 _, l2 D9 rOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; E+ N& a7 i3 S8 ~; ]Boy: 5.
7 n" @9 R4 l( ]+ s3 l  z6 x$ R7 |Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
4 ~* Z6 S5 R) {) w# P; zWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( m% Z8 K" D) m9 S' a4 H% c6 nOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 I, C+ w0 X7 C* rWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈