4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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- d" Z1 K$ g1 V$ V3 ~$ V' E8 |& eOperator: 911 emergencies.
+ i! D# R' b9 p: m# N5 JBoy: Yeah I need some help.
; Z1 b% m7 x* |9 r5 lOperator: What’s the matter?
2 L7 d4 F  L( X/ d8 ^( a( P7 b! P. pBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
, O; c: v$ O6 |# v% Q7 RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ B' t) u% Z$ W! ]. H5 r* [Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ g! Z7 A" A& W" N: [0 ^6 \- rOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 N$ d5 f+ E$ l. a) l6 J7 u$ H$ L, lBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* N, ]! H9 }& p% j, c& |$ }Boy: I have take aways.
) h6 J! f; C, W# W8 A& _: eOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- D4 {5 g7 x! rBoy: Yeah.
! ?6 y" B1 \- O# N+ I" H% j) \8 YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
! z7 e3 q( ~# i$ U( v+ ?; aOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) `( L* g. ]1 m7 uBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
6 C; W+ r! f, b8 j% NOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
6 g$ M: V+ E* j. l$ h: lOperator: No. How old are you?
0 B3 S# `# I: r4 tBoy: I’m only 4.
$ V) n; \" t; |! p7 IOperator: 4!
& E  x5 p9 s8 P' Q& {+ s; O5 ABoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
& `" C$ Y: b- [* N$ ~9 qBoy: 5.
4 U; Y& d1 @$ dWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. C  O9 ?  a+ v8 E! k8 NWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈