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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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8 K/ h6 e$ @7 e+ T7 hOperator: 911 emergencies.0 J% @9 X: b, c/ ]: i
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
" @: h+ Y1 n! R. O! cOperator: What’s the matter?
8 k. Y! q9 i5 ], u+ o, eBoy: With my math.
8 D8 v. H+ X4 ~2 ]Operator: With your mouth?
# B7 U: N" d. b1 ~# V9 UBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* s8 f* V1 @4 _0 D9 @$ x0 \3 y0 R7 GOperator: Sure. Where do you live?5 ]+ G; C2 b, f4 |
Boy: No with my math.
8 V+ N# w5 g& M6 a6 _% COperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. l$ ^% V6 C( P3 p) TBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 N$ f7 u8 h% l  D5 Q& [+ P" EOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.2 F& q1 T) g. h6 M( a: @
Boy: Okay.
' R7 _3 C( [( V6 cOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( V; W6 M8 `* V- u( F' o) ABoy: I have take aways.
+ r7 x- i( @* c8 F- _( [5 U3 b) O- YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, Q+ D6 A' |5 e+ c0 m1 v5 cBoy: Yeah.
7 O$ A; u( @) X% q8 i# u/ T0 T8 KOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# E5 e- d# K9 c- i0 U' I' UBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 \( J, }  P3 g6 O4 J1 G' POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 J6 b( L. L( CBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?' Z# E1 q+ p- u7 q/ }' l/ i
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?. V  }" j) z! `: Y
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.7 Q5 y- U' Q, `
Operator: No. How old are you?
1 F3 K+ D. W# G- c) |Boy: I’m only 4.4 D% U5 J; R  T( I. `8 Z
Operator: 4!4 y: k% W, [6 F+ i! x
Boy: Yeah.* t9 @& T. u/ L  A/ a
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
- W; c$ Z7 E) XBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.; M' w6 I" K, F
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?/ S+ f3 E) N  P# e4 k
Boy: 5.# y% S7 V3 t# ?9 q
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" a- n5 W7 N7 ~  S# r5 jBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) v- u% |) n9 U+ s( U6 pWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ W, C1 S. w) ~Operator: It’s the mother…
+ B9 T5 {" B- d% ]3 D1 x. ZBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" u4 W$ M: c/ y- W5 P* A# D. _2 vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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