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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.; E. @1 V! Y9 ^0 ?5 v8 C1 x3 T8 ~8 F
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
( g. W  K. x4 V2 DOperator: What’s the matter?) e* {7 G) X3 x' h. @
Boy: With my math.3 t  i+ p5 @9 |3 w' Q8 Q' O+ o  W" y
Operator: With your mouth?
# U  Q2 O) ~0 C/ p+ MBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& l( m& k. C% k2 z5 rOperator: Sure. Where do you live?3 v) j, V. e/ s" ~/ @7 N, N( F
Boy: No with my math.3 g* `; J7 ~- k$ u6 b
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
! f; \) Q. h3 x& b* GBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.$ O! b6 I" o/ ?8 q/ I
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
4 E, M+ Y0 J$ aBoy: Okay.
. }2 r8 O3 M6 Q. h3 M  ~1 V& B0 LOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?3 t7 o! Y& q3 H4 X, u
Boy: I have take aways.( |* ~: G; h9 l/ d1 `+ ^
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.8 c0 l$ z. k$ G& t2 O
Boy: Yeah.1 J8 d  G3 j4 p, d. q; r
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?# z# r. {$ X& K0 Q7 h9 G
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 {! {2 ?! L, lOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.# d+ i% A( r+ W5 x7 |, {
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 c" L  K6 r7 f) F( o3 tOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?- s7 P" y6 c$ ?0 P) R9 X
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.4 {! [* W% o! \* |
Operator: No. How old are you?& J3 H  l, ]& ]
Boy: I’m only 4.
1 K$ u/ u+ [7 Z( @9 T3 COperator: 4!- T5 _# q5 O8 ?8 N$ O( v( a) p
Boy: Yeah.. c7 O0 j- c5 M2 `4 \+ J# {
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
4 ]# W) x8 J; v; _6 K2 \0 o7 EBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" M/ Z5 M& }7 Q, G0 V0 Q. F* l: }Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 `' h7 E/ a) M0 i( }6 L0 iBoy: 5.% s* s0 V1 n# q; k/ Z
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!9 r$ i7 E3 r4 G' L1 [: z0 o
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
% l& Q4 ~) m! J, b$ iWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" n. K  ?; w  s( XOperator: It’s the mother…
7 K1 Q8 V3 F8 ZBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% L4 z" h4 o( GWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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