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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.3 W# o: }) X0 P2 r
Boy: Yeah I need some help.4 g& P  \0 X* k3 B
Operator: What’s the matter?
8 o5 q* P, |- `0 T8 `( ^Boy: With my math.
* f# m( Q. F( ?5 P+ [Operator: With your mouth?  I# L8 O3 u1 X/ N5 `( ?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& l6 @; N  |% O& A+ W; k4 I  oOperator: Sure. Where do you live?' L9 c  I0 Y) N7 J
Boy: No with my math.
0 n  M9 A8 H6 E0 u: qOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?4 }4 l7 W/ C* J6 \
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 }  O; f7 C% iOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" ~( A' n" D* m3 o- HBoy: Okay.
. n* O1 X% ^. r+ l3 X: M! Q$ ZOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?; x2 f/ R. G% u8 ?1 Z
Boy: I have take aways.
% t8 J9 r, S1 I6 W, JOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' I& k2 @% _4 C* Y8 o7 sBoy: Yeah.
* m& X3 F' P1 d$ j* FOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( [8 d4 L9 ~& pBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.9 z7 t2 m6 }1 Y' k
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 B4 F+ U7 H+ M9 X" aBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?$ c$ h/ Q4 _' g
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
5 Y4 I) n& B6 I/ X& m8 _Operator: No. How old are you?
+ K" O% L" T2 l" `$ SBoy: I’m only 4., l1 F# p* F, ~; }
Operator: 4!
: S2 R  |8 x/ j* A0 G/ U8 x! n$ hBoy: Yeah.
  Z5 k/ J2 l, a3 J( P! u$ VOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)5 W3 O$ @" z' ?2 Q8 {- N
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- t% y3 {$ `/ o" K: zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?1 t- V0 V3 z; s. K7 d2 M
Boy: 5.6 J2 o9 V) ~* q4 T( t
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!+ B% t4 G" Y' t/ O9 Y" l
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- V( S  S; k7 y4 bWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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$ w  n  o# K2 t( U) EBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.' z# l. c% n5 n
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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