4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 `( N6 t* I6 I8 W8 e. bBoy: Yeah I need some help.
' Z+ T/ X- J1 x" XOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
4 F) }3 l; s  r  J" A7 R2 O' tOperator: With your mouth?
  O- F, c. a% I3 X( @% V$ lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
, \8 q. B6 y) P; W* ^2 POperator: Sure. Where do you live?
) q/ A( x# d: l9 M. ABoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ W$ O* S3 G, R& C* jBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 i2 N; l: `# }" PBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
; b2 r! I7 B  U" |- m. jOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; x0 S! o( k; s6 [Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 E- @' Q* i! E+ jOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
' G/ Z$ n( p8 e/ G: o1 H2 C, wBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
: ]% Q0 @8 W; f: UOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ V4 ]! P% b- |- _; S( l( E6 nBoy: 5.
0 H! Y& O4 ]5 T& F+ kWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈