4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ H$ m9 ]% m! d6 Y& q5 IBoy: Yeah I need some help.
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( W# ?& J9 B( e/ \# XBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
' @4 b5 G( t$ Q9 s- _Boy: No with my math.
! W0 V9 M8 o- u) W0 I9 c" Z: q4 @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# g  I5 j0 _$ q7 rBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- ?+ ~: g) Z" z  {: ]3 j9 B, F2 R8 r. JOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: w* Y3 x, z7 }Boy: Okay.
+ y' o  d. Q4 b$ XOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
7 v8 w$ X5 ]9 lOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) F7 ^. G" g# M/ VOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! g" V- x% h+ w3 W; X1 r4 XBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
7 C) n* P% R" b9 d$ Z! e% v1 gBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
! c4 x" k  x" |$ p& ZOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
$ C* m& u9 r  z, h* n) @! UBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
- }0 ?# l) v  ]/ PWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
; ^7 y$ T9 d5 {6 M; i8 RBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈