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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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2 x5 B+ d: K8 Y1 |$ S2 G4 n1 H对话文字记录6 @5 D* P* b* A9 [- T/ [
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Operator: 911 emergencies.
( z; V3 n% L7 H7 i+ x8 l3 I) ~0 nBoy: Yeah I need some help.; F1 n6 v6 |9 V' [+ w; H/ _
Operator: What’s the matter?3 [" R+ ?/ ], o! [) b+ }( z( k
Boy: With my math.
2 w) ]. M( j  g) YOperator: With your mouth?# n& {: x! p  ?" m! M( d
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 ^+ H5 S: u8 b# w- lOperator: Sure. Where do you live?# z/ D: n" v4 b% V2 p
Boy: No with my math.
! w2 @" d" i6 f! ^Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 W1 W6 [& L( e- E0 M: C" `# aBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone., x3 v# i9 A. F# e" H6 I+ }
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.- R" }6 W# X  f$ o
Boy: Okay.% m5 S" G# o% @- {; a' U! e
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?( B; H$ Y; `* m  g# t6 C
Boy: I have take aways.
. w. W# y/ u" @- {* |  YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
; `7 n* w. p4 b1 ~6 j" t: @Boy: Yeah.
; O$ k2 n) X% d3 w  L; wOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ g3 O: B7 P( O8 A0 \Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.) R0 @& R8 u  `* m( T4 J
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.& {; R3 P7 ^  q4 B
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
* B1 g1 q: L* l$ F: Z8 ^" I- |Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?' k% f% S- B; v/ }' ~; S
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 r9 b. m; W9 UOperator: No. How old are you?
4 A- d. g4 V  d3 W3 c' M# M" LBoy: I’m only 4.1 z# \! J& L% Y4 Z
Operator: 4!
5 I4 V; w; K, x/ R- dBoy: Yeah.
3 v) o9 `1 A2 C0 IOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
) k5 z% I8 G/ b5 Y0 n- t4 JBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.# \; Q5 R! }' r9 M% L( E% e8 G
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?% s  U2 Q  D7 H, A# `
Boy: 5.9 `, F6 r: y) ]4 A
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, p' ~6 G3 F( {* ^3 E3 c4 qBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.% h, U% |$ g, U/ H: i; H
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# u0 C! f& Y* W- H: {% POperator: It’s the mother…$ G+ N! L& ?( o) I0 N+ N1 d
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# K; {8 L$ ^% H2 Q0 UWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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