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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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+ x+ S3 ?- b9 i% z& I  FOperator: 911 emergencies.
! H, i5 t/ w4 D. PBoy: Yeah I need some help.
& ^9 R3 L' O: S+ V% i2 B, \Operator: What’s the matter?
: y- H* H- L4 X  O4 l, W7 q7 O# SBoy: With my math.
* }% Z' w0 V6 d5 eOperator: With your mouth?% k3 S' c, T+ K, B3 ]6 t8 f1 ?$ i
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
) C8 [: Y3 f) bOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ u5 w; K) k! }2 _6 W% i# `Boy: No with my math.3 f$ a* W: U1 a! p
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?/ A" y& i$ _' L5 w, c% G8 N! Z' B
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.) A0 J  O" r& d; R8 r0 m
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.3 Z2 a! n2 D  V" _4 A0 e* I
Boy: Okay.. O: d9 ]5 \4 _9 R! Y
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?# M7 @; Q/ j0 m  O! `4 m
Boy: I have take aways./ z9 b. |0 F) z7 E% N* X  c
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( F* p; J, B5 S2 U) B" h) F8 QBoy: Yeah.) Z5 ?/ a2 e( Q" P6 t( H
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
! E6 ]8 K! p; S9 ~Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 I2 R4 P5 t$ X# |2 ]' K% h* VOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.8 C; J" u  V9 `# K9 z  b# q  x1 e
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 {/ ?- k0 g+ d& w8 X% U9 z- h3 z7 g. v1 TOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?4 i0 p$ O7 Q8 ^, P: \4 Q

  y& a4 z6 q. b3 e0 ^2 yBoy: I don’t know, 1.
# U- i* Y" R2 V% a5 M6 X8 l3 v# J  MOperator: No. How old are you?8 d, k4 v4 B$ _& Y: n
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ k3 b5 W& O# u4 S( t  D; cOperator: 4!3 L; y: v# W& x4 s- |
Boy: Yeah.
4 u! x- G6 O( F4 N( H9 yOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)* m9 f1 h2 H& D4 S, N( w
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
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Boy: 5.7 \) y" T- L7 f3 W
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!, S$ k8 I8 a5 X( B0 ~+ h
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* T2 Q0 U! G* U% s5 B" @# w1 w9 {1 @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
: V0 K' J; G1 x& @" S+ jOperator: It’s the mother…
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Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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