4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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  ^" m& K' K# [7 D4 L' [Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 _2 ]( `* q7 C! kBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  N2 d( s; f( |( r1 ROperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
; C- s# ^; T! Y( j. \. ^( A; nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ q! L- T9 {% G* ?$ A! ~  cOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
% t) H3 d6 z2 ]$ H0 N( EOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  F( @! h; _; JBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ l8 S) u+ [0 o0 ]( P% y+ SBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
: Y, E7 B4 ^% e  ?Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

4 N7 q! F, _, u. Q* j6 ~Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
' r3 Q1 \% W! g* I9 C; |Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 V! y# o3 x( c; `# U: t0 wBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
0 ^2 Z- m7 q3 ?  Y, F" [3 BOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
: ^% c. V/ O; k0 g5 FOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈