4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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# v7 I7 w' r! S- R7 C% gOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
! W% X3 D7 Q: QBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
) k3 f) U& ~! `6 B1 cBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 V% c4 h& a8 G% zOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
; X: a* R; P. H4 d  x/ ]( ?4 ROperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- l; e/ u) b, P, m$ BBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 }  a) {8 E; H0 w* r" i# m6 hOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; q0 V: u, s9 a% |; K" ]. oBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
  I6 e' N0 Y3 P# l  Z9 K3 fOperator: No. How old are you?
+ [2 R* O, J- |6 _) H4 |Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
( y1 h0 T9 c' p% y1 q& SBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
" x, M$ j+ j' z0 r- W, E1 uBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 y3 x6 h6 {! x, HBoy: 5.
# }* a: q4 ]3 gWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: L" k0 Z, _5 i; k+ I1 Y: jWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 ^5 O/ H* A. }Operator: It’s the mother…
; ~0 X* `5 B  T2 C2 E7 Y* kBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈