4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 e2 S  j8 G5 k* R8 AOperator: 911 emergencies.
" f- C* j) `8 `4 H, P2 i* F/ ]Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
) R9 e. {& y3 eOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 M8 |/ ^6 ~- A2 K9 HBoy: No with my math.
( v, D9 o6 j/ L" T  g, |5 vOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 C) R/ [# W' |6 U8 y3 DBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 @0 b/ T! `6 S) [2 y4 P: A5 iBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 F0 @: z0 Y: M4 r  M2 FBoy: I have take aways.
5 v- v. o  |4 t, ^) LOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) p& h" W; ?5 FOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
, g; A" y/ Z0 i: z- Z5 ABoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, [; @! v2 q0 I1 |% X* L& l; E" g5 KOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
" w6 B$ X9 y4 C2 h# q5 S; S1 `Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
" \3 H  X/ A# U* Y6 j  d# [Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈