4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 E0 [! y' L; FOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
1 g0 ]3 S( A, w& S$ c; bBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" s1 e$ v, w0 ?+ @* ?: }Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 E8 B  n0 X6 Q; L% [2 I; s4 R$ L8 b  sBoy: No with my math.
' g4 H* G2 Y3 I: b* N! ^Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
4 z8 m5 x" u+ DBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  [5 T$ t( Z* Q0 BOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 _1 [* i& R' GBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
8 F2 T* X- n& a- j0 H6 ]5 SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
; u2 ~- _3 V3 ]: j0 n  {1 NBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 [8 O9 m, t: X, Y3 C! K0 g" A- MOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
9 r: P  \* g, K4 S$ L" ZBoy: Yeah.
2 `: c3 m9 ?- k! `7 ~! `, FOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. l4 X2 y( |7 N* w% U' t1 l( `& EOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
5 }) I) v" S8 p$ f9 l7 WWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 u9 f$ d2 r9 B3 IBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ z/ J4 x. i6 h! G4 ~Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
: \7 d# b+ k. b0 `6 UWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈