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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% b3 J8 N  i( I( |* YBoy: Yeah I need some help.
, ~7 ~, B( C3 y7 m3 G' s7 JOperator: What’s the matter?' t, t" U( J  P  M- |
Boy: With my math.$ v6 r( {- N, i* D" \* h
Operator: With your mouth?( n; A) P  t/ Q: s3 V# \. y% z& b
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: v/ w* c- A. C' }: IOperator: Sure. Where do you live?) L$ k' e& `. Z+ @" W; p: S
Boy: No with my math.
0 q- W6 \1 i8 HOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, _5 Y& T, j, y7 e7 ZBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, ?& Z6 B& C, u7 N6 hOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ d' I, T5 f3 B! R7 hBoy: Okay.
! c0 F9 F, S3 e! c" S3 R( _Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?9 D6 l% Z+ s5 J4 r, p
Boy: I have take aways.3 i: _% ^. X1 t; X+ ^+ c% L
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" D: p& C% G2 J. fBoy: Yeah.. U$ A" s6 u: e! W$ M
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 k  Z+ h; {* m. |Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.- e9 ?+ t2 l$ {7 e5 r! h
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is., p6 ?) N4 Q* x5 M, [% H  `
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?! ?, s% |; J9 y7 l
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?! D) t1 l; v" j  {( ?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.3 p5 D- n9 D# M6 D' A, ~
Operator: No. How old are you?4 R+ |7 H8 ]3 E# `( E4 ^; O. z- A
Boy: I’m only 4.8 `4 D" o( D0 d% }- ?
Operator: 4!
& M, G1 {9 o: C! [8 o( W1 tBoy: Yeah.: S8 }# a) Z$ c/ e, H6 z. T1 {/ Y
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)8 ]- z( x- E$ i- A
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 K; `; L/ Q- p0 uOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?( I0 v: V1 z$ @& M* v
Boy: 5.
6 F. n  O' B0 x( V0 Y* O7 nWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" F8 @, H9 {1 YBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& `3 T! g: z9 X" j  H* ^/ _Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?- t0 E# U0 f" ?& E' d( @
Operator: It’s the mother…2 I- j/ u* k% ^# F7 o
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody./ O: n6 O; ^4 {/ N, U
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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