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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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# v4 t( y$ j0 j$ m5 K5 t, ZOperator: 911 emergencies.
( C1 d8 ]9 _! q8 h1 s3 xBoy: Yeah I need some help.
$ {( b; Z8 T" C. y$ v' YOperator: What’s the matter?. V& f( f# H% M) K$ f
Boy: With my math." l: r1 |0 U7 z' B
Operator: With your mouth?
. |9 a" j# S0 x7 {3 a/ ]Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 i4 F+ H& Q8 \3 G6 g3 vOperator: Sure. Where do you live?; z& F8 h4 O: y  _  K
Boy: No with my math.
7 I8 H4 D& _9 f6 {4 I) O% o+ aOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?8 P3 B. _+ M* Q( _
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. |* m  ~5 y$ n& x# X. g* l  TOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you./ m" I- _- ]" ]8 h
Boy: Okay.
. p  M3 Z4 `( d+ h7 N( FOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 [$ F+ j+ ~% a5 C7 BBoy: I have take aways.# d, m' x0 k( n% R+ W# f: f
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways./ {, k) P, O* L1 o. z# m9 s; R+ s
Boy: Yeah.4 E# L2 m1 ~9 l- f1 v' A: T: P
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; ?0 t, J$ P& g# U3 g; @& A/ zBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ v6 s/ X# L1 V. dOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 ~" x1 e/ |1 _Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?& T& R9 M( `8 t8 I9 t5 w9 V
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?, K# g& F/ {  d  e' l1 y

( N( K' E- c! l. P- ^: [Boy: I don’t know, 1.0 q7 X$ z; [6 _
Operator: No. How old are you?
4 v0 @/ g6 l$ B" mBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
  Q. I. P7 L' B4 R4 h% g6 yOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
0 ]9 J/ |& G8 q- `) p" A) eBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
5 {+ o5 U0 G1 W6 y8 F( VOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* I' x. @6 V, \/ Y! m7 U' NBoy: 5.
& Y* i5 t9 G/ x% b9 JWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!( K: Y% ]6 ^* F2 n( @. Y2 B
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) v) a; P5 c$ q9 |% U. Q5 lWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 f0 @! y! X9 d, C: [Operator: It’s the mother…% q6 C7 s  ~7 w
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.3 {% Q3 |$ g1 [5 A+ d3 H: e
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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