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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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8 Q1 L! ]6 V) {+ y* }1 W  X- mOperator: 911 emergencies.- d/ w0 n' f) {$ M
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
8 U+ [- |6 a8 t9 ^' rOperator: What’s the matter?# M3 x3 D; N' v, ?0 ?6 z5 }
Boy: With my math.
0 _; [; @9 G: XOperator: With your mouth?
* t* j( l. o! l/ B8 g; `Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: M/ R% W2 z  y+ SOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 F, z! I% q5 y' r$ o7 FBoy: No with my math.
" z9 }9 t- }& MOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?6 A8 c# D2 T! B' x! g
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. t% E6 l) h+ u5 ^Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you./ }: B$ A, u1 h0 M, Q- l5 V. V# Y
Boy: Okay.8 b' w" W7 t) {- L
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?/ r" x* d6 T  T; A7 W, W/ p* v
Boy: I have take aways.
1 G7 J/ k; \* Y% {Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) t# S+ Y' a7 _Boy: Yeah.
' P4 {+ P: @/ ?Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. t% C! Q/ j4 z2 J" q* }Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.: v8 d+ Y5 z6 Q) Z* F7 e1 Q
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.  ~. g9 J0 \) d( _
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?* V& @5 Y7 h  R( |
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?" _# o1 S1 ]! b4 s# @2 c- K

6 u- U$ K5 h2 J( U7 K6 W, OBoy: I don’t know, 1.1 p" X( t: {9 a. y$ g9 `6 A
Operator: No. How old are you?5 P4 Y" e  w" f, E
Boy: I’m only 4.* A% S' f9 X. ?
Operator: 4!$ j/ o0 ?$ `7 b' h9 _+ Z' _
Boy: Yeah.
# M* Y/ b% J! l0 }Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
/ ^% v5 }0 f) j+ L4 S8 k# XBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.6 K' I. w' ~% b/ @$ v3 n
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
5 g$ P% N1 h! T! L* l; XBoy: 5.2 j/ ~- r& N2 R# b; D
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!; l  a1 }/ X; E' S6 n
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math./ w* y2 ?5 K' ?# T$ V2 n
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?$ V4 Y  U6 [$ x
Operator: It’s the mother…1 K/ g" e" E$ |2 W  G' O) H  X
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.% O3 V* H/ I7 V# d. ?" ^- _9 [" j
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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