4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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6 Q! v3 ?. C+ ~, M+ y& Z$ tOperator: 911 emergencies.
) l8 W5 m) {3 e0 ~Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
# j) i. J) L3 z* n* n0 |- VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
( t6 _" @3 p: COperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
& X6 j$ O/ V8 t% m9 C( n& `# yOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ _9 S+ g) N; h8 G1 |. M3 y9 {  rBoy: Yeah.
) h6 W. F8 F+ }, G- TOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 q" a* I3 p/ B& [- L( ~" eBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ F0 K+ O6 w* q6 V5 {! H7 i- hOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 B% [; E  Y, _/ j* uBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 C. t) I2 Y6 jOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
7 A; u2 r- H5 N/ ~1 b3 j- aBoy: Yeah.
1 h! Q1 v' u  b( P& aOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
  K( j) ^9 ~$ c: q2 [Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- o$ ]7 T1 @6 w( IOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈