4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
) @+ V! B. ?! |Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
7 W- v+ j5 ?0 s. H/ aBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 K: m, S7 l# v7 iBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ z+ T" j( e6 wBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
+ }0 r2 F) ?0 O+ P" A1 p. h4 D. `Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
7 p$ y* T% g! [# B9 g7 H! d; ]) POperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ |# u. v( |$ i* T+ e$ mBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 [. U9 U+ ^& V" Q% jOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
  }2 L* k6 y8 Q0 r; s# ?, y" H/ ?Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
& @; C3 R* z1 F  D4 Z( DBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
8 m7 y, Q) C  Q$ lBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
/ _* g5 q: J2 n, DWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
$ p5 K! j) ?( k  k9 T1 S" H. IBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 @* q$ O  A" T& x  s8 uOperator: It’s the mother…
5 d% {5 r% I/ ^; p7 d+ XBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈