4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
; X: h  }$ L% I6 l2 o6 lBoy: With my math.
; y0 C7 D+ a( U) c% x: c$ R" ^4 ]Operator: With your mouth?
1 Z3 k. X  p+ H, j" SBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
, K& I$ N# M$ Y. D! |) c2 g1 `Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ m( `$ @) @/ g6 _; s2 IBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 {4 C$ H5 a- M! y) M5 K6 Z1 lOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
9 P+ T8 b" R6 i7 s) c# hBoy: Okay.
5 Z( B' P5 ~# o$ v5 Y$ }9 n' U" h* J8 dOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" y( z/ Q) d6 s9 G0 H- ?; EBoy: I have take aways.
* x( q" u7 ?6 t+ qOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' ~% W: ?  R$ a# e; j8 IBoy: Yeah.
7 u- f1 }9 ]8 M- Y: yOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
3 Z. T0 b  ^! s8 F- O" a6 J/ k1 I& J' hBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 M) {. J8 ^7 x' S7 VOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
: w7 F; @; K8 ROperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
5 c6 c4 r" B7 W0 N/ sOperator: 4!
3 G) ^' H) R0 K3 C0 oBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
- I: e; X/ `5 C( \6 t# ?) \Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& @2 \  a+ T; {! Y: Y7 \% ]Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 q3 \/ S+ U9 B: EBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ n2 c7 k2 D5 S4 o4 C' s6 M# H8 [( yBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈