4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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6 Q; ?3 D* S/ g& |Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
8 u0 z' l; \5 P* b7 ], bBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
3 ?- E8 Q& j+ u- q0 |0 [: ]Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 T7 H. h1 f$ ^% ?$ \Boy: I have take aways.
" }/ z6 G( p- \" O7 b# y% Y; mOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
$ j8 O5 S: E& u9 `4 U7 hBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 |) d7 c; l. x  \' M9 AOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
% `3 m+ O; T6 x5 [7 u5 m2 kOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
6 d# C9 l+ G! h. P+ LBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
3 k& h8 V& C9 H. w6 ?9 e( ]Boy: Yeah.
4 k0 S8 J% |! s* W. z- a% ?Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ U  o' S4 g! F* g! f  @# }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ e2 w2 J7 W( L: N% L( O8 SWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈