4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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0 N- a6 B/ Z9 L; T) P( P6 F8 N1 K# OOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
$ Q+ A. l) T/ Y# X2 i; `" OOperator: What’s the matter?
0 g8 l2 m7 T/ I, C! H4 {- u: z+ xBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
& _* m4 N( C! _# ?2 V: G; i3 VBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. l' j- O# S, V5 m3 n- }# EOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
: l& a# w' l* H1 ^8 MBoy: No with my math.
. A" i; J* L$ \) Z/ [% GOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 t2 u5 z& C5 L4 a$ W; ~! B. H* p+ [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! a6 `9 l0 t3 u9 V8 MBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 x% y' G* {( oBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 f  ]  w1 z* Z7 x4 A4 OBoy: Yeah.
  e  J5 i" f. X% xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
' o0 S( N, ?9 c6 `* E: W" c/ `) r7 XOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
4 d3 _. R# b" eBoy: I’m only 4.
8 g& t7 r: l  P8 ~. X% pOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
; t" P. x# R+ p4 X+ {Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ H3 v+ J" Z0 E5 ~; G; pBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 z" c# p( g6 Z. nOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
- t+ U& k) v, A/ _% O/ sBoy: 5.
6 D$ `0 R' p1 N7 l; |, M' j! DWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) e4 A/ f, u$ ?7 M. ]% NBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( {/ D# z+ I1 N+ b+ D" `% V  t9 VOperator: It’s the mother…
/ R7 Z3 V/ I# ?$ Q- Z  ~$ a: u. dBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈