4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 y1 _# Q3 b4 K% s4 Z. LOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
6 V8 O$ ]! b0 `: T& c/ TOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& p( w, {, b0 z2 f% `; z- B. YBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
, G  K; H; R' e7 UOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) f/ {. m! K" D4 _9 uBoy: I have take aways.
* ?) A9 T$ O! W4 \* y5 nOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' H) ]; h9 s' ]' Q+ L0 |- d. KBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 _3 _7 p# L) s; fBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
0 V5 v9 L9 b9 D# s. _; f2 Y  h# Y* bBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
$ f, U# w- w4 D  E9 ?/ KOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
" K7 p! z) ~/ E: k/ `Operator: 4!
( D. L& P: P# U7 v) x! E. o* W- A2 dBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
9 v% V. c. p7 R8 L$ Q' ?Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
6 d1 \4 i3 [" A" x1 @) E* r! eBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; j$ K7 h" A5 U, u9 c; mWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈