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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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2 @. Z* x5 L! X7 ^$ VOperator: 911 emergencies.5 Q. c, e, o8 |; E# a/ A
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
3 c( Q& ?( c6 G: r) [! _Operator: What’s the matter?
, [; e; }. p9 N3 e( vBoy: With my math.
/ H$ u/ r4 a+ m% w+ E& x9 n' iOperator: With your mouth?
% c' U" E* F' ?: g5 V" V! FBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?" b6 k0 u- d# N- u1 N5 T8 o7 }
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?4 Z- E, z. _% s! q. N
Boy: No with my math.
$ \- b( }% r3 ?3 z5 ?Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?9 Q( h' k3 i# P( U5 `
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.+ s2 N0 B, ?- g- Z9 W. M
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.( ~! h: [& M3 y% v
Boy: Okay.
6 {; g2 q+ E, I; l' F9 z' jOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?- H; N6 R5 `2 ^
Boy: I have take aways.
9 @- ]3 r, r3 C7 |' HOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.$ C) m& s$ z. E" f, G
Boy: Yeah.5 y9 Z) }8 T9 b3 [- S0 z1 c
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?& p3 X7 P  E* Y! U* H0 m7 V  F
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 K  Q  c, S- ?  _, x) hOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' i# Q6 g3 S! lBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 E, Y9 f4 X1 d( O( F2 sOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?6 s' X2 w* c& w6 ^" F* k
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
1 f: l6 @% W, X# x8 d  nOperator: No. How old are you?
* |" O! f1 h! D( i( g/ ZBoy: I’m only 4.
7 a3 S8 Y# d/ O- v5 |! p2 Z, dOperator: 4!9 _9 L' Q7 w" r4 z7 l! p
Boy: Yeah.
3 H* t1 _  r5 IOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)6 t1 ?# V6 M; ^
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.: @: j% F4 ~& ~+ l6 x3 b/ w! d
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?: i/ h& {( S) s& a/ p
Boy: 5.
' V2 b* R) C( S+ Y* S: yWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!9 \  A# z4 k) o
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! @$ B9 c, X- v- K/ f& nWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?, y. z4 `# p5 j" h7 F
Operator: It’s the mother…# B9 [* I) p4 K4 K6 _7 e& o
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; h8 g9 f6 p+ \. h0 f5 t( `  O' ^Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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