4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
# L* C  U: U; r- TBoy: Yeah I need some help.
  z0 D: U5 H# j* OOperator: What’s the matter?
' `- a; U. ~( s: UBoy: With my math.
; v, C: v+ n9 p$ a" Y" GOperator: With your mouth?
( w9 B5 s6 m/ r' J  \Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
; ~7 f/ Q; a; k$ w' g* @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 i$ @3 p' q, z- ^3 |* Q) YOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) v/ J  v: C# J/ ]- ~* ?Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
9 ^) H/ a1 I' h3 F4 C% |$ ?Boy: I have take aways.
. U% Y2 P* d  `& l# [Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
: Z/ o  L/ C% T) Z/ i. cOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* Q) b2 Q# T$ Y0 V$ V# @* C/ t! dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 L; z7 H- W  TOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
1 p4 F" V# z! s6 Q8 Q; u& k% YOperator: 4!
6 ]' @+ T* I3 @# gBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* P& @' m2 a3 IOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
9 [2 u9 G3 K* E1 @, y  wBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
  X) e& G/ N& W4 h3 HBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈