4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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  f: m) h1 Z: L  A& JOperator: 911 emergencies.
; b/ R% ~2 ~! a8 Y$ c+ `( N; xBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
% t, I% E! ]0 ?0 r+ xBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 N! _7 g' j3 n2 E6 S6 o& I2 ?& x- ?* z/ eOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
  F/ G& Y& K5 J- ?# tOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 ^0 @& @6 S- POperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
, Q+ y! L0 c( {# uBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! |3 n% R/ ?1 U2 ^+ [6 xBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 x: L6 L3 a; Y* ]9 `Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

1 N* _/ d' O8 k& c2 d2 X9 _3 `6 GBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
% m2 Z7 E2 I3 o% ROperator: 4!
) S' e8 r+ h0 \1 k& O4 U6 vBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" m$ A% Q' v% [Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
) ?  x1 D) n" NWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
: Y$ @' S2 f$ Q8 h6 ^2 F+ LBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
% X  e+ a( ~; U3 l& s; N1 h2 h( lWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
. Y6 P; v8 r" c1 Q* {3 `Operator: It’s the mother…
/ z$ x; H. A9 _$ m) GBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 H5 g' ~8 G: uWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈