4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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" Z1 Y5 E# T$ N3 T4 ]8 u/ ROperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
2 D/ A9 H; P8 \' q" `  \Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 `7 n  h; M7 b4 H3 W4 S, MOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 m3 B; u/ a. F" V9 ]5 i' IBoy: No with my math.
$ N1 N0 f* }9 e  I% \Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
& Y4 m# O! I; r2 s' `Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
, v% }; [. v" q! MBoy: Okay.
8 J/ I- S5 Y* D$ Q! U1 J, vOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 ]2 V" l. t1 R: }0 LBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 ~- T7 q$ B/ x5 g2 o3 \/ uOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
$ `6 P. {& z: u) h$ W2 @Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
" G& }) }1 P) I# C/ |# S2 v' v& A9 ~Operator: 4!
. K) I% e) G! i% rBoy: Yeah.
4 Y2 b4 _: ^' J! l9 H5 DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
! z5 I: I, x  ?. M( pBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 }9 V9 B8 f# Q; B2 q  r' ^, @4 }0 [Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. p: A. n7 o( [3 V8 FWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈