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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) v; M% i2 A/ DBoy: Yeah I need some help.
8 x! b3 n; ]6 d- A1 X- i& \4 OOperator: What’s the matter?
9 k# p& [: E: [) A, {! y9 X, ?# LBoy: With my math.
0 |1 h; i( S4 C! |7 dOperator: With your mouth?
9 o" ~& B! f! x, K; s( \% ?" rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' J% {! N1 m( FOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 D" d1 b0 B8 N3 Q- Q) }. [5 }/ u8 dBoy: No with my math./ j: ~9 D# Z' h) F: p" m3 ^! F
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) Z% R1 P  G" @9 d' Q- `# QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 z$ u* C& |5 QOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.8 p+ S# _) k  h7 v6 L! X8 X+ N
Boy: Okay., s: Y' `% F$ S4 p! ?$ F' u
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- g+ o- R4 i' P1 o- S; K, a' J# _/ [Boy: I have take aways.
) v. F* x3 d# c. ~" xOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 t- e7 r0 m* V- PBoy: Yeah.
/ J" g! f/ E$ v9 o" z: xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
- w, Z0 e3 Z! LBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.& o) v% H  e7 D, q& g4 `% O& J
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.# S6 t; y+ Q1 z4 x; p' w
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ g3 N1 {- a: _/ i# ]Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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1 }( y: A% }5 v/ [7 }' FBoy: I don’t know, 1.6 u& S4 r' T0 Z# W
Operator: No. How old are you?' u: Q( x+ M# j' M
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.9 b$ A+ x9 g. U( }
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
& q* s1 z8 v, {% iBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- Y6 X$ p' W8 m  w: o# BOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 C4 i0 G" d2 X6 \5 l& J9 EBoy: 5.
; D* J2 O. [( D4 q  }1 ]Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!. j- B( \. e4 a+ V" `  L; z& t1 G
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math." S4 G. h- Q$ v( F) @& L
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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3 o$ @5 |3 n4 TBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody., w& x, {2 k% ^- m$ [
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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