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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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3 v1 [& Z2 R! R3 J  JOperator: 911 emergencies.% |% \& b* F1 g% X% C" ^; A; d" ?5 S
Boy: Yeah I need some help.( K8 X. k1 `4 n: c9 c1 f
Operator: What’s the matter?
( j) T& m$ ?% w! s. ~Boy: With my math.
1 V$ ]# w+ b& j+ h. I0 y2 z7 bOperator: With your mouth?
0 r/ q, i1 t; c* P  F$ }6 Z8 RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?% R+ B8 W3 w2 D  }5 [0 c. [
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?8 b& P! s& l; u3 e* J# O
Boy: No with my math.2 a* p/ R$ I) J. m. |! o/ z! J
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
7 h" F( Y4 m$ n9 w( lBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- v" a* p& p/ t: L2 L' M: y" VOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ o( W  K0 V3 s- ABoy: Okay.$ w( d  K( Y1 H* G4 c' G! o
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 f( v) ?2 F. jBoy: I have take aways.) _! {4 G2 h) b  n
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' s4 R3 p+ |9 j/ `# fBoy: Yeah.
0 @& g1 ?  R/ t' \" z- @  C& ZOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?' ?4 L3 Y; F4 _3 I" R3 g' P
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.( v7 H3 X+ ^  a. X( w
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
( C: s5 i5 j7 m: Y) FBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?! L) Y$ w- E; |) c
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.* i! z' c. v+ P; S6 Y
Operator: No. How old are you?5 }& I+ _" b  _+ J6 q( O. q7 ~) l
Boy: I’m only 4.' Y5 k  a) H5 o. n) G1 V  `. G
Operator: 4!7 q8 m! @  L" U7 o2 k! p
Boy: Yeah.3 B" f( S8 t9 [5 H3 o) {
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)7 |: L5 @8 ^+ v( `5 u- ]
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.4 V( c7 L. W9 o5 {2 m2 t
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?6 z$ h6 Z- q2 C" Q7 L
Boy: 5.
0 v! D0 ]6 ?6 T3 A. k+ E2 c  |Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!, p- t: E- h( r8 h2 u/ `6 h
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.) x- D3 ?+ F& q- l
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
% s) D! R+ p8 E; qOperator: It’s the mother…0 R5 b7 f; I! I8 a0 F  {
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; |2 J# [" ~. j" V( \Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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