4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
$ r: [' ]7 s3 p2 Z' q8 tBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
- w1 Y6 h( z2 z$ a* RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 \; z; |8 }9 x( O! m5 R+ [Boy: I have take aways.
9 C5 n  z- Z- y4 A1 TOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% A# t4 \! E: K5 ^% pBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ N4 v/ A# ~# uBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
8 D8 [3 y; `3 POperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

+ c2 ^3 c- w! d+ ?# s8 u" j% K/ rBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
) k# p/ h1 K# Z% JBoy: I’m only 4.
0 G6 z4 F7 e3 J( vOperator: 4!
1 h7 p" m/ K# g" i# E. _Boy: Yeah.
+ y$ g% U) y8 s2 ^3 [Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
, l3 z2 J6 J+ X. i% E  O9 w- m6 P7 OBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
  w  u6 y/ s9 k) n' l4 ~! y0 GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
9 u- S- K7 b0 L4 bOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈