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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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  V9 {5 F" a6 t* z' ~$ sOperator: 911 emergencies.* z1 o3 w8 \4 F; `! V' H
Boy: Yeah I need some help.: p6 m4 k1 A0 D+ ^& a. w6 f7 i5 B
Operator: What’s the matter?
/ S7 v2 A+ V! c1 |) ^  lBoy: With my math.4 {5 i& _6 J, A1 g$ [) D7 p
Operator: With your mouth?  H$ Z5 a. C+ Z. I" t
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; L  |' A/ u% J; s5 `) i& @Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 Q6 u* F, l& G. C& Q* a. k5 K# ^Boy: No with my math.3 C; D3 Z4 ]) J6 ~" Q% ]
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 m! K+ L" r# r" k/ BBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.: [, x+ B1 ]7 i+ V6 K  i1 N+ T
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you." K% C1 @7 S0 Q  |% p1 D/ p
Boy: Okay.
5 j% X+ ~2 N+ T6 r+ `. C4 cOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?' t! E% C9 G3 X4 n
Boy: I have take aways.
5 p9 u' ^) b9 t% P; [Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( d$ X9 ^9 ?, M% E4 zBoy: Yeah.- C) x% L% j. _
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 t7 ~. g# O/ E# F% m8 Q; H* {) JBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.# @/ V/ [5 J# G; Y" ?+ p
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 w: \4 v+ b4 x- F0 |" nBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, h/ k) r$ a! pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?' ?1 t. H& X2 \( k0 Z& X

% E# D: g* d9 O) fBoy: I don’t know, 1.
- }# p5 l) }* t2 ]! n1 G& qOperator: No. How old are you?5 ~0 m0 S) z9 q, J7 K
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ T" y+ H9 i4 s3 ~Operator: 4!2 U; f' F. ^5 K; K3 _3 H9 j; M
Boy: Yeah.
# i, A: i, r. f2 Q# p. kOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈): ^) |+ j1 I4 B$ T
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 Z  c2 `( H1 v5 b3 F0 R- M) nOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?% y% `$ Q" Y. x: P8 F2 _* C# Z4 v
Boy: 5.8 h1 A* S7 _6 P, v
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) r6 X4 R/ _' l& D1 }& B) NBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.7 Z6 _4 [7 Q* p/ P1 [: j& L7 Q; l$ \
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?# }7 G3 ]. o" G: N  X
Operator: It’s the mother…. [7 ^1 i8 u) @3 z: {* }
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.2 J7 p# z& ^' D9 c, @
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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