4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 {% c" s3 B; K2 K* q+ ZOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
/ ?1 D, c. m. K+ `" i  I/ ROperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
' V/ X% p- Z4 h$ QBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
' B8 Y- F$ q9 i8 KBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
4 a: q6 `+ @, u* IBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, f( z) F# z4 B# |" e  D8 ZOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! q( p. A+ ?8 X) r" {Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  |  H) G# r7 X( D& v! Y% KBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- ?/ l' s6 M% d; A4 }1 s  R$ EOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
# ?, r' ^! Q. fOperator: No. How old are you?
% b( x8 f0 h4 r. mBoy: I’m only 4.
3 [8 w- }) _* H% dOperator: 4!
- d' D5 Q7 @. M% c+ c% @1 hBoy: Yeah.
. v$ W4 v; `4 I; W" eOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
3 _5 D1 q$ R% O" yBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ R: G, X4 @4 FOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
! B# M7 r8 y: L& o  pBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( w- @# ?* p, K( P0 D, U. j% WBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 s. h% e% l) g/ R1 H: q. FWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
3 d$ _/ x9 ]  E. R$ pBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ q! q. H+ J/ ]' _( u2 N+ R) Z/ g5 y! lWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈