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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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9 X% A. H3 ~, P" H; d) E对话文字记录6 K4 A' o3 N) K8 [2 Q, {/ j+ c
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Operator: 911 emergencies.) x8 A1 L! c/ H4 \( Z
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
2 a& n+ n9 V- \* y: O4 z% oOperator: What’s the matter?0 D# N. Y' p4 z5 e6 }
Boy: With my math.# O2 M, o  C: a
Operator: With your mouth?5 a5 a( [4 U0 ?- M4 D
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& y* N; ~' V0 J4 V5 \6 G# }! z+ gOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* z* l+ G1 F; TBoy: No with my math.
- h: R$ p* v- w$ p% ^7 D2 r: KOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?2 y: }  M9 S% ~( K* a. N! c
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.( z% `- d& L- G1 ^2 f
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.8 a: K8 |; T) |2 S/ Y5 e
Boy: Okay.' n) q, p! V$ J- x1 L2 k
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  R1 b$ v! T& C- \* ]! u" pBoy: I have take aways.$ A4 d  q; Q* @+ W( w  Z9 k) W
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- c8 [& Z9 R. `  NBoy: Yeah.
: s" q, r) W9 s5 ]Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?9 s( T+ r5 E8 |/ c: v7 _0 O
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
& }; U$ z; F  Y" t+ b" T  SOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.5 u* q7 j6 U3 [9 M
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?6 H& I* q) q# d3 Y7 h5 c
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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1 S* y" ^" s6 i2 s$ h1 c$ a! bBoy: I don’t know, 1.# k9 L5 X. C( y2 S, T' ^
Operator: No. How old are you?* ?& A- H7 I( I3 V
Boy: I’m only 4.1 x/ ?" q2 b8 j: O+ t; V
Operator: 4!
# ?% J1 _' C4 I" Z7 {+ o8 b0 T; S# zBoy: Yeah.. n; C" `- j9 s8 y" y
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
+ y1 g# u0 W* Q7 ~" {Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! N- x% S) y" |; Z$ p: p9 sOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?) k$ u( k4 S+ j) ]- I1 o# K7 o4 C
Boy: 5.! c/ R: {% p; I, o) ^5 f9 `( G8 J
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!. n( b& M) D' X, }: t8 l9 `
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ I4 Y% y" Y4 p1 x8 CWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) l8 Y6 q/ {: k  \3 COperator: It’s the mother…
5 F- h9 W. W' a5 o# jBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( N" X6 ]- k$ I; y: W  wWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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