4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) v0 s. O" ?$ KBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
" |  t& E* s9 fBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
  V+ {  u) |8 ^' e3 U0 b- M2 J& WOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
; o3 F! f1 ?, O5 p4 B8 tOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 \8 {" s' ~% J( K1 L+ H$ }/ tBoy: Okay.
! q$ T' Q8 G- _9 kOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
+ P+ P7 ?9 `% [/ B1 z* OBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
" y1 Q" b% N4 z# ^Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 R# `6 ?6 P! U' E$ [  \5 y9 POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, c9 n" C: A6 T4 _3 V& L" KOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
) E* g7 ?" ^* R. i0 i: PBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ L1 k! X7 e. w/ }8 Y5 T# ?Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
: o: _: F# ~* x! \8 t% w0 H; XWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ M# _' R, H* d/ VWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈