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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.- t" Z' O/ ~" H: P
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
! i3 l$ A9 T8 }6 H7 H4 F) {1 COperator: What’s the matter?
1 U1 Y1 h  s  D: D, LBoy: With my math.
+ C: _0 x* {: |+ b0 t2 J+ OOperator: With your mouth?- |8 G* q( v1 A) I
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# b, }) \2 \/ q1 _8 G" s& eOperator: Sure. Where do you live?) Z# y0 V/ B) |3 @* t* y- u
Boy: No with my math.' ?* P) \5 }8 I# ~
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) V4 z, z! [# b/ l6 ?# T6 z5 UBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.& o7 L+ ]' ^% e/ C
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ O" _6 B' m3 sBoy: Okay.+ C, ?9 m! ?; M$ v. ]
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?5 O+ M) H8 b2 \7 ?
Boy: I have take aways.
* ~0 p# K# F: bOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, @5 M( {+ b' V( @9 e0 GBoy: Yeah.
: T6 u# Y5 f$ [: g1 M3 kOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) y* B1 [; a# P& P1 O  sBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ S% @+ o9 y+ G) H' ]Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 h/ ~7 w* Y+ m+ \" dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?4 B: J" D2 B3 A. P
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?; p/ \0 |5 T& }, i/ ~8 W7 }. F- g6 F
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.( R) ^2 z& M: ]& `9 v" U% C5 }
Operator: No. How old are you?
2 k! o. ?8 N2 |0 i* R& l5 ]Boy: I’m only 4.
: X# S7 U$ [( |: z$ m% S$ J$ B4 dOperator: 4!$ r8 D9 k' x" [0 D  `
Boy: Yeah.
7 u. u' s- R8 s  y* F6 T9 hOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈). X5 v$ Y9 W4 g8 f6 j5 ?1 `
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! a- b+ Q1 c. s4 b# |7 [6 E. M0 [Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?6 i5 J% y6 c* S7 I8 H' d
Boy: 5.
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9 y  k+ W1 F: p  n, YBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 o  w1 _6 M7 e- s4 |Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?9 z4 b+ u4 x7 Q6 l1 T3 Z2 Y: i
Operator: It’s the mother…; R, R! W; J4 h) D7 z9 r
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.6 h' f3 h$ f2 I0 |! Y9 B, @- E& x
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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