4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% A2 p) I7 |0 B) }2 mOperator: What’s the matter?
4 q( Q! @4 B' h2 UBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
; C3 Q) r7 E# ]: G0 [1 l$ }; pOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 ]& e; u  l9 g8 S) d, Q# VOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" K( r0 q8 }( E" f/ E  E) M' ZBoy: Okay.
, r) i$ r3 W8 j9 d$ ~Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
, X" C! j1 x% a) y  d+ OBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
- d1 x' E/ n0 gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ F9 E# J  |1 |/ I* QBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, G9 n+ J, d) v% v# j5 G' S- vOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
  w+ Y8 y9 ]% y2 T- `& _3 UBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 r9 g) S3 _* h8 m+ R+ m, iOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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( V5 ~: P) F# u8 S* }Boy: I don’t know, 1.
0 R! ^% ?) o3 H# C' zOperator: No. How old are you?
5 T7 N8 G- o# R' l) J$ p5 h+ PBoy: I’m only 4.
- I, w# Q5 I8 COperator: 4!
" f( P* P9 p  V  F  ]Boy: Yeah.
  p( h, L( T9 O4 ]. jOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
* g+ L! x; m  Z7 _6 A6 FBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  f9 x2 D5 [. t% p1 ~Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( S. @* s( P& E3 oBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( u9 w) m  S, @8 j. DWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 K, T+ F0 B1 A5 nOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈