4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: S3 Z& N: }: [4 x0 U# Z, cOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
* C4 `" q+ f! IOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# e6 C/ n* C  t! W7 P2 u- D7 {Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 v( z2 ^4 |) C7 n! \Boy: Okay.
, B1 h1 x' U- f/ hOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 p3 o5 l; I+ p& F7 q& s" G/ B/ ^Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
  c, R0 n" L' L9 {/ Z: ROperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
0 L. X* r& U/ H) U4 v4 V* e" DOperator: No. How old are you?
  |. W# w' x& ^Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. h: o) E$ t1 `5 k( N: Q7 GOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 _' D/ N) w+ X$ Q! I! hWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 V" ?. `3 ]% S! C2 m: ^0 MOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈