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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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' v4 R, U4 V8 I( d# n0 c0 {Operator: 911 emergencies.
- q+ U9 U5 x3 t9 hBoy: Yeah I need some help.7 V  B9 t2 W/ ]+ H
Operator: What’s the matter?: [4 {% ?; B! l' L5 T" B
Boy: With my math.# \+ A5 M: V6 p" Q# i9 j& P
Operator: With your mouth?
0 V1 x0 ~! E9 t6 m+ G! F/ |Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?; R( s- d8 p% ^5 c( g2 l9 o3 k
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?2 `0 H: T6 `& K& N
Boy: No with my math.' j3 U( @4 {" v3 M+ Y
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% l6 c" }# }& O: `* |Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 o0 ]; G0 k1 DOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.9 F( |9 V6 v6 K( K
Boy: Okay.
( \+ w) A( D- M2 V/ c6 K, DOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?& `& H5 s# x0 C5 q$ K* }
Boy: I have take aways.
6 }9 ?9 F2 |) [5 \- \Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 b: d1 G1 [. Q' t5 f3 I* C) o( VBoy: Yeah.! e% j) N# b, g
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?+ u/ c6 ^+ |, m! o9 O3 o' ]6 p2 `. f
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.( E2 u' O) |5 F
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) `' w; G7 Z8 \Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?& C& X. t% b4 N. U; _7 z2 J
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?+ P6 b7 j) g7 ?1 k7 H
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
! b, E. E+ P" XOperator: No. How old are you?
+ u, T' H# Y  @: q" t4 U& nBoy: I’m only 4.
' d: }2 q) t9 k% ZOperator: 4!
% _# {* w# l  {& o5 qBoy: Yeah.. V5 o# R6 N* P1 |: }
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)1 f9 K5 A  v( c) X8 k
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- C! F) y" d( V& s& t+ X& ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?$ `' s4 k/ C4 ~9 \3 R' }
Boy: 5.
2 |: ?& W2 A1 T) ?Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) H* u7 w4 a$ v; j7 ABoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.. K, x# S, W6 q3 [
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
: ~6 Q& T  y; r* a8 OOperator: It’s the mother…3 B0 b6 {4 J' Z( R9 x4 L8 x
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ b7 Z2 c0 T! m+ |Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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