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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.$ j( z# P, t6 [
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* {( V7 |( a( ~7 {2 POperator: What’s the matter?$ X. S+ I4 o6 M4 |9 ]- k6 M2 N) }( i
Boy: With my math.( |) `* y$ N+ L1 O
Operator: With your mouth?
' O' Z9 o# q1 bBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?7 C/ u1 G# I4 N7 ^9 p% b
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?8 U+ }: A3 U6 |: i' F; {
Boy: No with my math.
3 D6 X$ J# \% R9 Y# k1 Z& R  Y2 s* WOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?" N' Y, J; i9 v
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ |% F. ?) h0 P6 v- a# J3 rOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.2 s  k; {; u9 Y; b) q+ B; P& t
Boy: Okay.7 _* Q/ Q0 ^# n  h
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?. `: I$ O+ F  S  ^, z& E
Boy: I have take aways.
# O9 @% p5 e$ mOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  x' |7 d- T$ x. PBoy: Yeah.6 {  g# n9 u9 L7 v
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
: {* `4 l! J2 u& pBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ ]5 O3 O8 O8 E. W5 GOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 A& x3 e* a# E& z7 o  R% ]! p: vBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?: a+ \6 R. w; r
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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9 `0 }; [9 k% o8 kBoy: I don’t know, 1.6 \, {9 E7 f8 U4 G3 h( H; R2 t" D
Operator: No. How old are you?
% O0 R- @2 N2 @& f( H" ], X* w% uBoy: I’m only 4.3 m- g- _! B3 X( ?" P# I
Operator: 4!  @$ ?, ~3 l4 h
Boy: Yeah.9 R6 B- z4 y( z# ~& O8 k1 v) H
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
! m6 F4 v% t: q# b. G/ GBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( G9 \% {* z" B$ [# v8 W5 `Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 {) O8 o) W2 K0 XBoy: 5.9 d9 K' S: S+ R  s7 g
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!9 H( r5 n6 X. A0 f% P8 l
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" I/ l5 q! W3 KWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?* O; w6 q' p7 B4 a% M' c
Operator: It’s the mother…
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9 U4 H7 l% T/ v& W  S1 P+ CWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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