4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
& @* z6 d. x, x" d! DBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
/ p( o0 M) X* m  w+ ?8 @3 o; `: IBoy: With my math.
+ i5 Z, m: B9 z$ O/ NOperator: With your mouth?
, \9 s$ l2 @, u% k3 L% Z" f  i& GBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 ~* x$ u+ d4 y$ ]* l' [Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 [5 j& K, t- COperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 O: f& ^# y& M; ~' yBoy: Okay.
; G3 t% Y/ |4 }Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
# h! M3 a0 X7 u& K: \Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
2 Y* m' Z( N9 I2 ~# z/ s, ~( p7 |8 KOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 t9 Y( F5 A( R* u* C' N1 jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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$ _5 o' K: C# e& VBoy: I don’t know, 1.
4 n9 u0 ~7 \2 a% s7 d; e( w' GOperator: No. How old are you?
, z- O$ B& }3 y$ o8 LBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
4 ]' `8 \# w- i8 jBoy: Yeah.
- y  ]4 @4 M: X2 SOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' u0 |  V8 ~. O( A' `% OBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: V$ n+ c# w3 dOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
9 H) ?/ ~' u( ~2 K; I8 ?* g% BWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( V. q0 w: M* m9 g4 L* }$ NWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; F/ d1 b, g: @" p2 |4 P1 TOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
' m1 P) p" n) P8 e; ]/ x9 dWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈