4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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. Z# E  e0 ^- |( a" H+ {Operator: 911 emergencies.
# L4 c4 m! _$ b- S8 F+ hBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
4 `$ Z& W+ q7 l4 d4 lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 u  r/ k4 i; N) BBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' L1 X6 o, o/ [2 ~" ABoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
9 k* D0 Y5 n- \+ p0 d$ D2 UBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
4 M+ ?; V' w0 H" dOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( Q- X* {  Z+ h" qBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% |/ T2 a, Q; Y- i  y0 k4 C5 ^! aBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
6 ^$ t1 s; j! t, b6 l( E3 HOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
0 E" e; s) o) J5 D4 u  R" y. x4 @. \Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: e4 ]0 S, a3 h$ QOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
1 B8 L9 @  i+ j8 m& S% t$ UWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
4 a# k# s5 [7 {. Z: _3 t9 [4 z2 ~Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 N$ u1 F  l3 x( w: J' C; gOperator: It’s the mother…
+ L) F# w% y0 _' x5 CBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
) p/ Y1 y! n- y0 H  i/ BWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈