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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.4 V6 c0 W9 Y* l
Boy: Yeah I need some help.) H. R2 N7 H3 l- r/ D0 |
Operator: What’s the matter?
' v: c4 N0 a7 o6 H4 {: ^Boy: With my math.9 t  b3 V+ Q: b! I% W* S* @
Operator: With your mouth?
6 m- o3 v5 Y' d3 H: G2 dBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?- o1 g+ o8 I* r! ]4 |- V
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?0 d0 |6 F+ Y6 I* k
Boy: No with my math.' S* _8 c! C- Z: B+ z
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: Y% O1 k; F6 `8 y. J& pBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.) w7 }. [3 ]$ h1 d% m
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.: T' S& ?/ N: T2 \) x
Boy: Okay.3 D6 e* G) s) w4 \0 K) R  @
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?1 P6 a7 ^) t, m5 J7 L8 v! Y
Boy: I have take aways.
( z; ~7 ~" g; j; rOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. W/ a9 t0 z0 \. M5 iBoy: Yeah.
9 ~" w/ @5 [7 A0 f5 e; a4 |Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?$ e, l4 A. r% x% Y, `, V0 g
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 \& p0 z6 |9 G1 X" J9 POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.& i- k, H6 q  i, f2 @& Z
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?7 d1 q3 y- r+ N0 w* f
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?* P% W) d: e6 p( i) c1 c

0 l. s* {" l& R# a7 a- e- jBoy: I don’t know, 1.
$ F6 Z7 K0 h( m4 R& ?5 f* d4 OOperator: No. How old are you?. d; H* ^) S0 B$ n
Boy: I’m only 4.5 S$ z, m5 S& ^9 g4 V$ E# o: O# s! C
Operator: 4!2 y6 W# H$ Q* r
Boy: Yeah.' m, L# F3 D3 J/ t% E# L
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)' I' ~7 x! ~) p: S3 v$ N
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.1 ~. K8 ^# r: T2 z+ T7 ?
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?7 \/ N, H; o% I6 q
Boy: 5.' T2 [8 E# u6 h+ n  ]0 x4 U
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!4 D& [: z1 S1 B# k, }; Y+ Y
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.8 m" f0 U8 e! A% S
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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, I/ P5 f) ~$ d* O. W! r! f0 }' GBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.0 b6 a; v& z/ z! m' `: i; j4 {
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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