4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 j" M- y( Y. P3 b; `2 i  oOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
6 t* j/ O. S; o, _9 p) N, ~# ~. sOperator: What’s the matter?
* n" z! ^9 L) v+ w  L. d6 k( q" K: ABoy: With my math.
3 s. j' a. K0 G: T- C$ ^# NOperator: With your mouth?
2 x: |+ j8 k& `. U& W/ J/ V& z7 E3 ^Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ |- y7 ]# w) y& rBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 u5 U7 ?- _! |8 c! p8 Y* QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 Q( \! d" p! ?; c1 n. X9 @Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ Q" a# |+ H$ A) }Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' T4 `/ z2 R- DBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
: T; Y3 A1 ^: H- U2 IOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
4 u3 o6 a& C7 o6 \- z9 @  MBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 h- n9 \" f' ]8 ?Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ L; H! g, E& c) tWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈