4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: Q$ c( L0 z) ?5 q5 N5 s2 k# O, mOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
+ M2 z9 K6 ~" _Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
: Q: W! J! e, J- S. Q3 c/ fBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
6 y& i4 d" n9 ?* u$ K# ?; ^* wBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
& U) C6 W7 y  ]/ T; T& ]9 YOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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  U% u9 C" c" YBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
- C3 X6 g7 A$ S" R9 EBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
) \* y6 d- {' P1 |: N0 bBoy: Yeah.
$ U# M5 ~4 y/ l. l7 NOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
% c4 P8 v6 B4 ~2 m$ rBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ J4 H) R1 Z9 z! zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. b; v: U3 U' F0 D4 W  h( XBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
4 W0 G, X5 y1 f: I, G' @9 l. tWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; T) @* P" [* o7 c1 F' e5 B& K* DWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈