4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) C' ], ~) y$ Y9 x1 W! P% c. qBoy: Yeah I need some help.
$ J* _: p8 z2 p3 _$ tOperator: What’s the matter?
9 U2 L. ?4 a- m5 EBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
: s! r7 {- k+ i2 @! ?Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
* r- h  b; H7 \' [Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' L$ H" w& r( ~  T3 E0 l6 P, @- c! [: m: GBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' e- o* q" f8 p/ \+ ^* nBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. {, m! q; o$ n- y- d8 t1 P0 JBoy: Yeah.
8 o& {7 y8 @! ~1 H+ AOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
: a9 `4 x- M( X% fOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 t' V# j+ }- b; O% N) VOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
) u& J* L" Z2 o5 Q7 H6 TOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 g- k6 C" s. [" H4 zBoy: 5.
6 T( E3 i, u) q3 j1 E' L5 kWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! H' n" b2 w. i, X8 P( j4 |4 qWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
  j! n( t. h" t9 NBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% p0 U- L, c- L$ D, k1 k/ W2 u: j# m2 ZWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈