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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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8 V) L7 Z% v' C/ Z2 g对话文字记录
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3 D# d/ }- y/ Q" _$ }/ _Operator: 911 emergencies." y; l& K9 [" b9 \% }
Boy: Yeah I need some help.* @  I7 A! A# a$ ?+ t. R2 g
Operator: What’s the matter?# M9 K6 e! \/ a+ \
Boy: With my math.' o; i) F$ D, J* B" o4 |/ u
Operator: With your mouth?
& w/ s( E! w; c3 k0 ?1 RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?+ B' u) @0 {* R5 z$ d& D1 c
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?. T" K  x2 n0 M3 b) g  O9 I# I: J
Boy: No with my math.! @8 g4 y3 _1 w, d8 H
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?9 R& `# J- V. ?7 a$ H  O
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.9 v( u! N' n: N( e  i; n  o5 x6 c6 t/ Q
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.0 g  ?7 \) u; J5 }' W: n
Boy: Okay.
9 D) R2 b* b6 T, _( y% `Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?+ }6 N. D3 m6 F0 b
Boy: I have take aways.8 ^, h' Y, C: h
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.2 [& D- i0 W' _; G3 I
Boy: Yeah.4 W/ |7 h* |/ E7 c
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( Z8 z  S( W) Y6 n. o+ E% K; `Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.& J; m  Z2 ?. X5 t4 {/ n( W
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.0 X, A0 `4 r  u) c; Z# `5 `
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
' x3 E/ v/ V* A5 b& |: `% s: ?Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?2 C: ]1 D. ~8 f! L

- I. I5 ]' V; l! K$ y$ RBoy: I don’t know, 1.! K2 Y. e! |6 x7 F
Operator: No. How old are you?
$ d' h( L, J0 N, H' uBoy: I’m only 4.
1 L% Z; l8 Q" V& DOperator: 4!
8 K9 P, O: r) d$ ^  Z0 TBoy: Yeah.7 _. [5 Y; ]) Y7 R3 j0 o8 o
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
/ r: Z9 V5 H9 E0 {3 h. WBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! e, v! {+ I( u( j- _7 cOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?2 Q' h" y3 j  V, }5 G9 Y
Boy: 5.
6 Y8 r0 v1 Z2 d1 i, L6 ^! qWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 q* R4 V" _# Q5 hBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math./ i3 a$ z  V5 h4 v1 ~
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?& ]& {: V$ j9 H- p) \. D9 A5 `
Operator: It’s the mother…
9 M* k% N  E9 A5 MBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
3 k2 T) f+ J; O& P$ v- ~' NWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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