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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录6 v1 ]# d2 V- x: [2 E

# _$ |0 @" g6 q  C/ Q, qOperator: 911 emergencies.
9 H6 _& _# s! Z" G6 L* WBoy: Yeah I need some help.
. q! |) s; t7 A, OOperator: What’s the matter?% F. Q9 C+ q. {) s
Boy: With my math.+ W1 Z5 I8 p: g% V& ?
Operator: With your mouth?
7 ~& K- w% J3 \% Z$ k$ SBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?7 u1 e  [* T: p2 j
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 J' g- A* F/ b# YBoy: No with my math.
) H4 p0 Y) e, e6 s8 ?Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?& W! t, q7 Z7 c
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 m9 Z* r8 P# C. ?* A0 }9 jOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 ^/ v5 S& Z/ c, Q2 OBoy: Okay.
8 o2 n' C6 t: XOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?5 F8 s" E6 f( t) I( E
Boy: I have take aways.
* q, M6 l. Q2 Q/ D7 o! ROperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ M+ n, o3 ~$ ]3 V1 z; m" |9 K, yBoy: Yeah.. i, R! F" e: t/ m$ b! w
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?' v' K7 K/ h0 M; l& W* b( }
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 l9 t# j9 b3 G; W2 MOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.% K/ w, M, _: [6 L4 z5 t$ \$ ^
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
$ R1 d' R" b; Z) b) COperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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. K' w# p6 n5 e% {1 Q7 NBoy: I don’t know, 1.+ U% g7 w4 q9 l& T2 |
Operator: No. How old are you?
# o  S% t; C+ o- [, wBoy: I’m only 4.5 ^1 u& u! D1 W/ i; z
Operator: 4!- \  E0 i+ R1 d0 p3 W0 }# J
Boy: Yeah.' F) w8 j! T% y- y
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
& g  x  }& k. dBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
8 A8 q% D% W+ ]Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 Q0 ~2 T, N6 ?/ b6 g* DBoy: 5.
! E: t9 W! W: H) [: cWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!1 c/ S& s" n* y' C
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" x+ X4 Z$ q# H8 M( u9 FWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 M% X6 q9 Y  }" S" R2 YOperator: It’s the mother…
# A7 a3 K# M+ h- x$ Y; d% GBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.  T; @% w# W( E8 `( u$ |4 L
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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