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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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+ {* B* k3 v8 F& H3 W对话文字记录1 H  F, `  G2 S# Q6 J7 J) b' r0 I

7 c3 a& C% m0 {' d" fOperator: 911 emergencies.: y2 q& Z& D9 b6 t# t/ U
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
2 Z% m" B9 k; P; d9 @$ JOperator: What’s the matter?
. R; h+ s$ H, `Boy: With my math.
# b1 L% Q# E+ C$ a. O( \Operator: With your mouth?
' S! n9 D. M; D% z* a" A7 LBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?; z% F  |1 }9 A& M8 j/ L) n4 d
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?  n  X2 }' M. v- {
Boy: No with my math.
' ]7 p6 Q$ L8 d3 R7 @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) @5 y/ y9 @$ lBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. Z& v0 V6 k& J) g" T- P) g' t% COperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.+ i: W1 F, u/ P% m* b% `2 v
Boy: Okay.5 A' |& O/ M# w6 S. @/ x! \
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?' L( y9 ~+ i# B+ Y
Boy: I have take aways.
9 o; S5 G0 m- lOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
$ ~# o) L! P" I; M: ?; I' pBoy: Yeah.
& F+ \( ?; z8 i. r: J9 s9 OOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?0 F( z. \+ C' t4 V" I8 }# M
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 F" s  P- A5 j5 {& ?# E3 p8 LOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 A" _1 l0 M' yBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ d4 d! C* k* p  F" g$ ?7 J: R% i! COperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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. Z! }' r2 R# N5 ]2 K/ `5 _0 o# p9 kBoy: I don’t know, 1.9 j" l) n8 a' M
Operator: No. How old are you?
+ F5 p0 C- a& j% g: JBoy: I’m only 4.
: o0 t' P- t- p5 e& GOperator: 4!
' d8 k7 F; T0 k9 x5 sBoy: Yeah.0 q1 [) f- }. |! Q
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)( j+ {: [1 E: O
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5./ E/ p1 E9 N6 n" M) J3 n
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?4 Z+ E- t% ^: B2 r
Boy: 5.$ o. Y1 \; w8 ~' \- h% u
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!2 U; {  Q# h+ d( I* O* r, j
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.) F2 p7 O9 J: S' L/ |
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?/ w0 h" P/ h! m% c5 r
Operator: It’s the mother…# ~+ x( B$ ?/ g
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" l7 b8 i! A2 {6 ^+ s9 tWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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