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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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$ ]; j! Q) B5 Q+ XOperator: 911 emergencies.
# k5 A) t' D" y$ \9 z7 _& lBoy: Yeah I need some help.
" h1 L, Y6 Y- j  xOperator: What’s the matter?( [* g4 a. h* L1 j2 O* G/ {
Boy: With my math.8 e% H- }% s9 m. x# H
Operator: With your mouth?
' I' ~0 L6 L# p" j, S  A* cBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?' U. A/ G- X5 c! p+ _/ z
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
" y5 N/ J/ j% z' @& v! c; i  X# sBoy: No with my math." `  C+ ^; q1 |, [9 s
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ w4 t) h3 \! @) ~& O" h3 CBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% }0 x( E% }# z
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.* ?$ A$ I! K/ S( u3 ^: Z& y
Boy: Okay.
: K; Y3 i. U- }& u+ GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?1 d  ?+ `# ]) w6 d4 Q& a7 f
Boy: I have take aways.: G! W0 c0 P. u) M2 B
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.* c7 j& ~& s! i2 K8 ]9 |
Boy: Yeah.
% m& a; h1 Q0 k" K, ]. X: C/ A/ nOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ W3 `4 B! M8 U, A3 z' t+ L7 Z. ?Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.9 N8 t+ w5 J1 ]; n
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.7 C) ~4 d* ]; U; m- O
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 n/ H, e1 `, j1 eOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?9 i' L8 L; Q- a1 P9 K8 J  T* k

6 r# @; q& ?' `, h: QBoy: I don’t know, 1.
7 b" z  e* D" A- `0 O- x: pOperator: No. How old are you?
- ^2 X& J6 N+ n% m/ yBoy: I’m only 4.
, c& X6 O  x: l; e, HOperator: 4!+ M4 x4 p5 w( C( c
Boy: Yeah.  Z2 m4 A% b: \* m  o
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
* ^) R$ a( r( _; L8 g* ~Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.& Q/ W7 X, r; R. [1 L  z1 O
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( v# n' G) A0 \Boy: 5.
2 V: j( ?- s# |Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 S5 V  ^! _$ H9 lBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.# L, A, C, _8 K3 o
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; p2 c2 A+ y% {/ N- m6 UOperator: It’s the mother…
  Q" N0 O0 g% i8 t/ G  cBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.% Z' O6 n5 A, y) `" C! V2 i
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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