4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 n1 P2 g* \) G8 n; SOperator: What’s the matter?
5 d/ W2 I9 q3 d" @# U5 X* |7 X2 TBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. }+ `6 V6 h. Q3 M, m7 ^Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
, Z7 n9 u/ p8 ]! q' U; g5 m. jOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. ?7 ?7 s# F+ o9 X6 t$ X5 r7 `: k2 Z8 oOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
* J% `: E; L" p9 r) X, eOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
5 A) _( [/ f5 I- g. ^Boy: I have take aways.
+ k/ l) K8 V9 j. _9 |3 ]Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, {. A! z% ^$ ?. u* F+ |Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
( Q; ^( R8 J  R6 B; ZOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
4 f) a- v( k* W7 fOperator: 4!
" j* |6 F& Y/ ]2 [# _8 VBoy: Yeah.
! @* n2 G# W) [0 c! OOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
: r. t. ~( e, Y( a. Z' Y2 ^Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 v3 y3 ^. B" q0 n- M- UOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 k- B8 M/ x( r! t" B0 [6 w* jBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& n" P& e* v6 P- W5 p0 IWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
0 g- i$ c5 v: y4 \  g2 }# f/ C( e: FBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ q9 d3 Z9 Z( [3 z. `/ f. wWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈