4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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) K5 N; `+ q) b- s, L# XOperator: 911 emergencies.
: J# X1 N; `$ b7 ]Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- C6 m4 l- b  L9 }Operator: What’s the matter?
% ~1 i* T. B" K: CBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ z) g4 u0 Q* I. G8 iBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  q! y  `* _: m, l: w' \! uOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
* g0 q, h3 }2 j2 K% f, _Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
5 S8 C7 T5 K' Q: o2 o$ J/ ?Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 [: P& S& l* Y# x% D: yBoy: Yeah.
; q6 ^5 s+ k& t; u' s. j+ d* JOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ w3 _( h; [7 X' M' S1 z; X& l! S6 CBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% m: X, H. C2 h' DOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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) ]4 z+ x; U+ |6 k3 OBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
( P* M, x, B% c1 P' o9 Z& WOperator: 4!
4 Y7 j  L- E* U1 i. hBoy: Yeah.
, g( r- I6 h  DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
7 E% V, n# a. [; uBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 I- Q# U7 p/ n& l# vOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
1 P' ~1 ~5 U6 J6 M& M" bWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 W6 J$ m' ]- @& N5 v/ N5 HBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
6 k. ^; M0 B7 y" n+ m4 }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈