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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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5 g# `* T6 g* H: ?  r* m8 cOperator: 911 emergencies.
% C6 `0 P0 y* N8 y6 {) r( q; UBoy: Yeah I need some help.
8 R2 \+ K' [1 A2 z) z5 ~3 w  tOperator: What’s the matter?: B2 N5 K( |& p) L& r) P
Boy: With my math.- g. J, ]9 x7 ^% J8 f; W
Operator: With your mouth?* L+ r9 @: n' O) W' o0 ?( q
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?3 \; C' a1 j# T0 m
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
( ]/ x5 O0 b$ X& L/ v' ABoy: No with my math." {# [  F) W2 R9 R& r4 ]+ U9 [' S2 {
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?- x1 L4 W$ u/ j+ N4 X8 q
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# t3 m5 X( [; ~- U+ E% u" ]* WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.- t( g, h/ m4 e# U# Y. ?$ n
Boy: Okay.
# h( A5 W4 M; ]: m, Q% _3 C& FOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?. H& H- O( E  x: y" T( L. s! G
Boy: I have take aways.5 t8 m. I& U/ d7 L5 f) _. v/ Y
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- A  }% K) l3 LBoy: Yeah.
( {3 c* F# N! Y4 j/ s& R% mOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?6 U. W1 V5 N- n
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.+ L1 c7 Z: d* d) c3 j/ D
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.8 f& m* r6 q5 I; c% p- F
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. r" ^3 D# L" q  ]6 qOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?' ]" X5 R8 V8 V) ?3 T
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.& D4 s  h, K) T5 R. J: K
Operator: No. How old are you?' \; v% y. @/ W
Boy: I’m only 4." b& L$ |6 g9 y" Y0 e
Operator: 4!
7 l$ v) f7 F' NBoy: Yeah.
7 ]0 _7 e+ _; |9 m/ w7 N$ JOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
  _% a8 _  ~/ j0 }Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
; `+ j& i  G1 g+ v$ wOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?/ ~  Y( k1 ~+ Y1 o- C
Boy: 5.* n8 \3 J" G  @
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( |, @$ ^3 J- T9 Y) ABoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.) ]9 b' k/ g. ?# o
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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' [5 s; B1 C. Q: Q4 [Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& T0 x: j: L, z* TWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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