4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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" u6 _% y7 [6 T  LOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
. {( j* @$ m$ aBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
% D; n% Z2 f9 G+ i4 f* W% ?+ FOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; V! h" j% X& C5 Y& JBoy: Okay.
5 p8 ~' M1 i! w; k1 ^$ B: NOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
+ E9 ]" c) I+ h  nBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 W0 }0 C! E1 P, d0 }8 d& k" n3 A( aBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
: F9 X" W  Z+ p: z1 yBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
, o3 A& Y, O3 L+ g5 ~) [- MBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
3 I5 k! F4 m6 R5 `- ?Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
1 ?9 f) {$ j/ i: g' Q/ i6 uOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
  a! @; t* E- Q6 eOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
, p. p7 N/ D. F0 m* QBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
& B, q$ ~$ G. I  L- B" kBoy: 5.
% ?% ]; _- H, T. Y: g- dWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
$ q! V* _/ @* o/ GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈