4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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# I. d* E4 x7 qOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* A% \" }5 ~6 ^5 m; x3 S& TOperator: What’s the matter?
" n/ W. G8 k/ q0 h% _Boy: With my math.
" g4 j3 c4 S" _  Y, e, gOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 J1 e3 c& A9 R% |Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  u- H  o* o2 D2 k& Y/ }; {Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. q+ A% ?2 B& r  V5 P, j8 @3 ?Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
. g  E' z: C6 e1 ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 D7 U* N* b' ^: X# W) y5 cBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ Y. b: I0 n* B* p. |: YBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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: f( c( c+ F) w0 k# m$ G5 O, lBoy: I don’t know, 1.
! f# X1 N8 E6 p% IOperator: No. How old are you?
% M) Q8 `" p, s' v" G) u/ W: @* QBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
  u4 R. N2 G$ oBoy: Yeah.
8 j, n7 T% q0 j9 O) t% ~Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& A: ~, B' h- P$ gBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, u5 V+ ~' K2 c& \* P  Z" \Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
5 \, k' h+ D: c( S0 ^( BBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈