4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 M& k, b) O8 G9 n: z; B  {Operator: 911 emergencies.
" U: n' t( I3 ~3 J1 p4 W$ V' ^% BBoy: Yeah I need some help.
( r& ~4 C* R2 \1 D9 `Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
( K  k# E& V; `, sBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
# h3 R# J; ?/ }' ~8 aBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
: B7 M, c$ w; q) dOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  o! W: ~7 L- n4 g* C  M. B9 jBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
& e. p4 Q9 k; U4 K# ]7 xBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) s' u8 K2 m  C, o) `/ sOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
/ a/ L, C3 K1 t* E3 D0 N# mOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
. }! C3 k) {! E+ k- v+ n) uOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) P) M) I  {* SOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
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Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈