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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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8 N  k$ C4 w" |5 c8 FOperator: 911 emergencies.: `/ B/ n- d) g# X7 P; t0 b/ ]4 }- a
Boy: Yeah I need some help.& T& m: j# o/ ^& P) g: K/ }8 a  N
Operator: What’s the matter?9 d# b& N: `3 ^% V/ }$ T( a0 j
Boy: With my math.
* p7 N- E+ C& C, ZOperator: With your mouth?3 z0 a4 R0 p5 B+ H2 a; M: O
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?, n1 ~' r% Q: k: |2 d( F
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 d6 P4 T* K- F9 R0 k1 x; w/ I% FBoy: No with my math.; l; J5 M' m: x9 M2 D. L/ b$ [: p
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. ?, X9 M# P* l% b$ l. a9 ?) zBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
/ j& b  W' d& v2 b7 d6 N+ sOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
( _' x0 q0 S! G/ O* v/ jBoy: Okay.
. ~. I# Z. |& n' _. j6 k" FOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
9 s7 V6 n8 v2 l6 x& B+ p2 ZBoy: I have take aways.0 M" e5 y3 Y- X2 g
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.. w# _. b# [' g! v( n9 q7 j
Boy: Yeah., z  t& F4 Y9 ?3 C+ C: o
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
2 {* h0 p/ D2 H% {Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.! [" j" M1 n' _5 o
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 T+ Q: X* d& o7 {1 {3 X: tBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 ]. F: h% d! P9 X) w$ o! O0 l/ U' ^Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.+ h# Z& S  f) y+ X
Operator: No. How old are you?
/ m% b) J. y% B% k+ f0 [" _Boy: I’m only 4." k/ e) e8 q8 d3 [% T$ x) y
Operator: 4!- ?$ q( V( D0 Y3 U
Boy: Yeah.
' x' m% z% P3 ]* f& @$ T' ~0 V; D. N3 [Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
9 ?& M- {4 N4 d9 u! m4 YBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! s3 h- Y9 c5 V$ J( i- ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?# R/ ~+ s3 B2 s1 b
Boy: 5." o8 g! p- n9 H* r  Y; X
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( f5 s& V0 N6 D! T+ P9 j% D5 nBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.7 j' J0 w7 n) h. n9 r7 y
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 ]/ C/ A9 w( \' p, N% a0 U+ a7 H2 R  {Operator: It’s the mother…1 z; L1 U4 a6 p7 ?
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.( \, b# E: w- U) N$ D/ F0 h
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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