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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
( W5 s2 Y4 z" aBoy: Yeah I need some help.  z; U/ ^1 {- \4 V/ n
Operator: What’s the matter?+ b! o0 _4 K$ k' y( _( O* J  ]
Boy: With my math.* U' X' M1 d) p! I: }7 n
Operator: With your mouth?) H$ B6 W5 ]( H$ l8 |
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- S: n- w2 E: Z# E  G3 LOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
! a, R- I  K# d" z* N& ABoy: No with my math.9 \  v. o# {) c( n) Q, R
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?* v8 t7 L9 l+ v' e+ f' s) ^
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ ]4 R+ S6 k, H' U( d/ s! y3 V' e8 r. e: yOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.5 @3 E0 @9 G5 N) t; b5 Q) u. \. t
Boy: Okay.3 R+ R+ t9 x6 k: G0 S
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 q$ k9 V2 G( w" q7 y: lBoy: I have take aways.
* X8 `. u, h* M$ \& [Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 N& ~5 {* w0 Y$ r2 gBoy: Yeah.
/ |$ |0 D7 r! z8 ^5 u4 L1 hOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?, Z6 z& b( F2 _7 u
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.3 ~- O3 `0 h( W
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% y/ V% t' v; e& wBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- x; A6 J! V2 EOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.  S, c( @" G2 K- Q
Operator: No. How old are you?7 w5 N! }- O$ ~' E4 u* p3 `
Boy: I’m only 4., k0 M; {- M  e( ~# R2 _
Operator: 4!
9 E2 ~' o6 ]# l9 EBoy: Yeah.% L) N1 Z/ t% [8 Z% X
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
$ f  w6 R3 [: f& i% hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- |. k0 P6 o3 Y, P( ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* m1 g/ ]0 p" d1 LBoy: 5.
, e# j8 \+ ^9 f1 S8 N; l& rWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
0 _( y3 I2 n; C/ t+ d& i# DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# P4 R1 p' y5 e! VWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
5 L( p6 m# l1 r* O7 j* R0 sOperator: It’s the mother…
, }6 B4 d+ B5 m1 [Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ @- q; O$ k0 ?5 GWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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