4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
9 ]. B, k) w* C) u6 RBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
* x/ ^# c( M& p2 i/ K% _+ CBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
- c* V6 k0 _/ T/ \& S; p# e9 `Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
  q: Z: I& M1 @& r$ XOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  C0 j( D$ |/ ]4 F& X# O8 `$ i3 \Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' v8 R0 w. j" ~6 b1 V% U! ~. b1 Z( bOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
' p- Z* n, Y# b/ POperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
- Z2 W, a; l+ z/ v2 ?1 \2 }: QOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) p9 ~- O* @/ S' G% ~Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 C' C' i# O1 z4 YOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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- @9 |- O% e" a: D; @Boy: I don’t know, 1.
  y$ T6 l' Q# A" L) }Operator: No. How old are you?
. r' B0 w3 _6 M; I' q4 _Boy: I’m only 4.
- M$ e* e% F4 n6 ]; u, d! N9 UOperator: 4!
! D6 J) E' ~: t+ d( ], ABoy: Yeah.
$ x% c# @1 }! W1 uOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) [8 y8 Z% P/ g* r" i2 TOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
5 Q) s* y& @4 l* tWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ t, h/ `. a6 F" @8 i- F4 U, `. JBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; U' z  ]% t9 `! E9 yWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈