4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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8 t5 i! n2 b" e& x" BOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
: \9 X( R7 e3 M8 n& rBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
0 t  ~2 m$ b" q! o; @Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- {. }" F4 X  c* {5 }, ~" n- L4 AOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ \1 h; g/ Y$ b( Z  g8 A% aBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
* A" r$ U% ]" [- x$ T0 Z2 BBoy: Yeah.
8 h" `, `, v6 Z# o/ T: ]. E% ?5 uOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 P4 I, o8 F+ N' }Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
; l4 r( `: f# }& ^6 s$ M1 z+ IOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
) F1 F" ]8 L, S& \& sBoy: I’m only 4.
) V& d) I8 L; ^, [9 `+ {Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
- F- S* K2 D8 K9 O  g8 l( BBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% i' t$ \# }8 V# H! NBoy: 5.
, `/ }7 f: I1 p+ [/ b- N) sWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
0 ]. O% M1 Y! y. o& l& P1 vBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈