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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.3 {- w5 @$ _- u% T* |
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
6 _" P9 Z0 p$ c: o9 Y) GOperator: What’s the matter?
/ n, T; s  z$ y4 ^/ r/ W2 E- FBoy: With my math.- w5 y9 D/ h4 P
Operator: With your mouth?
7 q% T: k) y8 w' A7 i6 TBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?/ P. m0 y5 X9 z
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
' v0 Q/ }+ h" h* e. Y. P7 ~+ yBoy: No with my math.- V4 d( L8 s3 J2 @
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# m/ j5 k; T, GBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
: m( C  [' X! M$ W3 d) ]/ _3 d+ c& oOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you." U8 C8 a$ o  W6 s+ q7 C
Boy: Okay." F/ A( a: q4 ?9 g4 a& p* L
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?1 }/ `7 W4 q" k, U+ r  Z9 v
Boy: I have take aways.
1 _# Y4 f, v5 M/ W  e$ [Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.: X* X  R. P2 K5 \' V, e9 i* Z; X6 c
Boy: Yeah.) e9 v  `! g& u$ k& H2 c0 P5 O7 F
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# S0 L. n3 k2 l, LBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
: Z* V0 j8 |0 K1 D! \* aOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- T% ]# ^! l& [  FBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?6 |# [4 c# e# {" O2 b' [6 |
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
" h) ^4 P/ h! h% hOperator: No. How old are you?
: F1 G+ h- }, J( z2 F% hBoy: I’m only 4.. a+ n3 F2 D3 w' o' ~. V3 {
Operator: 4!
/ i$ z; R2 E% `! MBoy: Yeah.
7 f3 B, C$ A* d! [Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
9 M: b% x* e( v3 J" D2 p# ]Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ e. m3 i) i& p( Y: k4 OOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?" ^8 N% f; r9 c3 F2 ~4 A2 O% G1 w* Q
Boy: 5.
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Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.4 ^' W% i7 g8 e# Y: a+ L
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?  S" w( }# A* |' I
Operator: It’s the mother…
; ^- t# D  D7 EBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.; }' M- X2 e/ j
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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