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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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3 ^$ ^) ~) v5 r' f3 P9 A" v对话文字记录7 g* @2 I' K7 U1 I: K9 X
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Operator: 911 emergencies.8 M  t" S4 r9 g9 e/ s+ d
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
$ e3 B* l9 C( z5 T+ b1 mOperator: What’s the matter?
4 a$ K+ b9 |& ?$ I0 ?* aBoy: With my math., h* h& T9 y. n4 d4 Y
Operator: With your mouth?: @9 T! y1 ~0 S. O6 F
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?) \( m2 X8 V) S4 W, U  U
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  I1 r8 J) q: Q. x/ `Boy: No with my math.# B  m5 Y* h$ I  \7 s" H
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?- ]( Y+ n' }& M$ `8 V2 P
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.3 t9 u3 B$ s7 d
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.3 B3 I) h: d* [7 |
Boy: Okay.
  m0 B& n* g" f, g1 bOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
. N' C$ ?9 `. i7 N- IBoy: I have take aways.
5 b  U, ~3 j& ]3 Y  R- C4 N/ S7 `: tOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.# `  E# w$ c4 f, M$ D
Boy: Yeah.
* l4 W; ?/ m, z7 b; hOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?6 j. V3 G% v4 g4 J7 A
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.+ ]) Y! L9 j# B
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.' a% V/ z7 c, C
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?& Y3 I& {+ D: K6 b
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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  q& l9 F; t/ g% ~3 pBoy: I don’t know, 1.2 v7 a9 o* u. b3 f; u$ a1 L/ [
Operator: No. How old are you?
; z2 ^# B2 X1 \4 N5 W3 u% M3 i3 dBoy: I’m only 4.# D! ~$ G0 Z/ x9 f4 Z$ d; f" O
Operator: 4!
" b( {9 N( P. i  M. n( J3 o6 U! iBoy: Yeah.
; D8 k* u' d1 q1 Z+ ?Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈): }# D4 ]& p% E5 e
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 [4 W' {) C) Q) WOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?2 J& s% q7 b/ ^/ {. t% {2 Y
Boy: 5.
& l' W& k" ?9 P) z3 D: A5 kWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!& y. h9 D; r: A( ~$ d; ^5 ^
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.# {* K7 x0 U. F8 r: c- k
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" @1 p3 m& f3 o, k. i3 _; rOperator: It’s the mother…
4 ?! a7 `# x, R" m( Y( ^) gBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# Y) J9 _) b! A0 Q6 q' v* I; @Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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