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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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4 e* h4 B4 o- r5 H7 i4 ?对话文字记录2 c1 n* C5 i( Y
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Operator: 911 emergencies.+ t" }9 L$ {* g! h3 \0 S0 o: p: H
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 T1 g; G5 P' a  _Operator: What’s the matter?: F2 `2 q( ^; X! b
Boy: With my math.- @# o- Y- B% Q( {% [
Operator: With your mouth?
+ A  s5 d7 ~. n! q3 _Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 Q% n4 X) {$ @8 U3 G" P+ |Operator: Sure. Where do you live?2 N: ~, |: i# H0 K7 J
Boy: No with my math.
; O/ Q( z. ^% g* W5 a7 S" zOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?  A3 K% r! f: n0 _- y" y
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
/ q! r- c# c! o9 S5 b* TOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.- a/ Q6 i& U# j* |! z3 o
Boy: Okay.
9 C2 a0 o. T! V( \0 k  C" JOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?6 g( A8 X% p- z9 E2 s
Boy: I have take aways.
5 Y9 c- v% ?* T# OOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
3 k9 n8 T) ~" E5 V1 j. ^' @* R1 k& wBoy: Yeah.. M2 a, ?5 w) _4 G
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?0 x: F& t& J* X- [! H
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ U$ N" P* }, B' p$ WOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- I! u- h. I" P; H0 M( dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
' [/ M% v5 i1 H5 d7 LOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?- o: [8 Q- i/ R

' V2 Z5 B% M7 W' |0 {2 X$ Z% uBoy: I don’t know, 1.% J, p3 y0 A, u2 R2 I+ X2 T
Operator: No. How old are you?0 q7 F8 x& v* a3 d. Y0 D" t8 t! ~
Boy: I’m only 4.- s4 ~  v! p2 \* u; d& Y, T; ^
Operator: 4!( p8 h; }  c+ S: h+ p' O' U* B  n
Boy: Yeah.
' M# z- G3 N. @+ g2 [7 QOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
: @* y7 g4 R# z, _' e2 fBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 W) Z* n' `$ S- p% h( |Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?/ p- X1 Q8 R, P& o/ S9 @
Boy: 5.' A3 o" b1 ^3 i* x" e. F2 p
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!4 u7 U6 V" s0 @: b
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.% {( `* I7 W, z  O: ]
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?. V8 q5 `" r, [6 Z5 m9 ^8 Q
Operator: It’s the mother…
. d' \' f' K' a5 [Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.2 S3 z% J5 J: R- K3 s# |- w1 |  f
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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