4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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0 T+ e0 x- M, C$ M) zOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% o( h# E; H9 m: ]/ e! {( fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
6 t  x3 w4 h8 @3 b1 jBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
/ {% _& Y% }) ?Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 V3 P) W1 J; s( B+ N1 t" gBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' P1 f+ u* c3 {3 b! ~0 DBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% U! D8 w7 v- Q7 B& oBoy: Yeah.
$ J% _  D2 L- J$ R1 h0 wOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
! w' o; [0 R% U  f2 I) o. N( @0 z! gBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
( B4 o2 _/ W9 `" f3 u! oBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 L: r9 k' S- {Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

. f- w! w" V+ eBoy: I don’t know, 1.
* {+ v* a" k# |: h9 l) N) IOperator: No. How old are you?
2 b6 d0 Y7 F! v) Y" BBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  g/ c" {4 K4 T. u# GOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* A1 t( G2 }- A7 u% T) XBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
' N1 _. H( s) ?4 [5 n; l& NWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 G" ~  Z& u! M/ S2 D& f! \Operator: It’s the mother…
, y! z+ s8 U& A3 e8 }( t" iBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈