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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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4 J$ Y3 C9 T- e) d: l: [& q* iOperator: 911 emergencies.
' @+ A( d8 L# D  k' B& x/ qBoy: Yeah I need some help.) _) V  M$ s# Z7 f8 ~' [# Q$ Q
Operator: What’s the matter?0 C3 Z$ Q5 T; A- e& n
Boy: With my math.% i) F9 K9 P! v# i0 i) j: S
Operator: With your mouth?
% d  C$ _6 P' GBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% `6 c  j, v8 D) Q! A( ?Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 ?; H+ j0 o. @( P# QBoy: No with my math.: L* N4 A# E6 Y1 M
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% S+ P: W  L2 L5 H; _8 mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% ?5 v% ?! @7 k
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you." d( k4 ^' ~$ c8 J
Boy: Okay.; K' _. i: P  y1 q% N4 N3 }
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! D% x  p% k& F( |+ u5 y4 }# NBoy: I have take aways.
& S7 h4 K  k. W3 t2 f# K! KOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.  O$ j4 X8 q1 L; d* o1 g$ _3 u
Boy: Yeah.* b3 J3 H: q4 U# D3 ^
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?* U7 C0 V+ ~* h8 Z) o! s+ X+ i
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.! ~: h. U! J3 N
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 v6 _) B5 j  w  Z- V& C& U: X8 z1 |Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?/ n, L( y1 c# r4 @( I$ R
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 q8 c4 P# G$ s7 u% L2 ?Operator: No. How old are you?, f+ ]6 [" P8 I" [
Boy: I’m only 4.
6 i9 p8 d0 c9 h/ G7 r  xOperator: 4!9 O" h& C; |' h
Boy: Yeah.
% _, j" r6 h# ?. L9 k) j; zOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)$ |* [7 g) [: a- i
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.9 k9 i% X' V9 q2 p' I7 I6 V
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?! ?4 d4 G  w8 {( a. m+ e% r6 |+ x
Boy: 5.
: F9 N" Y7 U- _" [Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ i4 B$ }5 j) _8 Y# O' B+ I* ~Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 f: m5 ^2 N8 T. c8 SWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?5 R& j1 q& f% Q$ D+ ~2 q  N
Operator: It’s the mother…
: Z' s8 F0 S8 N; _) ?* c) F5 ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
) b! P# |, R8 kWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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