4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) \4 n2 p5 c  I( E  m+ FBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
* ^+ s# l7 c' ?% q3 B# a: U% dBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! [$ y1 U. h) i2 f+ B1 TOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* p" L9 S  M# |2 ?+ EBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' Z+ l" a/ y" O0 fBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
+ v' H1 f, S& ?  F6 G- F% mOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 r& q/ p0 n# [% r: g9 KBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% h, R" t( t5 E7 G6 vBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 }! J  E4 ~: z8 N5 aBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 n) d6 c7 x' a8 t- Q6 LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 E# W4 p( J) vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 O  }6 \3 @  z( i( DOperator: No. How old are you?
: {. p2 M* g, t+ i4 I4 eBoy: I’m only 4.
; o, f6 G, R& H- `Operator: 4!
& N3 q/ t& w" V. T& V/ G5 o5 S# qBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# H1 |+ a- `7 h! x& H9 o. k5 POperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! L8 c% K7 H6 Q, D+ f/ z) PBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( F) b  d* q, ?; lWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ L. F, K: W1 F2 \0 c5 cOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈