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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) \4 n2 p5 c  I( E  m+ FBoy: Yeah I need some help.7 Y  v  p9 U3 r* J5 Q& X8 Z$ U5 C
Operator: What’s the matter?
* ^+ s# l7 c' ?% q3 B# a: U% dBoy: With my math.4 p: u7 b7 u) H: ^
Operator: With your mouth?! n- V( g. S' W3 c: s# z9 T. N
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! [$ y1 U. h) i2 f+ B1 TOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* p" L9 S  M# |2 ?+ EBoy: No with my math.  x/ O$ {5 A* S- V3 f' i
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' Z+ l" a/ y" O0 fBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone./ z; A% @: k3 {( a+ |! r; a/ t! K' r
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you./ g* |4 ]# ]! m- }, a- A  F; L
Boy: Okay.
+ v' H1 f, S& ?  F6 G- F% mOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 r& q/ p0 n# [% r: g9 KBoy: I have take aways.; I& H+ F3 E) @( i1 K
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% h, R" t( t5 E7 G6 vBoy: Yeah.* `6 H2 y8 i0 c' \
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 }! J  E4 ~: z8 N5 aBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.7 w2 z: r# p' V4 c
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 n) d6 c7 x' a8 t- Q6 LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 E# W4 p( J) vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?- Z% v% R- B2 T
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 O  }6 \3 @  z( i( DOperator: No. How old are you?
: {. p2 M* g, t+ i4 I4 eBoy: I’m only 4.
; o, f6 G, R& H- `Operator: 4!
& N3 q/ t& w" V. T& V/ G5 o5 S# qBoy: Yeah.3 |4 n+ a% [' B6 l
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)% B( e) R  z5 Y! O
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# H1 |+ a- `7 h! x& H9 o. k5 POperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?9 K- j% v6 y+ `, a# {( G& Y
Boy: 5.) A, \; G( l9 {4 O/ F0 D; v
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! L8 c% K7 H6 Q, D+ f/ z) PBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( F) b  d* q, ?; lWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ L. F, K: W1 F2 \0 c5 cOperator: It’s the mother…) n# [/ J5 K  A4 V* \& f1 [7 O; u
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.! \* L8 B5 N6 I& L
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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