4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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& q7 |+ A0 J( WOperator: 911 emergencies.
$ G) w) m, ~% ?. y: I- L- F6 vBoy: Yeah I need some help.
6 a+ \3 c9 S8 U! ]7 Z/ k/ IOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
, f) ^; Z/ S) d$ rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
3 t+ K8 J: m# \Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 Z6 z+ D+ N" B6 a+ A, S7 d& W$ nOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
1 u1 M6 ]: L5 ?7 g/ V! g: YOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
' `6 m, g* A; k+ u5 g$ ^Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

+ X0 ^! e  z  J7 S) g6 dBoy: I don’t know, 1.
5 Z  ^" M1 ~- Q8 j/ kOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
! ]8 V* V6 P- b, e+ SOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
, b% }% C( r6 U1 _  C" yOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
# d, T/ z, s! _: C4 |/ F& PBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
; S4 K( V. Y( {" E1 n7 K# B- ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
+ v: }/ K. \2 z2 r; }- RBoy: 5.
' _# ?) T/ j: Q7 e, }Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- [; n( {. h" y1 k) }+ tWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈