4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
9 w, ^/ c0 `  T) D6 n* [6 U3 {Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
: }" r) h5 N) H6 x- v* f( _Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
: ~, F6 v6 U9 D* BBoy: No with my math.
+ w. F* F" l4 z9 Z9 d9 y) COperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* f+ ^; C! x# d: H- b  FOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 n* i1 D; N1 \1 wBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& p6 v6 c( G7 ]. x  l9 dBoy: I have take aways.
/ V0 u6 {/ u; O' ^, d7 b7 u0 _Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 p2 F0 t. w% `8 g( R  _6 P' aBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
* }4 |% D6 @) D/ l5 A+ I; \7 wBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 A) F: x. F8 Q- \: C- B( `Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
( }  e( b; W8 p2 i; Q6 F4 _Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
  \# @  C6 |4 C9 _' {# ]0 W( V0 xBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
7 F6 {1 i' X$ J) wBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& m# d( Z) h# |; b7 v7 \Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
+ w! w0 a- j; r% ^" K, C( Z: }Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 b9 }4 H% E. Y4 r. D7 m* _Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈