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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.4 [1 a8 z+ S! C1 x$ P
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
# e+ n2 N8 f* J: vOperator: What’s the matter?" V& ]2 e  @+ G
Boy: With my math.' @3 W, `8 h& k- I2 F+ U- h4 Y
Operator: With your mouth?" a5 h) i) ~/ r
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?7 C" w" v; O( A3 b# ^: G
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?" `! o) z5 z9 P* s
Boy: No with my math.
3 `- t, T# }' w4 W9 W, r: {6 o+ a% cOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?9 J  \! M5 I5 x4 i
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ d" O; f6 I# J! ZOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.0 e3 C$ p4 Q! T- \) q, l
Boy: Okay.! B$ d, \, d$ s" R+ q! c
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?$ }1 F& D$ m4 e# a
Boy: I have take aways.
* `8 D- ^- N8 F% ?: k! EOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" O4 B, H2 o: {& K3 ?5 `7 kBoy: Yeah.
3 m" f5 Q9 Z  w* M& d, LOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?. n  c2 G; i! S2 C4 R
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.0 V7 A0 ~. O2 z9 F# d5 g# K9 {7 |* f
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
. F# b! i: b" rBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
7 u9 X+ X9 N7 ZOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 }& |1 I, ~' w) U4 z  |- YOperator: No. How old are you?
. |) Q2 R1 Y; Q2 ]; W* n0 t3 _Boy: I’m only 4.) m: i9 R7 z4 _5 i0 ^
Operator: 4!8 r0 g8 O/ X7 V/ z
Boy: Yeah.
9 G. |2 P1 t% u2 d8 s8 mOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
& v+ x2 t- `, ^4 wBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! \2 l1 S- y5 g  X' c9 XOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?  g: O4 F( U1 G
Boy: 5.; o& l( F% R0 f$ }
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 e6 X% [6 t7 F4 W2 kBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
7 j6 N( @6 K4 q" i4 Q' iWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  m. n9 }0 l* q$ Q2 A0 L- {Operator: It’s the mother…  F- u; c& a+ B& C" I
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
' |; o/ c( X% a! q, f4 [Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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