4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
! K  E  \1 L- G7 v% zBoy: Yeah I need some help.
" G( r+ ^" B. e% T/ M2 Z/ ROperator: What’s the matter?
2 K/ {- u2 \. fBoy: With my math.
2 V* ?8 k1 r( wOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
! J: x, z6 _6 [+ j& ~: VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
7 A- b) V5 _; M: F/ o& r/ _" YBoy: Okay.
. V, i; ]- R% H: B# d9 x& [$ v. YOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
$ x  p# r. O$ ^5 s7 v2 m& MOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 Q! n% K1 G1 JOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' H/ \7 b0 U( N) m, k& wBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
8 \( p  {  O. N2 S1 ^; A( \. LOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
# g/ a9 L; G7 f. K: eOperator: No. How old are you?
, I: v& o3 h( K  oBoy: I’m only 4.
. Y- t) Y9 A+ {& {. rOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% [' t1 g& c, C- M, D" I' s8 BOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" W9 P) X' m! u* k& ~$ b# ]% ?Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* I- \# k# D1 X% JOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈