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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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% y6 F, v- ^% S( V/ k& D- ZOperator: 911 emergencies.! q2 o) d6 P: o7 ]0 l& `; e
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% J" E* a+ ~( h! l5 hOperator: What’s the matter?
& i! ~2 }* E. k6 U6 ABoy: With my math.  N: I7 X1 B" h. i$ M3 p7 U
Operator: With your mouth?
& U8 L$ u. z1 z; I+ ]" Q( W% m, ABoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( s$ I+ v" g0 @: |% f' aOperator: Sure. Where do you live?# K" f+ N; x% p: `& i1 c4 H) `/ v( v
Boy: No with my math.# ?) I* `. I0 [2 R; b
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
6 m7 }' s+ d4 t# X' {7 JBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.; g; w1 e) L6 o8 }! z, x1 Q
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.9 k( _) F& h" u7 y& ?7 p# }- s- W
Boy: Okay." A0 r1 N6 q5 N* \
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ ?' B2 \+ Q6 w" o  k  ^Boy: I have take aways.: m! J4 E6 U* X; l# X
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, j% M0 ]- R5 b! ]Boy: Yeah.
% T. J$ ]' S- kOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?2 Z0 F2 q7 h, M+ r2 ^
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
  D& O& l2 V6 d! LOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.2 i  R% Q- l2 e: l( a! e$ q
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?5 e' F# o! Z4 _$ s- e# X1 n$ d/ ~
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?7 ]$ u5 C+ c. t$ C8 d8 A8 t

9 ^' n3 \; A; Y0 t' ^- M# C1 e7 @6 rBoy: I don’t know, 1.& H" d1 ?; t- a! I8 M1 J+ k/ I
Operator: No. How old are you?' h7 p) [4 F7 Z" C+ U* Q& U% ~5 d
Boy: I’m only 4.  G# u7 R" S# @; D: Z
Operator: 4!
6 O& w- L# H& Y" V+ |Boy: Yeah.
+ a! {; [# t- wOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈): Q# e. [  M& r) f% C
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.+ ]# Y9 E! T5 `0 W
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!. o* Z4 _+ r) f% ~9 q$ q, d- c
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.; F$ h/ L' P7 ?+ s# b* V
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ s  ^) l* f- h6 R7 zOperator: It’s the mother…! z4 r. B& s! i: t1 F0 u) K
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 E1 J, V+ {$ F+ l1 S9 zWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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