4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
# y% }5 P3 f9 M  o. k+ r5 |Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
. M3 i4 v3 P8 u4 g. YBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* L1 e- q* N8 Q6 wBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. x/ T, l9 P' ~) w% u: Z/ NBoy: Yeah.
- l) m  s% s# u/ M8 ~! |5 [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

  s4 e. n& z2 |- e9 fBoy: I don’t know, 1.
2 B- n5 d+ j" Y- S6 u1 S4 XOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
) r: y: `; E! W  }5 IBoy: Yeah.
- ~* F9 M# n; DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
4 f. T! ^, E( `" Q, m- O7 P) Y' S5 K3 ^Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
; m, X) O' o4 M6 ZWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
8 x! o" c" A4 q7 m- K9 ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈