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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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! a  g8 w/ [% v3 e* _0 S& N) GOperator: 911 emergencies.% j! n* X3 F* N* K& M8 I% E6 S( N
Boy: Yeah I need some help.) Z6 }6 a9 o( b6 b
Operator: What’s the matter?
* v- n1 o/ a) Q5 Q4 {Boy: With my math.
& `+ F4 j0 l2 W/ V  \( ~  N6 j1 a" SOperator: With your mouth?4 _2 m5 L: L$ z. e
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?. q9 M& U& s  c- ^
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
: K& n; b( {# wBoy: No with my math.
8 D$ e6 A# G( ]5 L+ C# [Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?4 P7 G9 @2 n* E7 f! e
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* v' ^, V4 E/ UOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.4 L+ n+ h3 C9 X
Boy: Okay.* ^8 k$ S( t3 J3 e2 D6 j8 b1 q8 m/ E2 q
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?$ {- B$ C' Z5 _, N% H
Boy: I have take aways.
! E" U; T! H+ f# C- N/ YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.% J  N% h; F5 b/ G
Boy: Yeah.: u% J" A8 O2 B7 m: O$ j+ G
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ @3 i: b6 e. ~Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# I+ z# {( H! j; @- b. fOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.7 F5 ]: l0 w) l2 A: s9 N4 h4 y
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 K- o4 Z% c. T, Z6 V% X) pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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% e+ S1 [/ p7 z, ~; a' R: V7 [Boy: I don’t know, 1.! E# f* a9 c) Y: t& L
Operator: No. How old are you?! P! I0 g) D; A; T4 O3 T& A
Boy: I’m only 4.
& m! F3 N0 W! I. j# WOperator: 4!
- t4 w3 ]9 B9 `9 R4 G3 zBoy: Yeah.
! J' s+ }5 B3 S& Y1 k% B% LOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
" E% }3 K* H4 A3 ?5 @& Y0 YBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.0 Q' D" G+ W& i/ a6 c7 |9 Y! Z
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ c" N" @& E! F! ~8 {Boy: 5.
* o1 K' Y2 R! ~) Z9 MWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( P9 \6 C+ o2 w" ]; CBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 O. d" r; ~! P: i% B! Z7 lWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ _) @3 j! E) _( [$ H& C; v7 AOperator: It’s the mother…
: O. ~4 R2 K" h4 N5 ABoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.# y; I/ p6 f& H3 [
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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