4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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! v' L. r- C- l' p$ zOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- B3 `7 u; s. I. U) }& x# ]Operator: What’s the matter?
; P- _2 s5 d* QBoy: With my math.
/ e" T! O& }# d4 o: _1 z( ^Operator: With your mouth?
" W/ L) w. G4 ~( k9 K/ P$ D1 e3 DBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ x: h- A# h- \" d4 S* Z: GOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
( T/ c; k# b, {- q0 sBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  o/ T( _) W" yOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 g- m0 H. t9 G8 f2 OBoy: Okay.
3 M+ d# n8 o0 V* z& U; \Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  }) }, |' p' N3 `' tBoy: I have take aways.
: I6 Q/ ]( W9 j2 c: Q" r/ Y! B4 G. rOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
" ~+ i* @" w, P1 x1 l* j3 gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 y( f& u0 E, Y( J2 nOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 q. Z+ C( W5 y+ K5 ^" ABoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
( o! g" ?6 o: v8 {5 I& YOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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! E3 o3 H" d1 T4 r1 k+ [" {3 Q+ G5 oBoy: I don’t know, 1.
, W9 p7 a# e. G7 Q+ J6 {% nOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
1 ?* \5 K' r; |, u% `. e) T( gOperator: 4!
6 ?) R5 W6 I; {" M7 _) N8 D7 rBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
: @" J" n  a: q' b8 {; MBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' `- r0 p: @* m" \1 B2 g" X, `Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( t+ L$ z5 |4 t4 i3 ~$ @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈