4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
& Z& Y5 }3 x1 zBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
1 @% s; I+ A  KBoy: With my math.
: k* f# g$ o9 V7 x+ D. D1 zOperator: With your mouth?
8 ?* ?/ W! [" bBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 ~. j" H4 B1 j1 @8 g2 ^Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
" Z2 }  q8 ?: q; H0 S" V1 POperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 ^5 H/ o- }6 G2 U. zBoy: I have take aways.
( {% s; T: f! ZOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 e- ^% Y2 N+ y# F# Y. j2 Z! s- ^- MBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' R- P! |4 ?- J. z7 ]* eBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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7 \+ h  S8 G+ O( ?Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
1 Y7 ]6 u6 M" R7 H5 xBoy: I’m only 4.
5 j7 G( W7 N0 b; o" X( K9 P* P! N9 DOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) R- @1 j& R: k+ h) G# c+ iOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
; {" E4 M( ?; @- ?) NWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ @, W9 e3 m! W7 j3 v2 eOperator: It’s the mother…
2 P5 `$ X" S, N' FBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈