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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.6 [( R  P4 S1 J$ p' S8 i  u. a: j
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
  X+ I5 p) o; z, g1 pOperator: What’s the matter?! J- H$ l" v. t: M! s3 i8 Q7 I' m0 n% F
Boy: With my math./ U. r! @7 `  p  X, F  {
Operator: With your mouth?
7 t6 m" K* l4 U: Q; ^# x) HBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 i4 e7 x0 ?9 H: W% x. YOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 h& k6 E0 R, G- K0 QBoy: No with my math.
) B0 M7 @; a' A9 L! nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( }1 |+ d* w* TBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone., F& r. Y+ K2 i# b# V) x# h1 X
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. j; S# y" I0 U! fBoy: Okay.
+ G5 I3 [7 F' S7 EOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?$ M- e9 d. }+ M
Boy: I have take aways.7 k1 ?0 K% g) k+ ^& Q* |
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" ?' N8 i- O; I( hBoy: Yeah.
& b0 L6 A- r. c- WOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?1 f6 f- g: ]; e  C' M1 L# j; k
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( H- i% K5 m* Q- o9 c: U0 l# [Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.+ g+ X4 N; A! r' N* o
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?4 i7 E) M, i: M( b
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?# @" N& h. H- U& F; q. G$ H

1 @* ^4 O: V; bBoy: I don’t know, 1.. u- F3 A  _# [5 W4 o1 |3 W
Operator: No. How old are you?
# r% B3 |* o& N/ YBoy: I’m only 4.
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- d; y. X0 I) a( iOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈): P0 m5 W- R$ E
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.. s* j" q5 s" _
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; h2 X# v4 l4 Q* P* G( K' _Boy: 5.1 m$ w4 @: x: q& B4 G) U0 v
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
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5 z/ k/ s" C( i* x2 eWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.1 Z* Z  M! o. ]% t* G
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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