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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
4 a5 k4 q2 j" M; dBoy: Yeah I need some help.
# Q, n1 w3 |- K2 w, k. o6 eOperator: What’s the matter?
6 y# v* E0 N& z: d" X  g. \. j! vBoy: With my math.3 B9 D+ Q8 \% y
Operator: With your mouth?
" [% ~5 d7 a) h2 OBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' Y" Q" e5 z. `. j; FOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
9 y- Z( m6 B+ [( e5 w" K* BBoy: No with my math.
, B6 D( `  h9 H3 T& @4 T) cOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  X6 Y; C$ M) l9 z+ D5 ?2 QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.' u2 ?! p/ c: @+ x
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% y  J5 q- m6 I% M3 e, UBoy: Okay.3 [+ ?5 s5 [2 w; ^$ f
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- }9 [: `0 F% pBoy: I have take aways.
& p1 t; R/ g! e5 _8 n: t, }Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' T+ W7 U3 j- Q: u% v! \Boy: Yeah." L) t! b; A  L9 @
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 n( B* x2 c; ~4 mBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ M9 g; K& [- e) _Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ Y- i9 ~8 X: J; A0 `Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?/ E) j' g6 R: y
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?$ O& k5 K5 w: f0 g

- k" H$ u* {8 k, j5 W% F' RBoy: I don’t know, 1.; [( Z# ?- u* F: f# c
Operator: No. How old are you?& w. E3 N6 v9 x4 G; A  P- |3 Q
Boy: I’m only 4.6 X5 C" M8 z% k" o
Operator: 4!
: c0 C! p% `2 y) H5 S- [1 q% C8 @# q) BBoy: Yeah.
1 X" K( T; o% Z& ^Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
# v" ~+ k0 [' ~' n& G$ QBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.8 E0 ~0 M8 [0 _* ^2 o: V# t( H
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?3 h5 s" e! z4 Y/ P# R' D3 e- S0 [) y" k
Boy: 5.  J9 _+ n; G7 z3 k5 W
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!8 S6 c% z7 u5 P9 M. K8 ^
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.. I. {" N3 C( H. m. C; H( f; P
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 s3 p( f! \! o5 A+ hWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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