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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
! K  E  \1 L- G7 v% zBoy: Yeah I need some help.
" G( r+ ^" B. e% T/ M2 Z/ ROperator: What’s the matter?
2 K/ {- u2 \. fBoy: With my math.
2 V* ?8 k1 r( wOperator: With your mouth?! x" }' e, p$ V) ^+ K# U
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?3 J" G2 G& Z5 Z5 l
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?3 p9 B  ]% W* A4 B8 c
Boy: No with my math.
! J: x, z6 _6 [+ j& ~: VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?' ]! ^9 D  }- H# p- k- K* K( Y
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.7 O  x2 J% t/ v6 \
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
7 A- b) V5 _; M: F/ o& r/ _" YBoy: Okay.
. V, i; ]- R% H: B# d9 x& [$ v. YOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?+ }/ N8 P4 N2 K4 V
Boy: I have take aways." M2 J6 Y# W1 l, W3 F! v% B3 e4 J
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways., w2 O$ S" @4 a9 q% ~0 _" C
Boy: Yeah.
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Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 Q! n% K1 G1 JOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' H/ \7 b0 U( N) m, k& wBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
8 \( p  {  O. N2 S1 ^; A( \. LOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?6 |" y0 {) {, ^( _2 n5 Y
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
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, I: v& o3 h( K  oBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.3 h: H% C9 W) y& V- I( l
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)3 ~3 J- s+ C" Q8 e: z
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% [' t1 g& c, C- M, D" I' s8 BOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?7 H% v& n3 u" D& }& k9 c8 e
Boy: 5.+ N6 C, J7 F! ~7 e5 p" G
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" W9 P) X' m! u* k& ~$ b# ]% ?Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math., @- \; V9 N7 x6 t! L" B4 u8 @- d
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.6 \7 t5 u; Z, y: X/ f- v% Z0 j, R! c
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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