4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
+ S* ~% T, w  E3 }, t7 xBoy: Yeah I need some help.
+ }. l. t8 @+ i" C/ ZOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
7 m9 m/ T! v5 C  v$ O! N6 vOperator: With your mouth?
& l$ j9 L# S. `( N" ^) Z  GBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 A! V- ^" `* Y9 w7 L4 cOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 C4 ?5 l! u* I  cBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
7 F" ~( u6 k# d2 z& {2 ]. l3 Z+ \Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# c4 _, S# U/ EBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
+ G" c3 B$ @  {1 m3 o. G/ f; u* ?2 WBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

9 M( Y5 |/ t% g/ V% a# R. {Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
# I3 E' }* }2 Z. ]2 W3 ?Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
& {/ i6 w7 e3 i: P) A2 B* uOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ o: _; p! N! |  n# b( Y# D: e5 R( QBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
5 w+ r1 e. s5 y2 GOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
, a9 H0 C, b9 F) X8 KBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 O7 z4 e, b) ~1 W, i/ ~Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
3 a5 Q( ~" }- ~/ h1 CWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈