4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
( o  E5 g/ F  E# _Boy: Yeah I need some help.
1 |8 _- M$ s$ JOperator: What’s the matter?
! H, s- m# O; `4 |7 yBoy: With my math.
. k) f9 y3 Q& q7 ZOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
# M* ^, g8 s9 ABoy: No with my math.
+ E9 @9 T( ~, I# w. l4 JOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  Q0 E3 Z* M5 n' ZBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
# v7 Y; W3 G& \Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
: F& D  U1 ~; V& p" j& _" |Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( z  e) \0 ^6 _4 OBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ O; D+ S2 w  v2 E" vOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 z$ Y2 D, m5 U& c! BOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
) A5 M8 R7 `+ n0 `; {4 gOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
8 b' T  K- U& P" {, e' G3 A; fOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
* f7 ?1 r7 J. N7 M+ Q+ Q  \Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( _  N5 `: ~2 q2 ~Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ E/ U9 d" |6 N" ~% }9 vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈