4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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6 M4 r5 k% d' _- g7 ]; TOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 a/ U+ b$ ?( p" ^! p% P( [' OOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
2 F3 _, L) G0 n8 z+ y% U; u6 Q4 ?Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 ^* n+ s* h1 `% D& lBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
7 s; `) a, O3 z. h8 n4 ]Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
" ]0 C4 M4 J3 }3 @2 M2 Z2 U+ e# C. SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
4 ^) v1 B& @# b+ P. L9 r; H* I% _Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ z! K" _1 `0 W9 y5 h* {% bOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
' O7 X0 C2 |8 S# A% E/ h' jOperator: No. How old are you?
/ C, C! Z0 ]9 C1 a. LBoy: I’m only 4.
  P3 m8 o6 w7 n, \Operator: 4!
0 ~% p! L* x$ H, E% ^$ y7 FBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
2 u6 G3 h6 d1 S0 Z) }5 u& q9 Q; KBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" p/ S; ~! D* k: Z/ w) dOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
% V( Z9 D7 L* V3 o* YWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 W9 ^" ~- P* k1 k# q9 \% ZOperator: It’s the mother…
. C$ Y; D7 F! RBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈