4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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! F& a( P6 n) }9 O! |% u( `( h7 jOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
7 N+ @- m- F' B7 mOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
0 W* A) s1 k% F9 }Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
, q& ~+ D5 n7 B7 tBoy: No with my math.
5 S9 l; X% l$ z6 l6 `1 N+ X* {$ pOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& X8 S% o: u# H) Q$ g5 sBoy: Okay.
; k7 L* Q$ y7 C9 f% b( d1 {* p: ]Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 G+ g" J( y: T6 mBoy: Yeah.
7 X; z3 n- ~1 }# Q6 |! [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
: y. Q- |- l& {# X0 JBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
0 ?9 u' E. ^6 A+ `: MBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

) m( W# W6 i. ?8 \8 s' NBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
0 B/ r4 q! m" q/ n" t0 [$ OOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. J) I* j7 i* t+ u; POperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 s, J* |( D5 }; I1 z8 {  C4 ~Boy: 5.
' a9 k  e) ]# i0 G5 w4 H4 A2 OWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈