4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
5 i/ D0 y0 H7 a) L3 t1 uOperator: What’s the matter?
1 f* K5 Q  ^* _3 Z4 pBoy: With my math.
! a7 G; s6 A% K( fOperator: With your mouth?
1 _+ d/ m4 l, I* f! e. l6 qBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
: Y. T( ]8 B6 I* t/ ]: a3 l0 F: q9 g; nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 S3 ?3 i5 ~+ _- r! y1 M) ?2 QOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
# L% h/ l, d! V5 l8 FOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
- [6 g+ j# `* B5 ROperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
* r0 U- y1 w! n; ]Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
) Y2 [& V0 D2 J: v+ vOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
( ?$ Z4 x  C/ _7 T1 fBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, J6 ], N( g" B$ A6 x! j4 DOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' u% [% I. M! v. C! uBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* v2 j. F: g, y' ?4 W2 \Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ Y9 M5 m* ~! Q$ U5 ?' ~' HOperator: It’s the mother…
  b8 a! s4 @7 }7 j" @* a4 Q$ @Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& {1 K) K3 X6 ~# C' l: d! @Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈