4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 ~  e. T* A) @8 |Operator: What’s the matter?
- b' Q; p/ Y! sBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
, i9 e; e0 {# K/ M' HBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 \9 W) s8 R; f1 `Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 M; f( [) ^& e( g4 K$ i, \Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
" b/ S  o, Z* Z/ B7 d) K! e% FOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# k( L; {6 l1 p4 @8 L% ?Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ `+ Y/ s0 e) l8 |% V1 AOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
" n, l5 M$ {7 @Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 |& O- L( a; ?, _( j  _Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
- c/ \+ r3 w" k- C9 ~( @0 bBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( n+ A* b  _. |2 t7 hWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈