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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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- A2 @" d7 \, c7 _Operator: 911 emergencies.
9 X1 {! n* M; ~; b! g5 E( vBoy: Yeah I need some help.8 Z9 M7 X8 w) a7 e* ^
Operator: What’s the matter?
1 u  J* X: X( ]# a% {% H+ dBoy: With my math.
8 X/ F6 v* Y( V4 w7 S7 JOperator: With your mouth?
& r2 x& K: X  r0 n6 e3 m! LBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?; g7 p* q+ I. |: T
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?* w( V: x( G: \
Boy: No with my math.
! Z+ b7 R# J5 K5 C7 mOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ l1 F* ~' _* h( a! @Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.8 m: {/ H/ W! U' x0 ~
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& ]0 H/ C( R9 t0 o' rBoy: Okay.( _6 T) o. {- v! ^9 J% r3 ?7 k
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?6 R. H4 u3 ~7 ^0 \, g' Y
Boy: I have take aways.
  H* Z# D" |' A  jOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.4 E6 B- J+ v* X' o2 f/ v
Boy: Yeah.7 {& G( k& E9 G+ L4 e
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' ~5 a1 f1 j7 v5 X3 G7 _4 nBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.* x) A' \" I7 L( e) z! l$ |
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
, f- h9 q6 L+ c% }+ J$ TBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ z% t8 K( n! e- QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?$ I" ]; ~  H& T  O
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
3 j9 c  S: @$ O- F, Y, cOperator: No. How old are you?
- K+ y$ u& |+ ?, oBoy: I’m only 4.5 h0 H( r5 ^* Y
Operator: 4!9 ]# N7 f4 I3 H! D3 V1 r
Boy: Yeah.
# \* O! W! ?8 `; u6 r+ u3 ROperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)5 F! d- j3 S' v( H) m
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.0 h! Y0 u, h. _$ J7 R
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
+ B# U% x6 i. g8 G3 hBoy: 5./ p7 h1 b! G7 F: h2 c: O: h
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!, m0 R1 s0 e5 A- }9 _! Y
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.% b3 L  J8 L) j
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  ~  f0 d0 o  [' yWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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