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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.. b3 g+ L" [, ^/ I* p3 T0 I( r  P& Y
Boy: Yeah I need some help.7 h0 A, ~( ~3 ^
Operator: What’s the matter?
  Q  @: e  G  m) _0 E# ~Boy: With my math.$ A  ?" r3 Q6 ?" O( ~# u
Operator: With your mouth?) ?- Y6 U# A: T+ \7 Q/ |9 i
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?# K/ I& v3 ]* {5 n* ]5 h2 D
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?; U: A# j/ b* s4 |
Boy: No with my math.
8 w" \: m& l, w( l( w  i6 EOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ E2 W4 R/ W' A+ [Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.4 [0 O  N% I2 @7 [
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.6 x5 r2 ?- g4 t7 D& Y: P
Boy: Okay.3 q& a7 e, J3 h' `+ M* p
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' \) l: O9 f) }" e2 gBoy: I have take aways.& K% V, t7 g# W/ ?# l
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways., g% c5 u) h1 u% j- {# h) V
Boy: Yeah.3 e4 N  I- I0 O$ z; P0 [( H) L0 B
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 Z1 J( B$ E( Z$ X/ E1 a3 RBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 }& ?: [$ d( F; ?  _& }Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.0 r: q. R' n6 x4 C
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?8 c- r/ _3 F  j4 A
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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! A  `2 k0 V7 w8 Q; y/ y# [Boy: I don’t know, 1.% \- S- Z; L6 E. A
Operator: No. How old are you?
- @: \4 C6 V6 r2 d( F& a; Q% wBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
1 n9 y( j2 [2 B& ?. G4 \/ ^% s8 A& q# MOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)* i& w" I8 n1 y! w* L; C  N7 X
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.' L! Z1 ~" O9 O/ @" i
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?3 e' ^) B* l5 Z. \
Boy: 5.
7 p: B: F4 Q, S% G! [Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!+ {* L7 l, v8 t
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math., h/ B8 L  W3 s1 a
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?% W- t$ W3 P0 Y7 _% E5 R
Operator: It’s the mother…7 F; r% |$ `; a: v! l9 Y: R
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.9 }5 l. |6 M' x$ b
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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