4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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& ?& W7 M+ v) S9 C4 v% z6 G3 i3 b, QOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 Q5 l  P4 z2 Q, i7 C9 ~  eOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
4 Q; e& h  P8 b6 h$ m3 gBoy: No with my math.
3 F9 V5 Z' s7 d% D" ?Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  Z- d& r/ s5 l' _/ w# A4 d/ V4 FOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
8 m1 A6 n# d$ \$ T0 H, kOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
+ m) q$ A8 w1 f( w5 `5 fOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# |* w# f. q& {: w% f* a/ WBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 Q) [: [* @4 U2 c2 GBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

- }$ A: |' S$ {Boy: I don’t know, 1.
) }7 d  n% h0 f) e) {: ROperator: No. How old are you?
0 d4 r$ k4 w# K, cBoy: I’m only 4.
. P3 \" a. D! q) _Operator: 4!
$ l! n0 Z5 a: ^. l% s, dBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
& F9 i! _6 d* `* Q5 hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ N" {; m9 ], x. WBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
9 z9 x3 n: L' S, [2 {' K' D# V5 q2 i6 _Operator: It’s the mother…
. G% m* k3 b5 V  u; BBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈