4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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7 z* t5 e$ k4 U! ZOperator: 911 emergencies.
% V/ B- |1 h0 R* JBoy: Yeah I need some help.
2 Q) `  E0 _: ?/ M) NOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
* u8 v$ l# L2 q5 }% SBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ e$ x, h7 h4 r+ y+ C& p/ ZOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' X) M; Q& }3 h& p2 {( Y+ TOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
  t8 m* X# R9 r: A8 w5 }Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
; O% h. f* L: c& a- x; ^) n9 wOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

9 T' N$ d& z& k+ o  t/ k# {Boy: I don’t know, 1.
( c3 Y+ Y- H' R9 w- S  O" \Operator: No. How old are you?
( i, h/ z# D- j; d( |4 r! OBoy: I’m only 4.
+ a/ M5 R! U5 d4 sOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* f3 O' L$ L0 H* i( H7 `1 \  bBoy: 5.
8 n5 [- z+ o6 q% ~- G3 j: MWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  i3 z8 p$ j% Q( B6 w/ \# ~  ROperator: It’s the mother…
. ~. d. ?8 F0 ~7 f! oBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈