4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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. W/ e4 ?( E4 ?Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
, ]6 l2 h! A4 C( {$ M- nOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
; l8 D9 p7 C# p: s4 B0 B* sOperator: With your mouth?
' e# w% C% K. @% @Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 B3 F- {* E3 T6 MOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 f1 ]6 X& H" O& i$ \Boy: No with my math.
- {$ g7 s8 F. U. POperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# E4 W2 }# t! ABoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 n" B$ C9 A& d7 J+ J1 T. OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 ~( E3 Y3 K; SBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- D4 M( f* j" d4 i/ hBoy: I have take aways.
  t$ \: s( n: N: t' D) _8 L4 X1 `Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  p8 }* X) ?6 [2 K+ m8 h% BBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 R4 L; n; v  `( s1 `1 o6 hBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
5 V& J. |2 M, f# WOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
# H- L+ T1 u5 a/ r4 S5 ZBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
! C- p4 f# T4 YBoy: 5.
9 e' O  w5 F7 {2 TWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 Q% {" p+ t* OBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
! N- y: H: E- h# y; T; HBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈