4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
7 E  _4 `' e6 f9 P- UOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
! A2 j8 b5 z0 W2 W3 w, i' d& T6 eBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 o+ W" @9 ]% a. G  Y1 KOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
! {. P  A2 \4 hBoy: No with my math.
+ v3 b* Y8 x. Q# }4 V( @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 C% h$ B% `8 s( h7 PBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 m# Y9 Q; O2 e. VBoy: I have take aways.
. `( {5 a/ ^+ a! L& p7 R# |6 bOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& P" S) x& x/ {$ OBoy: Yeah.
3 z8 Z! S% k+ J0 d. f$ tOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 o. u1 Q8 M- A- x  o4 U; YOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 S5 s- y( p6 I9 b0 V* l1 ZBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
# d. x: [) T9 DOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

- B! X- k* C( H1 Y: l2 XBoy: I don’t know, 1.
2 M6 x: ^- d# s) n$ {2 H) T* hOperator: No. How old are you?
5 b1 t* {6 m/ H% rBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
7 _! Z, D# U: |5 U; ^$ T* IBoy: Yeah.
$ Q$ L9 R& u$ S% Z! m# s. o; m5 X5 p5 oOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: t2 V( n/ _. y! t6 p: R; }' V# gOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ o8 Y3 D+ r4 `9 CBoy: 5.
8 a2 K. Y+ I' D& |9 a& qWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 [- n' D3 }6 z/ ?3 D# ROperator: It’s the mother…
: {& v, Y: H( z( i& w! Q) G" |: fBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% {+ p2 n3 o# b4 \Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈