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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
3 R+ y( I9 w( c  Q4 d# GBoy: Yeah I need some help.) ^6 n) ?5 J& P3 G, l: H
Operator: What’s the matter?: W% y; i! S9 @6 L# R
Boy: With my math.
5 V; i; u  g8 ?+ P  _Operator: With your mouth?( p% K/ {! \6 k9 z5 R7 l
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  M, l4 T: l. f3 j9 @- IOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
  ?3 ?( }, K# j4 E( rBoy: No with my math.
# E1 B4 U$ ~" r" z: bOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?$ G2 b6 J- x% O" m9 M6 h
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.! b5 C) H! H0 G) E- T+ y% ~0 Z) o
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% F! w/ ~  h: P+ S# a. [Boy: Okay.
( P' X; M8 _$ y1 R. @: }1 S9 b" [& lOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
4 f) o( h6 g- z: \8 gBoy: I have take aways.1 H# X$ [6 c' w3 {- g. h& y
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.0 o; ^; ?# ~. y5 I
Boy: Yeah.
! F1 v: l- a4 K$ X7 \! k5 hOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?, k" J9 S: L9 u. z! s* i) O3 A/ v" h8 R
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.! n  T2 H- U0 x& Y3 b+ `
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.3 Z/ q7 b" G/ ^5 v8 C. Z% q
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?& V# A5 J1 g) A  `
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?; w  T( t! ?) B; H# n3 r

3 J$ K, H5 K% z1 D6 w2 YBoy: I don’t know, 1.
/ g: S- ]: r" l3 T% pOperator: No. How old are you?7 s' Y" R! ?& Q. z4 C
Boy: I’m only 4.7 T' W. p& C1 t" r
Operator: 4!
" c  N8 d6 S/ LBoy: Yeah.
1 S: y& T' [0 z$ C3 oOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
8 h+ X. M5 E/ P4 V( X" X, eBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.& r) d  R; w4 @: _/ J9 P! L! |
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?0 f) U7 N6 y9 T, H% m
Boy: 5.
* W) F" P9 I" U- h# B3 I6 @0 MWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 T# y" L" u* {/ ?% PBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, d, p# Q7 w9 H( @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  |1 `, I7 ^7 N1 \Operator: It’s the mother…) K- _' p% V+ I/ w* W5 u
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; ~) }% g7 Y3 BWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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