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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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( c! h! K& p- t1 N1 \% AOperator: 911 emergencies.
  r7 X2 w, B8 N/ \' JBoy: Yeah I need some help.
7 H% c; K( V. z* s" m- [5 N' f7 rOperator: What’s the matter?
3 X- z1 U' @( D3 X- Z7 PBoy: With my math.) @& T$ t* _8 B+ ]5 A
Operator: With your mouth?
7 M7 W7 p# t0 V7 DBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?6 }* S! m. G0 y) Y
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
# {3 D5 A0 A4 _. ZBoy: No with my math.
, l& v7 X2 W5 O, {9 k7 [/ @# U- U+ F) ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# ?9 L* l: M& m2 M, W4 MBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% {) P( B8 y! x; W/ |
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.6 t/ Y) j+ Y+ h
Boy: Okay.. S1 _- f7 d4 _: ~
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?  C  C, G8 Y; X# w/ D4 ]
Boy: I have take aways.1 f# I6 w- `) u
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. |: B' l% B, o* H2 nBoy: Yeah.
. J( b% w  x: `7 l, {Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 Q/ E$ A  w  J) g0 R" vBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' ^- t4 t" @! k# o5 MOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.9 n: Y! y. V4 R  `1 X) E8 m
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?4 C1 S: `# l' |& D; o
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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+ s" p8 ~4 n2 n/ l1 p& q4 aBoy: I don’t know, 1.
7 v# C' ]# b9 N. Z$ ^$ y% V( BOperator: No. How old are you?7 [4 v6 w/ L/ Q# N! d
Boy: I’m only 4.
; u- L& f7 |0 D9 c. E! X" A; XOperator: 4!
  o: u! B9 P# Z2 q. YBoy: Yeah.
' d# V/ j$ U6 a, n+ dOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 }: ?. U, x6 V& Z$ F- U
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.; y4 }) I) @) O! Y' E
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?/ f9 x0 G1 M! {# p# N0 _6 y
Boy: 5.
& u7 v( z0 H7 y! q# OWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!4 r' h. `. T( a' u; ]+ V
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 U  ^- p& V) G5 d/ ]Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?) W0 g( F2 P% B, _
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 U+ a5 T: K$ g, T* Q! V0 zBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.6 ]: c: B% l. C0 g: b) x0 [4 S: t
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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