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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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5 S$ b: \" h* t' v7 m! B/ [3 aOperator: 911 emergencies.
# J$ _; c( \6 ^7 c/ c. Q" v4 UBoy: Yeah I need some help.
% @7 i# E4 O' M! p! d' `; P- {* Z4 g$ EOperator: What’s the matter?6 p: F4 d, O. X! D( s
Boy: With my math.6 w0 z6 k" M$ q- c: ]
Operator: With your mouth?( {4 q3 m/ h! d0 w( z9 F
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?6 ]  H3 Q$ S- |8 M3 f
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ o0 W+ W9 O8 R8 M) i8 RBoy: No with my math.
( L" t4 w# `& l& N3 U: ?% @& FOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
1 b' n; Z6 g& @# _3 Q( vBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 m" |0 U: d, F3 ROperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.! R9 v2 d7 M3 s. ^; `! _% h
Boy: Okay.
% H, k/ M5 L: |, N1 COperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 Y2 y# e/ p* ]. Z! w9 EBoy: I have take aways.7 L0 O  ^) K* Y9 j8 {, O
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.9 ~9 f8 B2 X) i
Boy: Yeah.
- p' h) w5 n& O5 FOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; R% j- u2 r1 \3 ~* d' ^( u& QBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 q3 @/ B( \) O( Z$ BOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ h2 x% b& V6 J3 k3 G8 z1 [/ dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?; l( q  r! b5 @/ n, F. L5 n6 K2 H
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
" ]$ J/ g* R* b6 Q1 n0 SOperator: No. How old are you?  _' J* ~. @: i4 h- |$ n+ k6 \
Boy: I’m only 4.- t" d+ A& n. D& B, B/ q
Operator: 4!2 B: G( S' M- A( T
Boy: Yeah.
6 b# }1 h; B" a4 H8 tOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)7 ~2 F0 q4 q) X
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( m. X+ T( B$ o( g7 SOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?7 z4 t# [$ T5 V
Boy: 5.
$ k3 d! U4 l8 j6 l0 p8 k2 G4 XWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 n5 V9 f" I. _4 HBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.3 T8 c  s2 }) }! j4 a  r
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 Y) S" I* {% u4 H/ H# [" j0 x# r8 JOperator: It’s the mother…
8 q8 c! m2 z' w. }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 V  k7 _- V, v% y: y+ IWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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