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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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2 p9 W! l2 O1 y; d" qOperator: 911 emergencies.
; Y. {0 {1 b9 vBoy: Yeah I need some help.
& D! s+ ]: r) w- \4 }3 Q) J. AOperator: What’s the matter?" K# L5 e! b7 L$ a# w) }
Boy: With my math.3 u, _9 n- f% ]7 F
Operator: With your mouth?7 c# v4 _, v9 g2 i
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" F' I: ^4 V5 P1 D" iOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
' f- x# G3 k' K; Z) A) ^Boy: No with my math.: r& _7 c) Y' `, g9 U
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?: g7 E( Q. l" Y0 g$ R/ k% b" W' D
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# {6 O, _7 }1 w5 ROperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.! B# k$ ?1 O  u/ C5 m, z% E: b" B
Boy: Okay.
7 V. ^; M* A; c* C( [3 LOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?: j& V& O0 {. ]! ^- |, k+ K
Boy: I have take aways.4 D& K1 p" V' \; E% f% `
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 a; |5 S. H+ X. U6 e3 UBoy: Yeah./ G) Y/ Z2 B4 w0 O! i
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?$ A9 [2 t- K  ?3 H) @9 t3 K$ M
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 A2 r# `) n' R: R' U. YOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* `1 t3 V; P2 W) R+ u4 yBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
8 Q0 m1 W6 W, _% cOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?. l; [, E  u& h: d2 ~+ f1 D
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
6 ]9 o$ G" Y" R! n# aOperator: No. How old are you?
1 x: b7 O5 g5 E% d$ W3 K* |; FBoy: I’m only 4., z: V8 z9 Q) b! D, H; f4 \
Operator: 4!
7 g# o9 s, F4 z- N$ f- G. _Boy: Yeah.& _, `2 J9 r( b
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
+ n+ h$ N2 L( T3 U7 \' P) _Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# ~3 Z2 O4 k  @% rOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ ]0 E) d& s! dBoy: 5.
% R# R6 }! ?2 L& Q; P, PWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
0 t6 e) ?: _; s4 D5 uBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& j8 }8 s' C7 \: [4 t7 pWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ y% f' F5 r9 |1 y( A2 uOperator: It’s the mother…! b" N. Z9 L* U: j; E
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 @& B' r0 t- U! y( FWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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