4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
' a( {5 }& ^6 p: V9 CBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
4 A% l, O8 E8 Z8 g! `' IBoy: With my math.
* p, d& S7 {7 ^/ z* i9 iOperator: With your mouth?
% _5 w( t. E- g2 ?Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
( m$ ?  a" p( yOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
; {" P9 y! {$ Q' d% ROperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; {0 M" U' ^* B" m  d( o* rBoy: Okay.
3 m$ f4 ?# Y" ?8 rOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: f; _9 B' _8 o. t0 Y/ N9 c6 lBoy: Yeah.
; |6 |7 ~& L$ S* M8 M8 O  hOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
  K1 j" {! @5 ?7 A. ]7 ?Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& q! |6 d9 m5 j- c$ dOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

& j+ r- b- ~( H& d$ B% Y5 Z- DBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
/ j8 O/ \% x! [) v9 H- oOperator: 4!
( ?$ U+ T8 S8 Y. ~( PBoy: Yeah.
6 n" ^' I& z% Y9 s% o  j$ ^Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 ^! P. p9 ]2 f- |Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 U0 S3 {4 R7 d9 @4 n" \Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 o& \* k$ X8 A  Z& c& N' DBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈