4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( {7 |, F. S9 ]. }  h, p2 V( a* POperator: 911 emergencies.
! R: }+ I- D: ?! R0 j7 d$ gBoy: Yeah I need some help.
8 t1 d; p5 K  h3 V' w: fOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
2 l- i' @1 {! QOperator: With your mouth?
& m! x, Z( `; p9 f, XBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 B; @* K' K3 p8 _Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
" D/ C3 D8 P5 T( pBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: i# `$ F, U7 i& e' C  r- D' [Boy: Okay.
6 l7 [3 B9 U, Z- {+ I) cOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ N) b' R. n$ ~+ y6 s) ~/ J8 l6 pBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
, x" q" j* K2 B1 ~Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
! X) Y/ u$ n0 Y- _5 ?% NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" g- U7 g  ?5 S3 G, E/ P* COperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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9 i/ S& A+ L' q8 v% _/ h; k' B" Z' `Boy: I don’t know, 1.
# U( D! i; h* T+ K  lOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
, e, n$ ?/ h9 S1 h2 _Operator: 4!
( D+ k, x) L& D' @Boy: Yeah.
) d2 O% b  r4 OOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
) r/ @" d" M# I5 vWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: O# J( m" g: zWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
% s2 E( }6 o( e! ]' A7 I; t" W2 wOperator: It’s the mother…
$ x, ]7 o; `% N/ i& V: d2 EBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- D# p+ ]8 M0 dWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈