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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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% z( L1 c0 @9 @- d& r: u对话文字记录1 y7 H( o& h; W4 d
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Operator: 911 emergencies.
+ Z+ l8 K* h( J) M' FBoy: Yeah I need some help.
$ g6 z( S) C+ [, R; IOperator: What’s the matter?  C: |# Q  H3 y& n
Boy: With my math.$ n, t4 i! I. u/ {' [0 C* y
Operator: With your mouth?
0 H& V0 l  C. F' R4 H+ eBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?( ~+ P) ]2 J/ |
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?" [- k, [% H; W& L0 d" W
Boy: No with my math.
3 `  E5 q* {1 tOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( r. w3 {' K/ D- S2 S! ^Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.( t; X) n% k& \. y' j8 I
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.1 N( o" K6 Z/ }
Boy: Okay.
# L# r7 S3 x3 M3 C3 f6 IOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?$ h2 k# \* O: Z4 t+ y2 V/ u  T
Boy: I have take aways.
# n$ w1 D$ K* C1 \+ {9 cOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.5 W$ H, y: g3 L0 x: s
Boy: Yeah.) a6 I( Q+ ?/ ?2 x
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?* d  X2 E3 F' V) g# D
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.9 ], ~; g) m6 L8 ]4 z) w
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.! K- y! Z" K) y. l
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
) R  w+ e/ V* p1 T; pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?1 J! Y# P1 N2 Z! y- d7 ~$ Y6 U

" G/ Y, Q* J$ i+ m/ w$ [  _' iBoy: I don’t know, 1.
* Y7 b( F* m- ], q. UOperator: No. How old are you?
8 ]( q& [4 C) z$ j$ l2 \, kBoy: I’m only 4.# V0 b0 C$ n# i  N9 e
Operator: 4!* x' L0 J+ m( I$ V1 V+ |
Boy: Yeah.
# ]4 Y' g6 c( kOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
& Q1 m& {1 R# _  \/ C2 lBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.3 w. }4 |4 |# X+ T3 I1 y
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: _' _  M/ @4 J% c/ _% l" R" iBoy: 5.
) S; t6 @/ T' c: U" ]# J( ?Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!5 |0 ]; U$ c  |0 f! j
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
7 R2 o+ n' d! H9 \! tWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?+ t1 s- o4 k2 E9 Q
Operator: It’s the mother…: G2 S" C- X& `! o# T
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 z- {+ ~- I6 e6 N8 [- R8 [( PWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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