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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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" S: F, G8 i) s4 a$ o( q+ }' uOperator: 911 emergencies.: q0 ^5 t+ b$ p8 p) K7 V
Boy: Yeah I need some help.' _* Q9 ?! A7 t0 ]
Operator: What’s the matter?
/ Z0 C& d7 l( h& y4 F2 lBoy: With my math.
2 V6 B- f: _  ~+ v3 Z3 WOperator: With your mouth?
$ {  a$ M* N' }' H. XBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' ]4 I  h5 u- s( q7 y$ g% @+ E/ ^Operator: Sure. Where do you live?9 V9 e5 f: y  T0 x/ n
Boy: No with my math., J7 \3 W+ G( o/ X! Z
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. B' \& t* \5 l& \1 ZBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.& D, @! i) v- |9 o
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
( w* k' S  u7 W% K- YBoy: Okay.
3 p; m: }: \- Y% k5 i0 QOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?# W9 P% c2 x5 B- J3 G) \7 X
Boy: I have take aways.
& V( F" E" ^* @  J  @Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.: T1 g3 U% `, d4 d
Boy: Yeah.
0 [8 n- ?1 _$ IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?; q7 d, _' e5 h+ A4 j
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
" S- J, X2 H; Y9 L" lOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) B7 G% j3 _7 y7 KBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?. W" m9 ]; n+ |- F
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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# Q& o  D: f! Y+ z. a$ }" QBoy: I don’t know, 1.
! X; W, k/ p' ~1 I, `! b- pOperator: No. How old are you?) u, N# w4 B: m4 g
Boy: I’m only 4.
" a- f8 ]4 Y4 Q& z) p  eOperator: 4!
% U8 c6 |: D9 B5 g6 nBoy: Yeah.6 K2 |0 g$ b1 T
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)5 J3 s' k) ^5 o+ }* k7 _+ Y
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' W" H2 u! k* ?3 \  w. b. V/ ?4 FOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
  O/ ~+ R# }/ N" j( Z- _Boy: 5.' f+ @4 n4 d* f8 R0 E
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ c5 F  D; u) Y6 FBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# G8 G) i* z) U/ pWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?4 C$ C  n: C& H4 K! }
Operator: It’s the mother…
% C# D" P; Y0 Y$ b4 y% qBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( b" o) E: D0 P" T# UWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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