4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
. V8 O' n% Y1 B$ H" r' t& oBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
" T( P& y' Z; |/ UBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! ?7 J) ~- E& {% t) ROperator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ I1 g; g. [: S5 ]/ CBoy: No with my math.
) F& y* E! v, z- R! f7 ~7 iOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: e9 K3 K0 ]4 ^% U3 k( ]! a! XBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
. u3 u# ^* [0 B, m/ i0 J- ]Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 j; X& w  y8 u  H/ N% I& M! w! e3 S- DBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 |5 J1 Q8 E" WOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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6 p- `7 k6 e; u4 k  w# LBoy: I don’t know, 1.
# {! R& y6 \. Q+ z$ k( U4 f; gOperator: No. How old are you?
6 _4 U# T5 [' x7 O+ DBoy: I’m only 4.
& J' E* R8 U# B9 i( X6 _Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
4 B* G8 a* C, K) ^; x1 f* POperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. B$ S6 ~8 y+ @' i! Z$ ~' bBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
; b, A) z4 w* \Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈