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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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3 ?" o5 ]4 K& m/ h对话文字记录( ^& t; ~* h: _! l' _4 U
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Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 [5 ~5 Z. \* r8 RBoy: Yeah I need some help.
0 q; ~8 k* L) X# a+ ROperator: What’s the matter?
8 j# g! l- f; s! PBoy: With my math.0 C" T. n7 u. I$ ~' E! t" T2 p
Operator: With your mouth?
( K! O, H6 [* \# q, SBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?, {+ H# X6 i! l) Y( A
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?: Q. D7 M7 A- C0 f, E" @3 \
Boy: No with my math.
0 s# @3 F! `$ Y3 X. K2 l3 IOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?  T' W$ D# ^' w* m3 B8 A
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 S- j; T- r8 e" |2 zOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.2 `8 |& b4 V. a5 C" P" P3 e
Boy: Okay., Z/ v# Y+ L0 Z4 n$ i
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* ]3 e# d1 T7 T! [% HBoy: I have take aways.$ }2 }2 B1 v/ X% E6 t
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.& S$ c) B# O  R
Boy: Yeah.
- k2 s8 @6 Q' k1 C. s. UOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?/ h' L' o, T6 B& a
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
. E% G: A6 |  H( oOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) O0 I% x1 V: t* U- a3 bBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?$ ^3 {2 j+ _, e/ ^3 u. M" P2 C  L
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
3 d: m' g( p/ v: w( HOperator: No. How old are you?+ m- {7 l) w$ K9 _
Boy: I’m only 4.$ w5 u. M1 J! A& n/ X: Q
Operator: 4!- I" k1 t( S9 z
Boy: Yeah.
+ Q& r2 I6 b! ~% gOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)( `/ _' m+ P* \1 [9 k' L+ m
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.5 t7 I# `$ o) e
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?2 v' G" c5 v- H$ S/ X3 P
Boy: 5.* I1 B3 `: H4 b- `, T% I" G
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!: ]) f  B  q) P  j4 X
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.! }( J& B' x" U: X! p
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 z: ^( ^5 O& m. u$ h0 M% u1 TOperator: It’s the mother…3 t, w0 b  y& _$ w" Z$ E
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.! e! I* b" Z( O3 `9 o
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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