4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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9 e* \* X% E, d9 c( I( wOperator: 911 emergencies.
, N. N& f5 q% \Boy: Yeah I need some help.
& |8 ^. t( c! uOperator: What’s the matter?
/ q4 T/ }7 G0 k/ hBoy: With my math.
: z0 N, j) k8 b( L+ p  C3 NOperator: With your mouth?
  G; i% f. O/ m( DBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 W+ z/ ^) V6 @5 e/ y& gOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
2 n# w! U) U5 M. R5 JOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  M7 v. e$ y$ ?. n7 J5 H. W; nBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! w5 H8 k7 f. SOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; a$ F9 l0 p% }3 OBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
* s7 x: g- E  Y9 r% M7 COperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
$ R% R: X" ]! JOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
& S7 e/ \- _6 R( OOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
( P& R$ [( M  i3 |) `$ c/ y! jBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
, s$ K2 x5 D( i% Y1 PBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 W5 t2 |/ [& Q$ }; CBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 W: U' r) r9 X* C1 VWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 ^5 G+ y5 K) K4 k/ n8 R! FOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 Z$ Q7 n9 b  B5 `( s& X$ DWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈