4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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; v% [9 H' L3 NOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
9 r: J1 Q' T8 a# ~8 X) t) kOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
9 ]# s% e$ H4 B% b3 IOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* p: I# @* J3 a7 S; }9 N8 L& ?Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
9 J3 y2 g. @. R5 ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" U) u( a! p. D" b  A0 CBoy: I have take aways.
: _( j! y4 u. |* E: YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  O1 \9 l! R% k: ]4 u( S, YBoy: Yeah.
3 f7 b+ p4 j+ i" YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
6 {+ C+ G1 c- D& eBoy: I’m only 4.
( I  ~0 _. s5 u( b0 ZOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
  p, [/ z4 {, VOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 Z. n' o) X8 h" l) aOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 k$ N6 t( O. r2 R0 sBoy: 5.
! T% b, k# d' |$ iWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( L  F1 x# A; `' _1 l+ NBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! ^8 I6 j( S9 G* n! wWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 |( Y  F* r3 E  E. @Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
' d# j% g4 ?2 }Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈