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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.) K0 x( y9 m) O5 y
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 `" d9 U8 N) ^/ R$ A. Z% N8 Q0 W" DOperator: What’s the matter?
( {) s# _  Z: gBoy: With my math.5 N' J; U- R: F5 F; m! ]
Operator: With your mouth?& n" V9 H9 H9 }. i
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?3 o2 R- e  B0 B1 m$ e) ~/ k- P( i
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
! i' E& T( n5 L" Q) @Boy: No with my math.4 M* A0 Q& P* v1 j7 f( q1 `
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?2 O( I3 P- |; {) m2 d& g; D) r+ p
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.; z7 Q9 L& f2 j3 R
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ D$ [3 v9 R) @8 g$ E& gBoy: Okay.$ t3 z% F( c/ H) N/ q
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?+ i# H4 P8 p8 t7 m
Boy: I have take aways.
/ I, C( |6 y( V; L# Y- T. z6 gOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ _  ^- r' k1 y! X$ M) Q: O  mBoy: Yeah.
. M  B' R5 y- \/ z5 j# g5 [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
& ^; w3 t( ~  @4 V  sBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math." ]. g) ?# R$ V7 W* l, U7 f
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: Q; \3 c# h. ]* K% T6 A0 ^1 qBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
' r3 T6 _1 @) u$ i3 s) J+ ]Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
: p: O4 ?; e& v; n- [5 g  |: @4 mOperator: No. How old are you?
7 w  F  L9 {% ?$ a2 eBoy: I’m only 4.1 x4 b* ~  i; }1 h+ [
Operator: 4!  D# X; C4 T" p; p
Boy: Yeah.7 c# \4 O5 A" u. V9 G5 C' ?& ?
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)1 p1 F4 t5 X: e1 i- L8 Z2 C6 B% T
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.' u9 P& l6 ], ~$ @
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?% N# a( `8 L+ b3 I
Boy: 5.% |2 @* W1 |; O0 ~/ u7 i3 C# X
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!/ }! F; [) D: q  n; j# I% E7 k
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.! r0 |# n6 y5 U9 e
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 F5 e; T: ]4 r: H% f- ZOperator: It’s the mother…2 J. L& I8 `; |
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. v) O! B3 T  E; [0 hWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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