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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
. s2 v$ ?8 x1 vBoy: Yeah I need some help.0 Y( f9 W7 ~. P& u
Operator: What’s the matter?  G8 B3 t2 i( p" m
Boy: With my math.
# P, H7 U# s% aOperator: With your mouth?# S; y1 x# ^' \8 h
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; Z' j; V+ C7 b& fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
& @/ ]& O+ A' J8 WBoy: No with my math.
5 }$ D) b" W0 U. AOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?' o1 Q; E) _* j3 O9 b1 F
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 v2 |3 w: V4 l% OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.2 t6 O/ @& t% F  ?" N  r. [; K
Boy: Okay.1 Y! x2 S1 e! s% {* v# N4 n
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 D$ g% v1 ?  k" Q3 x) qBoy: I have take aways.9 ^0 E$ Y% j+ d2 A; h
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.7 J5 G) U' ?: ]
Boy: Yeah.
, J! @5 x$ L. z0 m4 m  w; j) r5 ROperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 U8 W3 L) |3 |- l7 J3 yBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
  b- r2 r: n/ S$ _" zOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" o4 R% N: q0 [+ N$ |Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?$ n- l' K. O, I2 B. R% R
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?! ?" p5 l7 x" Q) l& m7 ~3 G

. }. j0 e1 o/ q; X5 G+ ]6 gBoy: I don’t know, 1.1 T  S- |# O6 Z2 h3 I
Operator: No. How old are you?3 H  w, D9 d) b
Boy: I’m only 4.( h2 M4 N& A8 D: I& b
Operator: 4!9 u" I8 T7 |1 [4 b$ k
Boy: Yeah.
  D+ k& o" }- POperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
+ ^/ Q  r2 {: Q/ \" G) B+ y- DBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. i: O3 ?0 G/ ]5 I. l* ZOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
, z- i* l2 n! y7 x& |0 i; qBoy: 5.6 s2 o4 z( W7 J7 O- p, y
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!* P9 \# S; g+ Z+ I+ [6 m
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.  z6 |1 s/ [- q- m# Q: f
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?* o2 k: H) _2 ^% f2 m
Operator: It’s the mother…, Z  R- A7 z. e. B0 c8 E! A* n' q9 e
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  q7 n; {# u1 ]6 GWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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