4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% {+ w1 g' O% {  k2 b$ YBoy: Yeah I need some help.
! m/ t: [" q; \4 L  ]- O+ pOperator: What’s the matter?
  T- X6 R7 A/ Z$ SBoy: With my math.
$ n! U1 u  K* a' |8 V! ]7 \1 POperator: With your mouth?
" x( Z5 i# P3 A' o& n; K1 ]Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  ]4 R; u9 b) W2 A, \Boy: No with my math.
$ v+ l3 ]5 Z) h& _7 \2 NOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& ]8 _; m4 L9 aBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  n, E( D  E% n% R5 dBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 L  j" n' g, O6 h5 v; S2 rBoy: I have take aways.
- f5 [/ j9 N2 A1 T0 q) ?Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. Q6 o( D0 P# d* X% eBoy: Yeah.
$ O7 a9 p" s6 t- a# Z; YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ Z/ R, S$ g- {2 {& W4 FBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 ~# d6 M# W: E: IOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- A9 h0 O( b# \7 x/ WBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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5 V: V2 [+ x) ^  SBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
2 }  ~( Q% J+ d! b8 n/ }& NBoy: I’m only 4.
) z0 D) @4 L+ g4 ~, }Operator: 4!
9 M/ E7 e; u) F8 D, n9 M+ sBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
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/ G7 I0 O3 [8 f" zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ A& Q& v' q8 hWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 f% |( j  |+ q3 r: F8 {0 fOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈