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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
4 O3 N$ i# r$ Q$ L6 BBoy: Yeah I need some help.
: I$ q3 a/ V9 x8 T& l0 T3 D5 QOperator: What’s the matter?
1 j0 m" \' v( o( L2 TBoy: With my math.: S: ^+ |1 V( c7 O
Operator: With your mouth?
/ E+ z- r+ E9 X# gBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; t' B! p3 y* b3 t* |$ S: M3 bOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
: s* Q: I+ j$ |. y0 L- RBoy: No with my math.* s3 e4 W0 d5 g/ V
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 R( k1 u. y' |+ ?9 dBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone." Y4 ^* ?0 F- v1 {3 d. U/ k9 B
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.( e3 b! D0 _; u9 `' W
Boy: Okay.
1 \& h( E6 g$ \: |Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( x- _2 [% O' d+ u; EBoy: I have take aways./ n/ L  t9 N8 }7 Y; P/ s8 h( X8 Z) _
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.! m* V. E/ S/ `/ t8 X
Boy: Yeah.  S. F8 F( x' N4 Z1 Y& I
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" U4 F* q$ |; l  W! [2 {3 c- x" ^Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 S+ Q. O9 R% F. t$ QOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.1 `4 z) z: D/ ]3 f9 c
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" _! O6 Q+ R2 ?* `8 }9 ZOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
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3 M7 o: N$ e: K- G& f2 nBoy: I’m only 4.
2 F/ y2 j& P: G7 {( l9 A! NOperator: 4!; ]" |0 T8 ?$ r' ~( ]: R4 }
Boy: Yeah.
0 l: s& r' u) _' D7 EOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
+ |, v5 i, ]) |- t2 h5 Q5 j; Z2 B( i$ A7 QBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 [4 Y. A9 l8 n* x2 z( l8 t  g1 WOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?. b! T$ U7 C, S) J4 L
Boy: 5.5 y  O' N/ j0 Z8 W# n& Q' }$ g
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" s  s8 `! ?  A8 r. JBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( `5 q7 i% }/ S3 ]2 P! MWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?1 v% T( }/ T2 H' x0 E7 u9 T
Operator: It’s the mother…
8 s6 J( ]) _5 Z0 d$ p1 l2 GBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.; a8 _% x/ n; _: F
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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