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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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2 j7 c% U6 B, l+ jOperator: 911 emergencies.
" x' _6 T4 z6 E5 XBoy: Yeah I need some help.$ B( C8 [  j% _3 [; z; N4 s# Z6 F
Operator: What’s the matter?+ I' H1 J) V0 s  a; N
Boy: With my math.+ }4 H8 D& R& u8 s9 a
Operator: With your mouth?4 |, a' N! M9 n
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" k" v$ e; `9 n/ N9 bOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
4 c. C9 R' |7 F" JBoy: No with my math.
( ~4 U+ |7 D5 \( d9 X) v4 EOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
8 x1 }) E7 z* uBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.' s: `# H3 p0 |7 b( u4 C
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 K, @7 U6 R, ?0 g9 H7 bBoy: Okay.
' t2 G. g% {0 ?  m' ?8 [, ?) |Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 g  W+ U8 c5 \3 @Boy: I have take aways.
- ~+ a3 R$ K2 T$ y" h  h& l. \; _Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 F4 A! j4 b" Z& X: LBoy: Yeah.: F$ U& ]3 m" t& P' X; j0 T$ W% {4 f
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
! O- Q. W' C/ c8 N  F$ i# cBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; v! y9 o; c7 p, ^- GOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% M6 B" u! I7 P7 D' PBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?5 ~, p0 [2 b; u' e+ B
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?3 Z- c" _- K  ]' b
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.  |4 d. a$ w) z$ E
Operator: No. How old are you?+ O, X1 u- g) Q. G
Boy: I’m only 4.
/ M7 B/ G0 z5 ?% D$ P2 l; g4 L' VOperator: 4!- g) w) v, E8 }3 R+ K- b. {( S, @
Boy: Yeah.* e8 ]0 G' b" l& H6 Q
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
: c8 w8 R( k/ [Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.- s7 g- v6 B& K4 ]7 t% i6 [. k8 r
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?3 C5 f9 B; ~- }7 {
Boy: 5.
2 g' k& o' n! _9 F  j' G8 MWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!; e# K+ m! t' f* t2 Z3 Q
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 J! b2 i4 ~7 ]* J" K0 Z/ V, pWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 n' j% J( y6 k; A) @! uOperator: It’s the mother…1 Z" e0 i4 t+ C- v, T6 z* j, g/ N
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
: s/ D1 _9 n. A3 E2 R; `Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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