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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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7 U' ]0 q, G; }  Y1 i5 A对话文字记录0 R$ Y$ M* A' B0 U

/ U3 D) s: [6 _/ mOperator: 911 emergencies.
( m5 q# E- ]$ X2 ]* A5 v  U% z8 IBoy: Yeah I need some help.
4 r  a3 |1 J8 D  J7 ROperator: What’s the matter?" ?( b2 s' C, K& E9 ~
Boy: With my math.# l' m% C& M+ P4 p3 n* W+ r
Operator: With your mouth?
* ?- d+ _) ?- q; e8 d+ f/ P/ z. IBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?; N' \$ V" k/ z' X4 T  o1 b* c
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?9 b* R) e  R/ s
Boy: No with my math.3 L1 G. ]. z" h3 v* ~4 a! {
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?% u6 m# Y" \7 W# g  x
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 C1 A$ ~& _+ B% }* pOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.) M! ~2 d4 U# I" c9 W$ B+ Z$ P6 m$ `
Boy: Okay.0 n& q; H) G2 R" p! q5 [4 q
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?+ G( |3 C: {# x
Boy: I have take aways.& S: T! x' F5 [7 L/ {
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.# Y' d" s7 T/ ^6 A
Boy: Yeah.) B; V. \& J- W* t0 O  c: a# T: ?
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?9 Y. N% s% h/ M  J* Q- Q$ d% H
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.) s- M$ v+ p% L8 r5 Y4 l3 \
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 i1 M6 Z8 a/ jBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?5 b2 G( w6 f+ Y. n: v
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?5 w9 k" k) L# B$ g7 x
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
" m: b' Q! b# X+ q! O! ]) dOperator: No. How old are you?
2 R1 J- P4 S9 G9 x- \5 D  EBoy: I’m only 4.. V% l, ^+ Z' F
Operator: 4!$ [' y1 y$ k1 o" w  k3 S4 `
Boy: Yeah.
2 M  X  M; ~$ p# _Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)$ V( U6 r2 ^' B! @, w0 k  I
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: k6 C( W, Y6 _" l1 |- LOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 _# i. z+ ]5 G9 [# O- X9 BBoy: 5.
5 s/ z9 r7 ~' Q6 yWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!! e# t% ?% \6 m* h! {1 f, Y! |
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 P# Q6 `+ V3 e, M) j' o- iWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?' }" Q  J1 v9 ~5 C( E& V
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ H0 E' z( U- i) J9 `Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.* X2 L/ V5 F! ]% a* |+ S
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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