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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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/ M* N0 x; g1 w1 r; q: p+ J3 AOperator: 911 emergencies.- T0 x8 T2 X5 V1 _2 {; w, c
Boy: Yeah I need some help.7 d1 M' r0 J4 P. Y; i: F% h7 X, a
Operator: What’s the matter?/ w7 v% {- n6 B! h; @4 @& [/ l
Boy: With my math.
8 o& w' W; Y8 m/ \6 UOperator: With your mouth?
0 W$ ^% M1 ?* B$ h- N( f+ WBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?6 ]! x. C! |1 f8 ?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
' j# T0 d7 k( A0 K. D! RBoy: No with my math.* D' z( y$ j- M" u5 P+ }- e
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  @8 \8 c1 [3 `1 @* [& ~Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.5 @1 w; f3 J6 m% |
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 k0 i$ z8 x, E, i! A" u6 XBoy: Okay.4 z; t* S5 a/ L( s% P5 I# I
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?2 A3 ?9 \! E2 G- d
Boy: I have take aways.1 x4 u* J, m! r+ G
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.7 l( V* ]5 @- J: L* K
Boy: Yeah.
9 s3 w% \* M+ `( X9 j2 U6 p  WOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?& l" j5 }7 Z1 t. M3 p
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 m) S7 e& D. U6 kOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.0 P( x' D$ N. `
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?  j  K! {4 D. L
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?' O  i3 y( s' X6 O  |4 h

& T/ z/ ^4 F- eBoy: I don’t know, 1.
. m; W0 j$ Y: S' E6 qOperator: No. How old are you?0 y' k) Z$ N2 o! l* l# x
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ a5 L) D- v& d5 l9 O; o1 NOperator: 4!
% N- A& A: `. j* l2 |" H+ n' S5 VBoy: Yeah./ q" J* \6 i! ]7 y# Q
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)% \& o4 L$ H: w2 n5 f
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) b* b" p$ Q: d( f# [Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
: b( B6 {# E  JBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math." U+ F  d6 L9 ]
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  v, S1 O0 _3 F) I: E! W4 e$ h( S7 q& |Operator: It’s the mother…
0 L* R; C# g" h  |Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody." G5 h1 _1 A# o# r4 e4 [0 Y" ^
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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