4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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. y9 _# u) ]! eOperator: 911 emergencies.
1 H4 f! Y( _8 i1 a' X9 iBoy: Yeah I need some help.
1 P0 B% m0 f2 v! t2 I* ^Operator: What’s the matter?
5 f1 X. @" {( S1 f6 h8 WBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
- K8 O" o8 d3 J6 Z! YBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; E" k7 U3 L1 h2 h7 U" j: yBoy: Okay.
8 q0 N$ ^. j* L( t$ tOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
7 ^' j! d/ j2 {) S' }Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 Z3 @6 p+ ]% p3 d7 g% C0 @Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
. r/ y% B) Z0 e1 \; i9 cOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. s( A9 x- y2 L) \7 BOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

9 M$ J5 v# a0 ?* j9 m# wBoy: I don’t know, 1.
  _/ t9 z8 {; R& |. tOperator: No. How old are you?
- [5 l2 ~) ?$ k5 n# k% S6 _- I- KBoy: I’m only 4.
+ L* M5 {1 _5 v6 c* XOperator: 4!
# d3 l" v  [  P- [9 P5 qBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 y4 m& t( ~5 QOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 x: d$ t. Q+ J, V3 h, |4 |9 vBoy: 5.
0 Y5 s5 T$ h  T! |7 |% w, O% u8 qWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( B: s, U  s6 I& i" VOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 _, R3 f( ]6 X) MWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈