4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 @! z2 ~0 f5 N1 ^. p# D! [Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
) z: a1 K' C: a* H3 lOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  \+ [/ K4 x, _' kOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
) H( e6 x! Y! _+ D& B, P: }Boy: No with my math.
" d$ r( j1 g6 _" e( d9 L* zOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 K! X# x& M' i; W5 OBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
( C8 S: {5 d, `2 F- u( w* EOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

( g- E7 l+ K9 k) g% }7 FBoy: I don’t know, 1.
; R/ _" o2 \7 s) Y* VOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
" p& g& t) m1 ^9 E4 ROperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
8 `& p" _+ p, k5 T. _1 OOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
& \/ n" D$ y$ U7 uBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
5 `0 I* Z& ~3 H. HBoy: 5.
. l3 v$ r5 T* X6 DWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* d# ^* ?' B! R, z% HBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 Y) x/ ~8 M8 b6 QWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ K0 q+ L  t$ c9 w2 b  E+ n. r7 BOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈