4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
$ K9 H6 T1 P: v! t, Z7 eOperator: What’s the matter?
6 y# F, N$ f/ L  CBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 _. Y8 C% d3 NOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
! h3 l, z5 Z" h( R2 ZBoy: No with my math.
3 N& j/ X+ I# {: b9 X9 y/ U7 ZOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ J' u  D* n' m. mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
: K2 x4 q$ h+ ^, `4 Z1 POperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
5 ?3 q9 P/ A7 A9 b" {Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! O" v; m' Z2 c1 e& nBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) Q. B6 f1 V7 }* L$ C+ yBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
0 l+ K6 J$ ^4 e" }# nBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
) D. J3 o1 T6 \9 h1 bOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

1 ]  v5 Y* g' G( ?/ j9 U$ m0 wBoy: I don’t know, 1.
! Z" G6 p! m# p+ }7 ?Operator: No. How old are you?
1 Z, @& m! P4 t- e/ h( A# RBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
0 P( T* ?6 K3 R' N4 G$ o5 s, U# wOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
) c' S# T. O5 \0 I( n3 N3 cBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 T' A& V* }% ]$ OOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 A# p/ @+ Y6 O1 ^8 y* sBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 f5 e* A2 I8 b, J/ }Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈