4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

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  c2 a/ Z& i0 N0 g! jOperator: 911 emergencies.
# w4 a' r7 ]- IBoy: Yeah I need some help.
) G" ?6 h1 v8 G8 h6 C1 a, L) xOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
, M* L9 [9 @7 L6 S1 _0 ]5 cOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 p" y) Z2 i4 @9 @Boy: No with my math.
% y, q+ X  Z5 aOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 y' W) h" ?7 vBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- p1 e% q* e; [. `Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' @/ A- J0 f4 y7 V* B5 rBoy: I have take aways.
4 T. `+ W0 F" T, gOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 Y! z; c0 a- ZBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ N2 ?& P! {8 J6 b1 L$ ZBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 d& I% P2 ]6 g$ POperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
, Y" P( s# w& vBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
+ c" r# ~* e) c3 CBoy: Yeah.
' B! l/ x% s& M( d# Z1 [Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 }* ?( v0 {8 G( B# mOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ K6 Q% n0 C# e) W  `# L% ]; E. SWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* ?4 f& K& s, J# dOperator: It’s the mother…
, C& V0 `1 \2 M& c. U/ r$ RBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# I- F& F4 t' ?7 tWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈