4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
: E8 G2 Q3 D% y! T+ M% _* ~/ MOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
5 ^% ]& z7 w: N6 u( B9 [5 K6 LOperator: With your mouth?
- k* x/ W; P) V9 ?7 B. ]6 RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; \1 k0 B  |- POperator: Sure. Where do you live?
, Q% z# R9 C1 PBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 h% w1 f! ?) u' E3 WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ p6 W5 A' b* [# CBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 h9 w! \% ^) [1 D, ~! v1 ?  vBoy: I have take aways.
7 g0 }" ]6 J! ?8 A' nOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; }: m; X& d& X0 ~Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 _. D! j, [5 ?. ^" |2 DOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
( a. e8 \4 ~( ?) _5 L- `4 X9 oBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
9 Y" |; S% @/ G7 A* x$ ?. bWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: J) u! z4 ^( m& T+ QWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈