4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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6 }5 s. s$ ^9 G! }: X# @Operator: 911 emergencies.
+ A/ n9 R. \5 W0 v' h! {Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
+ q* e& z+ w  U' j$ D; N( IBoy: With my math.
2 Z! i" }7 f+ W7 h* i8 ]Operator: With your mouth?
" K* ]! S4 T  k' T# s# g& }Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
+ d+ h3 i% m0 M: D7 ~Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
4 l# o" e5 D  V, F& M7 [4 R! ~4 ^Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, Q$ S% W6 d$ tOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 Q) W2 e; C* ~9 h+ Y  G4 v  LBoy: Okay.
7 ~4 U' g# C7 Y  Z) OOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
+ p( {9 b9 t4 a2 N5 C( D: uBoy: I have take aways.
6 q4 }: F* A  dOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! j. f7 Q# q9 rBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* i, ~# \( Z3 T, D$ D' fOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
$ `2 @# F1 X7 Y* h1 d+ H6 R* j- H( @Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
' w/ X  T4 f2 s" k! IOperator: No. How old are you?
( }% L( o* R- _! ^Boy: I’m only 4.
9 r: `& i$ |7 u8 X7 q1 `Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
5 N' ^1 o8 _8 e' NBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ B# V5 h& ?9 w, f, Y" b  c1 ~4 E1 yBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 b6 H) J1 h8 s$ R6 \0 KBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ L0 y. t$ z) P( X2 T/ R) cOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈