4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

0 v, |, Y) y) N9 @" m. z
对话文字记录

# R  b- U/ \. {! SOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
0 ]. [, O, |6 a7 u" i+ n" w: t& D- HBoy: With my math.
3 v7 v: T# p) O4 h3 D+ ?Operator: With your mouth?
9 N1 z0 G8 t. p) d0 ^+ q( Q7 aBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; \% ^+ m5 n! M* \Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
6 }) a" c7 N) H2 d( i4 k# kOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. {2 S' X  h. O- U7 P; RBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ b) K- F/ D$ ?5 bBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  h" Q7 t7 w3 H3 n$ e! HBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 H$ a, ?; D$ W9 U) [Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
7 ?: n" c% @) W: |' l* _! ROperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
8 O0 u9 P1 T( ]. f& \- _
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
) V" h& j+ i% n4 h! T* a4 nOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
9 m; `1 T: Q+ TBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" h7 b4 h. ?" a5 k3 H2 J9 W# O/ D  }. NOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ g1 q9 B- K( UBoy: 5.
! Y7 q. b$ d: F# qWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 {9 D( w' U" V  N; iBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 D5 r7 c9 ?9 N- W- M) j' ZOperator: It’s the mother…
0 }+ |% J( e" z( hBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈