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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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# d3 K' W' ^: g  J1 t" lOperator: 911 emergencies.3 G3 |8 ]7 }5 j5 X/ `8 V" n/ `
Boy: Yeah I need some help.8 c$ N, \  ~  U9 x  P$ j8 C* z
Operator: What’s the matter?
. A! ]  }$ j, k# D" n7 H* dBoy: With my math.9 n* ^" {+ D/ @; x
Operator: With your mouth?8 }3 s4 F  h: k% G9 @4 l
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?4 n1 Q) O2 w+ `0 {5 I! x
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
. f6 @: {9 |- t% N; D' s: J# {0 oBoy: No with my math.
) S; `! J2 U, H  [, \' L3 |' c7 BOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?$ T0 ~5 ^* M) N: f$ e
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. z$ i4 D8 U& s# A7 A% U, m5 R  COperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.. H7 A* q1 S% t4 ^
Boy: Okay.+ G+ d# O  s4 c6 N3 a
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?/ {7 F5 }: ~# X- h$ x
Boy: I have take aways.' {! C& m1 W4 e! _6 B: c: m4 R1 M
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.0 K( g5 d$ u& f1 _9 H: \  B7 A8 e
Boy: Yeah.8 W2 {; z* I" Z4 L( c; ^, E: H
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?* ~2 Z' |2 r. Z' d+ l# H% [) m  |: R
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.$ X5 b4 K! D4 j8 }' J, a& h
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# r+ I7 W0 n7 k0 v8 yBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?5 m& }+ n; W  \+ z  A5 C
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.: X- N* o9 E+ ]; k/ {7 E3 k
Operator: No. How old are you?
+ U; N5 L' o2 C$ M( B+ cBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.2 p1 ~2 ^# }# i) C" V8 l* X; a
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
: {2 `, ~: `" @9 S0 w$ }Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.  }1 }% ?) L7 ]! b/ e
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?7 O( w) G4 X! K/ F
Boy: 5.& T  m4 A6 I, ~- q: B3 I" e
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
; ?9 ^8 v. N2 S: a8 [! LBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.1 j5 |( q( x5 k" W, k
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
! P1 ~: }' P  n+ S* kOperator: It’s the mother…+ O3 S+ D, m) B" x$ G7 y) {
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.+ {$ t  v3 M8 ^3 R7 m+ J2 A5 c
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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