4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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+ h% p9 H3 Y' OOperator: 911 emergencies.
+ Y. [- ~( I3 e; n$ IBoy: Yeah I need some help.
' [% [9 T; f* E4 x$ VOperator: What’s the matter?
0 X: D  U: b; s4 mBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
* s/ o; M7 x/ S/ U  z# HBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ ^) ^& ?- Q8 F. Q4 e+ ?* v7 K  MBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 M) d* V- }! B) q8 H7 U4 f" _6 d. N: dBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* K1 g6 a' L  gOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) t( }; o% a: Y& ~& v8 X$ l8 ~Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' B0 W: K: ], w3 G! [* |Boy: I have take aways.
+ K( p9 v2 `, J1 Z7 z: c: \! G7 \$ XOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 _# M7 \. W2 w- o" jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" X" D8 O9 j/ |. B9 n: E. E. ]( xBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- |+ T8 D% |7 I- B% BOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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! u, F3 h: _3 K8 R3 M- D8 x4 LBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
' x9 [: H; K) k1 pBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ F0 t0 [0 |7 J# E; T2 W! C% wBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
0 Z. m2 \) l% s# L1 Q- w- TOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. M" G' r  s# k: UBoy: 5.
+ ?# n  \  f5 I" J0 C3 pWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
& G: S0 E, [6 c: |0 ?Operator: It’s the mother…
$ K4 w7 `6 v/ B/ T% o6 K2 }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈