4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ B7 r) ]* x; V! SBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
, e. G, ?+ k" M3 j# N, P& jBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
, d  ~$ b/ D) Z! Y3 X0 JBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% x& p$ ~$ Q: ~9 l5 q( ]# bOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
# T& s+ H9 P& X) l2 ]# l, KBoy: No with my math.
1 ?8 \( F' f, @$ G  cOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' G7 l, E+ ]) K" }; ]+ \3 BOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
8 K2 D& z9 o/ E6 QOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- y0 ]/ k! x- @- ]- ^) wBoy: Yeah.
! L' ]1 z! Y" s7 g) T% S/ b+ QOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( H2 O, ]( n3 M- X1 P1 QOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
, ]  x+ ^. N" hBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
& j- X# d% {8 t3 s/ C; l' I" ~Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
8 ]$ n: F4 R6 QOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
2 g; u3 o" @: C# cBoy: 5.
" `( b1 D' M# p1 gWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! ^2 _( R/ C: v# N  }Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
% \0 _$ b& w; i, {Operator: It’s the mother…
  M7 m; Y/ k! P* YBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈