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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.0 }, |, B  i/ |) z2 G  f
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
& Q7 V; T" c! e( d$ N' M$ ROperator: What’s the matter?
7 [5 ^8 P: d$ R. S2 wBoy: With my math.4 X" {* E% j0 K1 u) K  H8 I
Operator: With your mouth?
4 n" D5 y0 R7 O9 a$ D% R7 fBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?, }* S: j( f( R7 _* Q
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ B/ G3 p9 V# B5 @3 D1 `8 f. U" [Boy: No with my math.+ I& O2 q+ i9 l
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?" C. G& R" P  E3 c9 @9 K" }+ z
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
/ |4 A7 r" k. }/ a6 \' gOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.4 h5 D/ K6 u3 [+ v; |* _
Boy: Okay., ?4 B8 \2 ^! @: _3 U2 z9 Q6 p" a
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 j( n/ ^- `0 H' c0 Z; oBoy: I have take aways.
) {* z1 q! ?/ u4 w: Y8 o; OOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" h" x+ F$ w% a# x/ D  J) vBoy: Yeah.6 B* m+ H* D- V# F- v& m
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# V, W' D- A# u  A8 JBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.' ~$ }9 J" F3 S4 R; F, R
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.& d" r; ?) y8 y2 x5 H
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
* n% i6 r1 @, }" {3 e) yOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
6 W' C+ }+ a: o/ M4 ]  u8 wOperator: No. How old are you?
3 R! D+ f8 G( K0 B! DBoy: I’m only 4.
. S) L" V* H& p( `7 X. lOperator: 4!4 k$ Q# m2 f+ r% H
Boy: Yeah.
' Q, m) M5 A" P' N; P' a8 jOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
* ?" O0 U' w- ], Z, @4 ]Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5., P  U( [; Y5 R& l
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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- z: D4 z+ X$ l1 U" ]2 bWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& ^9 o: U! X# u1 \$ rBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 l4 G. p( B4 }  ?" Q7 dWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 \2 N: J% }; O* p9 {& o+ x7 UOperator: It’s the mother…
' U* A  n+ D5 l7 e2 tBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.* Z/ E# N$ k+ x" l# @
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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