4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
, u& a3 X9 |$ l% L6 }# f, FOperator: With your mouth?
  |+ h$ E. G" B/ k0 f4 nBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- I) v3 m# h; n2 |Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
' Z. P' }1 g0 c/ n8 hOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
' i# G2 J& z* KOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 {; }8 X' B% r" COperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ o8 {8 e/ J2 ^4 w5 G) Q6 m( s! n' GBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
7 L# n  u' u# a( T- i7 {Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

# M$ p* Y3 F. o- ?Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
. Q' `1 ^- b- E6 x$ ?. ?# f% ]Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
  h; E3 W1 g8 e: k* g/ PWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! L* B5 F: Y& J& Y, T# z3 _3 XBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( X6 g1 u& G, c9 e( v+ pOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; J6 T" o  `' \9 Z: e5 WWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈