4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 g- \+ r/ E" @1 ~1 o1 M# nOperator: 911 emergencies.
' \# Z( `8 o! Z$ ~3 QBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
6 A( {2 @% p8 [0 i6 HBoy: With my math.
/ f" Y9 Y/ h$ c" k% R7 q' P4 AOperator: With your mouth?
8 V" v* }4 x) x' A+ E+ i; [Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 K+ M, i$ U$ [( P. J4 y' F  o  LBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
1 |9 @8 [# l5 OBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
- m9 X0 M% i8 L3 ]% J1 T" |  }& ~Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: M0 d' x7 [! LBoy: Yeah.
2 v! x  Z% @( v) ^Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 ^( y" F3 e+ |1 H6 E0 e( \Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
5 u, }0 G( p/ m6 Q1 ZBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
- @0 A! N9 t6 e" g: \' z+ LOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! E& g% W% J* {1 ^+ S* G) O9 N) ~Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
" T, m" O- l& Q( v! \* v2 fBoy: 5.
$ {5 v! j; g! r" i7 kWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& d/ u7 A3 i$ W4 C2 {+ sBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* x3 P* K  n* b; g9 [Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- y$ v4 \8 X# k! M) N0 ~& ~/ hOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈