4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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- m2 r. d5 M( j7 g1 b  h# pOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
& }8 v- w: C% I( \* W  o& o; LOperator: What’s the matter?
. w% [6 F4 m# u8 VBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
# |9 ^- {9 {( y- f! x1 LBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 k6 K. v! h; k2 QOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
2 Z7 \# y! E6 ^: D/ K; b2 `Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
" p( S# Y/ H% Y0 C2 UOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: ^  N' _7 i) m( ~, p3 p5 {) d3 gBoy: Yeah.
, _: L8 U0 D6 [- H/ COperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% \2 o* }, [( _0 P: FBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 R' `# `1 }/ ~; J6 H% O$ l- g4 VOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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" a5 y# _7 U  f) z& ~/ e/ vBoy: I don’t know, 1.
' a; ?5 @# [5 A% F8 O" n5 hOperator: No. How old are you?
7 @+ V4 q2 _/ l1 W0 W! eBoy: I’m only 4.
" q" m( m. q: C- X2 M" c$ C7 p- tOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  j/ X0 r  l$ U; M5 j2 s- OOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
6 x0 Z; S/ k9 U6 |/ ?$ [. g* mBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
' {4 l& U. [) r5 a& KWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈