4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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) e$ m. p: R$ E; v4 A6 t' NOperator: 911 emergencies.
" n+ s5 ]& [/ t* c1 {+ fBoy: Yeah I need some help.
5 R, q2 b) L; }  |Operator: What’s the matter?
$ s/ m- M( E- @! p0 _1 rBoy: With my math.
4 k, }7 G/ b& O& m! U- A1 J! aOperator: With your mouth?
- ]  V. L6 m5 ?+ A9 [Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
7 D* U9 ~. ^& \  M% o0 MBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
/ U7 L2 q# q5 M8 O! xOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: D  R  {8 l. W7 iBoy: Okay.
: H8 N6 W5 H8 w$ `" f1 a$ I  S& VOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
6 Q3 Z9 q: x  g5 y# NOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
+ ^4 ?# K: `8 M1 h" U9 @$ }Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
% v( C; _& g' x- D6 @& zOperator: No. How old are you?
! a/ e! q0 c4 u; n2 D; r9 OBoy: I’m only 4.
# Z7 P( [. V) }' y# p4 EOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 U  U# I( Z" y6 r7 ?, EBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- K  k; I! N& D$ x. C# _0 |Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ h7 v* p9 O- MBoy: 5.
9 b4 e+ ]# P8 N3 hWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ y/ S4 w5 b/ T4 {Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈