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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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0 q. c! ]; J* d. ]$ XOperator: 911 emergencies.
' H9 f& |2 E; J- {9 S  X# B$ ]Boy: Yeah I need some help.: F( z: f9 A! p% X
Operator: What’s the matter?9 e# A& Q7 i5 Z0 j/ J
Boy: With my math.7 p7 S$ i3 S# w7 r, }& Y3 R2 F
Operator: With your mouth?
6 P# G7 f; v# ~( RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?. b" \4 M) ^5 y( ~; u4 h
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 K/ D# ?( l' [% pBoy: No with my math.1 J+ e8 }. `, P! m4 T# A6 Z, S% {
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
; ]1 ]/ i, F5 ~! S4 n# `5 a% }Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.) q- @4 {+ Z' v' O; t
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.9 }- n7 B6 J! Q- n
Boy: Okay.
3 s5 d" ^2 d3 c$ rOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( G2 Z; w1 u* N! HBoy: I have take aways.
: H% q: Y2 f2 I  M; R- NOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, g# o! L% C6 l( L7 \Boy: Yeah.8 P2 p( n+ D" D( Y0 i$ S3 @
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 a/ C0 W7 m8 y% ]& _Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; x9 K1 [+ {/ K( S8 r% C! P  UOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
+ s' W7 ^* Y8 T* TBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?9 D4 H3 E) W: f9 k3 c# \. X% ]+ H; M
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?5 ]+ v& t3 f" M! R9 H
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
0 [! r. }1 d# q+ x( ~2 OOperator: No. How old are you?# r7 l0 x; K/ r% ?
Boy: I’m only 4.- X6 ^% ?$ I8 d8 D( O
Operator: 4!$ r0 C: R) _3 ~# ?5 S
Boy: Yeah.; W8 k% s! K) ?1 \3 [) \0 k
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
' w2 `9 X6 k5 ^- JBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.% H2 \( E: \# B; e. y- K
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?! F/ ~" \1 Z$ a1 L" l1 A$ D
Boy: 5.0 Z; {1 A8 i: Q7 ^, w4 C" _
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!  Q: E  W! s8 s! q: ]
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) w& W0 F' @- G: w4 ~Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- h* e4 w( ]7 m* u, z  j1 b2 G, Q( jOperator: It’s the mother…1 |$ p/ K9 v7 n  C8 C  @6 ]0 r( g
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.$ \5 q# g0 q9 d* d2 ~# R
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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