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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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4 D  Y; W1 f! ^5 `- z' bOperator: 911 emergencies.
7 N# y* Q  t  B. _# R. C  I. mBoy: Yeah I need some help." F1 F; I: v. I6 h: N
Operator: What’s the matter?; P1 ]* E% S# P# w0 b
Boy: With my math.
3 o& N. H, K( p; J5 x  gOperator: With your mouth?7 B( y6 g% }4 M: x
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?6 D" F7 P2 F; d5 Z
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ v/ t5 j* T% ]' G1 x& GBoy: No with my math.
- y5 ?  R/ |7 ^) U) AOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, ?4 k# B% r  r& _Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.$ L5 E+ W6 C% W
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.' v  ]/ E8 v) a. `
Boy: Okay.
! b7 ~5 B# E. D. c8 g( o$ FOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?+ [7 m9 T/ t. K& l5 o7 }
Boy: I have take aways.
6 Z6 C- \1 i; e+ O, ^4 l0 N! qOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 [% L4 ~1 t: _Boy: Yeah.
/ \& J/ I" V1 r( c3 COperator: Alright, what’s the problem?$ M( c5 r2 }8 i4 Q
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 p& V- P* F9 w; W3 u3 }' OOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.# u& {1 A. i' Z7 w, h
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
* ~# Z' \; Z! KOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?2 o; Z+ E$ F5 a3 i

# p/ r# r6 |! dBoy: I don’t know, 1.3 f' `$ X' D# b' F4 C
Operator: No. How old are you?; t8 ]2 ?. O' u% D2 p: J5 q
Boy: I’m only 4.
% k5 n. Y, ~7 |4 Y% t( TOperator: 4!
! j/ f: ~. [& n  e4 X, NBoy: Yeah.
, E' S% G( h( S1 f9 P0 TOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)% @" U2 x$ o/ {" E8 e
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5." w4 e4 O: `+ p! u1 n* ?" G1 s
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?- H, O6 E! s; R$ r& g2 ^( G
Boy: 5.. L% H2 s4 c+ J6 W. u
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!4 O( d  x( C# B. Y+ g
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
' {7 ]- ?/ C( ]* {0 Q  Q6 }Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
, a' L4 t2 Z% x6 |$ r( E: d1 |) Y0 qOperator: It’s the mother…" R! N9 @; l1 j9 B4 y
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.3 P  C3 Y' d7 f4 {: T
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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