4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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, |# _" `* q3 OOperator: 911 emergencies.
/ \$ A( D7 E4 ~0 F2 r0 R2 ]Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
$ _3 Y0 ?/ ^$ S8 [Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# T) L- B9 }$ m  j2 y/ b1 KOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 P7 K9 E3 C( y( E+ pBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 r6 f3 ~- X- m; ^Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 t/ a- f0 @. E( r8 p$ T- DBoy: Okay.
* A) a9 \& s( T! }  tOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ [1 S/ x- l+ x- S& t. a& R0 m: w* S4 Z8 oBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# G# N8 F) I% t5 ?+ _( L/ j2 WBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( C; H+ b8 j+ p6 x2 EBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ T+ W- J, c& z3 \6 NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

# r' z! }% g8 A; R6 `# rBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
! b* A2 }' ]9 E: p' iBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
1 X2 g3 T7 M3 d2 }% W. FBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 e) k& }) u: Y. H- A* x, u( Y; t3 _Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 N" s4 E7 h5 T, L3 B7 K1 oWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% p% `7 `" s( F' @! f: d& DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
4 G* n5 F4 [% s, s  T$ NWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈