4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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% p& E9 Z6 j9 \9 {+ u% S- ^Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
+ k+ x$ x8 q& U; H( TBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 m$ j' j: c  u+ f# u1 [2 }% COperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
4 Q+ T, f7 S! F( `. O5 `Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 }# ?: u/ S* jOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! N, F# S  [8 v/ g& {1 wBoy: Okay.
/ ]9 C' |# ~& H9 GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
. W4 a8 u6 v$ d7 GBoy: I have take aways.
7 Z9 m1 {# p  |* I6 UOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 S6 I9 {3 g/ GBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ a+ X5 A" B  V  d% ], i3 h; \Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% k* D7 P! Y, U# m; V! vBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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3 _* O4 i% U6 M2 Z/ E% o3 ^& V6 `Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 i0 c4 p  v& Q, M. cBoy: I’m only 4.
4 r% P9 G) t9 G6 N' u+ V( O# L' V# y- hOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
7 P* S4 R9 b* `- I' @" FBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
) L8 O) v- R: Y. _' u% cWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 E$ F% t: O+ f& f2 O4 wBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& F& P# x: V6 Y$ I, @' p& fWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# _( a% ^' h8 e4 b& S* vOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ I1 V& W. ?5 I! s: E0 NWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈