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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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3 M7 r: r( k- h- z% E# bOperator: 911 emergencies.
) _0 P" ?. M1 c5 T) CBoy: Yeah I need some help.: F9 f" F4 K; }, Q$ C; Z% [  b
Operator: What’s the matter?
+ j! C: R8 J8 t4 q1 IBoy: With my math.
1 Y: _# y6 d, L& p$ Z7 F; T6 oOperator: With your mouth?
  m5 ]4 z, N: J/ O. c% S  d/ oBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?# I5 y+ A, N0 C. @8 W) d
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?- Y4 n* R8 ^/ ^0 [/ N+ r; W
Boy: No with my math.! @4 y9 d0 _1 K% q0 e* v: \. d
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ C* k6 t2 u$ m4 e7 \4 z1 B2 sBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. j: Y# o9 ~. \/ c# R: T1 xOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.. j8 x. T0 L& L
Boy: Okay.5 N9 f8 i8 k  B5 X9 C  u* ~
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* `9 S4 Q% k; v/ M& R, |Boy: I have take aways.
; D3 e3 I9 F: N0 TOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  K; z: i) K. j& F8 d( h4 YBoy: Yeah.) Q( l' M$ h5 Y- [& X% g  x7 [
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?4 E- q" `0 |% Z8 `
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ Q( o! {6 r  w2 _Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.1 _0 z/ Q7 E9 Q/ C& m
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 k4 f) V* ?6 \" m+ QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.; ^8 c) n2 Y- [
Operator: No. How old are you?
% L- P) U( u0 G" bBoy: I’m only 4.
7 l# D1 m: b0 a; E' N& tOperator: 4!
6 ~# P+ L7 H) m* t) |2 yBoy: Yeah.6 [8 S  r/ j- Z: u1 Y4 n0 m
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
# A5 O4 \* _& \+ F7 G6 _Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 j, }9 O7 _) x4 F0 J: ~- h5 H6 |Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 l! z* W0 E* O/ B$ QBoy: 5.
; V' }/ `# F0 m9 s, yWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!% B0 `6 G$ y  m1 }: J% Z
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
4 O0 C! F% U2 f$ _Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?1 ^$ `" x( Q' G/ e" P/ P* y; m
Operator: It’s the mother…* F8 e4 J2 L. q
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" ~3 W  B% _$ l1 a7 M5 LWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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