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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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5 ~' I2 T9 ]+ p. g2 M: TOperator: 911 emergencies.% B/ X" S& V3 f! y; q
Boy: Yeah I need some help.2 T' S  Z  J4 K0 y0 ^- z' j
Operator: What’s the matter?
& |. {- Q5 d, ^2 u9 e  N0 ~) v  SBoy: With my math.' D; L2 U" [8 w) z1 K
Operator: With your mouth?$ k4 i5 M0 ^9 y: z7 D/ u- k: d  O4 g
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% w7 J& j& s% }9 Y0 b' NOperator: Sure. Where do you live?7 q# Z2 O3 u' X( @1 E$ W- C, g
Boy: No with my math.
9 Q7 [( E+ ?4 U3 F1 J5 {/ kOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?1 I; Q1 o6 P- n% q; L  q1 x" [
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.& B9 R3 q3 h; T7 ?; I) ^6 |  x
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.+ a  S+ S  v5 N3 V; @, q) T
Boy: Okay.
/ G, s$ k3 O0 ?" UOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% y% ?& u$ L, E5 d  [+ P' m0 OBoy: I have take aways.. @1 L' P& e2 O2 ?1 J
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.9 |+ R4 N3 Y/ r6 P7 Z8 p  r
Boy: Yeah.
; i0 R$ C1 i" X' G3 Q& I. tOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 ^& v: J- n! i5 C0 c6 [Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.4 F. h: @5 [+ d
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is." `0 m/ O( M; T
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?" X& p+ n# V* V; n
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?& o; ?0 b# _, l  J

  [6 B! q# r& G% LBoy: I don’t know, 1., S1 J  y4 I: X$ p+ |4 T' ~
Operator: No. How old are you?
4 c. {- L2 w! ?$ B+ A  W; d- ]0 wBoy: I’m only 4.; L% t4 n; F! `! \9 f/ E* _8 w# Q
Operator: 4!6 E4 c3 ~: Z' F
Boy: Yeah.
& i7 S! P4 D1 J: ]0 HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
/ p0 J0 G. S# y7 Z9 `' `2 q2 [Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.1 q  B, F0 x6 J6 e; g$ ]8 S+ V5 L
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% ]. p# ?* u  l8 p# E% aBoy: 5.
3 T+ E. t" X; U0 IWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! K. N: r& l  w7 @% Y4 q& D: iBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math./ B* A* _3 B, H0 S( W6 c3 G
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 Q3 q& y% N1 ]9 mOperator: It’s the mother…# |# o5 l/ i6 ^5 K
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.3 V% J1 v" I) r- E
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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