4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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' X+ r( t; Z+ C( [  \- V& ]- _0 jOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 h3 s# I$ X" P( _: F, PBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# h! ~* ]7 C( T' V3 cOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
: |  V9 h' C9 J9 f' m1 P# J, K4 KBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  Z7 Q4 K. m: i6 H1 _Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
! q: N- \$ a: O- E. \Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 F! E; ^# m$ X! o  U, OBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 S$ s. M- g/ vOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
4 I. L# W- Y- y" X& G% bBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% m; g! r2 n7 {7 rBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ o# [5 D0 q: k* c! KWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈