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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.4 w5 i& _3 H- L' Y
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 U$ Z# m! r: T1 UOperator: What’s the matter?: z3 G3 r5 F) c0 y8 i( @5 D/ f) F. b* C7 N
Boy: With my math.  j$ N: ~( e- W7 g
Operator: With your mouth?" G; q; d: V. b
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* q7 y7 A7 Y/ w1 j4 \Operator: Sure. Where do you live?7 D4 v  R$ D0 G+ L1 C0 A
Boy: No with my math.
! a* @5 l! D& {" R! ]. HOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  [7 L$ U' `+ }! J1 u$ GBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 w) `0 E0 N0 ^. K4 E; \, M. jOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 J& }8 w: ]( G: S0 p5 ABoy: Okay.
. ~2 m' k+ i1 C0 S) S8 r0 COperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 Y/ S; q. A5 E& _2 L8 v' b6 DBoy: I have take aways.  Q" D( c/ z- S7 C( d
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways., ~: p$ D, v& J( Y: A( e  h
Boy: Yeah.# f0 q" u9 Y( W. P- g, v* B
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 u( x* v  K0 d4 @+ [) \+ MBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# H3 G+ j. A$ W3 W- aOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.1 e" G/ ^0 C, D! v
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?+ A: [/ S7 v1 M7 @
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.2 v# X; C* a% g; s
Operator: No. How old are you?
4 U& e2 a; k  o! pBoy: I’m only 4.0 |8 a8 F! z5 ^  `2 W% i
Operator: 4!
: t" r& E) S6 t; s5 T- ABoy: Yeah.* j2 @+ X2 n% U7 [
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
" z8 ?" m! C+ f) OBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.+ J8 W  g5 U+ L
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?. T% S( p6 e$ W8 f, C8 q
Boy: 5.' w$ P+ V. J& I9 J& K
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!! I0 E  \* T0 W. K/ t6 v. {
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 E) ~7 J, l' N9 W  wWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- |. }% m" J2 s) g+ [( I# NOperator: It’s the mother…, I' s4 I3 t# ^6 U* z! i
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.( H4 L3 Y8 J, i& U  [
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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