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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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5 Z* O5 S/ r; W) @2 H. s! R# wOperator: 911 emergencies.+ b/ s8 L* @8 k
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
! Z- o* x$ B+ p+ h$ ^Operator: What’s the matter?! A2 g9 W6 a1 r) M' L: b
Boy: With my math.
1 }2 j& z/ f0 o) K9 _) \5 ]Operator: With your mouth?
' T6 E+ D( w- }, F, I  SBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?: b% d0 ^4 r' D$ a1 ]: {1 o
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
: y) M2 ]9 S7 ^5 ]Boy: No with my math.
7 p5 @) g  M( k; JOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ }- h# f+ I! KBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' E1 v( v. y! W- i1 m  LOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.$ D6 y' ~, B2 `% h
Boy: Okay.
. D5 h, j2 Z" \. {Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( s9 S' I) F: o4 yBoy: I have take aways.
* p5 M4 ~& T  W% jOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ r* D$ X+ `. Z5 Q3 y+ [* HBoy: Yeah.
6 d8 ?9 O2 j, I1 i: {Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?, v3 d# @& c) w/ h
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; z8 F$ L9 }$ x/ p$ t2 BOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 T( q" _$ l) ?6 D* ~: |Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?: e9 g  X! f  b1 u/ q& _" ]
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.: g  F8 E) B1 o4 b# M
Operator: No. How old are you?
% {8 C' D3 v1 a( u, K& T/ EBoy: I’m only 4.
" V' b" `: m- o1 E* S0 l; W+ s' d$ w) eOperator: 4!
5 r5 c* ~" U  G! n% R- YBoy: Yeah.
' o, o7 E6 n8 G( [# V" ]$ D0 A# xOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
0 J, _4 s6 U0 i6 r+ A" XBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 [2 A' z2 y7 M! T( m. [Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?6 v4 ~4 @( ~9 [
Boy: 5.) P- t- M" a4 u7 c3 u1 Q% B+ {" @
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
$ V: Y; ?0 |5 O% N2 N0 [Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
2 ^. v5 w8 I( m6 ?- yWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?* \) u! r* |8 w
Operator: It’s the mother…$ |' A" p, o  u. O
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.! R( s* B7 |8 K
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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