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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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对话文字记录
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5 u$ m: U9 F7 b! E# |2 [Operator: 911 emergencies.  T6 j1 y% B" C
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
$ X9 M0 Z/ N, _# c8 iOperator: What’s the matter?
+ q# P9 l- ?' ZBoy: With my math.
, K1 r+ e& o* g3 e" VOperator: With your mouth?
2 i; ]' Z5 ^1 H' Y" Y/ _Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" p7 F  T. u( fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?6 ^7 G! i) f( n3 r! }6 G7 ]
Boy: No with my math.
. Q# ?7 v, z( h: jOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ Y8 ~- c  r, S* q! X" v6 NBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  n# t& ?$ c6 w% z, [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.1 t& R+ z) }1 z' K( ~
Boy: Okay.
2 t9 H# e+ r- R& o0 k0 ?$ }7 oOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 m: n% [! p8 w9 E$ ^Boy: I have take aways.* y1 G5 ]% O& ~" m  b1 t1 I4 u" T
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.2 [2 w+ X* H$ e  @# F+ Q, u* u
Boy: Yeah.
6 c$ [4 V+ [/ N3 k4 mOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?6 G! v9 k% Y  t% i7 M) |% J! B) W
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 T1 p* q4 l  Y  h: t. rOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.. s& k9 v, u) J/ I! Z- \$ ^3 J8 i% V
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?# t, J  I7 o, p8 l
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.: U& q( ]5 q7 U. w
Operator: No. How old are you?, r) C* V8 @) `8 S+ w
Boy: I’m only 4.
, j. E0 [; _2 ?% aOperator: 4!% U) J5 q4 o. o8 V2 S* E1 O7 L
Boy: Yeah.& O7 h, n- H% v3 Y
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 s9 t% Q' m' D  K6 [- {5 \
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( a# N2 z  n( a# s( {. f" O) vOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?4 |1 T0 u2 B/ d/ V! d/ o
Boy: 5.8 `+ S2 I8 p9 D+ W8 q. s* D! |
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" N9 }8 n( \, B- O* z( Z8 OBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 v' o0 Z; A7 g$ v/ I& M' e8 @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?; R' G5 {6 P# M4 e, m0 _8 Q& o/ b
Operator: It’s the mother…
) {  U) |. d3 u$ B; \. c0 zBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.+ e+ H2 ~9 g) N' V7 Y% w0 q. a
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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