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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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+ ~/ E8 x# i  h4 hOperator: 911 emergencies.# `, f- d+ s( z2 r
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
1 ^; M$ H' S9 O/ M# R) eOperator: What’s the matter?
; ]) \; h, {6 U: ^# g; w$ jBoy: With my math.
/ {* d5 K5 J! l3 w( ~8 yOperator: With your mouth?
2 T* y7 [6 k, A+ k) l# h( f* R; t) jBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 {3 g7 d& ?! o8 P" f3 TOperator: Sure. Where do you live?% E+ f: a1 W6 I/ M
Boy: No with my math.
( i% V3 m  y8 I0 P* t) VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 l4 X- V) |* k) ?  fBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.0 m1 O; }+ g, e) [
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.+ a5 E3 D8 P- s; `+ n. }( E
Boy: Okay.
# p, y4 V. I$ C' Y# m# E' M8 pOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 k' h9 j; m& r. p7 i% F( U2 _Boy: I have take aways.- O  {" ]: e: p8 \% o9 Z. k6 z4 U
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.! Y* u! S4 q/ u7 H. Y
Boy: Yeah.# f) P2 |0 _5 N' q+ u
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) `, J. ~9 n* D+ r/ Z, `4 Z& GBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math./ q/ f4 U, o1 |
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.9 n" i# R* _6 U/ z, T
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- c  j* J# W- Y& Z$ IOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.5 M  R- z% ?0 X4 {0 ^" g  {
Operator: No. How old are you?, x" \& |; b$ X$ X& P# y
Boy: I’m only 4.' b% U& S" ]- K; G6 J9 \
Operator: 4!
7 Y/ q% D! W8 f  {- x0 {# t  s+ cBoy: Yeah.
0 E& o. e4 x3 ?8 MOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈), H/ ~" E, j. a) z, K* g
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.0 T2 d$ `1 i% ~' Y. m6 P
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 a! g6 _  M1 q$ ~Boy: 5.* S- C. E. E; P6 W1 p
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!  a) I) ?6 ]8 @( Q$ u0 S; |
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
5 g/ ]) u: }/ A9 _$ m9 o) n+ Z1 k! }Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?# x& _5 [7 g0 R
Operator: It’s the mother…- |5 e. S& p# T3 k* _' M
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 f4 z! l' ?; b# X. b6 ]; tWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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