4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 W- Y4 g1 @; J+ F; t& L# DOperator: 911 emergencies.
& M- i; ^: D9 T1 }; t' ABoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 Y; g3 ^% ]1 QOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ {3 Z0 |& s7 `& O- i4 `Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ k5 C- U0 \* z2 IOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 v) [. \& s) y& |1 d! C. \Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& k' K8 f( F/ @# {: K1 aBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
) J0 s) ^. t& IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 }6 Q% c1 I6 {* j/ UBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 R; C. B7 c) S  I; I' n: K/ DOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
( g+ t- X; u# F; W/ NOperator: 4!
  L1 |& g& E' {4 xBoy: Yeah.
7 h& Q! F& C" g+ j3 Q/ \+ F1 bOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 m7 M" q7 L% qBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 f. e+ ]& C/ [( Q/ z: UWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈