4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% y7 R" A: {5 |# I5 h0 |& I: H* rBoy: Yeah I need some help.
& h4 B6 H$ E6 i7 E4 BOperator: What’s the matter?
* I2 A0 C# x9 E% J7 sBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
4 c) j2 q* ?% \% r/ pBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
! F& A% E2 A2 r3 l+ _/ c/ ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! ~. O7 _2 z7 r/ ZBoy: Okay.
) _8 l9 Q/ [$ C0 {. W3 [Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ r- B' n! L' w7 ~Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
7 h5 ^, e7 n: |2 E& h% h. M7 xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ N2 f4 T# ?$ x* c( P/ M# SOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

2 K4 f& F) E; A5 f) LBoy: I don’t know, 1.
$ \% q; P# r0 l  y5 @. g* m  fOperator: No. How old are you?
( |# V, S# H  }% D3 J$ gBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
3 O) ^/ Q" n2 n, A; q; J8 P. x8 ZBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ I: p$ s% s" K' m- i8 ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈