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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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8 r$ _. H4 p2 Y8 ]5 V$ gOperator: 911 emergencies.. J3 \  I' I' V) p  `! L
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
  X- C; u/ l3 I6 i! O- z7 hOperator: What’s the matter?
6 V. z) A" `8 [  g. J# ~, k+ QBoy: With my math.6 _0 l, z5 y. I
Operator: With your mouth?: s. p5 Z: F3 R, v- P
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! W( j5 X! E: T6 \4 |4 D9 B: uOperator: Sure. Where do you live?- J1 `% W2 F5 ^' w% ~
Boy: No with my math.) L) j' c2 z0 w) w
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?$ d% ]8 Q+ N' N7 K9 o# Z+ m: r
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.& t9 m1 X& H8 h
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.8 S* q8 m$ o* ^! U1 A# g4 f, I
Boy: Okay.
( x5 p0 l8 T& u6 {' }' r& wOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
9 u  l( Y- ]  KBoy: I have take aways.
" C& {& H* O! m, H. L* fOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.# Q! B$ o- d, t1 L
Boy: Yeah.9 i% ]0 O9 {1 A  ]) ~$ s
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
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Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% j" X* }' x8 S; fBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. L% {( f1 R' ~' P$ d) hOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?* Y! c3 n+ }. h4 [4 Q
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.' C; U2 `3 U1 Y
Operator: No. How old are you?
% W) U) p# o- @Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
( r/ C7 Z9 o+ G1 N. gOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
- G8 G, E) l. V8 P5 R# FBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
; r& H9 r0 B5 l" M- |( n- NOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!& b* j% F/ y. s2 y! |  j3 C4 K! z
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 Y0 s; O8 c' l: z) e9 _Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( H. ^* R8 G/ A: {Operator: It’s the mother…! n0 W3 a$ y8 ?. c: F3 b
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.! i! ^' d; R0 R, K3 |: ]
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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