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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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3 Z! o2 o5 I$ `& G4 [Operator: 911 emergencies.* w7 a/ p! n- |' R4 m
Boy: Yeah I need some help.3 _# K- f$ b5 U& g: I/ r5 p0 g
Operator: What’s the matter?9 Z* s% Z% C- f
Boy: With my math.
6 [3 R- R1 T/ A3 |3 g! {, ?Operator: With your mouth?0 }9 S3 K& {2 g& H$ e3 H5 X$ f- N
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  y& F, m6 U3 S% B$ e$ T6 Y; QOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 \3 P( b) z1 D& r4 LBoy: No with my math.
. G4 ~4 [0 u+ @: POperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ ~0 X( d8 N& a" {Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.' h6 I% O0 ]; S# O% c
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.5 {3 E$ I# t0 p4 H* t/ u) F
Boy: Okay.
6 ^6 a& |( ~+ e" JOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?; [$ j6 c4 Y2 O
Boy: I have take aways.. Z$ D% F9 \- x- J" z
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 v% O9 h; M3 {- [* k6 _Boy: Yeah.
+ x9 a0 v! b* C! d- Y% `8 w7 _Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# l  M0 j4 d0 x  }& A; h7 fBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.* C% Y7 J: d+ s- n! W4 b, G# K7 M
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% U8 \7 K& s1 Y# {% \4 qBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
# d3 i& z+ ^. l- QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.7 `1 [# {: y, H* a
Operator: No. How old are you?+ c9 f; W  G3 s# U7 m4 }" P5 c
Boy: I’m only 4.4 ^6 J: m$ S7 e4 [. ?
Operator: 4!% ~+ s  h, P1 l$ e' b* p- b
Boy: Yeah.  R5 {/ e; ?. m
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)- L5 M  t8 F3 o
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.7 n7 P& ?" D  F* e0 J2 k& @
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( z/ }7 n7 p* d3 D+ k% G' mBoy: 5.* ?3 F. ]9 o0 h( l* W
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!( t7 L5 B$ A# a8 E+ Z
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math." j* a6 _* i  a2 [4 m* o
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 v9 h4 a6 e/ XOperator: It’s the mother…3 Z& B0 i7 ~8 M2 \( M( w. L
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.0 G8 }* J5 Z0 y& `+ L3 `
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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