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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
; P8 z3 Z. R) j  m. ~Boy: Yeah I need some help.% ^6 f' K4 y7 w; j& `
Operator: What’s the matter?
6 {# W$ z( n; b2 {Boy: With my math.
9 a3 N! Y# B7 \/ J6 o4 b: {- qOperator: With your mouth?
- i9 |) I; Y+ V4 k9 ~* cBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?1 H7 V. y" p2 A! b( x
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?' e9 m4 ^) t; x; j1 T" `8 x4 ?/ E
Boy: No with my math.0 _! f- j4 W1 Z8 s8 F" I5 X
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?0 G& ?# m+ h" Y' i( E" Q. k3 F
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.3 W, T" v2 y* h! ^( F
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 u  ^2 Y2 A: }% C5 VBoy: Okay./ y% H& ]8 W& f& m% g, G
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 R: j0 f, ~7 y' h$ E, ^% S) GBoy: I have take aways.0 C; R( H/ \+ O5 E
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways./ a9 e( f& a2 A! x- O+ G5 P! b
Boy: Yeah.
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Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 |5 j$ y5 \6 x, sOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.# e  o; b; e' U/ R; x
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 [9 y6 L& c" z. VOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?9 r& a2 t" \: {" u
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.6 b; a0 F/ a" f
Operator: No. How old are you?
# E* t4 `% p5 k1 c% k$ }; HBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
, U. o( `/ ]" a( gOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)% F' A5 m: v5 d; G& m
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
; W3 R9 j* C8 v+ Q$ O# qOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?9 g2 \5 V% J9 i5 v1 D
Boy: 5.+ i( m" O( g4 P3 f
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!" D  e% T2 X: ~* k# _1 o$ O% L- \
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.+ x. s* i4 G1 M6 g/ }7 d+ C6 {
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( c- l" R0 K" B' A; G8 Z- C* XOperator: It’s the mother…. g5 g$ {* }3 h1 D$ _
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& C; d, y& }3 h5 G1 w3 d6 |0 A; bWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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