4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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3 v1 [& Z2 R! R3 J  JOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
( j) T& m$ ?% w! s. ~Boy: With my math.
1 V$ ]# w+ b& j+ h. I0 y2 z7 bOperator: With your mouth?
0 r/ q, i1 t; c* P  F$ }6 Z8 RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
7 h" F( Y4 m$ n9 w( lBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- v" a* p& p/ t: L2 L' M: y" VOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ o( W  K0 V3 s- ABoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 f( v) ?2 F. jBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' s4 R3 p+ |9 j/ `# fBoy: Yeah.
0 @& g1 ?  R/ t' \" z- @  C& ZOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
( C: s5 i5 j7 m: Y) FBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
0 v! D0 ]6 ?6 T3 A. k+ E2 c  |Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
% s) D! R+ p8 E; qOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; |2 J# [" ~. j" V( \Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈