4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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2 N3 ^7 ?# ]- F7 l' uOperator: 911 emergencies.
9 w5 V' o5 D  j0 t4 i3 SBoy: Yeah I need some help.
$ o5 U6 ^" c' m8 d  i3 |Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
2 K! ~  P# m" q0 `8 d: a' x0 _* C! PBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 @% y' v, b# F1 AOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 |5 `& l7 ?+ y3 ~/ IBoy: No with my math.
! J4 |5 U5 z# @" L/ JOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ C: V& W$ A/ w" Z5 BBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 l! x% P( M: Y0 P" o3 b; n! e  M5 WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 g! \  y5 R' XBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) j. h/ ]! W5 ]0 k' J! K: LBoy: I have take aways.
: C- B% R  C% X; i; u6 A+ t9 z6 WOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
4 F  R3 @! `, d* OOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 h  G; x4 I, a7 o4 r& t  tBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 ~! H6 V; l4 L% g9 P, v3 JOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 p" t  J" d' A  M) HBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 E2 Y5 Z2 N: W! Z# W% w( a2 y4 j5 qOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
+ p: ^1 a- ~, SOperator: No. How old are you?
6 K) R' R( V: C9 WBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
+ G' ]$ |: \8 w* G) i2 s, Q+ U; U' ~Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 Q3 M+ a9 f4 C3 A# kBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 _; b& G7 p0 c% H$ S9 \Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈