4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: }4 M; V4 u1 _. h) U+ G  f6 BOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
6 G9 Y. s- h0 a& i% R7 UOperator: With your mouth?
1 v( ?+ W, {1 @0 v9 t7 o' RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 G4 j; |% [, [Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
9 L' z) @+ f% {; j" w( J% R1 KBoy: No with my math.
2 b' `$ J1 V! w8 H; Z9 c& E; mOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. L/ R; w3 q" ]1 U5 XBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
, V7 \/ ?% l& s/ ?; q8 zBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 d* |, q1 |1 H6 Y9 `- ^Boy: I have take aways.
# }4 k) Y0 E8 }Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 M. j# W% r5 V4 L$ iBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 W' d* ?$ i( Y% P8 j+ BOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
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9 \, Q+ w' D2 j7 Y& u! ?2 }Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 J! U0 R% M4 V/ p" k  k0 kBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 @7 j1 w+ A5 ~! s$ QOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈