4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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# r- w/ ~6 I& i. bOperator: 911 emergencies.
. r+ b% x9 f* B( p2 }5 iBoy: Yeah I need some help.
4 }0 l! U$ r1 pOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
3 l6 S  D+ i& z" JOperator: With your mouth?
( o2 m/ j, E3 H+ E+ {Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
: e# Q' Y1 x- GOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 J1 k; Z: d+ _; POperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# [# K: M3 D: p! s, ?/ D$ RBoy: Okay.
  a7 o; _  ?: ]9 k5 ~5 J1 U' {Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
6 G7 b3 X" S. eOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; ^6 E- O, g) M% YOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
6 n$ T4 t' s8 m7 y* eOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
, J/ Q. r2 X; XBoy: I’m only 4.
  c: c" b2 k7 r+ D. i" w' aOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
* Q8 m) c8 j- R+ k: s, t* `! BOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' u7 t' _) Z7 [5 Q) kBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
" l; c5 k5 h  Z! X9 LBoy: 5.
4 C7 ~8 o6 T6 I* B/ v; {: QWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. C! {1 B: M0 v4 F: aBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 u( d5 r; F# |Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 J5 r* u5 S% o* E' v. ~" ]2 j7 tOperator: It’s the mother…
2 E6 t) H8 q/ R! ~% b2 _Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈