4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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) l" S; c8 E& A6 L( X+ QOperator: 911 emergencies.
7 s' O( b: T6 p: u3 Q3 H3 jBoy: Yeah I need some help.
4 b% H' s; w2 K+ `# A% V4 n" aOperator: What’s the matter?
) ^) V$ [9 g2 U# QBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 L8 V# g% ?" P  Y) E! T, T( ?+ LBoy: No with my math.
3 F; S& e6 a; G% N2 n2 I! SOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% a% z$ O; Q% _6 q- i  h5 i  IOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
; B' W0 u* c: ~, I$ m5 JOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ C) T5 M8 }  h: t7 hBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
# d" f# b( u, b0 y# e2 VOperator: 4!
2 j5 _5 }& }. B! @  E' DBoy: Yeah.
  y7 l9 S; S, |Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 ]% L+ B( _0 U* a; p2 gBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! Q) {) c; w% W/ }Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
# w* t$ }+ }3 S0 r; T# v' LBoy: 5.
5 j3 O4 ~& K( X8 y( |" pWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, p$ _5 \; o8 D, T6 ]  W( X; V+ zBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
7 k: o9 @+ g5 T: x  I* K9 @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
3 ^1 w$ a! q8 t& _" WWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈