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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.2 b4 `% z; I$ w. F! w
Boy: Yeah I need some help.- w6 N0 b( ~+ ~
Operator: What’s the matter?* D( P3 W+ K5 A$ g6 l8 `
Boy: With my math.8 r  o0 s* Z: S' j# g* w, ^, D
Operator: With your mouth?
0 k1 w$ q& t* c; |' m4 K& rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 X- t8 C# |' LOperator: Sure. Where do you live?% U6 Z3 ?) l; p- L, v) g
Boy: No with my math.
" \/ t7 z) \! U* pOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 P& F) W( `+ M* u7 dBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.  P( C4 `2 b% f
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.* a/ Y' [5 d, F) j+ B3 C/ v6 P& U; d
Boy: Okay.
/ \; Y1 O3 f0 @5 [8 C% GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
; F6 C- K8 p  V9 m: P0 d4 H+ aBoy: I have take aways.
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Boy: Yeah.
. p' k- }3 v* i+ _& P: W: c7 m7 i0 fOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?* u4 h2 C' V# v; L% s, Z
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.* W) a; b. }# O- i* q3 F: y
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.- Z5 ^$ F# L: J/ W1 {4 A
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?9 j3 H8 b" K) k9 I
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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6 K$ W- @' E7 E/ Y% Y5 i+ }Boy: I don’t know, 1.0 j3 r$ {" w! P' ~
Operator: No. How old are you?
5 x( C. z! V* R6 c* u6 BBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
1 i/ w2 T  [( NOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
! Q# d, Y1 S  T0 h4 `( _: Q+ ~, tBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.3 K- |, v7 }! F3 W$ [
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 }+ }7 p: l  X# ABoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 \6 [- Y6 H6 X) OWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?: p8 H7 M: |6 B( m: j9 e
Operator: It’s the mother…
9 \: a2 d# @; w% f9 `% m8 j0 mBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% a! p6 N  {3 @; [, R8 e, `3 |) XWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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