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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
$ |: y& \. \% R' h9 J+ x4 y& j  MBoy: Yeah I need some help.4 j( m% J  s; p# `6 q% I
Operator: What’s the matter?
& r9 c0 U' H& }Boy: With my math.6 f- s/ k1 L2 K  ~' A2 \
Operator: With your mouth?) E4 [5 l/ F) e6 G) h. l8 ]4 r; F
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?6 m" }- p" O- ]2 B  k, U
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  @& U' _* s6 A* Z8 Y6 k  C- @' I# WBoy: No with my math.
& m# K) t9 n5 }Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?# V$ z6 W- {9 \! W$ g. N
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.  D+ Q6 {% X. `+ X) Y& u+ ^+ x( D- O
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.( a. t% p& d" h( L  X
Boy: Okay., t: @& |* A- o7 Q
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?+ u) O" B4 u3 Y9 ]2 p: M
Boy: I have take aways.
0 _9 `: i$ n: r4 o, E0 NOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.- e% e2 [9 T: ^# v/ y! }6 u
Boy: Yeah., q* G: b+ C  C
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
: c: z/ l- n5 e% uBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 q* Y6 ]& ~4 I0 w% W( E( _Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% W  a( N. i1 u  Y/ G: [Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?- K  T3 G) |2 {$ E, f% G5 y6 S( m
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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  J+ ^  j& N- h) w+ WBoy: I don’t know, 1.
% v" \/ Q2 D3 JOperator: No. How old are you?" W; ?  Q! O/ G! \. `3 K: ]
Boy: I’m only 4.
, v* K7 u3 b' g1 M" D2 v8 d6 kOperator: 4!
. {$ N2 a" \* G2 C$ O& aBoy: Yeah./ p0 C+ Y! Y7 u3 Z( `7 a
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)& H; B' K6 U* Z4 ~( Y* ]  a# T/ N
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ w/ R; D3 L- P3 n% V! t0 LOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?& q1 |  A! C' m! s4 S# C1 s
Boy: 5.
. ^& R  d) K/ r$ LWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!# k. x0 K. f1 X6 `" Y
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
% J! r" R' w, }Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?3 c* h* C' l7 j
Operator: It’s the mother…
' s* [% ?, L* Q8 LBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 L1 T3 R0 `: v( n8 O/ p( n8 h$ w3 {: YWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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