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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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* g+ Q& D! p& T8 w, pOperator: 911 emergencies.+ w$ r$ m1 F( a( A/ @1 I0 G) d. ?. A
Boy: Yeah I need some help.$ h9 i5 q1 `  n4 X& f6 W: }" A
Operator: What’s the matter?$ O* y3 N" Z5 }: `0 H
Boy: With my math.
. u' a: M& h9 \# lOperator: With your mouth?4 E+ N: i$ \: b' g7 {
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?, m8 D* ~/ U7 w; r, z8 Q  M
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?& C1 t- {6 w% v$ n
Boy: No with my math.
$ l/ O" o- [- |Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?9 Z% _$ j: m5 {5 V
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.; `1 u" {8 v; T0 v& m/ P
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.* z- ?' X, C' N$ p
Boy: Okay.2 r# X6 i8 C1 s( ]5 J  M
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?9 m; R5 ?: f4 v
Boy: I have take aways.
7 e- {) I% [& _! m* yOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.; ~8 k% f! Y1 T* L& L
Boy: Yeah.
2 w2 j9 K9 W5 TOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?8 ~2 i" K6 D* ]" |0 T) D
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 T/ U  H. s! a; N; j* q: cOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 k5 ^! o9 I) y( LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 e8 w( Q* a2 ?7 DOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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& ^9 \) q$ A2 ?! {Boy: I don’t know, 1.9 q3 Z6 B& L" {, t; }5 T
Operator: No. How old are you?$ z; s+ p7 w$ ~/ a; H2 {8 `
Boy: I’m only 4.' I( U* C$ [  m$ p; F
Operator: 4!
6 T' j) r: L$ m* E/ OBoy: Yeah.
4 e) h. N1 D  @Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)# {* {) [9 y! u( S' S9 n
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.% G9 M1 L6 t% m/ V
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?" j4 s& ~' |" ?
Boy: 5.2 h* P  I+ [: D8 w) P# |
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 Z3 d! n0 d: p) c+ ZBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ o/ y0 k' N5 r3 P/ L# CWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* B7 `4 q6 r. l& f: {4 k4 ~: I; XOperator: It’s the mother…; F; J# _( B) r
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.6 K/ r4 ~  l# h' f$ f+ t) m
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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