4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
$ U3 v: J. G, l7 w: s3 i0 u5 m" U8 KOperator: What’s the matter?
) T0 O; F6 M& B' C  bBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
( ~7 q8 M/ k& D- L; zBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ n5 ^6 J3 ]& d7 x  _0 z5 }6 t5 _Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( n0 ^+ g4 \' _2 V" iBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# e& d1 w. ~& M' ?Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ [+ ]+ v' f! u1 k4 {! _+ OBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
: Q$ u6 R  H+ m% C+ R/ ~Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
7 s; \8 M( c- j7 ROperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 S8 e2 }) Z/ [0 a8 ~* t* y$ kOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 G5 I/ ~8 p2 i5 iBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& J+ J5 H' |# ^Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
) ?1 b2 v" ^# d7 X( ^* [Operator: No. How old are you?
: k$ o: s# f" i- O/ B/ @8 QBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
2 A7 b* r4 s4 ?- T( r  LBoy: Yeah.
1 R+ w# C  w' h6 ?" uOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ Z$ c4 E& U7 J, S' XBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. ?/ Q6 N, K6 `1 H3 PBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 g( X2 @* q) R- j1 J$ cWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 v! J, @( g# U9 L% @6 DOperator: It’s the mother…
9 I5 a. P* J1 e, y( {* V) c! SBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 [4 P) r5 x+ w& JWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈