4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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# _! J* L$ @; g6 Z/ gOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 H! q6 {4 o& E/ n8 C( m5 EOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
7 f4 ?5 @3 u8 W# y% @Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 K& [& x* V' V! y; |' ~Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
( ?0 Y3 w  @5 jBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( g. a2 V0 i$ D5 L2 Y; f. ZBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* o, h# z6 y% P; T; D3 @Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
4 L! a- g( q# [$ ^Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
& V2 p& I) I' BOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ F  [  l( o% rBoy: Yeah.
9 i6 j' @# g6 uOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
2 ]* O4 u( _9 [/ T6 W! ^- eBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' `9 s( r# @5 Y8 p0 dOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" f  L1 S- L, C1 s# j5 DBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! s  k" ~7 T8 @' r( F* pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

/ u# v! j, C( i. \. T9 q$ CBoy: I don’t know, 1.
9 c( M& t  S/ _" }7 YOperator: No. How old are you?
) ?& `9 i: \- ]# {Boy: I’m only 4.
$ J3 |6 T: h* HOperator: 4!
8 M* s" K, H' o2 e! {Boy: Yeah.
- C# i4 t8 l" G7 F* NOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
% |/ Y+ T' b. h: }2 oBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# c, }  v* ?7 ~6 f2 yOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈