4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 ~' I2 T9 ]+ p. g2 M: TOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
& |. {- Q5 d, ^2 u9 e  N0 ~) v  SBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% w7 J& j& s% }9 Y0 b' NOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
9 Q7 [( E+ ?4 U3 F1 J5 {/ kOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
/ G, s$ k3 O0 ?" UOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% y% ?& u$ L, E5 d  [+ P' m0 OBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
; i0 R$ C1 i" X' G3 Q& I. tOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 ^& v: J- n! i5 C0 c6 [Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

  [6 B! q# r& G% LBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
4 c. {- L2 w! ?$ B+ A  W; d- ]0 wBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
& i7 S! P4 D1 J: ]0 HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
/ p0 J0 G. S# y7 Z9 `' `2 q2 [Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% ]. p# ?* u  l8 p# E% aBoy: 5.
3 T+ E. t" X; U0 IWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! K. N: r& l  w7 @% Y4 q& D: iBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 Q3 q& y% N1 ]9 mOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈