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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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对话文字记录
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Operator: 911 emergencies.5 R0 B+ ^# ~  c
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
5 C# z9 I6 h7 p6 K& t( c0 a7 `Operator: What’s the matter?
- s  S8 c- j. ^8 kBoy: With my math.
  R% `% g# L5 lOperator: With your mouth?
7 @* h+ H$ f7 x/ MBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 y. u1 Y  b) ~% uOperator: Sure. Where do you live?5 H* z9 t% S- M5 h9 A; I/ L
Boy: No with my math.2 P+ v. \# Y3 @$ S  j: a6 l
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. V" s7 d& T3 }. KBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.+ G+ _( ], |% z
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 k& N- t. J; N" _Boy: Okay.
& N& J; ?: N' M$ w5 V/ UOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 I4 |; T2 D# oBoy: I have take aways.$ m6 J1 }6 d6 y3 `
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& r& D/ y& E2 @% i& ?. n% kBoy: Yeah.
: E  a+ ?, k# j. b% oOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
8 a; p3 s5 x6 L4 o- l! h& w6 [Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.5 m) W/ p( B' _$ e8 ]5 i1 N3 A
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is., _& S- E* A, w# ]2 I4 U3 `. ]  B
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?4 E! ]: J1 M+ ^& G5 K
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?% P2 e. N' ~* C% P
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.6 c7 D! A; ^5 g. z) H
Operator: No. How old are you?
' K2 J4 H. q! h  I9 u  UBoy: I’m only 4.
) t1 |1 I( Z6 L! S2 g1 Q4 M3 r# gOperator: 4!& Q& A- A- A- p5 W& g
Boy: Yeah.
" i& Q; l3 X4 N3 N7 c# ?% k  ]Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)# Y3 D6 ?; r8 G2 W
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.4 a1 T% t3 J9 ~' S# L
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 B* {2 p+ o; s/ h2 ]. MBoy: 5.
/ g& H+ c! ?. ^' Z5 @$ V* e8 @4 `Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!. y8 y" f- h7 W  x) ]* C1 O1 @
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# s- l! F. P5 p# `- vWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?3 ?% R$ {" y+ w) n' j* m7 B+ }- {
Operator: It’s the mother…
: w4 S/ z' p9 t) X" d2 XBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody./ W# h2 X: i' g# o5 ^, j" E9 f  s& ?
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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