4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
' F* G; @" J; ]# E* L: V# MOperator: With your mouth?
0 ^: q+ d3 k2 eBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
) a6 f! `2 N, ]' M" v9 [' jBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' w; R* ^* J$ xBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ d% W8 [7 h9 F  ^9 U1 M. v- A8 s  DBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
4 k7 F1 _) Y. T  ?9 ]Boy: I have take aways.
: Z0 T) M  H* N, H' [, e# w' dOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 R  C4 m: M% `# q5 y6 ZBoy: Yeah.
4 y- T  o% g+ {) v! m. \: }& vOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
  H9 S& s$ L! x: ?Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& e2 c8 M, P8 p6 x/ y8 S& j& oOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
' X8 q' J1 `1 H- M0 cBoy: I’m only 4.
( \' x; U$ D) B* I0 s) NOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
* C) I0 h' b% @+ z0 FBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 A$ q- [7 L$ l! S7 v3 b- eOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
" z' d5 l. t/ }3 H# C9 X  ^. e; lBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 a3 E* Y& U/ ]9 q/ J: E5 s. ROperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 l$ G% L! V6 d0 {Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈