4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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2 G9 r5 i5 z$ s5 u" c: iOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
3 ^$ M7 m/ W0 X1 q( D2 SOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
9 w+ C# v; w; D' ~- rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 z* T. u- i5 c. Z% bBoy: No with my math.
2 v" O+ V# ~# IOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- G; z# F. o0 G4 ?- ABoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ k5 Q* b) e* H# Z, _, L, V0 E: `Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
7 I" E6 y. G+ {2 _# R' n6 wOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' s0 U" y0 ~9 I; z2 L1 tBoy: Yeah.
& p2 c  V8 N* G( N7 AOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
8 a4 [' I: w! u, R7 ^Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; Q# O" z2 I- Q( T* S" z' f3 }Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
  b( l" p  W! K) {Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
1 y3 y: S8 @# w- C4 x% Q4 jBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
- ~$ e$ E3 c, G. ?8 oWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 n2 X  J! B8 \) SWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 p2 ?2 [- q2 b% wOperator: It’s the mother…
! U3 u2 v4 ]8 q; B: [/ k) ], \Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈