4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 J$ Y3 C9 T- e) d: l: [& q* iOperator: 911 emergencies.
' @+ A( d8 L# D  k' B& x/ qBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
% d  C$ _6 P' GBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% `6 c  j, v8 D) Q! A( ?Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 ?; H+ j0 o. @( P# QBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% S+ P: W  L2 L5 H; _8 mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! D% x  p% k& F( |+ u5 y4 }# NBoy: I have take aways.
& S7 h4 K  k. W3 t2 f# K! KOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 v6 _) B5 j  w  Z- V& C& U: X8 z1 |Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 q8 c4 P# G$ s7 u% L2 ?Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
6 i9 p8 d0 c9 h/ G7 r  xOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
% _, j" r6 h# ?. L9 k) j; zOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
: F9 N" Y7 U- _" [Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ i4 B$ }5 j) _8 Y# O' B+ I* ~Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 f: m5 ^2 N8 T. c8 SWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
: Z' s8 F0 S8 N; _) ?* c) F5 ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
) b! P# |, R8 kWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈