4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 o( B/ {5 l8 g/ iOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
) }0 o2 L) u; g2 QOperator: What’s the matter?
+ U) J# G9 X  p, P& aBoy: With my math.
. H1 z  T/ v8 i4 o5 GOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
' ]- r* E# ]' x) HBoy: No with my math.
  [2 M; C( m; f- C% T; K9 y! V( COperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ x6 |. R2 `3 d2 g  P+ ?Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' I$ K9 Z  U& I9 h( eBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 L6 g) Z5 j& G1 jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 q: S" ~7 y: G. ]- G8 o7 hOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
( q2 Y0 n4 n8 {Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

5 _( n/ C& F' d6 V7 \) kBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
4 S- u* d# E* Z' }4 p4 N/ f2 Q. rBoy: Yeah.
1 n) x, j: N- ?6 {, e; n: l8 iOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 v# u2 c) ]5 q( w  f7 ^% }9 c5 uOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 b* K/ |/ X  [* l. g; ^Boy: 5.
; @! l1 T* \  X: KWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! C  L/ S( H( B) cBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# Q: o" u4 o4 w  J  ~5 a. {Operator: It’s the mother…
/ w2 V3 p$ X8 [4 x$ p' M* ABoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈