4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
) H& e$ v0 H8 n7 X1 C) k$ ?8 sOperator: What’s the matter?
3 ]" c+ _, \# N5 a( L3 iBoy: With my math.
1 X$ F1 T, H% ?3 z2 s! X4 k1 `Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 j# e$ j7 U+ w2 X, e% e2 D* xBoy: No with my math.
- U: ]. E) g; Q/ Q' jOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ _# J6 G. o$ \2 A3 F+ j2 U8 P* YOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
0 T: \9 y" z' y' a9 i: T! {Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
7 [/ x( f  _- F& `& l+ L3 S+ d: XOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- W7 W1 I* X. e  ?6 DBoy: Yeah.
2 E/ S  Q8 p+ V# u/ f( POperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( w& e8 X! ]. X( @Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, Q3 u" \" f# X) ]/ |Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; D' c- u  q: d7 x4 XBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  Y8 b8 _8 K: O7 N4 h) J" ]$ ?5 y& aOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 t- J4 W1 Q  XBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' {8 E' _6 U7 N9 E' UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ }3 a- U, o# r) l2 VOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; ]) M% k" I6 ~" fWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈