4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
" h% Y7 i# u& R5 {" ?Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- X5 ?. z5 A. P' x3 I5 k' tOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
# z* p" _( M9 o9 G/ g* iOperator: With your mouth?
" u7 ^+ _' t, U1 YBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 T- e* q1 s+ k1 a# s7 V/ k8 E  |Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
4 |4 V& G. x2 LOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" a1 \  N, w; vBoy: I have take aways.
7 q: h, l7 r6 }* m" `) k/ E2 oOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 m; z1 K# N4 ?4 o6 `* X9 ]Boy: Yeah.
' i  N0 Z2 A1 G2 O5 @Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) k5 P: B! L7 }9 @& NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 t/ a' p- {( H9 S1 C% t  Z3 {+ o) jOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% m; C- I& V! i, I  e; C" A; tBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 W- f; G) S# m' u- \0 kWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 p/ U: X! ^+ y, W  tOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 n. B0 M9 p8 W# f2 }% q  Q. BWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈