4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
5 }/ X) D; R& n, J1 V8 m: \Operator: What’s the matter?
9 s% h( n& [5 C9 S1 tBoy: With my math.
& `# s1 Q$ H$ {( C4 M* _Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; ]* s% z/ x6 fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
" Y2 S& I- c* p/ I/ Q* H+ {Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
4 ~2 u$ P; K. G3 VBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ u7 @4 a2 e% q  u2 iOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ y# S9 P7 C# N  HBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 c9 [" o- \$ m9 }, t( z3 K+ cBoy: I have take aways.
" w" d: N0 U! m8 _Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) n) m4 O$ u# S0 f& \Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
+ Z+ S  ?0 k1 d. kBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 O4 p* U3 ?5 T& O4 q) ]" TOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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- X+ x& z3 j  p( `Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
. l0 K8 T6 I1 J" j3 a1 P1 DBoy: I’m only 4.
1 J8 I; t- p0 B4 A9 t' [: D# w! KOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' [9 c. e" y" V* ?, ~  P9 dBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 ?% l5 [" B, d- v$ _Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 o! Z. v0 D$ r; [8 GWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
& R( `: e1 A0 t: v" @. x$ D+ ZOperator: It’s the mother…
! P5 m/ c1 c0 }2 f- M: C) ]  s- {Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
7 L  J- [' P  E; c% c0 G& k* V+ g4 SWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈