4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
3 N% j9 ^  T% X; p% y5 z* GBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
" O  M$ E' t0 ?0 G* ^* ]+ ZBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
  T5 s9 a" h7 |1 ?& f7 PBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
" U5 o$ g, D2 E, b! o4 q3 [6 CBoy: No with my math.
5 o" a. e( s* A) I( h% rOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% y9 s: ^# y# j) J+ yBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 Q( A: n; d+ kBoy: I have take aways.
& i! Q1 x' B" J. {- Q5 _* [. G9 }, oOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
$ T8 V  z6 W4 f& x$ k7 h% P! F5 i- fBoy: Yeah.
$ p1 g- @3 ~& F$ @, |$ }1 O: `: N' Y! COperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ K2 W( A4 a3 p( T! m8 y& e6 ABoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, N2 K  p- A: i3 _Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
0 ~4 T$ n- `1 X" O& V% oOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
! M8 ^) v% L4 p" [! u- y/ MBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 I9 c5 b9 R" uWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
4 }3 Y  d5 t  o) c. B" d$ jBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
7 F: [" u4 V+ i+ x6 fWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈