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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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! }4 q: C! L7 E, L0 Y  @. tOperator: 911 emergencies.) s  d& E% L: W, g
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
& @6 U# A. i& [7 i0 {* MOperator: What’s the matter?
+ F$ F: P  r* X! a' ]0 pBoy: With my math.8 H: o$ `+ V6 L! j4 ~
Operator: With your mouth?& A  }6 q6 R" B: H3 ^9 L
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. Z" I: O* P9 G2 Q. J6 HOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 ?0 @# c; G; f# NBoy: No with my math.8 Q, c  J% \8 T: d7 Q* Z  [# h" n
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: C& _1 S3 ]! _4 [' T4 RBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.4 J5 D- Y5 W3 Z( I) T; |0 B& w* J# [+ ^
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ p7 W" ^+ S# VBoy: Okay.' |: Q0 x6 y9 ]
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?* d8 n) I( g& y, K2 o7 `( n4 {* B
Boy: I have take aways.
6 J! |& s" f- F1 z( VOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways., I- F# E+ d5 d$ Z
Boy: Yeah.. D" n5 x$ ]% Y4 J
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?- e+ p* d4 R* h3 z1 N( a8 [
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; q) @, w5 }+ pOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.0 e0 a1 _- z' d& X
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" F. T* X) R/ D+ ?  X% C. z# B& pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?; R: w4 T6 ?( V  s
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 v- z; V# O8 C0 Z5 H* _' e# J! e( fOperator: No. How old are you?! e& x! o  X. a# v8 B+ }) f, ?
Boy: I’m only 4.
. R8 A6 i. ~+ l( g9 M0 c: yOperator: 4!
( X" {, p: m( m+ \. c: W' O; HBoy: Yeah.
( g  F  B. a& z2 l1 A2 _7 POperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
4 I6 U! H$ [3 f6 S/ T, S7 ?Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: D% `# g! g! X& x; \9 B/ vOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?, ?7 n  Y- u' H0 E! S1 V
Boy: 5.
  H  w# w. W/ k! v2 e, Z& B+ eWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& A, h0 |& d. }0 W# wBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ W4 T% {3 {: p% T+ n9 [Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?* Z% n( ~9 k5 Y8 ]
Operator: It’s the mother…
  o* d* L" C3 xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.2 t4 H: N+ G- Y
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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