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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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7 i1 N; f( B7 S1 d1 r对话文字记录9 e$ i" x3 A+ M! M% W

$ O2 V" m0 t# p: d0 POperator: 911 emergencies.- `/ t0 A9 ?: H0 }$ G% Q
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
' l8 e4 R/ B3 \+ v, J% rOperator: What’s the matter?- G* j& y# B) l. M7 m( @3 V
Boy: With my math., ]) n4 V* K) m2 S6 s/ }, L4 J
Operator: With your mouth?
" {) R( L; q3 {( tBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% E1 ~4 D3 _1 o; J4 A% s# MOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 t" z  Y( o" P. bBoy: No with my math.& o* o3 x+ j0 K" m% p8 m5 @3 T/ _
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ ^% s; c& u, t" D8 {1 gBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.* Y) W! _/ i. T# F  }% H
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.3 y/ }! n% ^! P; w3 X! B  x0 |" m
Boy: Okay.
# K+ ~4 w/ u$ p8 W. POperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?6 F6 G' O0 u) F4 k
Boy: I have take aways.
! \' `9 e/ N  z3 S& EOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.  x# K3 p) `  J, B, h2 T) T
Boy: Yeah.( j) l$ T- u6 h" r7 T, r- G  o
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; s$ ?, N+ T" n* `6 o8 |! CBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.& c, c( h, D6 E! Z
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.  ]5 }5 x1 Y. q+ \( k( \/ A
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 R3 Y3 o, G0 o. H& a* v$ B6 COperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?( K% j8 ^9 E$ j! c
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.+ r* C. a( U1 J% R  Q% h; i# E
Operator: No. How old are you?
5 S2 |: ~5 n9 E, ~4 O- JBoy: I’m only 4.1 V5 e2 D- Y* R. t" L8 L! W
Operator: 4!
! g( e4 u8 M, b3 FBoy: Yeah.
1 j( X( _- x/ tOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
4 {- O. k. y7 g0 W' t0 [Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 x( }8 A7 A1 q: ZOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
+ M8 q; ?5 b; P: X3 a) bBoy: 5.
$ g0 d1 {: s# W% w8 X1 Q, p( pWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) F% |% x: D2 s# O+ bBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.7 T; _2 q3 |+ e' P
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?1 ~" X6 I) b) X1 j% P1 T/ V9 B
Operator: It’s the mother…' p4 I0 T! R+ n6 e
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.2 [2 ^- r& _8 s+ W& F: p+ W! P
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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