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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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% O0 X/ b' ^. w- c9 ]. |! _5 eOperator: 911 emergencies.1 k" P5 V! {: X7 u
Boy: Yeah I need some help.3 F: s, Z1 K; [# z9 I2 l1 T
Operator: What’s the matter?. K# A+ p5 P5 ?/ Q! U
Boy: With my math.
/ g9 w! L% r) a# K' n3 W' _! ZOperator: With your mouth?( d: g$ e; E. ?  X" ^1 G  j
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 }  G6 @7 e4 N" I/ rOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
, p  z+ N  y4 M2 `+ \/ B4 h" ~Boy: No with my math.- E8 e" R* s  z
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?; {, i" f  I% C2 |
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% W) y  C, F. e" o* }, a7 }6 qOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you., x5 `$ }) W+ Q& ~/ V  `
Boy: Okay.
0 A* e; X1 V) J2 Z% HOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?9 I/ ^; E2 z( E3 l9 O* C
Boy: I have take aways.% P7 |5 r, \. a! b
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
* Y0 z$ m" R2 Q# {2 Y- gBoy: Yeah.* s) r; I% K) f3 K" i
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?0 |+ c; C, v9 B) S0 f. w3 N* A) Y
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ o$ W# Z1 a9 {7 q+ Q$ EOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
. x/ \( s, V- W+ ]4 \* nBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. O6 ?  s% d" ]% VOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
- F  P( s" }' B  x& B* `Operator: No. How old are you?
4 k2 O) A! y% v1 i4 wBoy: I’m only 4.
: z1 U% `: ]1 z! h8 Q/ b6 ^, KOperator: 4!+ d! w2 p; t* Z0 d( e4 [
Boy: Yeah.! ]0 [3 i1 j3 _
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
7 a* Q3 B" `; L& Q3 P4 |7 yBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.- x% M. h6 p( a) w
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!- V( Z, ~0 m3 R" b4 T0 _
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math., E$ t: [8 `% ^+ i, u2 g; n) z
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?6 W, q5 L5 A9 d  [/ Y
Operator: It’s the mother…  J/ Z7 |4 L" b. y7 v: t
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 l. Y' y" e1 C( P+ _9 oWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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