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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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% F+ {/ K6 Z7 |/ x. JOperator: 911 emergencies.
/ x, W/ w& @3 Z* o8 d6 n7 ?) oBoy: Yeah I need some help.
; E' M. }- t; l& ZOperator: What’s the matter?
" {& ], q: Y. \Boy: With my math.; l# o# C  ^# v  G! W
Operator: With your mouth?8 c. m: r. x. Z% ]0 m( Z. p3 I
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' [) e, b7 Q9 m$ mOperator: Sure. Where do you live?8 A# o8 w1 r' O
Boy: No with my math.1 n5 W3 i& x" x/ y
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) a; t. ]' J' H8 \* q% l: qBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.0 D) _9 i0 b! z8 c5 s, g3 r
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ x6 K! Z. B; l" ^1 c& eBoy: Okay.
* v1 U- G8 T  u6 `; S: y5 dOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?: }0 z( H( s) ^" N
Boy: I have take aways.' I, C- A7 p  g9 E! Q
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% y' S6 v( V2 g1 i$ _8 z6 \Boy: Yeah.
* {! i& o6 @0 X0 n: BOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?. w8 t/ |0 C- K( ^. |6 x0 b% N
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
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- }$ y; k- G! ]. Z3 [Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ u  t4 I4 k* c: wOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?) m, q( [/ G5 U1 z- Q2 N. k
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.1 F; q& r/ r2 y% t0 j* g
Operator: No. How old are you?
: a6 P3 ~5 C- f- K/ D  HBoy: I’m only 4.3 t, ~1 X# g( x8 [
Operator: 4!, B0 W9 |, Z/ l) C2 s! x$ q$ x
Boy: Yeah.8 b4 Q' \6 j: q  S' ]" P6 S
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
3 j* d, n1 C6 S1 p. V: j% XBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& k: _" d6 z* A5 b+ eOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?8 T8 D; a. R3 y% ^$ ]6 h) x
Boy: 5.
1 P; ]. J* n; ~  AWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!/ @$ K5 F% g; s4 z/ H
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, r) u! N. b$ ]. rWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ a( u1 C' y4 |Operator: It’s the mother…
8 N0 @/ O3 g" a) qBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.! l4 F2 S+ n: \& c! Y# Z1 q
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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