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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
  f( a: ~4 O9 b9 T% I: VBoy: Yeah I need some help.
: W7 O8 H0 S; x) H5 QOperator: What’s the matter?
6 {' g6 z+ w% y( u4 k8 [1 ZBoy: With my math.4 p9 v; ?/ X# u- ^6 G9 i3 Q
Operator: With your mouth?
& H. c' S0 h# s, N$ DBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?/ W$ d% X0 U5 o4 n) ]
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?+ `$ B$ j& k/ e  G7 I3 k, K4 M2 q' |3 U
Boy: No with my math.
3 L  Q. x9 V3 x0 a/ _8 YOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?" A! k" I% _( }: B5 V; c+ H
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. V. X( _0 B& v# {+ ]: Q9 I7 ZOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# Q% K! J- d' K5 l9 L5 I7 FBoy: Okay.
9 ], j" N% v$ Z- |# GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' e6 t3 K( P  nBoy: I have take aways.% p7 D8 ^  {$ @3 t& U" z
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.) p, n5 z8 j# K) ~$ D) w( c
Boy: Yeah.  G7 L% m3 A0 `' @- q( j" ~$ w
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?' ~0 i. B; b* {8 G4 z) i
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# M2 h% |6 _4 L. B0 V1 ~2 W: HOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.! ^- ]6 T% l" r& V% C
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?1 j2 y9 G6 W, g' R, c; i' T% f; d
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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; F) H* ^6 I7 t/ A+ D0 }+ O) TBoy: I don’t know, 1.* G$ j9 d! M6 o: K
Operator: No. How old are you?, t% h: E5 }' `1 C6 l
Boy: I’m only 4.* f1 p- |( n3 ~4 d- R
Operator: 4!
! G. }# O5 g# OBoy: Yeah.% t8 p9 s3 j8 w1 h( x; ?) Q' c* \
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
6 `6 D' a" w5 |0 K) T5 `Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 p& Q/ s% r5 X* SOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; R. d4 x. ?6 _: q# ~# LBoy: 5.
6 F% r9 u( Y0 U1 o" v5 y1 sWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!' J& d: K3 Z# T
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( N! g5 V6 F  _/ r, BWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?4 @. f7 T4 D9 d/ H' _
Operator: It’s the mother…
8 x6 {3 A4 Y  G& ~0 sBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody." R( [+ z- p' }
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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