4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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! t5 B2 Z6 \/ B3 m% ~Operator: 911 emergencies.
  M, t  ^* H. O9 o% X" r7 l% D7 IBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
! I+ d. T( h: [3 J5 J/ B8 ^: vOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
% `: x0 s' ~& {Boy: No with my math.
' C' `' Q  K- K1 v1 {: U% VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% z( n' I0 F/ rOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- S1 Q; O( c6 B* t( B" Y+ d+ IBoy: Okay.
: s6 c; ~/ L# D3 KOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
5 o" W$ m7 Q; e& D5 N$ IBoy: I have take aways.
( V: b+ Q& O5 O8 ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' t8 N" e" W6 {6 dOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" @3 \( s( Q1 E  w1 p, |Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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, D: N: }6 s. m5 c4 a4 `Boy: I don’t know, 1.
6 {! l0 P% @! d: B3 i- y7 Z$ qOperator: No. How old are you?
# p2 d$ i0 i6 Z! W; tBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
( ?0 ~1 @5 _/ r5 sOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 n0 f, i2 u' G6 x4 C( M# vOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 Z% l& a1 f( {  zWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
8 r, U+ o: s+ FBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
  ^+ `- \3 ^( Z; F2 \9 `1 `Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
( a' e" h; V( QBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
) s: d7 B( i3 x9 ~" }6 N  wWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈