4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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* ~' Z! W: I3 y8 s7 r+ {$ A, QOperator: 911 emergencies.
& E2 G8 e' `# w( F4 ]$ c+ ^. QBoy: Yeah I need some help.
/ N& M+ Q; q" C5 {& ^: YOperator: What’s the matter?
+ W  \& \, p6 D1 W2 g2 mBoy: With my math.
$ i$ A2 a3 d8 z  ZOperator: With your mouth?
& b& [# a+ ]) KBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
$ H7 V: \- D7 s. j2 Q2 P9 C/ ?Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
( c  z8 ?; P" d0 eOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# x/ m$ `: b% I* F1 b. n+ ^) {# E6 eBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 A" x3 d0 J% ~4 G* ABoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ I$ P( K$ E! N3 Y0 [8 ]9 N) iOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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7 r, l2 ^1 A: ]2 |0 mBoy: I don’t know, 1.
! Y9 c$ ]3 ^* e) s9 Z! N. y1 K+ |Operator: No. How old are you?
1 {0 \* N2 s/ b$ A" l4 _1 ~Boy: I’m only 4.
  Z6 S- l0 B+ h2 @; R6 X# h1 `Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
: _, ]2 W  {# y% s# C0 h7 O  G0 QOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 Y6 c7 A+ Z# B* o9 k' GBoy: 5.
# A; r' F; ]8 X/ d! Y# l# kWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
: W, [: K' _" y7 F/ g+ sWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈