4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
# Q- p6 u: n" xBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
4 P5 G( R5 |3 H2 ]( S) DBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- o( i& r* I' c0 e; kOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 @2 z0 O, O9 y" b+ P" ?7 o- kBoy: No with my math.
4 c9 U* W: ]$ w! [! ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 @) o7 ]" g/ h: Y( DBoy: Okay.
: U# Q% ]/ k, M2 s; [" F* \- Y5 E* [& FOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* K2 k( _" a- W( b. _' ?Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 w; |* y4 y& }Boy: Yeah.
9 `; `' e/ I( S: ZOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 I/ L3 k, v9 s0 d' b! ~' j. IBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- k' A  o' w, e3 K. S2 HOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 `6 h/ g/ `4 N/ J- IOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

& N- V& {0 [8 |  v: V! qBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
, a. q( N; z2 o8 hBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
8 `; I# `8 f1 q" O( jBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  {" f" L& I, Z8 F3 k) NOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% |' p( t" p' [4 v4 lBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& N+ Q2 P* ?, ^( bWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! L: e. q; h+ t2 U# {. y; U" gWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈