4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
. P( j8 J$ e* y& x# A6 FBoy: Yeah I need some help.
- m* t3 D8 W% P3 w: g# JOperator: What’s the matter?
- V9 [, U6 S5 P9 }' u& zBoy: With my math.
% k  o$ T4 T6 x' L" JOperator: With your mouth?
0 Y5 p6 T( Z' l- QBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 |) z; _5 N7 Y+ L/ k4 tBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# I$ U2 x. I# Z5 ]/ FOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 p0 F, f) W/ u  T: S$ V1 N. h9 oBoy: Okay.
4 l  _2 }' ]) }Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
+ w  `8 O2 D+ ]2 S& ]; h/ hOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 m6 G  ?6 ~( n1 E7 r( ^Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
$ s, R# a( M2 e' M3 Q7 X4 EBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
) M6 n6 i1 j  }% J% c, P3 C1 ]6 f9 |Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 K  |  ~1 H2 B- |4 bOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
7 }3 h$ X* N- YBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 M8 G+ ~! G: {4 S+ c, m) a$ f3 O0 MBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 e& l$ B. P5 w  U1 R& H6 eOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈