4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
) P: _: h& U! p" p8 vBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# b0 g+ u+ _' Y1 VOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 Z/ J% T2 {- `# [4 w( ABoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
8 r. }( O5 W8 x, S& OBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) _4 h' w% ^! i& p5 n$ IBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
3 X( u4 m" Z" \+ [0 HOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
$ Y4 Y" ]- h9 y+ ^Boy: Yeah.
; F8 s* b) t4 x/ p: bOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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9 \8 M4 e. H0 ~5 ^$ ^$ `Boy: I don’t know, 1.
0 i- D/ v, h+ C5 V$ GOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
9 u) ^3 a4 P0 m& i/ cBoy: Yeah.
* {8 z4 t5 R1 L0 \Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 b2 {+ k/ P9 w* b. C$ m" {7 KBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 D6 j2 H9 Z2 S  |" z2 WWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
. ~6 x* k+ _* L- \0 C' ZBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! H. v  c5 z  A) a/ gWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈