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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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0 h/ |1 D2 a; [* g  wOperator: 911 emergencies.
, f5 ~3 X, I# w' B/ d1 }Boy: Yeah I need some help." O# r. F/ O0 ~+ q# e* I
Operator: What’s the matter?
4 S& m  B2 n7 q2 m' J, {0 J. wBoy: With my math.1 ~& F. @4 v" {# M+ l. u
Operator: With your mouth?+ r; `  r( X  L0 M. d
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
/ e/ p8 ^" {" fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 \% d; \" Y8 A. E7 O% eBoy: No with my math.8 Q' Z& y( B9 X2 Y
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# p' g0 V8 }! n# C+ q, X3 [Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.6 X5 [5 X; G! ]* F  m, r. Q5 s
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.- V% r% _1 D' W  l) E* C
Boy: Okay., A+ q$ e) v4 m8 f, T7 n& ~
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?# \4 d* x6 p" C+ Y
Boy: I have take aways.2 D# G3 t( s) i+ q" H/ x
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.* N- z4 z9 l, r+ T6 N
Boy: Yeah.
; f! K" ?( V3 B4 ?3 L. N8 OOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
* w" Y" A% w9 d+ @3 k  P# P6 x% |Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
  o9 D; f& t+ S! E& j2 VOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* k. t' h- o7 d# j! ~, }Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?8 i) E- x" q8 z2 C
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?% m) c' Z, [: @! P8 |. S
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Boy: I don’t know, 1., T2 w. L  e+ ]. g- o9 I
Operator: No. How old are you?( w* Y; {  `  n( f7 ^8 I
Boy: I’m only 4.
5 t: }( r6 Q5 D- XOperator: 4!
2 V8 _1 D' p1 ?7 ?1 }Boy: Yeah.& T) x  \6 \8 h$ o" g  J) j* w
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈). H; a9 f- F: j
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5./ N3 I/ _3 d/ h/ F# }3 f9 b' W; y$ s
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 R+ G0 z: W( w* G$ G7 R1 g. QBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.8 `: P& _/ E3 ^5 Z
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 t. J1 {6 h+ n% oWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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