4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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, Y) d1 x  c. ?0 dOperator: 911 emergencies.
" b% N  Z" d' b% cBoy: Yeah I need some help.
0 P/ k' \1 S# {2 VOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
: R: n' O: b' n: M8 Z8 J& lOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ J5 {8 }- ~# S3 K4 mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! p8 o- ]$ I7 b$ p; T6 D' KOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& ?# u, h* d. N0 _9 I: `: YBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 d* \4 D8 @+ B( J% w% I# L! tBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% h* n% X3 ~; i) q) ]6 J& CBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 }- j* b, m( K  pOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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- r5 ^; d! ~2 d/ _Boy: I don’t know, 1.
  @+ Z- \) L5 F( r$ FOperator: No. How old are you?
, J/ z) |  A0 F- P: a* K: vBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
1 c" b9 F2 J6 ]2 Q' ]% ZOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
# b% R6 A9 V8 W$ ?% o1 o7 w- c) VBoy: 5.
% H; u; M/ P6 A; b8 A: @1 QWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# _. g' ~/ f, j- _0 x2 w3 SWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 |; q/ F* [+ b9 y5 ~Operator: It’s the mother…
  g1 Q# d$ C; {! i7 `5 y  lBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈