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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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- A, h( T2 T2 ?  U/ K" _Operator: 911 emergencies.8 g9 J" A3 |1 I% c6 I0 A% S, I# p
Boy: Yeah I need some help.2 w, W6 T/ e, t1 j( R( s* m
Operator: What’s the matter?
$ a9 u& v5 x' D$ H3 M/ uBoy: With my math.  |/ A" w) w+ B  u8 w
Operator: With your mouth?( j0 w8 o0 H7 I2 r; Y$ L
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?. i% l. w- S5 G, r3 Y0 e
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
! M" z! ~6 i% B4 o. yBoy: No with my math.
( Y( m! ]9 l4 t. m$ O& FOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
; s0 S: Y9 j! J2 Y! _# |Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  A8 ^' N' U5 N6 N4 ~( qOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.! u' E9 R  t% b6 o( I. M3 I& {
Boy: Okay.
1 |- w' Y8 o& B8 V' SOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" @; M3 g$ D$ b( B6 W5 j5 oBoy: I have take aways.# s5 ~1 x. U" O* L1 c! J8 H: J; M
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, W7 c3 z# d5 i  q/ d9 ~Boy: Yeah.
. @2 g  [: h2 X# hOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?( e5 P( u% y1 I$ t6 D7 q, N5 }
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math., {$ j4 m! R4 V- Z+ m4 e
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.& n8 j" M& F! k! y2 V$ V! C/ p
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 T2 o) `. x' j0 z7 ZOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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% ~4 Q9 Z8 N, z; t  nBoy: I don’t know, 1.
. U7 F6 @/ H  ^7 B. l7 f4 uOperator: No. How old are you?1 Q& A: ^: f, C2 c
Boy: I’m only 4.
& ?6 u+ t' V" `Operator: 4!9 P- J8 B" _+ |2 Z* C2 {* r* s! O
Boy: Yeah.
* O3 z, t3 Z. ~5 tOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)& [2 o9 t* h) s/ ?/ U
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( N3 L0 m, Z3 ]5 h1 v8 QOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( D6 x# W& o& g" ~  R4 TBoy: 5." x7 f  t& |7 {; N
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* t. O. O; B/ K' [+ M. UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math., r; d: l6 m6 r; _- W/ e
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
, z9 t* C9 y- X/ UOperator: It’s the mother…
4 y$ n1 t; N. O, Y: pBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
3 c, ?0 W5 i1 O4 \% L2 UWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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