4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
* n8 R3 r1 I/ J3 {' {Boy: Yeah I need some help.
7 C) Y* h% l- Q% p! a+ GOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
" p9 R4 f/ X2 m5 \% i0 uOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
* o- E) X5 n% @3 r5 U; SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
/ W8 @- f3 W: ~/ }! kOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 T; U6 S+ v# j8 o( X+ {Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 J7 f1 b7 z& @; u! E) C: hBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 R; K9 V6 k9 ^* ^& _Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 l, k* l2 r- z+ wWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
5 x. F# P- Q/ F0 jOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- p3 E7 o! ~: E: s+ SWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈