4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
5 Y$ T1 w) e" ~: t. \2 [Boy: Yeah I need some help.
9 m) d0 R8 b) Q+ T9 MOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
$ o. l5 k8 ?/ R; n3 RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
1 \/ l2 Q( |1 y% k+ kOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
1 {$ ?- Z5 C/ r# |& ]+ Z3 g. c7 ?Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 z& X& x: x& h* k: N/ }0 jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' C2 G2 z( s; mOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ V8 @' ]0 _- {. rBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
! o' f7 ^9 n& a3 G) m; }% J- DOperator: No. How old are you?
. F7 w5 G3 S3 N/ G: w4 rBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
" s( R, n- g$ sOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
5 n# A: W0 e8 hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ F6 f+ u/ f: n1 O% N/ m1 `Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 S. X2 m9 j: w9 E% f, H- P' w* \3 x$ mBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( v: Z% c, E& T9 UWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 \# Q9 M( H/ s" g/ i3 `Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈