4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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- x7 q5 n) R0 Q  t; I- C3 eOperator: 911 emergencies.
; z8 H( }. ~$ J% Q, T! sBoy: Yeah I need some help.
% x. z* Z3 C/ N: z9 AOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
! C" B- D9 w) Y) l! w+ ZBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
) M' A* P( B" Q4 P6 EOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 ^& ~) c3 ?$ Q8 N' rBoy: No with my math.
( a: S- z& @1 vOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 Z' n5 Q" i0 X6 i, _( R0 {( gBoy: Okay.
8 s# p: E+ |  E8 g8 ~: G' xOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( I9 B1 Q- q( c2 b/ }Boy: I have take aways.
( O5 A6 M# x- |Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
* K* N7 V* N( e$ L1 k# kBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; a4 |9 I8 ]+ t4 w3 G6 FOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
. S. A  o& ]& V6 zBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" ]5 z) I; E! u/ E( W, VOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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/ o+ s' H$ j$ }; W, VBoy: I don’t know, 1.
2 Y# n0 [) m& K8 |Operator: No. How old are you?
6 p2 h# Y0 X; ~Boy: I’m only 4.
1 y( y' L$ j: F6 _! c4 WOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' G& \9 J  ~* p" `5 q+ O( q4 vBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( ^! |+ [3 C9 {# U' o: {Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
9 x) B6 o( J7 d' B3 [. N1 v0 e1 lWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) m: [# C4 `( y0 p/ h! [& hBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
5 U1 t) O! p- g$ d9 ^# vWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  t( s% e$ Z  C4 L! jOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
' T& _" {9 x% G8 E* M$ nWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈