4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 X' t2 m0 N! c6 |, r, xOperator: 911 emergencies.
* x# p4 ^: X8 D) HBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
) X% g, T4 }* b% \- yBoy: With my math.
) ~% ?' D2 ?" H8 Z: P5 w1 KOperator: With your mouth?
! J! Z2 K- `/ k$ Y1 f& P( w1 bBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 O: T% g& D5 w% O* K9 ?Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
, R4 b: C7 e, f8 B5 oBoy: No with my math.
1 p0 X- @& j; h7 k! ?Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# |" D+ w, X8 o$ ]. }* ^" EBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
4 d( R4 [+ C: _* ]Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- X7 i3 ^$ ~' HBoy: I have take aways.
3 }6 h: I* t: C: ]Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
4 e# m( D6 ~' A& Q2 d0 l! w8 QOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. T( G% t: x1 ^/ E0 }Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ M+ I( o$ m: \0 pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
( l& d: N! ~% ?! p" {, `/ ]4 h( GOperator: 4!
: a+ |6 E' Z+ E1 S" b0 iBoy: Yeah.
6 A% U% M3 H) D. R5 Z& SOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 n$ ^/ O# L1 J' ]# l1 POperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
' y1 c9 [6 V( t9 A- ]Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) [8 |5 ?; C: J  Y* x+ |  Y9 IWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈