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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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4 t" g& @0 g2 o* WOperator: 911 emergencies.( @) a5 D$ d% G9 K' A! X
Boy: Yeah I need some help.( E0 o$ N& {: J6 P' e
Operator: What’s the matter?
! n6 w6 W( D# F; z" {8 N6 oBoy: With my math.! w* W0 T7 l% Y* ~$ [
Operator: With your mouth?/ ?1 T& F, g5 l4 \3 ]/ o& ]
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 J8 f$ K( M/ b7 ?7 d$ tOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 o" R" ^9 ]  iBoy: No with my math.: [: W1 d5 H% H5 u$ @# X
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& g0 z" r! n2 i8 }: X- ]$ kBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone./ p/ A; \- @0 L$ ]0 _
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.2 \+ T: Y" F  f9 \0 ^7 r
Boy: Okay.1 N" W  ?: n2 ?8 L# Z- C! ]  w6 K
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 \& O+ z. |1 R. g6 _# Q; C3 vBoy: I have take aways.
1 r; V( w) V1 ?8 r7 D( YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.  Q0 m5 ^% x7 r: i, q: G' Z
Boy: Yeah.
& O; g% H6 R5 c- @1 u) I; kOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
& a8 q2 B# |3 v$ r8 uBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.8 m/ J6 t0 z1 d5 I
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- m  k9 M5 B" pBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?% V; Z( ~/ H3 L$ R
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?8 j3 |" f; c: q2 b
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.* e! `/ I* o* J+ n' ^1 l
Operator: No. How old are you?
  O6 r& h+ m+ _9 xBoy: I’m only 4.1 Q6 i) V1 b, R# t
Operator: 4!
8 G- J& V4 J0 ~8 I* BBoy: Yeah.
% ~) Y! R6 {# Q1 {+ C) P. ?Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)9 Q! a3 G2 Q: u# P5 R* \
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 h% L0 O9 ?2 EOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?3 h/ E- P4 W$ R% g0 q( Y
Boy: 5.
# w% k: c4 n1 t% mWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!; c  ~( L6 ?+ ]& y$ h+ C
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
2 Z. D4 {+ p  f8 s( j0 v% r1 aWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?' A1 q* c  y* k: @8 t' r
Operator: It’s the mother…8 R; n+ d1 O% D! p
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! J& ^- I7 |6 `8 L7 D# w  I4 K9 ^( ZWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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