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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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$ m4 F4 F4 t, W6 w! f) YOperator: 911 emergencies.
7 K; U4 U& p- l% S! G3 PBoy: Yeah I need some help.! f8 U) G( X* G) |
Operator: What’s the matter?% D! Q9 [9 \4 V1 r" o
Boy: With my math.6 w2 x1 z. `5 V3 ]
Operator: With your mouth?3 \4 ]% I8 D$ ]. q5 O4 T1 e
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?5 D4 w$ Q4 P( ^
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  T: S, K6 }6 S' w/ ~Boy: No with my math.; z4 W' m! M( D" \4 _3 n
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  ^/ c+ X) q/ [  O0 OBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 Q4 Z' C: a/ ]1 l& L; ~Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) D1 G6 g+ U% p5 O5 PBoy: Okay.7 u! i( k3 k! C- C
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* O- D* c! o: aBoy: I have take aways.
) \1 d: u" r0 W3 ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.! W8 H- K. s0 P% z
Boy: Yeah.
0 W/ T7 u6 u0 \7 w; r* }6 d' TOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 i. T2 y- X. F; F( b+ M) w0 OBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.: W/ b2 [  w, Z
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is." i  w8 v- ^( j0 Q
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?. u: G8 h. ^' M* c( w, C
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?- I) M7 ^; p1 n$ N- R4 e. q

/ V0 y" J$ C! m4 }9 O1 hBoy: I don’t know, 1.
' y4 B: z6 Q  u4 K8 F$ NOperator: No. How old are you?3 B3 F$ N8 m* D( i( E. A
Boy: I’m only 4.
. l* k. ~/ o3 \' j7 R# L. jOperator: 4!
5 g7 i; Y6 @  B1 h. gBoy: Yeah.
# L$ U* k0 c/ dOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
2 ]/ X$ {9 |1 e* F( zBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ T7 `3 _: i0 T8 j* pOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?$ }" R/ t+ r9 {& z  M! Q* L! P
Boy: 5.
: B7 p9 i. e7 @Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) Q! `4 F6 n+ X1 p3 E" WBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.  ?. S# L$ B9 J. J' \5 ]
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ {( H( V! T2 N& ~! O9 G5 e+ `Operator: It’s the mother…
5 F+ E+ L$ D2 t& r3 _! Z/ MBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
4 J8 j; ~# L1 A+ r# nWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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