4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
: ~% @$ F3 m/ n, \) Z, ABoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
6 [1 M; I5 A- k, f% mOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
+ B1 {. E) h0 J3 iOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
- h  l) [/ t  g# q- o8 q& p" zBoy: No with my math.
5 I( w# g+ _2 Q" R# FOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' i  c' X& p9 ^! x+ JOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
) F- X2 _: C/ H- j3 q* zOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ }5 G3 k2 v+ sBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
; |' }- _3 \' _" s& ~) i' n0 S! _) _Boy: Yeah.
" q; f* Y" I; @: j: `5 COperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  I! C) A$ N# v; Q' vBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
! Q" [% J2 \( |+ T) FOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 |$ k) ]/ J1 ^3 ^. l. OOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

+ Q/ P9 f9 `& `5 `( D/ }0 uBoy: I don’t know, 1.
' ~: k# [5 S* p/ |# G& sOperator: No. How old are you?
3 n1 D* I- r, w& Q2 N5 rBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
! @1 u+ o! Y8 g- p/ _5 ^Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! u; [, d) P# z% p8 DOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
, }5 S# ~. O8 l( o) L8 t2 J; A/ S$ eWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 T6 w# g" C3 M: ?6 gBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
; _+ a* [$ y. V2 R4 K! f5 y3 D& tBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈