4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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, C% ]9 k* X1 M- x% E' yOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 z+ u1 _- j* L+ _& O5 lOperator: What’s the matter?
- b% k# ~  A9 EBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
3 Z2 S- S1 ?5 B  b, h: z# MBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" D9 b( i  q% [1 r4 b4 `. YOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 U, j" R9 x# IBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
5 {2 w. }, c5 u; v6 POperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( X2 d" C$ }4 ^( ]6 t3 rBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
! ]! W& O5 N2 M9 eBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) w2 L0 q/ Z: q4 M5 A/ WBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

/ m1 g7 y) S* o+ P2 _/ \Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* C3 n/ I3 \+ u" P' ~$ r/ k% LOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
: N8 y& z0 q3 d7 NBoy: Yeah.
) s" t; |% ^0 A3 A& _5 H/ xOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
% N. ?& w! W$ T4 ^7 W& Z1 |5 s+ G9 XBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( l8 y, h) H2 K: J% rOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- b1 Z, f1 B# \" h( u3 iWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) C  e7 f) {5 HOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈