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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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. Z# E  e0 ^- |( a" H+ {Operator: 911 emergencies.
# L4 c4 m! _$ b- S8 F+ hBoy: Yeah I need some help.9 |: F! o% f+ X/ {& D1 O+ W+ [
Operator: What’s the matter?& K1 z2 G/ m+ ~' m# t
Boy: With my math.9 V! `4 m' ^. n3 s4 ^
Operator: With your mouth?
4 `$ Z& W+ q7 l4 d4 lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?' b6 M3 Z7 P2 _$ T% y
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 u  r/ k4 i; N) BBoy: No with my math.2 o: E  I# g* N# x" ]
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' L1 X6 o, o/ [2 ~" ABoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.- b* n) a: P8 r/ ]
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
9 k* D0 Y5 n- \+ p0 d$ D2 UBoy: Okay.* |7 s. d. F# L4 C9 Z
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?* g4 j9 U& ]- B1 Y" `
Boy: I have take aways.
4 M+ ?; V' w0 H" dOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( Q- X* {  Z+ h" qBoy: Yeah.% N7 j3 e/ h1 L
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?/ q2 {8 M- l5 p
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.3 _% R" ^: h2 ?/ F1 f3 K9 Z) w
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% |/ T2 a, Q; Y- i  y0 k4 C5 ^! aBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
6 ^$ t1 s; j! t, b6 l( E3 HOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.0 \( Q; W4 X1 {: X, H9 r
Operator: No. How old are you?. J" T/ J) ?, R7 L1 z9 c  A
Boy: I’m only 4., X4 h- j. ^( z7 N4 I( v! V  b6 G: s
Operator: 4!
0 E" e; s) o) J5 D4 u  R" y. x4 @. \Boy: Yeah.& W+ W" V2 h% i0 g, }
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈), u: d6 Q( {5 J; F/ b" a  ?
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: e4 ]0 S, a3 h$ QOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?7 y# L+ r  c& k: Y* `! N
Boy: 5.
1 B8 L9 @  i+ j8 m& S% t$ UWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!  w' [4 l0 a" z! k
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
4 a# k# s5 [7 {. Z: _3 t9 [4 z2 ~Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 N$ u1 F  l3 x( w: J' C; gOperator: It’s the mother…
+ L) F# w% y0 _' x5 CBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
) p/ Y1 y! n- y0 H  i/ BWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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