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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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% K$ d% ]- w5 w7 z  |0 `, z8 aOperator: 911 emergencies.
4 ~; y& c/ X7 x, x& d' W6 W# C6 oBoy: Yeah I need some help.
/ T( h9 g% e2 |6 J4 A( tOperator: What’s the matter?9 ~5 l' x( {- d+ T. E
Boy: With my math.
' x, d- f  \  `0 v% jOperator: With your mouth?6 D0 b5 V# {/ A) w
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& |, U  b- `& Q! _* i: }0 fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?8 R/ R+ g0 C; p+ }  w6 H" Z
Boy: No with my math., Y; Y& h' m; {- v9 ?* W
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& z0 x% ]% |& oBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.. e1 f: E2 G2 i9 K; h9 y2 P7 v' M
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you." G2 T: f: i3 w
Boy: Okay.
6 o* Y/ U) o! QOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?# Y: e( Z+ f: O( \+ ~! Q
Boy: I have take aways.& ]4 z2 U  v# e: D1 h. s$ u
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.9 i, ^$ \. d# E
Boy: Yeah.
" [4 S8 @: X1 |, u+ Y; h6 N3 y1 `. ~Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?5 M! A5 d, W/ O1 G. O) U9 j
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.% z' }1 U. J( `
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.4 `# Z( X# b. r0 j, |) _, P% ~8 ]. X
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 i- K7 n' V/ V4 C/ _9 ?2 |Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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& o' M, ]$ _7 {8 {; H0 oBoy: I don’t know, 1.
+ |* k& ^' t+ I3 J' ?) U  TOperator: No. How old are you?
+ y0 Y+ T/ b$ S3 j+ d+ C: c  o9 }Boy: I’m only 4.
0 b3 s1 T$ b% Z9 h) Y% mOperator: 4!
" o# @3 J# A% ]. {Boy: Yeah.  J8 T- W- Y$ r5 n
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)/ Q, D1 Z# W' t- S8 A
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.0 X) S! {8 P9 e5 H
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
6 j$ N- [. Y7 [. X1 O: ^/ uBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.7 x9 r! d9 H. I$ M) ^
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 q6 K- S; g/ [6 Y" LOperator: It’s the mother…, N3 B9 }9 L( {0 E" s" {, t; J+ |5 W1 U
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.6 o5 }: Q( k% `/ M! _
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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