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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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+ e+ S! s' C' e+ e/ i对话文字记录- s9 R  X) p5 V

+ V2 e9 L+ y# b* w  z6 v7 pOperator: 911 emergencies.7 E; M3 Y& J8 S' ~2 v( l
Boy: Yeah I need some help.6 B5 p* d4 i+ B" y5 P' ]. V
Operator: What’s the matter?: ~( Z# h, d9 {) ^# L; n6 `
Boy: With my math.
6 U3 d/ D0 v5 F/ n6 pOperator: With your mouth?
& c9 `1 K  P5 R6 {/ b2 x/ nBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 e3 E( q* F6 r; r  UOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
: T5 r8 ?3 r$ O" u2 oBoy: No with my math.
/ f; P+ G7 K5 l3 n4 `2 G4 IOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?; g* H6 E9 y9 a
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ B$ P1 ?5 Z" u1 o3 x! L$ Y/ b9 u* Y/ vOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& L/ ~  }$ D& h8 _$ s: z/ v% ]Boy: Okay.5 A: E4 R9 K) I: A8 w
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
9 ?) W# Z0 W$ r3 y5 }  s& t; FBoy: I have take aways.# ]. D) V8 `+ W! j6 O- W6 _
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# m2 s. _8 f$ b( ABoy: Yeah.
6 c" I0 B% b3 \* VOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?" W: O0 Q9 `% e, j0 t6 \+ J
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.) x9 u* S- w8 `
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.+ g6 L2 Q/ s5 L- E, Q# ?/ T5 B) m% Q+ S
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 L% Q7 F' K4 ~9 g4 x/ |4 uOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?& d7 f- v! ?! }- U2 P8 V
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.+ b# z- @) k0 ~/ Q: ]4 @
Operator: No. How old are you?2 F) r( o- z- m2 H7 v- b6 X9 g4 y
Boy: I’m only 4.
' }3 e0 J5 k) H. p" T6 W$ p3 ?+ h1 Q9 ^Operator: 4!
; U; d- m7 I  S! T. n$ pBoy: Yeah.$ B5 u( G: ^2 p; B: q- ^$ j" U
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
* J6 d  h$ L* K6 j7 GBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ F5 _- p* Q7 Y9 d& ~% T4 zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?; B- x- O" y7 h4 ?& b/ ~$ k- l- m
Boy: 5.! Q) C0 y* C6 k) y/ I! M) n
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 d4 U& P) C+ OBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.( ~+ t- N! h" ?) f8 ^
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 R3 \8 N, o" }( r+ D/ `3 oOperator: It’s the mother…/ P/ N. M! o/ f$ V+ B
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody., M6 `& X- m1 w% ?  V2 H5 j9 Y
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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