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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) x. R  w$ Q3 w; A) d- l0 @& e4 R! |, iBoy: Yeah I need some help.
7 K+ @( X$ e/ U5 G# M% {Operator: What’s the matter?9 A  ]  z: m0 U3 k* P3 u
Boy: With my math.
. Q& b. F7 g$ S0 POperator: With your mouth?
9 w5 ]: n7 u' QBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( m, R% W6 x' f6 M' eOperator: Sure. Where do you live?# k1 s) ?1 V9 _$ e
Boy: No with my math.
4 {# k, A" W% ^: ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?, X' Q) g: n- ?6 Z
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% v9 X# M" i2 z) s# a
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.9 a# a7 L3 i1 X& p; R4 k. x" q
Boy: Okay." X9 z! B' k* p$ P" N
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?9 f' @- `4 w2 f0 f, E/ I) |5 Y
Boy: I have take aways.
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6 V! [$ ^: B$ K0 zBoy: Yeah.
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Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.! @8 ^/ X, O/ {, @0 Z
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# v% S# M$ D+ m6 OBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?. Z! [% n8 Q% p5 }
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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4 @) B4 p$ W" m3 C5 w8 {# ^. EBoy: I don’t know, 1./ F8 _* ?+ t* L( x
Operator: No. How old are you?
, H1 U) F  K( s) Q' d6 X5 HBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.  a0 ]2 r, I* L6 [
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)" e/ u+ y1 |4 _! s/ _1 t
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* q) k  B0 V! e" ?+ HOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?4 z0 _& D! `3 V) l# e
Boy: 5.
% `3 {6 J1 z5 m0 U$ C( S* tWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, i/ E* h1 ~. v/ H- EBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.9 ~2 t  F( _1 T" R
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody., C  w2 G, u, q2 D
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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