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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
3 z4 @; ^8 F. n! i- s1 G- Y; nBoy: Yeah I need some help." B. x2 U6 x1 W# [5 R6 V
Operator: What’s the matter?
* d( S. R, Y9 ]7 t7 A, D3 d+ D& c6 mBoy: With my math.
, s2 b8 [$ G2 y0 s" QOperator: With your mouth?
. L! C+ ]! O2 XBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 L, ]* s" s, q4 q4 F. {: ROperator: Sure. Where do you live?+ B6 E. p6 {* @# u0 i
Boy: No with my math.' r# n* l% e' F2 e5 z$ w' x( ^
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% M6 W1 t+ G; d: {  H' lBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.& {$ Y- o- A1 @7 G( D% u' R
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 X# K8 p9 o7 V3 j$ l2 ?Boy: Okay.) r( i6 S& o1 h. V4 r, N; x( {
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?7 H0 f/ `' ~8 W
Boy: I have take aways.
' L9 I0 @1 j8 a3 f0 ~7 K8 Q  j+ zOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" d- w( z5 _; E% R% x$ vBoy: Yeah.
' N! T) |$ f1 ~& p0 OOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' \9 H3 L3 W* w. ~* J1 ^) YBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math." s6 N. t& I2 X3 l9 h7 l, o
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.  |8 R' ]( j' V/ f( ^
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" C' _5 V. L+ H4 z& R: A7 U6 QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?& A6 |2 f+ {) ]- q# i. V. W
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.# S: F" B& Z! r2 V. A
Operator: No. How old are you?  ?. M2 K" P# Z. z
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ B: w0 m1 i" I+ n5 gOperator: 4!
! \0 c- T* N, H/ E4 O1 v# Y# K! |) PBoy: Yeah.
7 }3 j) a- T. Y$ Z+ o8 XOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)' v, O/ s+ @  ~2 Q- J, Q6 X/ _* V- q
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" F2 S, I9 E# \5 p  Z6 jOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?; M( E' [6 u) M9 Y0 w- @: g
Boy: 5.# Q# V3 K2 ]# b3 u* g
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 f* N+ f% ]9 nBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.; [  O' D/ t: H
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 |: r+ M, C, H8 M! W/ C5 d% S" J* QOperator: It’s the mother…9 b* p" u5 V% p' {1 O/ X
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.. ~& V9 Y7 v7 O1 a3 i
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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