4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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$ m4 F4 F4 t, W6 w! f) YOperator: 911 emergencies.
7 K; U4 U& p- l% S! G3 PBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  T: S, K6 }6 S' w/ ~Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  ^/ c+ X) q/ [  O0 OBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 Q4 Z' C: a/ ]1 l& L; ~Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) D1 G6 g+ U% p5 O5 PBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* O- D* c! o: aBoy: I have take aways.
) \1 d: u" r0 W3 ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
0 W/ T7 u6 u0 \7 w; r* }6 d' TOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 i. T2 y- X. F; F( b+ M) w0 OBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

/ V0 y" J$ C! m4 }9 O1 hBoy: I don’t know, 1.
' y4 B: z6 Q  u4 K8 F$ NOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
. l* k. ~/ o3 \' j7 R# L. jOperator: 4!
5 g7 i; Y6 @  B1 h. gBoy: Yeah.
# L$ U* k0 c/ dOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
2 ]/ X$ {9 |1 e* F( zBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ T7 `3 _: i0 T8 j* pOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
: B7 p9 i. e7 @Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) Q! `4 F6 n+ X1 p3 E" WBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ {( H( V! T2 N& ~! O9 G5 e+ `Operator: It’s the mother…
5 F+ E+ L$ D2 t& r3 _! Z/ MBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
4 J8 j; ~# L1 A+ r# nWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈