4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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- N) g$ l& \$ G2 K  l/ x6 I" LOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
6 v* Q/ z6 i4 o  KBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ j& e( h/ e! b; @Boy: Okay.
! B  S3 `: _) f, N/ H3 l: p$ N( DOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 \& s) N1 x- d8 S& U! YBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ t% x) n1 [+ l& |1 j5 jBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
% n1 ]) P+ B3 U8 c" J6 k) e. y# e5 GOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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2 C3 s& Y5 X. h" A7 YBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
( |/ z& I7 Z; YBoy: I’m only 4.
% l; y0 t3 d3 {2 [Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
7 J6 ]5 c! U& _/ e1 HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ X3 N# e& I! n# }, M( EBoy: 5.
5 e* _5 t$ l0 K# G9 \/ p; h* n5 tWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* t, e( l8 Y2 U+ H" M; C7 mOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 q  @. Y% A( _. |4 SWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈