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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
3 f2 {: S( [0 @( T  t! [1 CBoy: Yeah I need some help.
6 p( U  d$ t3 \) n; f! SOperator: What’s the matter?
8 }3 L: i/ ?5 Z! Y3 `Boy: With my math.
8 @3 J- Q% L+ k/ ROperator: With your mouth?9 t$ m# L% d2 g3 I* j! G: F
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" w1 H; W6 b$ n" n1 j" ~3 @; l+ \0 nOperator: Sure. Where do you live?- t. n  U; e* ?. e8 V- z* W
Boy: No with my math.% y7 s. b. L& C! O$ K
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 u+ z$ E# H' u6 OBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.& w( c" t; Z2 {  h) ~& q
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.; {( n3 q& T7 L" j: X
Boy: Okay.' h7 k/ m/ C( ^/ P
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' g  F) Q1 y# oBoy: I have take aways.$ _- Q+ z8 m* I
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# i2 i8 X5 m: E# P3 G. j2 ]7 XBoy: Yeah.8 A! Y- _# c) o+ ^) {; u3 }0 t
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?$ l, C7 c% z1 z9 N9 w- `, q1 M
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.1 v7 A+ O1 w$ d) K; o: o5 f7 x8 Y
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.: R' d5 N# ]1 _# p1 Q, l$ i
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?" U7 ~! \% J' J( C
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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8 v: h: t7 v1 M% z' C7 B, y' gBoy: I don’t know, 1.
/ K+ V2 O- _8 _( a% l0 `9 xOperator: No. How old are you?6 O; A- f; y9 ?/ \
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.0 I, a. Z) H/ {, b& }, ]! Q6 x& z- p
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
! ?' p" g2 Y5 F/ B  x+ E1 _' mBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 n, ~- ?% M2 b2 g! xOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?# d1 ~7 ^/ H! ~( M4 L( ^) b
Boy: 5.
8 R  A# }5 V8 c. SWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) D0 P* i6 a; t+ YBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.0 [8 z, I2 [0 t) O
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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5 ^+ P6 V* R, L5 t- WBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ H8 I8 k% x+ @0 J0 wWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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