4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
' K+ Q+ y* x  r' E9 n" C$ C. |3 JOperator: With your mouth?
1 _1 ?" y- p4 Y" t3 r* }( \1 \: ^( s6 dBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 i  Y8 ~  F! B, bOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ Q- P, I$ _, C3 G# I  VBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 n" a/ o. e! m3 C$ w" cBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) \% s+ j! D" o' W$ V$ iBoy: Okay.
+ G# _1 E/ I! [: k! q6 OOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 j# A7 N" @7 l: U! kBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
4 ^# h! x$ F2 `# t  @. S$ r' NOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 \; \; S9 O1 g1 z. M& ~( |Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, c9 o6 b: k4 Z2 O/ Z9 z. hOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

, @+ A7 L+ I7 T2 Y# C3 E! m  mBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
6 M2 d' ?* O/ X% i. g8 |( C1 cOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ G* N+ }9 D1 k. XBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  `) Z2 H- W, z4 f- V6 q( T+ T( COperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 Q; L+ I- q: Q7 f& y0 c  Z# ]Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
9 f! Q0 [4 F+ i7 {7 T# \' w  U) hOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
) O7 c+ y* T( e' |, }& S4 kWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈