4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
' g! B$ O/ v4 KBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 t( ^& b% T1 m0 D* MOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' ^' E& y- {6 S: T: hBoy: Okay.
4 s* G# M5 {/ H! L8 tOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
4 }# `8 k9 W/ f. wOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
8 W4 T/ ?8 J. ]1 D' a: iBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: h8 W. p: G; S3 QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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1 V: o+ X( v8 a0 RBoy: I don’t know, 1.
7 d. R. b: v9 K/ I# UOperator: No. How old are you?
( W, n2 _$ |0 _Boy: I’m only 4.
" ]) |$ _2 X* A( IOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
) t2 O# I" G3 v" uOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
0 |( B5 k. X; {$ T2 z5 u  R2 zBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% X- b* d4 I1 x- }2 l7 b& Y) R/ z! wOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
  \, Y; A, Z6 |" DWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ e5 _  x/ M7 m2 B: A. m0 U9 `( N- cBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 y9 |) X8 T% {Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈