4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 F5 H/ w- ~5 U* V5 |/ LOperator: What’s the matter?
+ Y# }3 W' m; P& U7 ]  C  r0 t) JBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
( ^2 Y5 j0 A3 W- \5 DBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% T% H2 I0 U& X! COperator: Sure. Where do you live?
; ~* v2 Q, }) tBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) Y8 ^% c& h+ L8 [Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
( a7 U5 K' [4 |  h" IOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
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+ _3 O& s6 Q8 p5 K' IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
" @# v+ U& q$ y; ^+ y# m6 BBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
7 S8 ]  p) U: {; A. T" FWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 s) ^$ A- y5 x( o# o! nWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈