4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 a) |4 v4 ]/ [Operator: 911 emergencies.
9 i% ^, z$ W3 f0 z* JBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
& Y0 B! N; G2 T, t+ p5 U' dBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
: B, d9 X6 ?+ F! XBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 ]+ @- e  M) o* F6 E: ^8 OOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
* @9 b+ \# {& v! Q& ~7 Q% F, U0 ?Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 H8 K, m5 {9 b  D4 I* MBoy: Okay.
2 H3 W0 y% g: D+ Y$ E. oOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
9 G# E6 F- u4 J: w* K9 EOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! p5 n7 b9 `9 c# B3 _8 lBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, K# b4 X, b0 l4 D, G, N- NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! \8 V3 q0 I5 |4 v0 JBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
$ W5 J& p/ ?3 A4 c5 |- yOperator: No. How old are you?
' H% ^' I* P( x2 ~5 ^7 gBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
$ U) E. i! t2 P3 @" D. H) b# Q  I' S0 jBoy: Yeah.
- j/ F1 ?5 {% T8 tOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' p2 w* Y' Y$ J! P7 lBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
) y" c0 X" r/ }% u+ CBoy: 5.
- J# @' `5 _- _' ^" x$ ]Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈