4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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对话文字记录
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  ^1 P- V6 f4 n8 XOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* B3 x* F; M. H2 @Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 w, r) ]0 ]* z: z1 vBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 q9 x2 [, ~  e1 ^* b& JOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 z& W5 p$ Z8 L( V% y' p$ U( ?Boy: Okay.
0 q# [; z' u& ~) oOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
9 N( G$ T. F/ FOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& g5 p/ }2 N4 z+ ]( w. M5 L1 o: xBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' O/ b* `4 ?$ U) p7 fOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
% F- Q9 ?  X: K9 X+ J4 ZBoy: Yeah.
6 G4 l% J, G' d& s1 e9 DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
3 M: |9 X$ {% D' w0 bWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# r0 D; Y' m' x2 F4 k/ f8 {Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈