4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
) S, ]( \1 I* v3 ^; n( ^4 JOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
. o: ]8 U3 p' s8 LOperator: With your mouth?
  v2 W9 U4 P9 m- K' p* JBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 f* q- B) V" g' `2 UBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ m$ x- z: k+ v1 _+ e3 rBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
; ^0 ], I5 m4 L% U) k& K: OOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

5 r, B, Z2 ~! p. }9 Y/ c2 UBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
, ~, Q* V. t" E7 HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( V, H' g1 v! W6 v5 S& v2 GOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" o4 `% @% h% ~Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈