4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
! R4 y5 N& [7 {& ^: v9 L7 `) UBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
: }9 |) |1 ]( O8 gBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
* ^4 E/ u. x2 e$ p4 cBoy: No with my math.
! [( Z1 b2 W6 y0 M) a$ X; ]2 l) @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# c6 K) P- ~5 V) NBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) a; _% Z* z+ U# w- o3 {Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- t; V4 ~& k# z* ?Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
! X3 c0 R; [7 N3 w  u; DOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 j. `: B- e1 n$ u$ gBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
3 [+ S4 \' T% M) Z0 r4 m  p! sOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ d1 Z* o+ G  x! A/ S- |Boy: 5.
0 [* u' g3 _8 N$ p! kWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* K* x$ o7 r1 M8 P  o/ }7 |( V  ^Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 \( Y  g1 \& Q$ mOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈