4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
2 ?5 q! w3 i  |0 jOperator: What’s the matter?
( S; e5 w: @. }: o) s! ]Boy: With my math.
: _7 `  w; h2 l6 VOperator: With your mouth?
2 r( k  ~, ~6 R: k+ s9 iBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- G/ c, g2 A  l8 Z* xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 z1 a. c0 j9 ]! g- VBoy: No with my math.
2 f5 r* @5 t9 C4 B4 q* VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 s  f4 m) [: w6 a+ z) bBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 a. k. {( T4 Q1 x8 uOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 @7 H' {# c) Z0 H0 P, k1 YBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! l5 N5 |/ k& D' G7 f8 _% CBoy: I have take aways.
: Y4 p4 D- a! ^8 NOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# [" A) z! I3 j( cBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 n& e( Y4 y# d6 X' r2 H: d, IBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. u: S7 B- r; l- HOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
# E$ d% a; G: \Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
6 c/ D+ f0 [$ w% I( z7 COperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
+ V4 x# y2 a5 \- t$ V* LOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( F1 y) V' U$ R( _Boy: 5.
7 y: b$ `* v: jWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) V% ?" ?* I% K! S5 tOperator: It’s the mother…
0 C: W: v) j( |+ }: X* r; f9 SBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( K8 t, T8 m3 V7 ~+ d: p- h% A# hWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈