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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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3 o8 ]. I1 x) I  B; O6 t! w对话文字记录9 m# ^) t* U: I

3 Y* A7 k4 K# Y2 ?9 O& R0 N& U9 `; n4 zOperator: 911 emergencies.( E" M0 L1 S8 O" k
Boy: Yeah I need some help.2 |" j- O) S# d1 a  ^
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 a$ s2 h  S  `$ H9 V" m- zBoy: With my math.* f) I4 A  Z; V
Operator: With your mouth?4 E% X* a# O; X& _8 K" ]
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?" Z- k/ a' g: Q$ w* G' G3 _
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?6 w9 [; D/ ]2 j0 U' f0 {
Boy: No with my math.$ N5 r; e' R3 q) b5 _& G' W
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, u) U. h, t' @2 IBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- r6 t) M! D/ SOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  o# S# B$ `, C$ \# h# ^Boy: Okay.
- G! l7 I% w9 qOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 R$ X3 v1 q# o. [5 S5 a# CBoy: I have take aways.  [; ^" Y0 B8 Q$ g- X+ A( X( z: r! T
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.( L) B$ P& g; q
Boy: Yeah.
- [+ P2 D# K/ _+ x' l9 B  t0 c! {Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
! i- j5 v& V; y! m- C* e$ jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.* p7 [7 X7 E8 \0 d' V/ Z# m
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
( |( _+ ^; v6 {6 b: A0 r' r/ ~Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?: b6 q* [* q" ~
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?1 Z0 b  _% P/ ^+ F' P

3 v  a7 n' i1 X- J: E" IBoy: I don’t know, 1.
; J4 a2 A! n# Z0 j! Q, b% m9 EOperator: No. How old are you?  Y* d7 V0 g0 t& C8 |* n3 T( P
Boy: I’m only 4.
4 p% a# {0 m' L1 W7 h! c6 XOperator: 4!9 [- u- {; _: V" I1 L: ^
Boy: Yeah.$ q' n% S, u1 x7 }
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)( k* R7 [, r6 k+ ?7 V
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5./ g0 I# h) K+ F! G2 r% l) w3 o) {
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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0 O8 k& ~/ V8 I" nWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!3 x, d' q7 J3 a
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.# T) t5 y1 D# c, `0 }
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
% l7 }  X  x, a$ iOperator: It’s the mother…
3 W$ {* M1 z% D+ N8 p$ D. EBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, Z% a$ s9 V9 s4 f& IWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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