4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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/ P8 Z7 l$ s, F( I/ nOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
, g# E: m* w8 a' n  J! j3 ]Boy: With my math.
2 z) H2 S6 o7 pOperator: With your mouth?
/ e: O0 H3 r& }Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 V2 H0 g* i+ A+ ^) N) OOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
, V' D! a; \; e- k# i2 ^2 g8 NBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' @) y3 f' @9 D/ ?$ _! qBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 `: c2 E6 r" }: [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
: h8 {) p. R5 h  FOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
4 W) I. B/ M: ?- y3 X, ~Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# F6 ?* V6 @% D+ POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 M( E# u! Z  [1 m3 H2 p' uBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
% \) c3 n5 ~# l# u! W1 D3 Y! b0 yBoy: Yeah.
- c" L. W0 g; u; C$ ZOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. o0 C! W$ k1 z& R" C  J& \" SOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
  F4 b: ]7 D) K: b! y4 qWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈