4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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8 y. V( I- o0 V6 D; E) S! y) ~Operator: 911 emergencies.
9 k2 d: k5 T* P# e9 B8 q! z: pBoy: Yeah I need some help.
4 J% M; r7 l8 H+ jOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
# d5 g+ d  |) k8 Q* @- aOperator: With your mouth?
2 N8 C. `; h  K. R3 D, D  i8 EBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
+ v) w2 U4 ^' h6 b  S& JOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
' G+ i/ @, n! f* g9 ~2 n4 z7 UBoy: No with my math.
# K# b& C1 z9 b1 nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. ]) O& `* l4 `2 l1 K% {, uBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ p+ E" _4 K/ P" y& jBoy: Okay.
# Z! Z7 ?2 H/ }* N$ N- ROperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
& |. u3 k* }9 JOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 f% z& B  E7 m8 `6 yBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
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Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
$ W' V2 _: g& yOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

1 P3 L1 C9 P) ^' kBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
0 G& T$ X- F0 K' t) dBoy: Yeah.
( C  X* s& {$ P8 `Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
- \) H6 v1 e  z# a/ U8 X6 H% KBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 J  Z5 U7 \) u2 jBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& R( b( ?) y& E  g# P% }Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ [  T2 Y5 y9 R6 tOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈