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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.- V: r% T. i' N
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 |9 |. ^' J* U! a" kOperator: What’s the matter?1 L' K: M3 }  G6 z" z7 T9 n: q- @8 g
Boy: With my math.
/ W/ d3 u: H4 J- @' ~2 L7 {Operator: With your mouth?" T2 ~0 U7 f/ v0 j! O9 F
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 o( W  [9 D- Y0 u/ h- Z$ oOperator: Sure. Where do you live?0 d5 s( {, d. R
Boy: No with my math.
# z/ h5 u0 z3 ]3 }Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?5 W* _* B( D; P8 t  X! K
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 T  e, g  X5 x0 [; Y6 w4 c' LOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. n/ L  c8 T- R5 ~Boy: Okay.  S! s( q$ ]' [) j1 j, Z
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?) R0 e' m& o: |  x& `4 S7 Y  l7 I3 r
Boy: I have take aways.: |) U( X" Q' d: Z0 n
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 A- Z1 O4 P& I% y+ `2 j' m* KBoy: Yeah.
. e. c* ]% m% S" D2 p% t6 b9 yOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' s# ~3 c( \2 X3 b: U9 l" D) CBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.5 Y& T) E  @! {
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! ]3 D- O. l0 o! U% Z. C7 kBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 C# F% p0 T( w; KOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?0 E5 z" C" D/ a8 q1 X9 @
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
9 w5 @1 j7 h# J3 ?( d% |1 i6 K' uOperator: No. How old are you?
* D4 a7 B" [$ G0 m4 `* aBoy: I’m only 4.7 f! A7 s- Q! `3 t0 z* I0 k( u5 n
Operator: 4!
4 T7 Z7 G' c2 I* bBoy: Yeah.$ G1 y0 C# ^, S' Q
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)- M. b7 @/ T! o- c
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! k3 E+ r! a3 H. aOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!/ p+ i4 c) h! r5 v  c1 E# o5 c
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.7 [( S8 g) @) S; x3 F  T
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 S* Z0 G1 A8 W& S9 {Operator: It’s the mother…4 d6 I. r1 i  q. D/ y) m
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.- k1 ]$ M3 v; p6 Q5 j, }
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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