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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.0 j& j6 T3 c& l7 D3 |7 S3 b% T7 V
Boy: Yeah I need some help.' [* t6 i- W0 I% H, j
Operator: What’s the matter?
2 C* Y% x: }# H6 `5 WBoy: With my math.3 V! x, ^8 \% l$ k
Operator: With your mouth?1 o4 x# k! ^4 m
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ P# G% K. x! d" TOperator: Sure. Where do you live?% L$ A5 j- ~8 k) X: ]
Boy: No with my math.2 l$ s" P2 X. S. e
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
6 ^# B- |3 ?2 b4 kBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% P! Z) s+ h5 h
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. L% {. K6 l& U0 A, u' q0 OBoy: Okay.
9 B& j. a  B, p0 ^! p' ]# i/ ~2 \6 rOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 E5 ]( A3 [& c0 {Boy: I have take aways.' q. y4 ?" p- [0 J+ C: L
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 g5 S) y6 A& K$ o& q( f1 }$ _$ ~, kBoy: Yeah.7 l& L, h2 G/ `1 y! w" G# P+ t
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?/ v: f9 I8 X- ]# K1 u# W* r
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.4 d, L/ d2 [& q/ y
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.  Q5 l( H" p( J3 _' T
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! A3 M  v* }6 i  ~' f- q5 BOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?* S7 k. m6 M( _7 c. |

& G& A8 t( W  u' W7 b" `: G9 \Boy: I don’t know, 1.
: ]' K* v1 u1 |$ N6 y% zOperator: No. How old are you?* |1 E3 ~) H) P3 T/ g5 ?* h
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 ?8 h9 n6 j: U6 g9 l$ D( N0 iOperator: 4!. Y+ a" y; }7 z
Boy: Yeah.5 o' B! e% Z- r& [. z' F
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)" ?0 S1 S7 |' u$ v
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.7 b" e  |- U  U+ d  j8 J
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?& Z- d) d  D+ T. J. C; D
Boy: 5.( W$ E1 ~5 U0 {- @
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( `, s0 r$ J9 P, c6 aBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
  Y$ _5 F1 E* `0 a9 WWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?1 Q5 f& ]" R' Z# M6 w$ R' d
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 [$ F, N0 N0 }. @* @* aBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- B4 F% N6 k& tWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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