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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ H$ m9 ]% m! d6 Y& q5 IBoy: Yeah I need some help.
; ]  C& l% U% C0 K7 qOperator: What’s the matter?
( W# ?& J9 B( e/ \# XBoy: With my math.7 k6 Y# v# }! y) f; F8 O2 F, P
Operator: With your mouth?% c# R2 b8 z. x, N+ X" Y: l
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?& y, A6 Z, J& Z: p( X
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
' @4 b5 G( t$ Q9 s- _Boy: No with my math.
! W0 V9 M8 o- u) W0 I9 c" Z: q4 @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# g  I5 j0 _$ q7 rBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- ?+ ~: g) Z" z  {: ]3 j9 B, F2 R8 r. JOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: w* Y3 x, z7 }Boy: Okay.
+ y' o  d. Q4 b$ XOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?, y( ^4 p: P1 p. E
Boy: I have take aways.
7 v8 w$ X5 ]9 lOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.& J' ~% S# d5 K7 W
Boy: Yeah.# u* V. X, o/ R2 [: ?( i" Y% j
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?% t; `% W. r. \& z$ n: S9 ^6 L
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) F7 ^. G" g# M/ VOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! g" V- x% h+ w3 W; X1 r4 XBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?2 i" n2 ]. u  `7 L
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.  g. t( H1 I7 c1 @& P  V. k
Operator: No. How old are you?
7 C) n* P% R" b9 d$ Z! e% v1 gBoy: I’m only 4.0 c/ Y" C' `: M7 ]8 ^$ W
Operator: 4!; [! |) x) d5 u; G2 B3 q: I% f
Boy: Yeah.
! c4 x" k  x" |$ p& ZOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
$ C* m& u9 r  z, h* n) @! UBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.# r1 L* v( B3 d. c& ]6 O" U# U
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?7 o: I7 T/ C, ~9 h. w- N
Boy: 5.
- }0 ?# l) v  ]/ PWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!* r. Y6 q0 c/ [  ?6 d6 x# {0 J
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.& M. v6 A4 j, q9 D% `, {' n$ ~
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?! z; b  X3 L! A( j2 q2 z
Operator: It’s the mother…
; ^7 y$ T9 d5 {6 M; i8 RBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.- W$ N/ k0 X/ E. I: K( d6 d0 }' E+ y
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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