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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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' X+ r( t; Z+ C( [  \- V& ]- _0 jOperator: 911 emergencies.1 P- c1 i3 G( |4 r& j( E& k, ^
Boy: Yeah I need some help.* ]# r' Q+ J& h7 D+ s8 j- e
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 h3 s# I$ X" P( _: F, PBoy: With my math., z! ], ~0 s, [
Operator: With your mouth?0 l. L) o/ U# K+ m
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# h! ~* ]7 C( T' V3 cOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
: |  V9 h' C9 J9 f' m1 P# J, K4 KBoy: No with my math." {3 {6 H! ]  L$ g  C" b( b
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?, ]6 |3 T3 O- g  K' u& t- L9 {6 @9 c5 w
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  Z7 Q4 K. m: i6 H1 _Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.1 B8 a4 P; C, a! o) `
Boy: Okay.
! q: N- \$ a: O- E. \Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 F! E; ^# m$ X! o  U, OBoy: I have take aways.* Z8 r2 r0 V) y9 B
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.$ x/ P4 r' I- h5 T' `* }
Boy: Yeah.7 h  B" }, P( @5 ?6 G; R+ Y
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?* ?# a7 ?5 D3 R5 U% g4 e
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.. x0 c2 \0 D9 C) Z/ c
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.! S: K' q: s& c. s
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?% X+ P2 |, F+ {- Y6 O$ W( N- o
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 S$ s. M- g/ vOperator: No. How old are you?% w: m& r% G* f
Boy: I’m only 4.; @5 F' o, f1 e( q. Y) r
Operator: 4!( x8 M: q- W0 Y  H( J( [% N: C
Boy: Yeah., d: @5 w7 L( ?" v: m/ f
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
4 I. L# W- Y- y" X& G% bBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.4 r9 a. M3 f, E  M
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?+ p5 K9 r9 T  U- p) o2 F/ J
Boy: 5.- S( _4 h( ^2 a% ~, `
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% m; g! r2 n7 {7 rBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ o# [5 D0 q: k* c! KWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?8 h! j; a6 J8 e1 b
Operator: It’s the mother…- o2 b3 F; a7 d; @* t
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.' v0 k( O% l, m, r
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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