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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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1 N  c) L6 i: E( z: n& B. aOperator: 911 emergencies.
  |8 V% n5 v7 V! S  U( l) `3 jBoy: Yeah I need some help.; O2 R, x% q6 w/ N8 V
Operator: What’s the matter?1 ~, P5 T6 X: q$ j( G0 A
Boy: With my math., f5 q. c. e1 o# e! B% B1 k
Operator: With your mouth?
& y& S7 X2 b& H5 o; g+ q$ dBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. G9 M% V( D" t3 BOperator: Sure. Where do you live?+ j4 L! i% N( y% c
Boy: No with my math./ G! h4 M' N4 x3 p2 j0 U
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?; h+ E) q6 T; ^. y) q: [' W; t
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 ~2 Y; S5 H* `4 AOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
( w) |9 n& }% e+ n. N3 S: pBoy: Okay.2 P+ z  w$ V! `# a
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?1 }/ J" j: u. ]# D: s+ T
Boy: I have take aways.; V  F8 [' G" y
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
3 b) p$ v5 h' [" vBoy: Yeah.# F3 K9 k4 ]4 l  `3 s4 ]
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 J2 T1 }, l, T; I; c! ABoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
: Y% L8 {7 E& f! z5 }Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.. Z: }3 _2 b5 b' X+ e/ ?3 s
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?& O- W% P4 Y" J, P5 r; ^" f
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?/ C6 C  x* c0 K

) d8 Y/ r" G6 a, V; U6 e7 ^Boy: I don’t know, 1.* y0 l8 e9 G' e0 q
Operator: No. How old are you?7 G( R, J1 C1 ^$ Q
Boy: I’m only 4.% D0 j3 H( ^: @2 A
Operator: 4!% p0 Q% p2 }) J: `- u
Boy: Yeah.
; p9 G. `  P; Y1 T- Z' VOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
' C! |% t1 `# dBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.% o$ S! F1 ?0 r' G/ e
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?" @" L% D+ e: @" r
Boy: 5.- a* t% m$ |8 c% e1 X/ d( w9 O
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!* b5 P1 J' ]" `! J8 y. E) Y
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.+ Y8 D. u. d% v  H0 C; R
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?& X% p1 R4 b7 u& G; N9 A! z$ S
Operator: It’s the mother…
9 V7 R2 c6 r/ d5 L) G8 N( kBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  t/ d5 z4 E# k8 I7 H0 `Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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