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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
6 @: r7 ~. _4 d/ ZBoy: Yeah I need some help.* Z7 ]5 l" B. ?3 m) [
Operator: What’s the matter?
, ?" ?  ]: h6 |8 cBoy: With my math.+ j) k! l' L5 `
Operator: With your mouth?, ~- q" t+ B& ^7 U. S
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* [( X! i* o8 o# e. I2 B* q7 f, SOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
  z" y: u# l2 _Boy: No with my math.
. S: ]# {. l9 w; f2 x, S# T& OOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?, z: v  z' D: Z( [: R5 }) t3 ^
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.0 k7 r) h4 H  \5 Z; R2 u, `
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
7 i# Y8 L* {( L& D# I1 U' U  OBoy: Okay.
. c9 Q" @: b: }  QOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( C* J( n3 B0 m$ bBoy: I have take aways.( D, s% }  s2 A
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.) A) ?$ G- K, p5 G4 R" V& ?
Boy: Yeah.
9 Q; D. A+ R) Y+ T  VOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?: Z9 i8 N# w& {4 B
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ R# ?/ @# `, X) N. D% HOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.$ z2 ?2 M2 n& F4 f+ P+ s" }
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?  m6 _+ _( g: [( k
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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8 ]7 P  {7 e* ABoy: I don’t know, 1.% H8 B* G5 O4 _, Y
Operator: No. How old are you?# s7 `0 C( Y8 `  [2 [  x
Boy: I’m only 4.
( F5 h( k" h7 k) A$ H; w( J3 X1 ]Operator: 4!
% Z. c5 q. E4 K* J! E0 j8 Z! O: VBoy: Yeah.
& q1 w4 o& B8 w+ B, R8 }Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈). o; C6 O' o1 W8 F  X& k" F
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.: }- e  O: z) i) ]' y
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!0 \5 U$ |  u+ U' C4 l# P
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.1 j' @! G8 W" J9 F. M# b4 X
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?* ]9 V! g/ E* H2 E$ Q
Operator: It’s the mother…; P: e, y. y  _
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody." G& n7 y" S: b3 _9 d$ K$ n
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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