4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. _  f/ |8 ^2 G  C7 `Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
2 s6 i, g8 L, X/ @, ]# gOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ L/ Z5 {6 q; c+ t6 k; YOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# h8 R7 u  W: h& o) `+ DBoy: Okay.
* t- L- m5 U& i3 ]8 N! G& j( m$ zOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
, Y8 O) \% J2 uBoy: I have take aways.
( i7 \1 g$ |' {4 wOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
) u# ?0 N: ?1 X1 L! |$ s2 {Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: r1 ^3 _$ _* g( E6 l( i' ~: `Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
4 L5 d/ b1 O; a, A" V* `$ {, `, jOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
  @$ g4 e, S. _+ N7 d5 V- HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 F) s: k% E: n& xOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
: ?) ?/ }, E# j. b; u) c! mWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈