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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.4 k2 ]7 }* P" [" M8 {1 c- Q6 w+ `- ~
Boy: Yeah I need some help.5 W1 {5 ?+ E& M3 U) N. S& w- d' h
Operator: What’s the matter?
, L3 K  {; j4 `+ [) kBoy: With my math.
% J2 n. c" Q, f2 x' }, n. ^Operator: With your mouth?( F( L  w. P% h% V0 L) d- T! T
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?4 H0 \+ S2 U( f) ]2 f  P
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?; H- ]; b! m' h( \* v8 N9 Q8 Y. m, ]
Boy: No with my math.
+ z" w3 I2 T( ]# ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  ^" q* G9 k8 e4 JBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 D# Z% i5 I  q' K8 pOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.4 ]3 H& r( s$ Y) o1 ?
Boy: Okay.( I) L; X0 j! P+ M6 y
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  H1 o% Y" i7 G3 QBoy: I have take aways." F( }" D2 D2 h, t' L2 |
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: B! w+ w# o, p# }. P4 b# W) [Boy: Yeah.
1 a1 e* ?, v/ t( {/ C7 R- LOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?$ j5 q" ]( d; I; D" X% {) e) F
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' ~5 e# i1 Z/ jOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.) w3 q# R( X+ V1 o/ c( H; n" _* Z( z
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 N7 ^$ z9 _5 POperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
' z) ^/ i- k5 K3 _& ZOperator: No. How old are you?3 ^' Q2 @/ Q0 r% L: ^8 A  e2 S
Boy: I’m only 4.! T' T/ Z* |1 z% A
Operator: 4!
. W# [# c8 b* y3 |0 K% M6 k8 GBoy: Yeah.: d: U0 ?$ V- w( |* [# Z2 d
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
0 r% T( a, r* a, MBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 i. p9 y8 f3 Q0 o0 ~' q. l+ xOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?5 a9 Z; {/ P8 V# K$ S
Boy: 5.
% L( s' ~8 X0 X$ qWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!5 O' z1 G. u! t. G1 r
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.& i3 s# |' n( R; y/ g. Q
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 R5 |  l1 f0 k) n6 w1 vOperator: It’s the mother…
6 t+ _5 P5 o- l# hBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.7 K" z: X/ `8 W# T9 |5 ?% u% e- T
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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