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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.- J! h3 M6 @" O& C- s" h% G
Boy: Yeah I need some help.( w( K) Y: i; k" v+ |
Operator: What’s the matter?$ F! Z4 r  B0 n5 a) U8 F4 M
Boy: With my math.- f; r; `+ \/ \8 @+ B- g, d
Operator: With your mouth?0 h2 f& P" L. X/ t( a
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?4 |- s" i% _- y- l  P5 H8 M
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?" _* J( Y0 F$ k! ~  L
Boy: No with my math.- e1 O$ @. L/ h+ M2 f9 }6 L* D$ ?; g
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?% l5 t' {4 t) V- v, ~* j( W5 C
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.8 a- d) {$ d: f
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you., r% F6 `% v4 X( i4 g- k' Y. K
Boy: Okay.1 Z7 }6 N0 i  K# f7 \
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& ]7 q; U+ K" L2 MBoy: I have take aways.
% y8 R& S- a5 X9 `Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 m- B$ W: c( ]& OBoy: Yeah.
$ q, z: x$ q/ Q, u! r. U# QOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 W6 H* N0 R4 N9 ]# `/ IBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.  M( G9 y9 A7 K
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 V8 @9 c8 f  V: {" S+ \Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
8 M6 w- R8 L+ U# rOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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9 x* w6 Y; w8 p) l( P% c6 y% uBoy: I don’t know, 1.' D" ?8 Z+ U& d( F
Operator: No. How old are you?1 C0 ~4 ^/ n  l, Z/ |6 y9 m
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.; U' X$ s. z3 D2 b$ @1 l% E
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
0 f2 [* |2 o# D; O. kBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. x0 u0 u4 e7 IOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( p" ~5 W, @; i9 Q6 ]# CBoy: 5.
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Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.9 c+ g  H/ C% i$ S# ^
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?' E5 Z4 u  ?6 D* D* {8 H% U
Operator: It’s the mother…
) B( n) e& O! q: iBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.8 i+ G+ b/ f5 U3 @
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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