4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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% }$ Q, z/ j2 M% p+ cOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ r5 N" O* `4 _" mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; k+ M* y" _7 D9 T7 mBoy: Okay.
: ]$ }- V- q8 a& cOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
( i% |" i' e7 _, qOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: |- \" z; F3 u; d6 ?1 K9 I" {Boy: Yeah.
4 @' Q1 ]  R$ K6 m. z  p' h1 GOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ V) S# A/ e& P& Y' EBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
+ x5 L( K# Y: bBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

* Q4 q6 `" W' aBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
- |$ x* ]5 w  ]; C- r4 V. lBoy: I’m only 4.
  E" C8 C5 [6 U+ d4 K, ]! a( W9 ?Operator: 4!
$ N' n! m- n) d. A1 mBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( K! Z, [1 ^" eOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
2 i3 o2 i4 }# I0 T* p9 IWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
5 k3 w6 F  L8 O* x2 z3 L9 PBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈