4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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/ M1 h: q( w! N" N4 eOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* _) N1 i* |: ~Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
6 p4 j! x7 A3 Z0 t; \Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  s9 b$ ~2 [7 j" [2 A! WBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' o9 G; Q- T* _- r: O% S$ `Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- @- D! Z6 K3 H- k1 x: _! ?$ UBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
: u" I- p! e( \6 ~, U# T" }+ FOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 D* X. \& I; s7 `: N, Q" WBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

; y+ Q; h9 J; V6 {7 j1 {# s- o0 lBoy: I don’t know, 1.
0 [. X; u$ d: [' s7 v5 EOperator: No. How old are you?
8 D! b* _: @8 v% M: s; A7 G! FBoy: I’m only 4.
' r; X  Z2 p8 }4 h+ bOperator: 4!
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Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' b- M8 D0 F4 DBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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3 B, `" d1 |5 Z2 Z: J7 mWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 f4 j, c; y9 E/ K) r/ d$ T! aBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# M- h% i" ^1 x! m' `5 h: cOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈