4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 @7 y; [3 N! {; x+ {$ V* GOperator: 911 emergencies.
* h# |- H3 x% e5 BBoy: Yeah I need some help.
* ?2 d4 q5 |0 _# F: g0 NOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
, h5 D+ r) M* eOperator: With your mouth?
' P- [3 v1 h( c% RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 s9 s! ^9 s& M: z5 L2 z5 VOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 f8 H) L0 H5 z4 \Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  l9 H/ x' r5 l$ {4 V; VBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, s1 v8 k3 Y( X1 S8 Z1 ?" uOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
; O0 p* g9 c5 Z  W2 v) gOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 l' @+ _" {# U3 ZBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 J0 G5 ]! g# A, z' U/ }, gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

& D& b! E+ ]2 _! ABoy: I don’t know, 1.
- B; S2 s5 S2 B* H: VOperator: No. How old are you?
. d4 O, {( a+ Z* F' U3 a8 qBoy: I’m only 4.
8 i- `- c0 w) u6 T5 i# HOperator: 4!
' E  Z0 p; T3 o3 ?Boy: Yeah.
; J1 ]" P; d) j" }* S$ o8 NOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
9 d' N+ @6 q% J0 S$ {Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ B& q( y6 b# H1 I# |Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
, J9 \8 \: m; D! r0 ~. c' ^Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 I8 k/ y( }; H8 w) iWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* K" n' `2 t5 E: {Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈