4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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3 Z& ~' r3 j8 \9 c: r# i9 P! NOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
( n. B; h3 ]6 V% Y  nOperator: With your mouth?
! n0 I: H$ E$ L9 N* ^Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
+ q/ E3 Q6 @' H6 N9 A. `5 P! WOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
) R5 m4 |; F: X; WOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ y; ?7 k9 }4 c% T0 PBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% K( X: U* ~5 z$ z% ^9 lOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 n# X) H1 b' Z  Q! FBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( J: q  E2 i. w" P* h; x) Q: sBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ d: g. O) J- n3 o# [Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
  t% `- K* B' P  X! X5 VBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

  t! M1 i" T3 ~7 `$ MBoy: I don’t know, 1.
/ x; }; Q. p& @' [; q2 s7 d8 iOperator: No. How old are you?
' f6 u* e* s6 T$ k5 O" TBoy: I’m only 4.
* _& z  D  Z5 \' j& Y3 b( vOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
- ^4 V( C3 X/ P3 @% p1 q9 ?Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. z: ]* W5 E* R) Z* E& IOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: n/ H! ^" u4 z5 h3 g! I1 ~Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( K/ @9 C/ T/ f) dBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ |9 R* i) n0 I) D: n4 nOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 x( a) c. R% `  v. `0 W7 [1 M! MWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈