4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
& C# o, F( P2 UBoy: Yeah I need some help.
) [) k) A  W1 p* GOperator: What’s the matter?
6 F' a& B7 U* T' r! kBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 ^& ?. ^+ @8 b+ I0 z8 [Boy: No with my math.
' Y" t/ u* a2 [. FOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 t4 ?( w  s1 mOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' v; ~* o+ |* J, O9 _Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! E, e% X% Z4 ^# h  HBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 c+ D1 }0 A  E1 @1 Y, M$ X! m3 _( HBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) N# X5 E9 j  D0 {/ O5 oOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 I9 y4 L7 A2 e) fBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
) ?* [% m# ~/ CBoy: I’m only 4.
$ Y9 k% [; u  `% B8 @Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
1 c, u: a, R) `$ W# U' fOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
4 l7 n9 m! R. {- hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ h# z' q2 X* k( bOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* \( k! l3 q8 S6 V3 z! Y2 ~! tBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈