4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) L* y/ R7 ]% w0 z+ E$ ABoy: Yeah I need some help.
6 E1 d- }: W( U& ROperator: What’s the matter?
: N- Q& q4 @% _  S9 M' lBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
% _. E0 w6 z/ w  ?0 o0 a1 N  VBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
0 G$ N5 _6 D6 W2 BOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! D/ Y' |9 T+ r9 `! l- D$ K; r' U# HOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 f) h# m, B( wBoy: Okay.
2 l" ]# J, [2 G) r7 rOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% G9 R# U# J% YBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, T: o2 R& O2 jOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
  E$ o, f6 r! l* COperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

. m: s4 B) C9 j7 u. I" T! n6 k( RBoy: I don’t know, 1.
1 w  Q$ d+ _! M" L" `2 ]/ hOperator: No. How old are you?
- h. ?: X$ u/ Y' i2 _& Y* OBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
2 C9 u8 |) h1 ~; L: eOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: ?4 t5 g2 i( e( bOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* v, N# U: p( U8 f7 COperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈