4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
: A; l) B; \7 R9 o1 qBoy: Yeah I need some help.
0 z( \0 f" V0 G0 m% J+ Z$ ^$ POperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
4 g) \) l5 F! g, L8 v1 fOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
0 R# n# ?/ N" Y# D( w4 k2 QOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% q8 E$ }! q8 e; O1 l3 t% b- WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
4 b; k6 l( B9 B4 Y, C, jOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
# V: j) X; l: n9 @' k% e. sOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
* _& s7 o6 x( w# dOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
8 S, u3 _; |6 ~# ~Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 k- E" @  ]% o, O6 S( T8 ~2 @Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- C4 _4 C/ L- O, k1 A" vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
7 `& N9 F( W+ w+ {1 d9 l; IOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
' Y0 v7 M% S$ W8 s5 jOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
9 [+ l! r1 e6 p0 kOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 ^# e- M$ `7 m. A6 F+ FBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) f$ B; A6 b! P; |Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
" ?+ V& c" z5 q2 Q* \! d' ZWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ X  P) F+ X/ b  T* A! S; Z( AWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
5 p# V5 U1 ^$ P6 i# EOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
3 K- V  e2 I  [  u. }Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈