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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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" C+ l/ o1 i/ R1 N' |5 [/ ZOperator: 911 emergencies.8 z% j; P3 e8 p1 U5 R
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 I6 E* R: n4 AOperator: What’s the matter?5 n5 n3 M- E  H" {# s
Boy: With my math./ Z8 I7 E, i. E/ p6 D
Operator: With your mouth?  I9 U6 }( F" }9 M2 t' Y
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& E+ P5 `3 Q7 N8 YOperator: Sure. Where do you live?- C& j+ Q0 w; K# H  m" V+ P
Boy: No with my math.$ f/ t5 D# h3 U/ G. s. E
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?1 B$ x! Z5 |8 k- H( @
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.2 G* S/ u0 `# f" q* ?
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: y  I/ L, N( J, L# wBoy: Okay.' V, G: d. v. ?9 f1 `$ y" T1 o
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?  h# [* v" M) c* c$ j! m
Boy: I have take aways.
2 S# t- {$ n! iOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- l2 a8 ~: L4 l6 A! d2 I4 i: lBoy: Yeah.
( p; s& o9 r1 \. Z# C* K: mOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?; N- e+ |  l% m4 H# O$ v/ M1 y; V
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.; n5 B9 w6 e6 F) Z3 b  D
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
. j/ e. ~* }$ A( b0 U' iBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
' h7 A# b5 S+ v  vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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# [1 l- F' z7 TBoy: I don’t know, 1.
0 a/ o% W5 A3 D( d( [4 `0 Q4 `" iOperator: No. How old are you?
! L! p. [7 H# mBoy: I’m only 4.
8 z! h' e7 W7 g* ZOperator: 4!
9 @4 S  m$ }7 G% C9 zBoy: Yeah.; d7 [/ |" I+ |3 N6 t1 s
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)3 P) H9 A+ e1 b" x8 O: C  y/ s
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.* _# g8 N1 U7 V/ T- r
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?7 t, a" X. K% G* i
Boy: 5.
+ t( ?; b8 ^9 i8 `$ O! ~. aWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" d5 x" P7 b; O' _$ |Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.' z5 P. K5 u6 B+ f  G$ i
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?5 ^/ M: b/ d! ~* I4 b; q1 ?0 f
Operator: It’s the mother…1 s/ K9 V9 N) N
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.3 t/ R4 i5 I$ j0 |9 B, f
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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