4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
' @  s7 D" k7 bOperator: What’s the matter?
/ @( j" j' r% u2 H+ T. ^$ n, jBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
) V) L* c9 z# p9 b. L8 rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
0 T' f% _& z. }( u  }* W) QOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' s: Z3 x2 k/ Y- p( v0 d# w0 j8 eBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
, s# `) @  I) }% D. r+ ?Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  m8 m8 o4 ?9 v9 aBoy: Yeah.
) R' d; z3 ]6 e% ~Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
  p& l- C: E  ?% OBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
  q. y$ x  |5 U5 w4 T" D  eOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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8 J: Q! Q5 y8 K1 [/ N, QBoy: I don’t know, 1.
& s; T. d+ [- A# _; f! NOperator: No. How old are you?
# u" n2 |6 i1 MBoy: I’m only 4.
* V7 F$ Q! L  U- ?' B: L  {! c' pOperator: 4!
  f3 h3 u, q! O% LBoy: Yeah.
! Y! M/ C2 t% O' L& ZOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
2 l: ^% v5 l) s" i9 S+ BBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ B5 X9 |4 v, n. vBoy: 5.
" d$ n$ V% A9 I; T, u1 pWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 [, ~, ^% h) \" g) jBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; x. d- V6 |0 X$ gOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
3 W- r" L& G% `+ H! H1 \Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈