4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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  r: B. H$ L6 V5 c$ s" KOperator: 911 emergencies.
, n7 Z4 O1 ~. }3 w2 d* KBoy: Yeah I need some help.
/ o7 I6 a# ^: z. A8 f' b( ?! s3 U( vOperator: What’s the matter?
; b% R) n3 G  mBoy: With my math.
3 B6 L' ^9 B& v5 c1 oOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. w2 p  k5 g- k# c0 TOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
1 i* N8 a/ R( Q- }9 O: VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 S& D% s/ d! S' m! Z; q- @Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 b3 f' h  M/ B7 UOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
1 Z) H# J7 [+ [( IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% s# u$ b; X( ~+ A8 \Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
. k+ Y. j8 \# q7 x2 [+ ]: lOperator: No. How old are you?
9 i3 Y( I: j0 dBoy: I’m only 4.
2 b5 ^& n: F9 w/ Q1 U  g5 o3 G& cOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
+ H6 k; S$ y" x8 _0 |4 E* W% LOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; [" |4 @9 l5 H4 T- GBoy: 5.
5 x; j. f8 k0 \- P; W0 tWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
! d9 t/ u# M9 H: ]8 t2 A; f  n) m0 KOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 U) I9 ~" l  }" kWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈