4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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对话文字记录
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Operator: 911 emergencies.
1 x# F3 ~# D% RBoy: Yeah I need some help.
" s* B2 X( z9 s3 @Operator: What’s the matter?
  _/ X* T3 Q7 n' qBoy: With my math.
4 X; z  G( g* F9 |Operator: With your mouth?
1 w8 i# c. r4 V/ R$ s6 `Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 f. l! G8 @! n" V. {Boy: No with my math.
7 N, g3 M  h% L- S! s0 ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. R0 E6 V" O$ p2 b5 y' @2 f5 YOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
1 b2 ]5 p/ K9 \) iOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% Y) j% M6 u! _) T7 `. T! uBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
1 S* x( C6 n/ c& ^% nOperator: 4!
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Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
- P5 ?7 b' h& M. Q7 i9 `4 a% ]Boy: 5.
* F: _, O, g# YWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ j, R- t: x2 h$ q# a  kBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
* Y: m! i7 B% N0 t' i. }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- H1 `7 p) }* a! r3 B' c8 E3 HWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈