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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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4 \9 D% g3 J4 B, R) T- R7 N; GOperator: 911 emergencies.5 }" U/ S& f8 u0 J* B  t
Boy: Yeah I need some help.* Z3 x$ q) Q& ~) Q/ l
Operator: What’s the matter?
: ]4 S, Q8 \, \: p2 t) C7 EBoy: With my math.: I3 Z% X) P; P0 }
Operator: With your mouth?
7 N  ~% r& m$ eBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 m1 w9 U% t7 j' A5 OOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* O0 ^6 m* e. O  f0 Y# g" B! mBoy: No with my math.
, o* k# c1 c& ~* n$ S* [1 G& _Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?$ {9 a% O0 [5 F, B0 z+ Z" z' ?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.7 ]  R) l* @; g' y
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; B6 G4 ~3 {, i( \9 t: SBoy: Okay.
: m# {$ ?* q3 O* S7 v7 p0 h8 lOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?8 d& h3 i2 F' `  ^$ ~/ J* n6 }
Boy: I have take aways.
% c4 D+ J  B  B: I! [Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 C5 b5 m+ t7 D5 D" aBoy: Yeah.0 d0 F$ o# W. w& H
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?, X) q/ d! }9 j5 z( I
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.8 }2 d. a9 |" M3 d; q
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.! ~  @" Y% b. P# B/ B
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. N9 G' R8 K9 q$ q/ W4 SOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.8 f! `2 z2 D3 U' m( d0 d
Operator: No. How old are you?
9 g( F0 Z* x+ S/ m0 N, D1 GBoy: I’m only 4.$ \5 H5 h, A5 |/ v5 E5 X
Operator: 4!
& O! x, h( h' [2 `$ H& X( A2 T$ iBoy: Yeah., W" Q& Q. x; f  P0 p
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈); w9 ~: d9 }" E& Y
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5." `* P8 f- u9 {# ~: q
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?: D8 q, d2 r4 [2 U6 w' v
Boy: 5.! q- W9 w5 I; ]& _9 i. L+ i8 j4 @
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!  S5 T! a8 T9 j9 T4 H6 s( L: r( Q: t
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& o' ]5 _- u& ?+ }) k" F: cWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?% g7 N" V% {5 l- @# u. X
Operator: It’s the mother…
0 b0 T1 P" x: WBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.. k5 Z: W' `$ O+ O" S" v' @
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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