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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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: x! ^# S- J2 s' Q/ xOperator: 911 emergencies.9 q" D# G& i; o
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
7 K9 h  C; ?8 G6 q9 x/ XOperator: What’s the matter?
: p9 o# d. T: Y% l/ b# TBoy: With my math.8 Q4 K- b- S& x8 _8 q. O- U
Operator: With your mouth?3 Z$ {, [7 O9 y, G( t: k
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 k; S2 b- T( q* R: h& xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 O, A6 n( a( g- R: e7 t# xBoy: No with my math.3 L! n" `9 z8 p6 ?* F* g9 A
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
8 x$ [% h; ]) G( ?/ M" K/ mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.- v6 j9 T; I8 n- V& s
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- w3 T- e- }/ m* vBoy: Okay.6 r/ Z6 ]+ u+ B3 U/ L* ]
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
; s; e6 I% g2 d" `$ M1 NBoy: I have take aways.: v4 Q9 Y* V: ~, [9 V
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
6 A4 X- n( G5 a) dBoy: Yeah.
+ `, @3 M( c* V/ N- ]" gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ R  V; n, b' F% z. `Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.0 _! ?9 A( e, B8 m  n
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 ~! f% L! I& L' [1 Z+ `- OBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?6 J$ G( @# f: d& x
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?1 M# ^* R. }  ]& A

0 v' r6 q" N. ~& S$ r& U( x% UBoy: I don’t know, 1.. f9 U) I. `( \0 b2 q! T( z6 }
Operator: No. How old are you?
/ \& {9 e5 {7 ZBoy: I’m only 4.
  j( ~# H( Y$ i4 n% yOperator: 4!
$ H, |' W/ U: p6 c5 [2 CBoy: Yeah.
4 p1 R7 i& v1 b. m# _7 }6 d; POperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
$ S% b4 x+ \( @Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.6 d4 d4 w) `: Y4 @- m* h" u9 @
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?% |8 N2 U; A" f, ?8 ~- J) e
Boy: 5.* [$ h' r- Q) y# S( H3 M7 a
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!, F9 g  x3 H' u2 A3 [( |
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.+ ^; p& z' V& Z. p# e
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?$ K& \2 q  d* n
Operator: It’s the mother…
5 N5 t6 r# ]1 a9 ?Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& ^. J* z! b$ `$ @1 c( C! t9 J1 WWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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