4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: n4 N$ O$ N! i7 Q2 c8 c* J0 aOperator: 911 emergencies.
  p" r  G- ~( E* x* M3 E) Z1 T* LBoy: Yeah I need some help.
: Q) x9 ?+ B: q2 |$ b3 VOperator: What’s the matter?
6 R/ L$ @8 R6 x; f  @& v8 ?Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 U! v& @$ W. ~( Z' s  O0 B/ o# xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
+ W- p, O% T/ S0 ~Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
* F+ i" w+ ~0 x: \. TBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
) L3 q9 m( b4 V' I% @4 hOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
* e! J- y, x$ m. Z' K7 U# w1 v, [Boy: Okay.
: J( v! I7 o  \- h1 S# p8 wOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 f% ~& e7 z( `+ x, }Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
7 S; u/ h, R. x/ R6 lOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
* P& h, a! x! qBoy: Yeah.
5 p1 r( z" z. ?! `' N% `) LOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
9 U8 y/ w1 a% L4 eBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; {3 B# B2 q7 ~* x  x" G3 ?) I, PBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) m# Z$ f; `8 o( a. _& Z7 JOperator: It’s the mother…
8 H$ A+ r3 h' _* k3 YBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. p' c* n+ T. r5 m* AWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈