4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

; n& Y& N& H8 r& U& @0 o* [
对话文字记录
9 s/ Z6 E) O4 H0 H, ^. N+ n) d1 z: E
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
# ]& S# [" U3 W& ^Operator: With your mouth?
4 _0 B. X1 w) R3 p5 v2 m" OBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 P/ Q7 @' a4 l9 c1 A" oOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
8 h  {, o( C) p, c2 P6 P) kBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ X8 o! R# X3 `/ o' AOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& w; T( |7 V$ B6 Q+ h2 D) U. kBoy: I have take aways.
8 ^, z* p! Y5 C5 u0 gOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 N. s: @$ q7 E: j/ X3 hBoy: Yeah.
% {. ~8 R8 G2 z" YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 ?' K5 @" e# a1 I* T: Y5 w. OBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
5 }' y. V2 k% G& q1 z5 A
8 u. W: [- [: h3 S8 ZBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
: ]0 O. \" m9 J: S* |/ W: KBoy: I’m only 4.
6 X" R0 m( n. z8 N- @3 t# sOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
' K  k1 w% h2 I! m5 ?6 KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
- B. y! n; s# S+ U1 N7 n: c7 xBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
5 y# ^* Z& k  v; \8 NOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
- Z2 U, W1 \  @% F8 a6 [; M' XWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
8 O/ a" {3 j( q# |8 e" |% fBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 b9 V% ?& G! p& `6 d6 r" {# U8 R' uOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈