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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) Z  B: j+ m" B2 ]Boy: Yeah I need some help.
: G9 y; X5 c% Z. e7 R2 h+ JOperator: What’s the matter?
' `+ o7 j0 B# o$ F" t: V/ U% ?, ]Boy: With my math.6 }& }' @+ x& @5 o; Y( h
Operator: With your mouth?4 A" W# Y9 Q# e) z0 m' J% b
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?  K3 M" H! |4 q7 @' t9 `9 n: v8 `
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
- I9 b# o( O; }# wBoy: No with my math." I6 _& d: g7 M+ b' a; E
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?+ Y! R4 l# A( a
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' g8 T8 U9 ~( }' |- l- |& XOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
* v  [$ i6 ?5 @/ F+ x- \Boy: Okay.% j+ A; K/ ^% r8 `& p
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 }; P; l9 k2 }% _Boy: I have take aways.7 Z& N  p# C7 a$ q' d
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.. U# s' _; @( p1 i; u" b- K
Boy: Yeah.: o6 l; U, P' A, T+ _( l
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?  g/ r7 z) v  w/ S' d4 e
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% @! I1 x3 [5 TOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# M% l2 e& O& v; LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ V; @5 L8 N7 uOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?4 r2 ]! w6 i7 u0 l
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
0 D6 ^8 c$ J$ ?' l; J& X) N4 }6 XOperator: No. How old are you?
5 @' e3 d, _8 f6 F  kBoy: I’m only 4.
4 N+ _3 z( _- M% c+ G! fOperator: 4!9 W: m6 r+ Z" d5 ~7 p& C3 o
Boy: Yeah.' K* G( u: Q  R5 M2 Y5 n! X
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈): ~! s7 c5 u6 v8 \
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 c' Z1 d) k3 [, z1 hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ F$ J  j( x4 _: V- M3 wBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 P2 Z& W3 e+ G* |( KWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. Z" _& f  c- v: n( AWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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