4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 S$ b: \" h* t' v7 m! B/ [3 aOperator: 911 emergencies.
# J$ _; c( \6 ^7 c/ c. Q" v4 UBoy: Yeah I need some help.
% @7 i# E4 O' M! p! d' `; P- {* Z4 g$ EOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ o0 W+ W9 O8 R8 M) i8 RBoy: No with my math.
( L" t4 w# `& l& N3 U: ?% @& FOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
1 b' n; Z6 g& @# _3 Q( vBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 m" |0 U: d, F3 ROperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
% H, k/ M5 L: |, N1 COperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 Y2 y# e/ p* ]. Z! w9 EBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
- p' h) w5 n& O5 FOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; R% j- u2 r1 \3 ~* d' ^( u& QBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 q3 @/ B( \) O( Z$ BOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ h2 x% b& V6 J3 k3 G8 z1 [/ dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
" ]$ J/ g* R* b6 Q1 n0 SOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
6 b# }1 h; B" a4 H8 tOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( m. X+ T( B$ o( g7 SOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
$ k3 d! U4 l8 j6 l0 p8 k2 G4 XWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 n5 V9 f" I. _4 HBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 Y) S" I* {% u4 H/ H# [" j0 x# r8 JOperator: It’s the mother…
8 q8 c! m2 z' w. }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 V  k7 _- V, v% y: y+ IWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈