4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 C6 D) a. H: g2 O1 m6 lOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
5 c6 l3 F# d% _+ ABoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
7 }/ b* m2 n, [: G. YBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
# w+ r2 K( T8 w# t0 S8 `, gOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
, D8 Q% D9 Y! v- M" G) o: \+ ?  GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
6 |- ~; Q5 P1 j3 W! }Boy: Yeah.
0 @" C! ]! w6 G7 aOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ W* ^" [7 K* M- c% k8 JBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
7 {( D, \' U  hBoy: I’m only 4.
# a4 }( g  H. ~& BOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
4 A% ]( B( N* f% \2 ^Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
, c; q) L# N4 I& kBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& u$ l8 Y+ `3 Y5 ]% @9 D; YOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
7 j& y9 Q* z5 g8 e/ n8 AWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
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jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈