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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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# k- O( i; n/ D- ~Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 H( N, g1 ?4 O# h! f6 |; @8 tBoy: Yeah I need some help.
/ J5 j1 X; G$ S3 j, oOperator: What’s the matter?( @0 z# T0 V8 g0 j) W
Boy: With my math.: R! \% E2 u  a8 R7 s! @# }0 ]$ `1 M
Operator: With your mouth?3 S) A2 C" G  v$ N* p* b
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?6 U, n; K' F* u) J
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 U, v2 p' n5 B" UBoy: No with my math.
: C: ]0 A$ R' Q8 ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?* Q% P1 S$ _9 O: [2 B! D
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 G( T9 z- z0 n7 E! ZOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.) Z5 C7 L6 o* h2 {2 R/ z
Boy: Okay.) O6 `6 X$ s# E7 z' U! I, C0 E9 j
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" S6 l7 o* U! g# y- iBoy: I have take aways.
) t% ]% `3 K+ _+ r  ]) TOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.8 `8 ~' V& ^3 e$ X1 y
Boy: Yeah.6 J2 q( |% l1 t3 j( z! I5 d
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?5 M' m% \, H& ^' S  i7 R( {
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.5 f( S8 |: P1 i( Q
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 y1 a6 x  d6 p' ?Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
; c9 P. O" ]# ?1 v3 u# xOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?$ A. s) Q2 D% m. h- M" N* n! I

1 j9 o+ ~: a: O5 mBoy: I don’t know, 1.
' G+ A* S* _: NOperator: No. How old are you?5 A4 C  g0 e( o  l& `. X9 z
Boy: I’m only 4., \( i6 j3 T$ H# l& N8 F
Operator: 4!
: w) S( C, d: I  R" @  PBoy: Yeah.
7 O3 B( ~; z. L9 ?4 O3 LOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
8 c; o+ X7 t: r( E. fBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.# [9 i+ g0 ?  C/ q* V% q
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
" Y& h( K/ J! N) J4 ]Boy: 5.2 ~4 x, K# E7 y9 S0 L  |
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
  H1 ]  z' ]  ~$ H  l9 _! vBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. P  Z' P$ w0 F; p$ ?0 D5 W  O. g7 JWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?/ ?% B5 N! R1 g8 w
Operator: It’s the mother…
0 L9 u3 d6 e  _& vBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* j! C! ^  N) [: a' f$ m* E5 rWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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