4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
$ N2 p9 V8 \5 j1 \Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
. O+ E4 L# O) n1 ABoy: No with my math.
  S* g7 K' r  F8 {( n, W; j; LOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- [1 R# i$ F: BBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
4 x: n; O. i# R% |9 OBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% a0 u2 y# |# y9 w4 ABoy: Yeah.
1 T  K  ~0 a5 [" x6 s- i9 t3 cOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ u8 T! @* W. H: `Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

, G3 J4 U" A% wBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
+ T4 A5 Q# Z7 M  gBoy: Yeah.
2 ?* l6 B# E3 r6 POperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
0 M8 o% w% E6 I, Q% rBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ p3 p! |- Z. w0 M% D4 o( bBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* u7 V; m3 T) D3 s6 nWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
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" J6 e1 C6 G" j( T: nWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈