4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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, }) ^8 C, [  o$ d3 k" p, U& hOperator: 911 emergencies.
) v  n- {; ]- b9 H' g" t9 e  J( rBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
6 V$ ?. a& I% }Operator: With your mouth?
( D9 O, M3 O. m! d4 @Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  ~0 q  h+ G: }; LBoy: No with my math.
9 U& V- ]( V8 r  D' e7 W, G9 ?$ ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- o( d- X" ]1 O/ x) JBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
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; s+ D: o4 i* Z  X7 p+ uBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ N" k% ~4 ^  L* x2 jBoy: I have take aways.
- V7 T% G- f  [8 KOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( N' X4 T, z3 u; a$ [3 \0 n# U# JBoy: Yeah.
) j$ u! L- U; b: q. NOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) Q. i' q1 s0 C8 x2 e4 \Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
# j0 a- H9 ~+ l5 h8 F/ W5 b$ VOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
7 r. @5 G* n6 Q8 t4 }" H& IOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
4 e, j1 a1 `5 d! L3 lBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 a  Y. W4 }7 g1 uOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* v% o' q! r( i, y9 x& r- L& _& O/ YBoy: 5.
0 |1 t4 i& y3 \$ E" ^+ [Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
; J  w3 S9 V+ V) x9 PBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, Y7 @6 K% c! J3 qWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈