4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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" c, v+ W/ ?+ T  u. P: NOperator: 911 emergencies.
6 M5 t5 @, h  V6 M5 s4 P  Z( X+ ~/ {Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
+ E, L* m% ]. {4 B5 q+ dBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 h( B* O9 t5 M4 z4 H. ?; |Boy: No with my math.
6 z! @  d; V. B% Q8 m/ w. COperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# ~" g. t8 ~- T# B. ?( E6 X1 rBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* V  }% ]( F6 m- i% ^9 `8 k! OBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. d& |3 J/ v  i, f5 SBoy: Yeah.
) |9 T2 l$ e) p1 i9 X8 M- ^Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ c. H' v: T! [" K2 @9 hOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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- n& s+ f! W5 g1 zBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
$ u) V/ l0 j: x6 y" @6 L1 m5 W- HBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
: ]3 N* I$ d0 C- qBoy: Yeah.
2 ], v6 O! k* IOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
& ?- y( E: ]/ ~+ ~. kBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
  \" J7 w* T. MWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 C3 t2 n$ q8 ?: vBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈