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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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6 M+ w- u3 Z  W: Y" _3 H) R% z2 G& QOperator: 911 emergencies.
' m; }  J. G1 EBoy: Yeah I need some help./ t- W4 P7 M, i' b! g: U
Operator: What’s the matter?  p$ U0 F& f! ~: D( K
Boy: With my math.+ a3 x; @9 }. o; F
Operator: With your mouth?/ B3 j4 y( r. G9 ^$ B
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?) \3 i8 x4 S7 [9 d
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
; Z' Y: ?2 b9 B# g4 _$ wBoy: No with my math.
0 n# e; o" X+ q' s: K6 POperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 i/ A$ {5 V+ ^% O3 @# cBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.8 i% a& ]; H8 j5 }
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
* ~% o$ C6 @+ t$ s7 r! ^- M$ g, Y% mBoy: Okay.
! r& T2 f# c' JOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?* a( V1 q+ a. _' \' Z. P1 {0 O
Boy: I have take aways.+ n- _+ s) y$ s6 |5 b* a! c
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.3 w" ^$ r: }2 `4 V
Boy: Yeah.
# p  V- O% m& aOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?/ p2 Z4 F6 b4 C( S% b
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.- |- I5 V; [3 Q6 s. y  s: s+ S
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.% ]6 N- x7 R& c: t
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: u$ v# R7 K: |3 MOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.2 Z  ?  q  E1 n1 Q
Operator: No. How old are you?: w6 ~% X! u: L  ]* E* h* h8 d
Boy: I’m only 4.% m  e2 g) h1 U
Operator: 4!7 ~  Y2 ?! Q4 _) I
Boy: Yeah.) _9 f- U1 b+ Y# H% S) w
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
' L- n; |. u  h9 }5 m" vBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
+ {& a2 `: w( A5 Q: X: `( n4 ^6 QOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?( P0 r" Q  E* s6 Q- T
Boy: 5.
2 h( F8 s- r. X+ L. y# K% LWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. o0 W* G+ T5 b1 _! d$ m2 U6 _; UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
3 y9 M  O% x6 s- G* G3 \. Z/ u* wWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?# X  J5 ?9 e* V- D3 d2 I! e# g
Operator: It’s the mother…
! p& ^$ N/ j$ J( T3 A5 _Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.4 S# B' r. s7 c" P
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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