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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录6 M5 B- V% Q! W$ |" H8 P. o* Q1 h
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Operator: 911 emergencies.9 S# Q* v1 N4 y  h8 X
Boy: Yeah I need some help.2 j0 F, z2 t: _3 n
Operator: What’s the matter?8 R4 b; ~7 Q/ q& t
Boy: With my math.; Y) A: r4 y( O8 ?- D$ t" f9 G1 O
Operator: With your mouth?
: X2 G3 }/ f6 l. |8 B4 Z9 gBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& a- ]9 N. P8 V  m4 \Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 D  G6 Y8 d' `/ S' GBoy: No with my math.
2 G2 e4 `$ z) P4 R: \! uOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?* r1 v. o* |4 Q7 F9 e
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.+ w9 G9 g, v5 y1 N8 o# o
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.) y" P' B0 O1 P
Boy: Okay.1 h6 J1 j7 W2 s4 T; w) H
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?/ ^( M4 N- c+ `7 h( ]% E* [' C
Boy: I have take aways.. }4 C7 W! A3 G) L  v7 Z% z6 t% R$ D
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, H/ x1 G, d; X3 n' R+ ?Boy: Yeah.
! i( \* f" G- p+ z/ fOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
* {5 C9 C- X+ }# A6 lBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* }9 ^& @8 R) i. NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 j& ?( }, m5 ^: D; b' h0 q( xBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?0 Q, W! s- x' X1 Z
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?1 J+ }( x/ b( J1 Y* N

; {' q; ]; M" `Boy: I don’t know, 1.
+ l! [* J, z! D! ]) L' G% o! V) rOperator: No. How old are you?
  Q! e( R& b5 H0 \% n( g% OBoy: I’m only 4.
' S( m8 l( A; M; }  ~! ]; \! VOperator: 4!
) U4 H1 G1 l7 l9 QBoy: Yeah.2 N2 r" w- U; l5 i. D
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
! B' u6 P+ B+ m: B4 t6 M, _Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.. O: L1 u2 r7 v5 O# P2 ~1 K2 m" _
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?9 i3 m7 Z+ w! ]6 I% a
Boy: 5.
# N" n+ p8 B- NWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, I& \0 w) H: o) a6 [Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 n/ `. z! ?% _1 D/ f! QWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?6 ^9 x+ C7 V( Y: f4 R. U+ k
Operator: It’s the mother…
0 H+ H; E& r1 ^6 ]Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 K$ Y& C  k- _Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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