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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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. \& A% }% r3 j9 L, y9 Y对话文字记录3 j8 @- K+ a( H# i& M
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Operator: 911 emergencies.7 `( s  Z0 p! ^5 ~3 p, E& l9 c
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 ~  e. T* A) @8 |Operator: What’s the matter?
- b' Q; p/ Y! sBoy: With my math.  _( R: Z6 y' ?2 a, N4 h
Operator: With your mouth?
, i9 e; e0 {# K/ M' HBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 \9 W) s8 R; f1 `Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 M; f( [) ^& e( g4 K$ i, \Boy: No with my math.: {& x: N- o6 D( q( y8 P( z
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?0 V" |) p- j8 N# R7 B
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.: C4 w+ m1 X5 V, _) ?/ e
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you." C& q/ `; X& O$ l- V( @+ i+ ^& N
Boy: Okay.
" b/ S  o, Z* Z/ B7 d) K! e% FOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?# D2 S2 S  S* P5 |
Boy: I have take aways.0 ?" B4 w* E0 Q* U1 `# f
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.0 x5 w  [6 q- p0 p/ u
Boy: Yeah./ v2 }) Q0 ^# Y4 U- J
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?" q( Y6 C5 z( {4 U  r
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# k( L; {6 l1 p4 @8 L% ?Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.$ @& V7 h+ y# r7 P, `3 Z! H' x0 y
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?1 B  Z' y) v* ?( H1 a
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.. u- `) ^% i4 G$ t& x
Operator: No. How old are you?2 @. r* V0 ]" {6 ^
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.4 P8 g0 N; i. }4 F8 D. X* s
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)1 v* g$ L: f/ `5 ?8 k/ y0 G) O' C
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.' n" R- H/ z/ Y* D# H; b; t% }* v2 n
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?) t# S! w# `8 z+ V; c$ f
Boy: 5.
" n, l5 M$ {7 @Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 |& O- L( a; ?, _( j  _Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math." G* v  K# Z, q+ g8 [- z
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?/ f& @$ J, _* _9 h  r% U
Operator: It’s the mother…
- c/ \+ r3 w" k- C9 ~( @0 bBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( n+ A* b  _. |2 t7 hWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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