4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
9 h: R5 f. V6 g$ C6 Y7 [Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
6 b! o( ?7 ]3 l" ABoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. e( R4 Z% M0 G8 K+ J' p+ rOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* {! L, z' B* i3 `2 w& W/ jBoy: No with my math.
/ E* w, L8 z- |8 l) D' C4 w' T9 NOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
2 ^2 G2 |) p. m! R0 `5 M9 hBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* _* A& i: c' K7 P8 c0 F: A' lOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
5 G- J9 q0 b. g( S$ d0 a' g+ tOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% n1 q3 z6 |8 N7 kBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 B# w$ U. q7 H: Z1 V0 p, GOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 I4 O0 \% M$ b( p# O2 Y2 ^+ EBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. n! G( }. ?" h1 G7 cOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
" E& W; c5 A" A: G3 mOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
: }! L( ]: r! N6 c# u8 y( |7 xBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# |" {% ~) f4 x4 s' JOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
; n8 b4 _% S# a4 h3 `Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 n( ^5 j- y6 e8 oWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ n4 d7 Z; E% ]+ e8 O9 zWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈