4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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. O0 x5 d4 C9 j) i& D. b2 X! _8 NOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
* S- Y% c- u1 C9 YBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
" C3 }4 T& T2 f) P& lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& E" U) U% {1 u1 p; _  SBoy: Okay.
6 Y' E0 @5 L% B, yOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
  s6 R0 |, F& c, nOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 y& j/ _# G2 L1 ~( _Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
7 Y" W  x* T7 q  qOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
5 v4 p( [" Z+ `4 ^  U* ^0 o- oOperator: 4!
5 e/ \% x/ b+ e' i$ s; I* B* UBoy: Yeah.
- K) U& e! _$ s* e- TOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
! O: l5 p; G+ a9 wBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' W' T; f  L. oOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. H6 m+ W1 z" C2 y7 u1 b9 R% WBoy: 5.
( _8 M: ^% Q: s* {9 FWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
& ^) g/ v2 v8 ^+ k' COperator: It’s the mother…
2 P/ a# R% b5 O. jBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈