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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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9 b5 ?3 @& X2 R! X对话文字记录7 R. v* g6 C8 V  t3 d" a5 W; f

# ^0 X7 e+ r1 t% W3 H( xOperator: 911 emergencies.: o- }/ O) s6 P; o$ X! o% x
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 H$ S/ w/ i4 O( ~0 N6 IOperator: What’s the matter?! i+ M0 g& i9 c/ f$ f) i# a6 t
Boy: With my math.7 u" e/ p" t; U$ |. |' y# \
Operator: With your mouth?
7 m( W5 @) K* `2 o7 lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?- A5 q. s8 C1 A, G/ Z
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
; _; }3 g8 C% ^: Q2 o$ ?Boy: No with my math.
! H  W( w7 L6 \$ X7 VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?/ n0 w8 H5 F5 K
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.# k" x1 C3 w' B
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.1 \3 R  s" y  o7 O- U
Boy: Okay.
1 q6 Z8 b' g# w4 Z$ M. X" K/ e1 rOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?) A" m1 G# c, H3 a
Boy: I have take aways.
" y3 F- q* f7 V2 BOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# r; |  s4 l8 m3 t, H. ]& v$ ?7 VBoy: Yeah.
) V+ K* v1 J8 j2 v" [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?: `, @! b4 ?5 n: x  d
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.4 j9 e: K! z2 V% X0 H8 G3 p" t+ j
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is./ ^6 {9 l) m* ~' ?2 G, q  }
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?+ [. b6 J! n. v; }
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?7 T- _8 N7 E; h! O$ m
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
! y( R) v) Z* jOperator: No. How old are you?
6 Q" u- [- ]! w" W9 {3 u: e8 m$ IBoy: I’m only 4.5 h: Z2 ]# ^3 T, _0 k8 ]8 C9 P2 s7 S
Operator: 4!- n# b; j4 k* P0 T6 j. j* Z* f
Boy: Yeah.
) q! f  U! `. x1 A# G0 w  MOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
/ g( i$ c3 I* m% h) _/ h1 ?Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.' _& P4 X3 W; ?+ U' a, h: W5 v
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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" Z5 n+ I4 n3 fWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!9 O6 J& R0 q. P, y! \; C
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 e6 n" I& {9 R5 \6 {% |: SWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?& E1 k, F8 Z7 F8 |4 s
Operator: It’s the mother…7 i5 k8 h- D3 l+ o+ r) v) k
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& \: u/ @$ @( j$ D. r+ cWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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