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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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* I6 M; L: j3 U) z  oOperator: 911 emergencies.
: q" o/ r( E0 ]+ E5 P" q1 jBoy: Yeah I need some help.
$ t! a1 {9 A" T$ ~$ V* t- HOperator: What’s the matter?
) c; I# B% q$ nBoy: With my math.
# v% A! |% l; B1 I5 rOperator: With your mouth?1 k) L* g5 r# i
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 O0 D1 `9 o( |& m" w$ K4 VOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 n" e7 j; i5 @; {Boy: No with my math.
" @$ J7 L, M' q6 n% X( l) s6 c1 E2 ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
4 W$ _; c' r5 i" e" xBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# G$ d$ j4 b) O1 G0 uOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. S8 U2 y8 [/ F9 C, pBoy: Okay.
! h+ h& `$ R' k) }' C( X" TOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?+ X' t6 }/ H# G2 C0 j; K$ X! `
Boy: I have take aways.5 f  T( I5 }0 X
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. T7 P8 Y1 e9 e0 @" o" RBoy: Yeah.
+ R7 s. r& O* |6 ^" R: e! j- ]2 rOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 Z) G4 Y& Z( _7 ]. M6 ^Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; M2 Q6 B' }  k6 SOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.: t7 g4 F2 J1 l. O& Z& |2 ~% F
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?1 Z) [& ^$ c6 U2 z- ^
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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; U' r& r4 w1 g/ }1 |Boy: I don’t know, 1.
1 \9 n  u+ @  Y) WOperator: No. How old are you?
8 ~! ~1 q7 |. L4 F5 X% qBoy: I’m only 4.
0 M$ b% ^9 H, m  A# [; j3 wOperator: 4!
: G1 v5 X: u+ q* w4 Q' A8 _, i" Y1 YBoy: Yeah.
5 B$ l% l) Y. `1 pOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
( B# r6 x4 b* q! B; I- R) }# BBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 s, a9 `7 O. b* r9 B2 z  @8 M" LOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( G' @) v4 y+ ~( GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.* M4 n" t+ m5 o4 h! @
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?' }) J2 K4 G3 r7 l: e! B
Operator: It’s the mother…
( V* P, B9 m! R1 Z3 {. i, ABoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.) o# l6 x) O+ H9 ?& N/ a
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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