4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( T! {9 J" v' u' L& a" ROperator: 911 emergencies.
. M( H6 p% s+ U( G4 P6 o& R; oBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
& ~% G& b7 t0 [. w) ]. B, @* sBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
" \8 s# t6 r8 A. e, u1 cBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% i# E" U* _, F) `( i4 g- @5 xBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' X2 X" n) J- _% JBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( _! a. S! T/ v: x' g) ~6 nBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 r+ ~9 l& S& q% V- jOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& j; m7 e4 Q2 F: X) f6 m- h& W3 P! dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

2 s% x1 |9 D- m$ h! \5 |. ^Boy: I don’t know, 1.
. U1 v: l2 W# D* pOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 S# ^/ O& r9 H% Z* t# }& bBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- W% w9 J' U- c+ y8 Q& C% hWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" _- R/ E# u& |Operator: It’s the mother…
) Z- r; A( r. R1 l- _* zBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, U: K: I$ i/ l9 V, Q5 uWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈