4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
* I% [" c* N( C( D1 W: D/ NBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
! M. z$ R/ M$ i, E; X6 C  |Operator: With your mouth?
+ a/ k) h+ y- [) rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
. ?7 z4 ]1 q% s3 o/ M6 T6 tBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
7 O, a2 S2 E6 PBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ a( Q4 p: _6 ]* t* }: @) f! {+ B0 n6 O: q) ^Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
+ g6 T$ D  |; Y) r, P! XOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ |  b3 |  j2 @/ S7 qOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
) v2 F' y4 n& kOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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3 f' O5 ]3 Z5 T( xBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
* T$ A8 S+ s# |/ _Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
) Y8 c/ E4 p" W1 G5 F1 a3 e% F3 n/ sBoy: 5.
) W! O: C% q6 t( E& d' _% [. eWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! g% x& [0 h5 B- [Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈