4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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6 u4 h# h! p$ |1 Q1 o) \5 Y! }) DOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 w. B1 C7 x4 i& {Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
  c3 i9 k! Y. V" tOperator: With your mouth?
' R5 p: q- O# B* ~) x8 z5 M  ^Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
4 o3 S* ?5 I' ]6 LBoy: No with my math.
% G, @8 {7 ]2 ?* e9 L3 a) P- nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) n* }- E, h) M3 j- \% Y' x) QBoy: Okay.
& @1 A3 `+ }/ q/ K* SOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
  C8 Z5 @: |- N3 w+ t0 jOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
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Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# @# C7 o3 u4 Q) EOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; q6 {0 R8 ^. OBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

6 N% G0 U( y( RBoy: I don’t know, 1.
0 j! l6 u4 W$ a9 l  {+ mOperator: No. How old are you?
1 ]( C7 t9 Z; a  Q% Y& x+ _4 KBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
, a+ ?& f% `" vBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
9 v: Y* a9 L: ?- s. wBoy: 5.
4 i- Y* l: T9 t0 TWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" U8 g( P$ q" }3 m! Q5 [Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  J2 h) Y2 _. L+ m' N% QOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# t( n8 i; J" p2 y+ }7 {) ?8 ZWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈