4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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6 v( ~( I0 Q0 p9 |Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
! Z( m, f2 Y* DOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
) M: Y1 r5 q2 u% i& lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; Q/ t$ r. n8 j; q7 IOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 \. |$ r4 E8 X1 DBoy: No with my math.
, w- m$ I+ j2 H  l4 S, a7 L, b+ GOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: w, p) i3 Q) a' I- w; Z( @Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 V3 K4 H' Y, Q0 v3 n" vOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
) C0 y% y& U# ^; O7 \3 |; x. V9 l8 mOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" v' [8 X4 \' _, OBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, K8 _& a1 {, p1 |4 z' a, `Boy: Yeah.
: I5 t+ r! M, L, G2 R- A+ {Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
, S# w' o' g+ H# P9 d  q: b+ V; GBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; F4 T! B- h) NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 F8 b+ e) u8 h& M- j) gOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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# O8 }# s' [0 v% o& c% p5 XBoy: I don’t know, 1.
9 e7 I! {5 I! b- o/ XOperator: No. How old are you?
! n* F3 M" _4 [5 H5 JBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
3 @4 }& i8 M5 O9 x) SBoy: Yeah.
$ w7 R6 b9 |, DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( A. R9 N% {/ I: AOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
" Q' {+ X; N+ v! L9 s. ^  g; y' xBoy: 5.
' u$ Z" G6 e& Z; k5 N$ P/ U5 m9 P+ W5 u/ SWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 j8 P$ K" c4 u, k  |3 gOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈