4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
# u4 Q  S5 E1 B8 ?3 ?# [) sBoy: Yeah I need some help.
# s8 E4 r* I/ mOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
4 u2 }3 F, U. x# xBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% V; j. O8 y+ C) D1 VOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
& D3 `4 Q* m4 n" ?2 YOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 M  ?& u$ ?* V: D! K, QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! j% Z& D. `2 bBoy: Okay.
/ `1 F1 X6 W' U" d* `: X8 N  cOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- b. Z" s' ]2 i/ T+ x" i: GBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
9 M6 q' L% I! z$ ]3 xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
, _/ Q/ ~' `6 ^6 E0 S/ h# fBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) Q. @9 p% \" y" l. uOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 ^) V! F' u, N  c" n! LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
; D2 B. [6 x3 L9 [0 ?8 t& V: r9 ?; {Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
# e1 o4 L: W. ]! A6 k1 w9 Q: vOperator: 4!
" H. S6 _8 l. x% W% JBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" p+ _6 y1 u7 |8 s) U" ZOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% b; j2 X, B3 [2 g$ DBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% A* n/ i* J8 ~. _, gBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& E" _1 v3 B5 ?0 d; ]: t- y2 NWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 i0 }; s- f8 z. h7 eOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈