4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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# F- `, f8 S: M$ A2 x) gOperator: 911 emergencies.
' B; Z0 K4 ?+ C, t: R& kBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
% V! J2 k  J5 hBoy: With my math.
$ \9 e5 X; v2 |3 `: ROperator: With your mouth?
# j8 B& _% w/ f$ nBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' c! ~6 d! _9 \! E/ ?Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- u7 B8 f8 T  \) q6 ]Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
) q+ Y" J2 V5 y& z- iOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 M8 n+ ]8 Z7 R2 ?0 O2 f6 t' JBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 k' z0 X, K" W4 f% s! g  ~Boy: Yeah.
# Q8 D% v$ L' |. ]. DOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ l: ?% w* y. B. ]$ i. ~' ^4 gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" }! y$ J& O( ]( mBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 ^: x# c& K# G8 m4 }7 vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
. O# e! E, j) u+ rBoy: I’m only 4.
9 t+ v, Y/ A/ n2 {% }, C% tOperator: 4!
* \! e0 K6 M4 j, n- JBoy: Yeah.
5 M4 t' e6 [" F+ `! DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 F1 G, _7 Z, ZOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ }3 M) J8 t# k8 y' e( x9 m% zBoy: 5.
) y% P1 r9 m8 Q  z, J+ p  E* RWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 P) h8 n' D/ o4 H/ H' X4 PWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* t4 U6 ~3 `0 o6 E) N# ~3 v( U# `Operator: It’s the mother…
) E7 t2 D: f2 U, I& r! _Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
4 ^8 S+ I9 M; l7 a/ X& vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈