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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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% e) }4 V. R9 r1 h$ T! t( z7 NOperator: 911 emergencies.! D5 M& |& O% k
Boy: Yeah I need some help.8 c. e. T% d$ N! D
Operator: What’s the matter?7 O8 F# l# z+ X/ t% Y) j
Boy: With my math." f1 R& d  @  x* G
Operator: With your mouth?
, t1 H  N2 f/ @) U' eBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( J& l2 N, l- t) f/ I" tOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 ]* H  L" r! ^& WBoy: No with my math.0 C9 X9 e( I" e: x+ w
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 v2 C- ~. B* M' R, R" PBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.3 m! U' E$ j% w3 f' L2 `* L
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.4 h& e+ E5 U) V. I' |$ f) N6 t7 v
Boy: Okay.- N* A, U' s- R  Q
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 |) w6 Z6 ]* BBoy: I have take aways.
6 J( l. g0 Z& B+ C* ZOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 C# l1 h  M, c7 j- YBoy: Yeah.
6 H& P& @3 X4 ?# l, `Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
! k5 v0 @7 U4 ^1 c* h7 k2 n( ^" qBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 ^# X9 k6 W* q" ROperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' c- Z# ~) w$ WBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?, B2 s! S) ]. K. R
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?6 [/ g; E( o8 N5 m( c1 O

0 C  L3 Y/ U9 X+ YBoy: I don’t know, 1.
7 z1 O1 Q' W& G. z' xOperator: No. How old are you?
1 ?. U$ \; W" _  h& u  c6 HBoy: I’m only 4.
( H- F5 t5 O0 l. e$ i9 wOperator: 4!
4 j9 o: K  |7 _2 r3 c+ @( {Boy: Yeah.
0 {4 p  T9 t. Z1 ~Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)1 b* p5 u2 U: [
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.  ^5 e: L3 X7 e, ~7 ~5 v5 b: F
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" i3 q8 i3 _- E. D$ [* [Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.5 Q, s% E, o! u% T
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
5 \9 f* n" z$ w0 j5 e* i# Q  sOperator: It’s the mother…3 B/ W- Q5 D1 @- h% d3 O1 @, |
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.: ]0 ~7 f: N& h2 ~: P; ?6 n
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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