4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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9 P( o: ~* i$ F2 aOperator: 911 emergencies.
  e  `( ^& r# U' A' oBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
* B5 c* C, j7 P& ?4 R. WBoy: With my math.
8 D8 U5 Y3 G$ K* kOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  K# v. L4 i, `5 u  F5 K2 Z5 a( Z. cOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
$ o' I: z8 M! J( W9 ~1 e6 zOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
3 S$ c! b2 c$ f" U4 d  ZOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 b6 ~9 [; W% `5 G9 Y' q$ E- E8 ROperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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( |9 E& w8 T5 ^2 H5 NBoy: I don’t know, 1.
# r3 c! p& O9 O1 h- aOperator: No. How old are you?
1 Q2 m: Z7 T, o# E- y" MBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. d% a2 k7 p; yOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
5 E2 H3 ?! }$ E2 w+ v, lWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- S2 }" e8 A0 K' M0 N! _$ lWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈