4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
& ^: y$ I% N3 lBoy: With my math.
: d- A. A+ z( _- TOperator: With your mouth?
2 d- G5 B  \. J! z* `9 @7 ~Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; j- t( V2 }7 AOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
  ?4 o" a* t) o& O# D7 C; CBoy: No with my math.
3 ?  m; m, {- c/ [: yOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 T; ~; F$ l1 {( ^0 W* p0 W  iOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 Q. {# n1 l: z1 LBoy: I have take aways.
' {9 r9 ]7 O: P! h$ O. b0 uOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
8 q/ ]% w- R* n8 Y" `Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ z- y3 F, m# d% E/ D( w) L! R' lOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
0 ]) w6 g  O8 g. p, XBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
' E! ?2 z4 Y! wBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
' M/ \/ S' [3 M& ~( G# y4 T* J% l9 D/ g* KBoy: Yeah.
; A7 G- n: w9 w) c  Q& {2 ~6 u; pOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 o: T% P$ B( K: I6 _6 }  @+ e" {Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 u' a7 S  v/ `# S3 j6 GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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7 m% W+ q8 g0 \' y! vBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈