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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
" N; u! Z" b: I2 D8 U1 [4 R4 g) D: R$ tBoy: Yeah I need some help.% H# c# c* a7 P, b
Operator: What’s the matter?* {* y' G' q( ]! ^& Y8 V; K
Boy: With my math.3 O) N$ ^, r5 W3 ~& }9 t- g) ?' P
Operator: With your mouth?
! Y/ @/ p. S) v* r' X/ E6 bBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?* I# B# i+ ^  i. ~$ J/ n, }) N
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?- Q* m9 f" W# A; Q! o$ S
Boy: No with my math.2 [* ]6 n) a% R# v6 N/ r
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
" _! B" q0 a# v! \0 LBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% a" A( {$ J  J4 m& S! Z, V$ u
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' L1 n  ]3 r9 }3 V4 T0 JBoy: Okay.3 |* ^' L( C" X0 E0 u6 e
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: v  f) O: K4 D6 zBoy: I have take aways.5 q* ]9 t/ M& ^1 \6 s# k
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# n- b2 i/ q; R  p* L" L8 @2 E) JBoy: Yeah.  O% [/ s$ M6 ]- i9 }! l3 g! H$ m
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?9 K9 n$ Y  i) E/ V6 J# N
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math." G2 J7 A) d7 O) M
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.8 a0 T; S: w5 A) I: d
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?) S, a, i3 s. R& _# M
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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! E, R" n3 k" m& c  zBoy: I don’t know, 1.
& n6 I; n0 e' K8 JOperator: No. How old are you?
( A. |5 q" j2 z# ?" E* Z; P9 ^Boy: I’m only 4.
1 X3 v$ u# G' P! {2 k7 SOperator: 4!
$ A# H% W, y& f* C& o" F% MBoy: Yeah.
$ z% ?+ i+ N/ P1 u5 ~  K" O0 b6 COperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)' q4 P/ \6 x2 E) A/ Y
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 Y6 d# }/ }0 g3 Z% |9 cOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?9 L) l- C7 Z5 @& P
Boy: 5.2 l# V$ t0 S# f# L
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!( D/ y' r; O& Q2 f0 E
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
' i- m* E  y( W: l0 @+ _) G" M2 IWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
! H2 V- T" Z/ v) W, XOperator: It’s the mother…
2 P3 Z( D& _+ ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody., ^. \3 c; i+ c$ `
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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