4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
& Q4 u5 \* j: q# u; @/ UBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
5 h# `4 {" s& N3 U, OBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
8 b( J/ H# D5 f& s' `Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ ^' Y) S) s  x4 O2 }/ \; {Boy: No with my math.
: {! q/ O5 ~6 b/ r" X5 J  @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
* ?4 q2 S, G" n- ?Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
4 Q- n+ _4 z: V0 z$ H; BOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
5 ~8 N( V8 H2 L, |( w/ k! ABoy: I have take aways.
6 s" m' v3 Q$ u: o$ G) k4 MOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" R! |) d% x( I4 @" sBoy: Yeah.
8 H( ^* \' _* {( o( M7 y; P% U. eOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( m- L  G& o/ ]( C% W) {Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
) X7 r  m$ M3 X& bOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

# n" w0 I5 T, z7 g& V; w; l5 _Boy: I don’t know, 1.
- K; d4 a  M4 o/ Z  `5 P/ LOperator: No. How old are you?
2 V2 i% a& V% z' a8 M' b; \- F. aBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
  z7 m; i' c6 f: ?. }Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( n: \. A7 M" ^) I' d6 ROperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈