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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.8 {, \+ O; U8 ^9 j  Y/ _: Z
Boy: Yeah I need some help.# L: H0 m3 b1 B6 G4 A  q3 m
Operator: What’s the matter?
2 a" B0 b% k' l. k+ V/ OBoy: With my math.
/ C0 k0 \6 {# sOperator: With your mouth?- k. _4 E% c  ?6 m
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?* j  T- ~2 |9 r" y, s
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
( p0 C6 m9 |! R* Y2 QBoy: No with my math.% N0 r$ k! W: k
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?% D- t% b2 p+ l+ N3 J+ N
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 K& H  w8 T  }! w1 C+ tOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.9 ~( M9 \) [3 I# B
Boy: Okay.
, |* a5 M4 g& H: I. l3 X+ SOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?  |; R2 v; ]% n& n' H' i2 V1 v
Boy: I have take aways.$ r! c- \  Y: s4 s& S
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.7 C) G: I6 b; d8 k- E. b% _" `
Boy: Yeah.
% C( t$ U! s8 ~6 v* jOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?! [* o% c4 H6 W" ~5 b, {
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.2 h: H* R! K% Q" R: j4 H5 H
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; _5 T/ r# O0 _5 ?0 ABoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" ?) M3 O3 g) [/ g' vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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9 U2 U3 b4 i! i/ Q; J6 wBoy: I don’t know, 1.
6 R4 a2 C1 p! o, Z9 n4 j8 sOperator: No. How old are you?
( m+ O9 l- z+ C- \7 dBoy: I’m only 4." Q, [4 f' {7 r0 m
Operator: 4!
' A+ Z- z" s9 c( ?: lBoy: Yeah.
0 ?2 W" d4 l1 c  `) AOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)8 @/ ]( A. {  |
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.8 H# _0 x8 _9 P  b
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
& z( a1 {) [/ x/ z% i9 Z+ H* HBoy: 5.
- O, \) p0 g+ r5 a/ iWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!5 h# H' u- k7 t7 ^
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.0 R  J: w5 g: y* b
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( O; K  F5 _/ z) r# H- R- X: }2 X7 ?Operator: It’s the mother…
9 d9 N+ J* A3 G5 KBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody." p9 q8 r. A, p& g0 j6 g8 h
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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