4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 `3 e3 _; e6 y' l2 j. x* mOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
/ Y6 L7 f  F4 `* U2 K. H6 H: h$ V" |Operator: With your mouth?
  S, j* B/ j# m9 B3 i3 t3 M2 lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
' e4 V7 C( f. M* QBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' N+ r2 r: s) ?, i1 }9 l7 t, r  j; UBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! [  B. g7 t: S6 @0 y7 T/ b/ G  eBoy: I have take aways.
; f2 M+ K/ w- _8 M; y7 TOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ X5 W9 w" E$ ^5 B4 ~1 o" YBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ {. s& \) i; l# k, a+ q. q3 p4 oBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 P' y& C9 ]# y! u7 h$ m) ?7 oOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
+ X) w1 G2 @; ~* }2 x$ RBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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2 D. ], D9 T" ~; b3 u, Z. eBoy: I don’t know, 1.
( Z  a* @- H3 J4 C$ ]8 nOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# H% K4 G5 r$ k/ q* d2 L, wOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 G) F' e  j2 X" t& r4 }Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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# J9 o, T: V, V& N/ {$ Z" ?Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ [0 ?* H0 m7 MWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈