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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
; r/ f' j6 D4 d. X, @Boy: Yeah I need some help.  n: Q% ^8 e4 C5 i3 R6 W8 x
Operator: What’s the matter?7 J; K+ r/ p3 B0 V" A
Boy: With my math.6 M: I' e, M9 U
Operator: With your mouth?
9 h( l& z5 y* K9 q  {Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" u! O: O/ ]! c. I; R4 bOperator: Sure. Where do you live?# f% U+ ~9 Y( h" I
Boy: No with my math.
3 ^4 W2 a; |+ x& D' E/ MOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?; a5 F( w, ?8 ]/ D
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.5 j6 `) {9 }9 A& o/ B: x
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.' h7 O/ t8 i/ a: L
Boy: Okay.
; G1 T; ~5 u3 W1 X7 }  }8 KOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  D' D( w; G' A' G8 i* Y$ M, rBoy: I have take aways.# h# C" ]8 V" Z
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.% n' M  J+ S9 P! ]
Boy: Yeah.1 ]- j% v  T% e2 U. J( v
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?: j" Z/ T4 @) Y( A% Z" @8 D
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 J& |( v/ I8 k' gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.# F2 U  C* T$ @
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 \# O% }: U- b3 H( ?! h7 g8 kOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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% q6 a% v" e. y$ c. t( DBoy: I don’t know, 1." p+ ^9 \7 y  Q- c0 v
Operator: No. How old are you?
  A7 T- A/ A5 H3 D9 x; @Boy: I’m only 4.! g) ^% o: N  L% z4 }; v
Operator: 4!
9 G1 i, \% T" _Boy: Yeah.
9 Q& v8 Q2 |4 _1 Q. tOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)# I; y" J' C( S( T5 ~! D
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* p( v* ]; j( ~Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?1 l% h. l3 _" L+ ^0 K0 T' ~/ N
Boy: 5.
/ d( |, i3 j. HWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!& T4 Q5 N# J5 J$ O) i
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.9 K! m# }; ]- B/ n
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?7 F0 g; s# ?9 f* l' ?2 M! ~" g8 r
Operator: It’s the mother…9 H# ]6 N4 h1 n( g' N: V
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody./ }3 q. a5 z" }  H
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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