4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* T2 v( Y) P, x: o, o. l' b6 E1 ~/ [Operator: What’s the matter?
7 y  V% q8 X, ]2 JBoy: With my math.
8 |+ U6 s+ @% q% c& POperator: With your mouth?
6 Q. U0 U6 z: l* E4 ~! IBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 d4 Q0 R) p' k" xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
) C$ F9 z6 I, R# c) x" L+ s" WBoy: No with my math.
- Q/ |# ?' y" Z! _5 yOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  N2 r- u5 ~: I7 iOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# k; n4 N! @: i* f2 f4 j" CBoy: Okay.
# A) d  ?$ Z# G, d7 y, v6 wOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( I) H9 V) V3 H* F) U5 ]Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( ?( {- f/ p  ~2 x" s- O7 Y+ ?Boy: Yeah.
) V/ z2 Q' s3 Z1 `% sOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  u. U# b( p) b" XBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
3 E/ q! u; \3 Y) C& CBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

* |5 A" @2 J, {% bBoy: I don’t know, 1.
* A0 J- f6 h6 n' ?4 [# U' wOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
; ?2 V7 [, B1 D3 F, WOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
* V, p7 \. u, U# u. H8 V9 C$ XBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ h7 _  h' K$ T* ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
3 Q6 V" D2 T3 [: e' F( c/ YWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 V+ A3 V5 V/ sOperator: It’s the mother…
8 Q0 c5 Y6 C1 q* G0 B+ W: ZBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ U4 b& ^! ?& N# m$ a9 e7 z- v1 lWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈