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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
& x' R4 H& K" ^+ JBoy: Yeah I need some help.
2 b- S; J! D( J! v" Y: B. _1 _Operator: What’s the matter?
, ]# r1 X7 J! m' x; XBoy: With my math.9 H  V( f% M( F+ f* L6 L
Operator: With your mouth?
! Z2 Z* z4 `1 t& E6 V8 qBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?- Y5 X) k8 N8 q# X- W
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
" K: s) t2 I" w9 k+ s$ n! Y# C/ hBoy: No with my math.3 |9 B2 t. v$ H% w& h4 G$ i' @8 N
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?5 \  Z! R5 k; s- u! W( |4 b
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone./ p$ f$ b* ^+ k' H1 K) s; a
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.: E4 b  |# s+ h8 v
Boy: Okay.
' u1 c" t/ g$ s% g5 nOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
+ x+ X: [- x) o5 wBoy: I have take aways., W2 e# Z6 V- a6 Z6 ^
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.$ Q3 z2 B1 _' ^
Boy: Yeah.
" b% y/ x4 h8 T% A, IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?% J& R  |4 S8 h: |, n
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% s1 z0 p& |3 V. K. Q. jOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.* G; r- [) f! R* W; {" V
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?* @) t5 d+ b6 F5 ^
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?3 R, U- `" S; ?9 \/ p3 V

! u, z% X4 {0 B$ KBoy: I don’t know, 1.3 C8 C- q6 ?# ~" h+ C+ k3 F
Operator: No. How old are you?
8 w6 }6 m4 @6 k: F( z3 \/ RBoy: I’m only 4.) `5 C2 M, z) s5 I, D
Operator: 4!0 v  z! L4 l: e/ u# W# N% z! \
Boy: Yeah.
: V, N% h+ X1 ]6 k7 [Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
' |) |5 b0 N0 v0 d4 O# H2 q3 NBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
5 C( [9 ?& m* y( e3 r& Z! S9 T5 b) ?Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?+ j2 L3 J; ]: d. u" w! g: j
Boy: 5.
8 h" u7 e2 R" i- b" T. J# A5 xWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
- D% Z6 V$ Q& F# u6 C2 R. a1 sBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.& B) x, U8 n7 x3 ^' k# `4 ^2 r+ n
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?; O6 k& a) Q6 }! a, [" s
Operator: It’s the mother…7 E5 ]4 q$ _  _/ Z6 I. i$ B
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.$ \3 X4 T7 b- J) f; U
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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