4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- j9 Z- C( j# O- N" UOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- e9 b7 y5 T1 e1 U% cOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 b+ G- s4 F% NBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
* z& A) _% F5 i. E, @Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* u- y. o/ B/ ^+ y1 u8 R# QOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
0 ^( E  \. }( E7 w$ o# ?# IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
: ?, v6 V+ C5 Q8 l$ iBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; G* r# l; i: E: rOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! {% [' d8 S+ L6 }Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
6 N5 F6 {& P+ I) LOperator: No. How old are you?
3 c& [, y, ^! r) v0 x- M- vBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
. G% ?  A; }) v1 w2 NBoy: Yeah.
) q* a* `" T! \* a; R/ B3 h' _Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 Q0 H: r( ~: S( e! [0 WOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 E9 o3 k: c, K' h/ B4 PBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
4 y8 a$ [- [0 w9 ]1 {+ tWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) d- g- _/ d/ _% b9 D% _Operator: It’s the mother…
; L6 {8 \, f- C( E( f4 EBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( A6 b5 W# S! W5 G; Z4 w1 TWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈