4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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6 G, x8 ]2 N, o  i% \# P2 Q. y, N" EOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 l2 F6 N' C2 f2 g0 W8 F* @% H% aOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
9 M. q% r- p, J7 L2 F0 R' W( MBoy: No with my math.
  ^$ Q7 `# D4 H7 COperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
* r; g- q+ X( A5 t7 s3 w. OBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) y0 @0 F0 q5 f; EBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) ?- P: c" m- w3 S' r; r4 y& NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ X8 m" D9 H  }0 U$ L! L3 j$ IOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
& a; o: l5 {( u2 B3 m3 A. qOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
' e) t7 D& D5 ~) ?; S; sOperator: 4!
! I4 A: k8 x6 _( |! vBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ D% X+ k- U7 E3 `' D1 h' Q1 sBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 ?$ |2 c; }0 o" P0 M$ M1 fBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- Q0 D$ D( Y5 {1 [  uWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈