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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
6 z2 {; B- @1 K  |6 A2 |9 ~Boy: Yeah I need some help.7 Q' ^1 `/ z* F2 b
Operator: What’s the matter?
& P3 }- m# r- i4 DBoy: With my math.
" m0 o7 \2 e; q1 j$ p! c& v' hOperator: With your mouth?
0 |& y8 B: V; t4 Z- `  jBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ o& t9 v: K8 gOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
& Z* w0 x% @% oBoy: No with my math.! v, Z5 U* _2 d+ r' r# ~' m& B! O
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
1 }$ K- s9 V3 `Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.' G" z- N7 u+ T9 C: j( O% ~
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.; H3 [; N& o& L$ ?
Boy: Okay.
- ]* V: E( h* F4 QOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?: o9 p7 C5 h- o4 k* v
Boy: I have take aways.
4 d) z; ^$ S$ ^. K. f& j- tOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.# o* u7 M3 N0 o' X5 [' B9 {* a8 {* }
Boy: Yeah.
" K% e( g+ `( JOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?6 P/ {# v0 X! j" Z
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.2 G1 k/ D; y+ k* o3 L% |) K. j/ A
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.- l1 h0 w* F0 q- ~1 d% z8 c5 ^
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?. _4 [$ _, W! {0 V6 V$ G# k
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?: D3 d- q7 p$ I1 ?; r% M
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.4 p+ i' S' J5 Z+ V
Operator: No. How old are you?
! M$ p" V4 x$ a& TBoy: I’m only 4.: D: E) S8 o6 P+ W3 \  y
Operator: 4!7 E7 I% f" P8 w5 n
Boy: Yeah.2 Z% u, S  h8 ~9 |2 M0 C
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)2 h1 _" v) B- t
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ ~: R- x: }2 D) W! ^/ a8 YOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!" n2 [2 w. N" |  U8 o
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
; T) v. A5 ~6 `2 ?% C# ^+ d0 pWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) L& a8 Q% g% [4 xOperator: It’s the mother…
! Y7 R; f& `- KBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 k/ }% @* o# t. ^; BWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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