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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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  D$ Y0 U. H0 B0 x: K  [3 nOperator: 911 emergencies.- t; Z: s! Y2 X5 ^. x
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
2 k5 E- ~4 d8 J7 wOperator: What’s the matter?+ b$ ?" J! H1 h; e1 z; ]; C  P  ^: a
Boy: With my math.! v; l6 f# t' E  R2 y# @; E! `
Operator: With your mouth?7 p3 Y. A# {% d. Q- X8 |+ Y  e
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?: d( T( ?. h; o# I9 G) e
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?( I# Z5 J2 i- e5 r  _
Boy: No with my math.
9 c& q) A8 [5 VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?. J* s6 E, W9 B( n$ S# w
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone., r/ }& z! n0 s
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 r9 ?9 E7 B- S# v% YBoy: Okay.0 Y  H6 ]4 I$ p5 n( F+ [& }
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?4 j+ h( d+ X3 S  E' \/ H
Boy: I have take aways.. {/ B+ _) \: ^1 a# d4 G! e3 y+ g. }& m
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.3 R6 D4 n  V8 l% z9 b
Boy: Yeah.8 v0 [' b; D4 ?! ^5 P0 |
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
- m2 D1 u4 p: M  R6 X3 F; S: _Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.% |: f* x* w$ B+ Z: P+ X0 L
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.- M7 k# E* e1 v! _
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- D3 e; s5 _+ R4 n  ]Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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" w: s& L, g, D: M: FBoy: I don’t know, 1.& s/ ^/ g0 p2 Z* E5 R- @2 `
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 E% ~3 g( Z" H8 @( P  ZBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
0 x6 n2 n5 y. R% B$ ?Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
+ J, X% [& r7 O  X  x: I2 J4 LBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.7 `# V5 p' W0 |0 m) S& [! W2 ^
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ |! a3 W5 S  W0 E: b* i/ n& a3 |Boy: 5.% R9 M- H7 v4 T: h/ p/ c4 I+ i
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
6 m4 A8 m! u, l5 Q% IBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.$ \% _9 h  o* r1 ^7 b; \, ~. p5 T% H
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ O+ c/ o% B5 `, ^6 M, GOperator: It’s the mother…9 w, m: m* p$ O! U& _. f
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
: o9 t! F2 I, o# O3 `. L# PWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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