4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) e& w3 B& D. g$ C6 Y& G' ]Boy: Yeah I need some help.
$ t: g" R. R: R2 Y9 `Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
  \6 b* }6 a7 Q& n2 F0 E0 \Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  k3 k/ m4 H9 c, j% cOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 ~) L; A# ?! O0 V. [Boy: Okay.
9 H" t. H- ~; T& UOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
# h  N' S* D+ n7 V) R/ IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- Y6 `: x2 q& ^% m+ gOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
& k) N! C( ^) ]5 m9 |# ~& dBoy: I’m only 4.
: h( V. M( {* q; U2 Z3 ?* G, HOperator: 4!
( A" Y8 T3 B5 c- ~2 A& LBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
$ W- r" C2 l% u% vBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 j- G( {5 G+ ]5 E2 BBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
0 F, Q) h3 n* F7 C3 [Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* J/ U0 I* a3 r) g2 HWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈