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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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7 E, E  z) z- T2 _Operator: 911 emergencies.5 ?4 M) y- `8 V: ~2 \
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
! s( Z( _! A3 C5 ]* BOperator: What’s the matter?
4 F( ?' _& G0 e, y0 Q7 A6 JBoy: With my math.
, v8 q, q$ f3 M6 K6 t1 fOperator: With your mouth?
* b2 V- W5 |7 ]; M; [; i5 kBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?$ m$ v& N. B3 j; F
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?5 x8 ^# b; @& {) P; ^* K2 [, `
Boy: No with my math.
7 s4 p" H2 X& d, B. w, C3 C0 BOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& b- q7 m" T2 \# ?& `4 H8 MBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 _7 _3 S5 W, f; N+ v* ^. QOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 {* X( k, D7 g) T$ ~  C) _Boy: Okay.9 i) D1 e% F, S% a& T; n2 r0 ~8 b
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?' B  U) m- L1 t2 C* |
Boy: I have take aways.
5 l( M. i8 D' n& b8 R0 aOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 e7 k: M. S3 ]Boy: Yeah.( C# l2 K( T3 v/ b+ j
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# b. J/ L6 n2 F* w0 sBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.3 W7 G6 W  o+ g- \7 w7 M) d' M
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! ^8 d+ R- @8 ]6 C9 l: }* ~" t# \Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ w( q7 p) h" P4 OOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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' U' S- A- b( i4 m; c$ {& KBoy: I don’t know, 1.
& a9 Z  e# _+ BOperator: No. How old are you?
6 ?5 p8 @: I& `* T+ _7 B# MBoy: I’m only 4.) ?% V& j$ B6 f8 i0 `
Operator: 4!
/ c8 Z, L* z+ ]( O5 Q) D5 E6 q; WBoy: Yeah.
; t+ [( f, F9 m. pOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)2 |" n. _3 L: f) |
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5." ?' G/ v. E9 P& v
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; H) r9 G/ N% q7 h6 \, IBoy: 5.8 }: f  E" g# f
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!7 i- D6 Y- b6 s7 x9 m
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.( I1 h( W6 J4 t* Z: P$ R$ _" K
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- |3 [. X# K! H- [) oOperator: It’s the mother…+ m, j" s" c8 W3 x" T! B
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.) O9 l7 _/ a9 ]; j2 J2 x$ F  x
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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