4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
* N  C2 g% P/ _& u9 W& |Operator: With your mouth?
% t. u% u4 C/ g  M: l* TBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ o6 C! c9 v" f1 U6 u9 wOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
) n. p# T& I' R5 S+ X' _# qBoy: No with my math.
5 p+ G1 z% h; ]: D  {* LOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 w5 p+ N" _3 M# DOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
) P! s  P! y$ }: z6 nOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. o6 x; q6 @7 R* x3 F0 m% hBoy: Yeah.
# g4 T. B4 u3 v1 u8 o$ x9 sOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

' F6 M; K2 q/ [! t7 e3 NBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
) F# ]. Z2 X, s/ ~0 CBoy: I’m only 4.
8 F% D7 Q0 q( Q2 z2 lOperator: 4!
- |/ i. i# t, O. S2 L5 e: DBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
# l8 T" L- O  |8 pBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
5 L; v, D  b3 x# zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
% j' M2 I9 S  L% A2 a( a( l+ jWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 y/ l- P4 k* K1 k# B8 p4 b# wBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" G( \9 T0 y+ j& y9 E* u  f; VWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 s1 n. i6 g$ t% i9 i' [- ZOperator: It’s the mother…
/ L: I4 |3 x; g, MBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈