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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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8 V: S8 K# U8 H3 r0 J1 zOperator: 911 emergencies./ E2 {  @; B: f
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
' d. Z6 a) h: R" O; Q! POperator: What’s the matter?0 H, E3 h- f# X; S2 ?! w6 H* {$ G% i
Boy: With my math.5 X% ~" ^: _" |# b( q
Operator: With your mouth?
8 A& U$ T5 K4 ~# q+ t# U) Z" ^( GBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?% `3 G' B4 R: m+ n# ]. V
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
% t. k6 Q! J" I7 _) CBoy: No with my math.( Q$ S- x& |/ H; n% ]7 X$ R
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
1 F9 W! w) B/ m: q2 L& ?Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.. I+ O! Q! l9 S1 w7 ~7 K9 Z0 z- x
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
, n" f# R0 j: q, H& U9 aBoy: Okay.; y! g6 |2 v$ \" R' `
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?, w% b" P5 _4 f8 k
Boy: I have take aways.
" ~( v3 ?/ e- iOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.! t8 C' ?& j$ a7 y& }7 H: R+ R
Boy: Yeah.! o& C/ F7 a+ C6 s+ p# b- x+ q
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ u& f1 Y  g; l( f8 xBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ Z6 d0 \9 j7 x! [' p  YOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.( Q' r! @5 N4 Y  c9 E8 f# k
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?& Y' ?. K9 u# I" H# }
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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0 e9 o% g/ v% p8 h1 gBoy: I don’t know, 1.) ?) |$ M" J. y+ J6 q$ ~
Operator: No. How old are you?
9 F1 P3 o, O" ]9 rBoy: I’m only 4.5 y# c# j2 J2 i; C4 A0 ~* A, N
Operator: 4!5 m( Y. i; w2 U" D+ T; ^
Boy: Yeah.8 E. s1 I* s; E
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
$ ~. \/ |9 R+ ?( qBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ P: [7 J, ~7 ?( U( ~8 X& mOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ ~6 I% }; c& ]! R7 r; `Boy: 5.) J4 C& F$ _) ]; `; P
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. ~( B  _* ]5 E8 g) QBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.  U8 O4 n  D1 V+ K
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?5 O) h% ~, ]: q
Operator: It’s the mother…- Z9 C) Z& {& S) i/ I' z/ Z5 @
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.0 K0 \% s1 p6 m- M1 j. O3 p
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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