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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
* l- b/ g6 s) t* n# q( ]Boy: Yeah I need some help.
2 L- X0 L* @- o& y6 N. G% iOperator: What’s the matter?
, _5 H$ U; O- f* SBoy: With my math.& S2 Q- K3 a& m5 [* D- M
Operator: With your mouth?5 Z3 b) N. M/ {  t: i
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?2 ^, T* c0 |; F& M% \/ q1 k
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ L) a# Z* W% k% L6 q/ L4 dBoy: No with my math.
7 s( Y, A  T2 G5 KOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?8 e# p. s- d  A! x$ a+ v3 o
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 l$ `' H4 M3 HOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; |+ v! ]  M0 t, r% iBoy: Okay.
: D# Z+ a7 V8 g: j4 T! cOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- L7 K, }$ M5 j1 x) B0 @0 gBoy: I have take aways.
0 B7 u3 H. s9 N0 s1 G9 G! cOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways., A# ?; ]0 {) ^" Q% n9 l4 b1 p
Boy: Yeah./ S. V3 A  |/ ]9 _0 k" U+ N! [8 e
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 @8 g  {( ]5 }Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ c+ W* P; O: h. `7 G' EOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.& p$ s  k) a3 A6 ]0 z  ^$ K8 n
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! O3 D* j" Q0 y: p; M, e; }7 AOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?: [0 j1 O0 C# i- b9 n: A1 t$ O
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
' V7 }( p* K; O' {4 [' O" iOperator: No. How old are you?% |0 i- Q, G0 t5 x7 _
Boy: I’m only 4.( A& I3 x4 B6 |! {4 ^& {# r7 ^
Operator: 4!
3 E6 `' N! L- sBoy: Yeah.% M5 F+ M4 m" O* V) ?
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)  W3 Q% f( C+ X" ~+ Q1 C8 e
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# d4 R2 `* s' W6 H" X- EOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?# e! G- g. I( ?  J& v  I" l
Boy: 5.
9 v' S. D" \; N# aWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 |" f6 r! y3 p. \2 [6 R! K3 JBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.0 J) i# s+ x+ G4 X
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?6 M) ~# P+ c  y  e) T
Operator: It’s the mother…
" K( ~# q; f) nBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody./ p2 G' z/ O; G. V$ N7 E/ ?
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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