4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% e0 j% B$ J" t& r9 DBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
& [7 G9 v! k2 SBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ e/ k  F+ ]* M$ f  d7 bBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( J) y( P8 g/ h. q& ]; \Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
+ V" X2 j) t4 Y- `" MOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& o; ]% Z8 g" ?) G  [+ dBoy: I have take aways.
, i' \* N3 w+ \% A' f7 YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
6 t1 B8 L4 T( T: dBoy: Yeah.
3 A/ P. `9 [( B- x. D3 Y% sOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& T1 _$ {2 \* n0 r& c& ~0 VBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
. }+ ]8 H7 S; v1 R6 U  jOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, v* d# u, y% `! j' FOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
! G7 ]. ^( U: M& C# d" @Boy: 5.
" y) J- T4 P/ Q1 k. N- P$ [Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
8 J+ u. b& D) z& q' }: x7 tBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* \- a% d) E8 M5 HWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈