4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
, g2 l$ {" _2 }( M  d& X7 w! _Boy: Yeah I need some help.
8 R& k" `) v. y9 t& K) F- E# a/ wOperator: What’s the matter?
2 V8 M/ S+ |8 P& w5 o9 sBoy: With my math.
9 a) W. k$ V# l1 t( W; JOperator: With your mouth?
: r: {0 G5 q* }) nBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ q- y, k" O' B" KOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, ?! t5 i8 K# sBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 O1 Z( G4 L( k& D. `% DBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( }# O" j% f/ e( O0 y5 {; ^2 QBoy: I have take aways.
5 o; w3 t3 ], O; P* [* Q6 i: M' c; \Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
; h  Z; O" ~. w. g9 j5 WBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 N9 `$ `( C7 S. @- B. u) O% {& |* bBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
! \: {% k: {* K$ H2 C+ TOperator: No. How old are you?
2 N. M- U1 x6 N7 E! z1 p9 UBoy: I’m only 4.
- s5 w) Q# O7 S; Z- N9 cOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 f4 r6 C8 g$ |  G* ^, S4 ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
! r0 p+ L1 p7 P9 E  Z# BOperator: It’s the mother…
) [: |: J" y. x) v/ GBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
: F+ S  F& A8 d% m! |/ bWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈