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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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. P( i0 J  i% M, X0 p  zOperator: 911 emergencies.( ^2 _. }* h8 F' y9 C
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
5 @' B% p: H+ T( S, nOperator: What’s the matter?
+ K2 \, a# ~6 U1 d4 ?. NBoy: With my math.
( _9 }+ _$ A/ h$ Z! Y3 ^  [( K0 jOperator: With your mouth?
$ f: X0 D6 A1 S7 T# b1 a2 }" {Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?6 k0 J6 w2 B2 W% N- O
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?6 ~3 R" {( ?  g
Boy: No with my math.0 Q0 E& R1 T% r" S+ h6 _2 N, Y; b, C
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?3 ]# V9 \! ^+ ^/ x
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. P; W. p  K" Z0 wOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 B. E$ N& ]( o% D+ M  qBoy: Okay.' T5 |+ V7 p$ o1 }/ T% @
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 S6 t, B# u: j$ |* w6 SBoy: I have take aways.& n2 S6 G2 R1 e+ y
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.* `5 v) q* s( y, P* y' y" s" p
Boy: Yeah.
: V( J  v$ e9 V" ?! b1 YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?6 d& E. W) V6 u/ o3 _
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 R# b! K7 y4 T+ w7 V3 lOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
, O5 ~% K$ w5 o' lBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 M4 W. o% C7 n9 {  A  OOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?+ `% G8 r0 {' c

0 s, }7 G$ Q' i7 ZBoy: I don’t know, 1.5 ?" `3 a2 m. w7 e8 n4 N% F& |
Operator: No. How old are you?9 ]& i: w: O: ^8 E7 w( B8 h. p
Boy: I’m only 4.$ v. D  U: N! R) o$ H+ @8 c
Operator: 4!
1 A, o2 O! r5 F( c! h1 iBoy: Yeah.
: `4 c& {+ i! a: C) Z" BOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)* F+ ]& r2 n4 e8 O! M
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
8 h+ n4 f4 T* u6 {- EOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( _5 Q2 b: J  p5 N( F/ D! D) DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.# O& q" |1 `, w: |2 [0 q9 p' B
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ ]2 ~. o7 w  B- y6 @4 [& ?: O- o4 tOperator: It’s the mother…
5 x# M2 r. V7 _9 w& X3 y* P# z0 nBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.+ N. B$ E7 t. t- d- [, V
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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