4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
3 M+ Y4 a9 c0 \: ^Boy: Yeah I need some help.
1 E2 {! ^! V4 V! [  uOperator: What’s the matter?
/ L% K5 [4 |+ m( q- a  j. K8 UBoy: With my math.
9 o' h1 A: ~+ w& e4 LOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: C+ f7 }5 j. a0 `Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
: t; S. {+ F$ _6 c- VBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
" j' Q6 A3 Q  S# p! VBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- }6 i9 J9 D1 t9 r5 T3 mBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
9 ]7 F: n; z! |! [Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
6 |, x8 j9 Z5 c4 D4 C! CBoy: Yeah.
5 N, R# A/ R0 ^% N7 r5 a& KOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ E5 X1 S* [& s7 E( h. ^+ ?Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' k% J& q" I' z, g& G: n$ C) dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: U& \: H2 b4 m5 u3 k% @! {Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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) f) I8 }  Q; B1 c0 ^Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
! s6 d% K. c1 Y6 R" o' IBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
0 `2 r6 |1 `  B+ F  x6 Q9 vOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
2 m& A# e: ?8 _0 KBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
: c6 J/ d! I  X  l2 tBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 _7 _6 j- m, LOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈