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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
* ?# h3 D4 r" ABoy: Yeah I need some help.- E% Q- A1 f. n0 |* B% x. H0 g5 x
Operator: What’s the matter?$ j+ V% o  u+ v: g2 R5 q$ x
Boy: With my math.
: x. t1 x) s; m( d5 l5 eOperator: With your mouth?3 Y7 j9 l9 _4 k7 ]
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?4 s/ C7 }- O8 E
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
# m- e6 ~  P: O1 b* X; fBoy: No with my math.
: F% x1 L  [( a3 r. {& ?Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?3 }0 |+ j9 o$ q" j% u4 g
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% L- F, w" F" ~' f% q
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
$ _# a/ n/ Z5 K+ {! @. j" b" OBoy: Okay.+ {" M3 s% s  I' h
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?$ i, J4 _" E5 X% S0 [
Boy: I have take aways.& U' z# j( ~6 ?, q- C. C4 y: W
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.6 F0 \7 i7 \2 \  W: b
Boy: Yeah., q! C0 d4 {: H' X* Y, ^5 n
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?- O/ R+ _$ k/ Q4 F" |+ L
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- R$ n4 [3 n( `1 p, AOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& r5 {! j' w; b4 d* nBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
( c( H9 V2 @9 M* t) V, }Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?9 ?2 ?0 z' k% A% @
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
/ A' b* `! }7 |- B; pOperator: No. How old are you?( I; o3 Q7 c/ r- w9 a
Boy: I’m only 4.
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0 n: D3 O7 s2 \; i* dBoy: Yeah.
, o2 _4 b2 |; J) G3 n! ZOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
" L, @# w  b3 qBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 ]+ M  R# N4 j1 c8 |- k" L! UOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?& O/ b3 k9 N& {+ z+ t
Boy: 5.
& O* B1 J4 ?: C3 _% rWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!; J: r0 y6 Q: V
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math." N( s. P' \# C4 Z  _) O
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
' f. W$ r! D6 s$ [) XOperator: It’s the mother…+ \: s  b# `) a: p, n- T4 K! v7 Q4 ^- i
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* b$ I: `/ {" R" B3 L( d# iWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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