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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.) X+ O' j# W* y# p" D6 ?* D
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
" m% C: q1 N& r" Z* C& bOperator: What’s the matter?
+ C& A! \! r. [& Y, g4 ], ?Boy: With my math.$ W: u$ ?5 t5 ~2 D1 Q" b4 @0 X& p
Operator: With your mouth?& W" {' e1 e' V8 J1 N" ~, d
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 x: ^! X7 R% n/ U& k  q/ ^" bOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
% l3 O0 H1 [7 }1 f( |& b( }2 mBoy: No with my math.
4 T. _: H( j9 ~7 G# a4 O/ `Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' H* R, [9 [5 P2 l/ i1 NBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.. \, L; ^) D% E1 c3 k0 E( P$ G
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.- a; c4 [' X' k4 X3 M9 {
Boy: Okay.7 y- {. [% L+ D5 `
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 y* c4 _8 v8 s+ P4 xBoy: I have take aways.8 Z( Q5 p1 g6 E
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.) O& G/ q7 j* |2 D! _7 j
Boy: Yeah.1 ^& d2 a( K, o( ], o
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 l! v0 ^( h8 q2 g9 \' RBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.' X+ {7 M. `1 {2 W. }, Y
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" i4 `( N7 j" K. ]3 SBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?* m- C/ }, O6 p& ~$ t
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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/ f) X% k5 [; i2 h7 zBoy: I don’t know, 1.
: f+ b8 f- v2 t0 ]8 mOperator: No. How old are you?
# K% d. Y3 w9 P0 G! h) Q3 Q7 DBoy: I’m only 4.
7 F5 x' \+ F9 l" i  W$ zOperator: 4!
* m, i+ j( B* j7 [! V" n4 g5 QBoy: Yeah.
. e8 b; S; R9 z, P5 i4 K5 u( vOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)* g8 T* q& D$ o$ x- C1 Y
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.  M7 P8 K. j. M" W
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?- B' ~& K. M4 w1 ]5 {$ ^1 H9 j
Boy: 5.. Z3 \' H- \4 q" g- T6 E7 r
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 p  k8 [# Z6 K3 }- S/ o( `) GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.7 i( p; B4 s: A9 d
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?6 `' V7 @1 @7 N/ x) k1 H6 u
Operator: It’s the mother…
6 n% I! i& l  ^7 uBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.3 }# b; ?& ?5 g, s- J' b
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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