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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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& l3 |( ^5 C" u: V2 J( r# XOperator: 911 emergencies.
$ ^- Q+ W, Z# uBoy: Yeah I need some help.: f4 ]2 Q1 n/ M- @/ i8 W
Operator: What’s the matter?
% w8 s6 t9 E/ u/ m7 vBoy: With my math.
; F; A3 j: I( Y1 I, LOperator: With your mouth?
  R5 Y& B1 |* C& X; x1 g0 b7 jBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- R: Y# X9 [: S! xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?. n( I5 K! E4 U( J: I# R: _
Boy: No with my math.
3 F/ j1 V) q3 d1 h( v: QOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ S+ v4 e$ v& g9 c! cBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  w$ {( h) [. W: V3 ], UOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.7 n/ N/ O6 ~, ~( k. h
Boy: Okay.4 @7 O8 l8 ^; C- y2 E: |3 @/ h
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?$ Q9 z8 H6 E: e. G: E( D" \
Boy: I have take aways.* a) B' @8 Q" P2 {
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! N9 a6 Q7 q: J, `2 uBoy: Yeah.  t  F$ ^( U# y
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 w. X+ @# z# LBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.2 ~; R4 T3 k) n0 a
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.! B' W  ]- p/ H. {- M& _) t/ r
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. h# \+ F: }  K3 yOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?: F" _" x& _/ Y

9 r) G9 A& M% ZBoy: I don’t know, 1.
$ i! U6 J5 c/ j2 W) e4 U* O+ J* kOperator: No. How old are you?
0 |( k2 E8 ?- f5 n; zBoy: I’m only 4.
0 B, h' @; z% }$ u4 [- S& tOperator: 4!1 i5 [9 Q. E  ?! l6 W
Boy: Yeah.
  Z7 X" E8 E$ hOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)0 J% Z: {. m; {+ }( W, ^
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.8 U# f* o1 T# L' v! W  e5 Q
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?' `0 J4 ~. V- \+ o5 Y/ Q
Boy: 5.+ s' ?1 `2 K6 E1 b: {1 X
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!+ m! T" X( p& u: z4 z* l: a
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. r4 C* Y: b* u) Q) b6 fWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?; L0 M/ C0 W- b( b8 P" F0 ~% E; X
Operator: It’s the mother…$ H8 }0 Q, c& g9 {; d& Q3 V  r. R
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.4 A/ V# a  g. X+ G8 I7 B
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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