4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

对话文字记录
; t$ ^7 r: d2 y* \" c7 x; D
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- Y: m) D" q4 Y. \Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
- O5 W7 Y8 J1 L1 w, X: I8 ]Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 E+ B$ e$ m/ SBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) f3 E7 n! ?! ]: p% f( JBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
# Y. b! |6 b- X, H- O0 QOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
6 Z% {5 V( {3 j0 XBoy: Yeah.
6 t" c/ Y# i  K* ~8 ZOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  \- O: i, V1 S6 M+ ]Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 N4 Y* ~: n! S; eOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 t$ j- V0 S* [$ {Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! T" A  {5 O/ F; D9 ^( L6 tOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
" {! o+ x% k; i8 A4 Z, `. k
: X. E- R- U4 iBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
: i0 S; i# z# U+ @" w' v8 S+ G9 F6 fBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
  U1 S5 C( c5 p/ w* ^Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ ]# V1 S) M4 \5 [# {8 VBoy: 5.
; a" h6 J4 X" ^* [: D( E8 _Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ G' m' e+ C  e! z7 rBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 H# Z  {9 |4 L1 Z# U, b* BWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈