4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
5 Z2 s6 Q! `5 R9 RBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 q" Y& ?: @3 }+ I& X* d( o' fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
1 b! s$ ~* P% d) I" y; J( O2 g# XBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! z$ k6 T$ I" f( eBoy: Okay.
5 R7 A. f1 x  {# U$ ~6 c) _6 W7 }; E/ dOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% `7 K* u( m; P9 t1 {$ SBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
0 h. u- j0 ~* `Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 Y/ Q* L. J( |3 NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# S. e% [6 o& i/ f5 M. I( cBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

& ^2 Y, a1 z) v: wBoy: I don’t know, 1.
% E: m% Z% ]# R0 y$ S9 aOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
) M5 P, @' n3 c( vOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
5 U. W& f/ z: x* u2 _Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" a$ [) \/ g0 j8 ^& c+ N! @* r8 i8 IBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
# }4 x4 R2 {) i+ m% iBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# T& j' A7 j- w! O# [, e. H: bWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈