4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
' K; R3 }3 i' b8 s8 t5 B5 HOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
; L! \% Z' ~$ MOperator: With your mouth?
8 l+ H$ `3 P& A# B- M, e. K$ hBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
, K0 m$ f3 F1 q# \. P2 HOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
: b7 T6 q; U; z: d+ V" e/ q+ eBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  K; Q" z4 @/ A5 @3 H0 }1 d0 u  SOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
7 ~' T9 V2 y( M4 H1 U2 V/ P, [Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
3 e  x+ ^* f4 h4 y+ F0 `, tOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. f) l  M( x% @7 Y  pBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: U( F' V: P3 X; U; J& `Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

: ]' I/ G2 X9 |( k5 s* xBoy: I don’t know, 1.
/ m; c1 B1 @/ E! n8 jOperator: No. How old are you?
1 q% \5 i4 v, ^- o) h% u4 {; r% nBoy: I’m only 4.
# {9 _" p  p  M. B7 A, _; `# u1 |Operator: 4!
! \+ @" ?* T" v5 x% H* ^Boy: Yeah.
' O& c: a3 w: J. R7 A% g; X( JOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
) G6 v' p# c, A9 R4 ^Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
  y! _" w- W) o: \! qBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 |9 `, B' G& b4 WOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 a+ ]6 ~* y$ J3 @" ?1 k" f7 `# _Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈