4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 I' ^8 l3 i8 i/ k1 E* eOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
1 E: {9 q- ]- H* ^Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
: d' e( \) \5 T, Y% \Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% @$ i% _5 d1 y0 IOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 N: m7 ^* d5 k, ~Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  j5 `, }3 R. @4 ^- SOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* o- q$ c  Y2 ]Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ q1 @# z  G; m/ i: y5 M5 {8 }Boy: Yeah.
3 u+ P) `, M3 M. }. mOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 B1 [& ^8 f/ c2 _* m8 V9 c( HBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. T, s4 J; w/ d" a' j- lOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
$ T. h4 [) X; j! J9 {. yOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ e3 R* w8 N8 q4 Q2 ]' `$ SOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 w& @! r% c+ c/ X% i5 iBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# t9 d$ [- o: p; J9 [Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; u2 @8 u0 o- S1 F( JWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈