4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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9 s& `* r+ ]/ H6 f! b8 S7 U8 QOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% n9 W/ W- W: W3 |) g( QOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
8 Q9 N( g& D8 G  vOperator: With your mouth?
5 ]) U2 H* Z# C" U" k9 ?5 E: k% E% b* LBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" b1 F/ a2 b2 N) H+ |Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ h% ^* Z3 I8 J4 {Boy: Okay.
1 s0 {) y. }" A  [, N5 [' {Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
& S9 a2 o* `7 SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 `8 X$ [1 p3 I$ yBoy: Yeah.
6 ]7 Q# |( T3 p3 LOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ `$ i! g/ U; F9 Q( oBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

: i2 F8 l; |" ^/ c4 l, h7 gBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
& e! r& E/ ~5 [3 E) j) C5 qOperator: 4!
5 V1 u  K# M9 ^! [Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
. E, Y! Y3 {( t* x' X" Y: E  TBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 E! i/ @1 X( TBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
; Y7 V5 m9 q5 S: \9 S; ?1 nBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈