4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 k' |! D" a& j- q+ LOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
$ B$ ]5 S5 C3 _9 \/ {& c3 D7 XOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
: p* k- g% u% F5 bBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. U4 g; }. Z7 e7 A5 ~; j- KOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
9 K- O$ ]7 J4 `6 @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 j3 c/ b- y& b2 V0 N' b' b! eOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% n4 W9 B% {; A& Z5 d& fBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 C4 V3 c$ M5 r- @3 y  [8 S2 sBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% j0 s6 L. E3 H' q+ z# \/ P1 aBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% n- s3 t4 _5 [8 ^Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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3 ?4 L$ r. H  ^9 YBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
/ ~" [+ G; G. JBoy: I’m only 4.
$ B3 o9 E* n4 B& QOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
: \- Y5 v8 t; ROperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( |6 l/ D! x3 Y/ B" M% ]Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* J" {9 W. k9 z+ [Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈