4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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3 o5 k, [$ A  p8 W$ ~1 yOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
! a! T4 T; R3 _/ g, aBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
( q8 o; Z3 D# V4 U: t8 [Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
# `- E* d4 G8 Q* q' jBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 }' B. |. e3 _Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
1 ~# T6 @" E; e8 Z1 KOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 }  N, |: M& Z* ?5 I& U) WBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; p+ }  c3 `8 d4 J0 p, SBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 ?3 a2 ]( b% k. E  @Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
2 }& C% o7 R: g/ ?) BBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
8 A; t. p9 n: G- r5 @Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
0 O0 Y+ q# H! p8 `# v) HOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
) e2 t2 B9 }& x( p  FBoy: 5.
/ N1 `6 n  x6 T  `Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 F, C- C* F" R* PBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 \2 a" F( \. `! f* ^4 BWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
* \- q; f7 N9 }6 L$ L" s  Q8 hBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
3 G. T: V/ T" p( CWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈