4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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3 y/ i5 o+ F9 W: F) s$ ]8 VOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
. z( m: Z# ~$ \; A" ]Operator: What’s the matter?
1 Y0 \3 V1 `1 p2 f+ N8 V- W/ G) ]! FBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& t' Q8 {$ B/ L: K) E! E; ~# lOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
/ [5 N. c- j  g# aOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. ^( f% W/ y+ OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# m- M' M* J# C- \' ~2 c) k7 sBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) ~: S) \# H3 y6 o3 A4 A/ F5 ~Boy: I have take aways.
% \- e, h) Y& z) J2 \Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 k" `7 d/ h+ J5 wBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' D. G  @4 J0 {0 _/ V  j  ~Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

- U2 z! |. K* qBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
* o' s& S* @1 m/ uBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
4 v, d& u6 X" DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ }& [- c; u# zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
; D1 h* x9 j/ u. i! @Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: f% p4 h! ]# f0 vWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈