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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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- T- d2 g! n, a& POperator: 911 emergencies.
7 W$ R; E: g4 [Boy: Yeah I need some help.1 N: }0 [- N8 H, Q: M& E/ y2 E  f
Operator: What’s the matter?
: K5 c& v$ k+ w3 dBoy: With my math." `; V- v  F) ?( [1 A
Operator: With your mouth?
# b4 [! k5 P# C. d3 y3 n( HBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?! P8 e* f+ I, K$ x# ~7 h0 @
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?4 X9 o0 X5 U, i9 V: z+ K& E
Boy: No with my math.
! f, k0 S( A6 n1 D" I$ ZOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?8 l0 }' E. @: V
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
; ]( R: o" l- r5 u% EOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 K/ D8 [4 O, p5 }7 H6 zBoy: Okay.! p8 o; G" \9 Y' n2 h
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 J' _% A* y) r+ |4 `1 r9 VBoy: I have take aways.
/ i% T2 D* m+ E3 cOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
3 @* T! X5 \: N6 g/ kBoy: Yeah.
$ c  Z! E: M* g" c& Y! `Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?- G" G, Z; M( q0 s# ?8 z
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.1 g$ f4 m( O8 w9 m
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 h5 B3 v# A6 n: uBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ {3 n* _6 _/ `Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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' r( h# u0 Q6 b* T- T7 RBoy: I don’t know, 1.
* @/ j2 m( R. TOperator: No. How old are you?
! p. I4 p' c4 l. \/ A0 w5 t& z! wBoy: I’m only 4.5 y1 Q% `) S4 i/ f( W  ?
Operator: 4!
' @2 t0 f7 I' f( vBoy: Yeah.5 G, t7 }" _; n, x$ x
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)- g9 N4 I9 s' E! }/ s/ ]2 ~
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* V. L+ Q9 K' F6 T/ b! t# oOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?# t+ m; I7 `- @7 ~( z
Boy: 5.
6 w6 S. H- _5 E! EWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!. b6 I+ t4 O9 a8 R/ |+ [; m) F* G2 G
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
7 h* ^) [) S1 p0 c' E* cWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?: }' c4 {# l9 w6 y" ~7 A6 d) _
Operator: It’s the mother…
: V6 ^; U/ `# N7 X! z3 Q( J# uBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.+ N: B) a, q5 Y- c8 H* B- D
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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