4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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$ {% D+ `) B7 v) MOperator: 911 emergencies.
1 B/ t1 |$ O+ ^4 BBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
' l+ \9 {5 x$ o" T3 K& C' S% ~Boy: With my math.
2 J$ v% M, M/ [# OOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
. Q2 w  f8 {2 g" e3 QOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( m' _4 h  |- E  C1 o$ {Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- ^; c0 t% L/ x& r/ YOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 [3 I' F3 h6 MBoy: Okay.
9 t1 A2 W+ ^8 m& g* G. [" }) jOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
8 z2 h, t4 N7 {  Q' t6 XOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 M& [2 E; ~* t: p8 i! d6 H5 m8 a! _Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 D8 C* r) F& Y- R, UBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
, w  a2 d+ u$ X, b$ jBoy: Yeah.
1 v9 Z( ]( }9 f' v' p) |% EOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
: T' t2 [% G- K8 q/ eBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) l( ^" z, @( R% a/ ]0 \+ qOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 G7 s* Z- Z# M8 E* r% G, dBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( Q/ V: R  p- s, j+ _4 ^6 O9 w" GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* q: d. _  `: W+ D6 {; W6 ?5 LWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 f3 ~, J$ F* Z- PBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 ~9 n' P6 ?. \% E: wWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈