4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
1 i+ V+ l! [/ H/ L" k. O# }+ ZOperator: With your mouth?
/ y5 C2 ?) y0 X* B, l$ d1 BBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. J( d3 s4 [2 e5 K5 \Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 A' H& u8 [3 ?( s# `, ]) dOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ N5 V: g- |1 \9 d. ABoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# k- w+ N. T1 u" X3 BOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" {- O: R1 }9 _" I! t# Q  UBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
* R$ _# v- G$ Y- G- dOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
3 u* q% W+ t7 rOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
! ?7 m& y  L2 ^6 w. E' y* Z( GOperator: 4!
. g% `+ t* Z/ |  _1 v" NBoy: Yeah.
( L! y' W% i7 H8 F' I. SOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
- Q; P' z1 v! j- bBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 o. ^/ E6 B6 I+ ~Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
) {* S# P# u7 ?6 s1 a2 xBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, p/ L, `, L. v1 H, Z6 O& kWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) R" @. s5 F) d) e/ ROperator: It’s the mother…
" p; m# w  ^# H! B; ABoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈