4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
0 i4 z  C" V- _$ a( Z9 iBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
$ V7 \4 W6 K: GOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 D  K7 d4 i" ^2 H8 [4 UOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 ^# a; Q" Y8 [4 b  Y8 eBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
: B- i( x; a; aOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- B! D4 |  R1 NBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: c) O. N! ]2 M' \  U- l! SBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 m7 z) U3 a" p2 [( ^2 ~8 M) SBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
2 a4 \" b- n2 fBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 J* E  j$ y( Y4 v- j4 h+ J8 _Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* s1 J+ ?5 s$ e! X5 [4 m7 VOperator: No. How old are you?
% k( C. f2 H9 z" ^/ f2 ?; Y0 _" uBoy: I’m only 4.
5 Z* P6 ?8 M& C! @9 ~Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
( V- y* S' m$ POperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
; S: ?8 O: p+ |7 t: @  d7 ]: LBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* k8 U6 S' J' K" N8 J6 q6 D2 W# lOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! q2 `8 ?) j, ~1 S" c1 K. qBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# I0 N  B! e: w5 ^Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 C8 M' q& v% H  I8 xOperator: It’s the mother…
4 _! A0 a9 i! }3 `Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
4 N$ M9 u( V! m6 A' zWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈