4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
' O2 E" {5 h0 T: C! ?" mBoy: Yeah I need some help.
2 A4 c  k* C- j; W% U! {" _: zOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
) `! S- x. T2 sBoy: No with my math.
7 }- t- P( s# u$ M3 b/ s" jOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ n2 J, _2 V/ VBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  Y! |1 b/ t. B8 P( ^Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 T4 v3 N  b" b2 MBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
7 j1 ^! C# p+ S* TOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 L9 f( d, V- C8 M) xOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 r3 R7 }4 r* o) T! _7 F+ ~Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
8 I" F: [/ w& \: n( H- C$ A# |Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% e1 |: Y# i" ^5 g* y$ |Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* @5 L( ]8 r7 [9 Z; k& vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈