4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( P$ _$ p+ y- y+ f8 QOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
; c4 D1 C0 P& y! E% @" B, f& iOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
6 B) Y! w! ?1 r; }/ f0 vBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& L9 M& j! k+ b( S* Q6 W+ xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
% O* |0 G3 Z- D- ~Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
- |( z* h- p+ `1 R9 @8 t0 sOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! L6 P. c' J8 U6 j* r  BOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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; o' z6 B3 J7 M9 ?- TBoy: I don’t know, 1.
0 M. s' U+ S- k% ]9 W* HOperator: No. How old are you?
$ z! w8 C: x0 K7 V6 [+ r, C: MBoy: I’m only 4.
7 R$ D0 P5 b- Q4 D, n! j( KOperator: 4!
2 n  B" a' @" D- W! [6 V- X7 OBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 j$ {8 R. p6 }Boy: 5.
6 R& E4 Q6 Y0 a' G% GWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& b* o/ w. i7 ^, DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 {+ B- S) b, r# s5 tWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; g  A4 G0 u4 @% f2 a! S$ vOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! {& c) ?& R6 O% W+ JWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈