4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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  M6 s3 _5 T5 x% }# [  h( T% jOperator: 911 emergencies.
) \! i. l( y, U6 D: oBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
6 p' p1 u: N/ H/ @1 S% ABoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
( p- h, o5 b* E$ o% G. ^* tBoy: No with my math.
( b  A- l& Y$ o) N! ]; t! v, L$ v$ [Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# e  |9 |5 Q: ^$ x' NBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 V- ]  S6 x4 ]; M0 j  i, YOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
& t5 m% {( p1 w! A6 r2 W% EOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  z: K$ I6 F" R6 _7 j, s, B* EBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' Q' U- Y7 p5 M1 C, ?Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 v' l% _* p1 L6 ^$ FBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- C$ `, h( f) f$ g0 `$ G% {" @8 `Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
% y. ]8 E' n9 {Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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8 Y) U, h. ^+ w! q8 C' xBoy: I don’t know, 1.
  u/ I: |6 M& h+ `Operator: No. How old are you?
/ h/ y- J& ]. r8 W2 F: xBoy: I’m only 4.
6 r: h) U7 \, T, oOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
. f# K/ n% s% {$ a; |Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' E) Y" w, u5 z' K/ u) [; q& {" ZOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
* A) V0 x  N/ BWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* C6 c' w% ~& aWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈