4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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, Z8 z- W, `1 O: jOperator: 911 emergencies.
1 T$ W5 L: h  H+ N% hBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
+ g: o" ?' p  U' v9 r4 V6 VBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
9 Z$ {3 h  L6 P: C+ [, J1 JBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  d, Z& u1 L7 v2 ^4 g3 s5 k- ~Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 o/ X) N3 l0 T$ t$ OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  {! x, d6 o4 C6 e# qBoy: Okay.
8 D4 L" ?1 ?. m$ s8 t" ^Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 S' W" A+ c! i9 S" y* n, QBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 P% p) q' D7 m$ S$ @1 U) @Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ F% T; c& \7 uOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
) F9 ]% h  c7 }; p5 a' B! }: rOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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. P$ L+ I9 y- g: f3 \- I6 tBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
% T6 o- q7 h8 DBoy: I’m only 4.
/ P# L8 C# y! ^3 G# \% h; zOperator: 4!
, T2 C9 Y2 u  t6 ~; C; wBoy: Yeah.
/ y% M6 M# Q9 U/ v) B: |Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
7 w  v! _% R0 F, j4 RBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) p  B5 f3 X. v1 WOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
' X2 @: d6 t- ^9 L) r6 u# h( o$ q9 ^+ zBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% Q- D# d" `5 G1 z7 P' k; vBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) Z+ q, @! U6 \# z1 [Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* M* \: N! x- n/ C; wOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈