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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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: F; @9 Z7 J, v# y5 b9 hOperator: 911 emergencies.) I/ l* L! T+ D4 ~+ E- }
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
2 m5 K9 B$ U; k. p* KOperator: What’s the matter?- h" G) E% C% s! i, L
Boy: With my math., [4 [  s( W) y( a7 b9 h/ k
Operator: With your mouth?
7 F# `+ s$ Q$ oBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?% B; Z, w7 |0 ?: C7 r1 p% [" J& M
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?0 g0 ?7 {9 p: U+ U' e3 M, O" U
Boy: No with my math.
5 F  K" }1 E6 q* iOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?. d( b' M' y, W1 C/ r+ `# c
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 W! k* r+ H/ C$ s( GOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
4 R5 C% |- u9 |6 i; `Boy: Okay.( H! A3 i. |- T/ w7 y6 l
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ I& h+ z" _+ BBoy: I have take aways." t( A4 ~7 q( p6 H+ m7 D
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: Z3 L( F, ~+ UBoy: Yeah.0 s4 ?# j6 g' ~. u5 t. Q
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?0 c# D! P' r* t
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ N( q. Z) i+ U/ ^: B& SOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 [+ V2 v3 a( `" _5 lBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- N- t8 ^' J- t# p5 Y( _Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?* Y4 e2 v: T1 Q+ i

" s3 U5 i+ }* _: z, c- n( s/ hBoy: I don’t know, 1.
) _3 O% \8 S0 ]3 V7 j, d1 WOperator: No. How old are you?  X& n# K7 l8 n* R
Boy: I’m only 4.3 r3 I, a  f" R2 K
Operator: 4!
! X  ]( ]) n( V6 wBoy: Yeah.$ W& R' {5 ~8 u" O7 U& P
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
: @9 F* I/ }" S% MBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 M) ]$ B' Y2 Q4 G: hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 x) X0 t3 I) }* B- mBoy: 5.+ J" a. j: R' G
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!% v. R/ N! v; P9 k
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" ]( W: {% _+ ~: t% `Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?& z* q& k: i* S& y3 W7 k' ^
Operator: It’s the mother…
. W- M0 J1 O: H7 RBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.! D7 X3 h" O( C3 p0 A
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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