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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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5 d1 u9 g$ |4 v9 t  ]! p1 ?Operator: 911 emergencies.0 A2 P' y$ W" {- f4 s' L! z6 E
Boy: Yeah I need some help.) H& C4 g: y  C8 F" v/ v
Operator: What’s the matter?' K6 H# [9 G; F; V
Boy: With my math.
. B1 x$ c& B6 r, DOperator: With your mouth?( t8 @( p& F/ m2 x/ J
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" j0 e: @3 i; y2 P( OOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 W$ v: d1 X& D- pBoy: No with my math.9 Z% S' U6 f, G4 y" t& {
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  e. L- r" V; SBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.; U5 L) e5 x8 |- w) U) S
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" ?" J: x$ K0 e) r1 M0 y! y1 zBoy: Okay.- N. d! Y# U1 ]/ K; ^
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?* Q- Z9 u) E4 W8 q4 `' m
Boy: I have take aways.
$ O& r3 {% b$ ~6 ?3 E$ A( YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 D4 b& o) E" ~# t! OBoy: Yeah.8 T2 e, `. {8 N9 w2 d+ r$ n$ ]
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ @" O+ b2 n! F4 O8 b. C  c' mBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.4 u3 H7 {3 i0 D- |4 d7 B% k. b
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: p" j% f# D( n) B( lBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?$ W- e& R0 w5 \9 h8 r/ x6 x
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?: E6 T9 x) L# E0 `
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.  s( O# I# C, ~& R- F2 L: M0 h* ^
Operator: No. How old are you?
+ s& O- a- C8 g* Z/ T  w* }Boy: I’m only 4.
& i1 H0 g$ m! b' U$ k: EOperator: 4!  ~' p# G7 {3 c' }
Boy: Yeah.+ e1 u8 z& ^6 L6 u" v* }/ h: D
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)+ C7 D* D+ J  [2 I& _, M
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.8 x  g+ _% u) {% l* l5 h3 s$ K# N
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?/ k! I9 t4 b+ A
Boy: 5.- F( z( J0 e# Y3 @9 G- C
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!$ u5 {, Q" k! o. }5 a% z3 |) l0 b
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ H' [7 D) s1 r1 NWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; V! @$ Z0 ?7 U0 EOperator: It’s the mother…4 U' S5 x8 x% ^7 E
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 z) V0 D, W- V7 `) N) {Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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