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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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8 }. G- N1 Y! P( Q: f5 f0 u; LOperator: 911 emergencies.
# `* L8 p* c6 D9 ^/ L' oBoy: Yeah I need some help.1 L) p" k& t) \8 J/ x3 ?$ C7 Q
Operator: What’s the matter?
( X1 ^- u# \, D8 c/ {Boy: With my math.
- W4 ~9 y: a7 i$ S6 FOperator: With your mouth?
7 w- ^  W0 s; I1 z" E# t- ^Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 [* a: c) o1 w+ ]4 C9 S- rOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 A3 y4 [) b$ S% A* Q3 ~0 pBoy: No with my math.# d, a1 \, `1 `
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?9 }0 m7 v( b9 E2 l* ~: |
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
: b3 T8 `& D2 |& iOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.( v8 d. B2 j) e" K: [; S  v
Boy: Okay.3 t- }& C) P5 e6 D
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?7 o( u$ r9 b# F# l5 b
Boy: I have take aways.
6 O. p+ l: C$ C$ [Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.3 _" d) \- d5 W# C  ~+ n
Boy: Yeah.( e: H/ h. V$ ?7 s5 n4 `5 r
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
3 }) O! p1 S' g# F$ @Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; c  y  e' s( L: z. ^. nOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.* W$ h6 x+ U9 D3 h( n
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ K2 i1 j2 z% Y' SOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.! c* b, p& \/ A0 f
Operator: No. How old are you?4 P  b1 u/ w2 N8 a1 B. g: z1 E
Boy: I’m only 4.. {1 ~6 W) q3 t4 |% l. w* @
Operator: 4!
/ I, _2 }! N2 A$ B$ xBoy: Yeah.
( f: h# _$ s4 sOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈), I5 ~! ]- g' J) T) c: ^
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ @% h+ c3 x, A% ]Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 I" ]0 @# ?* h$ Q" R$ z. hBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.7 E$ C1 S+ }+ G* B
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?) v5 x& o. Y" a
Operator: It’s the mother…! T  a" V$ ^: A
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 S% j- i6 \/ |3 O+ }0 p" CWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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