4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: A. O4 m, F4 V' t3 J- `! OOperator: 911 emergencies.
3 @! t9 ]* B  N0 A2 j! GBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
) o$ S; K6 x9 sBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
+ I' O2 L5 m' J! aOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" k5 W# _) n7 _7 u$ Q/ M+ o. d2 ^7 yBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
3 Y) E: g) t" `: v! |  xOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 F7 j. l+ F# eOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* E0 K6 X0 a1 ROperator: No. How old are you?
+ R, x( Q. |* J4 C$ h) RBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( q5 i5 F4 d4 s* ]Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
( v; k7 D8 N2 ?5 N/ M0 D* |% {9 YWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* \# r4 f1 y: h3 Z% v. QBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ z3 O8 J) N1 ?; S2 V( \! YWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
0 v# \7 V  w8 L& bBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈