4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
9 K* Y# a+ ?0 NBoy: Yeah I need some help.
/ ?+ i" m/ j8 Y( m6 TOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
7 P1 d3 l: Z  d: }2 j% ?+ \$ f) zOperator: With your mouth?
2 j; t. C/ h5 P* XBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
* z3 `9 G1 d" T0 @* S% KOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# w  G5 G) p' z9 l  u; b* p# _Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
8 F2 J2 F' x3 `* S% \& cOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: I7 [9 c8 }+ N/ a6 K, dBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. `' H+ A4 D2 Z5 F$ j5 ]Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
& u) c# w7 t% J/ M0 ~; LOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
+ r! O/ f- U' i2 j: I( SBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
' s* P7 W2 X1 a9 sOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
. O" M. G# V% S% t* gOperator: No. How old are you?
5 X) M- _4 C3 r2 I& U: h$ GBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
: |  @; V2 [  {0 E- I: ~Boy: Yeah.
1 t& U/ Z. j9 l  j- HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
) v5 V7 B7 R+ v4 U- M- `1 kBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
- T- e; _; G2 {/ L* T7 {3 D; xBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
% u/ e2 t  Q( ~. b! ~9 U) C" @: qBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈