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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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3 y/ i5 o+ F9 W: F) s$ ]8 VOperator: 911 emergencies.$ \6 L, m' J: G* O. q/ S
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
. z( m: Z# ~$ \; A" ]Operator: What’s the matter?
1 Y0 \3 V1 `1 p2 f+ N8 V- W/ G) ]! FBoy: With my math.3 S2 L6 \9 A& u# u4 Z1 E  H3 N$ n
Operator: With your mouth?1 Z- x* o/ I3 H, F5 t/ s5 U& B
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& t' Q8 {$ B/ L: K) E! E; ~# lOperator: Sure. Where do you live?* I5 [& `- M2 b1 s  F( t
Boy: No with my math.
/ [5 N. c- j  g# aOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?" ^: U. a; d! z: x- K: I
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. ^( f% W/ y+ OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# m- M' M* J# C- \' ~2 c) k7 sBoy: Okay.$ e( s+ K* d4 a5 u8 {
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) ~: S) \# H3 y6 o3 A4 A/ F5 ~Boy: I have take aways.
% \- e, h) Y& z) J2 \Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.9 s" Q# t5 Q8 W- K7 u) w1 x6 l
Boy: Yeah.4 ~  V- s! i2 G# p
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 k" `7 d/ h+ J5 wBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.# h! C- t9 B/ U( B( z8 @. _
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' D. G  @4 J0 {0 _/ V  j  ~Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?" |9 @* n/ B# k3 F/ E5 F
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?0 P/ X$ O& R7 B7 e# Y& h, w

- U2 z! |. K* qBoy: I don’t know, 1.7 n0 d0 R( L* ~9 N) H( d8 `
Operator: No. How old are you?
* o' s& S* @1 m/ uBoy: I’m only 4.7 l9 j4 f8 z! {+ Q' ]6 J' O
Operator: 4!/ v/ ]3 z+ H7 A% H  [; M
Boy: Yeah.
4 v, d& u6 X" DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈), J3 I) A  Y% u. }* p* W6 |+ p
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ }& [- c; u# zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?* d; U5 B# @& B. X
Boy: 5.
; D1 h* x9 j/ u. i! @Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!+ Y: n+ ^- M( g
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: f% p4 h! ]# f0 vWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?7 j6 L6 I# Z5 N& ^
Operator: It’s the mother…4 N1 A9 i. m* f+ i% o; Z
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody., b9 B+ w/ W( s3 H; w6 ]
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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