4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
( g" \( k" S! t. d# g' q1 fOperator: What’s the matter?
7 T) H- I6 s, f; S/ Y, tBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
+ j$ ^/ Z2 j9 m' z+ R3 vOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 J1 k- z  _) W, Y& X' MBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
! @& z: L+ Q) H; z; b, ?1 R9 ZOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
* [* C" q: H3 O! S: C- M7 A% S/ `Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
3 |1 V+ I9 T8 u% w9 tBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; A/ Y  U1 d- b* w3 gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" B+ O7 t; ^+ f; ~8 i; m! |! u; EBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

  x' m0 |* K2 ?: X5 c5 gBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 s7 H- |" o& j4 V- zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
# ?8 T* L) D5 [) b4 y# wBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 g' p1 h! T/ sWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ m' ?- y' O* [. Y4 Q0 xOperator: It’s the mother…
: G& V( j( [' j+ L* U) a$ p& }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
) b1 x: I. W. jWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈