4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
* R3 V0 X6 R" h7 {! g" P1 VOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
  Z6 a3 ?. {; D8 t4 N. s( s- ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% O+ I2 `& B0 S, q: y# F$ ~Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* s4 u7 k' {% c) W7 W, ~& W% a* V# ^Boy: I have take aways.
  z; [) P) G1 r" M; O. rOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. c7 v1 W) `+ a4 FBoy: Yeah.
+ @# ^$ y" E8 U& Y5 YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# o6 O$ Z; m; w; `- s; BBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, ~) D# P( I, @0 @7 }, i5 D# gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
$ g/ u3 z5 H2 `+ R3 EBoy: I’m only 4.
' ~4 O  I* t3 O4 o: dOperator: 4!
$ I5 N+ v8 S6 s! @Boy: Yeah.
2 ]1 u  ~9 i* q' D/ p: D! Z9 ZOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ q. l0 U( e" w  U  R3 AOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
. ^1 V7 D+ J# G% [. q' t5 W" iWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈