4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 @7 M3 G; |+ i( qOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
/ b7 K$ @5 v) u8 f  n. U- F6 ZOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
- c3 s# b" `; F8 a; P; FBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ h+ [4 x% p2 p% S2 V% hBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 B% R- p& z& }7 p  f" iOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
* m( {% s/ ]  c- p5 FBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 E* t+ I8 h  }% M1 ?Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
8 D% a  @2 p6 n0 j7 y9 W5 CBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
3 N$ I: {6 s5 y8 i8 C# ~8 S' }Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
) z; p) I: n$ _" x. I  QOperator: 4!
7 X9 N. f0 Q! F8 h" [# QBoy: Yeah.
4 E8 c( e0 }* h" q' vOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
) a6 k5 T* [* l% q, k; gWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
6 H/ F7 l# s1 |3 a" OBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 f6 D( \5 B6 b# `Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; B4 U/ V, N! N; UOperator: It’s the mother…
# W3 s, a- P4 C) L' ^9 ?, zBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ L6 N; v+ C2 \" NWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈