4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
- M" J  K; T9 ?: O+ O! OBoy: With my math.
; R" T/ t  }  Z5 s* gOperator: With your mouth?
* k+ O( I* G+ H1 {/ e+ i( W/ s/ \Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 z. }  y$ T1 i+ |; MOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
: X2 U, ]: e& d3 l4 V& ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
" U0 c  [* J( C* a+ y/ rOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 n$ G# J% I# t' }- r$ S+ }Boy: I have take aways.
7 h: x( J7 H" d3 n1 ?: H! y- o8 }1 yOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 u  _8 y* j. a: }Boy: Yeah.
+ c. p. X7 D" P- t- k% C! OOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
+ h! r& V7 ^: x4 g6 S$ o6 TOperator: No. How old are you?
4 ~( B2 i$ L* c9 m0 FBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
) h. e/ w! R6 A/ a4 m9 D5 yBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
% O$ i; j) [: J' K* DBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* l: G; K  M% gOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
! o! u$ V" I' C" D4 zWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
8 A5 L" }- c0 ~& JBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
' s4 M0 K- ?+ s9 ], u$ U2 H9 bBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 I) X3 C" u/ YWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈