4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
  i6 N: r( R/ i& y+ zOperator: With your mouth?
0 A6 M4 y& m: u9 b) J+ f; \Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 `) K" S& D* [Boy: No with my math.
/ C( o3 L+ J- @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  ^! Q  q# t- L, f8 }+ S/ vOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
( ]' q7 ?* m% A, p  o0 a, pOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% R. q! z' S7 B- k3 L' fOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 O3 Y& v# O% R" e7 ~& \Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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2 L, c  X. W3 r; ~+ I# r3 \Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
* \3 N) Q1 v' L$ A9 `2 \7 eBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
* B& R9 P. c4 qBoy: Yeah.
2 F  T5 F" d) a1 `Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
& d5 r4 I0 l* q0 r: Y) oBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
# @' G( ]- p! Y9 M; y# I: MBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
$ {5 m1 y6 n. T7 T0 S0 HBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% g+ s& V% C: z1 @( i: QWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈