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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% Z1 v1 @; B2 l9 ~1 H# ZBoy: Yeah I need some help.+ j+ c( K5 u0 A1 s4 k6 I; B
Operator: What’s the matter?% _7 ~- `5 _2 o9 p6 [2 u! r) |
Boy: With my math.$ w/ Y& G, C6 C& i- X
Operator: With your mouth?4 T& g8 f% L* ^# u& E& k% G& I
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?% U: [; v- ~# V' t9 [2 g5 l9 ~
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
; ^, M1 F* ?, f1 v8 a9 H" EBoy: No with my math.  w; C4 b6 U$ D  H# n4 G: M; `
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?& I  z% W9 [) [
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.1 D% Y: I4 k4 p0 ~: k
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
4 k: z! h5 ~9 bBoy: Okay.
" S: N* `7 s) ~3 Y/ f% T) }2 NOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% u2 m1 ?  L- ?* Q# }Boy: I have take aways.
) n9 r* e  c4 o$ P" C7 q8 O9 r/ POperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! t5 r6 c! E( Y1 W0 rBoy: Yeah.
9 Q" ]( C% C. z$ uOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?- m/ M2 X( [9 C& H# D
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.! @; |2 K8 m5 n4 @
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.; g6 D) z7 H' ]9 {& @8 f0 X7 H
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?  @4 X, |& O" B' s8 n* c
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.4 U% z5 K  V* Y  L, z) c
Operator: No. How old are you?. m! r' i) n5 n9 Z- w3 \$ T. I2 `
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.& A% s. Z. w6 Z3 Z' Y
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 ]# y' ^& k. W  C5 _/ G
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 e$ y8 t8 j  n2 V% X% c; vOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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' t' {" _, f8 p8 ]  d# `) |. ^1 hWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) X+ S7 s9 N( G2 J0 H  @* UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 @& m! T: _2 z  j5 @" ?; TWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 b/ w; V5 O8 O6 C3 m' AOperator: It’s the mother…& R. ^' S, {' _! N( K5 D
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.' J# x3 {& u0 V" H; v
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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