4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ M8 p9 [6 u% |/ N( E3 a$ kBoy: Yeah I need some help.
1 K, b6 r- i- x: c9 v2 k( ?7 bOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
# k2 R* N8 |0 P3 q9 yOperator: With your mouth?
( |9 \; r: s+ q" VBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
- P9 s/ b( P. U. R  V; FOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* h7 y' t6 g  ?7 [. G4 B, VOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 D. i2 q- ~" @6 [: m. yBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
4 o" ?; y1 `' m6 l0 lBoy: I’m only 4.
+ Z+ D+ j% D: z, c+ cOperator: 4!
! a2 u& w! i" G+ X& C6 P$ a8 VBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
2 f) P. \+ j3 E+ ^: h4 yBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ h' Z- g% e* _; I: b: K$ kBoy: 5.
2 R  f: Q7 f: P0 hWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) }) V4 U1 N& x3 Z& f) }Operator: It’s the mother…
  x7 N, l- A8 K2 b) }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈