4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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6 G$ b2 Q1 b9 R+ Z; o$ o% {! F% @. wOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
$ b8 \5 l* _* H: V' \, `Operator: What’s the matter?
& L" t/ V- b6 {Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
; S, A; J! m3 H5 j* z$ W3 LBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
/ m; U. w* s3 e" c7 |Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
* Z$ _  E' V0 |; @Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
& {; o4 d0 r% ~, r; b" D* \7 sOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
' e: Y4 X& D7 n" t% L4 a8 COperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 f( F  i, h5 U- l6 R6 \8 m, o. cBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
- c) s5 Y  ]) A- c/ |Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 z; h8 V/ M9 R. ~, I' u! z; GOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

! [! f  z" Z; E* hBoy: I don’t know, 1.
& |1 Y" a' H9 D( t8 oOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
2 f, N( P8 z5 k5 u9 fOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
' x: t. p, I7 R9 t, f" ROperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
& p+ z" J1 P5 a: S9 c3 f0 Z6 mBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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5 D# Q1 X3 x. ~: _1 cWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ Q, T/ o2 t6 u% S/ C8 J" r/ LBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ t5 ?# M/ s, pWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
% W* e5 o! J) s1 B9 C" GOperator: It’s the mother…
1 K1 X; x8 Z6 P9 N  e# a- BBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈