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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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9 P( o: ~* i$ F2 aOperator: 911 emergencies.
  e  `( ^& r# U' A' oBoy: Yeah I need some help., T) R: [! z& S
Operator: What’s the matter?
* B5 c* C, j7 P& ?4 R. WBoy: With my math.
8 D8 U5 Y3 G$ K* kOperator: With your mouth?6 K" j2 X- |. A( ^+ Z, j: V% H2 h  x
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  K# v. L4 i, `5 u  F5 K2 Z5 a( Z. cOperator: Sure. Where do you live?4 H9 ^. m( C8 t+ d5 l: h) q: |
Boy: No with my math.
$ o' I: z8 M! J( W9 ~1 e6 zOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?; _7 g7 ~5 c# [. Y% B0 B
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.4 z1 I+ e4 A2 c# J
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.6 P: b3 C' ]9 G' @, b
Boy: Okay.
3 S$ c! b2 c$ f" U4 d  ZOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?. w: Y7 z, R2 v; T& }2 W# i
Boy: I have take aways.' S  S/ R: y9 C* K
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.( L" H9 M' l4 ]" H. H! ^
Boy: Yeah.7 {/ e- J+ K7 W3 F
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?+ L4 p' y9 H* j; k! u/ E
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.* y( L* Q2 h& x2 Y# R( F1 R* e9 c
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.  ]$ n8 i  H& v' ?: ]; d0 O2 `
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 b6 ~9 [; W% `5 G9 Y' q$ E- E8 ROperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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( |9 E& w8 T5 ^2 H5 NBoy: I don’t know, 1.
# r3 c! p& O9 O1 h- aOperator: No. How old are you?
1 Q2 m: Z7 T, o# E- y" MBoy: I’m only 4.7 V2 r1 H1 H8 T, ^# Y8 f
Operator: 4!( `3 {5 \' U" u" X6 n) [! Y
Boy: Yeah.. t; @7 O7 P$ K. p" p
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈): W! S5 Q# X6 H2 K5 x
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. d% a2 k7 p; yOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?5 i4 ?. F: @; ?5 q8 j0 x2 n
Boy: 5.
5 E2 H3 ?! }$ E2 w+ v, lWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!9 ~! G0 s. X* `7 k2 g) D
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- S2 }" e8 A0 K' M0 N! _$ lWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?: b, R5 b+ K9 |8 m
Operator: It’s the mother…8 E! Q$ S9 X$ j6 m: n
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody., Z5 {5 B5 `6 V1 P/ _+ M
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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