4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
7 {! ?4 n  H! ]: }1 M1 BBoy: Yeah I need some help.
5 A8 d6 T' T9 N, s# ?Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 W: w7 D3 B$ V( x5 v2 A2 f8 mOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
7 t) }# Y6 y( e  A, kBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ a* J5 [& o" l' d6 k/ Y* D9 uOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
( L' q" c  M1 h, KOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: S( ?; H5 T9 a; h) }& nBoy: I have take aways.
8 R% {( u9 h2 k: m3 fOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! w( \) P7 k2 I: ]Boy: Yeah.
" F/ U* c6 H4 Y# W, }- R. t+ I! Z0 hOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 E; S8 I# `/ v- {9 _Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& [+ E5 [0 I$ Y# n& D7 P) YBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ W* B$ j* ~5 s3 |2 ~4 }Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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+ t+ x+ J! ]7 t7 I& WBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
* V9 b4 X' Q- s/ f+ [0 XOperator: 4!
8 t. y' p1 Y: w" c! [% CBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
! P# J7 C. ?/ a# m9 f: M. \" XWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. ]& A! A) M5 R& }: A' P! w: dBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
7 {* _. g# Y1 V3 ?5 b  T% YBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
4 x+ S+ u( n; p) y) \Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈