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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.7 t" q6 `; w) y
Boy: Yeah I need some help.( G" {+ ^, t" {" H# j
Operator: What’s the matter?
- [& b9 x' G" n7 q# L9 q3 VBoy: With my math.. z: a- a, K9 h* t
Operator: With your mouth?
0 Y' q9 g0 W8 W# A( YBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* j0 k! ]/ d" S- g  Q. P7 q0 E" e3 UOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
. ?' ~+ R# Q) n0 [9 GBoy: No with my math.
& F) C9 o4 X- JOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  v0 ]1 `) h$ zBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.9 o; R1 K5 d0 T! L
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ {% \$ n  j; x- pBoy: Okay.
. }) O: O' H3 M# B( }Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?2 i% ~. j# _5 \. ~4 Y7 K# B
Boy: I have take aways.2 B8 d( j% h1 B1 r* v$ D- `4 r
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.1 y$ c4 C2 M  h) Q: [
Boy: Yeah.8 f; a/ g0 F2 [9 R( k/ T, l
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?9 I. s& K' w0 g2 D5 I- Q' W
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.% p, G7 V' W" H5 _; ?
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.  [8 D  T! |, M. L
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
  d: }, `5 {- M. G0 gOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?. j/ ^% h( H' Q& I! m
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
7 x) [& _1 x5 l( I1 K6 oOperator: No. How old are you?
% g( v9 l- o# R; i6 P: zBoy: I’m only 4.! n9 ^) L* ]. j, B# P
Operator: 4!
' |& z7 A* Q& ]- [) p% ?# ]Boy: Yeah.
4 z$ k/ o6 B0 K! |5 c  \Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
8 \- b, }$ `9 w7 O0 k, C* jBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 J  K0 N0 C* r) H8 H! J4 w6 H: ~6 [Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 ?2 i' W0 V9 J9 \. uBoy: 5.
" m( G) t/ {, z" s( M' aWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( R2 b4 e4 J6 v# DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.$ I- a3 S2 Z; L1 v1 ~$ U; s+ z
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?6 m, F1 P# W# y( o* L# h
Operator: It’s the mother…; H& Q( [( Q0 ^- B* I) ]- E
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( A' r, P' Z* I9 B, YWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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