4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
3 v9 A3 h: X: h4 b& m  C6 b% b8 z% HBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 b& D/ Z  \7 g+ f4 JBoy: With my math.
+ \( L5 m* _+ IOperator: With your mouth?
+ N) U5 _" R1 D% uBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. w$ `' @) M, r8 ~/ @9 BOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ D9 }) T; z5 r) ~Boy: No with my math.
% T# R. z+ a" D7 L) E) Q( uOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* s8 ~2 j; b! a* q$ OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
, b" y  H9 C6 {+ D" q) T# VBoy: Okay.
: G! O1 V+ {  E" lOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
! g( [0 B# i, @) j& j* s, fOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 s4 A) a: b$ J7 Q! nBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* o: z* W7 {& Q. w! y* D. @9 q5 TOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& V, A* P4 |7 M2 p) u9 f' F& ?8 R* ?Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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; |" ]) c0 S# {. T- W& k2 XBoy: I don’t know, 1.
' Y$ X9 Q+ _& \4 I: eOperator: No. How old are you?
- ]3 p) w1 \) b- ]4 Q! [Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
1 ?0 B) I& [0 k, {' p( A7 F' KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
; f5 m# u! c6 MOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
% N3 Y0 ]  o, [1 XWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
4 K4 p8 v6 j( xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 V) k3 `7 J5 _" u9 j, q: ZWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈