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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.  r  \) a+ g: [
Boy: Yeah I need some help.$ f( K/ i+ C1 m
Operator: What’s the matter?, y' E4 a( v$ ?* p" `# i, V
Boy: With my math.
4 h: v3 H* m% J' DOperator: With your mouth?
, B3 `* \, _8 E9 f; e2 B6 p- `Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?; z; H0 ]% V4 v, A2 X8 W
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
. q& |! f' k9 r$ HBoy: No with my math.; @' L9 |- O3 F% Z; a. B& z
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?9 Z' ^  I3 Y; o6 @# d  L- [
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.4 z" p5 w& u  Y" y7 d/ d# ]8 Y
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. f; a6 e4 g3 V/ a, N; C1 gBoy: Okay.) R' Y1 r5 }- ]. w! |% h. ]2 v% Z- b
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?+ d. m1 \2 j. y% E. k- @! z& a
Boy: I have take aways.0 O5 f- A& d7 Z5 t5 ^
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.1 r7 V3 O$ E- K9 S) z
Boy: Yeah.
0 B7 b% M0 j( F9 y( Y7 WOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?) ]' U5 ^. W, H' ~
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.* t, }1 `4 y/ J7 [4 }
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- H; c& z9 E' f! B5 m( @; j6 H9 lBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 D# ?4 ~- t2 [. B* IOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1., U5 p' Z0 m9 X/ F8 P4 T% C- k
Operator: No. How old are you?
6 k% m- V7 e0 m6 ~8 v, LBoy: I’m only 4.
, s  ], \, w6 N: C" T* K! hOperator: 4!" p1 |7 u3 ^1 g. o
Boy: Yeah.8 b5 e" S0 w& }, U: L
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)" M2 Q9 X, Q' m' k8 [! z
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* n: F- Z7 `' j* E( A, YOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?3 K" K7 y. C& V) O
Boy: 5.
' E3 i! `/ k; Q* \Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! \5 C' T& c: y7 ~* k0 EBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.8 C) l( m3 E6 m6 c. o
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* ~# |( C4 R) |; A0 d( i  }Operator: It’s the mother…/ a' [/ h7 S, p2 z+ @# k
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.1 m" H6 `3 I6 e- U+ p
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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