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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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6 G, x8 ]2 N, o  i% \# P2 Q. y, N" EOperator: 911 emergencies.# b. w& m' S9 w+ l/ t
Boy: Yeah I need some help.% c$ @6 ]4 E, b0 s3 O
Operator: What’s the matter?  Z0 x* j/ v9 z3 |& t
Boy: With my math.! P. t- {" m7 R5 a( ^) G4 }3 [
Operator: With your mouth?; Y& e  K. A- ^1 H, V2 p9 j
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 l2 F6 N' C2 f2 g0 W8 F* @% H% aOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
9 M. q% r- p, J7 L2 F0 R' W( MBoy: No with my math.
  ^$ Q7 `# D4 H7 COperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
* r; g- q+ X( A5 t7 s3 w. OBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.1 r, [3 a. M( z" i9 g. ]( S
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) y0 @0 F0 q5 f; EBoy: Okay.# f, _" {( U, T
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?( ^/ Q$ [" a" [% c4 ~5 N
Boy: I have take aways.$ ~8 M. N4 A# G0 \
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.) c. [3 U" ~6 A* E/ j: A/ q  D
Boy: Yeah., E3 Y2 E4 P- l% J. t1 d
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?- ?* y- H9 P' b2 q" Z  j
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) ?- P: c" m- w3 S' r; r4 y& NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is., N7 x3 N6 c4 L& O4 d' S) M. Q
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ X8 m" D9 H  }0 U$ L! L3 j$ IOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
& a; o: l5 {( u2 B3 m3 A. qOperator: No. How old are you?3 _" n1 U0 z7 C, t8 I
Boy: I’m only 4.
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! I4 A: k8 x6 _( |! vBoy: Yeah., Z# {& Y2 |. L
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)- }0 }9 p4 h9 z+ e8 @, P2 c
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.0 Z' q. V9 h7 J) c
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!; X3 {- ^9 C4 I: ^
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math./ ^; }% f; f, y# k6 [  v
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?* E  I; b7 ~$ d6 u7 L
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 ?$ |2 c; }0 o" P0 M$ M1 fBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- Q0 D$ D( Y5 {1 [  uWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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