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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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9 @# {' H; g; i% t% K; `Operator: 911 emergencies.2 y3 ~. g& ]6 A
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
& n6 Z) v+ F! _; s) {8 u, IOperator: What’s the matter?5 z8 j- z+ H9 L( H( c) O
Boy: With my math.
) K8 M# C' F1 SOperator: With your mouth?
6 }! u) o8 C- s$ a8 D8 f& hBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 g; W% F5 r: g& K/ R% e1 EOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
& ^8 r9 |7 s; ~2 EBoy: No with my math.
9 _0 W$ _4 T( u5 _' i7 p0 \. ?9 zOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?7 b4 ~: W1 }9 d0 Z
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.- \  o. _* F4 }6 P' \/ ~+ u7 v/ l
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& _, H% E/ y. l9 S6 A7 u. fBoy: Okay.
+ S: E7 B# o' [' a6 K9 D' A0 {Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ f" C0 s2 x: SBoy: I have take aways.( n: |1 t, b1 p7 `- }! {6 ^
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.9 q7 x, F  b3 J) t7 g2 Z, J
Boy: Yeah.: y8 \* \4 Z, q: G) I( ^
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ R* B/ \# k+ l, k. s2 fBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.2 W) l$ s$ v2 w( V+ u, y4 O4 e+ \& J! C+ n
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.. {% `6 d) C+ ]4 b) Z
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?2 d+ J/ i" Z! ~5 S' j! z
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?, R* i! h$ @0 Z& F6 {7 K9 T( K
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
$ ^- A! ]! q6 ]$ zOperator: No. How old are you?2 }  m$ M- p; v* d
Boy: I’m only 4.
. U- G. T! I9 L2 \  }Operator: 4!9 U2 B  x/ r4 ?( E3 u  S- K7 c* }
Boy: Yeah.8 P( b. |" f& ?3 S
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)3 H0 j5 `# k( i& j0 \/ @
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5., D/ G! h8 Z. \* @; G, i# C
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 \. f0 q! e0 i. e+ q% G- pBoy: 5.# R7 c& k1 {. A) m
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!5 x4 ?. N( B. y; V3 U
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ S/ y  f7 p- c# tWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# d" t' s4 b; K4 T3 b5 mOperator: It’s the mother…
# N- v( {! w$ h8 e& xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ Z3 b2 {& h  j" z8 j8 I, s" k3 \* zWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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