4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: ~4 E1 S2 R$ |5 l; q$ VOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
( R' h* u/ k. l8 ROperator: What’s the matter?
3 {1 {6 |4 L4 zBoy: With my math.
0 G. F9 z* S. Z5 z" m  }1 tOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 l% O6 A6 [  M! oOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
- w: V8 H. x. H2 w* q1 TBoy: No with my math.
$ I% ?, t5 U- @( r) G; GOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( H! I( b: ^: {% I# pBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 B% A1 e* C& g3 eOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
" b5 B! z( O2 U' O, HOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
6 T/ J2 M, x& F$ eBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ E/ s6 @' o0 N; A3 w+ @& ]Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' o4 Z; J) O6 Z" k- T- @Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 i  i0 A9 E3 S: t0 _9 IOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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, e) _1 `9 g* G/ `Boy: I don’t know, 1.
$ ^* G; _$ x: o1 V& Z; b- R: A5 ZOperator: No. How old are you?
* N3 @: _8 \/ }+ C1 ]. nBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
! g* B7 x5 U' i. oBoy: Yeah.
+ ?6 z# R' Z1 P( c" K. G" ^Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 Q: d1 O( s- ~. y5 v7 @Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 C9 I* b3 Q% B  A) F2 _- @Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, B# z) A0 ]8 t9 fWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈