4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
& v. z9 A$ o3 r) f4 RBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
$ l5 H" K9 l0 z# f1 ~4 y: Z4 B8 {  \Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ _% @7 q) X, D# sBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
1 B# K$ E' X+ |3 R9 x1 |" K7 TBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
3 ^; y1 V) X+ d! K; ]$ A$ eOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
. ~6 M8 V; J6 S6 E! a3 G- [Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ O2 ^7 c! A* B3 n7 a. g( ABoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 j( X  W& B8 J5 P  [7 O2 k3 n3 m( V8 w& r5 BOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ z0 q- Y# w5 e6 FBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
  K0 B. p- ], I. ^  U4 j# pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
- X: `9 S3 w/ t; X; rBoy: I’m only 4.
8 u0 {  [( b7 AOperator: 4!
+ d% ~7 V; @" }# I9 e8 L+ E3 rBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
! i3 i$ @; P( M4 ]Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
0 c6 C5 B" h9 ~Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
" x2 d$ `6 B" Q& {3 EBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ O1 K9 M1 X7 {( Y' K. `+ AWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈