4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 C. i$ ^% S" `- n; gOperator: 911 emergencies.
" B8 c  h& O' dBoy: Yeah I need some help.
2 n# z4 L4 a5 G% E4 x8 ?5 NOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
5 F; _$ W+ S/ S! b! G1 |) l1 `+ ~! oBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  L. H. ~# G0 p' K! ~0 C9 `Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
9 {+ S/ ]- [+ q: |% D6 hOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- _2 k% \' ]  W) `3 C+ Z* [. u4 HOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
0 N: i( }* p4 e% a$ D. D% uOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 D8 {5 f6 m1 tOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: v: u1 ]0 D4 V) GBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
% f4 r! Y- c+ u7 W4 pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
5 ?( H- H* k) t! d+ L+ n$ @Operator: 4!
" I" a& [2 P  d+ S; }  Z6 nBoy: Yeah.
3 d& ?( @# `5 Q0 r9 \8 ^1 LOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
6 B# R/ a2 X# C# U  xBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
$ U% n- Y+ c3 D- P9 y' ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈