4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
; p) j6 B. P/ FOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
" w/ U1 @0 S% f1 p9 dOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 s7 [  A- m) w8 e/ d8 pOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% T4 D" _8 ^% {; j# m6 ^Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
' ^  x8 `* w$ y( x1 a  Z3 r% A" BOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- Q; ^2 ~1 J7 i/ {7 D- \Boy: I have take aways.
) J! G+ g9 f' L) g7 b4 g8 POperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' V5 Q) E3 ]/ ]" p, `. M- [Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ V3 c7 J) ?4 r/ j2 _( b) vBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% m( c! m# }6 W& \1 i# ^5 f* oOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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$ o  c( F+ w5 {7 z" ]: S5 f4 [Boy: I don’t know, 1.
/ ]/ b' E7 @- D( p8 U$ uOperator: No. How old are you?
+ Y, d; K* w+ {, d; k, [Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
/ ~2 v' ?: {$ g" ?Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 `' _5 G2 e# x2 }0 cBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# \7 @+ f; I* \' F& j$ N7 ~. D. hWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈