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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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8 v( J% U/ R6 x* z3 U) P对话文字记录& u  J2 L6 `' j) ]' q
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Operator: 911 emergencies.$ Z5 i# c5 V! }  U7 X4 s% M7 w5 D
Boy: Yeah I need some help.: F  k, {; i  O! ?+ _0 A: {
Operator: What’s the matter?  t; y9 c  A  h, I- ~
Boy: With my math.
; o# p2 r# T- r3 ]% A4 MOperator: With your mouth?. S: s( s# ?2 f
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?) T' b: w, O$ s+ X
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
) \7 S" T9 R/ c: m* I" ]Boy: No with my math.
! W9 L) h$ g; w4 r( R+ `Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 X) d' Y# Z' ]! Q- i1 u& iBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.0 ]- X# k% B) B8 `& b* {0 t- Q
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.; S$ N- L9 O" R4 N  e0 q& n9 D& ]
Boy: Okay.4 y2 n* [1 i5 |% |2 R! X
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?5 `6 t% O3 X( ~3 E  f- E/ {3 ]" X4 y
Boy: I have take aways.1 d; X2 J! W% w5 l: ^0 d/ `
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 q( a) K- h0 MBoy: Yeah.
# d4 `- _" M8 Q3 ^Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?' j: r0 ~9 }2 E8 N2 `% X
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.! Y) @' l6 I+ O& o7 m% L
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.7 V3 M. E9 {- S" _) b$ _
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?+ f5 H9 Q. ?- p: a
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?8 h1 k. d" d5 l+ |, M* ~9 a

* P! O0 A$ s) b- @# y  GBoy: I don’t know, 1.
  T7 }/ D( P% P: N4 ]Operator: No. How old are you?
: x! E1 H1 p2 W0 _* @) W2 eBoy: I’m only 4.
7 G3 q* K8 j. W4 W7 ?6 FOperator: 4!
7 q7 Z. H1 l  y* D* U# t: D' vBoy: Yeah.
- V9 c/ o# b' ^% i) _" k* S" G0 VOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
* \  g8 a" D3 U3 I7 vBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% {( ]' }5 g2 D& ]4 tOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?2 E! w/ E1 a! `: L( r
Boy: 5.$ n0 I3 f1 i* t  P
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. }4 ]6 |  i1 \& R( QBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& A* _+ W4 E3 Q8 h' f7 wWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) |9 h2 }! a/ O. }Operator: It’s the mother…
2 W$ I3 q- y+ d+ hBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- D1 ]) F9 z" K1 t% WWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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