4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
! I# u7 E1 Y( k; Q. A2 Z# nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 G1 J4 F  r3 }: f5 m2 JBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ b+ {5 J* T' r. y/ \' {( ^Boy: Yeah.
: \/ ?* s5 Y+ k6 xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 e9 S; G% F; Z8 u7 T7 r: a$ }Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 Q% O- Z, S, NBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 m8 K! R+ ^. [% i6 N" N* hOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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. l% P; Z' O! GBoy: I don’t know, 1.
  A4 g5 ]6 P4 c! b% s; g( t1 U7 uOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
2 w" p+ d3 m* ^' UBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
7 Q/ p- A2 ^; PBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: l7 x7 H, @" Y$ sOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. B! S: A+ K0 [7 M0 r( K2 KBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' `- \: u# @% h+ `/ r4 T4 OBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. j" l- p3 l3 pWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈