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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
. V8 O' n% Y1 B$ H" r' t& oBoy: Yeah I need some help.6 Y  _8 v' G0 P
Operator: What’s the matter?
" T( P& y' Z; |/ UBoy: With my math.( H) q8 ]: B# I3 t
Operator: With your mouth?  k6 ]; U3 p0 |4 O& Q# X/ s
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! ?7 J) ~- E& {% t) ROperator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ I1 g; g. [: S5 ]/ CBoy: No with my math.
) F& y* E! v, z- R! f7 ~7 iOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: e9 K3 K0 ]4 ^% U3 k( ]! a! XBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone." T2 g- x+ i( _: W9 \" L9 ]& ?
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.% H; S0 W. x) Q! S& y' `
Boy: Okay.9 [2 o9 l+ e3 ]3 W$ H2 A
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?7 G' E- V2 i2 x4 W& l  D
Boy: I have take aways.' ?# a, G; C4 H
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.# C9 M3 n/ A* v4 P! x
Boy: Yeah.
. u3 u# ^* [0 B, m/ i0 J- ]Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
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0 |5 J1 Q8 E" WOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.0 ^" l$ K5 d6 W9 U' s7 L! B
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?$ u- l- g6 C# k
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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6 p- `7 k6 e; u4 k  w# LBoy: I don’t know, 1.
# {! R& y6 \. Q+ z$ k( U4 f; gOperator: No. How old are you?
6 _4 U# T5 [' x7 O+ DBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.& J" `9 K  R5 g: o; C! V& u
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)  g. `+ `, _$ V; x: a$ V8 @
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
4 B* G8 a* C, K) ^; x1 f* POperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. B$ S6 ~8 y+ @' i! Z$ ~' bBoy: 5.8 O! j' W" O7 e9 S  @5 C- q
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!) Y0 i! v* {5 j+ R! ?' k3 Z3 P/ Q
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.& H8 g4 h8 w9 w' Y. R1 A
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?% b1 y  K6 E7 r& \  [: s0 d5 ]
Operator: It’s the mother…
; b, A) z4 w* \Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.) X- ^( B. x% Z2 U% b& m9 a
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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