4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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; j0 E$ b* R- O, C, vOperator: 911 emergencies.
( Z  ?1 w) s5 UBoy: Yeah I need some help.
5 w5 j: m( d( t) A% O1 X" B3 xOperator: What’s the matter?
' c; e/ K1 m+ D, h6 BBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
6 G! F* R3 v  d; m6 E. O/ z  T9 |& pOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
6 S  ?' H! [5 x. @* W: _) qBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! f4 E9 @+ o4 R/ T$ ?5 sOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# _" \7 [" m, i6 z4 w$ ?; I, Q. m% f5 a; RBoy: Okay.
. \+ \5 f/ g1 l5 DOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  u  d" f* t% k8 d/ n( OBoy: I have take aways.
4 ~9 a" ?& \. `# y3 p2 O1 FOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 ]% ~% u3 W; GBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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$ c  T6 ?1 Y9 f4 a4 ]1 SBoy: I don’t know, 1.
5 ]" V" M" @- V% ~4 K8 BOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
- ]7 w8 P# U1 e) O) |5 oBoy: Yeah.
8 N) g8 p, X, e& v) |$ f; v1 _Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) \6 |8 I! g/ C5 p( f0 q8 ]/ c) sOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* i* X3 C9 H& K( p6 W! lBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ s: O2 I8 r6 g( j4 m4 \7 QBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ ]7 w. f7 A# T5 \' Q5 ]6 yWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 L& Y: T! N0 Z( G- lOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 k8 U* J' K4 jWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈