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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies., V+ q0 M% ?2 d
Boy: Yeah I need some help.$ a/ s! l3 U+ N  H7 o5 }
Operator: What’s the matter?
+ q- K% ^, n) M9 z) M% `( IBoy: With my math.
# V) S. d4 R# _0 T# [" Z! LOperator: With your mouth?
/ N( i4 X3 v% ]: M- K1 n, h1 B( W/ BBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
/ N6 y. V0 K( ]6 r; IOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
: m: S" k0 h# n) I& `$ gBoy: No with my math.5 a, l* f' t3 v" k
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?9 }* j( F/ \, Q' m6 w7 u( D
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* a9 w* M* T; A# G) ~Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you." d& W7 c) w" i
Boy: Okay.( B) Z/ l" j: g  z+ o
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?  c# @$ K" H6 u* h# w9 `- R
Boy: I have take aways.9 B3 L, j0 B' @% `
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.9 ]/ U; y. v/ I% ?( _' Z8 I* G
Boy: Yeah.# R3 ~% z6 N- k& P+ F$ D
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. G* g8 C0 o! f* I6 S; @Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ X. q3 C) R) A+ u' \Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.2 @% `2 @& E1 q, l, X9 j* R
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! f7 V0 J3 H1 [6 w8 I8 vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?; q7 Y! q9 ^% E8 W

$ @1 L  c' {2 I" Q8 ~Boy: I don’t know, 1.5 D4 m2 u& A  S, D. J' I
Operator: No. How old are you?: T& W( k1 L# }1 Y6 G$ w, u
Boy: I’m only 4.% l8 l/ J0 M# q2 Q3 u+ S: Z! b
Operator: 4!
4 [1 G+ a' r5 b1 {Boy: Yeah.
) ^$ p# Q4 d6 L$ J# k0 i; t3 P8 gOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
* A0 X/ t: t. |# q8 q! MBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  P: z- T: M1 U- B5 X% gOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ b1 ]( z) k' ^( X7 s% b" H2 QBoy: 5.
  l8 a9 y! l' j2 \/ R; Y" a2 kWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' J4 i; Q9 }0 H9 F& ^4 BBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) |2 I) g5 m% QWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?9 [8 u, t' N- m7 k' x
Operator: It’s the mother…
! j: z' h: J* D- J+ P" u9 oBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& M1 A6 w* h: n7 wWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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