4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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) @& v- ]! x- H  ~$ y! XOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
) n9 k* M" [  z9 \Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
  ?& h. r* P9 u1 z  U1 q# W0 dBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 t4 [: k/ B" j6 I4 Q) d: m/ I7 }. z' ZBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, _0 \7 C- {7 S& eBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
8 W! O# P9 X1 ~3 h% sOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% {/ c/ n( H, aBoy: I have take aways.
( [. V3 ^5 l- |) d3 i( I  ROperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
7 [6 |* Y% ]: X( v5 G4 zOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% N+ g( [8 ~/ N+ D* a$ mOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 W1 l" Q  Y0 w5 t* v# r$ gBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- t" p' D7 S$ F, U) g3 w1 [$ iOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
5 w, c7 t5 ~( t# ^5 k2 p- d( uOperator: No. How old are you?
/ x* K9 X' p! P& ?6 N; C; e! XBoy: I’m only 4.
1 W, q) f' ~. E1 g4 `. S$ ZOperator: 4!
( Z6 [/ f) }* N: t/ B0 W2 qBoy: Yeah.
% A& K: ~( \0 KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
- C" M4 r& \7 Z5 ]8 l1 xBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
4 S+ f9 \4 O( t7 _% wOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
# `' n2 R2 Y; @. X5 dBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" l0 V8 {8 {: K1 }Operator: It’s the mother…
  \/ s$ G+ H" XBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, w% U% b$ @# I- q" J& v! OWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈