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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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( `+ e8 x/ `' f1 y1 t1 k! f0 n% T4 wOperator: 911 emergencies.$ j) E' ~- o$ X4 q7 Z% a7 }
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
  o4 }$ X" ^3 T: JOperator: What’s the matter?
' K9 t! x( i( S5 tBoy: With my math.4 @+ K' @# [! S+ Z9 e) j9 {' ^, X
Operator: With your mouth?7 g" \8 B' ^' _" `1 x+ W, F' Z: Z
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* n. _7 e, K9 yOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 P4 G+ s1 L' K+ D* X% q9 IBoy: No with my math.
; E5 g- M7 r; t- ~1 J/ wOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
4 `; ]( X1 p, r& N: z9 O0 HBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone., [. a2 z+ S& N6 |9 v7 {
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. g8 ^! {* u8 q- l5 K& k7 WBoy: Okay.& W4 ?2 E8 u+ U' Z" T
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
4 e( v+ }# D/ d( Y% hBoy: I have take aways.
) g2 H0 A- p+ xOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 c1 G/ {; v% `$ g4 bBoy: Yeah.
9 d. I) o. Y: [- c. Z5 ?; oOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 q" E5 i0 k. ?4 W+ T% VBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.5 `0 Z1 E! E, a7 R5 f4 f
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.: m' E* i" X% E3 l
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?( m  _6 A) g  a6 F4 F
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?; V0 z# i1 P* m, y( Y
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
9 N- H- h% y. \1 r* [! N0 T  VOperator: No. How old are you?
8 i8 A* J% B" {$ \! ]0 QBoy: I’m only 4.( |% ^. N3 }2 W9 O* B% u$ \
Operator: 4!; s9 j; W( O; k: X5 r$ U
Boy: Yeah.
' N  B6 I8 |' P. {  r+ M1 dOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)! Y6 v  d& z7 l2 h
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ E1 m2 C& ]9 g- A* v9 bOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?4 N/ g6 Q( L0 `# f
Boy: 5.
  l" l) \. q. xWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!7 V9 U: C' Q. a' w
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* B- _; b+ }' m" ^1 N8 J3 LWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 S4 g, b( U+ t0 P1 Z0 k: ^Operator: It’s the mother…
5 B6 y5 t( ]* e/ S+ c% RBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 Z" u% g/ g2 F8 y% y' Q9 [Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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