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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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2 x+ @  Z2 R  @2 G3 O1 ~/ _1 ?对话文字记录4 U) T* i/ j( T& b
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Operator: 911 emergencies.4 w3 c8 ]! `* Y+ P" N# b$ s
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
3 u3 D4 L+ A- L! y# {0 d/ q& iOperator: What’s the matter?+ b: t' \; t( [9 v6 |9 d& Z- m
Boy: With my math.' S/ Q5 o" c/ J- ~
Operator: With your mouth?9 i1 ^& z! l2 J7 ]8 Y' q) F4 E* m. K
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?9 ]3 f. x& `. \" u' P/ Y
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ ~0 _$ o: V5 |5 l7 LBoy: No with my math.$ L' }4 @: J7 n# S8 {2 v1 ]3 E
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?& Q- z- `: l& @1 v; h7 u& i2 A+ j- \2 g
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
; \( n* h9 ]& n$ D+ K* }Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.2 D  }5 b8 u8 D3 T7 J/ A
Boy: Okay.
2 X2 V2 r. v! H6 `% ?Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 t  w0 y2 `$ sBoy: I have take aways.4 `" o$ l* p) e1 o! {
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.$ S! o) k0 _4 a1 i
Boy: Yeah.( x  Q, y1 O' m2 \
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?4 u/ ~) [3 W6 Z( X7 s9 p( ~
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 a  {$ \# H! C: VOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ O8 y$ v# Z$ x5 g4 J0 b, c' wBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?! a: v, ?( |1 L5 A0 z4 _; ^9 l
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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  P3 t4 u3 P/ a& |+ RBoy: I don’t know, 1.
$ u8 W2 c0 h: T" V( g7 wOperator: No. How old are you?
/ L0 g- d/ i+ A6 I7 g- `+ S4 MBoy: I’m only 4.
7 o) ~" Z& j1 T. D% x6 SOperator: 4!
2 B$ U- z/ t3 d: n/ F( D: ]# y6 _Boy: Yeah.- v. @7 b/ h" H+ w* _
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 [7 j  |9 T# P: P! c
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 M& d  M9 h1 j5 E* X1 M: R' ]& [Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 O. h0 G) a& r# k3 LBoy: 5.; B/ w) k: @8 S; g& T
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!& K% Z) R1 s& e- R9 o+ g
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.) `1 ^( G- f1 b2 J6 G" O- h
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 l0 D; _1 D+ iOperator: It’s the mother…
/ t- ?" q; C0 ^1 J- QBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 c2 u' `4 K8 R/ b+ G1 OWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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