4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 I6 P# J$ Q) q; T) J. U6 AOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
. l- ^( `. f- z2 o& M5 {Operator: What’s the matter?
0 k: R6 M9 i0 jBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
/ o  S! }/ ~) f8 Z8 I  R- Z' b/ E% zBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% y" c9 I, B4 Q( z4 m, c3 _Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 t  u1 C; r( Q) I7 x# wOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  ]9 E8 m( N3 QBoy: I have take aways.
( x' g* a2 i9 v* WOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
; e/ n' R  n2 v: J) D5 cBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% L+ J5 p0 o' q1 hOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
# q+ V9 y3 o- ~Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
- w# A  v% }. R# n. ^4 z4 q0 iBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
2 d- C" b& E9 V+ y: R* j# D7 KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
8 @. l* D; J- v1 fBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. r  m+ W( }% M' `8 j2 |Boy: 5.
; X4 u# v1 @/ y$ @7 C: l2 iWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
: ~; _) I5 B9 \9 Q* r% b3 x, `Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" \6 W; N2 ^. JOperator: It’s the mother…
+ k- P; E9 P* S% f5 O% iBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈