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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.$ A3 S, g  P- `1 S9 s* }
Boy: Yeah I need some help.: z+ x: {- J1 U; [0 ?' P* r# p) O
Operator: What’s the matter?
* C3 P+ B" `6 t2 R% o3 I" bBoy: With my math.
3 ]; K" \' M0 m( ZOperator: With your mouth?
! D* e; Q8 H1 X# D7 zBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?" {( O* P3 Z. Q: V: B% Q2 A7 u
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 Q- `- X5 i/ s2 s# K; S! WBoy: No with my math.
7 z" c4 Q1 |9 L9 r; lOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?6 E; u/ h& r4 `0 d5 a
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 s8 q/ e4 }4 w4 U2 uOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# q9 Y2 U1 v4 ZBoy: Okay.( J- F3 d& ?: U3 l+ l: u) |
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ {* C( s( `% e1 ZBoy: I have take aways.+ ~- Y7 o3 P6 \# H2 M0 o* C' \
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.; O- x& \/ X) e  f8 }
Boy: Yeah.
9 y4 z1 {7 i, \Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?; F- ?9 q& Y9 j+ }/ Z2 g
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.+ y% H- h6 ]8 H9 v! s( ]4 s+ T
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
3 N) e% p2 `; O6 j0 O* dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?) P% w! E% f4 f7 S
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?3 z6 u% ]' ^6 q
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
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Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
; a3 p8 ?& z! cOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
4 ^4 y% @( a3 `. w1 P) y1 j, e- JBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
5 L: J4 M2 w. k2 x3 C4 A, lOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?) u; D5 T: J! D4 s5 a- K9 e' l
Boy: 5.
# ~. @3 d- C6 s$ }: y3 K0 E0 q7 oWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, {) i, M3 D8 Y  \Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
2 k  k0 }: H( a: I, HWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
' ^, K  p. S7 \) NOperator: It’s the mother…
' [+ F$ G( ~1 R" I' N1 aBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  W5 \4 n0 q9 v! LWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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