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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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) A6 A5 S. ]8 o; W" UOperator: 911 emergencies.
3 {% s0 E% L) ]. ]Boy: Yeah I need some help.! Q7 @0 h8 i* g+ C" J2 Y" F$ e% t1 x
Operator: What’s the matter?( ^* E: C9 a% K& T3 D
Boy: With my math.; {6 ~8 [2 a3 N0 E. m
Operator: With your mouth?4 i: U8 ^5 r2 p  `7 D8 u
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?- Z5 B# g6 L  L& B! ?1 s$ T
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?+ x6 y6 M0 O" ?: E6 S8 ]3 ^
Boy: No with my math.- R* E5 T& N* \0 p8 Y  {/ u
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ T, `1 v) y2 A4 |1 p. fBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 U6 |3 K/ F2 _0 L) Z# e9 o# UOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 L( o: Q2 r1 n+ I8 e( ?0 hBoy: Okay.
+ d0 t. F( ?) I5 u0 X% P# p: p7 I) r& aOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
; ?% l3 {2 _; {2 O0 v. RBoy: I have take aways.
3 _) t- c; m4 T8 ]% C, VOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.' Q% P% b5 u/ N" R9 \- x, P* E
Boy: Yeah.
6 O; F! q* A# eOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?9 r' h3 |. j$ P6 \4 I9 l
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.+ f4 C: v; M' x3 H! d% h7 k
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
+ v: p/ N: e0 Q  M" M6 o$ j, }Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?( E$ p; L  O' D: A& I
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?. K5 N& z) B  m9 x

  t5 V# w" g# G* QBoy: I don’t know, 1.
0 W! k2 V# y: b4 P8 a8 o$ GOperator: No. How old are you?, r% R; b6 q$ q+ U
Boy: I’m only 4.8 C: m  p$ E3 `( p
Operator: 4!
; m1 Z! m. o, Y* `Boy: Yeah.3 {# T, [# `0 j
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)+ B( W: x. F  a4 Q. v( D6 X# E
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 b1 ^/ B9 b8 S3 VOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?  d/ e* @8 Z  e$ v+ \) @
Boy: 5.0 S3 W/ I$ ?, e) k/ W
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( U( c% V( D& ?  Z* [  i/ iBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.- M9 {0 {2 o( ~
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 l8 h9 V& B2 P/ a3 iOperator: It’s the mother…
/ \6 }. ~- z+ d; `( _  ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.% H9 P( ]2 z8 k) x: R& _' m& j
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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