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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
7 }- g3 m9 r- ]1 k5 @Boy: Yeah I need some help.
5 i" l* d3 h8 L( O: J& U" e' I+ S2 kOperator: What’s the matter?  N9 S! }4 y. c! j5 [& z
Boy: With my math.
  |5 @- W  T5 q; `2 `Operator: With your mouth?( M$ u5 |& f7 L7 T, j
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?7 N+ B2 r& Z: I" F- L
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?3 P  y5 \( s% F7 X% C' b5 h! @
Boy: No with my math.
4 d# w% G+ O" @1 s6 F, TOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?8 a- S) J8 Q2 E/ L) m
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% h( ]( }) j( D2 `( fOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.2 y/ u  Z  X2 x" o
Boy: Okay.
5 y' m% U. W! k/ ^Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 n. M2 |* }/ O# ~Boy: I have take aways., V6 E  X# Z  S7 A" j/ ]
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways." p- s3 A: Z9 r2 ]$ ?3 p# h
Boy: Yeah.
* A0 T0 Z) y$ r( YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?% {+ Q2 Z4 N" r3 U- D0 F7 ?$ }
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.2 Q; [8 ^4 q  ]+ N/ l& S
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 r4 R5 u# J; a" cBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?; p7 e. b* O' J' p
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.! [: C* y( A4 Q( [
Operator: No. How old are you?! [; D6 \9 s1 F- v
Boy: I’m only 4.) ~4 G1 ^; Y) G) o" F7 W
Operator: 4!
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Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
# d6 l+ \( Q- z6 q4 ?2 ~! FBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5., F. n1 W  ]2 F' ^2 p  S
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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9 u. M! |1 `4 n% @- R" G. `- K4 qWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!0 e3 }8 ]( n( c1 R8 S; c
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.* C, {8 j4 @) }7 Z0 T# `
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?+ z) k' L2 O# L; N% e( w/ ]
Operator: It’s the mother…
2 S3 ]" f* F( a: r2 U3 `Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.9 r3 I- C& Q, X  Q1 @" l" w1 c6 u
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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