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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
6 R+ D- \# Q4 Q; I* KBoy: Yeah I need some help.' E- {: ]+ ~  |# B6 _
Operator: What’s the matter?5 M% q$ D" x/ f9 F
Boy: With my math." ^' d! A) y# N: b+ ?3 k, C
Operator: With your mouth?
, G/ @1 i( i1 ^8 ^6 EBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* E" k7 \: v0 H) K* k* @" rOperator: Sure. Where do you live?1 B( h& Z# D" T
Boy: No with my math.
. t8 |+ ]  V; `' _, ?Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?: |% e6 p- d* S# ~! g* z3 S
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.& B7 O5 b; i9 S3 r$ ^& n- Q
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.4 N- C( L. k0 D8 f% a; Q
Boy: Okay.5 A4 v; P$ h' v" y
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: K8 m6 K  `7 v' e! CBoy: I have take aways.# @8 w4 O9 w, D% p4 D1 D* d
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% H# ?" l& c% P% I- Z& P! {5 GBoy: Yeah.- O: E4 y9 _6 }  Q7 h2 G
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?- V- I& Y! C8 J! A- J% o
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
& u  B" ^5 |! y2 rOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& t" J2 a5 u% c7 Z5 S6 H4 `Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
' Q7 c6 P* e0 r: Z7 @Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
3 R0 r+ I5 q$ ^6 W: B# aOperator: No. How old are you?
! s  L5 P. e* w! L/ S6 aBoy: I’m only 4.7 ~. a% J: J1 i6 W2 y9 i. @2 y0 h
Operator: 4!$ H+ K" K0 ^3 R& N8 g
Boy: Yeah.
# E" R5 X# M0 y' P' OOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
5 q5 B/ B: B0 d* F4 B# _Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 w  ~) s2 U% N  A; X  L6 R; VOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 z( _! B- q0 o, j3 w) \: FBoy: 5.
! O$ W2 I! C9 h9 n% P- HWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!' g) `$ O; j" |: y# }
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 c% i/ H' }( ]+ OWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) T' {; l, |- T2 |. LOperator: It’s the mother…* Y0 D) H0 {) b* g# l: a8 N
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! b4 J6 A( Z# s' w1 |- N: jWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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