4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 F1 Y' H# E- q$ w& N* Y  {2 lOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
  Y( v+ h9 m# xOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
. H& O4 x" Z" v6 xOperator: With your mouth?
+ |$ S5 ^8 ]! {* zBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% j2 Z% p9 h, ZOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
# `( P6 M5 G! s0 DBoy: No with my math.
. x& Q9 d- z# ~* R+ `9 }- ?  S) g" d/ aOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  c8 z7 @" i0 f8 u5 bBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
9 D; W* E, T; a" hBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& L1 [7 q; [% r: p4 l: Q: MBoy: I have take aways.
& m- J5 ~3 `( R; gOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( _) P" V8 R, p8 g+ l" B3 tBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" R2 p3 a8 D8 e6 jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 p- s, E+ ?# p# c/ ^Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

* T2 B5 Z3 e$ P$ f7 z0 jBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
$ D" `* S9 H# ]8 s/ g, ]Boy: Yeah.
; e2 C) _4 q4 {8 [4 I4 AOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
9 \: \, R: h# Y9 Z, u+ VBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' t' Z  L! p# C" V+ @Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 o6 d7 H* s) z) ^; aBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 w! b/ S. O7 F0 G  e: T6 {( gWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 |7 ]. B( c2 |% r3 S8 w/ ^' yOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- E: @# ^6 h5 {3 n5 Z; PWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈