4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
8 o5 q* P, |- `0 T8 `( ^Boy: With my math.
* f# m( Q. F( ?5 P+ [Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& l6 @; N  |% O& A+ W; k4 I  oOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
0 n  M9 A8 H6 E0 u: qOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 }  O; f7 C% iOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" ~( A' n" D* m3 o- HBoy: Okay.
. n* O1 X% ^. r+ l3 X: M! Q$ ZOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
% t8 J9 r, S1 I6 W, JOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' I& k2 @% _4 C* Y8 o7 sBoy: Yeah.
* m& X3 F' P1 d$ j* FOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( [8 d4 L9 ~& pBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 B4 F+ U7 H+ M9 X" aBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
5 Y4 I) n& B6 I/ X& m8 _Operator: No. How old are you?
+ K" O% L" T2 l" `$ SBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
: S2 R  |8 x/ j* A0 G/ U8 x! n$ hBoy: Yeah.
  Z5 k/ J2 l, a3 J( P! u$ VOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- t% y3 {$ `/ o" K: zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- V( S  S; k7 y4 bWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 T( [4 a/ t+ |- |+ w2 vOperator: It’s the mother…
$ w  n  o# K2 t( U) EBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈