4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ m  ]0 @7 v. e- z1 L- \# dBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
$ g: i- X4 j: }: T6 F, |7 N$ MBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  W4 \& W3 ~2 w/ u) v3 {. [$ m5 \Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
) p+ a+ i" P! a- W: u! L' eOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
# h% a- ~- b" p- n2 ?9 z) [  OOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- R* L$ j4 ^  [, nBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ z3 Z$ d4 I* @: e- v% @4 WBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; I. i% u1 ^; P) K+ [Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
. {7 v, W/ N  T& w/ \8 N9 Y/ q! gBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
3 N6 V! H: }  ]2 vOperator: No. How old are you?
; u+ ]* q1 O- TBoy: I’m only 4.
/ n( H. Q' d% \) v! QOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
& V, M5 s- j( O+ G( L: e* @* QBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
0 L9 O/ D2 b0 Y1 p% v0 x. H9 @% e3 t: d. fWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( B" }, o5 z! `0 Z) V2 {5 R7 oBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
  t9 W& B& \" ?: F' s, _2 G- jWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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, f  k7 y& a# d) kBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈