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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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0 j: u* L) a) j2 v  XOperator: 911 emergencies.2 o( q6 r6 p6 M% I  m
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
5 T' X$ w7 y1 ~- t7 s' QOperator: What’s the matter?2 p4 w. d8 x1 J4 @7 b# N. K
Boy: With my math.( T5 ^$ N  x5 k; ]
Operator: With your mouth?3 b1 k7 r$ D0 m9 `7 Q$ D
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# Y1 b9 U, h- z. j; oOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
) K5 W3 F+ J$ F" E2 [Boy: No with my math.
* @4 t+ a% V5 n# @  |Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' i( ]( C, a$ `3 t* l! c# Q" m3 GBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 X" B! n9 A. [2 tOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.1 m6 R; {  N4 \1 n3 @2 U- B
Boy: Okay.6 y  ]+ q% @$ @, `" F% U3 A
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?% n& P$ W4 Z5 o$ Z7 _8 y) |& ^7 }
Boy: I have take aways.
1 w2 c/ x3 I0 ^  D) a- sOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 \5 }- S9 y) v+ Y& o3 @4 vBoy: Yeah.
6 ]2 ]2 h/ B" ^& [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?+ u* Y& d/ Y1 k$ D0 T1 {9 f" ]. O4 C
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( E3 z. c! y4 A9 b/ cOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' E2 ]* Z9 Q- x! ]Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?" X' I$ S4 n8 F: w
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?/ l- `; {- O/ {) C3 F" T/ `
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.9 ?1 l) d3 d* @! y) K5 y$ Z. H
Operator: No. How old are you?$ Y! n6 q! U7 X' b. t7 s
Boy: I’m only 4.
% I6 v1 @6 m1 y$ h) V0 Z* l" yOperator: 4!
4 b8 [: d! I! f) V2 OBoy: Yeah.; Q- _1 u1 l3 H5 i. @- R
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
* j  S% I- |3 X6 q0 C7 {, |" aBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.' F2 @- ], M- `( `
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?' Q, ^( B1 S# x; f0 b+ l0 ]
Boy: 5.* A# [6 @9 ^7 `2 A& k+ @, }; p( [( p
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ L3 n0 H( O# V! H( C3 }0 [Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.: e% l0 X$ E8 s, ~" G! r
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
9 H" |# ]. m+ F- j3 h8 a( x8 G3 vOperator: It’s the mother…
. n% ~+ V# i# D0 z# mBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.+ M. Q0 D, |2 W" o7 \( Y
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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