4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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$ F, y( y. y! F( sOperator: 911 emergencies.
9 J' c, k/ b5 W# l2 J) eBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
9 w( ~6 |' `9 e0 t7 _Operator: With your mouth?
5 k! g0 X; @" A: Z: Y/ b% gBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; D7 C" N  U" `- g* BOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* E3 q& R( s  K6 W" vBoy: No with my math.
2 N7 S" a& G& t2 @4 X* BOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 a6 V8 s4 o0 @- n0 m4 T# g3 HOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" o2 u' O+ I  }* s: q9 Q9 s! _Boy: Okay.
" S" B. H5 g0 k, L! @" I& eOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- m1 l& U0 J8 w+ `Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 e$ Z# X, f7 H6 u! @5 SBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- X# \- K; n% R4 n% POperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( r/ o5 b& I! LOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 i+ Z7 X; F: L% c4 j! pBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ w0 W( p7 V/ E" ~: a: OWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
9 b  i$ }+ X7 X! q! YOperator: It’s the mother…
* s' w5 H+ G' _/ c; o) C! OBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈