4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: t% J+ x' f) vOperator: 911 emergencies.
" g1 A; d9 e! a3 ]) u1 ABoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
9 b1 c: L4 |8 x3 w2 B2 m/ ]Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 N/ q1 @1 P& {- tOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: b; F( D2 v: k: _5 V" zBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
* I6 k/ L4 O" W% j8 V) `Boy: Okay.
" C: v) w# \) h, y  fOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- @( W; |! G0 G+ |' u3 RBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 @) A9 N" R' a8 b5 xBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 u* a" O& m5 D: [0 XOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 y4 Y# ?$ E# q1 q1 E6 B+ oBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
6 A+ Y4 X1 ~+ Q  B, q- sOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
0 ]% y0 {. a/ ^% s% g4 [" R1 qBoy: I’m only 4.
5 \! V2 [3 S- f4 C2 Z0 FOperator: 4!
$ b+ ~- \! j, k: _" uBoy: Yeah.
* E8 P3 p- ~- X5 t- l- H3 U3 wOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
; e" C% f1 {; |: a1 L; U2 }Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( X+ X3 o! h- ?/ q- [$ f9 \Boy: 5.
5 W- r' e  s. vWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* t4 X: H1 w: k8 T( D" ]1 NBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ S0 P+ M! K2 NWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  |# e4 J/ |1 L* A4 Q' mWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈