4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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6 F- e  E0 w  I7 XOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
. J1 z6 {$ Y5 y) C1 c1 ?  EOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 j& q: K) }3 y8 V0 w# Z# e% |Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
/ L6 W- L, h# U. D' q5 A- {Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 M' F: L3 J' v8 A' D, D4 x  cOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
, |! ~. F7 I8 b( hBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 O) P1 q9 ], M" p6 g) [Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

* q; _. u% ~. m- ~, O, H& h0 XBoy: I don’t know, 1.
3 f0 C" q# U" ~2 q# bOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
! U9 c* Q9 l# M8 g' P) COperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
) `7 a! X( D9 }Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
5 Y' Z. t! k7 C, d9 o* {" J9 cBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% A1 v* @# U; K7 c$ @Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 s0 C: l5 Y( E) V: F( aBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 O+ Y4 O- d! f0 ]7 DWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 X# `( F+ @! v+ _9 C' wOperator: It’s the mother…
4 [) H) _' B* u, z: IBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈