4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
+ K% E+ G# C* _1 }; T! W+ ~" u  dBoy: Yeah I need some help.
! _5 q3 {9 L5 ~# u: n$ _( U! AOperator: What’s the matter?
/ `, G+ O- u, v( o3 o& oBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
6 L# n( |- G6 K; eBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; F  g  J, i8 C9 T: y% bOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 V7 ^' q& U- J& NBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% P, [$ T' P$ a; {Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
6 M7 J, u5 [& [7 [8 }Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
! V7 L5 X4 p* k, Z+ V9 `' gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" C- [& @+ y) b# h% a: _9 k" @Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 i1 [: u& S* a/ A# T. G+ QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

! j6 e4 M! u! K6 g/ QBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
/ z4 C# Y/ O* Z! uOperator: 4!
1 j7 }7 j3 p) T  A) OBoy: Yeah.
7 w6 c" b& p, k8 ]+ u$ IOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 y$ [/ c5 ]& |Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈