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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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8 e1 e7 U8 G, h5 c% y9 k8 {' Q0 lOperator: 911 emergencies.9 d! h' E8 R$ E4 V
Boy: Yeah I need some help.& g/ L/ k0 U3 i" M/ C  ~- b) e4 ~: T
Operator: What’s the matter?
  V" r( v% w' U  U6 w9 PBoy: With my math.
$ `0 Y/ {6 F4 K( {2 v# O# A, OOperator: With your mouth?
, D. j/ B+ J4 X3 y) [1 SBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?  A4 }; m7 V/ m5 I- ?/ U7 E
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
' t, p1 T9 h6 s2 N' KBoy: No with my math.
( s0 E2 G& ^0 h6 b$ J" pOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?9 o( u: Q- J6 b9 M, D. H
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, X+ m) [" X2 g/ N$ P4 k6 p4 xOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.. Q  h9 C6 Q% [- P7 x9 ?- B
Boy: Okay.1 b! R% q# {) b4 L, d
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?) F7 _* z& R" P. x
Boy: I have take aways.9 S( O1 R) L( K9 o9 {
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 C) J. t4 v' N  x9 tBoy: Yeah.! h2 _3 N9 I% g* v9 y3 L" {: u/ K
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) @4 j) b) Q+ u+ a9 L2 F/ PBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.+ ?% `: f) ]8 z
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# G6 o9 x3 w+ S: P# b5 jBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ j% s4 ]4 i0 z* C  d6 X! ]$ POperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?0 q# k& H8 g. Q4 W

# H0 G. b: X: Y1 u" T3 kBoy: I don’t know, 1.6 o  l) a9 f9 m' C( F
Operator: No. How old are you?( [" c. x0 n  K6 m2 B; |
Boy: I’m only 4.# E6 j, A+ \, _. @
Operator: 4!2 ]( I2 S" S" i7 D$ s: E
Boy: Yeah.) A9 t7 `( x6 \/ X
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)& K( ?- H% W$ W; |
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* ]3 g: z) {5 `+ XOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?3 v- a" Z* q+ @( n
Boy: 5.1 R! k5 D" e! _3 u& O
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!  b( B3 }% k* r- v
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 b( C* ~, n4 q3 c+ j& HWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?% N2 E7 m+ P- G3 V6 U" ?( g6 |1 r
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 z% k; k6 O9 k+ C! d0 m6 EBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.* `2 [' T0 V4 n' G, D+ X+ }
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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