4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
8 K# L3 x* M- P3 v5 HOperator: With your mouth?
$ U: r, @' L& z- eBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- H" C) ]+ U2 l" ?: [Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
  f% R4 O+ |% bOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ {( @+ P4 B; H' SBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
; B* d1 A$ m" [' }. m  S  z7 lOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
. ]0 |1 W9 i4 POperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& @  j! o) Y' R( i5 ^$ k3 ~% ]% UBoy: Yeah.
; F% b1 N: Q0 e3 N- R1 }Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 U( v, ^5 M  g  QBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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. L' d1 V$ j- \/ }: UBoy: I don’t know, 1.
* }# P8 k+ \% `: k3 o3 NOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
9 V. B5 P2 G) o, \9 }Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ W$ U% u0 ?  C  E- QBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ B+ s0 w$ u" {$ POperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
' j( q% N& E% `! j; M  gBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 m/ s- L3 a7 H- g) kBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; f, W8 Q6 @- E  i8 p% POperator: It’s the mother…
. W% j1 a2 @9 J, e6 Q! S  x) {Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% C$ P5 s( e3 r: |% p: KWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈