4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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9 @# {' H; g; i% t% K; `Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
& n6 Z) v+ F! _; s) {8 u, IOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
) K8 M# C' F1 SOperator: With your mouth?
6 }! u) o8 C- s$ a8 D8 f& hBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 g; W% F5 r: g& K/ R% e1 EOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
& ^8 r9 |7 s; ~2 EBoy: No with my math.
9 _0 W$ _4 T( u5 _' i7 p0 \. ?9 zOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& _, H% E/ y. l9 S6 A7 u. fBoy: Okay.
+ S: E7 B# o' [' a6 K9 D' A0 {Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ f" C0 s2 x: SBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ R* B/ \# k+ l, k. s2 fBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
$ ^- A! ]! q6 ]$ zOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
. U- G. T! I9 L2 \  }Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 \. f0 q! e0 i. e+ q% G- pBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ S/ y  f7 p- c# tWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# d" t' s4 b; K4 T3 b5 mOperator: It’s the mother…
# N- v( {! w$ h8 e& xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ Z3 b2 {& h  j" z8 j8 I, s" k3 \* zWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈