4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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+ `% v1 ]0 |9 O7 Z6 K6 d1 n+ yOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
# l6 q7 o5 ?: k: N# jOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
; J+ T! v/ n& N3 D4 R; POperator: With your mouth?
( @2 i/ e8 U% z! j4 BBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- K3 l' u% d* n: LOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
) s+ N2 g  t4 w/ e* pBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 [- G9 Q  q! v! |; V/ I7 R6 IOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
: ~6 ]& `- r" U% `: COperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 z0 y: Y' F) t  kBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. \% S- L# \6 }7 X; M! Z( V4 KBoy: Yeah.
+ a" {  G4 y. Z* q0 iOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ w8 p8 f8 E9 f. |' j0 Q2 A/ E0 LBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; t5 c+ M" V  w* p3 yBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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. G% v. [, [/ n0 O+ I: KBoy: I don’t know, 1.
. P! s- i7 O/ o5 C6 g4 ZOperator: No. How old are you?
# ]8 _' q: @+ tBoy: I’m only 4.
9 K( a- V! ]$ ^! T3 Y. iOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
7 C( {, a+ B. d7 G) V; q! |Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
3 g# ]' p( x5 h' }* `Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* ?  \# s- x) F3 Q! z& J1 IBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: P' Y% e5 ~2 Q  o* }4 d* [Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
, G, V# p) e; [1 j0 o- _Operator: It’s the mother…
2 o! A. Q  T7 C$ L( _- v' iBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈