4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

& g$ B# F/ T( B/ X3 a/ [, F% z+ P
0 l! O. Y, }1 {( S对话文字记录

3 h; i5 }8 L, ROperator: 911 emergencies.
6 {9 G( N8 O1 T8 KBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
( j2 P  L4 X$ a9 c. L6 }4 X: o5 N0 NBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 e2 I- S1 l9 Q8 L! l: vBoy: No with my math.
" w) L( N% E( q, d% X% U9 q0 TOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) t2 d; s5 @/ X% }) s# MBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
; k. i) T! ]& j+ z0 ^Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 Q4 T9 p' _3 KBoy: Okay.
) k6 n3 _! t& H6 aOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
" o' ~4 A0 [6 V7 l' F# P) j2 SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' \& R# j. d: E5 p" ]6 jOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
$ B; w* J; L% T2 R3 }' UOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

0 n% P/ k. `" b* M0 Q6 n+ vBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 S! D0 _; a) B# X: D! VBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
' n5 \' y& d  B; z& M- l+ d) {2 P4 nBoy: Yeah.
( s6 Q; t8 E9 M8 k% J2 i3 AOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
+ U  ?" I; b5 v; z0 POperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% o5 H- E  E3 K$ p* fBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* V* f/ u2 u+ R/ I$ u5 lBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
' p' S, f% B* M3 f! g/ AWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈