4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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. \4 @! {% d& ^8 yOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
9 I8 v6 k9 v5 {, D. o; rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  ?) r7 Z' w4 C& G1 n! ZBoy: I have take aways.
7 a% n0 o6 z" E  s' W) R2 COperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
5 S$ y( B+ ?0 S# rOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 K& s' g* s8 @! ABoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) T7 a0 n, R7 ?/ H5 z( X$ Z- JOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 Y$ u3 {, e7 ]/ l+ u. mOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
9 u1 l0 r% w3 T" g+ ?1 z0 s/ gOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' i" n2 ]$ ~! Y2 f6 f" COperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
* o2 [& i2 i$ E, X3 Y" FWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* z" b) `- j& P! v4 m  X2 H3 mWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# X2 Q9 O( |( H; eOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- ^# I3 b8 T4 G+ n) A. ^* NWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈