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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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  ^1 P- V6 f4 n8 XOperator: 911 emergencies.9 m) F: e7 ^$ z& A, {8 t
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* B3 x* F; M. H2 @Operator: What’s the matter?0 C7 u+ r/ W  ~+ p- x. x
Boy: With my math.) P2 S+ @+ `7 S: @
Operator: With your mouth?) F; n4 t8 V0 I# g
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?' g5 p7 K7 F3 F$ t9 [9 ]
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?7 D* G1 O+ \* a/ {9 z3 {
Boy: No with my math./ h8 G9 J! Q6 M: A
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 w, r) ]0 ]* z: z1 vBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 q9 x2 [, ~  e1 ^* b& JOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 z& W5 p$ Z8 L( V% y' p$ U( ?Boy: Okay.
0 q# [; z' u& ~) oOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?5 V* S) K; R' p( b; G
Boy: I have take aways.
9 N( G$ T. F/ FOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& g5 p/ }2 N4 z+ ]( w. M5 L1 o: xBoy: Yeah.# G$ h, L- p/ U3 l
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?; g) ?3 F4 V" d9 c; d
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' O/ b* `4 ?$ U) p7 fOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.+ x: N5 j! Y' E, V3 E- R: _
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?9 _+ w8 N* z  |
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.9 V3 R5 j9 b1 o7 @% n% p2 V
Operator: No. How old are you?( G" Y9 H0 G3 e0 L( |
Boy: I’m only 4.# m: k9 K- ^) b" K
Operator: 4!
% F- Q9 ?  X: K9 X+ J4 ZBoy: Yeah.
6 G4 l% J, G' d& s1 e9 DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)( }8 [) g3 b& e% W" P1 [8 J+ Z
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.: @) D& ]9 o9 M: o" S7 D) a
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?- c9 H' g6 M0 f( i& D
Boy: 5.0 {4 j3 R6 c2 E7 _0 e
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!1 W3 p* E( S9 f; w# V
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
3 M: |9 X$ {% D' w0 bWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?/ a" L$ \( f1 g9 B0 l  m
Operator: It’s the mother…3 v4 T( w' B  _0 t" M
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# r0 D; Y' m' x2 F4 k/ f8 {Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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