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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录  r! g; k# N' y" f$ e- e1 Z( E7 t$ S+ T
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Operator: 911 emergencies.
, ^9 w  u8 h) h, o2 \0 y3 b1 oBoy: Yeah I need some help.
" I! [* f" \; a- a& x; POperator: What’s the matter?
( r* C: u& G2 K+ `4 o1 PBoy: With my math.: ^+ l- q) ], Q; ?  G3 n# @: y
Operator: With your mouth?
. u# ?1 ]5 V- c. I- B/ X; rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 W" K" s( M! JOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 B+ H  N* q6 GBoy: No with my math.( m% ]* e: F# L$ x: `& U8 Y- ]
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?: O% S2 I+ z( h. ]; C" j4 S
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% I- U+ n6 |+ g& }  qOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.  N4 c. I$ i8 ^- t+ {9 L3 w  L) C
Boy: Okay.
  \/ n5 ^" s$ F" C* uOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?+ O) N5 Q+ W4 p" }" ]) l+ H7 o
Boy: I have take aways.
. G5 B& ]& e5 f- Z# @, zOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.  `  c' w- K! ?& y% W+ j. v" B
Boy: Yeah.& m# j# R) E& M
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 C! T/ e" a' Y% q. ?Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 L* r; p. L. C2 o. m/ B9 oOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.! S% K1 Y5 P7 B8 G" q. w$ W' N
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 ?5 O  q5 w9 c; GOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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0 m7 }4 i7 l* M2 qBoy: I don’t know, 1.
+ S* k/ O7 e% LOperator: No. How old are you?
$ V% B7 L# {2 A, d6 X4 kBoy: I’m only 4./ Q' y' t; i/ v% ?
Operator: 4!! f# H" W3 d3 Z5 s  g/ b; m
Boy: Yeah.) w' s$ x4 J9 B' M0 v: g) x
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
: w, ^/ t8 p  A$ G$ U5 cBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  S" a4 B$ A# ~1 F$ ZOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?  R( @& v$ f% b0 D
Boy: 5.2 D* O3 H" D( _4 |
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!6 G% T1 {5 c/ a0 l( X" J1 N
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 `! L9 Z7 @- L6 G4 X3 `Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.7 R6 F, b5 {& Q
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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