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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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; e- E1 i0 V% O/ s2 R# M对话文字记录9 Q& Q% b7 s2 q! n9 i* l1 M: d
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Operator: 911 emergencies.: B- _4 [4 [& T1 F4 y. J9 W. B
Boy: Yeah I need some help.2 b$ h/ A1 X2 G- m
Operator: What’s the matter?6 Z. M, X# [) O8 {& |$ p" j3 F. u
Boy: With my math.0 C: _7 k" N( o9 e
Operator: With your mouth?
5 \/ K! q3 H$ F  T( KBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! {( O! v& w: `5 wOperator: Sure. Where do you live?: r1 G( i( k1 R$ q* [
Boy: No with my math.; h; Z4 u$ V) n# R' V" d/ J
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
; J) C3 e9 K+ _" b9 E6 A4 uBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone., N$ R, O- U3 J' m5 J6 u7 Q
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  f9 i2 q  I' g1 }7 K& I7 C$ YBoy: Okay.
- t4 N% B4 d, }4 a; KOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 ^- W. {$ k1 ]Boy: I have take aways.+ \$ `. @! u- y4 w# ~8 W7 @
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! E8 m5 K6 n* W; S# ?$ j. c# nBoy: Yeah.
! q# o0 }2 W: A: d3 gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" b# W9 o! y$ t1 D  w7 y, l6 @' {Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
: Q8 U6 ?/ Y' I8 gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.( ^$ P5 W+ o9 ^( I+ m3 i; o
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 ^/ f! P. S8 s8 v4 W. ROperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?% w) Q# V, z4 h0 o9 w8 u2 u- e

. A2 x" A" b5 RBoy: I don’t know, 1.! E" g! p8 a0 P$ Q1 ]' ]% n
Operator: No. How old are you?9 e: y1 B8 c; P& X' `* W9 W
Boy: I’m only 4.
& b: y. V0 X+ d" V6 \! V! n! |Operator: 4!
" z5 @' t7 D! c" R3 s0 G5 H8 SBoy: Yeah.: _- e' q, I/ {& n  ^+ Q2 Q
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
% F+ m1 t7 |2 ]5 x. E. KBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 C) w2 |. I. hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?0 [) m0 h0 G! p+ t
Boy: 5.
' ]) i5 g$ P( J" d; }0 ]! RWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 E% H3 t  H$ M3 C- T! Y0 l. R9 ABoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" O, S4 W) v! H. G- {Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?; @1 `; G  |! p0 }" z, Q
Operator: It’s the mother…' D4 _1 f5 h- G8 e8 w: ~9 F: W3 y
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.7 \' Q3 O; i( u. X/ ^: n9 H
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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