4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% c8 I0 t, u3 J, i) H* R: aBoy: Yeah I need some help.
  Z5 A8 v" K/ e. _9 }2 ~; ?Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
! S) j  K+ }9 N5 qOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
/ D% t/ p: U7 I# I5 q* v+ cOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
, S  E' j4 e3 PBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
) H7 G7 a" J7 BOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# _! l0 u5 f3 g/ S  M7 rBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ {5 [7 z, \! M8 `8 r- `, J( {, c- |Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
9 O8 @' w! S4 ZBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
: O3 ~$ F9 u* u. O9 L# @# MOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
8 d& c' D2 c3 u( o3 M5 kBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 Q( W3 x; j6 P( {/ _Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 y9 Z, h$ N' C$ l6 ^4 KWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 }+ k1 ~% O6 }$ z. b7 mBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" X# ]8 @" ?# }. a0 ~Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈