4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
- s* p, u- G* f8 y) [Boy: Yeah I need some help.
! E0 v+ R9 Q% JOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
- g; V8 `+ V$ D9 Z" LOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
$ I8 ], s% M/ DOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ Y" T9 _% R* }  U* V# B4 Q. z" u" zBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 D# r' K$ g' ?) vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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0 o- D+ c, u7 ]. E. [Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* _1 \: t- c6 w# eOperator: No. How old are you?
- U* B9 t- Q4 s( E1 Z7 t* D- GBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
$ C; S9 v5 @- L( eBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" u0 [+ }! |3 o/ R5 {Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
# |8 R$ p5 r, ^7 M+ n( _4 \2 X' xBoy: 5.
' I' W) r2 M6 n1 }' D; Q5 OWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! Y2 [! I" J6 b) KBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" ?& K9 ~+ E" V# BWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 H8 J+ O9 s' U% C$ h+ V! A1 eOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" w. J2 {4 H2 p5 [- A" u4 IWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈