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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.- E" ?4 ?4 K; B
Boy: Yeah I need some help.1 D* k6 t# G% X7 A5 K6 @+ Q
Operator: What’s the matter?
2 J! i2 k2 M7 R' R0 s$ x5 qBoy: With my math.
8 i& o. |$ n4 H" z  q; @Operator: With your mouth?
8 V- N2 u( ?5 X4 K- b9 aBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?' U6 g: u, i: u# R: Y1 r6 s' _
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?/ d2 [) y4 v( R  n) x7 I( h* p" U8 O
Boy: No with my math.! ]% p' J, M8 I6 {6 [
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
" I0 c0 Y( |  v: n% j5 i2 x( uBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.: ~. R. R1 n# j) m2 p# U6 v% ^* S
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ A5 ^, [+ H# sBoy: Okay.% m; W6 f* q. T! p
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?. N  Z" [, i  `: ]% |" T
Boy: I have take aways.9 y1 z- m  i% `4 o+ @, E
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: i, D* B* |! y" {* SBoy: Yeah.1 p* p! Y8 h. {) k; e
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ d% k' u. ~3 K8 h; A) yBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 @* C9 E  J& ]  r  bOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 l+ H2 z& a8 eBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?$ d& B/ P( M+ |/ v, g: L/ d
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?5 `" m/ a, K2 a7 z9 T7 C( K: E. {$ x

2 G% `: j$ ~1 U8 [7 }6 c5 KBoy: I don’t know, 1.3 n; G9 B7 M7 K% p6 ?
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 h) p5 N3 g, Q' o/ y; vBoy: I’m only 4.
$ h; J" T5 \1 q: h6 B( q2 ZOperator: 4!
* X* Q8 R" b/ i7 o8 GBoy: Yeah.
* u) p# ?; ^% ZOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)% G7 N4 `6 l$ W1 p
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- f3 p' s3 D9 [' e, d# HOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 t& `" {! H6 T  V* j& eBoy: 5.
9 P2 g) W7 [) u! u! a& u2 HWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
: F/ Q* }/ O4 ^1 l/ fBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math." W: t1 L+ K- I% L4 C
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?! o) a$ S- [% D6 s" J
Operator: It’s the mother…# L( ~' ], X: F& I" I
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody." u% L, w+ E! [
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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