4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
/ ]) w' G- ?5 V1 Y$ z7 QOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
6 p" z. X6 p, y& j; h2 f! G, DBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 l7 d' _; s& [. ]: i' u" ~& ?Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
. [0 b0 v2 U; VOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 Y, a5 m: N* q3 ?& }- ~" SBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 Y; y. [& d. ^/ n3 K8 m/ b! E& NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! U% l; c8 O% MOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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+ r! ?, G% o1 |: C5 y4 c/ f$ G! KBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
9 S& U% K- g1 T, YBoy: I’m only 4.
: [8 `# s# |: {Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
# m7 L# {" o8 \: K. w4 a- wOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; A  n& c( y/ m) L* RBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ R2 S) G# Y& _: D( j$ `  GOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈