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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 r/ a* V% |/ v# {" ?% a- ]Boy: Yeah I need some help.7 U" j6 [; c  w- Q: \, P
Operator: What’s the matter?; B: A4 D$ _& w; Z( H
Boy: With my math.' q' Z% q! u5 r3 ]. s; A
Operator: With your mouth?
! k, [. w  [) ^+ \- e2 p$ CBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?( c; e, N5 u4 R( x: Q# m) t
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 q0 u9 ]0 q0 A  [1 QBoy: No with my math.
2 b0 y9 ?( Z0 ^. j2 pOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?* f3 @4 f' Y" P" @, c( H
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.( F: ?# j' D8 z
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 u/ |( g* h' w, O0 V0 z% XBoy: Okay.3 z& h4 o0 O3 t
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?4 z% r2 P, V7 V3 L% ?' M3 m
Boy: I have take aways.0 W: E* n' X% u
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 p9 Z  D. z3 H; `: v; s* fBoy: Yeah.% j6 J1 m& r; l
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?1 K. K) k# F0 p4 D
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.: F( w: z' x+ z4 S5 M) H- w
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; R+ {" _- k3 l4 h) }. W, B( n' jBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?( t# X( u8 _# ]9 W
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?( a# f. R& F9 f( N" f/ b

2 {6 C. s' a: i7 w# f/ X6 mBoy: I don’t know, 1.
, Q* ]2 k8 D) m) b4 V; J% t* fOperator: No. How old are you?
! P( u% J+ ?  l0 b0 A1 ]' ZBoy: I’m only 4.
- U; i( F5 x: M" Y" O4 k! hOperator: 4!2 g# S9 R. B. r" P% j& Y" b
Boy: Yeah.
  U3 b% ~1 C8 h( c8 g& l0 O) ^. h- rOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)7 o+ I" J0 V/ c% A9 n, Y; I+ a
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.5 h7 R* z' h& J0 J' B
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?( Y1 c9 q4 o" E! e+ u1 G1 g
Boy: 5.
4 _- {4 T4 |6 W1 A" G. B! t1 b: _8 VWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' T! H8 |( C9 F- k3 s2 ]Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.' k- e8 n3 D; X/ Q) Z0 Y5 m
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- t' Q# v$ R7 A0 |Operator: It’s the mother…
  g+ V. f: q& d. WBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 z; H, n" a/ X3 f* V8 I% PWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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