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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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0 l" m# u, A" [9 K0 OOperator: 911 emergencies.
" D% y7 A3 E! u' C1 Z1 uBoy: Yeah I need some help.7 H* ^' O4 S+ E% u( O: M* Y
Operator: What’s the matter?; j8 d1 f9 j3 H% v- `1 h
Boy: With my math.
# R8 j6 R/ y- j6 D2 ]8 gOperator: With your mouth?
9 f# e/ |, k6 i# kBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?+ k/ Q+ p- \& y* S/ a
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?9 g" c4 A) K4 V0 J6 B+ G/ T
Boy: No with my math.4 w4 ]" j# N, Z
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ s, J% e5 Y0 D* T1 YBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 o) o. ~$ E4 Y& A7 e3 M! COperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 E8 S( t5 e# ]" a5 DBoy: Okay.: P7 D, f, I4 w2 U. z
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( @4 F& O; U6 o. ~( jBoy: I have take aways.
$ y0 f9 x8 w8 x# j. ?Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
* N, A% _" X5 i5 `Boy: Yeah.
3 y: D6 s5 o, h' V  O% jOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?6 V2 S0 ^& g, k& ~5 H
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, c) L5 O3 {9 ]Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.- o$ I! A/ S3 z. B+ h
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?# X* h1 G' a9 I" [5 W% u* f3 B4 W
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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7 r+ v0 B( ^7 |  U% dBoy: I don’t know, 1.
! h0 y* O$ u- x) IOperator: No. How old are you?
0 @4 ~6 w/ M2 yBoy: I’m only 4.' U& N0 C$ Z* K% P# c
Operator: 4!
6 B9 N2 f5 \# \9 G: H) cBoy: Yeah.* b1 B+ T! g: L! F2 u; x+ l% i
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
1 ~! V1 t4 g' Q+ C. Y" Y4 E. p: pBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.  z, ^" P5 @, P2 v+ ?$ B  O2 [) E
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?' A  h2 P) M3 ^/ S( V% y% ~0 W
Boy: 5./ P! @5 Y  z/ f- I& X# ?
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!$ A( X  s+ ?+ D6 _4 {0 U
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.7 ~1 y  A: G, C3 o5 \' i
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( I' E4 u  I$ D$ b/ t. k% |9 LOperator: It’s the mother…
/ Z7 I/ K+ D* P& A1 ?5 tBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody., _0 d! u$ ~# d5 c
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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