4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
: ~+ ?0 |. B$ vOperator: With your mouth?
$ A7 _5 O* I- m( w9 @& H4 D. ?; T" M/ GBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' }% V+ U% P/ V% J. jOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
& m1 ?8 q3 V) H. c9 `) y, F$ s3 aBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
! S" K- A- i, P& S# ^1 cBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
( g7 ?8 A2 O  d& Y# z" G, m5 lOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
! T- ^. l) l" u- W- VOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 A* s4 [6 J  S3 K5 JBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" k# D. {. E. l1 q7 Z8 aOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
0 A9 M- t# r6 H6 i# rOperator: No. How old are you?
1 r9 E6 \1 Q1 a# }- xBoy: I’m only 4.
/ U1 f  Y* ?0 P+ s+ h2 w$ C+ J5 P, DOperator: 4!
, Y# k" X/ I9 s) ?; m( M8 o3 OBoy: Yeah.
1 R( @  g: y' }2 i+ N8 }. ^/ n5 XOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
9 H' z0 A3 E4 s3 w- PBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 b/ `( l+ d, VOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  Z4 i( g7 {; L8 NOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈