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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
0 i4 z  C" V- _$ a( Z9 iBoy: Yeah I need some help.3 J" A; e' I$ D" P- ~0 g4 C6 S- o7 s
Operator: What’s the matter?$ x8 Y$ k" i, {+ }' ?
Boy: With my math.
$ V7 \4 W6 K: GOperator: With your mouth?- p5 J  e5 u- g1 U9 G. @0 W, q
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 D  K7 d4 i" ^2 H8 [4 UOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 ^# a; Q" Y8 [4 b  Y8 eBoy: No with my math.2 c( z* |  ?0 K
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?+ f' Y& `* Z& L- s7 L9 G, p$ N  o. g
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
: B- i( x; a; aOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- B! D4 |  R1 NBoy: Okay.) \7 [/ C6 ?  L$ O, v+ M
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: c) O. N! ]2 M' \  U- l! SBoy: I have take aways.& p6 S: c4 `* ^0 u
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 m7 z) U3 a" p2 [( ^2 ~8 M) SBoy: Yeah.& D9 [9 W. D8 y9 I& \' L9 N
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
2 a4 \" b- n2 fBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 J* E  j$ y( Y4 v- j4 h+ J8 _Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.' q1 c0 `& i6 k1 H
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?: q) i! E* D: Q3 B
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* s1 J+ ?5 s$ e! X5 [4 m7 VOperator: No. How old are you?
% k( C. f2 H9 z" ^/ f2 ?; Y0 _" uBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
( V- y* S' m$ POperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
; S: ?8 O: p+ |7 t: @  d7 ]: LBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* k8 U6 S' J' K" N8 J6 q6 D2 W# lOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?4 O! U. u1 N1 `) W: Y
Boy: 5.6 l$ W$ m# v) y
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! q2 `8 ?) j, ~1 S" c1 K. qBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# I0 N  B! e: w5 ^Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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4 _! A0 a9 i! }3 `Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
4 N$ M9 u( V! m6 A' zWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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