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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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- I7 y( b* H0 V6 R( sOperator: 911 emergencies.! @) ~. g- J& \( G* Z0 R
Boy: Yeah I need some help.8 {8 b- R2 j  ^1 a, J1 ]$ b4 p
Operator: What’s the matter?" C9 l& M8 Y  F& U! d* s
Boy: With my math.3 p8 F  ~& t/ l6 s; {  V' C4 V
Operator: With your mouth?
! O- M4 S9 ~  fBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?& i4 ?; b% G2 {7 w
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  _( |5 n& R$ b% L( f7 w2 ~5 ZBoy: No with my math.
0 n$ K; m4 Q- q% d3 R' BOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?  V& l: j: \; T# U9 }
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 y4 c6 X4 X/ K9 [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ K2 i* j: {$ J* I2 X4 k0 yBoy: Okay.
: P/ ~6 P, c+ `& a& r3 {0 |Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 C. y; m' p( L& g7 ^Boy: I have take aways.5 Q& Y: j) Q. O9 J8 {' E
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.1 Y* Q5 \- Q- f# H
Boy: Yeah.0 c9 J1 R1 S" Y, p/ J
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?) k+ G$ ]0 s( C; y1 N3 E# u
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.! O, b/ ~" O$ h7 [3 j6 ^
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.  \: @4 E! O8 Q
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?8 Q+ F  ^% N2 o2 d, p
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?+ |* K9 R1 W0 ^4 X0 ]
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.* |( W- T. s1 [" V# V
Operator: No. How old are you?" T; }* c; B: t( Y5 A) F
Boy: I’m only 4.7 G* J; {+ t# u& e
Operator: 4!
  R6 L  D6 e" gBoy: Yeah.& y) b% V4 \1 S! C  v1 l
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
. T3 T3 l  A! r! ]3 s9 qBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
+ r5 [: |- {5 E5 Q) h! FOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
+ A/ v+ _7 O& c* \$ f& W0 zBoy: 5." j( e5 m: n# y
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!$ g, [( P" B# o4 X
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. e, Q9 _. L& U' f5 R, wWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ q3 C& [  ?  T% w  A% UOperator: It’s the mother…
( q2 {" [- G8 gBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ }+ @$ V' E6 ^) t7 pWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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