4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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, r9 m# a. }# g5 J! lOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
9 R: |8 X4 ^4 W+ O2 ?  eBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
- |  e7 n* e% I1 }/ H! M: k/ OBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
; x8 u$ Z0 ~: @9 M# g: V+ ]  e' kBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: h, {% \' |1 k  ^4 n  e$ F' FBoy: Okay.
' {# i# i. A" \Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 n$ h' m5 G+ IBoy: I have take aways.
' K6 g5 P# ^& i; a" pOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' J( W8 ]1 G) L, E9 ?Boy: Yeah.
' Y# z6 L2 `" ^( y! COperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
* O% ^* s3 ^" L% DBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! S% V3 ^6 x2 d6 m4 PBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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  e- e1 f% s8 f, M# r% i( oBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
2 g. F; W$ s$ c- S. O( PBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
% U; K+ O4 a% l7 A6 j- h& j5 V" SBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
$ K1 H# n, }/ t7 Q& B# A' OBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 D, d, g6 U, J1 QBoy: 5.
  ^8 n. L. k& Q: v* lWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
* p) l# q$ d. d; d) i  IBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈