4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) V" O2 V' D1 M1 {" T0 W3 F0 K( DBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
- L- Y& }; |% F2 u. fBoy: With my math.
! h5 d' k5 Q  J  q' OOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
, N  `" n/ w7 d, e+ [& s. WBoy: Okay.
+ |' x8 B) d8 W. K4 EOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
& c! N- |7 l% TOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 J- J- ^" l! @: M# C9 L4 q& YOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! o3 B4 H- D7 c1 |4 g9 P6 V" SBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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4 X" s: w7 E9 A. [5 gBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
8 B  q3 t5 {5 k$ p+ E' cBoy: I’m only 4.
# A$ l/ ~3 s0 V  H4 k  [Operator: 4!
8 p3 }3 B4 A) w6 I8 K0 pBoy: Yeah.
  O5 a0 l  q( I4 zOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
  y( J. ]0 @  q& |Boy: 5.
6 u) R; i0 o' z* f8 N9 Q$ ZWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, X% k7 Q. \2 a( ZBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
7 y. x- K- F$ `3 c  H/ hWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
. a3 @* v  f& _7 d2 T5 [; VOperator: It’s the mother…
' G/ q/ E" b8 ZBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈