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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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/ L3 E% p! [( N& ~4 \% I; L3 ?( a对话文字记录; j; ]% ^1 z$ J( {5 X$ h/ h

3 ]# L7 P  ~- q. eOperator: 911 emergencies.: R/ k8 o+ W( G+ T: ~2 e# w. }
Boy: Yeah I need some help.% L( ~( i# n: _* W; ^
Operator: What’s the matter?' n$ k" z6 C7 N# \, O4 F' c
Boy: With my math.: s$ e3 H& `% l% T
Operator: With your mouth?
# f; ~. k5 x6 e5 P+ f7 DBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 }4 G+ M% ^/ u2 j3 Y0 qOperator: Sure. Where do you live?4 V% F: {6 g! Q
Boy: No with my math.
' b! h' i9 y3 B  L2 _: v4 IOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 k' {, H5 |& P- @Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% r) T9 I' W, B% }3 v: z
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ K7 p9 a  m) M7 Q7 ~Boy: Okay.$ C+ Q$ _+ a! w
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?& H# D7 j1 Q1 R9 t2 I" q2 ?8 E
Boy: I have take aways.) h  c4 o2 P, ^6 w/ U) ?& \4 ^- ]0 Z
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways., I6 z" {; P- Q' c* f
Boy: Yeah.7 O, b9 J9 a) @0 ^0 b# N& P
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?9 z, E& @! p" N
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.$ x7 j/ Q  x7 t) G3 V* t4 n+ b
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# y6 M; w1 q- p2 l2 IBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 _5 U8 ~# E/ pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 I; {$ |3 v7 c9 d4 e3 dOperator: No. How old are you?
8 ~& ^+ y5 o: h1 \# oBoy: I’m only 4.
1 l/ I3 ~0 t7 u; R& BOperator: 4!4 X6 h# T; F3 e/ `2 p: W
Boy: Yeah.! b7 h* V2 I: J# ?8 b6 Z
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈): j4 ~1 E' o+ ^. I: \
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.0 s/ s9 t+ g& C$ R/ J' b* E8 f
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?  T- W  @8 O, d3 L
Boy: 5.
( C3 r9 I$ x0 |4 HWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!* B% [! y* A6 f! ]8 D# g
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- L4 p! W3 X# j9 t. \) YWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* O' K3 x9 _  L% o7 S) L/ iOperator: It’s the mother…" ^5 K/ ]7 V6 @( H6 t% t
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.: Q2 s2 B0 V0 O; [; o
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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