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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.3 |4 o6 b" ?# [# o
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
' u8 G9 Q& Z& p! [8 C* ZOperator: What’s the matter?
. B# ]0 U2 a& z6 ?& q! A3 ?Boy: With my math.
: w" z" Y4 W; p+ {( TOperator: With your mouth?' y9 i( B+ t' P9 u7 D4 h6 ~+ f
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?. M4 U# g' S: ?6 z  ]5 ]
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 \% x2 X- \- L! ~) l" y7 l% \Boy: No with my math.
4 V9 g: Z# V6 y% i! [$ z' m; o1 BOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?- X5 w$ {. J+ [- B
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.0 r& q6 }. T) k. s
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
4 z4 U2 f- |6 T+ E) D+ W! {Boy: Okay., b$ F4 P+ E+ ?6 U7 [0 J
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?" R1 F0 V/ k3 X/ L. W
Boy: I have take aways.% e. t5 v) W0 _' \0 i; M. {
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways./ _+ C2 H' p7 E
Boy: Yeah.! \/ |1 s  T7 ^
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?, D& v0 C) ]  I& C
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.: H, N1 Y5 A# |- T+ H
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 T, J: r) F3 Q' NBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 w. L9 F5 G* h/ ?Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?( u; m; C3 a3 L% h( u
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
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Boy: I’m only 4.2 v( {( k% C; Q1 q) u
Operator: 4!
+ Y8 I- J* t  x3 w- gBoy: Yeah.
1 L+ O7 S3 J- c& S7 n+ MOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
' [3 Y$ A% M* V3 z( d1 A7 V' ABoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% i1 v, ]( V5 wOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
- c: O1 N* k3 v6 HBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
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* s1 R$ ]0 H) u" [7 aBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.2 a( }  F5 Z/ U' k4 ~3 c4 f
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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