4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% a  {: R, y0 _  w( Q; a! eOperator: What’s the matter?
, m# I5 r, `3 I* f# NBoy: With my math.
) H: h) I: Z. i; ~Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 s0 l, }' Y1 R+ R4 T5 xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
" o2 b# j3 _+ J/ Q! vBoy: No with my math.
; K- n6 k. _! U# [- w. x0 [1 m+ BOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ I2 ?7 |* |9 `% p: jBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 m( G1 r( F8 i' r7 {Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
; X- g% q' @5 N. |Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
4 {7 y& L% f( [1 {Boy: I have take aways.
" S* e' G" x1 Y2 _# T1 mOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 ~9 \( `8 Y; h. N* FBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ `) S7 `" s* B+ K) yBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

$ P: f5 c  M1 ?5 S8 _5 Z2 yBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
; `! a( R6 ]0 O! mBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
, z4 [( ], Q: E* o% I: H3 L  y, cBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" J  Y' D8 a  i4 p$ p$ |Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 |" m, c- \: C- O' H1 f- @Operator: It’s the mother…
1 N) Q9 c( E$ O  W4 l# o& i9 y' LBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ D5 j3 a, R. s( @Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈