4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ W, M! Y+ S- e2 n( M9 HBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
( Q" S/ q. V% s6 Y+ A; rBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
# T9 o" w+ ~5 p% E: ]Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( G8 s- j% d; {) s9 v5 wOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ B: c5 b# N" h0 ^Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: A" X& k  d. KBoy: Okay.
1 D; {9 m& q8 d( dOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) c" Q  g9 }3 d" Y  fBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) o. w2 e" ~7 C9 X' E* ~Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" d: d0 a/ [- p8 COperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

4 d- r+ h. V7 j1 GBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
5 j0 _; ]0 V& t5 h: ^Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
, m' Z" q0 Q! q6 N  n! KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
8 ]0 P9 H) r' s  w* ^4 GBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. z/ Z7 P1 K, i# ?3 r; mOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 C, S4 w6 B" v; `+ wBoy: 5.
3 r3 ?! O* e& H5 ^Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# j  {$ |$ A$ ^0 jWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
& F6 }) r( \3 f" u! u$ WOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! J6 Q& t( o/ K2 `0 v- QWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈