4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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. o6 ^& \" d% Z. a. P) l- mOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
( Q! X" L- U* r: nBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
% \1 f& Q# J' v6 Q' N; y5 hBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 O# P1 T  K; COperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
4 ]* W/ y5 D$ U! M/ {; P# iOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  S# K. ]3 L+ M0 GOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. {7 N6 G3 ^6 U' R, R- ]/ HBoy: Okay.
5 d' |* \+ s5 {+ ROperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  n* }' t9 Y. c' M9 I! V) CBoy: Yeah.
9 O$ O6 d+ z$ i  s3 t' ]1 {& zOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' j; y  I& g( w% N. B# f0 k( _" XBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* L, d! w# E$ B( @4 dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ ~2 c. Y! r7 ~, l/ }% {8 }Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
6 O9 P5 o7 g) K% z# Y! O' n4 G4 }Operator: No. How old are you?
* I0 U7 m8 R. U. ~7 ]; Y2 hBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
; P+ {8 B; d% y  DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
( \; Q# K% ]! E0 f; R. `) S1 ABoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; u. [- j9 K  Y5 o8 V  DBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 x6 l, c2 ~, A. b+ ?( g8 w6 K1 N- UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈