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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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9 P, j; y8 I. I0 U3 g0 n# s) r$ oOperator: 911 emergencies.$ T- W, n7 ?+ z7 z; A
Boy: Yeah I need some help.& [  l; N  t8 s" a0 i) h4 L
Operator: What’s the matter?! h* l. i- G- Z& o( H
Boy: With my math.
4 Y6 }1 w& j" r, @# DOperator: With your mouth?
7 ]8 G5 b" `- T6 B4 U6 \" lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?( z& s4 t, _$ K7 l4 W+ Z
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?) ~6 P6 C, o0 Y7 \" w5 M- ?5 `
Boy: No with my math.
. g+ |0 v; ^* e8 NOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?0 H$ M7 q. p& g" ?9 O. G* ?6 n% x
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.7 E5 E( Y$ w8 U2 I9 k: A
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' _* @$ e  H4 pBoy: Okay.; w! J1 }% q% C7 H
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
+ y2 J- `; g2 h1 q# PBoy: I have take aways.
" g9 J# I' f& v8 A. o5 E6 _Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.# [! r" N  E( N! `
Boy: Yeah.: |2 G& t8 D% a& [
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?* r& G/ u1 l! b% g, c
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 x' r, {4 o9 MOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
$ g1 [( I- n: ]3 B1 KBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?" e$ y0 G+ p* ]- y% x1 B
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?' r* x: V. x, }, E
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
) t, g  e5 I# @9 s4 J/ a4 VOperator: No. How old are you?+ P' b& E  X4 \$ [/ X
Boy: I’m only 4.+ M# N: M! \" U+ Z, ~5 J: x! y
Operator: 4!( e0 n  l0 H" h7 D7 l
Boy: Yeah.2 {9 l( j; F. {. f, _3 [7 I
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)0 k" X; s3 X) s5 E. e; }% Q
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.  U6 `: E+ t, F3 J* E7 @
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% Q! m8 d4 z: F* b+ {! n: gBoy: 5.% K: }4 z/ v) s& e% c. x, L* {
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!0 I) X1 A  i' O( U* ?" g
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.7 e! ^8 O( s) U/ c
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ V# M& m2 }% j) uOperator: It’s the mother…
$ [5 ]1 Y1 \% zBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody." V" H& h! `, ^4 h1 O- H9 D2 q. G
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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