4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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* t8 o( e$ }2 Y" J; J' D1 [Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
: A3 t, T& X. Q0 A9 t, AOperator: With your mouth?
' a- u& y) T  \4 qBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
) Q' v& A' J% g' Q* K& yOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
1 Y9 X* ~4 l! k7 U1 B: G% h, aBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
: G; \6 s6 s  y* Z5 I3 D6 DOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! }" ?9 t3 h+ {" _5 s. Y* [Boy: I have take aways.
( A- s8 ^4 W4 S% ]Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ Q2 P8 ^6 h" G% t5 I3 B1 a5 @Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
0 w; E# d# F# q  r- N  @Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 G1 b. V: h- aOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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1 _* _# @0 G$ ]Boy: I don’t know, 1.
/ n" ~, d/ S% _. C. f5 c. j' W" I7 yOperator: No. How old are you?
! q' ?; F- c+ N' UBoy: I’m only 4.
2 I* z2 ?! Q" Z: DOperator: 4!
* @5 c8 t# O2 b% KBoy: Yeah.
8 ^% _" F0 x; L9 @, KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
0 N6 E9 u$ L! z" z+ x& A, x) \Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
! |3 J' @# z1 D- c0 R4 u! mBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
0 Y8 L2 H" m9 XBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
. Z- M2 g9 O& z5 ]Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 M8 J$ p  s7 T6 n" YWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈