4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

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, |% ^8 F0 f0 {4 ]. ?Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
  u3 o! Y4 `! Y- Y3 ]Operator: With your mouth?
! t5 z3 {! A/ M2 [# ^2 q9 gBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
) T, |  e% H* |, U) jOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 _& e% n1 k* k; Z2 \3 \/ bBoy: No with my math.
- o0 S, l( Z6 J. FOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- W3 H- d/ R  ZOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! j+ }6 `+ U7 v( R5 ]Boy: Okay.
4 P, M& x' ~+ yOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
- v2 ^& M( I) H( H% w; BOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, I/ r1 i. a0 ]& ]. @; v( T, |Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

' h( f6 A  i+ |; ~8 y  `. {% F! u& {Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 a1 |2 ?1 G/ b1 H( J' _/ r# M% VOperator: 4!
' a8 L% _; m! {* s# ZBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
7 i1 h# B: y( G$ T# KBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
0 a6 H9 L- f9 vOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
) V, [, j* _2 o# YWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) y% g+ p2 D" A1 QWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* C; X/ j5 n- S" l" z3 AOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈