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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.+ J. X4 a4 [( [/ O
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% J4 Y6 Z5 g- {* DOperator: What’s the matter?
4 p# d; E7 u2 H9 U5 \, }' rBoy: With my math.
6 i5 u; }7 `1 T4 C" T# k( x" tOperator: With your mouth?$ A: k( i$ P5 p& F
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 j. C) t# R3 i. W9 rOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 w# G, Y% R& Q- {6 `. JBoy: No with my math.
3 P4 W4 Y% e. E! H* C$ A. aOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?7 g# w" L, D% _8 Y+ y7 D; p# C, `, f
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.- b3 c0 Q; d; j7 i
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.* j! T+ X. A6 M" x  H0 `5 m
Boy: Okay.
4 H0 j" `) W% W# SOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 j% q- P# S+ n& k5 r( o5 RBoy: I have take aways.
8 F+ I* `" c  M3 m' W" KOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ R: {4 W" j* l% |" _Boy: Yeah.% t7 `1 s# g% e, o7 I3 M4 Z
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?* d( v1 E2 E- M, y& ~
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 t* @1 U5 p. gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- h9 }& |+ ^1 ^  f$ S. PBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?; m# D0 F) T5 {: U0 Z( s
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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+ u( o4 i8 n, H8 f% L6 J" ]Boy: I don’t know, 1.
, [2 F8 n' {0 B4 COperator: No. How old are you?2 K2 B" T7 c1 d- ~# i; L! ?
Boy: I’m only 4.2 E+ l: Y) X; \) l
Operator: 4!. o3 U, P9 w+ k5 P: L9 F: K' S
Boy: Yeah.3 T- ^, ]1 s* R
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈). j( n) y! a  L6 [; w7 Z& D
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.5 s# Y. X0 q- ]# G- Y% H
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; Y' i: n4 n! i( HBoy: 5.7 Z! s6 i7 p+ {) @( ^5 ~
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 L* g, L# E4 ^' @5 XBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.  G6 V2 t5 m: M# `
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?3 X6 a% |- U. L- h0 E0 x
Operator: It’s the mother…" p+ g1 y5 l, }, h  S$ ?
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.6 f) L+ k3 V% \7 O) v  E1 a, V
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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