4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

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* T, x5 k9 Z' ~1 M' Z5 v8 M2 AOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
! k, L6 V) R& ]# [( a, ]Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
* r' q. O9 E9 E1 ~  j7 xOperator: With your mouth?
# d1 P% X  y* [! c5 X, k# BBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ e! R/ ]9 e- F$ Y% l" f& yOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
2 d: T3 q4 A# C+ e$ U7 M0 _4 J( hOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. \- z1 x7 A# Q# d! p% x& ], s( TBoy: Okay.
9 S! f  T" d2 ?/ P+ }" ]Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 }+ h" m: Q  y  {0 G% PBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
" {7 F) u3 [- w3 }+ POperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 E; V  O( W5 K4 j2 ]Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
7 o% C$ W' R, S3 iOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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) M, x% m0 y' H& c! E5 EBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
" E9 K& u5 m* R0 mBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 E. S  }/ q2 ]+ }0 TOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 V! A, K- l# DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 i9 T. ^9 V6 v' {+ EWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
2 X& `$ Y7 F* i) ^, D; g( g$ yBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( U) W4 l2 A/ o1 B7 ^' n4 n4 [Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈