4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
& f, ^) F- Y5 f) _- c& U' i9 |Operator: What’s the matter?
' R% q% V: L+ P  \, W8 x, y) iBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
, Q& K; ?- i* m: ZBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
! k2 P1 J% q& h9 P1 Y6 p( LBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
7 x5 D7 T# z9 O6 GBoy: Okay.
/ l$ L$ e7 x" ~9 ^, p1 s' {: wOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 O- Z4 U4 V/ J) k$ I9 |Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 c- e! q# \- O9 f% a1 Z9 D' HBoy: Yeah.
6 L* S4 _" ?) U% UOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# ~& }' A; `9 ^4 u2 jOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! t0 M7 o7 w" ^4 E! j. _# PBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 d  m* k$ c2 B& pBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
7 ~5 S3 p. c4 ?+ l& J/ H+ LOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
2 H& c8 _3 l5 m( g3 l7 ZBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* L/ t" X- Q% k5 Y; l1 XOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
# E: V6 |$ t3 j1 V+ t# N; IWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 C& g, M- b2 vWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) a9 H! w9 r, |% F9 x8 jOperator: It’s the mother…
  T( h3 N, P1 B0 \  |. Z. @8 xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈