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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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- N) g$ l& \$ G2 K  l/ x6 I" LOperator: 911 emergencies.# m. h  s4 w3 ]
Boy: Yeah I need some help.0 N2 t% w' d2 p  U
Operator: What’s the matter?
6 v* Q/ z6 i4 o  KBoy: With my math.% j7 c6 t5 u" L
Operator: With your mouth?& i3 I) \7 U1 O5 q9 S) Q% W
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?. L& J: K1 Q1 }5 w4 j
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?( P! O5 a; l) |6 V3 k
Boy: No with my math.( G" K+ ]. f3 A# S, q# E# L( M
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?: i% l9 H2 y5 [' O' h3 h5 ]* w0 Z
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.& \3 y$ b2 G0 c. ~! a2 V; o/ k
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ j& e( h/ e! b; @Boy: Okay.
! B  S3 `: _) f, N/ H3 l: p$ N( DOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 \& s) N1 x- d8 S& U! YBoy: I have take aways./ D3 Q( R# Y4 h. Y- d/ O
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ t% x) n1 [+ l& |1 j5 jBoy: Yeah.7 k) x$ I3 n9 S: ~( U- I
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?2 M7 J  C% X8 F, z3 c
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.! x/ Y% m* r/ ~6 S3 \' C$ S
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is./ K% o* I. w: a: m* m- h8 Z' K
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
% n1 ]) P+ B3 U8 c" J6 k) e. y# e5 GOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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2 C3 s& Y5 X. h" A7 YBoy: I don’t know, 1.3 z4 t- o" F; O. E/ U+ E6 Y# R
Operator: No. How old are you?
( |/ z& I7 Z; YBoy: I’m only 4.
% l; y0 t3 d3 {2 [Operator: 4!) h( f7 J. M3 z; |: P
Boy: Yeah.
7 J6 ]5 c! U& _/ e1 HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)! H! M$ {9 N- l. C8 [* j% d
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.5 X* F  K) F- k. ^! C* R' H
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ X3 N# e& I! n# }, M( EBoy: 5.
5 e* _5 t$ l0 K# G9 \/ p; h* n5 tWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!8 M" W& O5 h, w" T0 R9 Q5 g
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.8 Q/ h+ y, z- n- ?9 g
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* t, e( l8 Y2 U+ H" M; C7 mOperator: It’s the mother…; f7 @5 y% B) u: G/ {1 E
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 q  @. Y% A( _. |4 SWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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