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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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2 _$ F" ?/ {. s( h5 h0 Y8 J* V对话文字记录: [+ O! Q) p  v1 O$ j6 [
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Operator: 911 emergencies.: ~- ^2 u6 z: `) G* b, w
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
" q1 _! [  N/ Y' M- H$ iOperator: What’s the matter?
& D& ]% s1 u" Y; R) T3 |) z0 qBoy: With my math.; D8 C: E, }- r( U3 [" G
Operator: With your mouth?
2 d) ?6 }5 A3 @3 O1 o$ O8 EBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?. t: d6 k$ C1 ^) y
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?8 w" n# w- @7 q
Boy: No with my math.
, B+ y) X: i7 U' N* l5 LOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?- o: P6 g4 Z8 M) d/ |# r
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
) z- \# J3 B8 p4 C* WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you./ C8 k7 Q: u0 t$ w5 g( v9 g
Boy: Okay.
/ Z( o2 f# e- v7 ~8 pOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
# q/ [, n; g$ ]+ H0 D" u2 F3 g8 fBoy: I have take aways.3 [8 c' w, ^- b- _# Y
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.5 e# a9 V$ M0 E- ^7 t1 n
Boy: Yeah.
' T# L1 l) ]2 D' S* ?* X' j3 t7 LOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' B1 f+ U% e' E; Q- P( V9 e) |Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 n6 k! A( V5 u" A5 i% }) hOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- j: R# q  O  l  O6 \1 t. ^Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?) Z; g8 Q! I+ b+ s& q
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
5 ~7 A. m0 [  ~/ @Operator: No. How old are you?
) q& v0 r6 B6 Z% C/ j, }Boy: I’m only 4./ [  B9 W% A' C8 _' j. F
Operator: 4!
' A# q) Q2 J! j/ F$ X. @Boy: Yeah.
  U( P1 N/ @/ a9 p9 ^$ {Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)" e3 n( I' B" ~" v- ^- Z0 ^+ s' ]
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.8 C. b0 T) w' z$ n% \1 c
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?$ m+ O+ Z$ H/ S) }4 I% V, @- K
Boy: 5.  e8 W+ t; W7 `3 @  m/ D' T) x
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! f7 Q% d5 t3 L& W# B; dBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.+ H1 e# E6 X: i$ U
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?) e% X7 H! C8 l/ ]
Operator: It’s the mother…
& F+ z* P# `& |$ e6 }+ R' YBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.7 f# l7 o- [  q5 ^0 R' V$ `
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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