4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( x$ W, n; N4 w" c7 L8 A0 W2 iOperator: 911 emergencies.
% ]5 H3 S$ Q) A- C; fBoy: Yeah I need some help.
) m3 U( I+ H5 R# h9 d/ B2 DOperator: What’s the matter?
: X, j+ K  {1 G# SBoy: With my math.
/ d, Q1 c  ^, I( N8 E2 b. s* E4 XOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
! s1 F- R4 f$ X9 oBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
( [3 S! N: U& ^Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
. a9 Y; f# O8 E2 p6 [Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 s( ?3 q' M, eBoy: Yeah.
$ }3 b2 ~# u5 P+ r8 R5 ?1 ?Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 q, q6 n7 ~. O6 }4 ^Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 I9 k3 f* b( X* F( j4 KBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ [9 |% W0 o2 @* x6 @1 R" |Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
7 C, c- f' r, i9 ~! M! f" pBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
& O9 ~6 @! C5 \* wOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
0 V5 G; F7 J5 F% U% |1 \Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 t) ]4 x2 C6 I5 c- OOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% U' V  ]# G! T" |( }& Z+ {) aBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 F8 f/ O+ D' M$ x/ K) yOperator: It’s the mother…
- m8 {5 S' v- }. O: |Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" m# }5 B. `8 {8 BWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈