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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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' Z. x, J% [0 T$ u' BOperator: 911 emergencies.
7 H; h  I/ h* R( W* C" Y' F! XBoy: Yeah I need some help.; |' L& p4 b8 ~
Operator: What’s the matter?
$ V9 K& H4 R# pBoy: With my math.; v6 _% s; w6 Y/ A9 c" o
Operator: With your mouth?
+ U+ I: I. |1 v! p- O; L8 \* {7 DBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# h! i2 V; N" ]Operator: Sure. Where do you live?* p2 q9 E& T$ Z$ {; |# O  Z
Boy: No with my math.( P* O7 F! _0 b9 Z- L+ D" n3 ~& g
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: o! W8 m! ]* o7 P6 D/ F: D( c% _- VBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
) x( F) A6 _; Q5 mOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.5 R! S8 s/ \! m! u1 {
Boy: Okay., ^) s+ h  W0 _: X% H8 R
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 m; `: ]$ x% C" @- k* O0 c# m( xBoy: I have take aways.
) k, P- r$ |* ]* }Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# m! I) x  [0 sBoy: Yeah.5 U9 M# h% j3 Q5 K4 m& v& G1 A
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
3 K! f& a! ~, I! }4 V& u* SBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 a; v6 h& s+ D2 a7 X& NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.# s2 H' g- G# E& K7 C
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?4 M7 C  t8 f+ s4 [
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?( X! e; e& l9 I5 q" R1 T0 M
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.- c* }( P+ i6 G% r: s
Operator: No. How old are you?
7 V6 ~) W( w' t& [1 h4 FBoy: I’m only 4.( R5 z+ {5 B" n7 i5 W
Operator: 4!7 L  g8 i0 F* A) |  l
Boy: Yeah.
8 W5 @+ j( z6 l% ]* M9 `Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)! i# h* }" ^' ^6 ^2 I" e
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.* i$ |' G9 y; G- c" O* ]
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 @8 `7 {3 p2 C+ T1 S( R! g$ eBoy: 5.
2 J4 p' z* N, J. s* ^. @9 E" uWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!" Y+ P7 }' P, S  Y' Z
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.- t5 k0 J0 z" s
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" x; q7 D" @) t( q9 ]. y- Q) SOperator: It’s the mother…
: N/ A3 j0 p, M! H! {  u+ I5 SBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.: u- m  D& v2 }3 U( H
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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