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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
4 h9 C& c& l: }8 Z% f: \Boy: Yeah I need some help.$ \9 b4 Y4 U6 v, V& X
Operator: What’s the matter?0 `4 w# S! _7 E; ]1 U
Boy: With my math.' G8 i: Z0 r/ h/ T5 \
Operator: With your mouth?
& c* R: _2 j: J7 aBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?( C# M- w* w$ A9 c: O
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?0 ]/ {5 ?% W# t) b% }
Boy: No with my math., H/ j  z/ l: L1 T
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# B% a9 I8 ]  O% H; j/ FBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 D  t: x% G; q0 `2 [. R# bOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. L0 h7 y# }+ }/ tBoy: Okay.. _, J7 o( Z# k* P/ j
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% i3 q; ~+ {9 j: k$ \Boy: I have take aways.
6 |. `7 D+ e& Y6 @- a1 n5 C. FOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.6 L0 \: y, U* ~0 X
Boy: Yeah.
& X9 |4 w9 O( j, I# eOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; D" K; s( ~2 |* N/ `* MBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ ^, w7 @' X2 Q& e2 W+ A' l% ~Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.7 n  h) ~$ K- Z( x* M) Y( f  S
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?3 S! K. Z; g! b' D! Z- m
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?1 ?! m* [8 z4 }& {8 R! _% x
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
7 ~0 \( Z0 V. o3 o* UOperator: No. How old are you?
3 t+ l! r$ t" J6 d& uBoy: I’m only 4.0 P2 u9 F1 U6 n0 ]
Operator: 4!' g0 a* ?  Z6 {1 t
Boy: Yeah.% @0 A- Z% ~2 }* z2 K% \
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
& j" y& t/ R0 _, x' ABoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% @) b2 l6 D" i6 c8 q7 iOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?, f) ^% i. X" \  f. _
Boy: 5.' T0 }' P2 G+ R/ V* O( w
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ P* o: I' s& ]' N8 \* qBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
2 X+ Q6 d2 g. _! ]Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 b* f5 {0 b7 Q1 S5 COperator: It’s the mother…. f" t  c6 v7 l/ |0 i9 _8 |6 K: D
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 y9 X6 q% g% g! rWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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