4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
1 ^1 u5 z( N+ z4 u& p2 OBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
+ N2 L- ?! U7 v6 _2 _1 ^Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 B7 z& ?4 c5 L5 @  r- ^Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: }0 k, T/ ~$ z( ~( _" KBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 \, A9 h* X0 pOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
- n" g! @, W' u, O7 b' vOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 k4 l; c6 t5 y. r5 j* mBoy: Yeah.
; @' J  v* u3 ^4 WOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 w$ S- ]" c6 F; VBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ K" a/ x6 M4 q+ a  b0 sOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
: g6 M" ?) u- k# o' ]Operator: No. How old are you?
5 x3 K$ ^' h/ E" n- N6 Y4 w1 r% R& OBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
3 k2 _/ V6 t. j& Q8 x. b! [' w! bOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
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Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
3 H5 r& I2 I2 k3 F- oBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈