4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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! M4 m% l$ H7 G9 sOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
6 @/ z% P+ H7 V+ P6 i, z- H* G7 ^8 qOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# y9 M6 K3 b2 X8 i1 F% F3 xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
% U2 ?# h. R+ _. b. a; iBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 O* b1 U1 N0 V) W# k9 e* U2 V0 qBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
1 i" `0 c" {$ l1 Y* x' ZOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
8 e; t$ s* L$ y* CBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 `, T; I5 U7 M1 _/ `Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 q: g5 i1 R8 A  [7 Q+ d0 DBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
  q9 u3 Y+ }% e. GOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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/ W4 g0 `: x# j7 M+ e0 h' VBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  J- G2 @: n. q0 h8 r- p' p. WOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' R$ V1 C* `% j+ |3 o' w5 }8 lBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 H6 [0 Q8 ~. ~' C% u6 zOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈