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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.; Q( U) D3 P! d3 r
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
" O/ [- u, `! AOperator: What’s the matter?
' V, \9 \  ]% J9 z5 t' O2 @" VBoy: With my math.0 w2 i% r8 T* n- n( B/ I
Operator: With your mouth?
+ H% n8 |" S. f; lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" P! @1 F/ ]" z0 a% qOperator: Sure. Where do you live?: X( t% C. x) n2 s7 z
Boy: No with my math.. F) I9 L1 Q. N4 ^" \
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?; h- U5 E# O! Y' k! [3 `6 G; u% \
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 H/ V0 t8 \) C& o: S1 ?+ |+ QOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.: B) v+ G+ C, t4 [' T3 |
Boy: Okay., V2 F0 g- v& _
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?6 [4 D6 a8 o9 c( P- H+ P
Boy: I have take aways.+ {* O5 a; K" k7 o
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.: G1 u: g5 G' ~8 r7 e- C! O4 D
Boy: Yeah.  Z8 L: h6 ]) y% V2 _+ s4 [7 x
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?$ ^) ~- P* O) n) M0 Y( S7 J/ C
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) e3 B! h, K/ T4 o2 wOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% U1 ?, Q5 y8 Z& ~: V* ?4 ]8 XBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: \) |; v1 w' u9 |" \& GOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?6 B$ y3 O1 {# |" U
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
& a6 E( k5 k0 \: x6 S/ p* j/ o, VOperator: No. How old are you?4 a/ U# ]$ P: E5 g3 M; I9 p3 m; Q
Boy: I’m only 4.6 f  q  F9 Z- N& `8 o; P9 X! O0 r3 {
Operator: 4!4 P% t8 c; i8 n; t$ B
Boy: Yeah.
! O9 I1 @& a2 P3 ?5 A5 _Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)% W6 {3 y! d' I* F% [
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.  _2 I1 b1 k" @# ^9 W
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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8 u3 j/ d- H4 `2 C" QWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!4 \& W; Z. ~2 n) V* }2 n
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ d' k& W& `; O& I" bWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?2 p  i6 |& y  @
Operator: It’s the mother…" e, V. A; F) m* f6 x6 ]; K
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.9 ?1 q6 z5 W% n! F
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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