4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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- A" T# b. \3 _$ S5 nOperator: 911 emergencies.
* v3 e0 ]1 J8 v, s4 _9 A% yBoy: Yeah I need some help.
( L9 P6 G' b% ^1 V; K2 O& aOperator: What’s the matter?
! u' q2 e+ i5 _& x, B3 a7 {Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
/ H8 g7 z, m1 _  b% h% B; yBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 m5 V: [" E+ ^. C+ xBoy: No with my math.
7 z5 o1 Q" P- s& n+ T, R5 z9 l! sOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
* F8 Y# X$ w! R# u* w2 h6 kBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
- t- ^9 {; O5 ?2 m& @9 ^Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% m0 O$ P6 @  R1 r9 s8 X6 pBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 Q8 ?6 ?) t9 O: W2 X% Z( e( o) zBoy: Yeah.
7 O1 Z6 R) ^9 M" W9 JOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 r5 t; V6 R& A, [Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: Z7 c1 s3 S: {! `& i9 SOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
& n* X- o7 \1 ]% H/ F& L6 \Operator: No. How old are you?
& y* U  J  \6 I7 I$ m& h) W6 ?# _Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
3 w; `& M' |+ O. m; v+ E/ u' wBoy: Yeah.
% D: h, W/ N9 C5 {" p6 ROperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
% T- [0 e( \+ t5 @  gBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* K; d: Q% R+ J0 p+ VBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
; q7 t* o% t, L  V+ p. h, i; b3 wBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 U  C) B4 z4 M' J+ b! UOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈