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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ j% K& q  P/ q5 p* B$ @0 H& @Boy: Yeah I need some help.0 R7 ?- ?9 s' _+ Q" x9 r
Operator: What’s the matter?
; o! l  {* C% a1 d/ p  uBoy: With my math.! y9 L6 t% B& p/ J5 C' I1 H
Operator: With your mouth?
% G. P+ N. ^" `- r0 W: p! a/ _) iBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 z5 s* i  G5 Z  y1 F/ j4 i. m  cOperator: Sure. Where do you live?% u4 t2 T7 I- Q) o
Boy: No with my math.
( u9 l3 o. i5 ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?# d1 B9 J3 H2 T
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.2 z1 E& w. b% T: x# k* d
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.% z4 k( R+ _2 c* R: k2 }
Boy: Okay.5 i; L4 C( p' i( n+ U& U
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?- h) B0 u; o* \, Z- P0 ?3 ]0 t
Boy: I have take aways.
% M- R; H) e( _) c8 SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.) q$ G, y. k" l6 ?9 y( y
Boy: Yeah.4 u! `, I8 }' I' F* _6 T( W
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?; t7 O% k/ e6 `
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 T2 D0 s& F" y0 xOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
  u- v. B- G: p1 `' {Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 m6 c0 F0 y& s- i1 a% e! iOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?$ h0 `% B0 v; g

- H+ f: I( O2 T7 N" @Boy: I don’t know, 1.  ^- X' q) H3 C/ l3 v. \1 K
Operator: No. How old are you?, z; f" E; `; v5 l( \- u9 [
Boy: I’m only 4.
+ l. l. K. l: ?" G+ o8 x2 n- U6 SOperator: 4!
7 z  J$ y7 }2 ~. B, ?- Z6 G9 GBoy: Yeah.) M6 x5 V; E4 Z  G! b
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)1 U+ w' _4 \5 i4 Y% Q
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.; k. Z1 v) O- t9 L# X# h2 {. |
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?4 y9 U$ C1 x" W0 B
Boy: 5.7 j3 o4 y  Y( A' e
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% e5 V' }6 e" }Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( }' L8 C) y( R  t  zWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ y- L* P% @+ s* wOperator: It’s the mother…
* ^; L# t0 q8 @1 w& S; [5 MBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.' @- \( ^4 n2 j( t% F, B
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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