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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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. E% `# t/ W4 bOperator: 911 emergencies.. Z$ n# S, t  K* |* i, J$ V
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% n( \; R- |" P( B: t, [Operator: What’s the matter?/ W/ M& K& }! T! w6 e7 Z
Boy: With my math.
9 s/ C( s* y7 Y) H5 c( ]  p" KOperator: With your mouth?0 Z5 Q( `( T: c  N7 k
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* O$ [* z% J9 s7 O  S+ MOperator: Sure. Where do you live?; S6 _/ U. I5 n" F5 a
Boy: No with my math.
9 i; N  h+ f6 b0 N, [2 v  AOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 W$ L( h# r' N. b. a. X9 QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% j( |  m5 u7 Q9 I8 [: U# {# NOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) ?  K2 X% d8 V6 _3 W/ ^Boy: Okay.( R1 ~6 r. a3 G; i0 t
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 @( q) i+ {+ j$ HBoy: I have take aways.) z) b5 g+ P! n' e2 c# O
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.. L. S# O# G( U+ g  b
Boy: Yeah.8 y7 e/ a( ?/ C
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 X) |* _) b8 @# a0 tBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.7 O  q: }* {, G- V$ g
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 I  O% c4 W+ d; N! _1 g( }# IBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& r5 D1 v3 O! yOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?6 O7 d2 ]2 A9 p& x

! [# n( [' i/ m3 o' RBoy: I don’t know, 1.* K. r4 m& @0 ^- x: V4 `( X
Operator: No. How old are you?
& O' ~; X, \4 ~  B: ]Boy: I’m only 4." S- h% T$ }! s6 [5 F  a
Operator: 4!6 x) S+ ^- j' u3 O& M6 v# Y
Boy: Yeah.( P! m) y$ j! p1 Q+ Y( v
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
( [0 G6 E; P' |/ p3 Y4 O$ kBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.: v! t' D& q7 ?5 P. X& p2 K6 r
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 W4 M# ^' a/ m$ qBoy: 5.# n) t$ b; P4 x$ b- o: d% a4 w
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!+ l6 S9 a: A% X  ^
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.0 Z+ T. d+ P  @' H& L" c
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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0 I1 m: a; M% A2 nBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ @/ Y* o7 |- h8 zWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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