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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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- V) @1 c+ H  @5 m  ?Operator: 911 emergencies.
& A5 c6 @& f8 sBoy: Yeah I need some help.9 I4 R; z" L5 m( f. d& Y% A/ ?
Operator: What’s the matter?# r( j5 s' y0 M) S* A
Boy: With my math.
0 T, ?% t; k6 I& w. ^  Q' QOperator: With your mouth?! F. t  C8 u& _) X/ ^6 e8 g& e
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?$ h0 U0 {* P  Y! J) x" a
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
" @- _7 S3 V" q$ e3 e  L  w( f% [Boy: No with my math.
' ~. g3 p$ c+ v0 QOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 }, m6 K. F+ v1 ^- `$ yBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.& I1 n- ?, D* d4 @1 [0 l- r
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.( g9 a) D  L7 R, f8 D
Boy: Okay.
" `8 R3 e1 X% n, oOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! r1 U' S# i! FBoy: I have take aways./ ]  F, D9 e6 n% E" Q9 p
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
$ B  d+ q1 v% P$ H' _3 i$ MBoy: Yeah.9 N0 T5 o; K8 @0 ?1 }4 Q) {
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?  V- o3 R1 Z' E( R
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.0 H/ Q8 Z9 l# f& `, {. D
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# `" P+ K! u! J& i, EBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?6 W- r! M# y( ~1 |8 c5 l+ N; A3 I
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.! y. g2 w, a7 A5 m) w' B
Operator: No. How old are you?
4 i( p7 D+ ]9 g8 f1 D$ VBoy: I’m only 4.  ]1 g1 ]  s- Q) b2 u
Operator: 4!
) _( E' g1 k# p' \Boy: Yeah.
- O6 w/ G9 E7 m) E( P, XOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
) v% \! M+ i% D/ @' mBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 e, F. @) a' I. ^( s, SOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?' D6 W7 u, D/ Z: T! W! `: D+ r
Boy: 5.7 u  G4 A; \; c( U9 |) z
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!/ Q3 q0 k' h  o5 }  s5 ^% m
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# R0 P! k, |" PWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?) p% V5 A9 E6 E8 k4 c4 ?) A
Operator: It’s the mother…
* ~4 k8 `4 y% \% j- K, m) U" a9 sBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 l+ n1 U1 l$ `) G9 h) W, q/ cWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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