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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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8 {9 Y/ C+ s* Q! C: OOperator: 911 emergencies.% q- H6 ~6 x6 U6 M: c
Boy: Yeah I need some help.9 p1 D+ c  X( }
Operator: What’s the matter?
, y# D2 \- q- E5 pBoy: With my math.) ?0 e9 h$ s% T/ I( d. Q
Operator: With your mouth?2 d# j& U3 m( o% J# d
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( L5 c( o: `# g$ o. ?$ X, h% dOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ q5 C7 F+ a0 {# k9 \& w$ |# @Boy: No with my math.
$ j; @2 y* s% D; V! XOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?- P6 a6 `) B; _3 ?9 P( N. W
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 x9 S5 y+ W: Q$ HOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# k# V$ L/ q. \6 M( X  y! RBoy: Okay.
* R1 B3 Y- i; Z; E9 |+ v5 ~Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  `! u! u! u: ^5 m  ~# SBoy: I have take aways.
1 j3 ^* b0 f. Y$ |Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.$ \9 m! Q1 r3 N9 _
Boy: Yeah.
1 g! J. X/ k- G2 H* i3 Y- y. ]% S% gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?" ?3 f" w7 X* {8 ^% h8 O
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.  m% w( D7 H6 Q5 C$ a1 J/ {
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% k1 Z' q7 y) ~: O5 TBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?  V' ^. T6 d* @, s3 K$ a
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?9 I& C2 ^6 Y9 n* e8 ]1 _

6 w" b3 R( z  c; XBoy: I don’t know, 1.
5 x1 _! D3 J% D! l! l/ pOperator: No. How old are you?
. X! o  H. K8 W5 U  NBoy: I’m only 4.
! ~% F. G) _4 W$ fOperator: 4!/ h  j" r6 D* f6 u4 W# Y
Boy: Yeah.
- k' I$ q8 N7 f$ M1 x/ XOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)- D# E6 i3 l! K
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
4 K' _; ?5 _0 O. V6 y1 k7 w; oOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
" c3 j' T' E3 X& oBoy: 5.. r4 r. L: `4 W  o) R
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 I) e+ w8 O+ n4 Q( ^Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.5 K1 a, N4 ]! {1 G, v! e
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 W) c+ O$ i: J+ H! B/ m* ^2 iOperator: It’s the mother…
' T/ D$ V3 y* w& `' M( [Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.: c* G7 c: _1 [! f4 ^
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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