4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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- H6 I  p5 b5 l& |( E3 F0 @$ Y( _Operator: 911 emergencies.
7 i1 J& t! x4 B0 i# {) PBoy: Yeah I need some help.
4 A5 Y/ C- p7 d4 c3 KOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
/ L; d% }, x: X" r9 U! p3 ?) Z2 cOperator: With your mouth?
- c  h! S: s0 ~Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ v9 q( G$ ~9 A4 A9 r: L" \/ f& QOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* H" [0 g% m2 j- x( y4 d# |  RBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( Q3 g6 W. E& ~7 o0 nBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% X- H$ h$ U1 E! [1 bBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 q3 s% O/ ?' o0 p6 j7 N' rBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: C3 @. s. W/ SBoy: Yeah.
4 X  \4 w/ S5 N3 N  d0 @. {  ?Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- Y: N9 y  h$ v! iOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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+ K0 d; D6 b  }+ w, U& `Boy: I don’t know, 1.
% L3 y1 }7 m9 ~3 U! TOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
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4 t" O# ?: e5 ^+ nOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
, ]  `& Z* k- vBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
0 X' z) Q1 E! b! aOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
& q& K- R5 P8 V7 aWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 u2 W  q9 Z* aBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ o( p7 ^+ W6 c$ w( }3 O6 o* wWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
9 {0 q5 y: g( i7 i  j6 OBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈