4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
: D# e1 Q! D- `( N" h# c$ \Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
7 n3 D9 s4 D* o8 @Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
% m' y7 i" t9 J; POperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
3 h! N1 C3 e! E' j6 \) f8 w# nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
8 I! a" J1 C! ?' g: \Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( l" Q: N  ^' ?& zBoy: I have take aways.
3 t% U; k+ F, e0 NOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 ~1 H. X( i- u9 I4 ?: r4 sBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

* r7 n3 Q* j8 V9 j& SBoy: I don’t know, 1.
$ W0 p4 A- b6 MOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
; ]4 w! ^7 U4 K" vOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
. |" b5 J" r& `& A6 I! h2 T5 ]Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: m* m  e1 H, nOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 l* Q  j) Z  p+ |& uBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
- u. q7 c* N3 u) gBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
5 }: V$ X/ \& G7 r) e/ jOperator: It’s the mother…
; Z% N8 V: l! sBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
) J3 ^, P$ w4 S/ W  w8 f& A: ]Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈