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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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1 y& o8 q7 f$ L/ e% C& U5 X/ f9 COperator: 911 emergencies." Q/ X7 G9 K/ U
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
+ R  z, q# L" L) m- S5 zOperator: What’s the matter?
" ~! C6 [; x8 `Boy: With my math.4 C1 X; C: h, t
Operator: With your mouth?8 M9 N# J- c8 |! {8 x' r6 H$ F
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?  ~; N( I: w- t2 G2 W* j% S
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?6 E( r# Y% y, A; a( Q# L
Boy: No with my math.' X0 M5 |% c& y4 e
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) P' k! Z0 m# ?( J0 G( EBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone./ W3 k" _$ k( S$ }7 C2 Y8 Z
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.6 b# _  S" ^( l$ \$ r# x6 ]* D( W
Boy: Okay.) ?9 L0 I6 ]( \, L0 t% t( q
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?7 f) n; h! n6 `' J4 T' A# G0 c) \
Boy: I have take aways.
: [$ T; {3 S1 C4 B) n1 A/ LOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 Y  T- k) ~' ~) ^& U/ TBoy: Yeah.
+ p& H$ \3 J+ i' \$ C& A9 a- p8 \Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?2 L9 w; N; h$ s9 h. j+ n, k
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* X! z7 {) J, ]' X. `Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
0 @9 v1 Z! {$ r9 d' ]- d' IBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?+ u: C$ i& x5 `: l
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?5 ^6 T; m, {0 Q5 X" n& U' ~
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
! l/ I* C  D: _/ m6 Y1 P' W" BOperator: No. How old are you?
$ u' i" [* a2 Z# Z' t% o, a4 Z. C7 dBoy: I’m only 4.
0 i! D- ]6 f0 @4 I  u! iOperator: 4!
1 s9 p+ b% h: ?4 C- BBoy: Yeah.& y1 a! y- X9 L+ C
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
& N4 j& g9 D2 Z* S& ?+ uBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5." b% |+ }& ]9 [6 S: F; u
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?; G# s* }. y) B7 Q1 v$ L2 s3 m
Boy: 5.$ X0 _$ ^! A6 Q' ]+ S3 d. A" x
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( \0 z; Z5 ]; t. ^0 S5 A; p, W" SBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
; x+ h" A# {* M2 u' h/ w' y& CWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 v1 [& o, N9 Q+ S7 ROperator: It’s the mother…
" K  C4 J. ?7 ^+ I+ z. W3 QBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ W5 s9 I4 ~6 x' B' vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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