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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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9 V, W) E, o5 w! b! {+ H$ G9 K! `$ p& tOperator: 911 emergencies.% u4 m4 \9 `$ X1 l/ _- [
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
( s5 n( [. |  t3 l" @% v8 ROperator: What’s the matter?: g) r8 Z: |( w9 p2 K1 m' L
Boy: With my math.8 S& `) ~! n3 B' ~' ~
Operator: With your mouth?
$ h9 f7 r6 f% M1 T; i. ]Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?! U% ]$ Q) j1 @9 d7 n
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?, B9 Z6 @! |8 Q( p# }% |# P
Boy: No with my math.6 B$ E0 w' p& h' Y! [
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 r- E7 P, S* N1 K1 ]1 |2 GBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% ]6 [& J! a0 q3 y# M; R, Y
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
, n9 f; ^# D; M  U7 b4 b4 i: MBoy: Okay.% ^1 ^* g+ T, F; q7 v: s6 \
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?; w8 l3 {/ o1 D) V" H/ F' b' K
Boy: I have take aways.& D. `6 a5 d. Y: e
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 R# D9 r1 A2 _" C  jBoy: Yeah.
  I0 `: U! R7 [$ h+ D  s8 EOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" u4 I% }5 Q8 l% M2 ^3 B8 {4 k& fBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
. Y& j  r: n" ?3 y. ^& YOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.) {: j4 i, {1 L8 l9 M8 }- ^
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, {+ J# }( Z+ L9 A" vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?/ G/ k; }  n) |' i

  r+ j& L0 V/ m& U8 U3 oBoy: I don’t know, 1.# s1 [; r/ A/ x8 G% U
Operator: No. How old are you?% x7 z. g5 L! R
Boy: I’m only 4.
7 _+ Y/ A, O% V7 p( i. lOperator: 4!) ^. W1 O6 C, ~5 h2 W5 h) n" H
Boy: Yeah.( ]* a/ h1 S4 e6 M" e8 ?8 s
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
$ g' H! e4 w" ?" f$ zBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.) g$ v" I: ?0 h% {, z9 ]
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?! r  ^6 B0 a4 g( L" L$ Y! |. u
Boy: 5.5 ~) h- T; k) j% i2 {! t+ l
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!+ a+ B! r+ R. u
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math./ W! u! H3 y+ w# |7 Y
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?( I) j, ~+ I% V
Operator: It’s the mother…
2 P3 [4 D9 W+ b" ^+ n. z* dBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.8 g/ O% t% m0 j9 f* I. T
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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