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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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. f- s8 F" }+ n$ C# T# N1 o. HOperator: 911 emergencies.
! @2 \& d3 S5 N0 i5 J& tBoy: Yeah I need some help.
7 k( |$ z; e8 M& k; N# b$ }Operator: What’s the matter?; ~# u* f# o9 ?7 B" o, F6 d* @+ y
Boy: With my math.
7 T9 n  P0 ~/ s  _, S' {. G( ^Operator: With your mouth?
1 {) Z) f$ q* G! P3 m" EBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' Z2 t; n/ H& OOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
# k4 U* d$ |) EBoy: No with my math.
* S# `) d4 B, j/ O! ]# nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?' S2 r" j6 V4 s. f* D
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 A! ?3 N, N1 Y, d# x4 pOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.2 p4 A6 h  Z; U( H# z( _
Boy: Okay.
( z; \# P& s3 Q* `1 Y0 ?, x) ~# v) lOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?' h& V( l: m1 \' r) a2 {" G8 L
Boy: I have take aways.+ Y1 a! U- `' C
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.. S9 t9 Q$ B. f- _7 r0 {4 V2 B  t
Boy: Yeah.
, f7 h  o% [  X1 ~/ h6 FOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ l1 C, s6 f7 hBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; W' ~, j. ]( R3 ]Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- F8 V' Y5 l8 y' r$ U$ F  @Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?1 S4 ^0 Y. \+ u) z5 C; l
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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# S+ A, F7 z5 F6 q; q' hBoy: I don’t know, 1.
3 w6 y: C1 j, s) L3 jOperator: No. How old are you?
; W; k! E4 s6 S. |Boy: I’m only 4.# Q5 v3 f* k, f% t( J  l. x
Operator: 4!
) i/ j8 H# o1 W  C3 n# J; {& _Boy: Yeah.% T* K+ ]1 @% |. ]$ M/ n0 Y
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)+ q' P7 i9 }8 {! y" w, r, T+ y( ^
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.3 X* B" t" ^8 {8 A' {
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
& o% {1 i5 ?5 h7 gBoy: 5.' w' N$ ~1 R$ h  M; _0 j4 R
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
# D( T2 X& @; T) f" B0 d! LBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: N" `5 l* h. C/ w7 h' h6 r* ?2 aWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
5 G9 g# P# {; y* v& cOperator: It’s the mother…
# I: r3 v5 i  }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.1 n1 g+ }* r+ K: F
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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