4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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0 f* T4 k- o9 l. FOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 B( R1 @# u1 FOperator: What’s the matter?
$ m, n$ l( X4 P# q5 F8 o1 KBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# z7 w' S& b1 d+ Q' j5 VOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
7 J+ {& h- E+ Q+ i! v( DOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 g5 s/ S( c* y+ V- m& i3 dOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
- G% d" C$ I* h$ z0 oOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# ]: D+ k8 H0 ~% H8 gBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
1 ], g8 }0 ~/ G7 hBoy: I’m only 4.
7 Y$ S  E$ l. Z5 T* I" VOperator: 4!
/ U; c( l) ^, b7 i! z9 }1 nBoy: Yeah.
( e0 S8 A; o4 I! JOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈