4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% P/ H% @  i5 y7 H8 o) xBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
2 t) y/ x! X' r' Z" x6 bBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- y6 {  h1 h4 T4 [& L) t8 t% qOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% c7 C0 @% Y6 w4 V6 t/ }Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
( a: J8 O# i+ Y8 E/ IOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
; t) r3 p: z- [" kBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  q) X0 M: x, n8 S/ o: r% }; tBoy: Yeah.
. J2 K' r! I* b1 O9 }Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 s" U$ q) Q" I6 G' qBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
) k- @! W% k, c" R+ d- NOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
) u/ t7 M: n  ?- F9 F4 HOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
. z4 A3 ?$ H. F( _. X1 ?9 I; }Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
& w1 B2 o4 S: P) A5 H( p: FBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" I3 g' c5 Z. y. V. m2 @* U" JBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 F; v0 C8 M8 u& l8 F2 Y: T! gWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 ~1 C$ H1 ~* ?& w6 dOperator: It’s the mother…
( i# ?2 Q  F: U' W, ABoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( E, s) ]9 v  ]Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈