4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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) A6 A5 S. ]8 o; W" UOperator: 911 emergencies.
3 {% s0 E% L) ]. ]Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ T, `1 v) y2 A4 |1 p. fBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 U6 |3 K/ F2 _0 L) Z# e9 o# UOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 L( o: Q2 r1 n+ I8 e( ?0 hBoy: Okay.
+ d0 t. F( ?) I5 u0 X% P# p: p7 I) r& aOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
; ?% l3 {2 _; {2 O0 v. RBoy: I have take aways.
3 _) t- c; m4 T8 ]% C, VOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
6 O; F! q* A# eOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
+ v: p/ N: e0 Q  M" M6 o$ j, }Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

  t5 V# w" g# G* QBoy: I don’t know, 1.
0 W! k2 V# y: b4 P8 a8 o$ GOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
; m1 Z! m. o, Y* `Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 b1 ^/ B9 b8 S3 VOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( U( c% V( D& ?  Z* [  i/ iBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 l8 h9 V& B2 P/ a3 iOperator: It’s the mother…
/ \6 }. ~- z+ d; `( _  ~Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈