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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录
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  ^" m& K' K# [7 D4 L' [Operator: 911 emergencies./ X2 q- _( k& \! L2 m* O: _
Boy: Yeah I need some help.# j  a( [: P7 \% A( z* h
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 _2 ]( `* q7 C! kBoy: With my math.% x: n1 c8 s8 O. w6 v
Operator: With your mouth?" k3 l+ p7 X' A3 d
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  N2 d( s; f( |( r1 ROperator: Sure. Where do you live?, ~: q: T4 v4 {( N/ T
Boy: No with my math.
; C- s# ^; T! Y( j. \. ^( A; nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?( u/ H/ j' o; _
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ q! L- T9 {% G* ?$ A! ~  cOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.3 G& F; q/ n' Q) n6 l
Boy: Okay.
% t) H3 d6 z2 ]$ H0 N( EOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  F( @! h; _; JBoy: I have take aways.) d' z, e6 ?* s8 Y9 R
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways./ p. t2 s. q* W& e
Boy: Yeah.* ]+ K0 f/ a7 T8 ]. h* a
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ l8 S) u+ [0 o0 ]( P% y+ SBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
: Y, E7 B4 ^% e  ?Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.$ Z3 n) e6 G% H5 q6 ~, O! A4 r
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?- j3 g% C+ C2 z2 h
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?) u5 ?! K8 n4 j! Y& J1 h& I5 n* K

4 N7 q! F, _, u. Q* j6 ~Boy: I don’t know, 1.% ]  S- W3 {. O* `
Operator: No. How old are you?! a: g* ^9 Y6 u9 q0 g1 c4 O
Boy: I’m only 4.1 x) ~& O$ q/ U7 A3 |0 |; q
Operator: 4!
' r3 Q1 \% W! g* I9 C; |Boy: Yeah.( ]- a% A: p$ x$ @( o: o8 o- c
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
6 V! y# o3 x( c; `# U: t0 wBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
0 ^2 Z- m7 q3 ?  Y, F" [3 BOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?6 f9 s% R- b2 S4 N- f" P( O* J# ^
Boy: 5.( M0 p& r1 Y5 D: q$ n) ]8 `
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!3 U7 V3 o5 g! M, q+ O
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.) Z! d8 Q8 T* E
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
: ^% c. V/ O; k0 g5 FOperator: It’s the mother…3 T3 X& ^/ O  }/ d; S
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.( S1 u+ T/ A( m# q+ N( `" r
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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