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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies./ m5 J+ D/ k$ i9 S
Boy: Yeah I need some help.) W+ ?5 m+ j! \- r! l
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 V3 n( N8 [# L7 RBoy: With my math.  U! C6 q6 g) F. g8 I- D
Operator: With your mouth?
/ Y- K( d6 H9 t) F' VBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* P9 B7 r5 @$ M# LOperator: Sure. Where do you live?5 }2 D7 U) ^0 b% r6 I
Boy: No with my math.
1 o5 q) c/ T) N) P- uOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
; b4 \4 ?/ ?' Z6 v/ {Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.! L) `$ B: d8 Z7 A) G; W2 Y
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.+ s, L( X% N6 Q) a' W0 s
Boy: Okay.  H5 u0 _9 O4 K8 `
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
+ Y4 V5 H  G( \% _4 B# E: EBoy: I have take aways.5 s8 b- D+ T% Y2 [
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 ]7 M& |" v# A6 pBoy: Yeah.- f3 `/ v& m1 q; R! K" s- p
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?$ O* U( l+ m, _7 I$ L# Q+ V* J
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* A+ D: G) e+ b. E9 C9 e9 gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# U* l0 t# T& ^, E( l. KBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: \9 I+ z/ C) u6 D/ v/ l4 W" IOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?: ~3 F9 n% ^) e' w

/ U( j+ Z6 r: X$ g$ iBoy: I don’t know, 1.  Z3 r. `) X. j( S: e6 h8 m  A
Operator: No. How old are you?6 p* ?$ n: K) \; }: b0 @0 U" `
Boy: I’m only 4.. j  i$ N' _% h% v+ L5 W" z% j
Operator: 4!
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Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)% `4 q* {( g) C) B* k" E
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.) E& Z- w6 K% D) H6 q4 P3 s
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 T  ?( _) b9 _, |$ J2 [+ vBoy: 5.
% W" z6 [  z8 T: s8 fWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, n* K- j; a! iBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.( H; G: {6 k3 ]- p- K9 j8 a3 ~2 E" {
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  X. u' p! \/ z; w7 U6 EOperator: It’s the mother…
* S4 U! k0 F2 _! iBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody./ y" g* _' J+ W, u' j* W& M1 a
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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