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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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! M4 m% l$ H7 G9 sOperator: 911 emergencies.' P" L# B: S4 u0 ~
Boy: Yeah I need some help.( ^1 p( r5 n- }& h2 M
Operator: What’s the matter?/ I5 \/ _* J9 |4 b( D* a" ~6 K
Boy: With my math.
6 @/ z% P+ H7 V+ P6 i, z- H* G7 ^8 qOperator: With your mouth?. O8 q7 o5 J+ Y# F6 o, I9 H: U
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# y9 M6 K3 b2 X8 i1 F% F3 xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
% U2 ?# h. R+ _. b. a; iBoy: No with my math.1 `7 M+ m, {. J; C1 S, @
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?# Y1 u$ D0 C3 E) A
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone./ ^( [) h5 d5 m) ]. ~- G
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 O* b1 U1 N0 V) W# k9 e* U2 V0 qBoy: Okay.3 P; t) Y& Z0 \6 \
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?0 W1 X5 ]' w" ]
Boy: I have take aways.! a6 n- D: O8 G
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.: D; k7 J) k6 ?* e, a; t
Boy: Yeah.
1 i" `0 c" {$ l1 Y* x' ZOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
8 e; t$ s* L$ y* CBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 `, T; I5 U7 M1 _/ `Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 q: g5 i1 R8 A  [7 Q+ d0 DBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
  q9 u3 Y+ }% e. GOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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/ W4 g0 `: x# j7 M+ e0 h' VBoy: I don’t know, 1.$ |( Q' b3 c# t: E, N' W1 W2 j& o
Operator: No. How old are you?- a2 F  G1 r/ s. l
Boy: I’m only 4.7 s( U1 X- W7 @' K" O. U& `
Operator: 4!2 I/ ]0 J0 M1 y
Boy: Yeah.; B2 C; u5 W. M6 N  r' D8 s
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 v/ q! i8 W/ Y/ F
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  J- G2 @: n. q0 h8 r- p' p. WOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?+ l* R/ y% d8 J) i- n& a2 s
Boy: 5.2 v* @0 b9 H+ O4 T
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
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Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.* M/ W) ^- g! O. B9 o
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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