4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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0 B" w( ^* R1 E, _# c5 ZOperator: 911 emergencies.
; s1 G, R* K5 j5 w1 e' t" ABoy: Yeah I need some help.
: k& O0 q- W2 Q8 K* O9 e4 Q# YOperator: What’s the matter?
& W7 ]% c  T' h4 ]* c5 o" U1 q5 FBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 G) P6 ]! r$ iOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
! e( a. c: U5 @  Y# Q$ AOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- P' y; y! C% t! j7 Z$ b/ P1 |Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ I3 E* L9 L- }4 F& N9 I! EBoy: I have take aways.
1 A$ x+ v, H7 a0 oOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% U+ `4 T& C: R- S$ Z( QOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
( U. o3 |$ `$ x6 q0 bBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
4 o, @2 z9 v/ j, ?6 N9 F  uOperator: No. How old are you?
+ T: F/ o. |( @Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
4 o0 K7 r0 c( L- |7 yOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
. B1 }$ k+ R3 \Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 b  F9 K+ I7 c2 ]) KBoy: 5.
  b7 ?6 u( |- w" o* t+ E  h: CWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* h; q7 t, w& U) C  ~' pWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- Q, N9 \( g8 p2 N5 @Operator: It’s the mother…
+ X/ F: q3 S; V4 n4 s4 ]Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈