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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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9 T, A7 W; S* K对话文字记录
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Operator: 911 emergencies., F- z4 x: V$ @9 u
Boy: Yeah I need some help.: U' J4 [7 k3 j3 e1 e
Operator: What’s the matter?
& ^: y$ I% N3 lBoy: With my math.
: d- A. A+ z( _- TOperator: With your mouth?
2 d- G5 B  \. J! z* `9 @7 ~Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; j- t( V2 }7 AOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
  ?4 o" a* t) o& O# D7 C; CBoy: No with my math.
3 ?  m; m, {- c/ [: yOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?* A% O- ?# ^* o. G# D6 z" s
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 T; ~; F$ l1 {( ^0 W* p0 W  iOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.7 Q. w2 \* G! Y$ [
Boy: Okay.6 O+ X" V7 A9 S" ^/ k9 |/ t
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 Q. {# n1 l: z1 LBoy: I have take aways.
' {9 r9 ]7 O: P! h$ O. b0 uOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.+ G" _  R) Q& y: Z
Boy: Yeah.
8 q/ ]% w- R* n8 Y" `Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?" ^6 v" ~" X0 P% `7 R$ ^: e
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ z- y3 F, m# d% E/ D( w) L! R' lOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
0 ]) w6 g  O8 g. p, XBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?9 ]7 X; H/ t! b/ P
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?# ?6 l9 G+ y1 a! o
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.- K/ w; [: A; L% ~3 Z/ \
Operator: No. How old are you?
' E! ?2 z4 Y! wBoy: I’m only 4.9 o& ^+ O8 I% A0 ]. g3 _, w
Operator: 4!
' M/ \/ S' [3 M& ~( G# y4 T* J% l9 D/ g* KBoy: Yeah.
; A7 G- n: w9 w) c  Q& {2 ~6 u; pOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)9 i1 s0 T9 N/ ]; A
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 o: T% P$ B( K: I6 _6 }  @+ e" {Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?# F; t$ J4 u5 b8 N1 }
Boy: 5.( ?3 Z! X. Y3 v; F0 d8 R+ j
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 u' a7 S  v/ `# S3 j6 GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.% H: l1 Y& k; e/ p0 _1 o
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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7 m% W+ q8 g0 \' y! vBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.) D& h7 I" [" G: s1 j# @
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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