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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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/ V* x2 S( P) j3 s对话文字记录3 f3 t2 p6 F' K% x" H
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Operator: 911 emergencies., u0 h; P3 x) N$ H# s, t! r3 F9 I
Boy: Yeah I need some help./ {- O% e: K4 V" M1 z" o
Operator: What’s the matter?' d; ^' b8 M, X4 h. P1 f
Boy: With my math.
1 `4 x5 I! L4 P4 K! N7 X. yOperator: With your mouth?- Y  @- J, z% w
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?' c9 o$ f; `9 i' }1 m, m% e6 P
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 v7 k/ w4 Z. \& R" b7 lBoy: No with my math.' q, U" x; [  i4 d5 k5 _
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?: i( U: o2 h) t; @* H7 p
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.$ L* d1 S9 J) y- N) `& c
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.1 w/ T9 a0 r8 {; J/ O, ^# ?
Boy: Okay.
2 t; x# a/ N  {$ IOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?5 e/ J( W, b6 B# s! t
Boy: I have take aways.: c, p- |7 o0 a# A8 P, G5 b) j
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.7 d/ t2 A- A; f3 G" d8 l) x
Boy: Yeah.% c, e/ o6 g2 [( J+ k7 l
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?5 z+ O2 X% t) w  y$ \
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.: t( M/ _' y9 [2 J
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
$ {" T# K' D7 X: T* d' T9 ?Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 E$ A% d( ?" U# d. j" AOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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" b- q$ ], B. ^' xBoy: I don’t know, 1./ P5 [( Z: O1 R- E
Operator: No. How old are you?1 O0 ?7 _8 ~& h* Q
Boy: I’m only 4." M% h6 V9 H6 n9 F6 V
Operator: 4!
. \3 w$ h9 `; [& Y3 k  d2 W5 xBoy: Yeah.
" K- M9 i4 c( c( cOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)* j( O$ o7 j! [+ y9 D) O
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
+ t- S2 c& K' {7 y# UOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?) Y) D6 O4 S: P# @  D
Boy: 5.+ T% H5 N3 W2 L0 z- k, J7 f! c4 c/ q" N
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 M2 D9 T. r$ v% G$ p/ ^/ h" U+ OBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
% P, c$ {. v; i& b" G0 g8 [4 b, Z. iWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ g' f- j  z: T% j5 _. HOperator: It’s the mother…, m. w2 H& C% e  @4 V
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% @, @: m0 Z; w' N! gWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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