4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
+ K2 ~: g+ Q# Y6 tBoy: Yeah I need some help.
- {' v: ]. a5 l1 u0 {Operator: What’s the matter?
5 e" C; r& `* T" l8 bBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 s$ h' F( W* W3 N8 i3 p" S* ]6 dOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 H. u9 F2 h! \6 ]' _Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. K/ q- C. g# g! LOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 i% E3 a% N3 O, v* i/ YBoy: Okay.
) E9 l+ D: G' q  b0 z7 N) s% ^Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
+ q) s/ W! @: u4 o' U+ X+ KOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% L3 |- A$ i( ZOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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, [; U4 L! p1 m, @! xBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
0 N8 W) M  y+ B( |  JBoy: I’m only 4.
- L3 b6 u- x9 ^* f& U8 aOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
7 X+ q  R% U: f0 KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% @" s( Z# u$ b  MOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
& {) l. O! \9 C: I2 x1 G; ]" p" RBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
# A6 v$ a# ^" w7 NBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
# B1 ^6 h% v) O3 j, RBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 j" l- f' u" f8 E% w; V% @Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈