4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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7 H( H- v/ i! y* YOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
3 N% S: }4 e7 b% q  ^; BOperator: What’s the matter?
. H; {/ N; I) [9 }5 QBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 k8 g' J" l0 M) n: y9 W8 nOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
! X  [9 R2 K4 ?) uBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
& U6 q/ q3 D1 \6 g, ~Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
! P$ d% t# h, ?8 Q0 r* qOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# A2 w. p6 Q. Q6 c" vBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
6 f; r; s& ^) |5 e  }4 t3 SOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
6 p; L0 o$ |- U4 [. c( yOperator: 4!
# x1 r* I! H0 c- z. D% VBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
  c! o, o7 A3 u7 U9 K$ h, K" VBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
2 Z4 C& q8 _/ B6 h: ]Boy: 5.
# Y  K& p/ [2 h/ P1 uWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! I  A& _* q8 `" u) X; H. ]0 r! OBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈