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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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+ F8 S) O, X9 e. C/ ROperator: 911 emergencies.% i& P9 j' g5 u! I5 a1 \
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- O- n; v; P8 N( K- m! |8 QOperator: What’s the matter?1 P0 X* s& r% D" B
Boy: With my math.
5 {! E0 g( U7 i$ X# f* w: Z1 OOperator: With your mouth?
5 U0 }9 T2 y% |% M  tBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 c% j2 e7 J- P1 X' w2 L5 e' mOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 |  K+ A8 R3 A0 f' L1 P6 u- ^Boy: No with my math.  ~5 A) M, e" J9 E5 u: R; K) B, j
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?: X* S2 e. O" k# \7 M2 g* Q
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.  \* v+ S, a% I* p
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.& q/ D* A, k3 z" x  r
Boy: Okay.7 K0 F: m# `+ |/ P3 v, G2 g& L3 t
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( X# ]6 W! Z( _1 Q4 wBoy: I have take aways.# h) h4 q5 E8 k! F
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.! R* j. i. G* ?' Z" v6 y  N6 j
Boy: Yeah.; S+ |* q) |+ ]/ e
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' `* M" {1 D2 E/ b0 ZBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- [" y8 @/ n% c- i8 i0 J4 q6 v+ n* mOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& _+ s* u  w7 i; h; @Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?% }) X6 h: w( G2 ?2 f3 W3 V; I
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.1 G- T3 p8 N- [" M  y2 H' Y
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 k, l3 v: _7 a) j% a) MBoy: I’m only 4.
2 H, C# {7 L. h* |" hOperator: 4!
7 |9 r. X) _. A, z/ dBoy: Yeah.9 ?8 T8 x/ c7 j" ?3 Z( R' k% g9 ?
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
4 i+ {/ u/ B6 l' o. I9 CBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.) ~: v) \) u: O
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
2 V5 p' f7 s& X: h9 vBoy: 5.
4 ?+ O5 v! B; D- Z: }2 O  ]Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 G% L3 H' L9 DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.; q  z* @) {: |+ Z% q
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?: I4 v: G, v! }
Operator: It’s the mother…
8 @, s  H$ W6 U% |' DBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! O' o: N& E2 j2 o" S& ~9 ^! JWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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