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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies." S/ U8 G. W4 a0 m) Q5 y: J" z3 d7 _
Boy: Yeah I need some help.0 s: H1 ]) ?6 f& E
Operator: What’s the matter?1 E' b* e* ^* i
Boy: With my math.( v; ^/ r/ _; L" B: _6 H8 m
Operator: With your mouth?  Q/ L+ ?6 x5 @, m, ]3 d* \7 n
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?0 ^: J* [! s$ Z3 d2 A, H
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ {3 ?5 ~! @# r* A$ n( z+ k7 O3 FBoy: No with my math.
7 |/ F: b$ n9 d. t6 C0 JOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 d2 e% a- i, u) D/ _Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.' ~1 y7 O$ ^) _; t+ t
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.  `1 U' k# e; P8 n1 N  Q8 t# w
Boy: Okay.
! b  b5 e- i) E, ZOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- B0 X- S0 \! ?& A' {% ?1 fBoy: I have take aways.: a! {: F& d4 I
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 {, Q4 }, \3 Y2 a8 S9 E0 rBoy: Yeah.) J. M. _+ h2 K
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?% y0 y& X# M8 C% b
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math./ Z( ~! p) {5 x7 V+ S
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 s/ i/ C5 D' v$ k  c$ WBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?8 D* H* v) w1 q+ y! F# `
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?! D4 `# u- I9 ]6 c9 E

8 K% K- O2 m5 Z' D) r0 DBoy: I don’t know, 1.
  A; Y5 R- [- S5 i, aOperator: No. How old are you?3 ^, T% t9 {* _! G) r: ^# ]9 T4 ?
Boy: I’m only 4.
9 I9 Y7 W6 a" v' a7 gOperator: 4!8 ?6 e! _  k# z3 w7 n0 v% M
Boy: Yeah.
( i" e1 y2 E4 R# h: _& o- }; P. {Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)2 x; K  q" W" z. u  V
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.  Y$ {3 Y. v0 s* L. S- I
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?/ ~5 G- o' v  i# y9 p' Q
Boy: 5.& ^% H9 p) x. z( U9 h$ _
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!* t4 M9 m( Q- E& l: H+ e+ ^
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.0 L( K* }* q% O  r1 W
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?' g( n1 K$ d5 @2 r
Operator: It’s the mother…
. R% M/ \' T+ RBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
7 u* I! g; v! p" @& K' CWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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