4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 F( Z  @. `+ H- C4 j) CBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! u0 G9 W2 m) E9 z9 z* R* kOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
5 M1 N. Y3 l4 T* C: w. M% hOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
0 P0 s, x. R, v# G( J& i3 WOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 H8 l7 a, D# s$ oBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 L' o" [7 i1 }& i2 U/ ?) ZBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- ]; T9 I2 A& b8 GBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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/ ~' c7 P& G' |3 hBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
; j9 f( g0 X2 F  r3 e+ kBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
" B( Z# q5 S( a+ tBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
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% o: D  H. f! V, n* q1 {* MOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
' V8 h# R9 P  C' W" lBoy: 5.
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  }: d2 b) A0 g/ l3 l; P  iBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& `9 N3 ~) |9 A2 |- z; fWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈