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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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5 R) k( {. s4 n1 v8 B7 \0 j; i对话文字记录  p( Y' F' b% O$ N
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Operator: 911 emergencies.' D7 X; J' o% z) S: {# F, U
Boy: Yeah I need some help.( V- r  ^6 j4 ]$ M  O, O  Y
Operator: What’s the matter?* B# ^+ z. C# v6 o7 x
Boy: With my math.2 y; J0 ~  C1 M, Z' f
Operator: With your mouth?
$ U/ b# I. o/ G9 R5 V; o( w' pBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  v6 t* n7 s' t# h# _* A( o! ]Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ H9 L; n$ X( |& C# B+ t6 v3 S8 ~4 U' sBoy: No with my math.
5 {4 {+ ~; H4 P  [Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?) J% u( u5 }( e, g- K
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* a( h6 o+ _( }- L: U' _0 z3 vOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.: ?' y3 o* L) X& {
Boy: Okay.. W5 l8 c9 [; b4 \
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% T4 s. g9 o. `. L+ D2 ^1 \4 sBoy: I have take aways." G# _' b, k' @5 Q" F( `! Q' F5 {
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.& V- L4 r5 H- p! i4 q2 k
Boy: Yeah.2 ~/ p7 S! j9 J0 Y( K! R
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?1 |& r& W0 K1 X% L2 Y* u. z/ S4 {
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ l% c8 k0 c# @+ n& E+ R: J  VOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 {* N9 H4 K+ CBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?! q( I1 q0 J" U# t1 ^
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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' A: d% B+ K: ]/ K% k/ uBoy: I don’t know, 1.
& t- |, g  A5 f  G9 eOperator: No. How old are you?4 h) d3 u) A$ p7 F. B
Boy: I’m only 4.0 i1 p0 _* q) M8 N4 Q# A
Operator: 4!8 d- W2 C6 y7 z! S2 Z
Boy: Yeah.- p& `. Q) v$ p9 `2 F* N6 [) m
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)9 a) S8 x( F9 G" o
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.) q! y" [% V; ^. C, y
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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: Q. R' g* U9 P/ N, W  B! w! sWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!+ J- Y8 ^+ ^$ W5 A# G% U0 ?4 N
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.+ T- s9 t( v5 i" v6 _! o7 x) F
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* e5 X# ^4 ]( ^+ q3 h  TOperator: It’s the mother…
7 M6 r3 o5 [4 Z4 o1 d( i: ]+ d* Q0 nBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 X) m( v/ A& l& o# c2 V8 l& EWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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