4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ S! N! K, r8 L0 k- j0 XBoy: Yeah I need some help.
* F4 m% M* c2 @; M( P/ P% K2 Z$ @Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
  v) e" v2 [( [' }$ A3 ~Operator: With your mouth?
2 m$ E1 e8 a' Q8 D* j  kBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: C8 b% Q* H' NOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
0 A1 e- b( s( M) aOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# i. h- V( N0 O- n& z) j- d7 }Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# ~) L9 @; U8 U$ O5 ?7 B; [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! z1 I3 r' V1 p$ XBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* o3 {. I9 S! p3 h% I, VBoy: I have take aways.
0 R$ V' M8 V2 b9 R3 p5 Z/ B$ vOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( G! M. n7 [. L) m% J* Z% \  U$ C7 zBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 G) W) N! p" ?& |) y( Q6 p4 HOperator: No. How old are you?
1 q2 F1 L# v- M7 A. q2 Y# oBoy: I’m only 4.
# c' o) r' u: UOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
6 q# q% Z6 \9 o; S$ tOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 H" c) w7 U/ Z6 d1 x) ?Boy: 5.
7 X- S  u5 C+ b: ?1 {* Z+ k$ }6 SWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 o) u- z' j  l! t  KBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
& Y. X' P0 T& E# V7 p- LBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; w6 U7 T* E; hWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈