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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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" \1 \5 @8 }7 {3 Z; E0 x3 g& ~对话文字记录
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Operator: 911 emergencies.& Q0 [8 @+ s8 Q
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
: Y! C! i& I" i4 T4 D: D! rOperator: What’s the matter?1 c9 f  G# z/ D4 o) u
Boy: With my math.
6 E5 v. o# R6 D# \- m8 O! eOperator: With your mouth?! }2 T/ G4 F6 k% w7 Q0 `
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- }6 g' f' E. L1 M6 a! zOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
  z- H7 b0 E% ^Boy: No with my math.
' U% a8 ^6 R! u6 O& C7 P4 Z; [/ Q7 e. J6 XOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
* P# m- B. d( x- I4 U- DBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.- j. G' z% y4 J
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you., Y0 J5 B6 m" U* Q! f
Boy: Okay.) D) l' i) F* R5 g1 d4 e1 S* J
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?) c9 \/ k+ P8 x5 f# S( `
Boy: I have take aways.
, b' b0 y8 v+ U. Z+ X1 I2 nOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways./ ^- }0 H" v! `1 K: X# O7 l- U
Boy: Yeah.
4 q* [9 h5 F. [& A) g4 O0 [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  h+ H& u/ H; GBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.. u+ ]9 `! }% [" G; F
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 k( S3 Y, L$ r; m9 l. A' VBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
; T" _5 [& g# O) t  EOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?8 n4 }) z( {, ]1 r
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Boy: I don’t know, 1., P( U" M) V3 k- S: J
Operator: No. How old are you?  X1 z4 j7 y  ~& z; c* t+ n+ v
Boy: I’m only 4.7 d; u3 G2 X4 e9 v! G) r1 q. T# H
Operator: 4!2 t# L% j3 `5 d2 y
Boy: Yeah.
; L5 P# Q2 P+ V3 ^Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
" w+ M$ S+ ^$ m( A- M" r- L1 UBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5." M4 r) J4 H  }6 Z$ p1 X2 }
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?0 v. l& }8 `/ E; N3 a* W# V/ L
Boy: 5.5 w) P- N4 A9 a/ }4 O) u$ M
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!/ {8 O5 l, m7 x7 n. e  d+ g
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
' ]- X) i2 q, r5 V4 ~5 m" X5 Q, |4 cWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?) c" q3 W  f( a" g( a7 [+ j# u
Operator: It’s the mother…" W. ?9 t! Q9 m2 Y# E
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, g( P+ B" I& E$ S) i7 |! x8 _$ eWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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