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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
1 U4 M' @% k9 w4 TBoy: Yeah I need some help.
9 P0 |+ W; M" R+ zOperator: What’s the matter?
. A* G7 q* K+ g. j$ ]& zBoy: With my math., {$ S) h2 G0 ?, G& K# X+ t8 W
Operator: With your mouth?
" f1 K9 V8 g1 d; K. E* {Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" L5 a4 Y, E- B& @Operator: Sure. Where do you live?8 ~- y+ u. H. \# D+ G9 c
Boy: No with my math.3 B8 B0 I4 ]6 I: A
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) I6 z2 F+ ^! r# N) BBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, n$ m3 c, G. h3 H" F5 Q( W- uOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
9 {+ m: d/ P# @Boy: Okay.
7 E$ s" }7 B& f4 c+ fOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 A3 P' r7 Z. H+ a4 yBoy: I have take aways.
. w) |6 r$ O3 s" YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.+ P% k$ J# i2 q4 t. R
Boy: Yeah.7 k' U( ~+ r. w2 O
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ p' W  O: n, |8 u$ W  h1 KBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math./ ^! s; s3 U+ m2 V8 W% E: H
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.. x: C& E& g0 C' t
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?/ f* k% T  h$ R" Z6 d4 x: l' Y8 l
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 ]" v. }# g0 AOperator: No. How old are you?3 U0 k2 X  K! S' o6 j1 ], ?
Boy: I’m only 4.
" M9 O  K6 F9 f! Y4 p/ POperator: 4!
# z7 D2 w4 z6 h5 o- S2 EBoy: Yeah.. ]8 n  U4 y5 P4 m( E! W, u
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)7 \. S: ^- j( p1 l" `' O' C
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.4 ]$ w! ~; p- L) O3 V
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
9 ]/ i1 ^/ Q$ T* K' w3 jBoy: 5.! f2 D# A. Q: u+ H
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
; h3 Z8 g3 u! v8 w$ {# kBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 k0 F1 ?; n/ v; G, ]* cWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 g' h$ l: U: b7 L+ }/ u; ]; @Operator: It’s the mother…
8 C) a* J! v" ~" FBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.8 U5 c3 V/ \) Y' E
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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