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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.# O  Q0 |! T, r( R
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
: E8 G2 Q3 D% y! T+ M% _* ~/ MOperator: What’s the matter?0 P* X) T5 n3 A  j8 z0 }
Boy: With my math.
5 ^% ]& z7 w: N6 u( B9 [5 K6 LOperator: With your mouth?
- k* x/ W; P) V9 ?7 B. ]6 RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; \1 k0 B  |- POperator: Sure. Where do you live?
, Q% z# R9 C1 PBoy: No with my math.; L0 f" V1 R- a% G4 F- g7 \, i# K
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?) s$ [) \) D) _' @" A8 w9 M: \
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 h% w1 f! ?) u' E3 WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ p6 W5 A' b* [# CBoy: Okay.1 m& F0 h2 q$ D/ ?3 B$ X) }% H& |
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 h9 w! \% ^) [1 D, ~! v1 ?  vBoy: I have take aways.
7 g0 }" ]6 J! ?8 A' nOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.( |7 `/ W( a! G( T
Boy: Yeah.8 ?+ b8 H9 C( a+ o0 X' I" N
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; }: m; X& d& X0 ~Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 _. D! j, [5 ?. ^" |2 DOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.( H. J4 j, i4 M0 ~; S0 o" i# ?# W6 t
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?6 b9 x4 b7 c! l9 m
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?$ m) E5 C0 m0 `# W! @: V- G* ]. @
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.- C; G( I8 w* Y: f, `9 D
Operator: No. How old are you?# {6 E- [9 e% Q4 Z. T5 N5 t
Boy: I’m only 4., t6 }1 I$ V2 g$ s* d
Operator: 4!0 z8 `8 y* d( `2 u" t: z
Boy: Yeah.$ D0 r; x( ?, }( p9 Y3 `. D; ?
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
( a. e8 \4 ~( ?) _5 L- `4 X9 oBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.5 j4 E; a% C- G
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?; e9 a! F( y$ W6 F* C/ d9 _' h
Boy: 5.
9 Y" |; S% @/ G7 A* x$ ?. bWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!0 i+ {0 c# c9 s  `$ d& v
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: J) u! z4 ^( m& T+ QWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?* K& R; ?& N  `" t6 g: ~
Operator: It’s the mother…4 O; Q" Q3 v3 }' _
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.! ~/ A; V2 H1 G
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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