4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
/ M/ m6 z7 I( T' W. gOperator: What’s the matter?
, \& L/ a  h  e* r( EBoy: With my math.
/ o. m6 }; V7 n6 w- ]# H; ]- g& WOperator: With your mouth?
9 L3 X, ]$ o: j+ TBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
* \7 ~$ d  e+ Q9 KBoy: No with my math.
9 S. O/ c! K* F  m4 Y$ cOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 V1 c( L9 V$ D( q' B0 ]* ]Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
7 G" g$ `5 _# ^) [9 _Boy: Okay.
0 Y+ [, i- J, Z" NOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
. h8 A5 z. |) lOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" ?0 O/ r3 W4 d# c) s- H+ k  pBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 z+ r& o( W3 [3 k4 X+ \' sBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

$ i9 {, ~9 u. P3 l2 i" mBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
7 |* U  X5 E7 w: J9 F; GBoy: Yeah.
- a( X! k* E' i; s" M2 u5 z2 ?# D6 QOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 y* I7 H' F4 k, z. J4 iBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
4 T7 k% \: }0 E8 c* z) _Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
7 i. j, l9 T9 I% JBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! ?: d# H" s# y; j  }Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈