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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录( W7 h( G& S; Q( M3 h
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Operator: 911 emergencies.3 k! Q- L6 ~2 W7 o3 B$ j
Boy: Yeah I need some help.2 L; s  o+ a3 P- p$ p0 i
Operator: What’s the matter?
9 e- e' Y" k: kBoy: With my math.) v" n9 h* y( U* l. F) ]
Operator: With your mouth?4 n+ H; ]6 @, p
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* y: d7 U. e: c0 O) x' GOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 T  K( X+ `# V/ i6 b- f0 TBoy: No with my math.
7 i' q+ x4 p8 m! {, ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?: @; y0 V9 C# f6 g/ I
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.3 _8 o7 i" p* ^
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; h  L& N0 |$ g9 f$ LBoy: Okay.
; A1 }2 @! n, G0 ~  ^$ j" IOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% {1 `3 T- `5 {5 g  ^8 S1 A% QBoy: I have take aways.
4 o3 {3 L; Y8 e3 Y& {1 e% NOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.; u; j$ g. y8 u
Boy: Yeah.
% C% m8 t1 Y8 [' DOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?! e0 T! c2 ~+ E3 I: C1 k9 I
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.  A7 c; L$ ~6 c  s, U  ?0 i# m
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.' U# a5 Z$ w9 L  {7 h  _3 ]
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?0 Z  f: i, e7 n' j+ [, x
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.. ^  ~! e0 e: y; \
Operator: No. How old are you?( U- }; x" {/ G% \
Boy: I’m only 4.
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. Q6 b: a- o4 X' y( O: UBoy: Yeah.
; L! [+ W% v9 R4 wOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
3 L) F  l+ U& v+ a9 T( GBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5., |2 M+ _' Z; c* \
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
5 t) x  `! R" E  h( XBoy: 5.
  J) d2 ]9 v! U! n8 V; mWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
0 d. R+ m% s/ [% e; QBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.3 T: \  z* G( z' ]% x( }
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?6 ]- R3 i0 e$ Y9 H- U; ]0 W
Operator: It’s the mother…
% h5 H; f9 c/ m8 D5 e* nBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 O5 F; O4 G9 _3 A9 `  UWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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