4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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! B' g3 p7 \# y! y. MOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
  E) `1 g& \- |6 l( tBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
: z/ t6 E* r& X0 NBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 s" C. e9 o, d; V# COperator: Sure. Where do you live?
) W' I2 l0 X, F) f9 T# w4 ^Boy: No with my math.
2 ~( i! U+ S6 _2 }5 g4 p  G  ~Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
8 p  ^% f" R% b# O; }! a0 ?* R# ?$ kBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 J+ s; e( P8 N! c1 R7 B8 CBoy: I have take aways.
7 p$ T; c* E$ m3 n% ~* D/ ZOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 E- L* F& Z. }6 j+ F6 g* B1 UBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ H* I7 C) L" L7 s4 W, Y) K- VOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
0 P+ d' p; E/ b, T. Y% BBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& t8 [/ ~3 Y) k# U7 f2 j3 |5 |& B8 uOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
0 ]6 w; V) S# Q7 x: @Operator: No. How old are you?
; Q  M: Z% k* i, d3 X* v6 aBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
* z9 p  r& N& r! }7 f, OBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 j/ @, B2 p6 T% _  S. xOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 h2 a7 x1 ~9 g) d- M8 MBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
: H3 L/ R3 ^* y1 T! _7 B' [Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
  y. E1 [" R3 i' ~) FWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈