4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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3 E1 ]3 M* b) a7 W' b8 fOperator: 911 emergencies.
. p& W- e8 y; T6 W$ S# F. ZBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
8 \/ ]! @* h. ?9 [7 {" l, j( hBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 Y( U# P" i, w1 MBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ |6 b0 B; S# w, X0 D( xBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
& b1 J) s8 R# \8 q( `Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ T8 a, D" i) j  f8 x9 g  tBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 V3 j; h+ @7 r+ d2 Z" IOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 O& j+ I0 C/ j: V9 e3 bBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
# W- X1 j; W# _9 o% d! Q: ^6 ?# BOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

5 H) C1 u6 P: {- E4 jBoy: I don’t know, 1.
9 x3 y- K8 O5 K) Y# rOperator: No. How old are you?
" ?3 g+ v0 D3 KBoy: I’m only 4.
3 X8 _% p5 U6 Z# K0 P% MOperator: 4!
. _$ ?0 j* a9 @- D% cBoy: Yeah.
$ c' @  [: T9 a2 L+ K7 {9 c, xOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: t. M& Z1 M6 K: SBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
% P/ n. f0 N/ N  Z) Q( nWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
  V! I2 [1 a4 _2 D% aBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! W6 d; \* I- k5 `; ~Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈