4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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8 z4 |: a6 K; ^+ \0 B" zOperator: 911 emergencies.
$ V! K% a" t/ l- i, b6 G  i* a6 W8 iBoy: Yeah I need some help.
, D0 Z9 p% o* dOperator: What’s the matter?
- ]' f" E0 N  GBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
0 c) a# M4 h3 X8 u( M! V$ k7 mBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
; ?8 }* L0 D% i8 F8 EOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& y! O  n4 d3 i# }1 M5 M! M* zBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# g2 V* m! O" G  sOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ Z4 p1 H. |  j! [7 r$ e* Y4 dBoy: Okay.
2 a. W8 K4 O+ fOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
! i& D, j- @$ }  C+ oOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! s( |- X' T5 M! d2 z6 |% DBoy: Yeah.
* y4 F' r" a6 Z+ kOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ `' C* z  a+ ]4 r7 aBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
. \2 W) u! O' b5 KBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
( h2 C; M$ t2 F( C: k- BOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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# B* H; L! V; c0 B4 dBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
8 x9 u# m9 T$ r# TBoy: I’m only 4.
6 ~! b0 B  j8 p9 x, _Operator: 4!
/ W) p) e) T0 N, B5 W$ a6 Q* G( vBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
9 ~3 C" `4 H- K$ j( |Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, o: B7 H: y+ Y& l9 E+ \( @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 V1 |6 W; G$ h* y6 \Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈