4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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# b: o; F- j% S1 H8 W3 m) POperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
! A& `5 |, j( }Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
; _% w+ D" a! H# |Operator: With your mouth?
9 x$ d" N+ ^0 d- e- E. U. }Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* b" A1 f( |8 zOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ [: k# n2 ?* _7 ^. YBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! X& ]* e2 |; }5 Y: yOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. u) q( _% L7 S/ S3 {" a6 e8 iBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 x8 Y1 R+ ~, p' [Boy: I have take aways.
% j5 M; Q$ O& d! d7 o* U! |Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# R4 c5 T+ k+ p% k# ZBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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( V# u# c4 W6 d! _: |Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. O2 x5 d5 x* g/ O6 a2 n2 Z: ^) y; nOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ ]/ N! i; n+ G4 OBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 U+ W( E, K5 |# gWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈