4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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) f7 K( o. Z, j! R, z2 zOperator: 911 emergencies.
3 x/ c: H: A; j! _: D' B+ TBoy: Yeah I need some help.
1 v8 F0 p% D- a- P, P- C0 `6 nOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
( D4 j* ?% K$ ]" G+ Y1 c9 mOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
7 [' ~6 m. m0 S* ]* f2 N. `) JOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% a3 o  m3 s+ O: J" WBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- d, P7 D6 x; Y8 e. y2 \Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
% q& D( _  q- y$ S2 a1 ?. ~Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
0 F- D' S; l, W7 X+ G0 j* Y% POperator: No. How old are you?
' I% v8 g* H- k9 xBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
: g' B# \/ c- _6 B7 L0 v' ZBoy: Yeah.
9 ]/ L4 s) I- A- l  y0 [( dOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# i# M8 K- |6 d/ N+ j2 l& D6 tOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 _. R  z, z; g6 _. o1 M" ]; J/ @5 HWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
5 n2 S1 [& e* w1 O, i7 K# sOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈