4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
% Q! M' c' U+ ~7 E3 g6 DBoy: Yeah I need some help.
( k% E- r2 L: ?+ Y; K' g6 iOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
/ h9 _* P. I8 BBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 q& D3 G. x: M8 H; D, ^Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 [& |9 @1 W0 SOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 _7 b+ D# U8 R0 e' X/ nBoy: Okay.
8 U/ N4 {& j% }; i4 ~Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
% k, j0 n7 b0 p* V' [) U$ BOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
$ _% D1 E, X1 @' Q9 E; n# L2 a! E1 @Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- u0 l. P; k6 `2 [2 ^$ mBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
$ W, {4 c1 J& F" zOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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, J3 Z! d/ K, kBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
5 x) ]% L) e8 w. f6 S# POperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
" ^0 O. U2 W" ~. S$ F2 @Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% S+ D4 q6 H! _- N; B# A8 GBoy: 5.
" C, j# P/ A( h& z+ ~7 _( d4 j3 YWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
7 \  @! X- J( S6 ?+ ]# P  @& zWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ t/ ^0 p7 c! C+ ^$ n) \" I- nOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈