4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
- O$ v& P% }" m% T3 G! P$ f* @& ^Boy: With my math.
0 I& j& ~0 ~7 _& c- g) O( pOperator: With your mouth?
6 @) b5 E- ~' [  wBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 ^( F! ~5 t" E; PBoy: No with my math.
: Q3 p- g% @, nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- m% y! d3 z" x- C6 p! [. NOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 N9 \7 w& Q; XBoy: Okay.
/ p# C$ i* t. TOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 `" W# G$ d* B0 `  DBoy: Yeah.
4 h$ F& M) C, {9 `& z: `: P  qOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# `+ t/ f8 e; {- p' OBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
3 z6 a, X- h, a/ |2 s  g. `Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

% E0 N3 x) ^0 m8 n. k  jBoy: I don’t know, 1.
7 r( k5 L6 @: a# r) w/ aOperator: No. How old are you?
3 {- G+ y$ k& N. I' I; f% ZBoy: I’m only 4.
/ x, \! a, e% H6 oOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
) A/ a0 G( g3 o  m, |/ C) G  aOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( S+ x- z/ B1 |- S4 {& iOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
; ^( f( O; G: gBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
2 h/ `: Z# M! s, EWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈