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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
$ l$ @+ L. {( o. ~! i' U" p* xBoy: Yeah I need some help.
% E: @" O4 d* UOperator: What’s the matter?) J5 x: X+ _$ o' P. c1 c
Boy: With my math.
5 v. K! C2 S% l/ j8 JOperator: With your mouth?
6 P! m6 y3 \8 {! P- \  G- m9 OBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?7 V) p0 _! t* N* u
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
* z8 D, c9 C0 @Boy: No with my math.
* ?6 d8 N" W2 dOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?' l! o* c" Z3 f' M' A# r
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
; E; [6 E" `. OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.5 Y1 u' C$ i/ B
Boy: Okay.9 ]9 t7 g0 }9 }. |! v" ^7 W, }
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ Y  J8 i, J6 r1 C3 g4 cBoy: I have take aways.
8 f8 o5 L. H; l& S, G+ L) x, {$ QOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.) x3 o& S7 J4 N5 z8 O
Boy: Yeah.! I9 Q) ]4 B: q9 [) m
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?4 R: B" [+ V; ^! P$ R1 h
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.% H! m+ z* G% [; M, `
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.. x7 Q7 A/ ]/ w7 v
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?  B$ D, ?  K  Z/ ?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.& `) m, g1 p- P* ^" z
Operator: No. How old are you?! r" |9 W1 m4 _0 C5 `2 U
Boy: I’m only 4.- v2 M6 G- r% F% S( v: P3 z, P
Operator: 4!; C! R2 R. O1 ~6 m
Boy: Yeah.6 a4 j# E- D$ X1 Q2 R; J
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)9 d6 [. t: \6 h! @/ k
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.: N) o. E5 v: _2 L! O- V
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?/ L" u+ M+ @+ l' ]" g' j7 s3 {8 g# `4 g
Boy: 5.; A! h6 O- G4 Q# G: q8 @! i
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% ?6 u4 t: r! i  p8 EBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.- g: m* I7 l7 v* p$ g" U
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?; z8 _. D& U' \, Q) L% m* I# Z9 g. H
Operator: It’s the mother…
7 ]( Y+ }. l9 b/ j: s5 f- I$ e. Q" lBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ K% C  h* k: |- `7 B7 d) J+ K; bWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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