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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
. Q+ Y/ W3 q; Y5 Z, ~0 TBoy: Yeah I need some help.
7 F3 Z5 z, H' O1 ZOperator: What’s the matter?* J! U" }$ b) v+ G* Q; k+ R
Boy: With my math.
( p2 t$ q# H4 T5 F* g3 x7 ]% UOperator: With your mouth?
$ `# m- L! f" m+ U; RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 P1 a7 r  f! N0 H/ h! o/ {# u0 FOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
. L) w8 T- T# gBoy: No with my math.1 F6 T6 m+ p7 G
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?* H; |1 Y  w, u( U& W5 M$ i
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.: x8 A: ^2 o) T' c
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 e0 e) Y  j7 B" \Boy: Okay.
  l+ [- w% A* oOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?# n2 t, K+ H9 Z$ q/ ?2 g
Boy: I have take aways.
' B: R8 t8 B! _Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' @! }, v& v2 p& D3 a+ o# ?! ABoy: Yeah.
! [# A: H  A" |2 e7 H3 HOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ y+ [) b; k1 h( j. A. n# Q4 uBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.5 Y  c; S) }8 h! s4 Z5 m! J
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.: i% Z, w5 K( Q2 A7 K6 ~$ ]
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?+ P. K, w1 j6 ^1 k1 k% I' ~- u2 ^( e
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?+ @. _+ h2 T$ C$ |. ?7 s$ _. I

3 \. i) b1 K/ l! Q# D! F2 A7 y$ PBoy: I don’t know, 1.
, N: I; t0 E* V0 w+ }/ L+ z0 B$ MOperator: No. How old are you?0 a% @0 Y7 ?  m$ W2 ^
Boy: I’m only 4.0 I$ ^$ L3 m# [
Operator: 4!
, q8 i0 j% |5 r* i. ]- f+ u5 jBoy: Yeah.% h, `! Q  x1 }. c, K# k
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
5 T- Z& p/ ~! ?9 kBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 ]; |" L& f' b& k# JOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
" a. n3 D* k5 _+ g- C) ]4 m( s4 ?Boy: 5.5 ^6 x9 h0 C* m
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 H( h4 L+ R! ^$ x! I& ?Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math." b# G+ k1 ~0 s7 ?% I2 d
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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' a2 s5 ], j3 ~, U' B0 m6 ]Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.3 u5 p. T8 N: b7 B0 y; T# l, k7 D
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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