4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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* g+ Q& D! p& T8 w, pOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
. u' a: M& h9 \# lOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
$ l/ O" o- [- |Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
7 e- {) I% [& _! m* yOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
2 w2 j9 K9 W5 TOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 T/ U  H. s! a; N; j* q: cOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 k5 ^! o9 I) y( LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 e8 w( Q* a2 ?7 DOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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& ^9 \) q$ A2 ?! {Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
6 T' j) r: L$ m* E/ OBoy: Yeah.
4 e) h. N1 D  @Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 Z3 d! n0 d: p) c+ ZBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ o/ y0 k' N5 r3 P/ L# CWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* B7 `4 q6 r. l& f: {4 k4 ~: I; XOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈