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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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0 X3 H% W- g) @6 V" d0 E' ZOperator: 911 emergencies.
* @& X; b$ G) t6 A' Y3 tBoy: Yeah I need some help.* \3 l0 [& G7 `; C- H8 p
Operator: What’s the matter?
. q: c( G! }' q2 Q6 GBoy: With my math.
! _- W3 V3 G( u/ |. e: V5 QOperator: With your mouth?
* {% P4 C# p# H9 B. M1 PBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; e1 ?9 ~1 v2 w9 `+ ^% wOperator: Sure. Where do you live?" t+ P- X5 {2 A) e$ U
Boy: No with my math.: b: x" [! g5 K0 ^% I) s
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?6 h& K  j  B: I. }$ S$ L
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% c! {4 Q) U% R! b! `
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& v4 v. N0 u8 @Boy: Okay.. [6 \$ R. L  R' D# k  }
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?) k5 j# J* t) k7 ?
Boy: I have take aways.
; D' }( A1 w: y! e- U% i8 vOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.: V9 R$ g8 m% Y$ U) z4 ?7 k; Z( i/ t
Boy: Yeah.
4 q/ ~' Y6 K  ^3 h& y* [! _& Y/ COperator: Alright, what’s the problem?* P' R* n- F; D  a
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.( ], F" U2 `7 g+ B% n- T  @6 |" E
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.+ i4 ?; w9 L+ D% _. f* o3 u/ a
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" ]7 B1 s, F0 COperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.# v. E8 O! q5 S5 _; y
Operator: No. How old are you?
4 |, R: K1 B0 p# VBoy: I’m only 4.
+ ^' h  O/ F8 ?# Y; HOperator: 4!
4 \& z4 B8 Z4 Y( }. H9 ABoy: Yeah.1 w+ B/ b! k, i2 S" o
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)( a' O  ^! \; ]9 g9 |
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
; d3 }8 {" h, Z1 m# WOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?  o% s+ q# u! ?2 T# C% c3 x5 V
Boy: 5.
5 J( d4 Z% I7 e# y! ]5 J0 ~- zWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!1 j- y% v/ z+ G/ q* `/ i8 `
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.' t' |5 k) P4 Q: [1 f/ y
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
% k9 I5 e1 w& J* e. v) _) dOperator: It’s the mother…! _% _# u  U- B* `, u/ n8 O& @
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.1 Y# z' k4 a- K- I/ t6 Z+ z# d9 H
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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