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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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6 Q! v3 ?. C+ ~, M+ y& Z$ tOperator: 911 emergencies.
) l8 W5 m) {3 e0 ~Boy: Yeah I need some help.7 r+ {  b5 q$ ?
Operator: What’s the matter?- |4 x$ m; L! ?3 A# \& l
Boy: With my math.5 T  I' u/ o/ [2 a& i) ~" G% E
Operator: With your mouth?8 k, D7 q' P2 H, `! ^6 g
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?5 w  {6 ^7 V% F, i8 L* S+ p, _
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?- q2 N( b- A" V: b7 \8 F
Boy: No with my math.
# j) i. J) L3 z* n* n0 |- VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?- I0 _3 X# j  M& u9 f
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
( t6 _" @3 p: COperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.( m* s# X  `. P
Boy: Okay.# [) y) L, N! B* ?$ ~( P
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?1 `4 T& y7 }( @! \5 I* L( G
Boy: I have take aways.
& X6 j$ O/ V8 t% m9 C( n& `# yOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ _9 S+ g) N; h8 G1 |. M3 y9 {  rBoy: Yeah.
) h6 W. F8 F+ }, G- TOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 q" a* I3 p/ B& [- L( ~" eBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ F0 K+ O6 w* q6 V5 {! H7 i- hOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 B% [; E  Y, _/ j* uBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 C. t) I2 Y6 jOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.: `- O" \5 u; C. o5 a4 t/ m2 U
Operator: No. How old are you?- c  f: x7 ]9 u, `. b. ?, Y
Boy: I’m only 4.: R, C9 S$ r; O+ ^) _& U
Operator: 4!
7 A; u2 r- H5 N/ ~1 b3 j- aBoy: Yeah.
1 h! Q1 v' u  b( P& aOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
  K( j) ^9 ~$ c: q2 [Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- o$ ]7 T1 @6 w( IOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?7 K0 J2 d. y3 t( k- q
Boy: 5.1 `+ i, o7 J2 O" C0 O3 s$ ^
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!9 J6 V7 m! V- ~" d
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.; \) {: }3 N- ?+ [! `5 i$ W* H' B
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?' U; w4 h% ^, e5 I. d. ]6 [
Operator: It’s the mother…7 a+ S7 c' k* `  I7 @7 y/ j
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.! C. h+ f7 ]( @! D9 X* j1 y8 e6 B
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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