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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录8 o) J2 q) `. n/ Z" A
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Operator: 911 emergencies.: A% I1 H4 a, f8 i; y
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- c* q& i( U6 ^' ~Operator: What’s the matter?$ F# O7 F' x( [. t
Boy: With my math.; @" }% O) c& x
Operator: With your mouth?
( l6 o  y7 F" E$ |Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
/ j# Z9 X# U, hOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ W# H, i, H2 W. J$ ]2 V% M& vBoy: No with my math.
* [/ J' s0 P% bOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?: }" ?' w0 r& {) J
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.* Y/ x- v1 `8 b  N% _" z
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.2 l( x( m  R# D. p, x
Boy: Okay.: z5 ]  x3 i+ ~& j
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?$ C- d0 Q: P1 o1 h$ F
Boy: I have take aways.. K6 W9 |7 F7 H6 F& m8 S2 E" I
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.) f' r, S8 n* k: p
Boy: Yeah.
4 t% x- ?. _1 \0 _: A8 nOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?; I$ \+ @) J) @- Q$ u$ N
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 V9 E/ D# Y; R$ D% h! b1 x6 iOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
( Z( B( o- Y- p- DBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ t8 m% K9 h3 ~# |2 G6 j4 u0 i; d, UOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?/ P( s+ o: `/ E: Y. s
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 k' W: E% w2 e" T- _4 T* COperator: No. How old are you?% |. N. j7 I6 P5 z  {" ?- u- b" ?5 L% X
Boy: I’m only 4.1 k" n! i2 @, `( Q8 N# X; A: M. z
Operator: 4!
: K' P: e  v# b% ?6 ?$ I9 d% pBoy: Yeah.0 s- X0 G) E7 D. n/ q$ j. e
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
! M: B$ e  X3 _' n# B* `6 Z  fBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.7 W; C7 H" F- `
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?' _5 `' ]6 f3 y- N1 [4 r9 H
Boy: 5.
9 J( L7 F9 V) a& o& R# S( ?+ ^Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 r$ C, q0 G' e  K; z0 K% lBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: a9 [% |$ Y' q3 TWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?1 F- p$ X7 E' M3 z2 p8 P& @- F9 V
Operator: It’s the mother…, M  R5 \1 T( p% S/ w
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.% ]! K( L# ]* X3 i7 v
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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