4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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7 b' f+ L3 o% {1 a5 \Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ ^, O7 |  T$ n$ z9 S" b. q' @Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
7 d) j8 C/ u- @  c6 I, h4 D2 dOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. ], ^0 L. g+ ~: S/ XOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 v6 p4 o6 ]7 ?4 C- y& e) S" tOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
' M4 j# G( X/ F! z6 l+ SOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
  a6 V* y2 O+ \7 ?Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 x5 c* Y$ U- G$ O- {Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 R1 [3 m+ }0 `1 q; {# x3 g5 PBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- @5 @8 S$ i3 K+ H9 e) [Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! g" ]4 E; U# [. r& h3 ^Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

0 [9 `! P- X- n- jBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
! S. v4 G7 m5 ?+ G) {; P5 R! TOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
  j- G$ E& M+ U! t% [1 cBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
' S, M$ X+ j) D+ s9 p4 ^$ ~/ E$ N* PWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈