4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
2 O; I, H+ \* eBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: V" P3 t: K, V. `, POperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
) a7 r% ^( A5 m7 VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) n- [9 U+ H6 U$ Q& A# q# g* lBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
8 ?) O0 _% v. J# GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ U* H( y% J- F1 |Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ x+ ~7 v. |& \  g3 b- S/ k$ {% H7 yBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  I/ ~6 N/ X$ N3 n# RBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 S9 B6 P# q; e0 K$ \- J6 i$ Y; ABoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 q/ _2 W+ [4 X9 ?6 @* vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

  D: v) w: H$ w" R3 c) C0 H( DBoy: I don’t know, 1.
8 u9 P) X. ^( k( h$ P4 FOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
" ?; k/ ?' j" I: Y2 u1 C' yBoy: Yeah.
8 W9 L4 A, G# t# TOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% _- B9 V. B3 o+ `, ^8 QBoy: 5.
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* w# b: t2 v% oBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# a) K8 T- j& F6 |Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 w! \( n" q5 ^+ e3 cWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈