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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.; F( f# s9 |; k
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 y' T8 v1 [& Q; q7 G& lOperator: What’s the matter?
% X" v8 ?7 }! L! ?% jBoy: With my math., z8 p+ ~! Z  ^5 k4 K& e4 w
Operator: With your mouth?
. ~+ m. l/ d1 w0 l& _. L; `8 V1 p3 ^Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# m1 v" X! g' w- gOperator: Sure. Where do you live?8 W( r# y8 S6 v3 o$ U
Boy: No with my math., {- [3 m- n+ a7 |7 [( `
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?) ]( H' z2 ^& T
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 b$ O" H/ I, V/ GOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.4 k' K6 z% w5 v: u- D: _# B; f% f/ q
Boy: Okay.
5 X& D+ Y6 C; Z4 ?) x/ M+ O- ?Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?: L. X+ R' V' y$ f
Boy: I have take aways.) n  m' R! g5 d$ }  s3 U: i
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! W4 y% p! f, H" `$ j$ a2 w0 \Boy: Yeah.
" n' u1 {/ F$ H# \$ M( E. cOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 J$ @# u" _) C/ J2 {) h! D% y, @' QBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 o8 {8 W/ C/ X  ^& h. c, HOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.' Y' S) k0 T; G" S: }, p
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
; ~/ n2 H. w- s* m$ P& v! G; K0 p" tOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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* f( o0 {& s4 ]9 N7 I. p. eBoy: I don’t know, 1.
* z, b. C8 S/ O) ZOperator: No. How old are you?$ W9 O% b& Q  l; q- |! X* }( v: I
Boy: I’m only 4.
; j" |! W. ^2 E) h' [Operator: 4!& k2 S% W- K8 \7 e
Boy: Yeah.
* t' X  h& ^4 n2 W* kOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)0 b+ Q8 J4 U8 k  |* q; t6 X
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, V$ k2 Q9 j2 S4 O8 EOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. W; C$ q0 c) t6 vBoy: 5.4 f; u, ^' ^; f; A: Z
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. l5 R' G& D* ^3 P9 _9 ?8 aBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& W4 k2 G4 u) C; yWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* l) B9 y/ g+ U! L% B! }1 {Operator: It’s the mother…. n, }; ~4 p) r- z; u  A% x
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" w. D, ?/ _0 l& uWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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