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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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( r/ H: Q; d7 a- q% M5 C( QOperator: 911 emergencies.
' |8 _6 C! I9 j) B! v0 KBoy: Yeah I need some help.6 o; O! |$ y: A) r/ ?6 a! Y7 R  B- {
Operator: What’s the matter?
. l& y2 F3 |) K! O6 x2 ?* TBoy: With my math.7 |, O" q/ y& V8 r. z* B
Operator: With your mouth?
0 I& c8 _! J: P& {- r( ]' o9 t7 PBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
# J! ]8 Y6 I( n6 u/ A. Y9 s: xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ y: `  o$ P& zBoy: No with my math.! ?- H0 {( ^9 i. g5 X) \
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?' }# U6 m1 s2 z. `2 B2 j
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.7 f; ~/ `) ?7 I8 n
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 e1 f6 Q! T0 BBoy: Okay.' N6 e* W# o5 R: _
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?, p$ B" w) X: _' D: ^
Boy: I have take aways./ G+ [. P+ ?- k: W( z
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.1 ]# D/ }8 r. \# G5 \2 p
Boy: Yeah.5 d* ^+ s* R- b( |9 A  X
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
* M& p7 L/ d4 e  @Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
! s& _. b, P5 N, s! j, r$ ^8 @" \$ HOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.' ~8 y* M$ L1 z( i+ w
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& y( X0 h5 D" ?( jOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?8 o: ?3 G5 [) R( D4 A' z) Z
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 Q1 @) G9 t, S( J2 f0 eOperator: No. How old are you?
1 V* P8 _3 u: L% e, ~Boy: I’m only 4.
* J2 U5 T! q5 U4 r$ ~- MOperator: 4!
" X' J) T! }6 L  J) q9 n: ?Boy: Yeah.% x! [9 n, Z( y1 \* S6 C# M
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 x( v6 @; Y' }8 ~* q5 ^
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# ^6 `  i0 }/ s  N  B: t& POperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 _- b: i1 V) P- j% ^5 \$ ~Boy: 5.
$ y8 F7 y! t7 D  m+ ]9 J6 KWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 n! t9 q2 U# R1 w1 t( @: CBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math./ Z8 ]% h; b. \2 G8 ^
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?9 S+ f; b8 Y# \; x& ^& V/ l, Y
Operator: It’s the mother…
; p3 C/ [; X/ p5 K4 W( c' B) \Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 X- O3 |' Q( }- X- ]9 O3 pWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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