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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.$ r! l$ l# O, G( K9 S, M
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% a  {: R, y0 _  w( Q; a! eOperator: What’s the matter?
, m# I5 r, `3 I* f# NBoy: With my math.
) H: h) I: Z. i; ~Operator: With your mouth?3 U. ]' P0 r2 i* @& p8 D
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 s0 l, }' Y1 R+ R4 T5 xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
" o2 b# j3 _+ J/ Q! vBoy: No with my math.
; K- n6 k. _! U# [- w. x0 [1 m+ BOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ I2 ?7 |* |9 `% p: jBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 m( G1 r( F8 i' r7 {Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.) `1 i# X  u* v5 Z$ F( m  ?
Boy: Okay.
; X- g% q' @5 N. |Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
4 {7 y& L% f( [1 {Boy: I have take aways.
" S* e' G" x1 Y2 _# T1 mOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 ~9 \( `8 Y; h. N* FBoy: Yeah., u1 c: H3 W! J: |* V9 C
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ `) S7 `" s* B+ K) yBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.* p: G4 w  p) C! G, m* ?
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.  x, w2 Z- b8 f5 t8 V
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?- N# U! f! k0 W
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?$ o. H/ n! B& @

$ P: f5 c  M1 ?5 S8 _5 Z2 yBoy: I don’t know, 1., A/ ~9 p9 a& f
Operator: No. How old are you?+ B* _3 x1 s% h5 ]0 y
Boy: I’m only 4.2 h( _% @% V0 b5 A
Operator: 4!
; `! a( R6 ]0 O! mBoy: Yeah.# C; T0 o# v* B0 w
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
, z4 [( ], Q: E* o% I: H3 L  y, cBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.; ?8 \; o2 B! X
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?7 ^6 W: j  P# C/ B4 k- \# ~
Boy: 5.  q# m5 N, @& O& g" g2 `9 h: v
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" J  Y' D8 a  i4 p$ p$ |Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math., j( ^9 G# a$ E' g) y
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 |" m, c- \: C- O' H1 f- @Operator: It’s the mother…
1 N) Q9 c( E$ O  W4 l# o& i9 y' LBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ D5 j3 a, R. s( @Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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