4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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& T+ ~% s% Q, a; x* q5 Y- y% k" i0 uOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
# y9 B  b' k- v3 uBoy: With my math.
0 p  i2 S! k* c0 KOperator: With your mouth?
2 G0 N6 }" h- |$ \7 `Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 v, \8 B& i0 @, AOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
# J2 ?9 R. l7 G- m0 U6 e( ?Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
( _" `$ H4 t1 C8 F$ `3 H/ KOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
3 g, k- G) m6 DOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
$ k+ d- Z5 G& g# x& ^9 x: S; t" ^Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  ?/ B0 e) v7 m( E- u3 b* GBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 L8 L4 Y6 s2 X4 E7 c% Y# LOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
9 N3 m" [% z; r# FOperator: No. How old are you?
+ ~3 N' x0 O# x5 j4 @Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
" }7 j- t8 ?8 C% K/ PWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
' |2 ]# V* v. D- U" DWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
4 D& u0 J$ K' d: PBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 V( K8 v1 I/ D. \7 |$ X  `! ~Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈