4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 r+ S% F+ `9 bBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
( r4 Z8 B; A/ H1 |( H8 R. aBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
) ^$ T% V- U6 vBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 T! c  S6 V5 e+ `7 Q9 }  S" COperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 T* v2 d* H/ g' c/ tBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 u8 T6 n0 V& p: [Boy: I have take aways.
: t1 l# I5 ]$ a* ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
8 H2 U6 [6 ~5 W" y& a: [+ o& dOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; H- _% ~$ F# kBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; n2 {6 u1 S% w/ V( HBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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. \6 I( Y  n& Y1 ABoy: I don’t know, 1.
8 Y# J5 q# ~7 f5 x7 ]0 O- HOperator: No. How old are you?
' \4 r; R# ~7 j; A$ u. j$ V4 ^Boy: I’m only 4.
% ]7 H. Q7 w. hOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
, _. W! }: r4 YBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
0 h# j  v- a9 e1 ~+ e9 e8 M! UBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) k4 [5 s! E! x* D2 Z& O$ c$ AWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
- `' w) Q6 P5 S  I; M" n( HBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 M9 ^1 W: @& U( zWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈