4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
5 ]& J' W$ t4 }3 Y# Q5 ?$ p+ oOperator: What’s the matter?
! b: O$ \. X# w2 F0 Q& D- M6 K0 GBoy: With my math.
7 w$ C2 m: H& }Operator: With your mouth?
9 Z2 y0 x0 I. K$ H4 w% vBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
2 t' s  g! X4 E" ?7 v3 i/ [% lOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
; j/ q0 P; ^1 s4 q3 q/ b0 ~Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
: U) _" `: S7 E2 ~; t4 aOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ ^+ u1 M. @5 {: R5 M1 j8 ~. A  |4 POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" d: ^8 {$ [4 q8 \2 c6 M5 @Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
2 \. m3 v+ o. x: m$ G, \Boy: Yeah.
# Q' C4 h$ m* U$ j( r/ uOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 o$ `% f$ w( R6 N3 n! kOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
9 a  g( \/ I5 b6 C( hBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
; U; H2 {, P1 _3 m% O; k; |6 EBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) }0 `! M! d% k8 _; q" N0 @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈