4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
9 a8 Y% ]+ n0 f& A; O! ~* Z+ w$ ?Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
2 m2 d) Y- ?, r4 NOperator: With your mouth?
) f2 P9 `! L- P+ V! I! N0 [7 zBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 e+ C; j; Q2 J7 i8 Z* j7 r+ VOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ H/ D/ C+ G$ g2 \Boy: No with my math.
2 _/ d2 T# O- X0 z- v& DOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 R+ D6 `" U/ |Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
  n$ {6 j8 p0 a( m, U4 qOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
- B% W5 A& P/ j, I8 I' N  N" tOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 Z4 `# B" j& [% @( JBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 m- V9 S: }7 b4 TOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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" X" m( F- i% N4 R) O& r! CBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
/ O/ H! V0 q- @% a2 ?Boy: I’m only 4.
2 R4 l8 B6 F( F/ W* U* o7 Y% QOperator: 4!
$ D& ~7 R1 C8 g9 [; v9 F" sBoy: Yeah.
# G! p3 k% I! e; O' h: A0 xOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
3 F! M+ ~  G3 }: s4 h: t7 B1 c; XBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 f2 j$ S" o8 S( p4 e+ @$ \1 x* wOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! ?" o5 P  X3 EWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
  D0 y6 _$ y( y4 s5 G6 j- `Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  q; V! y) o% M9 h: D. C+ x+ |% s' SWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈