4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ m) ^" Q3 v# C6 @! b! l' A3 ABoy: Yeah I need some help.
- U' ^1 ]  T. @Operator: What’s the matter?
+ q" L- C" q; }  S( [2 IBoy: With my math.
: b. Y6 Y. y/ g- aOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
* b  e( X! U) W$ [8 P; b; LOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! O4 o& e/ m# a; {. TOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
  q2 p/ e, Y2 d) C! f3 O- bOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
. Q" D! @# K; y  c) iBoy: I have take aways.
2 Y9 N  u7 ]' ~. v, C9 j) JOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& l4 r$ T6 `6 z- e+ B1 p" P' D8 `/ TBoy: Yeah.
. [/ l" @( c6 Z$ a' f2 SOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) E# |' n2 j  a6 ]! L6 HBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 d' y6 J  {8 D- h4 L* @Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- i, l- x  j) b  }- M* x5 o" }4 qOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
% y4 d0 P) H7 z( U0 H' ^) L# n! OBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
( x$ e8 {; @! Y( n+ h+ ]- h7 i- ^7 m$ ]Boy: Yeah.
' p0 s, H+ X$ r* SOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
7 k+ g$ l8 ?) t7 W4 u  R; vWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
' I! s$ O/ ~* Z, p8 HWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈