4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( F2 B. ~( d* W1 }( eOperator: 911 emergencies.
! s* Y2 u  p7 ^- vBoy: Yeah I need some help.
( a$ t6 b9 `8 @5 ^Operator: What’s the matter?
& j1 e6 O! v; QBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
! l# r3 z. x- D- ]Boy: No with my math.
$ g" g* o2 o2 t* z$ ?' c; XOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ D5 L, @( e" r% B0 ]2 p+ IBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 H  ]; E) N2 \- rOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ r/ g! Y' O1 P0 v! ~Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" `; R$ U) b6 c  R1 i( sBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
- `( Z3 C5 W9 c4 }3 U( W8 fBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
& p) Q; a% R  AOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' D) O/ f0 p4 P1 ?/ Y0 ~1 c; s& UBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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7 J5 _- y7 ^' J: v+ ]9 nBoy: I don’t know, 1.
2 ?; I1 W3 F: x) [7 tOperator: No. How old are you?
" h" R5 l$ f, ~8 t" ~8 {. K- U5 ABoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
3 H- \0 J0 D; }1 hBoy: Yeah.
: R: m4 ]) t- f( iOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 G0 F0 r7 o  A# N! gBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
  n5 V% ~  I3 T# |2 c6 @3 G& \Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 u) c" \$ v+ d% z( DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
' D4 S$ i1 X4 z2 q% y, Y( h: hOperator: It’s the mother…
2 V6 f/ O1 T, c' s, H2 E; NBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈