4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
8 v+ s/ t9 ?% F* T0 ^1 y3 XBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ |# J' K2 ]0 N  z3 P* k: r0 SBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 t  p8 @6 u2 M/ v$ |5 n" eOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
4 C9 x) H4 o7 r0 ROperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
- J8 w8 \7 h; _/ c) j1 f9 q2 \! _Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 t" B: _+ T# U* }Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 |+ P: _( |4 Y  M! s/ GOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 y1 H/ O  X& |) j. k( LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
6 G1 k6 ?! a5 `# Z# W2 U: D+ ]Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

/ Z" F$ e9 \( r* ^Boy: I don’t know, 1.
  B6 S; c0 ]4 m7 H. dOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
+ i4 _- b$ h# k5 |; A' fOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
" `7 v" A. U6 wBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. L& B  _" S  J* x6 J' yOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* X6 ]7 k  i. J7 e. fBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, m% D1 p# Z3 t4 E, l$ D  K0 ^Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
; u  g* B/ N4 j, v1 JBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ x$ g7 O( i7 b0 Y0 n* I( [# nWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈