4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: x2 s# Y5 b$ }0 O9 NOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
; Z0 V& ?1 `# q& ]# y9 ], `Operator: What’s the matter?
2 k6 @6 @6 I/ M3 m5 I4 p# b  }4 {Boy: With my math.
0 c+ Q' L- E# H9 m: A+ qOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 D- ]* Q4 O$ w; tOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
! U9 T( j4 i. H0 W8 bOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
) B) y1 x, g# V( EOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ V2 I' J3 r8 q! D8 y0 hBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
- n* l2 j9 q0 K" SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! S0 \0 r+ l% C& P, |! EBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 J6 A% X: C( w, `' zBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
5 `4 g# a4 ]9 k1 u2 u5 {% ], `, P. FOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
9 i! ?& P- J' sOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
( }. O& y, _1 S- k6 HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
" e* K8 v9 b! R3 ABoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
- W. v8 e  ~, x1 b2 C+ wBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
7 _) S5 r/ E( u8 d8 b2 w# iWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
3 [! g- U8 }2 [# U3 Q( @+ qBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈