4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
. J+ X! K& N$ J, pOperator: What’s the matter?
& d; e9 d* A" K; ]2 G' i: |: lBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
1 G3 x# a. R4 Q( XOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  U9 `2 _, K& @! }Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
! K9 L  \7 T& w- l% zOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 F2 B. T+ {! _$ X3 j  F5 SBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 f7 C9 E  B/ k6 R9 D6 IOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: J  `' O; M2 M) Q! S& h; |Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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% M- f* d% l- i0 ]0 b! f7 `5 @- nBoy: I don’t know, 1.
& M0 G3 X8 `2 g( t8 u- hOperator: No. How old are you?
- b8 v5 o% U  X6 f. o1 z/ o0 \4 EBoy: I’m only 4.
& h& \1 Y- I3 f+ Q9 ?" YOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
3 A0 E% {# Y; Y! `3 ^' i+ o$ `$ LOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
( u; ]0 @8 z9 O, B( P! EBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ L% D) y' C2 Q( N+ @6 I2 cBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 u& f: G. G6 R! cOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 G# j. a: x, b: |6 m6 s8 qWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈