4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% t$ g1 |4 V+ {" K5 g. gOperator: What’s the matter?
/ Q# }! N5 I4 F, T4 o! m' ]0 y: n1 pBoy: With my math.
! m: P* w) K* h1 e) C3 R: yOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! v4 ~) t- o0 z! `/ t, S0 i- ABoy: Okay.
. a( k. }$ E5 T2 K* s1 gOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
6 T" w) U9 v$ p" qOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
3 n8 K* a/ r7 @Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ V! ~/ `5 ~7 O. q- C3 O4 h  D5 HOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! C  W- ^; G" {' R; ]' S  W" OBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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# `0 Y! Z4 R5 c1 i2 C& V% WBoy: I don’t know, 1.
: x. h) V( m* m: ~Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' d) y  h7 H& J, f/ tOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
- V  ^" w0 A7 n3 G: ^5 BBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
2 ^' z7 `9 h4 V' k0 d4 iWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 x4 b% ^9 ?8 C9 }7 n$ o) jWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈