4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

( J7 L: G: @9 L
3 n) M) }+ N. S: Z: Y* t对话文字记录

Operator: 911 emergencies.
' u2 i3 ?4 s% D8 h6 xBoy: Yeah I need some help.
! b7 ~/ I5 s2 L$ NOperator: What’s the matter?
- {: n  t! E, X+ G5 X  G8 kBoy: With my math.
# K4 O7 j8 {( Q. w8 B. oOperator: With your mouth?
% o4 r. H& ?9 @$ y' I5 FBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
6 m: B- j+ F; s9 W) S% x9 HBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 @; V9 h& K  M$ k, n+ l, `Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 J7 o( B$ S+ P/ U$ }) b1 fBoy: Okay.
) `3 X( S' @5 `/ R9 l. uOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
% D6 f  A) t: ^' oOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 A& V) A6 i. T  }9 IBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 t8 T1 M. R* p7 WOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
. T7 Q, C, _3 s% ~- zBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- x) V1 [+ h* S: ~: C$ BOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
3 @2 O% D9 s# y; j# j
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
, v* F2 m$ j* _* c8 iBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
5 b4 ~- ~% Q0 w7 v; n6 y" D3 t) kOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
" E  R( U' r: a6 b. D. Q; m' lBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ o8 a2 Y1 d" R5 h8 w7 ^2 PBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ H& l/ t# I, VWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
6 e* d: n9 }3 _5 E! {" A6 wBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& O1 I! }# R5 H8 ^& j, MWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈