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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.3 b8 q4 @  j( I* n0 `! k+ a
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
+ O! o7 G. _7 j' m7 D! |' f( p: J( DOperator: What’s the matter?( s- l- Q- [" R
Boy: With my math.% X7 }' e5 j  B5 i; {
Operator: With your mouth?
1 t3 Q! ~& J9 [9 \* }2 v! m, A; LBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?2 G4 W1 L. H, E2 C) U" f1 L6 f5 o/ [
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
( t7 W) }2 R( P; N  `Boy: No with my math.9 [5 Y1 W$ l- g: i( q- j& J
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?% [" H/ U1 |! a& {. }6 o
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.& h3 h% O! u7 b* H( g0 d6 R
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. J& a+ f- K7 s; c; l% d. E- [! V$ CBoy: Okay.
" z# X- d# q( p& _" [  T9 i! fOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?3 ?* {% n6 J1 n& n' o# M) |
Boy: I have take aways.7 W  y$ @4 a+ p$ V. s6 S5 ]
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 P, E& _& v  K, b+ jBoy: Yeah.6 W# x( ]5 g7 R" K& \, e& O4 l! c
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
& ?+ |! r; N6 pBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.% n6 O' }* `2 N) ?
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 l; `% S% e% x( p0 u  {* cBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?( ~6 B- b  v& H8 X
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.% _% M# l; ?! r$ h( \. M5 v2 Q
Operator: No. How old are you?0 o# Y2 n  C$ s) R
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 F/ N; Q% V  a$ K7 X( `8 w' o0 ~Operator: 4!
# T9 A& E( c& o) o' D4 r6 oBoy: Yeah.
& T" Z+ }1 [* L  ]: E( }Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)" @8 G/ \3 b& U, u2 ^! I9 K
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.5 i, P/ J( Y* q$ W
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?; B) R9 f2 V5 T7 J- c. d6 U8 z
Boy: 5.! ]0 m3 B0 l0 A1 g# |
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 r0 _2 o% Y( C! \Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.' Y9 @3 Q$ \/ r2 N
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 k9 H# d. w/ R( xOperator: It’s the mother…, S+ X1 T( E( {# P" U. {
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; [4 u. q: F* o) q7 z7 }Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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