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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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" Z1 Y5 E# T$ N3 T4 ]8 u/ ROperator: 911 emergencies.: y* D9 H. \! t1 h7 l
Boy: Yeah I need some help.; f3 a- ?0 _5 ]
Operator: What’s the matter?( t/ _' p5 k% t
Boy: With my math.
2 D/ A9 H; P8 \' q" `  \Operator: With your mouth?) T& M! L. E' P$ ~/ l/ v5 ^+ Y
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 `7 n  h; M7 b4 H3 W4 S, MOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 m3 B; u/ a. F" V9 ]5 i' IBoy: No with my math.
$ N1 N0 f* }9 e  I% \Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?* \- u9 c( ^% U  u
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
& Y4 m# O! I; r2 s' `Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
, v% }; [. v" q! MBoy: Okay.
8 J/ I- S5 Y* D$ Q! U1 J, vOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 ]2 V" l. t1 R: }0 LBoy: I have take aways., B5 }/ \, c, T2 `; S% y
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.$ Y8 w# n4 V9 n
Boy: Yeah.8 a* k+ C9 N5 X, n+ s: t
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?* `. H4 E6 ]% E- E2 M( X1 b
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 ~- T7 q$ B/ x5 g2 o3 \/ uOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.+ p& i' U! \, q  V0 p
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?/ @7 l9 L, E  g7 q. W0 K
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?: e- ^3 Z! d( |; F6 j8 _
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
$ `6 P. {& z: u) h$ W2 @Operator: No. How old are you?: R7 r9 f; S9 y; t. H! y( X( q3 L
Boy: I’m only 4.
" G& }) }1 P) I# C/ |# S2 v' v& A9 ~Operator: 4!
. K) I% e) G! i% rBoy: Yeah.
4 Y2 b4 _: ^' J! l9 H5 DOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
! z5 I: I, x  ?. M( pBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.8 B, s& B. q  x8 q: h- [4 R
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?1 m% l5 y6 ^( u3 ?3 I- e. E
Boy: 5.- F! B5 ~/ l. D& n9 f/ x3 w
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!3 e; T2 K$ L, ^4 y, a+ ]9 l5 R
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 }9 V9 B8 f# Q; B2 q  r' ^, @4 }0 [Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?9 g2 w, G" d) I/ i* c: K. k; H
Operator: It’s the mother…7 Z5 U, |4 ^/ v2 a3 K2 ^# w, v
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. p: A. n7 o( [3 V8 FWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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