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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.* T: b- O: T0 U) s# c6 X3 j
Boy: Yeah I need some help.5 p) q2 z* x  |, i0 E
Operator: What’s the matter?- ]$ W# F, K' B) x* T
Boy: With my math.1 l- D4 ]! A8 W, n/ Y0 l* d5 A1 c
Operator: With your mouth?
2 O; I, H+ \* eBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: V" P3 t: K, V. `, POperator: Sure. Where do you live?( H* Q4 b  R! j+ Y* N4 Q
Boy: No with my math.
) a7 r% ^( A5 m7 VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) n- [9 U+ H6 U$ Q& A# q# g* lBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.& `2 V; o3 e; j5 j
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.7 c1 z6 S  L' \( I0 d) t' q% M0 s
Boy: Okay.
8 ?) O0 _% v. J# GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ U* H( y% J- F1 |Boy: I have take aways.' c3 z* Q8 r. \; E( F! X
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ x+ ~7 v. |& \  g3 b- S/ k$ {% H7 yBoy: Yeah.6 B1 e" I: q; P  E
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  I/ ~6 N/ X$ N3 n# RBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.& e) [. ]6 _/ Q& x3 @
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 S9 B6 P# q; e0 K$ \- J6 i$ Y; ABoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 q/ _2 W+ [4 X9 ?6 @* vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?8 c1 D: W* B2 F6 r% i/ s- Z! I/ Y3 m

  D: v) w: H$ w" R3 c) C0 H( DBoy: I don’t know, 1.
8 u9 P) X. ^( k( h$ P4 FOperator: No. How old are you?- T( a, U1 n, r% v4 P* i
Boy: I’m only 4.0 ^8 i) N1 E+ h: d& |' A& B
Operator: 4!
" ?; k/ ?' j" I: Y2 u1 C' yBoy: Yeah.
8 W9 L4 A, G# t# TOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)- f' r1 e6 O, l) F
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.2 t# r1 p# Q, A$ D& s
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% _- B9 V. B3 o+ `, ^8 QBoy: 5.
& D. ~8 l: p) n  I" ~4 nWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* w# b: t2 v% oBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math./ a" {7 P' B2 i2 S( d# E
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# a) K8 T- j& F6 |Operator: It’s the mother…0 ]" _  C% p  }0 c
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 w! \( n" q5 ^+ e3 cWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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