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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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6 s& z  O3 Y" ]Operator: 911 emergencies.
3 W0 B4 w6 _+ Q' p5 aBoy: Yeah I need some help.
" J8 U6 F0 V, @$ }1 @Operator: What’s the matter?* z$ G& m; C& ^$ a9 x
Boy: With my math.
! A! f/ j7 p8 cOperator: With your mouth?8 Q' e+ ~+ x$ @% p9 @% }
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
) ~3 F; X1 D  I5 ROperator: Sure. Where do you live?0 i6 `* K6 m* y6 }8 H
Boy: No with my math.
% ]5 {+ x* p# G  v" K1 j7 R  bOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?. v0 S8 t( \2 l- Y) i* t6 h% S/ d
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.$ Z8 E9 l( I' P- w# H4 n, W
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.4 g8 ]; m4 h/ L# {% q, d" D
Boy: Okay.. ?6 {( A8 v- m- U  s; T8 I$ i, W1 u
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?9 P- c* \" ?% ?/ o* _# y+ Z: V. i
Boy: I have take aways.
( Q6 c0 o7 p7 z# Q0 s9 nOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.! v5 K; f( U$ k- U4 w& x
Boy: Yeah.
$ H3 ~; X1 ~5 j. b* E1 x% ROperator: Alright, what’s the problem?  V# m+ `* E3 G( \1 E  u
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 x, Q- Z9 e3 O& z) POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) v( d) N9 C6 iBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
* ?& ]# m$ t+ v1 JOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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$ J5 P$ N, r3 ]% I1 W* ]% A/ XBoy: I don’t know, 1.& i/ d1 q6 l. y, ]) X4 A# }( ]' Z
Operator: No. How old are you?
6 p  \+ s3 Y# BBoy: I’m only 4.% G& J( v& z( a% n/ x3 H- ]
Operator: 4!
: e5 o" `+ C1 D# [5 oBoy: Yeah.% F( c) [& s' @+ Z" p" T! v1 H+ X
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
# C* }) N2 G8 ~: n- ^: ^( ~Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% m' b1 r2 R: h0 `! v: K+ VOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
" Q) V  T: [. c1 e( @7 i. i* qBoy: 5.
/ r+ p& l. G& ZWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!  c4 m  z$ A* d" v0 m2 G
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 }8 c" [: f! C7 [Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?6 x& t3 |5 ~% X% N, _
Operator: It’s the mother…6 V' X# b/ S( f; \1 d: _
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.3 a3 a; y8 m) q* I0 e  s$ j
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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