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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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" y! {8 n5 K0 Y8 F' Q7 y5 t对话文字记录* `1 z, A+ |& m

* v& e2 P% o0 z+ V& l: L$ b, Y. bOperator: 911 emergencies.5 r* c) n" Q# y
Boy: Yeah I need some help.$ w% F6 _9 n; s  |* c
Operator: What’s the matter?
0 J- x6 j: T4 ~! kBoy: With my math.
! d( }# i& W; j4 l) u+ Q- f8 }6 DOperator: With your mouth?5 g, i9 M' [' n: _
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?9 t9 T6 E- F# |* Z) c/ s
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?2 n( ^* P) n" ]9 `7 i
Boy: No with my math.7 _3 O+ t% z" D, h! p
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
1 o+ s5 _6 z/ M1 _; d4 ABoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, m5 ]; a3 Y2 k, A! L# COperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ T) U2 J) D# p. k, j5 \Boy: Okay.* o& R, g$ S$ ^% U4 N  x
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! b$ \8 t$ y2 f3 pBoy: I have take aways.8 v0 ^9 {8 U: Q
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 X0 N3 }* w5 p' {% j' JBoy: Yeah.
* H' h5 D0 {3 j) g& gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?  s/ d- J1 z' Z) _) y# C
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' U- j9 d( N  m2 b6 T8 YOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
. b/ H+ k; s* T7 ?' Q' p6 CBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?# f# l! f8 }/ M
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?* o1 g- [1 ?5 V/ ^0 i
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
3 q+ c" X+ G) o* i( ROperator: No. How old are you?
1 H+ }+ R  ]9 \; w6 BBoy: I’m only 4.
) z+ `, L! k! B9 u/ c1 gOperator: 4!
  u$ ]( F$ ]/ S" {/ i4 D5 BBoy: Yeah.
# I. M8 J' k# l3 |& h3 x) jOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
& m8 t7 [9 l0 x0 wBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- B1 O; z1 h: t* a. k, L- c& A0 yOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?+ k' T5 ?: [/ X4 s  W7 k) H: ?$ [
Boy: 5.
$ |/ R* H2 k' f6 `' h7 MWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. n5 W- y' g  n; @' z- ~' DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 }! G3 {" F- T( X& C7 n! i  oWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?2 D- ~5 p8 z6 O1 a: G1 x4 C
Operator: It’s the mother…; T* y7 c. I* a' A
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.. X( J: K4 q7 l5 }
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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