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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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! F& a( P6 n) }9 O! |% u( `( h7 jOperator: 911 emergencies.  _! E. J: u% C5 r2 @
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
7 N+ @- m- F' B7 mOperator: What’s the matter?$ `8 a& X$ Z4 w( c5 u- Y  e
Boy: With my math.
0 W* A) s1 k% F9 }Operator: With your mouth?( u/ L7 B1 ^' n0 m- @
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?0 l- L& m! O5 O4 f9 b  K
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
, q& ~+ D5 n7 B7 tBoy: No with my math.
5 S9 l; X% l$ z6 l6 `1 N+ X* {$ pOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?9 H# a5 L( \7 E6 e3 q- \
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.5 E. m7 s1 u% R7 Z: K# W8 k# |
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& X8 S% o: u# H) Q$ g5 sBoy: Okay.
; k7 L* Q$ y7 C9 f% b( d1 {* p: ]Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?3 y+ H* ~" F/ H" b* [
Boy: I have take aways.: E' F0 t/ }# i) z9 o! Z
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 G+ g" J( y: T6 mBoy: Yeah.
7 X; z3 n- ~1 }# Q6 |! [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
: y. Q- |- l& {# X0 JBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.9 ]. ?- a& y( A( J
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
0 ?9 u' E. ^6 A+ `: MBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?* [- r' X# Z; x7 L" ?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?9 r+ d4 [  A6 ]

) m( W# W6 i. ?8 \8 s' NBoy: I don’t know, 1.. l  ~* P8 ?) w) N3 a+ D% |5 q
Operator: No. How old are you?) y& {8 ~- r& {7 Z9 |5 k
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.0 c4 S; a. Z, F* D, [
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈): J$ ~  u' ~9 a6 z! A
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. J) I* j7 i* t+ u; POperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 s, J* |( D5 }; I1 z8 {  C4 ~Boy: 5.
' a9 k  e) ]# i0 G5 w4 H4 A2 OWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!8 ?, h0 I( g0 i1 l
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.# A: y# z- u/ Z4 T( P
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?, ~$ x& R* e) e
Operator: It’s the mother…8 X/ @% q5 O9 O9 j5 v
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.; g' Q$ ~1 {1 M+ n8 b) D* ^' o
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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