4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
) j- n4 k8 u+ L# R! {( f! `% uOperator: What’s the matter?
) b, J9 g% ?( w; r. F7 U5 eBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
+ l" e/ W: @# |Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
" f9 a: o+ s* VOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
/ C$ W" x( V, E" a- o* qOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 |$ B$ ~6 y; ^Boy: Okay.
2 f/ w  n- t9 u5 x- ?Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# S% e. N5 A! @3 Y9 O1 RBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
, v, W- F& n0 e2 `+ UBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ L# q3 R+ ?: A; }# U3 L0 q4 ]Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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% H# J7 w2 g7 l  Z8 w" }Boy: I don’t know, 1.
- y& ~7 \0 G7 u" _Operator: No. How old are you?
2 m: C  s, y9 V# P2 T7 _Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
' O& V% T0 I" y) W& xOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
& B- O+ a8 O- K1 w& KBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
# E# ~/ n8 X8 X; O8 PBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ V0 S9 P5 y) x6 G' ~- h- pOperator: It’s the mother…
$ l( V9 {! i4 L2 \$ f3 `Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. @5 [& j% ?# {, YWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈