4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 g4 C5 C( @7 ~" ~Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
7 B9 D) V) C5 S$ b; S: f7 e- UBoy: With my math.
+ j7 _; ~3 [% T+ g' y& HOperator: With your mouth?
* H0 ]+ b: s) i) w7 a% q: W+ uBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 }' l- K; B6 T1 {3 }Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( q$ d8 g& H# e7 Q  n, R8 jBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
5 v9 M/ f5 ~; ^Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
# Y5 i% S8 _/ P% q: y/ XOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 s5 k% r7 k) h( QBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 Y' b$ ]! O% C' t0 hBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 i/ y9 z, v; f5 \Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 h- q$ D" m+ u" a9 Z  Z! nBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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: w; a2 t) ~+ h. G  y: D2 IBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
$ r( H9 O" U: B$ GBoy: I’m only 4.
9 n' u& C" V! n0 i$ }& H+ q3 ~Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
! D$ U- e% y0 u/ x2 I- J0 AOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ C5 l1 s$ |" U5 w1 N- ^Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  P/ u$ w/ k" Z) NOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% L9 B' Y% d3 J5 i: bBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
/ x, L$ d) w8 ]Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
) R- b# C9 _4 S, B2 A+ f  o% qBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈