4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 g1 l7 C. ]0 k1 N7 e+ [( _& s, U0 ^Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
( X  l: Z& ]7 w9 i, x- {/ QOperator: What’s the matter?
: ^$ ^( ?( b, N2 QBoy: With my math.
, Z2 M- l% h6 K# k* b( ?2 }Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 W0 k7 O+ t2 p; F2 q$ eOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 P; w& R2 s6 ?% v# g7 a. Q) nBoy: No with my math.
" n' s) V; r6 F! q" NOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 K6 m# [: V. [/ K5 a1 }Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
4 V* t1 I0 P8 S8 _; {Boy: Okay.
! i+ l) A- L) A* r2 I5 I* cOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
) w, k/ r9 w( V: UOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ V" R. |( [' h# k1 Y5 DBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- T! f5 S; r  R4 C/ p+ ^  s" VOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* [2 Y) L8 j$ a- `3 {! VBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
2 ^, j( B: k4 g# L) hOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
8 J* |* e+ W9 E5 H  t9 ABoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* T8 V4 e0 H! ?: c/ aBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
$ c) h3 i/ j" cBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 h* f" l. Y7 G, Z1 C' o& J  `Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈