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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
- m3 t- b# K  j5 WBoy: Yeah I need some help.7 z0 n9 {* K5 A' V3 ~* w
Operator: What’s the matter?
9 L. Q: T0 i) C. \8 b5 X9 \3 [Boy: With my math.8 s2 K( _" u: d5 l' u
Operator: With your mouth?8 \3 ]7 Z3 G+ n7 @3 S7 J, O
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?% N- o- {: J2 [9 y
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ O6 z" X2 t0 B3 }! ^$ bBoy: No with my math.
! k3 K1 j6 o# r% p/ B9 XOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?6 ?1 K; M& w. j
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.3 U& u3 B6 `9 S$ y8 q3 I) {: D
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 V' V- ?! q+ r" r5 Q! D, [3 F5 l  fBoy: Okay.
- r! D6 L8 A& Z# z. rOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?: }( U( Q! g3 Y8 u
Boy: I have take aways." V+ o9 w4 f5 j
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.7 j1 a2 Q, |, ]- Z+ f% N* @" u
Boy: Yeah.
- y2 ^/ y8 r# P  @% AOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 r+ W7 w% q0 v; x- Y' M$ q' iBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.* F# o% g) _3 r4 `% r
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.  G' k* _5 z# [: b( Q2 x- V
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
( v1 f5 V* v, Z& {: YOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?+ R+ C% j) [: C. |! ~
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.- Z/ C# f( _8 X6 R8 |
Operator: No. How old are you?
; O4 M& e; ], x' \) aBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
7 u: b) s) e, Z. IOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)3 q; |3 M, q8 s# O+ g, Y: i# W
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 s' Z! Y7 H( n  Z6 H1 v! gOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ x1 E2 @9 H1 f, z$ k1 X9 vBoy: 5.$ A( z# @0 H7 I, y) }
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!1 J4 Y5 v" @; U' E" z
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.  @1 r; S  G$ r: p
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- k6 g8 W3 {  [: W: `" }# y4 Z6 m, KOperator: It’s the mother…
7 A) R8 `; m- u5 [  P: iBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.; Y8 A- y% P/ @. E
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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