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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.; S2 S1 P$ \. c0 f/ w7 v9 [
Boy: Yeah I need some help.! j5 O2 I8 y7 D0 ~. I; H' N4 z
Operator: What’s the matter?1 U0 D8 N% p! m0 U; ]
Boy: With my math.
7 Y" a7 ]& b$ |: k( |Operator: With your mouth?
4 `7 Q5 A# {2 }9 YBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& q' Q$ e' c9 w# ?/ i4 ~Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 A7 Z+ D! @  e6 d) @% SBoy: No with my math.$ F+ c) x; K. Q0 M" j7 e3 k
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?6 c8 R/ M, H6 r* W1 |  X- L! c
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' ]7 B6 K& P5 |- V( WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
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0 ^6 @( O& |' A( d; q5 wOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?( j8 }, [0 T0 i( y
Boy: I have take aways.
( e% w/ H1 B' Z, \( ~Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.% b, s; A( B8 u) ]- {4 v" E1 k
Boy: Yeah.
! H: T& d; t# ]6 T  EOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?& {7 q9 p& S+ h# ?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, N/ p1 l( e' [" c1 _Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
  T: g* E! |- g4 S# o- ?" RBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
6 i3 l" |* F7 ?1 r9 HOperator: No. How old are you?& F6 v, [9 H$ J/ M
Boy: I’m only 4.+ V  h- L; T  J4 S, o
Operator: 4!6 v( X8 Q0 T8 J
Boy: Yeah.! G8 a) |4 U  R
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)/ O; Q+ ^, J# J# @! ]
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.: `, K6 p, E; m% e" l. [
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; Q" U* }: f/ }/ g' [Boy: 5.
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Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
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Operator: It’s the mother…
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1 [& T) B5 n1 B& l1 k2 |# ZWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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