4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
2 J% ]* A2 Z4 @; ^2 GOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
8 g: D* e$ q# F$ L6 j) }4 vOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- \. @& V! Z7 M1 n, }Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& F0 i- L  q$ R: ?: y1 ZBoy: Okay.
( E, Q! e: v9 S3 U0 }+ \0 u2 _+ OOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
, z6 b' E( T+ A8 xBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
3 ]+ q3 O  B2 W# v  Z- FBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; Y# \2 S( L) S9 ^1 m6 WBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( m. m: i( [: L' h& l8 U$ g+ EOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 R6 A, {. Q4 k# W* B) q- T+ WBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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7 \: F, P' t( F) U! x. _7 JBoy: I don’t know, 1.
' R, g* Q1 m) e7 Z+ m& Y2 ZOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
2 f6 y8 R$ J/ z* \9 W/ U0 vBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. ?8 d4 S! ~. r# ?+ }Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( A# n+ p; t2 u4 QBoy: 5.
" L: m3 o/ k0 W$ e0 s; P9 E. ?Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
0 |' X- ~, \2 j; J+ N! W$ l4 dBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 w$ T- s  i- ~& SWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  D. z- t! X  tOperator: It’s the mother…
/ J6 G# g) i9 d9 YBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈