4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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0 G  U  D7 c3 R6 e5 h+ R6 jOperator: 911 emergencies.
# ~3 E- u/ a3 @Boy: Yeah I need some help.
' z9 c7 ^1 i) O( E3 q" }/ @Operator: What’s the matter?
8 B0 b5 V% T2 ~* Y  eBoy: With my math.
% N/ W1 T5 U9 w9 o+ fOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
, z4 |% R8 V+ [9 A% O. JOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
& u$ I$ f1 \1 Q+ s- c) e0 CBoy: No with my math.
$ w; i" ^) t$ y$ p* F; LOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
5 \# N3 t& ?2 Z& COperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) N- K& ^/ n+ G7 z8 @7 A# KBoy: I have take aways.
7 |% C% _9 I2 {3 d- r& h2 a+ d$ K7 jOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
8 G' N) D* d, I9 N# }) nBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
- I1 P$ A0 B3 A$ ^% kOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- I& r. K* ?6 \% I0 y( hBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
* E, |: I6 [( E1 TOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

4 h3 E6 n) ^# c- e% t& FBoy: I don’t know, 1.
3 r$ Y2 x) k5 a, ^6 AOperator: No. How old are you?
8 ~4 e  U' a7 zBoy: I’m only 4.
  E% A* L: l# {" oOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
6 a! f2 |# B' G3 M% l! wWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 d  ?$ a8 c. n4 yOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈