4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
" a4 q1 _0 E2 N# M8 k. j  c/ dBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
/ N' d) S! }7 @4 v. \) J2 X6 YOperator: With your mouth?
0 X7 G: W- s0 h& v# O4 ZBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; |9 E& @6 G6 y: n3 GOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 u, M+ h7 U( @% WBoy: No with my math.
1 R2 J, L' ^+ B' N: h; {  K. m% ~Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
) d" m! J% j) y, s7 V/ H& I' e# tOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 W7 k2 T0 B+ B+ I: e* w$ T$ ~  ]* _Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
0 G; Z8 i$ i1 q& y5 w, ?: m' t# cOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
, e. B( n4 U# E* C3 F7 g+ KBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 E7 `; ?8 |& l$ v/ LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ e4 X  \- P- C4 a- aOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 u9 J* F1 G# i0 ^3 j( h5 YOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
9 y, r0 }1 c6 o5 D% {, S1 V% c. xBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
$ x0 T* x( B( O0 FWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 ~  m# b& F5 s) J: k1 BBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* p  r/ d1 i) C/ T% p. N& tWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈