4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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$ u- R( _$ C2 }' G+ E1 X: MOperator: 911 emergencies.
2 V; b2 u6 l& a) mBoy: Yeah I need some help.
; g" ]' \# s7 k$ m5 n) w6 BOperator: What’s the matter?
3 ~) O" t3 q$ @9 |Boy: With my math.
1 g; Y9 A0 J2 O: K7 hOperator: With your mouth?
- l$ o. ~4 Q) t: I+ S8 \% qBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
( M7 Q' W3 G- oBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( h! R2 k1 z& s+ b  HBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
0 s6 U3 p1 _4 i& e; JBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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; z: t1 u6 r. Q, B8 yBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
! ~% H/ Z( p' }Boy: I’m only 4.
0 m+ P/ y& E# ]! L1 n5 H8 iOperator: 4!
  d2 c$ w- j1 V* J8 d% R4 ^6 E) BBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
% o% W8 f9 G. K$ Y# Y# p7 zBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
8 L- ?( N1 j; G+ B+ {) s& PWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( k& N$ A' @- b. NWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 E  h) d5 U3 |0 q2 ^  v! [Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! b% j; _# T) oWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈