4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
5 p. q. o% z  I: R4 k; i# p' ^1 x# cBoy: With my math.
" S' p) P' U. M% nOperator: With your mouth?
1 U5 v' G" p5 }7 j7 F" p$ B* x* jBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. ~# ~5 X+ n# D$ f9 }% y4 V/ Q9 LOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 d$ j- ~4 M. jOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
7 ]" j2 C" i, Q. |" W3 N1 OBoy: Okay.
5 `1 X3 r& s; T8 `& `3 POperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
4 E1 y4 S) _. ]% d  ~9 ]Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* `; |$ ^; L  W( s' s4 gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
5 Q" z8 g0 y% B! Y; }: Q: FOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
5 Q$ {  a) R# S: ^: x- J" ?( gOperator: 4!
( F2 q( f7 k8 r0 hBoy: Yeah.
5 e$ q+ v: u4 ^* B9 O  n6 fOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ P8 T3 a5 B% I( aBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! b; g" u  f  h! Q/ gWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈