4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
  b# P/ p  l! M  zBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: R. T7 b4 n- `2 e' bOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 L8 z# [1 e  TBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 O! Q+ y5 D9 NOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% c8 M9 E2 W% k  l. lBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  p/ Q( L9 g4 ?9 NBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 `; a# s' w: SBoy: Yeah.
$ E. ?1 F% w9 `: d( ]* h  c* KOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# H7 V( c6 u/ SOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
) b$ c4 M6 }. e9 pOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
/ B! u; x9 u  h# UOperator: 4!
: [1 r, R5 @) xBoy: Yeah.
1 A. |+ ~) P# mOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
9 s- X) J) X8 H8 }- H/ WBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" p8 W6 E0 H  ]6 `; b% IOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# D" \/ Y. w5 s2 l' U  FOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# g; i' K# S/ U) f. I* zWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈