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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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  \: D! F, L3 ]0 _' Y# d4 QOperator: 911 emergencies.. f8 m2 y: L8 I2 f- H, Y; H
Boy: Yeah I need some help.2 M. i  o, T9 O9 S: [4 L" j
Operator: What’s the matter?9 p$ Y" a2 M6 x( l! {7 T
Boy: With my math./ M  d% a0 d& j' c& E2 A  |
Operator: With your mouth?
& N0 J/ w+ |$ J) W* o9 OBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 X  v. o8 y+ t; N3 [Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 N* z- a9 |* NBoy: No with my math.& D* k4 f9 b% T) V) g4 S- o
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ V" g+ K+ C' g3 b3 U/ ~. MBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.: \4 a% V* N) Z/ k# j" V1 K/ m! a: f
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; N2 w' h6 C! qBoy: Okay.; d: F) G; }  Y. s, r
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 a$ ?! `' ]8 X) R/ |Boy: I have take aways.* ^/ r4 A: {3 f
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.5 ?- Y/ S5 H0 Y2 L! r( {7 k
Boy: Yeah.
1 _3 p0 ~; j' ?9 F! d( ROperator: Alright, what’s the problem?4 I5 A2 s; s( Y# d' _7 U" g3 D
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.+ p0 H% j( G, s$ {# |
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 u; j$ t0 Z8 ZBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?, k- l+ F( y% `+ s* V
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
" a, t1 d% k. oOperator: No. How old are you?
' I8 u, y1 [% h. i. OBoy: I’m only 4.5 Z* b' i! W& a1 X  [
Operator: 4!" F" g9 ^1 R1 o
Boy: Yeah.
/ Z: V; C. T! q4 h9 p: [6 WOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈), _6 P: Q, R2 ?( d
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.; j$ `2 r# D/ H7 {5 I) X: ^; ^
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ X( x2 }! T' S( @! G, ?Boy: 5.
5 X& o8 O% o* G* y# lWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!7 ]% Y7 a5 ]* V/ `9 @/ V
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& e! [2 i- s1 C8 @: y8 QWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
% J- H3 L- b6 U: k5 l# qOperator: It’s the mother…
; M3 o$ o/ M) u, Z* ?5 ?Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.) t8 g2 j% V! P; g# s2 F
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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