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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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' Z& C/ B# O4 R* G! T  i2 IOperator: 911 emergencies.+ ?; m) {) n  E" w
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
# V; Q. |# a& VOperator: What’s the matter?
) {6 `9 h9 w; w" _8 d5 F( S2 v; {* M- H! `Boy: With my math.
. G$ K; g9 i$ |8 K; X9 W: k# qOperator: With your mouth?
, X+ ]0 e$ d, R  BBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 f* h. F! f( f0 V8 Q& GOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* s' T8 g* S5 o* W+ {. ?/ vBoy: No with my math.
: G& a. _3 H* f0 l  m- nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?2 _8 [8 @) a0 ]& w
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.1 j% c, f$ `  r. l/ a+ M$ x4 S$ B
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.' _  N! Q, @2 I: M5 B& c" y) a7 n
Boy: Okay.9 F6 ~9 Z( r3 X$ J7 }* E6 H
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
+ |/ @' `/ V1 j  j3 ]5 CBoy: I have take aways.) D& `/ A9 m( F  q
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.$ `/ K1 f3 d$ K3 W' H
Boy: Yeah." `8 P/ H% c: ]9 J+ n6 p
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
2 y. l1 v# J( Q" U; W+ w3 DBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.  M' D. e* \& y, A
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) ?1 i8 {% t1 h! [- [0 Z! j! cBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. v& t! v5 Z$ y( K: sOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.* v- U$ Q4 k* ]& w& R$ n: l& Z
Operator: No. How old are you?9 S2 A! x- }( {" B% B$ c5 r% o& S
Boy: I’m only 4.2 p- a& x5 M  T8 @: b- n: c; u6 s
Operator: 4!; f$ l6 @- ]2 q; O4 r, k
Boy: Yeah.5 S+ N3 f' ~' x1 r) v3 G
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)( d; [, t+ `/ ~4 N
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.# ]/ V7 ]+ l5 M: n
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?6 w# ], W/ J( D
Boy: 5.4 p* [4 Q+ l' S
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ M0 E! C, Q6 vBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.1 X0 \: |& X  r: e0 S9 q
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?/ L5 a8 ?5 p2 C1 M0 O8 g
Operator: It’s the mother…
4 R& h# g8 o# N5 T8 D6 qBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.) {0 v  ]0 p7 N
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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