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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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; O: Q/ a' M1 @# A8 R& c% TOperator: 911 emergencies.7 ~6 ^4 P, [6 q7 S( _) d* o9 I  V
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% g$ b) Y( }% @( o# }6 k  hOperator: What’s the matter?
+ p' w7 d' Q$ v* G0 JBoy: With my math.
4 k/ g% W# k  P- l/ G1 EOperator: With your mouth?
9 g( s8 [1 ^6 I. t0 }$ u4 L6 LBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?% k8 X2 n- |5 K5 F
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ W; ?* c$ C# T& j: W+ EBoy: No with my math.
% D1 @- l6 {  a% p( b. ~9 ZOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?+ B% [* l3 ?9 x& Q9 m8 x) g
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# u$ w  `) `5 E6 tOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.8 k5 }' n7 U$ _6 e5 f. V
Boy: Okay.: R3 g$ B. g% T7 ]
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?, p& p* B7 p; @7 _1 ?$ ~
Boy: I have take aways.* b9 O) M( l2 {9 y: w$ w$ q- N
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 S, ?4 f  @+ ^3 t3 D1 o, {! {3 O3 TBoy: Yeah.) k5 @! b- u0 u1 J9 d
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?+ x" Q6 O% r$ e. Q, j( G& b
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% A+ F5 N1 @: y( n' j# nOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
( U& b9 J1 e" lBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?4 b, G& s0 L% O- i& y5 k
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.0 ?: ]7 w- Y- T. z6 ~% z
Operator: No. How old are you?. E1 I1 S7 x' h+ \( A2 B
Boy: I’m only 4.7 {1 @* ?8 m; g4 ~) S
Operator: 4!0 r/ X3 P# Z3 P  @6 c( ]$ W# w
Boy: Yeah.) w! j; c  j+ G
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
$ r6 J6 _: n4 c, k1 I* E$ l$ MBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. E% K1 S9 v- r9 i7 \Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 [6 i6 a% ^5 j. T1 mBoy: 5.
0 \( D. b- y. q5 wWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!3 t6 M6 w% u1 x. a
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.3 f9 N/ d; M; A
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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! ^# f; W& W" @, Y/ hBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 b( B9 B' L" ^6 V* t+ UWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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