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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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6 r/ q4 t" j: s; g" w7 H对话文字记录2 ^2 N& ^7 V5 L5 \% D/ o/ Z: f
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Operator: 911 emergencies.$ G5 ~- G/ {4 C9 [: a4 \
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
5 ]& J' W$ t4 }3 Y# Q5 ?$ p+ oOperator: What’s the matter?
! b: O$ \. X# w2 F0 Q& D- M6 K0 GBoy: With my math.
7 w$ C2 m: H& }Operator: With your mouth?
9 Z2 y0 x0 I. K$ H4 w% vBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?3 u9 V8 z  d% a8 s3 _# K2 r
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?+ g9 Y8 r% z6 {- G; Z7 Y- n3 p
Boy: No with my math.
2 t' s  g! X4 E" ?7 v3 i/ [% lOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?# y1 ~' L& Z; D3 F5 i' T8 Z
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone." _5 K* g( j1 P( Y: {
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.4 w' Q/ p1 o% W0 A" A/ L4 o- M
Boy: Okay.
; j/ q0 P; ^1 s4 q3 q/ b0 ~Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?/ f; i4 R, B$ _; m3 i- e
Boy: I have take aways.
: U) _" `: S7 E2 ~; t4 aOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.2 y& ^8 A  u3 C2 d
Boy: Yeah., |: h. _: u- Q! q+ K
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?% V0 ^  k5 a- \6 @2 G
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ ^+ u1 M. @5 {: R5 M1 j8 ~. A  |4 POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.) o8 H  [/ k! X& ~
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" d: ^8 {$ [4 q8 \2 c6 M5 @Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?4 K+ @5 n; E: a7 K8 y+ u" K
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Boy: I don’t know, 1." d) `- A* I$ q# \& c8 \
Operator: No. How old are you?( T; W+ I+ [7 T
Boy: I’m only 4.) k' s+ O2 O: J( s# L; t& i
Operator: 4!
2 \. m3 v+ o. x: m$ G, \Boy: Yeah.
# Q' C4 h$ m* U$ j( r/ uOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)7 K$ }2 U- M& t4 u1 A# E
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 o$ `% f$ w( R6 N3 n! kOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
; U; H2 {, P1 _3 m% O; k; |6 EBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) }0 `! M! d% k8 _; q" N0 @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?( x, W2 ]- ]* C1 L, b& N
Operator: It’s the mother…: F5 h- o* B' g# C
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.7 O7 ~+ L5 O, i* X- b3 e) O
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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