4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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8 Z8 [9 V7 ^: b# o% cOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- G: R8 k& E( d* h8 LOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
- Y. j+ O; e+ c% z* ]$ T3 aBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 {* L9 L. t; q7 Z0 oBoy: Okay.
9 a! S# G: c2 k! U; x3 ]) uOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
' s5 d) E# {/ T  U" c% h  T7 I6 I! \- GOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 q7 l/ X) ]* V& Z" a) \Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ n! L- I, z1 y! ^/ a8 gOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 f2 x0 q" M8 H7 ?0 eOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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( J' q+ N8 I' p8 KBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
: n5 I2 f3 Q1 B& `Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
# ~$ c) N; f7 TBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
2 A0 p4 c0 V8 w% G2 F5 c& i; lBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
' L$ G0 n/ `+ nWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& z- N4 C. S3 W. `! hWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
7 J. \: T! Z$ X; f. R  ]# r- uBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ v3 s9 u  x) o* S7 q; \, D4 U7 fWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈