4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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! a  g8 w/ [% v3 e* _0 S& N) GOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
* v- n1 o/ a) Q5 Q4 {Boy: With my math.
& `+ F4 j0 l2 W/ V  \( ~  N6 j1 a" SOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
: K& n; b( {# wBoy: No with my math.
8 D$ e6 A# G( ]5 L+ C# [Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* v' ^, V4 E/ UOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
! E" U; T! H+ f# C- N/ YOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ @3 i: b6 e. ~Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# I+ z# {( H! j; @- b. fOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 K- o4 Z% c. T, Z6 V% X) pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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% e+ S1 [/ p7 z, ~; a' R: V7 [Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
& m! F3 N0 W! I. j# WOperator: 4!
- t4 w3 ]9 B9 `9 R4 G3 zBoy: Yeah.
! J' s+ }5 B3 S& Y1 k% B% LOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
" E% }3 K* H4 A3 ?5 @& Y0 YBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ c" N" @& E! F! ~8 {Boy: 5.
* o1 K' Y2 R! ~) Z9 MWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( P9 \6 C+ o2 w" ]; CBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 O. d" r; ~! P: i% B! Z7 lWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ _) @3 j! E) _( [$ H& C; v7 AOperator: It’s the mother…
: O. ~4 R2 K" h4 N5 ABoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈