4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

6 R; e3 p( I4 }4 M. v# A6 K+ B
对话文字记录

4 L/ s2 H' [) o% zOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
) n! [: L; E# w( _6 q/ `& s4 VOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
! a1 M) t0 c0 S. IOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
& |: \. r% u. h, ^. d) W0 @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 t, |8 L& {$ n/ OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 n; R9 L4 T, P0 n5 ~+ uBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
6 b2 \4 b5 \4 z( L' y3 f( FBoy: I have take aways.
; U+ X/ B* ^* i+ A) T' h/ B0 JOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
3 I. N- \6 C0 k7 rBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 B. d  z6 @, i7 [9 \. `9 WBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- u4 c  R0 ^+ {& V. Y& POperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
/ Z) k( E+ t4 N5 J* \# r3 X. L
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
) g* h) W! N0 wBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
1 Q" W' U$ f6 m' v# t: e, f# LBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
; D0 k- Y+ @. y9 F1 bWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 Z6 d2 l. e2 @  `+ x4 s2 v3 c: nWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈