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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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. T. {! S2 Q, N& Y/ i  F, \  l3 OOperator: 911 emergencies.% {' [7 C# Z& q' B
Boy: Yeah I need some help.: |% M0 e: }/ K; y( T7 A
Operator: What’s the matter?6 H# K  u5 h+ u& z9 Z
Boy: With my math.0 K$ y4 p6 {$ R  p; Z) ^
Operator: With your mouth?
  M. c; [  Q) C* z, R! cBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?1 u. B$ b+ J7 K2 |1 s
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
' S6 M& Z) E4 m1 R' @4 GBoy: No with my math.# ]2 z1 D; }) T  U2 y
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?' Q! |" z, r; ]8 {& o, b5 Z& D& _
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.' F5 F) [1 C. l2 b" _# k" p) V' t# U) X
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 y" P! W0 y' E4 _" bBoy: Okay.- W, g( F6 k/ v6 a5 J- ]: h
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?  H: o5 V3 j' ~, k" v
Boy: I have take aways.' r  O/ U% L4 h7 D+ L( N
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.6 U4 n# P  s9 o! S" `, U" n
Boy: Yeah.! m+ V7 F' D$ T) h
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?7 I0 U: S1 r1 e3 A9 Y
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.$ K% M' j6 G5 t
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' m% `' h+ m! u+ D0 LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?. Y# i! v0 A" U" ]: W" g# r
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.! `1 ^7 {4 Q8 n! N8 ?* P
Operator: No. How old are you?
0 k  Z. G; t1 L/ e! jBoy: I’m only 4.1 }- v% W% \& a6 g: p% z/ q" ^5 ?& t% a
Operator: 4!( U) c& p2 Y2 _
Boy: Yeah.
7 j+ W* P2 `( \$ e& YOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)& p' B( J4 h5 b0 M% n; Q
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 N$ X" A' `  I0 }( ]6 E! C' zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?; o! L  l* ~9 ^
Boy: 5.
7 Z. y3 a1 {4 ^- S$ ]& h! }Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! R5 p# D8 R6 ]; {! YBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& l2 B1 C4 A# a" cWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?  A; H8 c6 r0 s4 `% Y
Operator: It’s the mother…
. E$ {) u/ a! E- ^9 \Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ ?0 \+ ?4 q" u6 G4 lWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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