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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.2 \' W* Y: w% a) H) j" [9 `
Boy: Yeah I need some help.3 u- G4 m7 M* i9 |" A7 h0 b5 h. F
Operator: What’s the matter?
! R4 y5 N& [7 {& ^: v9 L7 `) UBoy: With my math.2 Q* w0 p1 Y4 s9 a
Operator: With your mouth?
: }9 |) |1 ]( O8 gBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?3 M4 J. s$ K3 J2 ^4 A# P
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
* ^4 E/ u. x2 e$ p4 cBoy: No with my math.
! [( Z1 b2 W6 y0 M) a$ X; ]2 l) @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# c6 K) P- ~5 V) NBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% T3 Z0 ?1 ]' P) s7 G* j& L. q) I
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) a; _% Z* z+ U# w- o3 {Boy: Okay.( ]3 }& Y7 q0 e! g) `5 {/ |
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?4 [. r# x  n& `& H# i0 Z* L8 u
Boy: I have take aways.8 N  E* C( W% P4 }
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- t; V4 ~& k# z* ?Boy: Yeah.# y! ^8 H- r0 I& c
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?# E+ v! U" @" f* P2 \( o# A
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
! X3 c0 R; [7 N3 w  u; DOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 j. `: B- e1 n$ u$ gBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?* M' a" E9 m# r( H
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Operator: No. How old are you?/ a9 [# W6 ]: a/ R" ]( T, e
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.* G6 @8 |' l: R; w
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)# Q( ?% {( T, Q/ s( K
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.* h* s9 s% I6 ]# N1 V) j, a
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ d1 Z* o+ G  x! A/ S- |Boy: 5.
0 [* u' g3 _8 N$ p! kWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!5 |, s9 v! n: W, m
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* K* x$ o7 r1 M8 P  o/ }7 |( V  ^Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 \( Y  g1 \& Q$ mOperator: It’s the mother…! s1 C: [0 H% M" \' s
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.0 Y, h0 q' t: q6 r7 u  z+ r* [
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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