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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.! Y- b. A# S/ y
Boy: Yeah I need some help.! f7 [+ F" e$ J+ S
Operator: What’s the matter?
8 i9 m: O0 W' X4 O/ I/ O2 x* o/ rBoy: With my math.% _; z' ^: R. O" ~2 r5 s
Operator: With your mouth?' I* Z, E* A  p+ O
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 \' U  b  \9 R3 Z' I! K- AOperator: Sure. Where do you live?2 j) k# Z0 b$ ~( F. S8 g6 W
Boy: No with my math.' H0 h7 |, K6 N4 l3 p$ p: f2 c
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
; ?0 S! _; \: K1 Z. Z6 iBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 [- k5 F/ i( b1 O5 y1 fOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.8 {% J/ `7 ?: M8 L
Boy: Okay.( b" f, z" i3 u! y& H! z1 Y# w
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?4 V4 ?% H. H6 T& U5 K
Boy: I have take aways.
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  d% x2 e# S4 @4 R+ J- ^, p1 GBoy: Yeah.# J0 T! |4 i5 C. |- w
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 P! k& T3 S+ zBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 t+ I6 X& X# Q& n- o% r. }; ?% F' C" UOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.* V9 w$ M) t0 _; _' f  L1 y
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& F: V5 a% B% TOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.7 a, q9 p: L* q6 J1 p3 J; l
Operator: No. How old are you?2 E, E1 v5 a- I9 M& X* q
Boy: I’m only 4.3 {: S) t3 q. V
Operator: 4!
+ K" P1 V" R# a1 VBoy: Yeah.
$ |! @# y8 p/ @% U0 JOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)7 F5 _' ~: ^; x2 _
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 g7 u  J. j$ o, {& F& @Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?; f/ Q4 x1 X1 U: Q* e0 {4 o7 z, }
Boy: 5.
; R/ T1 H% O# w) e% v1 HWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
6 b0 W, p1 D9 z5 k, q( JBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
4 o7 C, ?2 }4 Y4 t5 G3 t7 DWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?8 h6 ^; y- U/ |+ E8 C0 @
Operator: It’s the mother…
: |" I% H, T9 P$ gBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 s" t; u' f3 nWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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