4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
+ ^- Z/ N) w# P: X( `Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
9 ]  X" O8 m0 a' F0 kBoy: With my math.
0 Q4 s- e" F" D: S# p# z9 }Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- f9 u! F# q& `( N0 \- jBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 I* q8 E* d  q8 CBoy: Okay.
* u2 |4 h8 r$ POperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
; o% l$ X3 p; k5 z8 W0 |( jBoy: I have take aways.
2 Q, _! B0 B5 mOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 i" k8 n1 k7 @/ {( _5 l3 rBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
& k# K6 t: u- c" C' v8 h  T2 G4 |6 nBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
: u* o. {' Z: n6 p8 G% ~- R8 s( QOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
3 o. V0 T) {6 S1 b* }/ N) L1 \Boy: Yeah.
' E+ _8 r# ]4 C$ W4 g: fOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
& K  q! [6 h  @+ U) ?1 Q9 v2 @9 }/ ABoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈