4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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) S6 w; Q! Z9 k" }2 J0 ]* |Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ j8 T* X. A4 r& A4 Z9 b2 m% o" S5 KBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
" H4 L1 j# E& Z" c: t3 D1 IOperator: With your mouth?
5 W( p) j: t+ |. |& nBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 k( R! X% Y# |5 U) |+ [% \5 JOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ F, L, l* o! IBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 I( W9 ~- V4 h- y# WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( {" N' _7 @/ v# g, U4 [4 W/ }Boy: I have take aways.
/ D- ^$ x5 h3 ~8 p: e, TOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# S4 O6 F0 o6 a$ M/ JBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 g+ D& `; H6 F6 ~2 mBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
3 d: w* |7 u& ]9 N) XOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
3 H1 `5 J! R- g2 z" d# g1 @Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) ?* Y' `, h" @Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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. q0 X& E9 F. v3 C% {# I5 ?Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 ?6 J6 {, [$ m. l6 vBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 W; E8 f8 i) F/ b. ]Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈