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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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1 L+ O  i8 \4 e- U! M. G2 `/ i对话文字记录- s; L4 F  ?! o; H

, `5 i; y  x% g( p: j0 I9 TOperator: 911 emergencies.
) i+ ~- g% t$ Q- KBoy: Yeah I need some help.
0 ], ]" x9 \; r3 V$ zOperator: What’s the matter?
' K9 c  H/ r7 o0 H- mBoy: With my math.
8 ?# j9 w+ B1 KOperator: With your mouth?. _! j- C7 }; s( b+ ]
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! E0 t+ W9 ?9 S: U# d1 `5 ZOperator: Sure. Where do you live?( m0 ~6 b- S9 Z1 u: Y
Boy: No with my math.
, R: Q7 v! ^+ j7 m+ p- lOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ C  p$ B+ n# ?! ?3 ZBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.9 Q4 R0 X/ J8 ^. P. W
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. o$ f/ j' y0 o' q& i6 |2 `) NBoy: Okay.
1 B) b- f, k5 Y* L: Z) q/ t' qOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
, D  F, i6 W, @' bBoy: I have take aways.
: }2 v' [* U9 ?3 u  |+ m6 N: UOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.4 c; N- B& S" V+ Z
Boy: Yeah.8 q$ t5 b7 k- D+ _& L4 a; i( W- s
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 Q) l  s' F7 K2 m4 B. w5 D/ nBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.4 a5 j1 C6 B& n+ f2 [# g; |
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' M% M2 F' ^$ EBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
% |3 U/ u8 J4 D3 qOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?% T: i3 K# |' R/ a+ R

4 l# F9 m( k& {; Y6 y& b! Z" fBoy: I don’t know, 1.7 b& z2 B( v9 K
Operator: No. How old are you?7 o" B/ b: n9 `1 C9 c/ d$ P* R
Boy: I’m only 4.- X+ ?. w9 P' w1 D5 i( \# x1 {
Operator: 4!
* a2 }8 q" a, U/ ?2 H1 QBoy: Yeah.
' q/ \0 M* C8 A6 lOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)) ]- Z3 a  r: J& F& Q% _
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& v$ z5 K! m& `! pOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 C3 R' U6 Q; U' D0 dBoy: 5.- U: K  c. ^& Y1 y$ ?* M
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!, q7 O) }! O( Y" K+ b
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.4 P4 M2 b. r0 Q4 V$ B8 R4 X4 y
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
% T6 O, P# z) R" K4 t' {) y4 yOperator: It’s the mother…
* ]" G7 e2 F6 [: ^5 p3 _Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.; v- ]2 y# y% h2 _
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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