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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.8 G* @: c3 v% i2 l: S
Boy: Yeah I need some help.. H0 v( t( R9 E( d! `
Operator: What’s the matter?
1 ^1 u5 z( N+ z4 u& p2 OBoy: With my math.# T+ c) D" G6 e8 J/ Z4 O
Operator: With your mouth?
+ N2 L- ?! U7 v6 _2 _1 ^Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
8 B7 z& ?4 c5 L5 @  r- ^Operator: Sure. Where do you live?) w9 q; T5 d3 R! m
Boy: No with my math.0 ^, K& {; Q& h4 }, y$ I0 C
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: }0 k, T/ ~$ z( ~( _" KBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 \, A9 h* X0 pOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.; I. ]- t, ~- R4 I0 N
Boy: Okay.
- n" g! @, W' u, O7 b' vOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?' U- O& R  f! c$ [/ u0 {$ C$ w
Boy: I have take aways.4 S8 O+ e% c0 z
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 k4 l; c6 t5 y. r5 j* mBoy: Yeah.
; @' J  v* u3 ^4 WOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 w$ S- ]" c6 F; VBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math./ u$ Q% _: I, p6 c" a5 V4 n
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.% d4 V3 ]6 T4 n4 b- n
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
: g6 M" ?) u- k# o' ]Operator: No. How old are you?
5 x3 K$ ^' h/ E" n- N6 Y4 w1 r% R& OBoy: I’m only 4.4 {" f2 K6 ~# l3 ~
Operator: 4!" n) v) ~/ {$ n) y
Boy: Yeah.
3 k2 _/ V6 t. j& Q8 x. b! [' w! bOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 @' d6 `$ C- G' K
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, C2 a. H+ d  r3 w% GOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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) o8 W$ t( q4 l3 y! HWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!! U$ I' X1 Q7 j* _# P) H1 F
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.0 D. e, f5 S! \9 l8 }* A
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?- B! h9 [) c2 L0 X1 B2 G& F9 g
Operator: It’s the mother…
3 H5 r& I2 I2 k3 F- oBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.2 d! n% _9 S& f0 q# A& U# X
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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