4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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3 L4 |5 P4 O: A+ i  zOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
) h" I7 O, I& E* J# i4 V* ^Operator: With your mouth?
) l, B5 M. Y# IBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' h: t& g9 c' ]; Y, u& OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) T- b. g8 Y8 I" J1 a! i1 P3 XBoy: Okay.
! W3 b6 S! `* g4 V( @7 xOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
9 E+ C" c' U' P+ nBoy: Yeah.
) \* V6 O  k6 b3 |, u* y: W1 d9 YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
3 z/ q/ w. s9 z0 S2 K* oBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 o3 _! O2 P) C% [) ^0 z) sBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 R; s9 Z# A# Z, ?+ }) K  y& N: MOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
& T7 T2 _' G$ ]" T2 rOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
- n5 t3 q1 _0 y# WBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 a$ o' G8 [& U: W# m8 I! WOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 A* r" `" q# F3 g  B# eWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) T/ Q9 Q  e; Y: v& G/ e" EWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ g+ a* v# [( e: v4 G' O' n0 J. xOperator: It’s the mother…
! G7 c+ Q2 J, T4 D3 H7 ?( g/ _Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& l, f# u& o# k5 J. BWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈