4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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  Y$ P8 D, R( i( k8 i1 j" t$ w! hOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
$ g8 x  ]& ?6 P! h. N  x* A  n* AOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 s4 t, p1 z' h1 U/ Y+ yBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
9 b$ y8 _& r4 x( FBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 Q; N, W' i' Y) g# ]Boy: I have take aways.
) ^$ L* |7 S) \# M1 S+ {" BOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# C4 q+ k4 }5 ~8 [7 a+ f) S- mBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
, g3 v. _6 t8 g- S, I& FBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# |# F- g3 O* b8 i  m2 OOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
  Z; G5 J, }$ c* g  k2 [Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
3 j2 U4 _" D! R( g7 ^Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
+ Y6 N7 n! @0 JOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& B6 t6 V7 y+ m# L2 cOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
$ K4 J( j6 B  d. YWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 ^. {0 o+ w, n1 {* R6 }Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈