4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 |; {8 K6 t9 L/ SOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
/ _, F! y' j) v1 H- B9 [Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 N: d3 d/ W: |$ y5 S% XOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
8 f. ^) n% A1 H# Y) YOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# N" D# T1 [4 h# f' K7 A. @Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 ?5 x' e$ y5 u: [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 @2 |1 C2 ~, z8 d  m6 K9 h! @Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
0 b& q/ g! Q  |# QOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ w) u7 f0 M' u; q3 [4 ?" DBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 M5 B2 }% f6 [8 X) {0 [; OOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
7 x2 J, f& m: _1 aOperator: No. How old are you?
" x0 @+ t$ e; K+ o0 G/ cBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
6 W: A3 y: M/ W. MOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ K6 c, @9 l- I9 h$ L! GBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 C" [0 e, a; D4 U: ZBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ _7 \8 ]9 ]6 q( \# jWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ X+ _3 a, S& X+ c3 f" c! E1 O4 ^& u" VOperator: It’s the mother…
: n- {. j! w1 l$ ~5 W6 G/ wBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 I" C/ a+ i* s) MWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈