4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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/ d: |$ {# B0 J9 ~7 G* g% hOperator: 911 emergencies.
: S' e' n  K" r# KBoy: Yeah I need some help.
/ M; W. ?) a. {5 t1 u6 I  Q: bOperator: What’s the matter?
5 H4 d) C/ t' p8 p/ cBoy: With my math.
# z' f9 z/ _4 T5 ?! o& Y* d3 KOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
% ^3 z# u8 r) r$ e8 U% n  VBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ t3 ~2 }" K2 Z: R5 `, l! Z& JBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! j5 Y7 ?: F6 A; }3 |1 T! P* xOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
4 M; U- q! M4 r% B) r' \Boy: Okay.
5 E5 p, F+ {1 ?) Y$ l  Y( nOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
0 c8 \  {  a$ }- a8 k0 Y" `( c1 G, wOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' N* O: P9 Z" O6 h& Y1 iBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
" u* r7 |0 l0 w& d, e8 v0 bOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

6 ?; y, A: p! R0 a+ S9 wBoy: I don’t know, 1.
. S; A0 \: [8 ~Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
" y# z! H+ p; d8 |Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
8 z- N* S' I7 {4 tOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
8 T+ `% d2 u  ^  D; YWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 L0 f6 L  u6 Z) O8 BBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 G) Q5 N! S( R' fWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
+ k5 e5 F7 r/ |9 `4 N, T% T$ B+ bBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈