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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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9 f/ b* V+ F- w+ l4 g# }Operator: 911 emergencies.
  T9 _5 v. j" M: m" \0 mBoy: Yeah I need some help.  L' y7 ~5 w% I# c# n  E, N( R" Q* ]
Operator: What’s the matter?
. q* B5 p- A# S- V% d6 A/ ~6 _Boy: With my math.5 |' w; K6 d/ q
Operator: With your mouth?, }2 Z$ N. i5 D  s
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 W8 ~% j& B) X8 y3 EOperator: Sure. Where do you live?' {7 v) O7 O1 ]; x& n! N
Boy: No with my math.* X$ Q9 {8 n- ?" J; ~
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ A( `/ l6 y. ^Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# P4 ~# H! ~1 @Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 b& Z5 e- ?3 Z) n9 m+ L7 i! D- fBoy: Okay.3 R. f6 X3 p. y& y5 A- y
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?8 ]0 y, V& K$ j+ g
Boy: I have take aways.
( H% j( l% j/ R' i2 t/ COperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 x' q% y& G% h, _5 \' @Boy: Yeah.
+ B- j* S* P! P0 L4 n6 l9 s/ VOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% T4 O, p; I! [- d' E1 n# [: C0 ]0 ZBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 d) `* O4 k0 a- l9 @- oOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% H( U2 J; c1 l: T* b/ E3 @Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?2 H5 O" a% M( ~7 k' N
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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- _8 e) ^( ?) S3 [' ABoy: I don’t know, 1.# _4 y. ^* t' ^' g9 p* O
Operator: No. How old are you?
* C% R4 L. r# w5 i6 Y/ W& B( v9 oBoy: I’m only 4.
2 B. S3 ^& k5 |$ t$ JOperator: 4!
3 j) L/ ^. I' D7 s% u9 IBoy: Yeah.. W8 q3 l( l3 x
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)# g9 |/ b! u% H3 x5 j
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 s8 Z5 A# `' N3 I- @; jOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?$ K' r5 b7 N/ \7 K* _. }
Boy: 5.
" v6 _; C7 z7 SWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 q$ ]' K: p0 s/ f3 ?Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
$ H; o! q% K8 J0 r: ZWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- z6 P' m6 Z* c- z/ jOperator: It’s the mother…
) @3 S" p2 E& V( s& _1 B) Y' UBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  r6 B% o  C3 T$ E0 V0 ^4 sWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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