4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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' v4 R, U4 V8 I( d# n0 c0 {Operator: 911 emergencies.
- q+ U9 U5 x3 t9 hBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
0 V1 x0 ~! E9 t6 m+ G! F/ |Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% l6 c" }# }& O: `* |Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 o0 ]; G0 k1 DOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
( \+ w) A( D- M2 V/ c6 K, DOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
6 }9 ?9 F2 |) [5 \- \Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 b: d1 G1 [. Q' t5 f3 I* C) o( VBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) `' w; G7 Z8 \Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
! b, E. E+ P" XOperator: No. How old are you?
+ u, T' H# Y  @: q" t4 U& nBoy: I’m only 4.
' d: }2 q) t9 k% ZOperator: 4!
% _# {* w# l  {& o5 qBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- C! F) y" d( V& s& t+ X& ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 |: ?& W2 A1 T) ?Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) H* u7 w4 a$ v; j7 ABoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
: ~6 Q& T  y; r* a8 OOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ b7 Z2 c0 T! m+ |Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈