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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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( P$ _$ p+ y- y+ f8 QOperator: 911 emergencies.8 _2 P, [" {9 e; W& _$ @
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
; c4 D1 C0 P& y! E% @" B, f& iOperator: What’s the matter?/ o6 M, Z% s7 u: x: }+ u
Boy: With my math.5 V9 r2 s$ T5 o) B# u. I8 m
Operator: With your mouth?
6 B) Y! w! ?1 r; }/ f0 vBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& L9 M& j! k+ b( S* Q6 W+ xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
% O* |0 G3 Z- D- ~Boy: No with my math.$ E% ?! ^  G( B! r, S8 t
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?2 \; j, @( a& w/ S: s$ ~* Y$ \
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.7 [* X6 ~: M1 L3 ]) j! C/ c
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.) d0 b0 M0 v; Y7 ~! M! X8 `6 Z
Boy: Okay.
- |( z* h- p+ `1 R9 @8 t0 sOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?; W4 Q, Q  i# Y" C- ]0 M& r( Q1 d
Boy: I have take aways.4 s4 A4 e) ~9 z$ z( I/ d3 e
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.* _3 K  I" ]3 f) d3 ?. |
Boy: Yeah.+ }6 h, [' X/ N/ Y! V( o
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?" a. M0 W3 Y9 d& w
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math." G  I8 U0 ^2 K
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.. u! Q8 |; Z: [7 E6 t
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! L6 P. c' J8 U6 j* r  BOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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; o' z6 B3 J7 M9 ?- TBoy: I don’t know, 1.
0 M. s' U+ S- k% ]9 W* HOperator: No. How old are you?
$ z! w8 C: x0 K7 V6 [+ r, C: MBoy: I’m only 4.
7 R$ D0 P5 b- Q4 D, n! j( KOperator: 4!
2 n  B" a' @" D- W! [6 V- X7 OBoy: Yeah.! I) J" {6 J0 h4 P
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)) S, A; o. P' A0 n/ o8 J. K
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.. v$ D1 ?. o# @9 ]* U  }3 u+ D
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 j$ {8 R. p6 }Boy: 5.
6 R& E4 Q6 Y0 a' G% GWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& b* o/ w. i7 ^, DBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 {+ B- S) b, r# s5 tWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; g  A4 G0 u4 @% f2 a! S$ vOperator: It’s the mother…; e7 _; |* Y1 l! q0 [' k3 p
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! {& c) ?& R6 O% W+ JWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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