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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 `( N6 t* I6 I8 W8 e. bBoy: Yeah I need some help.
' Z+ T/ X- J1 x" XOperator: What’s the matter?+ g" |4 q, h: r) K# `
Boy: With my math.
4 F) }3 l; s  r  J" A7 R2 O' tOperator: With your mouth?
  O- F, c. a% I3 X( @% V$ lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
, \8 q. B6 y) P; W* ^2 POperator: Sure. Where do you live?
) q/ A( x# d: l9 M. ABoy: No with my math.4 d" |, @/ Q, L# @% e$ x
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ W$ O* S3 G, R& C* jBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.+ e. D. s/ R# j" f
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 i2 N; l: `# }" PBoy: Okay.& I$ n6 Z! `  p$ p2 b* p) k
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?0 P; C  p% I6 M# t( q8 l
Boy: I have take aways.% D, g2 C4 Z# d" D1 ?
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.! I3 M3 Z5 u4 x
Boy: Yeah.
; b2 r! I7 B  U" |- m. jOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; x0 S! o( k; s6 [Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 E- @' Q* i! E+ jOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.$ N5 N" z$ g3 C2 L, h0 U6 M7 @" B
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?$ L) w# s; u" L! z( ~7 p5 [$ a
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.6 w* q' ~  I9 S/ }$ w$ }
Operator: No. How old are you?
' G/ Z$ n( p8 e/ G: o1 H2 C, wBoy: I’m only 4.$ ]* Q7 N5 P* Y8 [' e( \
Operator: 4!) C8 L1 g8 Q; s5 b
Boy: Yeah.
: ]% Q0 @8 W; f: UOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)1 x# n/ u+ J! p  j6 ?+ p. S
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.2 w- ^  p) R& |& Z
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ V4 ]! P% b- |- _; S( l( E6 nBoy: 5.
0 H! Y& O4 ]5 T& F+ kWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!% j8 {( R+ u6 {. N/ q/ @
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.4 i2 E: Z) u# ^. a3 ]2 c' |9 f
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?: y; @# S" [5 S: U% }2 m; Q# b
Operator: It’s the mother…; q- B, j- I9 `& c
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.6 n" U+ S7 i6 Z) O0 a2 R
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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