4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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- |; z9 x5 F5 i7 t; l, l% }Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
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Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! y  Z% g( D/ t) r  j( E7 SBoy: I have take aways.
. P# p2 q' \* I7 _) v/ |Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
! N; d5 w: N8 ?5 \Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 a' d& V; u; p7 ^Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
# G& [& {: d" T5 ]Operator: No. How old are you?
( E5 L( y, X. t* S1 X; @Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
( z! _8 ]& f0 U) i9 D8 R) X/ H5 D% [Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% {( n! x4 p6 B: W- r6 lOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% m, U9 k/ H- A8 z4 wBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( Q. Q; W+ E5 Q) q  j8 L3 R0 TWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈