4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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& y3 t5 M$ R7 POperator: 911 emergencies.
1 V# e1 F4 y3 b! u0 _/ G9 M5 ABoy: Yeah I need some help.
4 T! h" M9 N/ @! E" ~# P* A& k' L3 FOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
7 R* `& M, R! n' C" C% \5 ZOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
! }- f* _6 n* Q: N) e* {) F9 z+ t1 sOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
3 O: o! Z! }1 j2 l' |2 C. aOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
' K5 |7 b# y$ D* B8 c: BOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
; w- p: X$ S) J5 c1 rBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ G8 p# L2 N$ k+ O. F, u, _Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 Q% k+ q0 ~+ Q+ I7 h& Q3 x; ?Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
3 U8 l  J# o$ A$ @  S, `! bBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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& R! v1 Q7 I" m9 G& }* Q  VBoy: I don’t know, 1.
) T, e3 C; F+ V& N- p% u: I, r& t" wOperator: No. How old are you?
- C1 k8 }5 `5 H, d% q, a1 lBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
* c& h* q0 s3 W; cWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 f# p! y5 n8 d9 o2 \: I7 O1 z: R' ?Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
: ]2 q7 }- O$ c# Q/ }* l1 D4 UBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( K* w" O/ U2 p$ vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈