4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
5 b  s- B4 c7 @" t* y; |/ u* [) sOperator: With your mouth?
2 x+ U* x% y+ u' n3 LBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
3 K# d# a1 j/ N5 sOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# |( I5 I! b) W! |9 J$ P% vBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
, H8 {  g; g4 w7 k1 OBoy: Okay.
) j1 i" g3 o$ F0 {+ r! S, ^3 G" aOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 T$ P2 _5 s  ~& x2 j: KBoy: I have take aways.
% y; o1 L- a' H% o6 xOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. R0 p- `2 M5 G0 J/ nBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

) r% s' y; d! a6 T$ T7 J$ q# Y' R; UBoy: I don’t know, 1.
+ k# p" n! ^# }/ T0 n. I& ZOperator: No. How old are you?
6 G$ |+ w  q- {Boy: I’m only 4.
: Y+ S2 |# U; bOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
: i# `& M  T5 g2 l0 jOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
- }/ i% ^2 p$ q4 c- k% q* x$ mBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& Z' D3 d+ f5 A- \" |Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 @; M( `0 c! R2 x7 H& q& ABoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
2 N0 c8 b( M2 D! qWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ A2 w, x! |* x& vOperator: It’s the mother…
* w# t6 _- ~3 [Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈