4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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4 C4 _& t0 s4 eOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
! b6 x1 V" W# YBoy: With my math.
! I) ?) ?! d* p: w3 ^/ z) A5 OOperator: With your mouth?
" i- C7 P- D0 w1 C0 HBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 ^5 o" [8 n2 U0 Q2 }9 v  w+ ~Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
1 {( @$ E/ r& B7 w4 f: S1 W( }Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
: @0 `7 Q. L, |. J, tOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- L# g$ \+ ?! t5 P% H1 i2 u" kBoy: I have take aways.
7 F: |/ F0 Z5 Y! X+ g! ^  I. X7 U  X& IOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; V9 N% Z8 Y/ CBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) [# U0 ~+ `  E# pOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
, ^) m- f5 E! D# m5 d9 pBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
6 m& B' M+ y/ }Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
: i5 V2 o0 r7 a) HBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 u  k% H, c. e. D1 }Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 ]4 e+ H3 N; f. PWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 W" O2 ^0 x: c7 mWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈