4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
; M2 Z  P! q4 COperator: What’s the matter?
8 ?  c* P  y, N; K* EBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
7 }& `4 @" \" ]) j3 kOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 H  ~. l* a% w: B; h$ _3 n( G4 Q4 GBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
# ^8 }" ?! T" k" [) f) i+ |. wBoy: I have take aways.
4 w! t) @( C6 i$ n) C$ j' oOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
3 T) l/ ]  V  F/ L5 w0 FBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 {3 }& k. T" W! b" b, VBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 t! ^- U4 k, V6 EOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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1 Y; p$ O9 X7 S0 u- L* ^Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
  S6 |7 Q- z& W" m: A( H. eBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
4 }5 i' \4 L$ j9 o# JOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* o" w8 K$ r' U9 R% ?+ |4 lOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
; g. D. @$ f5 U  ]* ZWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
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Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈