4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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* B2 K3 ^0 p0 E2 p( V' l  `- q0 hOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
2 e6 c$ I0 A) t7 gOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
7 ^+ Q' z4 t2 @+ D) mOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
# r- p  p7 O2 |& K& ?Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% s, Y9 L, L! w  t( t- l0 u/ M0 DBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
% _! u2 w2 V# p7 C6 _+ `8 U1 iOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 [" J$ J) p0 p1 D( `Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 B' l! d1 `  q- zBoy: Yeah.
" Z4 l$ j& Q! g3 ?$ w# EOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
! F& r; E) [" o) Z( NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" K9 u- r1 {- I6 g  \' dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ L. o; x+ z1 ]- k" H0 m: t: @Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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9 b2 T5 A& b$ m' {  t# l# t0 uBoy: I don’t know, 1.
& P1 b& y* y. t' d8 f4 L# _# e8 \/ b( lOperator: No. How old are you?
" _/ K! d" A5 A* n, x6 oBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
. ?4 W5 Q; W# @1 gBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
& V* K( b" t" o( U1 fBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
& S: J6 d2 k( k- P2 K, MBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% Z3 f/ f- O5 H- X) Y7 VWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈