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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.; j% V" F  u" O+ ^5 G8 |
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
+ |+ B5 a3 R" M4 `6 n4 A3 X1 cOperator: What’s the matter?
1 z3 J& \7 y$ l3 {/ Q( c! _8 oBoy: With my math.
1 ~; c* E3 }2 [- H) d/ ]8 HOperator: With your mouth?
& |5 I2 d; c+ q: \1 Y6 _Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?7 E/ e2 i' C( b1 ]
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?% D" l% _2 b2 Y6 v
Boy: No with my math.0 E) k& `- O& S& _6 b) A
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ m  v- i3 ~) [4 t4 V. e  m; vBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 W8 d& g' F; j4 Z; C+ OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.6 b: V9 k1 X  V2 ?. R# D2 n/ J
Boy: Okay.
, X5 e8 `. }5 k: V  eOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: \% i$ U. L, `9 G$ KBoy: I have take aways.
; Q; J$ i; `' Z8 z! H0 p: fOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.- O/ I# h/ v- i  Z( _
Boy: Yeah.
; |; F* W2 g8 _Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
& F+ E4 k- A) Z# gBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math., {, f& ?4 y8 n4 c4 G6 \1 c* n
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.( K& T) B: ?+ x" Z, d
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?+ a% W8 I8 ~, K, C7 a
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.; @2 _9 s+ g, S# E
Operator: No. How old are you?
$ f, X# K. A* x7 FBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
" i. z: o$ o8 n  f9 D; HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
+ y/ b) C6 i( `) iBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
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  P. n  B7 V' g) T2 x1 [Boy: 5." [* M; Z( a+ S
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
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6 e, [; ~2 J  `6 XWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.7 w5 W' B( B6 f8 }7 Y
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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