4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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5 ^. ]! K; ~- b2 b! V3 m* w3 nOperator: 911 emergencies.
: U6 F+ c: X: D8 J; iBoy: Yeah I need some help.
' o$ {, e5 B2 @- b5 o) J9 BOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
4 F9 D/ m  V( _' C7 i% N0 t) O6 R, LOperator: With your mouth?
6 X4 m9 S3 ~/ T+ }Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 p: L7 J" }% E) N; P/ gOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
' X4 E3 Q+ ?6 k4 n2 A' ?( ?2 O2 j- iBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- v) R" n% s2 z0 _' i; t% c+ Z. tBoy: Okay.
3 ~1 I: M5 S* B% M! L! m1 k' NOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: u- X9 {# X5 v( ^1 D( x# \Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) M* r6 C" z/ V. p# S" zBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 t2 o. i& E9 nOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ s7 d5 V9 v0 b/ O  uOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 O0 P7 V$ _; G5 n+ C" M) AOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
% [# M) Q# i: v4 @; {4 v' ~: qOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
+ \5 w& Z, P% A/ ]# N0 WOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
4 J; ]; N$ E! N1 L, C1 i" ZBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
3 L1 [- M$ S* I# fWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 O& w% i+ e. n4 bBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 r# Y7 e1 U+ e) O$ q) |6 S4 ZWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" C1 k% E7 g2 \: b  [4 |Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈