4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 ^) t9 H1 \2 ?Operator: 911 emergencies.
; g. h  L, u, ^Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 ~0 E& W/ A5 s7 kOperator: What’s the matter?
  B8 A  D3 ~4 k( ^" I6 z; F( GBoy: With my math.
6 s) f0 [' r. O. y, m" R' x. TOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 R4 e2 o: I( A8 r0 P; T1 Q# iOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# D$ r  ~" ?3 I3 w7 MBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- I5 R: ]: b: z, R( @, sOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 [$ Z% j. j0 y" h5 u% F. ?Boy: Okay.
8 B; V1 F6 g; @7 g! e0 F0 p: `) rOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
9 L, i6 U& ]/ h4 pBoy: I have take aways.
0 G5 D/ D- ?) h' t: [( P7 uOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
3 f; O; ^* j+ |Boy: Yeah.
8 b6 o, [5 A; x  x  T( H; K: rOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
4 h& S+ o; x5 [3 u1 {- Y# t2 ]Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 I9 }) K9 }/ L+ ~: L1 LOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

2 v* }+ K) k5 L" E3 M8 x! ABoy: I don’t know, 1.
  r8 ^) L; r  |0 W0 FOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
' D& b6 V" ]4 I& c9 CBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
) }" p1 v1 ~0 A8 T# e& Y4 I  pBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& I5 m4 Y5 Z( N8 x5 H. _Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
' @9 @  D: {; w! l1 r7 M+ s  H# PWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* ^8 h, _, M9 X4 ]Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
5 c' B: y4 K# w) \) J& W' F& }Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 ^+ O* }, n: ]( d* t4 X* EOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

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