4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: F; @9 Z7 J, v# y5 b9 hOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
2 m5 K9 B$ U; k. p* KOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
7 F# `+ s$ Q$ oBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
5 F  K" }1 E6 q* iOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 W! k* r+ H/ C$ s( GOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
4 R5 C% |- u9 |6 i; `Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ I& h+ z" _+ BBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: Z3 L( F, ~+ UBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ N( q. Z) i+ U/ ^: B& SOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 [+ V2 v3 a( `" _5 lBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- N- t8 ^' J- t# p5 Y( _Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

" s3 U5 i+ }* _: z, c- n( s/ hBoy: I don’t know, 1.
) _3 O% \8 S0 ]3 V7 j, d1 WOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
! X  ]( ]) n( V6 wBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
: @9 F* I/ }" S% MBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 M) ]$ B' Y2 Q4 G: hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 x) X0 t3 I) }* B- mBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" ]( W: {% _+ ~: t% `Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
. W- M0 J1 O: H7 RBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈