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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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6 F$ U5 G$ I! u* [2 i- mOperator: 911 emergencies.1 @7 ^) v" r2 a. j6 @' O6 V
Boy: Yeah I need some help.& u0 a% b) ]7 Y& x2 ^& X
Operator: What’s the matter?
9 e/ p1 l: G5 o  c1 XBoy: With my math.+ p# c2 q  C( o
Operator: With your mouth?
: @7 ~2 s* T) I2 n6 l) L) g" ^0 H% \Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?6 r2 _/ M' g2 c! m% ^
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 ?- y1 r1 m! vBoy: No with my math.( I3 M0 M3 O7 n, Q3 Y8 n6 j
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  ~5 A1 A8 g) q& u& dBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 r0 A& w$ k/ \, \# FOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" b0 g& Y; X* g0 j7 g5 \& L* sBoy: Okay.$ F7 v& d9 E: ?9 P# p) u
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
9 g/ K5 R( Y7 _1 oBoy: I have take aways.. S& R, x. R" c. g% U
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.& y% J/ P3 U6 G' h/ v4 [5 }2 }
Boy: Yeah.$ T3 c: K3 F0 D/ Q. @7 h. k+ b
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?; x% E8 E5 \: k: R  r5 S
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
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3 Y6 w" I% H8 o  R  e+ x, ]4 A/ ^: NBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 ~: k$ L4 _& w$ J6 z* yOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* V( A5 }* f% fOperator: No. How old are you?
- x! w  P- W, e/ o; F% QBoy: I’m only 4.4 |* \: b7 C* |& n! {2 Y+ B' Z
Operator: 4!% d& D2 d7 P; P+ t: u- y6 S! L
Boy: Yeah.7 n9 {# ~6 f/ f0 u& y- P
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
1 V, X$ N% b) `& t+ g0 yBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.7 n, [  u. W1 J2 g  T& ^
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?6 }! p! ]/ |) N# h5 z+ C& `! F
Boy: 5.1 u- R7 w2 u6 n- E/ I9 m
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!# B9 \# V/ m* t
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" O) R* a7 S! ]2 {* m% \% f5 p% JWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?2 T$ l" Z9 D3 A% f+ C
Operator: It’s the mother…
3 R. i: A, f# M; q3 `5 wBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 ]8 S8 F: c" Q4 C& c8 k! EWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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