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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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. \: N! ]& b6 B2 i, yOperator: 911 emergencies.+ ?  M9 D- u  A
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* Y9 T$ C! Q: z& y; E7 nOperator: What’s the matter?0 v5 s2 b; H' Q+ z
Boy: With my math.+ Q( f# d' B& ^4 i+ u+ t! Q. Y! |: K
Operator: With your mouth?& ]9 v" u0 X0 a
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?' {- j' `- o% u& ?' W$ K
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?9 H, W" Z$ T, e/ W# o& J. e; }
Boy: No with my math.
4 Z9 s  y8 h5 v9 ]! U7 m9 bOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' o$ k8 [( u. i0 {Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.5 |. D; G- Y, \1 T% u
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.$ s2 w9 u# o- ~& w0 G. u* b/ w
Boy: Okay.
. V# p  B) l0 b7 Y0 A0 z2 l1 e; {Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 E* s8 G! @5 x/ }* h3 |" nBoy: I have take aways.+ O% b: B1 G) \" }& T! o% m: @! e
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.4 g9 M# `1 z1 W; `+ R  i5 m
Boy: Yeah.0 y# p0 y7 M* d2 F, {
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?# A. l; ^) [  E& z
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.' W( D, p4 F: L6 J. o2 K
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.# K! }& {7 w" Z' M9 q- N
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?$ o  {  ]5 f4 z: Z# c
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?5 ]3 L# I, C0 e, L( G  J9 a
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
& ?" H0 T/ g& w) kOperator: No. How old are you?" k0 f$ S8 H7 p
Boy: I’m only 4.6 ?0 @+ c# P6 ^" b. u
Operator: 4!
3 G# q1 X& ^& m% T! Z, P4 L0 MBoy: Yeah.  C; s9 q8 Q0 E. @7 i. @
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈). X" P7 K$ L. H( t/ \$ |! m
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.' v; ^% u- K* S0 U9 U
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 i& b8 Y7 G- R* h3 i$ V3 |' lBoy: 5.
* O8 w+ Q" a6 C3 AWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( \# W! g/ Y1 cBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
4 E! V' l" Z/ H+ t) L" o5 iWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?2 f2 g( k1 K* x$ Y
Operator: It’s the mother…3 u- g2 s, ]$ r( {+ D, P, K0 u% k' [
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody." ^/ S% X! c9 F  M, G
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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