4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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% F+ {/ K6 Z7 |/ x. JOperator: 911 emergencies.
/ x, W/ w& @3 Z* o8 d6 n7 ?) oBoy: Yeah I need some help.
; E' M. }- t; l& ZOperator: What’s the matter?
" {& ], q: Y. \Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' [) e, b7 Q9 m$ mOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) a; t. ]' J' H8 \* q% l: qBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ x6 K! Z. B; l" ^1 c& eBoy: Okay.
* v1 U- G8 T  u6 `; S: y5 dOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% y' S6 v( V2 g1 i$ _8 z6 \Boy: Yeah.
* {! i& o6 @0 X0 n: BOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
  m' X! [$ O* Q  QOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- }$ y; k- G! ]. Z3 [Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ u  t4 I4 k* c: wOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
: a6 P3 ~5 C- f- K/ D  HBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
3 j* d, n1 C6 S1 p. V: j% XBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& k: _" d6 z* A5 b+ eOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
1 P; ]. J* n; ~  AWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, r) u! N. b$ ]. rWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ a( u1 C' y4 |Operator: It’s the mother…
8 N0 @/ O3 g" a) qBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈