4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
- K/ y/ Z7 c2 e$ O' qBoy: With my math.
- ]7 ]5 O+ ~  t0 ~7 p# ]Operator: With your mouth?
% `: _% q% j5 u- o3 CBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
; |- j8 }" Y$ P, T0 x6 `Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ r7 U* q" I( j# V+ pOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% k0 x6 N- ]; D+ o3 ]( [3 ~Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- e) n, r5 a$ Q5 K1 |; w$ hBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, a+ N- `9 V; K7 p5 Z% ?; \Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 w$ P9 X. J) T' k" R; j; \/ IOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 J( c* N) \) D2 {$ ~Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
+ B2 L% T/ ]6 d4 B5 j# r: qBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
. f' h3 B  f* I' NBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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; j- B' k! _4 f7 B) NWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" Y& }8 S! {8 {) p. A  PBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈