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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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/ M1 h: q( w! N" N4 eOperator: 911 emergencies.* W3 |' o4 `/ x9 Z
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* _) N1 i* |: ~Operator: What’s the matter?5 Z$ Q5 x$ m3 S
Boy: With my math.
6 p4 j! x7 A3 Z0 t; \Operator: With your mouth?$ s6 s. d1 [$ ?4 @6 m
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?9 c% R5 q4 ~2 ]' n0 e
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  s9 b$ ~2 [7 j" [2 A! WBoy: No with my math.  M8 Y/ W+ M4 }3 Z) H+ q# V
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?6 _' X- |  ?4 {3 [, |
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' o9 G; Q- T* _- r: O% S$ `Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- @- D! Z6 K3 H- k1 x: _! ?$ UBoy: Okay.2 [# }0 |/ n, ]5 i" f$ i
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?) j+ R+ R% ?. t3 i) s1 i
Boy: I have take aways.2 h1 ]/ @1 X* n9 E5 @
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.- Z2 f0 v' E. Q: r9 U- d2 a
Boy: Yeah.
: u" I- p! e( \6 ~, U# T" }+ FOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 D* X. \& I; s7 `: N, Q" WBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.6 R+ _5 j$ A( r3 P) B5 R4 X$ e
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.: m9 {& t' ?* y9 u
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?: n7 d. q) r* a& c3 @% d
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?# U3 _4 m- M" {8 c  m

; y+ Q; h9 J; V6 {7 j1 {# s- o0 lBoy: I don’t know, 1.
0 [. X; u$ d: [' s7 v5 EOperator: No. How old are you?
8 D! b* _: @8 v% M: s; A7 G! FBoy: I’m only 4.
' r; X  Z2 p8 }4 h+ bOperator: 4!
  X( `! W8 J! f3 W5 l6 f$ DBoy: Yeah.1 I6 ~8 ~0 I* J- l  X. q
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
' b- M8 D0 F4 DBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.4 T- ]4 p  R5 d. N% t/ a9 d
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
- V5 k; \% d$ A4 v; @% X4 ?# D0 iBoy: 5.
3 B, `" d1 |5 Z2 Z: J7 mWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 f4 j, c; y9 E/ K) r/ d$ T! aBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.- R3 f$ ]' a; L1 A# a; e" G6 g( K
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
# M- h% i" ^1 x! m' `5 h: cOperator: It’s the mother…% N, v" r6 B( I; o* n+ Q
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.8 L5 I: \6 ?) t& U) m% U9 Y
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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