4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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9 `. u! J) k& ~$ Z- x9 H1 l6 FOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
/ D& _9 h4 P3 b2 o$ S9 BOperator: What’s the matter?
! ]  [/ O% {( J: ~. VBoy: With my math.
* v3 j! d# ^4 k$ EOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; T" {  q7 W( v( I/ ^Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ ^( O+ m, `+ p2 e/ HBoy: No with my math.
8 ?3 Z- Y" M8 lOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 o$ b, U, l/ ?7 vBoy: Okay.
! l. A7 {7 F2 h: WOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! `+ _7 u2 _9 x' W  g) h3 lBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 o* E) W8 U% s: V- vBoy: Yeah.
5 Y# Z- N, p" G' p0 |- POperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* o6 K" i- z) f* |. E: lOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
" w" G1 x5 V/ A0 SOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 }, R/ j- G6 W7 ?6 QOperator: 4!
" W  b: D) j& WBoy: Yeah.
/ c7 d$ x# [5 ^" P+ F* p( pOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' Q5 ^0 J$ v. w) V5 YBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! I/ H2 F, r  M5 ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
5 x. \4 f6 K) ?$ q0 d' e4 F/ N! eOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 F6 `% T& C2 L: g# h/ UWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈