4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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& P/ l$ F& T, v7 [; h1 HOperator: 911 emergencies.
1 C, I' f% H; C, t- {4 z; GBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
0 ?* x, P0 T& M: ]/ t2 bBoy: With my math.
  C- T( |6 V/ m* X2 VOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
$ C$ W2 r; q, g6 pOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 }6 x7 m/ V2 A% Y# f5 rBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ b+ y: G' M8 _# k0 V- m. |Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 m% _: W4 Z$ \. A5 M- z, F5 E0 s0 B) {Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
! A4 F) b8 n, `- {+ `Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ `. P( \; ^2 f* ]Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 R' x7 |+ M* k& S3 H* oOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
$ O- K# d( e% y) cBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
/ O9 u. |+ m2 d8 p6 nBoy: I’m only 4.
# V( E- q" I9 h4 k% kOperator: 4!
3 p" \( Y9 c7 |; WBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ `) W/ r/ U* P/ z, BOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ \  f. t# [& B- d9 ^4 s% m6 EBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
3 ]" l- j7 ^/ l0 K; n0 QWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ v( J) `, w, P5 WOperator: It’s the mother…
3 Y+ s. U, n  z- B$ V6 I3 JBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& o3 R4 @  T. i8 `: G" @0 L' bWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈