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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.2 d- S( H/ k, @: e( o& s  e# ?) ?
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 ?9 z4 A6 L5 a* z5 F% B& {Operator: What’s the matter?8 _2 j, J' f. u. ^
Boy: With my math.
, V* j9 }  q0 @! @Operator: With your mouth?6 e8 }1 y/ G% |8 I
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 }# N. G; s* o5 c& Y, F- S$ Y; COperator: Sure. Where do you live?
# v. o2 z+ n; p2 L' fBoy: No with my math.
" D! a# j; q% nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?9 {; e* ~* H( k8 V
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.- a* I3 x% ~; S$ _
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.: K. Y% y. q2 I
Boy: Okay.% [/ a7 `, w2 k6 Y$ {
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?0 @, w2 Q) t' }5 n: p$ b; F( C
Boy: I have take aways.
8 y3 G8 S  k/ Z# q- C( n; f% c- ~Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.5 l$ X. L5 l3 m9 F; A
Boy: Yeah.
  |8 b- A3 n3 u* O4 |8 ^4 ]Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
, P! @% c% Q4 u0 P1 H' t% p8 P! zBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.1 j7 L! f$ `, s. i
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
# c3 y$ ]' \  K0 \* Q! RBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: j: t2 S3 M3 w5 {4 I! e" v. XOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?# S1 j0 v+ e2 _( s4 j& C! ^6 c
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.- ]5 }9 O" S! c- M6 o1 r* a
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 a6 o$ q$ q0 S  eBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
6 j8 `! \9 |6 JOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
: e+ F! u& n5 HBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 V, k3 X3 F  `. QOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% i" j$ ~: |4 A. j8 _; ?Boy: 5.
4 v# ]( L5 \2 i3 ]Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 b' }4 ?2 W, ZBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.3 _1 a7 N- C0 b/ r  R; d
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?% K. d$ k- Y5 w* M  y4 D, K
Operator: It’s the mother…
$ o6 w  j" _9 a/ oBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& s! H# O( j: qWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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