4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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3 Q' ?& I1 k* m1 WOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
) [+ A  F( p5 ~Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
) W1 g# [  y2 M$ |! |Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- X# D* K/ `- Q3 [" D  ~( X1 aBoy: Okay.
6 K1 W- l) X% j7 f7 iOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 Y" a/ ~# E$ ~% S# `, tBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: i  j4 _5 G4 Y; B' rBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! m: U  t, y. d! ]9 G4 G' ^Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 V# s4 n3 i1 p; e# @Operator: 4!
8 \- e) ^( A4 s& Q  V/ L; p" `0 tBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
, w# @( l" Y: o6 eBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) ?$ Q5 F  @3 S; }/ B& Y! z; B3 hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
9 N# T$ p1 N. O3 l& D  t( v2 gWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
- p8 _$ \8 O3 W% A( TBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
" {; q2 |. s/ I. q7 c0 i$ SBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- j! {8 c+ G( |  W7 xWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈