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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
+ F  \  e  [) C2 f" |" u3 uBoy: Yeah I need some help.1 m; T0 m! f3 B
Operator: What’s the matter?) u5 J( w8 P! A, e
Boy: With my math.
; p: y" X1 L$ xOperator: With your mouth?9 ?- [; T0 Z1 a1 q9 f$ z' I
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?, e6 R4 d. ]# e: W: |$ E8 D
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?9 R6 r+ x. }- a) i( ~. p6 W
Boy: No with my math.
( V* O+ Y: M4 @& tOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?" _3 Y) O5 I" n" d& a6 e, j
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.+ t$ ]5 I; C) R  e
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 L3 O; z3 ~  K! h7 {Boy: Okay.
, D2 d; x' O# e# _Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?* U8 w4 N" e5 y6 b
Boy: I have take aways.
/ f& q' V0 B$ l, nOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.. {5 {* y7 z1 R9 y/ F" N1 J! ?
Boy: Yeah.
  Y/ w) g6 q7 L; A* xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% i1 {5 x9 o# X6 G1 cBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.9 _# y/ e! r6 ^0 E/ M3 D0 T
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.4 V/ v  k- a3 ~+ ^  g7 L0 {
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?6 j& V- @" ^, a) }
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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; V: `* O' y: e, vBoy: I don’t know, 1.
3 v7 C; o' J6 s! bOperator: No. How old are you?
, @  L  ^3 n. Y7 v' W4 S0 W! SBoy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.: o' T4 W- i! h& G
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
# p# \3 P& m* h( A- WBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) ]" y5 V* T3 ]; s9 K2 [3 VOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
  |- L4 t! E: X2 X7 f1 j# ]$ sBoy: 5.: G& }( _5 Q3 f! O# n1 |
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!1 W( Q$ c3 @+ G' J* p8 v! E
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 N! r! r; n6 N0 VWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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# V% `; d% X7 X3 t4 bBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.- x+ C- c- Z7 n7 S* z) ^. B7 T) F
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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