4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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# \' s! p' \/ i% B2 G1 {Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
" h: z4 H& U- P, _Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
4 t* M, c( a! J& L- ?; V$ hBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# l# k1 L3 @; {! u! jBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 H% ~# K3 d# R  Y0 fOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- S7 \; R; [% E1 y: F5 K2 gBoy: I have take aways.
- `2 i7 I4 ~$ c% N# q# EOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# H* `$ K! q9 yBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 s! i( S6 A  A$ mOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' ?. v' A' a0 D9 J: dBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
$ [$ |# _! J: t. c# Y) R0 }: u" dOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
4 O+ _* L5 d- U, K! zBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, q4 S" w& T6 K  M# u& ]3 }Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 B( j- z2 U% E3 M9 z' J- [Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" G& L; q. a8 w  t. B) A9 nOperator: It’s the mother…
: r, Q8 O/ c4 R5 B) q1 b1 XBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
# E, O$ D/ ~  Z/ H+ lWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈