4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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6 z8 f: ~  k) w. E( K! |Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
0 q! p9 {8 }( {) c# l. yOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& j1 u6 X& b5 a4 R3 YOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
1 ?$ u, r" G0 o( Q* xOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ ^) a. A! F( u2 S4 aBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ f1 K9 g# V5 }  m. COperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
4 W, A+ G6 |( g3 i0 T# \+ g$ U5 vOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 Q$ u( U& `" IBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 W  d/ K# ]* M. X. h3 XBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
7 Q) y8 `* ^7 X" VOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
) i0 l# z  \7 iBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
! k% H6 F+ f, n  J+ bBoy: Yeah.
* b, Z  E& Q9 T; OOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' b0 }2 ?# H5 ?) R( F! O" I3 N5 dOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
) X: U% W' \, iBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 I" f! z7 J) WBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
5 I6 ^- k' y4 ^8 s) }! l/ {, kWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
! o, y) ]+ y7 L6 C0 J+ D5 NBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈