4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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. k& Q+ g! S, c$ R. z( B1 VOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
3 [2 h% B$ X( D; b. i: HOperator: What’s the matter?
$ }: J7 o. t) D* aBoy: With my math.
$ b- a! h) l7 vOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; s& E7 q9 p: fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
3 r2 m. T6 M9 g" jOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
) h; {- d) N; O$ B; ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
; {6 ~. @; i$ G9 `7 j% gBoy: Yeah.
" E7 J' v# X! `5 GOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 F( O/ l; f5 P2 tOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 ^8 B8 a7 v0 ?- OBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- e, a" B) g4 _Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
* [7 X. A* X" _5 N& n8 e/ hBoy: I’m only 4.
( W8 C" a  _  D" R% A4 F- ^Operator: 4!
# q! q( D9 A: eBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
9 K/ \" Y6 K4 F) |; v& }- DBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
' G1 `5 W) F: N/ O7 M/ m7 aWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
& ]  ?9 [3 L; v; f5 I9 A6 eOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈