4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
4 ]: A; m, Q6 Q* K. c+ F+ U6 `0 uOperator: With your mouth?
$ d- y1 |! m5 t  F, V' HBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ L# s; i6 }3 a' SBoy: No with my math.
" s( i" |: n. u$ b, [- O8 O# _& @% U6 F/ ~Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( H# k8 g" K7 k7 g' ?Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- {5 _! ]4 x7 P) P$ \9 w' r% _Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
* i8 x: G8 @# r* S, o! I$ BBoy: Yeah.
- e- s! t) X# R6 d+ X0 gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 k# t, g. s2 ]Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
9 z' R" F- C& mBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
- ?9 K9 I1 f! ?1 Q3 H6 b' p+ wBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
1 {  u+ q: @( c4 Y/ A% BBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
+ T+ {8 r1 s0 O* e) q# q3 _. |Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
8 k/ u2 [) P& l7 Y1 }+ iBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈