4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
! j1 Y8 L9 t1 ~1 \$ BBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
# A- s+ U) p- O) e( x% oBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
/ @. E- U* X' l& B" c' l: u7 SOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
4 e$ L$ s5 ]! T# j. W: r- F+ `Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
% `! S& Q+ V- K1 A* w+ CBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& z  r$ N, T# ^% ^/ J9 ^% s" YBoy: Okay.
; H' Z1 M2 ?7 j9 m$ yOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
5 J% b9 D9 P8 t8 C' Z  {( oBoy: I have take aways.
9 X2 l( u7 p3 ?) F1 ROperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
, ?/ R. |1 b( L) o3 v: i: hOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
8 s+ J& u" S/ k% jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 A) ^0 K  A6 M7 c" [  f- `Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, q% a2 t  E. `Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

0 T% N" d7 D6 e0 O8 J( e- X/ OBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' |" p/ O3 B. s4 D3 s) s- iBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
; Y5 S! t4 l1 ?& f9 j, ]# D/ v! ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' a, d: G$ k' J2 D2 ~# r: lBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& u  M; m( j/ Y' d5 g3 D: t) `: ?Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ l7 ]3 F  k7 |5 w% k. B1 UOperator: It’s the mother…
' Y. F; {" z7 P+ I( \) L6 i# l4 iBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 v, j/ y9 H* E: L1 uWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈