4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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) h& s9 e$ X% V( [. r" {' Z' XOperator: 911 emergencies.
1 n% k$ L7 _: N. x0 Z/ N8 yBoy: Yeah I need some help.
' Q8 F7 U# d$ r" o# Z& B: g4 zOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
" C5 Z8 ^1 Q. L; Z( y' e' X5 eOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
% d1 h5 D' c) a: c) f; H& b) nBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 a- _) F0 P7 V- V& Z# NOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- U5 T& p9 G: m& q' eBoy: Yeah.
* x: {" i2 l7 _: M* @8 VOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 \( i9 ~5 I; v* r- ]2 U  POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- D6 r+ l1 j& S& j& ^Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 s7 L( |% Q4 E8 R0 U9 L( YOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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/ f' R: I! N' o& BBoy: I don’t know, 1.
  S; b0 a3 T- S4 [6 \. ]+ n0 ~Operator: No. How old are you?
  p" m  ?2 I/ ]% D& o& H% R: jBoy: I’m only 4.
* U6 G( d' j, z: {/ [8 b* AOperator: 4!
8 A/ E( `, ^% t) ?$ b8 K9 WBoy: Yeah.
3 O% F! q1 ]" G% t9 xOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
) h# c# n  e: O( h1 YBoy: 5.
: i8 W: g% o9 r# B7 HWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( N& e! [  \, W3 n) X' W! b- XWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
0 W7 Z& V) X& NOperator: It’s the mother…
; l) _' j; O9 q* u9 r! q. T$ xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 z- m( q6 R8 X2 f, y3 oWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈