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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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9 c/ H& X- i- F& T2 ROperator: 911 emergencies.
/ V) {7 A+ M7 r- |) s# vBoy: Yeah I need some help.( e6 ]6 X4 [5 K6 c, G5 @0 s, v
Operator: What’s the matter?& `6 \0 q; ]  j2 N
Boy: With my math.) M# r, r+ ~- D
Operator: With your mouth?$ \, J1 _; ^1 n! y6 _, a: O
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?* J  C, [  g! t4 P: y  z. a5 F  A
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
' l5 i5 G/ Y( oBoy: No with my math.; v. V! }. v7 b( s. K% v# G
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?! `( E$ l) s5 h* W3 M6 U
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.) X! j  p# _- X! _8 H1 ?
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.  b" o* r) t9 Z2 a: F- l7 F$ F
Boy: Okay.
& }! P/ m3 z2 yOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?6 _# e2 e4 r- Y+ A  u8 a% N0 e/ C
Boy: I have take aways.
# `. O% s1 f3 Z: d+ I1 R) ^- VOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
8 K2 l0 B9 C* i% h2 m0 }* M% gBoy: Yeah.
! m' h8 Q$ Z) [: ~: H7 q. \Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?3 {( k/ [1 d* V. _, F* u( p. d
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; M. ^  O9 q0 A* COperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! R: p0 I+ a* ]4 a% MBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
7 c8 s4 w  n7 M& W( ROperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?3 W3 r  S) N+ X( I

- f0 M8 u+ z+ D, ]$ fBoy: I don’t know, 1.
; m+ T; y1 g9 [+ z: o" R1 ^/ yOperator: No. How old are you?
  n3 _5 o7 d9 d# r6 SBoy: I’m only 4.4 q5 Z7 B3 }- Q  j0 ]7 k0 w2 u
Operator: 4!# [9 p* Z5 |3 @* h7 I
Boy: Yeah.5 h. f, W6 D' y: q! V8 ?
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)$ r2 O/ Q8 o% u+ G6 a% M5 m
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# _0 E1 H- z5 L, {: O6 S9 k$ _Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; A! F4 j! [- n" U7 {) fBoy: 5.
& f* g2 f, F' C) F5 M$ A( f9 @# gWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!2 ]4 U" V. v) t) y$ H  l
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.# f1 s' w8 e$ p
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?0 N; O$ ]: `5 N5 y, _- m
Operator: It’s the mother…& ~/ s7 ~7 x2 Y( @; R2 w; G  ^
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; S6 L6 }8 W( D5 m8 P2 K" C4 Q" s( vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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