找回密码
 加入华同
搜索
黄金广告位联系EMAIL:[email protected] 黄金广告[email protected]
查看: 1243|回复: 1

4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

[复制链接]
发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




# g& G& s2 j4 a6 A4 l" s+ P3 d1 Z4 G( j7 d- c' n3 m! A7 t4 @
对话文字记录  B4 o1 [, }) \( X+ _

$ {% D+ `) B7 v) MOperator: 911 emergencies.
1 B/ t1 |$ O+ ^4 BBoy: Yeah I need some help.( ]5 J3 f/ V0 o% x5 U- ]
Operator: What’s the matter?
' l+ \9 {5 x$ o" T3 K& C' S% ~Boy: With my math.
2 J$ v% M, M/ [# OOperator: With your mouth?0 Y0 s! k7 v/ b* _( |$ ^% H; Q- ~
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?: A4 h6 J2 n/ u5 x& L6 y1 j! W
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?6 N! C* s9 g9 ?7 l! o1 B, F
Boy: No with my math.
. Q2 w  f8 {2 g" e3 QOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( m' _4 h  |- E  C1 o$ {Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- ^; c0 t% L/ x& r/ YOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 [3 I' F3 h6 MBoy: Okay.
9 t1 A2 W+ ^8 m& g* G. [" }) jOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?; f" u$ A' C& Q) _) [9 i
Boy: I have take aways./ u2 i9 G% S& y) C. }
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.6 D4 N7 {% ~. Z9 l1 Z% x
Boy: Yeah.
8 z2 h, t4 N7 {  Q' t6 XOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 M& [2 E; ~* t: p8 i! d6 H5 m8 a! _Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.% r7 o1 Q! H. w* e7 G' E& i" x1 [* p3 \
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.% R( j4 r& {4 }/ Q+ f
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?, b: T9 q; ?# j# O
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?# k" n! C  w# [& ?5 @
' I7 K& R) S* T7 E$ ~5 l  ?# h! c
Boy: I don’t know, 1.! v2 d  S& K; H4 G
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 D8 C* r) F& Y- R, UBoy: I’m only 4.3 M' ~$ g# z5 F: W' H6 Y) Y4 x8 E, y
Operator: 4!
, w  a2 d+ u$ X, b$ jBoy: Yeah.
1 v9 Z( ]( }9 f' v' p) |% EOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
: T' t2 [% G- K8 q/ eBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) l( ^" z, @( R% a/ ]0 \+ qOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 G7 s* Z- Z# M8 E* r% G, dBoy: 5.% n: H7 u0 q' f( w5 |$ y
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( Q/ V: R  p- s, j+ _4 ^6 O9 w" GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
* q: d. _  `: W+ D6 {; W6 ?5 LWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?  V8 L6 @) j& ]3 |4 r  ?; B) a* j
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 f3 ~, J$ F* Z- PBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 ~9 n' P6 ?. \% E: wWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
回复

使用道具 举报

您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 加入华同

本版积分规则

Archiver|手机版|小黑屋|华人同志

GMT+8, 2026-7-6 09:43 , Processed in 0.061420 second(s), 4 queries , Redis On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.5

© 2001-2026 Discuz! Team.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表