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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.0 h7 |$ p$ A4 `" b
Boy: Yeah I need some help.5 t9 X6 }. v+ V
Operator: What’s the matter?
( A# W; k- y7 c  K: W$ {Boy: With my math.
, |# N, @# h0 l/ hOperator: With your mouth?% N( d' b# `7 k% N
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?% c( _) _# I- c
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?+ X. {! n1 I% c) n7 d
Boy: No with my math.: V- f0 W3 k: K( K; c% H# p" Q9 U
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?6 B; g0 F2 c2 c/ ^/ _, @
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.! p+ ]' S) h2 s+ `9 l- s/ A" X1 J# }
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
( z" L+ v+ N$ p/ ]) lBoy: Okay.
# ^% |6 [( @  l6 }Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 t4 ]- C% P1 F4 ^! mBoy: I have take aways.+ Z$ q6 `5 b$ z
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.! o  L1 ]" n. X- f& ^) K
Boy: Yeah.
+ K; q- n% G" L5 R0 r2 NOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( C* y  ]4 g5 J4 X" K. b! SBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
2 a# j8 m" t0 [) f/ F$ I2 b6 O: Z* hOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.4 m7 X4 F4 v1 X* m
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ A) M( _+ K3 l# I8 t- n: d% m) ?Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?( S; S* a* x1 r5 |% i/ S) _! Y
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.2 b7 u( C* o# A, M; u4 ~+ M, R4 r
Operator: No. How old are you?
: H. ]0 p9 |! V  c5 e' D& ~! wBoy: I’m only 4.
; n! {' q% Z+ Q* \Operator: 4!& Y" Y! a3 M/ ?( b# ~
Boy: Yeah./ U6 |8 ^& o4 M7 C
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)+ H9 D9 d6 _0 ^. v/ ~  {$ Y. t
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.( E. p: {9 D- h6 a
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
5 e& |0 Y7 M5 C6 gBoy: 5.
/ Y7 Q2 b( }, j# ^+ y4 F! `+ P$ `/ b5 ]Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) Z" O) ?8 {1 K  O4 k  p: PBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.9 V0 X3 r9 b+ w* H8 P; I" K
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?" B& ^" j+ h" E6 Q0 a
Operator: It’s the mother…
) ^- p$ U; U2 U8 W9 J" K7 ABoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.$ R9 j8 w/ d2 r5 ~" t8 a
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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