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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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% }( V. ]  I& E; _' m5 M' POperator: 911 emergencies.
% H  L8 ], P" o. ABoy: Yeah I need some help.6 U2 a+ y) ~! O3 |5 ^+ e7 F. \$ e
Operator: What’s the matter?' J  O7 G9 `( e' T5 ?% t# s
Boy: With my math.
9 ]  n6 ?  Q6 O% I$ \% @Operator: With your mouth?( Z- Z( `" p' G4 ]# u( g; y  o& N
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 L" v$ F" `5 m+ B' zOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
; h7 E0 L7 T) `4 z1 r1 R2 }Boy: No with my math.5 p8 h8 a1 K$ E! ^
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?* E- {6 C) h/ r
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ K& N, L+ |- H& B% rOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# B/ K3 o+ N1 ^& ?  bBoy: Okay.' N7 j/ f* Y. t
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?# B8 ]6 M% z5 t6 X: }9 I% e2 r1 ?
Boy: I have take aways.2 T7 }8 u4 U* k+ Q) ]
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ d3 R; o: E; P4 ]/ }Boy: Yeah.
5 \# y4 r% R4 k+ Z6 F% LOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?6 Y- F# h0 y! m6 ]7 o
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math./ D# L' L& `; d- Y
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is./ p' U4 Y, _, e4 b" l( s
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?' f8 s5 w. P* N1 `2 r, j
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?' G$ k) y% [' G/ j

6 i3 I8 B: g7 s* R! u7 M- L: \( OBoy: I don’t know, 1.
2 Y& W; \  e; L$ z+ h3 DOperator: No. How old are you?6 S9 V( O0 ?! X5 U, m
Boy: I’m only 4.3 U) F0 z7 M5 _9 _
Operator: 4!0 v% @; `2 ^9 t
Boy: Yeah.$ ?) x' \9 _! E* V7 h9 D2 i$ a
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
5 D$ a% n* M" t. sBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
2 @5 s+ U- i0 S4 hOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?8 H% F# E5 ~# {$ E" m& ^
Boy: 5.6 e! n6 e( Y8 n  C; q" j
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!+ T: A" P0 K( x
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
' @6 m; ~( @) G' OWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
! b8 X3 T  O2 T) S! W* rOperator: It’s the mother…
* a5 D/ I( c9 r! A. BBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.# F; q6 B' v1 {; P8 e/ i) Z- F
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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