4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( j- `5 B+ Y% ~8 ^. F1 VOperator: 911 emergencies.
; i0 _! C9 b* N9 e6 r1 O3 Z  d" F; \& YBoy: Yeah I need some help.
; R/ o, w- I. L0 H2 H, \7 hOperator: What’s the matter?
" u& y) {+ I: T: F- BBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' F3 {) y0 S9 g1 c* HOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
3 h. a  ^9 v' H; Z" W3 v3 C* fOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& I& r' O1 {$ B; W% b% P5 Q, l9 `/ sBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* J* c. u( N' Q: AOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
* M0 A  K, E" R# T# SBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) x' g* e, Q3 X6 p% L; yBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ z" \: @& S& e. C; i0 D! u: J' i  KOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
3 U$ @% q6 q$ k# G& [. h8 \& m3 t6 Z8 oBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
* o3 `4 j( s1 g2 h- ZOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

- l: N) r  w6 T8 f/ FBoy: I don’t know, 1.
/ j( m  K/ s& f9 o# O  h& POperator: No. How old are you?
! s1 {0 [: d% J6 G6 d2 yBoy: I’m only 4.
) K  C7 Z. j- \0 z4 I8 XOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
" n! c+ s' Y* pOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 y8 p1 b7 x% t0 Y0 }: |Boy: 5.
4 Y$ |' @* {* P9 y; r: _/ S& T# OWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) |5 Z3 _$ o# ~Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈