4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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/ i# k# J* P# t4 A) wOperator: 911 emergencies.
% i: ]( m1 G+ E6 p* vBoy: Yeah I need some help.
! j6 o" W. V5 [/ M/ {( N/ ROperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
% y& g8 J& n  b/ V5 B; dOperator: With your mouth?
) V; E1 T' V- o+ }8 {, e3 M' cBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- `; o, t! K' OOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 L8 F4 n) O% r" EBoy: No with my math.
1 F( @+ X( S/ {3 x) ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: E8 h: ~$ |1 f5 D# \9 I% kBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 U9 t1 a0 l6 w; H) [' v$ I# oBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
9 b' c/ d" [1 h7 k$ V; y9 FOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 F/ M" g! A  D) GBoy: Yeah.
; _4 F: E$ O% p! s& A/ ?7 EOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% g5 l8 G) i/ F2 b, uBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
4 f5 h. H, u5 O' i) a5 T; y9 m( bOperator: No. How old are you?
7 x5 L6 Q' Z9 p* Z% _; j2 F8 O- B4 a7 KBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
% _% Q3 x+ H% }5 G# d$ E' G/ D) NBoy: Yeah.
4 W( I6 x6 q. E8 `  H. g% s/ p4 @Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
% t4 q* I% [0 G5 f; h+ q1 b  `Boy: 5.
$ l/ b- v4 h/ X0 B/ P( _Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
( G% L1 ]. }  O9 v: \Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; t' g3 w% p8 _; A% t* j/ pOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈