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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.4 ^4 e7 i2 @: f5 U6 t
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
# o  c, _  ]+ [4 uOperator: What’s the matter?
. h( x0 K$ }6 p/ ?9 z. fBoy: With my math.
# [/ [% w/ `- N: V3 pOperator: With your mouth?# v9 P+ N. `6 L
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?+ p' C) a' Y( B
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 M/ p. d! E7 O2 c) O) c5 _Boy: No with my math.& U! F7 u" t+ i; v) V0 }
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?: ^/ Z1 `0 a, [
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.. Y$ `$ Z8 |, [
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  v0 m* ~+ n9 m* uBoy: Okay.
( J: R" p" J7 I- fOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 E! ]9 w& z9 b( O+ PBoy: I have take aways.+ L2 x7 }- y2 W, F
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
$ y( ^0 G! H! I1 ~Boy: Yeah." U9 U& O1 X% r; _- T
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?8 f9 a1 A$ v. m7 g  o% Y6 i3 Q3 h
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* i, S4 J" U* DOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.* [2 W# P8 Q0 v
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 k. Y3 N" g# X# F& _Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.9 U6 r+ m6 B7 o- a7 G
Operator: No. How old are you?
6 @" |/ v4 y/ e: s+ \! Z% I9 l  U$ NBoy: I’m only 4.+ u* i8 |% G$ a, S9 w( ~# a
Operator: 4!
3 I) f0 v+ A& c3 @4 O7 M: dBoy: Yeah.
7 n/ v4 M2 y& c( m' Q! f  AOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)7 W  B  j& j# e! Q% v( N0 M2 t5 |
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  K1 A  Y& p" o' E/ ^7 Q5 V! mOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?$ L: T& m$ ]% m* @2 {
Boy: 5.  l! H6 b6 V  u" N- d; H
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!8 L" O! W) X. S4 y
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
6 M, l! q- Z  C5 J: EWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?# V1 M4 y% a. `4 T6 d2 x
Operator: It’s the mother…
  E! N5 f  ~* @2 ~* C0 B, IBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 d) Y+ P5 T5 M  S+ z7 ^7 AWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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