4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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% G$ m( A* ^6 zOperator: 911 emergencies.
' g; h" p2 i2 d8 m  xBoy: Yeah I need some help.
" N! \  F) l- O" [7 x5 MOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
1 D! l5 v# {4 KOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 f/ F3 J/ f0 H; s) L  FBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
: X" o8 f$ K& ]5 @3 }5 ?$ o3 fOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" Z3 y6 L8 c9 R7 GBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: ]% ?% _, Y3 Z: H6 S6 C/ _# OBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% B8 T% ^9 r, f; K( Y/ e' N4 }Boy: Yeah.
$ U7 j4 i6 z% ^  O! Z# B2 uOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* X- Y8 J6 O9 mBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 f1 [" o/ V+ t* F( o3 c" TOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

  f8 [2 ^9 y( x  ^Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
7 n' L" W+ d# jOperator: 4!
$ B' `) o' a# a- t' v. u) tBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
+ K1 k( l. _' C6 ?Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
! z( e. I% U6 F' S2 u/ v7 Y4 BWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( |# ?' S3 C: l, LOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; p: s7 k' j8 |& R/ e: xWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈