4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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3 `3 q9 @' {# b, D' DOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
  }7 {& s2 s3 F: R$ j: x: }Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
+ p1 o: F( e7 H* z: W4 V- }7 M% ?Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 R  _, N- {+ XBoy: No with my math.
. ~& @4 L, @0 h7 R  p- N) V+ d4 z/ I5 U; ^Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 O/ r% x/ H$ R' a  z0 OBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) ?& F4 S: H% w0 v+ x9 \4 EBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ U$ M; _; X+ r) C6 |Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
3 A: p& l: Z; N  \. lOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
" F0 x9 o/ n4 ^% N+ h2 y4 jBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. s" |: F/ G/ ]9 p6 u: jBoy: 5.
9 J# n; Y! H2 s: n4 q3 S8 jWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
8 |" x( X* a0 C% \& p% nBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 L/ b! f+ o, O: ?0 w5 e7 p% i4 COperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, W5 S5 p; L* g/ dWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈