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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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" L1 E9 H8 T& z' ~8 a4 n  j* j# @$ ?对话文字记录  X3 H3 q3 e# z6 V8 m5 J: A/ ^

9 s& `* r+ ]/ H6 f! b8 S7 U8 QOperator: 911 emergencies.' ]! Z* U0 B2 E* f9 V
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
% n9 W/ W- W: W3 |) g( QOperator: What’s the matter?' e- \) g/ Q' X5 Y
Boy: With my math.
8 Q9 N( g& D8 G  vOperator: With your mouth?
5 ]) U2 H* Z# C" U" k9 ?5 E: k% E% b* LBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" b1 F/ a2 b2 N) H+ |Operator: Sure. Where do you live?! I) j7 y5 X2 v$ `! F' k
Boy: No with my math.0 H5 k6 i$ P. d) c/ I! Y+ }
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?3 m' v' p1 s+ c" y, s+ u/ X
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone., m. |: f5 Y. W6 ~9 h$ @* w
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ h% ^* Z3 I8 J4 {Boy: Okay.
1 s0 {) y. }" A  [, N5 [' {Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?) d4 b3 T  i5 @7 C: K
Boy: I have take aways.
& S9 a2 o* `7 SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 `8 X$ [1 p3 I$ yBoy: Yeah.
6 ]7 Q# |( T3 p3 LOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ `$ i! g/ U; F9 Q( oBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.; |' W+ C9 w3 d5 S
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.4 \5 y9 p5 j! J2 r' b3 `+ N% i
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?+ N8 O  |( T% O! X# h
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?3 J0 y/ V' Z! G0 W7 G4 P

: i2 F8 l; |" ^/ c4 l, h7 gBoy: I don’t know, 1.8 T2 i3 ]1 H# ^0 k" \
Operator: No. How old are you?9 f4 s6 P8 F# i
Boy: I’m only 4.
& e! r& E/ ~5 [3 E) j) C5 qOperator: 4!
5 V1 u  K# M9 ^! [Boy: Yeah.4 m( J; j# L% h& \6 a  q
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
. E, Y! Y3 {( t* x' X" Y: E  TBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.! [, X: F& W+ }, h' U; s; H
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?4 f) u5 u' e+ `8 Q6 |" D
Boy: 5.: ?9 u& h6 ~" T' h; g
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 E! i/ @1 X( TBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.- h: b% |0 \  c
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?5 J! F) n; g! Q
Operator: It’s the mother…
; Y7 V5 m9 q5 S: \9 S; ?1 nBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.+ k3 s% h! N/ r' P; u' u
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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