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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
3 T, n: N/ G' s6 u% T1 ~  C5 E( NBoy: Yeah I need some help.
5 B) W+ G; ?/ K( ]7 j% YOperator: What’s the matter?
$ y1 K9 d7 J6 X5 u2 k; KBoy: With my math.
3 P! A- \# G0 m! o, mOperator: With your mouth?* H' L3 M) |* C9 \
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 a! R5 s, `7 K; d; WOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
' N" k; g' N" w4 m& F- @9 f: oBoy: No with my math.3 t* j* v. T; t2 o# m/ F- m0 U
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# I; u: l* \2 r+ tBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, t7 ?. v3 s, Q% t0 G/ `Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.8 H/ e, e9 D; E8 m% q
Boy: Okay.% T* [4 t% l) r4 p6 c  T
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% b  O- N+ j1 r& f5 Q, M' ?( I6 @Boy: I have take aways.; R, X8 B, |4 V  t# v$ ~# t
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.7 H2 a& [6 \" I  m4 {
Boy: Yeah., E" ?# f" T0 s. m# P( b
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% j; I2 C# p) r( EBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
; O6 c6 R. T# W5 MOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
3 v5 m+ n4 Q; N: A5 R% n" P* r% {2 hBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ g1 R5 A# }6 l! L- ~3 f+ a! @% fOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
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, j+ v1 {6 b) @5 k& sBoy: I’m only 4.' S! g+ H+ t! c4 T0 T" ]5 y
Operator: 4!0 B6 D0 n" k4 V% _" ?3 j0 G
Boy: Yeah.5 h) I) _* r6 ?# g& p4 Q
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
7 [' [" [& t2 b* QBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.& C2 d$ A2 f1 w, N
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?! d, w7 s9 z/ P9 e, G3 m2 L6 D+ b
Boy: 5." f8 G2 d3 {3 U( ]$ Q) y* s' f
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ _5 T! A$ H* K3 S$ c7 U" H) |Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 J% X* i# }" _9 \Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
" I! N# l: l7 ^  ~  ^Operator: It’s the mother…4 T. k6 }$ ~8 Z3 A# ?
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.! [0 w% ]4 v# b1 a" ]& f6 L
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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