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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
6 Z6 p. q7 _  z  [. FBoy: Yeah I need some help.0 }6 i; Q2 W) K8 I) y. K
Operator: What’s the matter?
4 n9 d# U* Y3 ^3 c+ o( z3 JBoy: With my math.* d  P2 T4 D3 v* a
Operator: With your mouth?: {% m9 y' u. ^+ c
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
, c- V' Y. {/ B; x/ `& pOperator: Sure. Where do you live?/ |5 ^" m" J) q4 [/ l7 \
Boy: No with my math., e* ]; X  e( k6 ]
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ k9 m* ]. i0 k! a/ ~9 l8 r. SBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 }8 b* q# @: d6 d7 x  L: d( cOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ ~3 S9 O& M( v; r: hBoy: Okay.% a. u2 z( j9 M
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?2 S8 `2 `7 j" S$ k  A
Boy: I have take aways.
# l! e9 J0 w9 K  I: c% JOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' ]( E7 g( _) B- U0 A, p. CBoy: Yeah.
7 Q/ q0 D# C" i/ o) w+ AOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?( }/ D  u0 Q: i
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.# r* V  g! V. f0 W) ]" }  I
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.7 u6 [  e% f* y$ l7 F1 v7 y
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?: ^* }( o1 }* |. |
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?4 a2 G: l- M; w

  \7 M5 o4 H; n! F" x' {Boy: I don’t know, 1.
  `- g5 j7 W: z+ C2 Y2 x# wOperator: No. How old are you?; b3 |& D+ W+ Z
Boy: I’m only 4.
5 D0 X# E) t4 a( Y$ |" ~) dOperator: 4!
1 `8 Q7 P" T$ {, _( M# E' \! g6 sBoy: Yeah.
* j" o$ J' q# _8 S1 h2 X+ s5 k5 I9 T+ rOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
2 N7 }' E4 ~9 A7 t' ?& {Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 H# l, j8 A7 }5 ^$ }9 ^Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?& V; A/ C/ W* x( R. Y( }
Boy: 5.
$ n: y" B( v' _( H* xWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 d* I( j( X% x! X* W4 f+ YBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, ~. a8 d; _- _! H/ J$ d' ZWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?/ @! ~, I4 @4 `( U) p: _
Operator: It’s the mother…" r8 o) H8 P7 }% h
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.. O/ |; c, }" G8 W
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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