4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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% f5 ]0 H0 F" a  Y; gOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
) v  W* ^" p; B$ ?* O2 S2 KOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
4 P7 F% V: N/ x* SOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
0 d" p' W; F3 e& Z8 a9 u' T1 D9 QOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- ]+ `/ w: M) w7 {5 }0 f- iBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! y- `6 j; E3 gOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
* M$ X% s2 k5 _( ~1 Q& J, BBoy: Okay.
& S) ]% h/ X+ Y; MOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
5 l7 ]" }* w  P" q% G1 E! ?Boy: I have take aways.
/ V! {+ U7 \$ X& I5 P, y  ~Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: H/ G) X% U  {6 Z# \Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 ?* O) l+ h* p! q! z$ L5 ]& T- h- LBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
) Y9 @) E* H+ T+ Y& F0 `1 Y. xOperator: 4!
( n( m% H( }, ^( oBoy: Yeah.
; v/ E$ L" n2 _1 J) V" A& C8 ^+ {Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
' U- t9 K: D, z( v, x8 qBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ W  p' F+ m1 UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 C4 _1 t  h; h1 m5 _$ T2 HWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈