4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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/ w: {1 L) b9 J5 g& j3 |Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
  `/ n  B( q8 f0 G  O$ NOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
: W6 E3 j: B( S  y0 a) bOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ d1 D' A( m! }' }7 iBoy: No with my math.
0 R$ Z! z* s, f  E' O* ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
" F/ u! n$ K) tBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 z2 l8 x% b! S+ H2 nBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( Q, d+ q) t5 L+ [+ w; rBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
  a4 F3 n9 E8 x9 c# E8 cOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; K% B+ U' l( W- b, U- D# KBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% c6 ^% \5 y9 T$ d! rOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 l: \0 S3 i7 x* R# E7 GBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 d5 b+ d1 n- |& C8 W, z% `Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
6 D7 k6 _% G0 e1 [: HBoy: I’m only 4.
# Z# O* a+ ]5 R, Y. M( N9 yOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
, \' c6 q3 t$ {  m# eWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
0 u- B, o8 j$ Y" H! S$ E5 Z0 UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
3 K9 C3 T: n% `Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
, A, ]- ?/ s# Z! IOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- M- {* \2 X% T7 O4 aWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈