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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) x! w  ~' c, q% t, A3 R% H" q5 pBoy: Yeah I need some help.
& E  H6 L$ M3 J5 B3 O+ LOperator: What’s the matter?
: p! g) p/ X7 s2 ]Boy: With my math.
7 d7 G2 v; v9 s$ H" c9 P! ~# dOperator: With your mouth?) C1 T. H( r: q9 r- n! [
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?" a* D- J' T1 k' }8 ~( |4 p
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?0 }8 H) C7 V# Z/ x5 H6 a* F* p4 w
Boy: No with my math.- A4 S) Z0 {) z0 d. ]
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?' x& {8 W$ q+ F1 T( U3 f
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.7 t+ A5 s0 Q3 q1 O+ _
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
. K0 m0 ?6 a+ W* `; v" l; HBoy: Okay.: B3 T" A0 ~% C( T) D
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 U5 |) }4 ?% w4 i, k3 C, Q: h! HBoy: I have take aways.
  @! K8 S# C( POperator: Oh you have to do the take aways." `  w' o" z4 d0 ]4 L0 ^3 l( g
Boy: Yeah.
0 W7 O/ ?; X5 [/ o8 _, f( kOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. s/ G% @0 n- m# ^" jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ T0 V, F: D, d' ^5 R. K  {# EOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.% O1 _/ |) a/ a: U( D
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?9 }; t6 q7 i1 [; K$ {+ G
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?, c! F$ K/ {9 n$ z" a% E: o
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
/ |9 s9 d' c. v2 pOperator: No. How old are you?
  `/ F0 X1 ~, r$ ^7 T+ JBoy: I’m only 4.
! k, x: X" q" e  B. f+ V" m$ nOperator: 4!1 l' k, K* H) W9 V! h
Boy: Yeah.+ ?: H2 b7 T/ C+ R, S
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈): f/ v2 C# y9 u3 f9 N+ K
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.  r# b* E1 f* Y5 J0 ?! c6 J7 s
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 r$ q& v8 n$ @* ]/ H% D$ j: ZBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
  b6 Q+ Q' j! zWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?4 V2 V# R- O4 x8 t; K" N: b
Operator: It’s the mother…
' L; v* m) Y% V% x4 N: x; TBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody., B6 }8 x& P. O& G; j
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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