4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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" T6 P7 `% `1 f' ?' F4 ?/ u. s$ @Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
: I4 X' |- K0 N4 O% F7 jOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
9 \6 ~" E- [  D# \! b! HBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
0 \8 i1 I7 i; i( T" K8 lOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
4 a6 V2 G' }; e9 C8 d7 @  l' X% w2 SBoy: Yeah.
+ H' P5 k5 K, t% a$ ?Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. k; F$ X. Y6 T# I+ G4 YBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, d, h2 A1 B$ R* A/ JOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
" X6 v! Y$ B0 w- B& QOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
" C( S; C1 f5 r" a2 _Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
2 B+ ^. ^6 N- T& ]$ p' W6 j* G, |Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈