4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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7 F. p+ {; M# r, v- }! ?' COperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
" t0 N, ]' j7 a6 sOperator: What’s the matter?
! J+ m$ D$ @# u) DBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
) M5 t5 M; p$ T3 u4 ABoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
, B' R4 `: e9 Z$ k% _( L, jOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
# ~. d4 ?" A, V' J: ]* @Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- I. I, x" r* j/ C# O) ZOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
5 E+ [1 M, x; E3 YBoy: Okay.
9 W3 d6 g  R- f3 mOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ d+ P- x  d9 s5 UBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" R# P# [" X: P* {0 MBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
* R7 j! C, K4 iBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 K3 t. k5 H! P0 f- LOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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) J# J: Q( t+ i' D2 `( E& t1 ~, CBoy: I don’t know, 1.
, }8 w2 f/ r2 S  ?& B9 |Operator: No. How old are you?
0 b7 k% ?& B/ T/ `% [4 s. O' L3 a- QBoy: I’m only 4.
* l3 ^  {/ p$ b3 eOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
; R( t: \4 e) D1 O: R! X0 E; WOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
4 _0 ]9 S/ S" L! kWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 f; Z3 H4 P! G8 z7 j" M( w6 WWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈