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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.5 X& d2 p, y3 G2 H
Boy: Yeah I need some help.% {! T# r; c! c% [
Operator: What’s the matter?
) I$ l; @% `( G1 J0 eBoy: With my math.0 ^9 }$ j, c; p: M0 I
Operator: With your mouth?; J: D1 h: ^: S" [
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 R+ x1 e, b/ R, \3 z7 NOperator: Sure. Where do you live?5 @/ r5 g  N0 z, r  b/ \
Boy: No with my math.
1 s' e" K; G7 E' |. DOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?9 @) ~5 a8 M* d2 s; n7 E; u' m
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.7 m: {/ N6 \: m, X! H
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! a& `0 Y: l- sBoy: Okay.
8 F  V8 d9 |! _5 EOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?; @2 w9 G/ e  H5 {* A1 f: R* F
Boy: I have take aways.
% R9 e" @5 g- ^+ zOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. N  T2 ^: _3 kBoy: Yeah." W! [" \4 r$ O, p
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?- ^. ^  C! d2 ~6 ~) {- Y2 W# |
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
. m7 E; n+ \5 v, `Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: b  O5 C/ v! e  S" Y+ a8 V  pBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?# X9 m6 F  ^6 e0 L' A" E* ^- k7 u
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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' a3 n( Z1 f) o' R+ I7 jBoy: I don’t know, 1.
7 P3 }. T% k) I! c8 mOperator: No. How old are you?
- w. w  H4 j# F% NBoy: I’m only 4.
! V; g. B+ Z0 A. N% eOperator: 4!
+ l& b+ @1 l$ Y* q) D( _! CBoy: Yeah.
, _$ e" h4 Y4 E% @Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
6 Z# T, T. f7 e! nBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 f9 R2 ~) K  @. F% U- O) f# X. D0 GOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
# F+ j+ v. M# g# mBoy: 5.9 @- {/ M9 i$ ~& E/ x" C
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!' A; K) S- }& f8 G2 X
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! M& S& V  k- X! jWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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  M: ^# {. X. i6 DBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.: v* r: V' }. C3 n' @1 C
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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