4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
) I$ l; @% `( G1 J0 eBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 R+ x1 e, b/ R, \3 z7 NOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
1 s' e" K; G7 E' |. DOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! a& `0 Y: l- sBoy: Okay.
8 F  V8 d9 |! _5 EOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
% R9 e" @5 g- ^+ zOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. N  T2 ^: _3 kBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
. m7 E; n+ \5 v, `Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: b  O5 C/ v! e  S" Y+ a8 V  pBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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' a3 n( Z1 f) o' R+ I7 jBoy: I don’t know, 1.
7 P3 }. T% k) I! c8 mOperator: No. How old are you?
- w. w  H4 j# F% NBoy: I’m only 4.
! V; g. B+ Z0 A. N% eOperator: 4!
+ l& b+ @1 l$ Y* q) D( _! CBoy: Yeah.
, _$ e" h4 Y4 E% @Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 Z# T, T. f7 e! nBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 f9 R2 ~) K  @. F% U- O) f# X. D0 GOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
# F+ j+ v. M# g# mBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! M& S& V  k- X! jWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
& M' I* a- Z2 _/ @1 KOperator: It’s the mother…
  M: ^# {. X. i6 DBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈