4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( J/ z4 i. i& r: q+ EOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
( N6 K: x$ ^& _0 R5 J- I& BOperator: What’s the matter?
. K* d7 T* k, }  pBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
3 A6 O. |$ f" B! i# w2 kBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
# [$ x. H9 d' p( }$ WOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* f- l2 L9 P) bOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
: h% x3 k$ |5 l7 r: ?/ ^Operator: No. How old are you?
5 Q( G, U  v% \% y8 m" \* N  o! q4 aBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
$ c8 B  A; h; R7 t! o3 n& nBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 L5 t, j3 M, GBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 e2 f* n  T% p$ K) ]$ AOperator: It’s the mother…
$ {5 k' _0 e* B% S- y  cBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈