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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.% ^& q' e2 P; l0 N% o4 c* |
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
) S, ]( \1 I* v3 ^; n( ^4 JOperator: What’s the matter?' @' L" f* S6 R: Q% g. y
Boy: With my math.
. o: ]8 U3 p' s8 LOperator: With your mouth?
  v2 W9 U4 P9 m- K' p* JBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?, u; z" F& r& G$ P& ~0 @
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?* E8 u2 e8 P3 r4 V- |4 Y3 v
Boy: No with my math.1 q% p; n3 v, G$ P+ i' E. v% }( a
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?3 H% N7 x5 M, s. z% o
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.5 o, _' v& u  n$ O' u
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 f* q- B) V" g' `2 UBoy: Okay.$ S& ~) T2 p" k: e8 o$ p9 N0 _4 c
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?& |- h  V( Z$ q8 w$ l7 ~
Boy: I have take aways.4 h" o6 z; K# N" E
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.' E5 t* w7 \% f) M
Boy: Yeah.  ]) M) d# ?0 m6 {& y9 `9 A+ E9 m- q
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
$ m$ x- z: k+ v1 _+ e3 rBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.6 ?) U0 d% S# s/ _# }5 ?2 B
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.. h3 f# K/ i" M3 B
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
; ^0 ], I5 m4 L% U) k& K: OOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?. ]+ H1 e+ a- I, _! z

5 r, B, Z2 ~! p. }9 Y/ c2 UBoy: I don’t know, 1.7 c( s" h- h# Y$ Y# O! _' n
Operator: No. How old are you?( ~. X: |. Y( z* D5 h
Boy: I’m only 4.9 b- \* ^7 x1 `
Operator: 4!3 k  y" G- c7 T9 Q9 m
Boy: Yeah.
, ~, Q* V. t" E7 HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)! U' F7 O" x5 |0 |* F
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( V, H' g1 v! W6 v5 S& v2 GOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?1 s0 b/ b9 ]9 B% v! f6 E
Boy: 5.  P1 ]$ L1 r  o
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!! i# S8 @2 j. O: M- y! l4 {7 _2 x
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.; m: C! ~2 d/ S; \
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.8 p6 w* ]& N, x6 y
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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