4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 s. n4 I) m- O% L0 `Operator: What’s the matter?
" t5 Y5 P" p" h( E3 RBoy: With my math.
' }! H' `+ X6 [  lOperator: With your mouth?
- M; L# ^3 d% n  s7 d5 ]2 ABoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ W; W; S5 [" U- W# VBoy: No with my math.
0 J- ~6 g8 ^% K! Y  @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- E  G4 Q# B- c: C6 o, dBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  Q: {  [* w9 @Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
: D/ G0 t7 i* aOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 V& i  m" x8 U  }Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' G. z' R: |5 m2 o: W+ w# ZBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 \$ G. H; M, [7 M' POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 A7 k/ f% L" k7 w( O, IBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 z) a, @( J) e, n. M0 iOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

* x2 u" r; y# x# Y. t5 EBoy: I don’t know, 1.
, ]3 w! k7 `% W! WOperator: No. How old are you?
8 M7 }+ B, `1 l! }: L9 i9 c. b; {9 QBoy: I’m only 4.
) R- m* n+ d2 g& {, V9 hOperator: 4!
  D7 J3 B8 j( S/ Q$ R' n' j# H( uBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
# N& F9 C% A) f, KBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 p. _7 f9 Q2 KOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 Y4 t  G( e! k" f7 U6 VBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* H7 o2 b! |7 q3 y# B4 Y7 Y, Y& ~Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ {! }! e/ q% t+ eOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 E7 X' W; o1 oWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈