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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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% Y' P0 {" i6 r. IOperator: 911 emergencies.
: b# e' S. _! d2 V+ J5 F6 \, jBoy: Yeah I need some help.6 _" C+ @$ i3 w3 m& w- P8 T
Operator: What’s the matter?* f" H4 v- U* ~, i" n) z
Boy: With my math.9 g: D( e0 u9 }  K$ F5 V* u  M
Operator: With your mouth?. j, ~) G5 e& J4 \& b+ T
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; {0 w3 |2 u8 l2 D( r" mOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 U, a2 i1 w" W# E- y4 |7 UBoy: No with my math.
: h$ l: g% n7 q+ ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
. F/ u# Q0 h( g- n+ WBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.! x9 W7 R/ g" B* w. U7 K
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you./ x/ N2 X  e& u7 ~
Boy: Okay.
# U, b7 b( C* A2 K8 I. X8 Y% aOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?9 }0 {8 W+ D% f9 x; @3 v" T7 D3 P
Boy: I have take aways.
" d- C" c, d% z" A# P9 T3 IOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. W: O+ j7 _* ^Boy: Yeah.3 V( Z$ {" Y$ s
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
9 q( Q( h8 T' Z$ P% U3 oBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.5 a& V  h, ?  ]. U; ?9 e, j8 k4 `4 ]+ B# K
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.7 z0 S8 s/ g. E, r. |7 p. O
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?- y6 O# a5 C" [3 a# p7 Q
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.; s3 Y, b* s, i9 H9 O+ S4 p/ \
Operator: No. How old are you?
5 J4 E6 c, I# l1 N6 a0 n$ Y& A* JBoy: I’m only 4.9 E( `  N8 N& c+ ?" M
Operator: 4!
$ [* C1 E& }% gBoy: Yeah.
" @4 T- b( ?8 R4 A  p; R5 ]( gOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)3 V& N! U/ \0 l+ z- U
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.9 V; a6 U; U+ e; S8 u- o" h* [
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
+ w3 ]  C. ?+ M* o( uBoy: 5.
* _- o' y- @! C- a! ~8 rWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! }2 Z, c' g8 Y9 aBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" {$ \4 w2 k% [) }6 e% ?  TWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 L% c, e( t1 }3 L8 @Operator: It’s the mother…9 D2 s, M5 h4 b
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.' L( J* W3 L" j" }
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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