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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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5 h4 p4 b, k! rOperator: 911 emergencies.. R( I( L+ I7 w7 D4 B$ i3 G. i
Boy: Yeah I need some help.* T. x4 K5 [/ Z' G* B
Operator: What’s the matter?
. c4 H9 ^4 }4 d, u6 `Boy: With my math.
  G( L+ T1 [4 Q8 E( x1 _5 {* GOperator: With your mouth?
% x9 H3 c  b0 L; K) o& |Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  s2 i: S8 Z* T; GOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
2 e) Q: l  w# Z* b. s, S" LBoy: No with my math.8 ^  r+ F" X; ]3 {% s
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& f5 e7 i6 n& j3 QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! N/ U1 A5 m0 C$ Y) gOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 Q7 ?5 z+ u" z; v% jBoy: Okay.' ]0 {+ r5 _; e8 N, `; Y
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?, V6 Z  T: {2 }* c# W8 R" y) L
Boy: I have take aways.
# B) i5 [9 X( `+ W: a# s* Z* SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.4 T& e; s- p; o8 {' K  `
Boy: Yeah.
3 {' U' S4 H4 m% h. ~) MOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" A) u: F, d7 b+ N) p" nBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math." \2 C$ h$ h: E8 H$ Z. `
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.4 h, G1 t8 h5 P8 P! ^- b$ k
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?7 J1 s% Y2 |; h7 J$ H0 V
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?: a- ?$ L0 ]% x
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* N/ ~, V& f, Q4 NOperator: No. How old are you?* L3 g7 n$ O* Q, R$ n5 _+ `# |
Boy: I’m only 4.$ H1 G) h: H8 C7 l4 \( W$ q! E( u
Operator: 4!6 b/ h- C9 V' o) s
Boy: Yeah.  m9 B/ F$ @% Y; U! U
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)3 ~; B9 l- }: K* H- H) s& {8 I& ?8 G
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, o7 `" Q1 W4 D/ r9 y4 ZOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?& V. o/ I) ?5 n5 i% s
Boy: 5.
: V7 }0 l+ [1 UWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!% n  X6 }, g# c& y$ p+ y
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.+ y$ d9 h* Z& o& l+ d
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?3 r5 ^* ?5 p. e' T
Operator: It’s the mother…. }% K3 Q, _7 G$ x# M
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.0 S/ E. L) F4 ]8 ~9 L/ \4 M
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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