4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
' L" Y+ Q, C1 RBoy: Yeah I need some help.
; p/ a/ i3 F, v# a% y$ qOperator: What’s the matter?
' x% N2 `# f; P0 b# l! X+ s6 O  DBoy: With my math.
& `5 Z! e6 h0 mOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. f* L3 i0 F7 SOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
7 H# f1 D' o8 o2 P9 NOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 t" _. l7 Z! B: W& Y. e( m* EBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
; Q2 O2 x2 ?+ I2 y: GOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% b! B/ M) }( ]) V* x/ b$ K; iBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" w. `$ q6 P6 h  `& J/ r* uBoy: I have take aways.
8 C6 z$ |! A* E2 b+ r' U% X6 POperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 x- L0 ~/ ~, N4 NBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
8 \* Z6 w' F) S4 P* \) QOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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: `$ Q4 |" ]! U' S' dBoy: I don’t know, 1.
, W/ [. K' z3 w) f* D  @* W7 q3 mOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
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% ~4 Y: b6 k3 R. `4 dBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
/ B9 i2 [! d0 `) D4 y( xWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
6 s# V1 k2 ~  U4 qBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 x4 Z4 f6 C4 z. T3 UWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈