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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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. @) h" V5 c( Q2 [7 w2 R& pOperator: 911 emergencies.
3 n# z) y& T" G) V# e3 {Boy: Yeah I need some help.& r0 Y6 G# _- j7 I
Operator: What’s the matter?& V& c+ N" `, t1 T  I/ ^1 Z
Boy: With my math.. `; i0 i0 W3 e- L8 F$ o% y
Operator: With your mouth?
4 b8 }9 \6 r8 Q5 d9 FBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?' t5 V, v5 I7 X! r3 A9 \. v: x% w
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?8 y4 D- o( B' f% [( z1 }
Boy: No with my math.$ D3 I" X) l& e% r
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?+ X7 D+ J1 K, _' }. G- s4 a9 i
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% J9 R- N7 B( C3 B9 jOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  I  U3 P% Z4 j+ n, S' rBoy: Okay.
( J& O& T, G9 B) s8 kOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( p0 H2 D5 _% }9 CBoy: I have take aways.
# |0 I; a+ ?! o( u& xOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 `, h5 k* P7 h- \Boy: Yeah.
( x) H( ~. n) O3 F* e. |' I9 nOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?/ }  b0 ~2 g' v- g! Z% a: d6 Z
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% g7 v/ F% U) l% n3 EOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.- S9 h4 S3 o/ H% z: |; D# ]9 i
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
, y3 z8 ^9 e( q7 ~/ f4 _Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
, S5 q3 B: u5 s" N% UOperator: No. How old are you?
& D& J2 E* n# M* ]! r4 j& tBoy: I’m only 4.- V! H* O$ u! X9 k
Operator: 4!
, k, c2 `9 d5 V7 L% EBoy: Yeah.+ x- P' D8 ?& o
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)* K. J1 q! m0 X- z! y8 n5 J
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.; h+ m0 G1 @5 f
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
+ f2 E" q6 f( @( b6 j' ~Boy: 5.
/ V. X, P' I1 B# k2 p; j( O9 mWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!$ n1 \3 Y9 w8 E0 h$ {
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
7 I8 N) a8 u8 z0 M4 j( j9 uWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?2 g# t) f; L& E2 Q
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 X& H5 _* g, p$ MBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody., a+ ?0 `" \6 O' G* _% q  m; q
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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