4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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/ U' x! k: a8 o7 iOperator: 911 emergencies.
, J0 Q  H2 S* _9 QBoy: Yeah I need some help.
" u0 U0 n/ U' K: q8 q6 N' h3 U) p* pOperator: What’s the matter?
3 {0 u  @; [) c) A$ S& F8 i. h& XBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 g% Q0 B$ S( JOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
; l1 ]$ J4 p+ A2 cBoy: No with my math.
) E: _4 P% O9 p  z, [Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 }0 b! ?* c- t! I. wOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
5 W+ e+ E6 a2 P+ ~5 m5 \) o6 yOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ b+ w2 i1 [- p# o( H% e7 iBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
7 o, i8 ~7 V1 zOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
/ `: R9 |8 U# ?Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: y% Z% F, ^* \  Z" [Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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& ]9 G1 T3 b9 IBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 c+ @& p! i/ A- sOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
, Y6 K' w# M$ T3 n0 r1 i5 ^Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 [: Q9 X" [) o4 ]" kBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 J7 n' @/ u3 w7 F2 z* lWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
" F) I3 t7 a  bBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈