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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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! C: a! x& h7 F5 a7 c3 m  qOperator: 911 emergencies.  Q+ f- `! C. p& M/ x# ?/ a
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
: D* y+ A( a1 `- cOperator: What’s the matter?
5 M8 R4 q8 d( s3 K2 r3 G9 EBoy: With my math.
+ I+ @1 {# [! I. t% b0 }$ e8 POperator: With your mouth?
) e7 T. T8 {  s3 F: lBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
3 U3 L# s+ ^7 `8 z* fOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 f* i& u* j) ?6 n$ Z1 RBoy: No with my math.! }+ |" d8 b/ v8 U# E
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( @1 b4 Y! N* ~6 y. L* }9 T+ @Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.2 }8 h- @& N2 @" D5 {- u
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 Y, F5 ?2 x. O! _' d0 ]$ k9 fBoy: Okay.
1 h) T2 B' b$ [& y% [3 ~6 qOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?1 Y7 R( R# }9 H) b+ S: f8 S
Boy: I have take aways.+ T# G! U9 O8 Q9 F8 _
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ B3 {! _# q5 Q/ `! QBoy: Yeah.7 o" ?/ b5 a: B" t' b+ t
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 G8 V5 v) A/ M! |+ [Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.3 e& F( k3 Z& m- M5 r  U
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
5 `6 F, Y+ b$ G- ]7 |Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 {/ W% m; T$ z8 MOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
; E( m  [. _5 }Operator: No. How old are you?8 s7 E: ]. p$ H. a6 r6 f
Boy: I’m only 4.6 Q0 J: F, ~6 S1 u
Operator: 4!
1 f- _$ m; s5 _7 d  B: _) v3 yBoy: Yeah.+ l2 \1 I7 z; w3 D
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
1 ?6 s8 N- ~. Q$ zBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
5 S. X& B# M( P1 d/ O( J) YOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 Y& x/ _' o1 R+ F( sBoy: 5.- P( A1 ^* W$ T+ A
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!! \( \$ F0 N/ X8 d. N
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.9 S  E( t/ I3 }0 ~
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?, a' B0 q# t. C3 W
Operator: It’s the mother…' r$ u! d, W, S5 L7 ?5 |
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
9 O. f8 M4 c4 u: A) E* F# b0 fWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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