4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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, ^  B( a6 i1 QOperator: 911 emergencies.
7 O# M6 C8 y$ [Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 T' d5 Z0 D9 XOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
% ?" \/ N/ `  v1 d  \Operator: With your mouth?
, U/ E2 i, K6 O: B5 K, L& m3 j( QBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 V& P+ |# d7 [4 V6 Q' |Boy: No with my math.
: a# V: I1 v$ m! TOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& d; q! Y% h5 k! ]3 P$ lBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( q- m* j7 N7 BBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
. x! \! l8 g8 b: h( t' {Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
! u9 Y8 @/ Z) d' |8 V& jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 D0 f% l& a& C0 C3 K+ P/ ^Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

9 \2 ]. s6 [5 ~. w6 MBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
) P& [0 W8 r) S/ @7 `  G3 cOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
) M  J4 b; B+ t; t# u& bBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
* m, H5 X7 o5 c. ^# m0 X7 WWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
: m+ A+ ~5 x% gBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
7 _# R6 \6 C$ {/ W/ A2 s5 L$ ~Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈