4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
0 z7 f2 W: w2 m3 \( m1 [, l- NBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ h# \' |  X' x; f4 |Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
8 y; u$ f! [6 P) K! S/ O2 e3 ]; `Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ i+ M" ?2 E4 G+ B2 qBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
- I& i5 _2 o, v6 A1 ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
6 y! A5 r+ H' yOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
7 x3 r( p* Y! _- o1 zOperator: No. How old are you?
+ z3 S* F2 x. D- E) O2 u! ABoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
' P- ]  P, H3 M7 M7 o$ M0 s0 {) qOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 g7 W/ x  g2 p& nOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
$ |- z( ], I- L. ^/ q+ OWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 N4 U& ?1 T  H, VBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. Q7 y5 s; Q( fWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 J) u+ x  x4 C1 O( @; dOperator: It’s the mother…
* m+ ]3 F" `! ^. r/ z8 DBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% p! q8 W: n6 vWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈