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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.1 D: ^" {3 [" s1 z' n1 v
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
" N% _: {6 f/ o# r  e" E: P, wOperator: What’s the matter?
0 N$ T* D: v2 G! {% i& kBoy: With my math.1 H. @7 L2 X9 b- h# Z5 Q
Operator: With your mouth?" X4 j5 j; I7 t& S
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- G+ x+ N. c  ]! v1 V) K' N& BOperator: Sure. Where do you live?  s5 X: }. x/ v( z, w6 ?
Boy: No with my math.  |# `/ o1 D& j& Y$ U1 p
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) I0 _; x# q8 k% t& b: `Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.( e4 f; O+ |4 j2 |/ ~' z
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 S+ @  m* O' P0 G' D' S- IBoy: Okay.. L2 c6 w, o2 ~( P# J, _- a2 R) e
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 b/ V+ G! x6 o; wBoy: I have take aways.
2 w6 t3 b: g  O8 H5 n0 ?% XOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.- c( m% i) d0 f8 ~* n. C; u
Boy: Yeah.- Y; m! a/ J8 S3 ~- z
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?; ?; J% f& M3 f# [
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.5 Y5 ?- u% I. P! [5 k
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.& l; |( R, k' Q: N
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
4 Y  D$ V' K* [3 F2 LOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?+ W# Y( K  U, \: h9 t1 g" C

* }) U1 b6 K; u0 q. OBoy: I don’t know, 1.* p( Y' C( I$ m* M  ~% s
Operator: No. How old are you?
4 X! m4 `7 c6 t4 n+ OBoy: I’m only 4.% E$ e1 b& N. X, |* w7 s9 a
Operator: 4!
0 a- D5 W4 |: J% v6 t3 hBoy: Yeah.
* d& r3 {3 G  V( I+ b& KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
7 s9 q, |. [% p: ^3 @, x2 `Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. f' o0 N; h# P! IOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!! {' \2 S6 U' l1 Q
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.$ a- f2 B1 e! n. o8 n" r" y
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 s: |( Z* e/ HOperator: It’s the mother…, `' n2 R8 E8 Z+ Y
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.! v  t# `5 u) L
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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