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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
* I% [" c* N( C( D1 W: D/ NBoy: Yeah I need some help.. R4 O! h- Q0 R3 D% C- X, K2 \
Operator: What’s the matter?+ R- T$ _1 l; I6 ^  M
Boy: With my math.
! M. z$ R/ M$ i, E; X6 C  |Operator: With your mouth?
+ a/ k) h+ y- [) rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?2 H& c! D5 v& X9 g' |
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
. ?7 z4 ]1 q% s3 o/ M6 T6 tBoy: No with my math.6 `- K) {/ F- u& s+ l
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?) t7 F/ F0 o' N4 D7 h) g6 s2 d9 }
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.4 R0 u4 V7 D. ^1 X; Z4 _
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
7 O, a2 S2 E6 PBoy: Okay.$ n$ c2 `6 h0 W$ v! D/ i7 H
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ a( Q4 p: _6 ]* t* }: @) f! {+ B0 n6 O: q) ^Boy: I have take aways.2 u% Y2 M  i7 c1 {6 e
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.2 X- S' n* r( k- Z5 w: F6 }
Boy: Yeah.
+ g6 T$ D  |; Y) r, P! XOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?% K) u; W8 Z4 z' W2 j7 @
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ |  b3 |  j2 @/ S7 qOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is." [( t3 m8 p9 X+ n8 i. D6 \  K! K
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
) v2 F' y4 n& kOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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3 f' O5 ]3 Z5 T( xBoy: I don’t know, 1.: _" E" p5 A8 N
Operator: No. How old are you?
* T$ A8 S+ s# |/ _Boy: I’m only 4.9 G( D5 c. y: m
Operator: 4!+ Z6 c* w" u3 W# f! @, T
Boy: Yeah.8 d. K) `( I# V, f' `. q6 m
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈). K1 y3 m- @0 O, P) L) k6 g* s
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.* g+ l( m+ T+ O$ |2 C
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
) Y8 c/ E4 p" W1 G5 F1 a3 e% F3 n/ sBoy: 5.
) W! O: C% q6 t( E& d' _% [. eWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
! g% x& [0 h5 B- [Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.# a! R% t4 [5 N
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?; V1 P2 I7 m) O% x$ y
Operator: It’s the mother…: g5 l6 R+ M2 [* t$ W! @& Q
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.7 T: c7 w, s/ h- S
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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