4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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. q( M/ U9 F% \7 V  m6 zOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
& B# h. e) C& ?/ b, COperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
# y0 x& y; N$ c2 _Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& Q1 R* H" t) N$ Z) ROperator: Sure. Where do you live?
: g+ V+ G) K+ g. C/ HBoy: No with my math.
$ X2 d) h, y$ x. a# S5 I  M# _! OOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' C) [9 k# k+ n9 Z( NBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 P' P2 k# g. L5 U; ROperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
7 a# v3 g3 S/ J5 \$ R$ \+ tOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
* y) ]* c* M$ T$ e1 wOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
( h2 ~: C+ t# _8 p4 oOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) o; b; }3 V. y0 v0 \+ DBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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) T4 i0 M# w% r' U  t; S7 l$ FBoy: I don’t know, 1.
6 u/ K7 M2 k, U+ z% I  @Operator: No. How old are you?
, k$ z+ l6 N( l. H: c. {Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
# k' z& F8 b0 v6 oBoy: Yeah.
. |, l2 ^' Q, c& i& x; wOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
0 a  R0 A& D0 y5 g7 ]/ C" ?Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
+ J! v5 T) t; cOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
  H+ G( o! E: Z! l% g$ p0 eWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
  F' g% s! V3 n' lBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- _6 f$ ^2 B) H( t# nWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
9 `0 R7 S1 n* [3 g# W, D' J1 GOperator: It’s the mother…
9 c: V; @% o, yBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
: ?2 Z/ M& u- I7 [3 E0 O% [: PWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈