4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
: X2 G3 }/ f6 l. |8 B4 Z9 gBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& a- ]9 N. P8 V  m4 \Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 D  G6 Y8 d' `/ S' GBoy: No with my math.
2 G2 e4 `$ z) P4 R: \! uOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, H/ x1 G, d; X3 n' R+ ?Boy: Yeah.
! i( \* f" G- p+ z/ fOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
* {5 C9 C- X+ }# A6 lBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* }9 ^& @8 R) i. NOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 j& ?( }, m5 ^: D; b' h0 q( xBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

; {' q; ]; M" `Boy: I don’t know, 1.
+ l! [* J, z! D! ]) L' G% o! V) rOperator: No. How old are you?
  Q! e( R& b5 H0 \% n( g% OBoy: I’m only 4.
' S( m8 l( A; M; }  ~! ]; \! VOperator: 4!
) U4 H1 G1 l7 l9 QBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
! B' u6 P+ B+ m: B4 t6 M, _Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
# N" n+ p8 B- NWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, I& \0 w) H: o) a6 [Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 n/ `. z! ?% _1 D/ f! QWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
0 H+ H; E& r1 ^6 ]Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 K$ Y& C  k- _Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈