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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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7 E* M) A$ w! P7 Q% dOperator: 911 emergencies.- r( r, F( \1 \  O# O0 R9 t
Boy: Yeah I need some help.% j  m# S4 R) ^' w* |/ h
Operator: What’s the matter?  z* z3 X; ~' B7 w" g/ G
Boy: With my math.' o0 g1 x9 A, V
Operator: With your mouth?" ~  I* K  U& {6 m
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?) [* x2 \- _8 ^
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?+ L8 e; Q% b7 u$ U
Boy: No with my math.
9 z, Q$ S+ g0 {5 H1 F7 M3 m7 ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?4 z4 K5 [% l0 [' e! c
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.: P  Y6 S, X' x: W/ t8 n
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 U; k3 {6 z# L7 GBoy: Okay.! U" ?, X% \4 g6 K+ i. a
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?% E! B  |8 z8 I+ K0 m  s0 G
Boy: I have take aways.
' }* ]# J" u7 u  j# [* COperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! D, m- r: Q! U; p- d- A' x+ fBoy: Yeah.
. U9 Q* d% z6 jOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" e6 M' A9 y* }( J  xBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math." @. K* ]6 o5 Q
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.! |+ a+ u1 A/ K# L
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?% t- ]# @: W/ u
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Operator: No. How old are you?
2 t% F4 w1 a% O2 Z) d4 y1 JBoy: I’m only 4.9 R: ~! t' Q# t
Operator: 4!
/ e# O8 ]  `7 oBoy: Yeah.
7 Q- h4 _5 D6 z$ r8 R+ YOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)3 T( N7 f3 C1 ^; K9 H
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' R8 o* c: p8 P6 s4 TOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?. ^6 |/ N& Q) g& ~/ H: d& e' ?) O
Boy: 5.0 z9 S5 V& A- p! a) }
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!' {# O* Z: G2 j7 _7 C5 r* R+ o
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: d8 W4 p2 D: d0 L- _& J. V# rWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 b6 v2 M7 t5 c! _0 T% yOperator: It’s the mother…
! h9 o/ m& D& Y; X. i' d$ a7 {: iBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" X+ c6 d9 [: iWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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