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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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% M8 K8 O8 {9 g$ R7 n+ m& e5 j! {0 gOperator: 911 emergencies.
4 L, E3 R$ n8 I$ wBoy: Yeah I need some help.
$ X2 A6 I1 }6 pOperator: What’s the matter?' {8 J$ t1 V4 J6 {
Boy: With my math.9 d+ h, D  D0 A3 c& Q7 E
Operator: With your mouth?2 r# L: V5 F7 [  I
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?1 i% C& z* I; g
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
; x( S0 Y+ c& w- c4 GBoy: No with my math.
) v' P, Q0 o* f  Y$ g, l7 EOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
; g" G. c0 k5 j2 Q0 @Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
% E6 ]5 |7 _0 Y7 C! [9 ?Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you." ]+ P8 W. q1 F9 d
Boy: Okay.& y+ y& L6 Z& P" o5 S# _; l; r
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  S: i  T, `2 m& l7 uBoy: I have take aways.
' I" Y6 y# O$ x% B1 J1 hOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.6 c% K& \2 E, L4 o! B
Boy: Yeah.* ^; I; s2 E& k7 G7 u
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
& ]; ~) z' I; I" jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.: r( b/ t+ k3 p1 G2 }8 x
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.1 \8 k% v: ?( f4 J# F# \7 G, @9 @
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?* [2 \0 a3 F+ Z: a. T! t$ y
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* S1 ?2 r  f# u9 E7 t( v8 SOperator: No. How old are you?/ X2 w, r+ P9 q
Boy: I’m only 4.
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* ?, R' [* q* G- \Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)# l4 ^9 L+ Z" i, h; W) [5 B
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 i6 Y6 K+ {# C; Z+ _9 e2 tOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 M  h' Y" c: b! y7 f( rBoy: 5., J) U- [, \# A5 G+ M
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!  [7 t: V9 F' M
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 ~( t' j7 S( TWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?3 Z# i4 M9 \, t  A; \
Operator: It’s the mother…1 A" z- v" i/ C( m" f4 p/ ?$ y# R
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 O9 P! V' Z4 B% I/ sWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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