4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
5 v1 [( d( h. J: o* R/ g9 KBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
7 ^1 j1 M- y# V4 B2 V+ r0 u0 HBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
) s5 V! G, p3 z' `6 V3 CBoy: No with my math.
3 W2 {4 R& Z  z  p- q* FOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  g0 E9 F8 [5 F$ a# n: F2 U2 ZBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 {5 h. ~* ]  t% \. CBoy: Okay.
- Y0 X) V# R; w6 |6 ^Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" X; }2 F# I4 q" \( ^3 j  WBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
3 J- Z, `, X- o" i, GOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ X6 k1 v$ T, o0 A+ Q+ c0 }Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

' N. h+ q! v3 y8 FBoy: I don’t know, 1.
0 O8 N  P2 c( h* i  H5 u7 B& WOperator: No. How old are you?
5 i/ e. X6 D: D( x3 ?Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
- K* j5 [, \, `0 Q- F- a/ q; ~Boy: Yeah.
6 M% e; f$ R$ W; K8 TOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, T3 H3 N! v7 C2 ^* W& N+ I! m1 XOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: ?& P5 }8 p7 H/ L0 m; ?! hBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( k  Z& w2 e. y4 F, U% }Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ B" S' h$ M# W' i0 fBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 h: F8 n8 h$ D' X4 rWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈