4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 _6 Z( o; g( Z4 `Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
! ?& ^. _. |# LBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
8 z# U5 r, p( S2 Z3 FBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 n: K; A) A4 UOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
/ c# F  b; z4 A7 o8 M+ `, G2 BBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 Q( C4 ]. k9 jOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
9 G8 z6 \/ q) a2 r- J$ o  P4 ZOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
! l% F& X& I6 k3 R0 d- }2 gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
5 j: x1 g: V* [% o1 YOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: }7 N$ u2 J, f/ Y8 [Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 X, h9 N: [2 u3 J' H8 BOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
. j  R0 h  R8 T9 m& T1 a* v( Y1 F+ VOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# h0 k5 Y3 m1 A6 R2 t+ U4 `Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( v3 y" P( l: c  m  sBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% w& r/ I, {' S4 x7 y; R# l0 pBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
8 M' o/ R, [% cBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% a, G: [$ G$ U5 m1 a& a0 m3 }Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈