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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
. A3 e/ C% e. OBoy: Yeah I need some help." t! x/ w& u) B6 J& n, o# u
Operator: What’s the matter?3 h/ {' o3 `  w$ K6 D; p
Boy: With my math.- O$ S8 X6 [( v
Operator: With your mouth?
2 l+ X! w. K( |  h4 Y7 \Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?% a% a: g$ D  b- g
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ z% ^- M2 T; L/ w* Q2 @5 dBoy: No with my math.
5 s2 E" _1 h6 j' \( [4 p' n# R& _Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?% {  {$ F4 `) Q* X7 n
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.1 P1 @/ ~/ g: o$ B" j6 D- P
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
* k5 P+ b. j+ Y% [+ P- jBoy: Okay.
9 Y3 ~8 i9 W  s7 O' a9 sOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?1 _0 ?1 W5 X* ], b* K& [; C& x
Boy: I have take aways.
- X) [* l" v! NOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 d# [: Z( N6 P) V+ H; fBoy: Yeah.( u' n5 [8 F* ~, {
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?2 {3 R( K  G7 p' m3 v/ X- ^
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) o" ]+ L; B) k& yOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.* J& Q9 i+ R/ Z0 B$ H/ p
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 ?! K& C$ `' |) [7 i3 QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?( ?7 x, f% U2 ?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.; H* Z* q  N# `8 J
Operator: No. How old are you?
/ o! s+ _  `* L1 C5 k9 ]7 mBoy: I’m only 4.
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, M0 u2 s& F5 k& \5 H" V2 RBoy: Yeah.
8 u& M- \" H# ]& v, q' yOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
0 C" v  s% ?$ y6 {Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ F) l2 B1 V- t, ^# O! o; YOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?5 i3 _" \% j% `& J( X
Boy: 5.
6 K& V- i0 [& SWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
8 S% R6 C  e3 d8 ^' B6 l$ l2 dBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.5 @  Z, D6 f) L! X) e+ \1 v
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?/ O) W+ I& N! F/ ~3 j+ l
Operator: It’s the mother…
7 ]  i( d; `- A  I( N0 tBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.. r7 S/ t* f" |3 I5 t. g
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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