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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies./ _3 p1 @* e; k: |, j, }+ P
Boy: Yeah I need some help.3 Z- O6 ^" g% S1 L4 P, c6 O" t( i8 |
Operator: What’s the matter?$ U5 e1 q. Q" c) H# U& `. E* p4 ?( J
Boy: With my math.; S. u( Z  |/ ~6 h
Operator: With your mouth?
# l9 J3 v7 Z$ U. D# Q8 L. cBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
& [7 q* b* q) S# a1 j9 E6 kOperator: Sure. Where do you live?2 t# K+ R% h( b3 v) ^8 D9 \
Boy: No with my math.
" O2 ?; V4 p$ I1 H; S! R0 B* U# xOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& R- K8 [& a4 x3 F$ S8 x* }( ABoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.0 j) J/ c$ M" k- L# q# U, }
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ s3 f3 r* m9 D- WBoy: Okay.
  ~* n& Q9 |2 Y6 v& L1 y+ `7 K* h! lOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
0 k; Y: p% o9 z& i7 N8 x; d- T8 OBoy: I have take aways.
* y4 z( X* m9 }3 N# fOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.9 z0 `8 F" ]/ G2 D) l7 F# D/ }3 U
Boy: Yeah.
6 m' u8 d; \+ Z& N- F3 {. S6 h9 GOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?* W( E. Q. F& ^5 D3 d' I' L- w
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.# K+ i! c/ b+ O/ f; S7 r& D
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: Z& ~3 E8 Z2 g$ Q: H8 m- q0 rBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?% X* x- D& ?/ O5 L
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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3 U* x4 E: i: J8 y5 h! Z' _Boy: I don’t know, 1.
) Z& [* i0 w% X5 U9 V, P& sOperator: No. How old are you?! q" w* k7 E- V
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.
: n4 ?# e  c8 ~1 r, N" H9 hOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
* H/ O0 O) |3 E) K# n1 rBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.9 m! w+ m/ ]* V& t
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?! Y7 {3 L; R" G4 i1 _+ e# ?2 X
Boy: 5.9 A" `; F; l5 r* a" ~8 T% C
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 k* r- ]. }" E  ?! ^2 u; cBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- R. k7 u7 M. B/ g' h5 wWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?' |8 r4 c( a' v; O, O4 C
Operator: It’s the mother…& z. U7 A& ~8 W
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.1 X! h2 R8 k8 B+ _9 K" G& B' o" H+ \
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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