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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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% }3 ~1 v' x) B. uOperator: 911 emergencies.! Q! o% L/ m* p" o+ s6 _1 |
Boy: Yeah I need some help.3 Z8 |4 N! `1 x  i) b6 ]
Operator: What’s the matter?
6 P8 z% @) u. c9 y0 X* n$ nBoy: With my math.
: {6 m: Q+ r' ~) F) \* R& {/ UOperator: With your mouth?
! @# r! W* B% V- `) U7 l8 E! kBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
/ k* o! ]' B9 \( L  Q0 I  d4 [2 xOperator: Sure. Where do you live?! m: @: ?+ `7 Y/ v
Boy: No with my math.
6 q$ R3 H& f3 _1 w. f/ M5 E! KOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ Q: D0 l$ v* e# vBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.7 S5 k$ t% v, }
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: Z0 g: N( Z4 n, `Boy: Okay.  R8 y# J! U: Z) L/ |! w( m
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- K! s) E/ W3 F& DBoy: I have take aways.1 x( \$ L5 P5 p5 M
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.  A* W5 c5 G& D" A3 A. z, d  D7 A
Boy: Yeah.2 m, t4 x0 A1 ^% b
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?8 _7 L1 m2 S) K+ y. `" y# r$ N2 u* @
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ J8 W9 k& L3 Y" `( VOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; R2 D8 w  `7 f' i% c) n! zBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 Z7 y, F, j2 Z/ `8 q# M: E0 ]Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?* e3 Y5 H% A; A) M( `7 x1 `; B
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.) W1 ^) z: I) T) N* l* W
Operator: No. How old are you?/ F, c6 C: {4 L: n
Boy: I’m only 4.
  n' E9 @# \# a$ D& L2 E' d3 |8 \Operator: 4!% x% L6 D" h+ k+ q& Z' B0 L
Boy: Yeah.% R4 A5 D4 g9 v* P
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)5 v" j+ X1 H# |) K
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.( Z1 f8 p7 v0 [3 @
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* K+ u3 m4 @$ a" y" k/ _9 ]Boy: 5.
! O3 F' m* `  T4 `6 rWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 \+ K4 |' k- d! e9 fBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.  f  m/ U4 Z9 i+ g; l
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?+ x' q) q5 T: @1 `  s9 C
Operator: It’s the mother…/ F  R6 e% [  e% \' I
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.# z$ C7 w. v/ ]1 ~$ W9 ^% r
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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