4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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9 Z9 e- [5 E1 n8 C$ u9 WOperator: 911 emergencies.
5 R8 @+ u9 m) l" n# ^! LBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
( E5 ?8 J/ g0 m, {Boy: With my math.
  n( T6 a3 g* F9 }Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  T& v, r: t3 S9 O* ]Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 ?$ ~0 z3 x$ q% y+ LOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
5 F4 Y3 |3 z6 |. y) K8 JBoy: I have take aways.
" q6 ]% ~$ `9 ~Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
! M2 A) z. m$ POperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 {. P& ~  p, ~$ Q, H' y" H; hOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ d- N. f. n' Y% F) P* ABoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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% c6 r% q( J5 eBoy: I don’t know, 1.
: _3 {7 f# O6 b; COperator: No. How old are you?
1 b0 e5 V# J3 C- QBoy: I’m only 4.
, j: l2 t! `0 A# `7 xOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& k( l! }) x( U- g( b- @Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
5 B$ r6 E6 \' E; Z% oBoy: 5.
# z. a' A/ M/ q3 x- [5 K. f8 NWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. X) e: K, z2 q) k' uWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈