4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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' W% C) j" y8 I1 j  h" gOperator: 911 emergencies.
: u" Z6 p) m- yBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' m3 |  ?9 J0 P& m- IOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 H$ K2 N" C/ }$ }; m' d, a% b6 X6 B5 [Boy: No with my math.
7 h. t2 R, ~7 L8 P% ]5 ZOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 k; n0 v+ V& W$ MOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' e$ N% y# M# X9 J' gBoy: Okay.
/ D0 g; D. W$ ~: H& sOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
1 z  r( L1 C: I+ L! lBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
. N. e' ], W( d& i4 Z3 r8 C) ^+ |# QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
: Z5 h" B% h9 T! D2 TOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
0 R" e, K5 }. x! ?: IBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
2 M/ d+ N5 Q# e# A  N) ^Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) n! k3 V: \4 P2 POperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 u; T/ r% k7 qWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈