4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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8 N3 m( \) ~' Y7 x2 J# sOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
" F- V  Y7 U* {" M( C" ]& ?" LOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
" A+ c8 W2 ?% ]# Q3 qOperator: With your mouth?
! |4 \: W0 h4 a8 oBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! y, {3 I/ M( o& ?9 Z9 t  rOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
, Q) f( [* S+ D7 DBoy: No with my math.
- P, G, f& T2 b  O+ h7 A( S. K' O! BOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, ?# A- [3 U5 d1 t! qBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ E; A3 {% [4 a4 k+ mOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
8 E) k9 `) u1 O, _) g# o1 H2 AOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
# z  }& s% o* s8 |) L8 ]! H; bBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
6 w* e5 I! U; m; w% x& ~Boy: Yeah.
# K9 ?' c  C0 GOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
+ {. F2 V# Y1 j/ r' MBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
" `+ a0 |' T& z% ?$ Z/ }/ @Operator: No. How old are you?
* X0 _8 L' l& I, D/ L6 |Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! z$ F2 }' S" i; `9 ~Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
. d: _, L  l6 bBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" n/ C" H& K6 q1 d6 ]$ b) jWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
1 J7 @# w* r$ E) x3 ^3 r7 F  Z5 {Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 t! T& \' r! H& `, n1 hWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈