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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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; k. j( N* j7 x2 a3 D4 |Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 u% j7 P1 E4 L5 a4 y+ W0 GBoy: Yeah I need some help.
% ?5 e8 l1 j& j3 r% LOperator: What’s the matter?' }/ K  N6 X4 M; G& d. A$ w" }
Boy: With my math.
% k6 s; S# [, C% N7 Z6 |* ROperator: With your mouth?
. [+ l! F3 k% o' [$ [! ?4 t% DBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?) d/ C, o# b% T* K) R* D7 o" `, e
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?  Z6 u1 J7 o) `7 p2 |
Boy: No with my math.
  ~% P. w' H4 H* N$ t5 `4 ZOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?2 O& U# V8 I# [. }$ ^
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.9 m! p: [5 c* H" Q+ F4 x, P1 Z
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.; E5 k1 N  A! w* ~1 g$ S: K, t$ O' w% N
Boy: Okay.
" {: `# f) U; wOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?" J. k7 \0 X- K: Z
Boy: I have take aways.9 |1 X6 b' v6 m" F0 X  `% a4 Y
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
. d: b0 J" J: }( ]0 `6 fBoy: Yeah.5 C1 p2 x" A. o  I  R; U
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?8 L! E1 @& b0 A% ~, p2 h
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 Y1 \. |6 V0 K5 kOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.) v+ c8 J/ W; W- U1 I, K6 o
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?6 S8 Q- P) R* z" B
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?- r3 ~5 U/ `/ D; O1 I
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
) r% p/ _' A# @8 z% W# lOperator: No. How old are you?
$ p1 @& T2 ^! L/ l/ i' dBoy: I’m only 4./ }4 t3 T2 M7 @2 Q
Operator: 4!
- W/ c1 v  j8 n$ hBoy: Yeah.
  I8 q0 p! m) @, a- P# @2 W; yOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
. @- U6 P3 `) VBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.# ?& f3 {4 x; L6 i
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?0 U+ m3 N1 J5 R+ A
Boy: 5.
$ a3 |% z9 e1 G. a1 I5 fWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!9 T0 k. f9 C; w
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
% Z+ H; a1 g$ p1 @" J- V# dWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?, i# F3 j4 q7 v% b1 V$ h
Operator: It’s the mother…
, t" H1 m! \3 S8 fBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.0 {! ^. e+ d; Q2 p  @
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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