4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 l1 S; R1 M1 ]1 R" r  B! ]Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 b% j1 t+ K" J; f4 o* P6 _Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 Q, @( c2 S) h7 y" [, j) l5 NBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" x& A: }* g  K* H4 V$ d* v' v! x( Z3 VBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; j: o# u' Z9 g8 C) ]1 aBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) [# N& F% o2 y" g# e# J0 z! s; n! COperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 w5 j4 B- M$ cBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

, e, I& v% {5 C' G# j8 ^/ R, D) oBoy: I don’t know, 1.
0 H. _) Q' |/ s% _1 ]Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: p7 @4 B9 Q4 o2 fBoy: 5.
  Y0 `$ k6 y/ H3 NWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% [# g/ D5 G3 H# ~  u: H( A; y9 wBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# N/ h# k4 V! l' s( e5 N. G/ qWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 n  Z7 d* U" O7 n' kOperator: It’s the mother…
: j( @* \) r: m) f' S1 }% |) F/ pBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈