4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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2 {+ ?6 C! p* y5 U* JOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
- E. w) s1 L4 U" U7 o+ g8 t5 cOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
' v9 N/ }2 _1 {  M2 QOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
4 `- R& M; G0 [8 C, K" S4 lBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 S+ W* h# D# h& u+ `6 g! V. D; J, D$ xOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
" K2 i% e- f2 E! t: H  W5 Z' wOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
$ F* k8 v( W1 HBoy: I have take aways.
3 U3 _: r1 J! J* E, {Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
  J' d7 v* P. k" F+ aOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
) H9 J$ N* X/ u6 I/ N" @Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 y$ m- {1 e! f# U, H/ \# ROperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
5 u! D2 h1 S( V9 }" m- N* iOperator: No. How old are you?
! k2 s  X+ M# L7 H- b- IBoy: I’m only 4.
1 ~4 p# ~3 h/ o: D; Y0 NOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
" n5 ~+ v/ R/ e, pBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 v, r2 i$ m5 ^. V1 v+ o* W- UBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
$ x$ W! b: U: z0 j* dBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) X5 c" G4 l" S5 X7 w- w! {Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
4 J( }- _! x( V+ d6 X4 eBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈