4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
, G4 l7 y: t/ ^! ?# jBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
4 K7 L; o. G& `) @+ ROperator: With your mouth?
7 S+ M& i, Q! r( yBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
3 [7 x4 j. j3 b- MOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
$ l# s0 T! @/ \/ z& p! c* }Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
. t$ X; F6 g8 S- NBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ N/ d' n( s/ pBoy: Yeah.
# [3 s( h  a" |3 LOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% z  [/ O' d* r" W$ KOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& o( J' Y( q1 \( J2 L* iBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
; Y4 S% P* h1 Q7 O5 HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
4 f. W# T+ H- |4 d- K/ B7 hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) r& m0 J- f; R; ?* COperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 `( }+ b2 P% U, n# jBoy: 5.
7 P6 M% m9 m) ]( `; n; V7 z7 D+ cWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- n* T/ ]: b; [: |( r$ z; E8 o+ @Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 t. p7 ^* [+ _- N3 S9 J5 ~5 dWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈