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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.7 ]6 x/ m! h9 p
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
/ M) n) }' _6 I- ~. V( @  h& Z$ IOperator: What’s the matter?
# G$ B' |4 n8 sBoy: With my math.: @8 b: i$ C4 f" `( U9 @
Operator: With your mouth?
( _! s( w- W& L" D' rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; x/ p: |7 D# m% [Operator: Sure. Where do you live?: @8 k! T- e( f) B
Boy: No with my math.
" ?4 w7 Z# m+ o* EOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 X2 M# t; g9 M% H, aBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
: Z' n8 x" ]# L+ G% Q6 _Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
( u1 W/ _7 c' LBoy: Okay.; L8 j2 Z- L: w
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?; h1 R% P* f, f+ ]( }6 v* r
Boy: I have take aways.3 n2 m5 z8 X0 v' v5 Z# M$ l1 J
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.  R- G) l9 D, `
Boy: Yeah.( J1 b) T0 h- H! [$ g! F* Z
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?, @% |& }+ P: U* A0 U, V" `, `% g4 M
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.2 J+ D+ J& b+ i4 t6 q2 K
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
$ j" ?/ x& {! d4 G) CBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?; c2 ]8 U8 o' x5 V0 {
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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3 @) c; W3 [& Z( o+ K, LBoy: I don’t know, 1.4 R2 ^( R( |! {
Operator: No. How old are you?8 i5 ^4 o# p/ {: q
Boy: I’m only 4.
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Boy: Yeah.9 g1 A" f0 f; b6 V! v% u- b
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)3 U6 }1 H+ z( _) [( f; |
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.3 O  Q) C( h1 q, \. x! w9 G- g  b
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?  t5 k- t! _7 l
Boy: 5.
, E! t$ L# X3 Z% @Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!( m0 _* E6 ?8 j+ f' U! Z" X# X! O
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.' N/ }' v: C0 x
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) I: I0 r- H3 @0 t  z; ZOperator: It’s the mother…
: A) ^3 o0 w; {; k/ z: B) F6 S6 }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( g4 m/ R+ q* w% w. w7 {Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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