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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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" C; d& \1 e2 p' N, JOperator: 911 emergencies.' o; m' s+ }% v7 k+ y; i
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
+ l0 f6 X. j6 v- _- V6 uOperator: What’s the matter?5 _5 x; u7 p) S9 p9 o: T
Boy: With my math.5 h; J6 ?, a! R; j3 w1 I
Operator: With your mouth?
: ^4 V0 [* A9 C- S9 y- l$ x& Q0 hBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 l, v4 K) B0 \' COperator: Sure. Where do you live?0 K1 ]5 I, O) r4 |
Boy: No with my math.& \( q0 E$ n& B3 T% j
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?0 l* Y: g; P4 g3 j
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.4 B7 B( A+ L5 v' m! {
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.. f9 W$ u1 |$ G6 c% }
Boy: Okay.
2 l  R+ {( [' qOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?: r+ ~) Z2 o  O- e" n; }
Boy: I have take aways.
8 w9 n! y7 ]$ S6 t" UOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.- E  K2 o: ^& M& j& |+ w
Boy: Yeah.
! s! a3 {& k& D5 t) c- S. j$ ~Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
7 Z6 p6 \( h1 \; R" V% x$ E9 h$ uBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.- I7 m) q2 i* o) B
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is." b9 M7 [+ U  j5 T
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?& _. x% u  r* J% K
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?5 V) R7 v/ o! b  D8 Z$ V+ O& S
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
& k& c" k( ?8 S0 NOperator: No. How old are you?
8 y5 [  ]  B% V( @& E# mBoy: I’m only 4.% J4 `/ i4 X: ~) f/ i
Operator: 4!' Q$ J2 j3 D0 d! M. ^: I5 T
Boy: Yeah.* ]& r' A. Z: P
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
* T4 a+ z/ q8 J, V5 H4 ^* `Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.7 p% [3 h. i8 w: p$ K* T3 b3 r
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ z: r: N$ {8 x" v1 j0 qBoy: 5.
* G; y+ X! i5 U( ~0 }" AWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!! `0 d% g8 X6 ?, i! h. I. V
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
1 Z' l' [6 f* y. v5 K2 r+ J; T7 w: NWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
5 E' D4 _9 n  q' U) H% V; H, m+ eOperator: It’s the mother…
% u& k" i" M% q8 {6 i& M$ aBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ e" j# P  a! a% pWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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