4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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对话文字记录
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& p/ t9 J/ s3 N% A& eOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
3 |6 @& ?% x) _% H1 LOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 a) U# A% H2 n! |2 FOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
' _% M" j( K2 p( v# yBoy: No with my math.
2 N- B  V: [" X2 S; R  [Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
, v# A" g4 v7 l* E  l: fBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
1 M0 t) X& C  ~# c3 M# @- W8 |Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
# u1 \  v% @3 f9 HOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
) c+ ]& V% Y2 [0 Z9 TBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
8 M) Z5 M0 L* [4 s$ tOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
6 A, e0 ?0 A7 W5 KOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  T1 ~8 C/ Q' I0 S3 qOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
; P6 ~) T, M2 b7 }7 X4 dWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 C* h1 _2 H3 OBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
! y, X1 l7 g2 S# f* q8 NOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈