4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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# f7 d3 m4 E  L, ]Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
1 {" Q- t. J& [Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
/ }/ V+ R6 s, C$ MOperator: With your mouth?
* G4 D3 |. B% J5 \Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
* h9 ]- C2 L4 e& LOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
( T0 o. Q" t) p3 V* K/ sBoy: Okay.
) b( a/ d: }/ X: q4 q* ]Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
0 i* U4 |8 V4 {4 f/ Z3 ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
: P% |  M# R6 p2 COperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  J' r, d9 X/ j- HBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 o) p. d, o7 h9 S8 J+ ROperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
& }+ M; i, s7 [4 J& e. FOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

; Q- \1 |% m* d! f, f# nBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
6 G5 a9 w0 |4 x! y( RBoy: I’m only 4.
& h2 g( J* Q! e% ^Operator: 4!
% N- p% E- C8 bBoy: Yeah.
! p: r; b2 }0 w/ G+ ]Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 q6 _9 A9 v4 ^9 mBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
; A/ K) q+ n+ Y# P& @. r+ IOperator: It’s the mother…
2 H) E5 p5 B. y2 O1 T0 H6 aBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. _- v! |9 R& B% ?5 ^Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈