4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) v; M% i2 A/ DBoy: Yeah I need some help.
8 x! b3 n; ]6 d- A1 X- i& \4 OOperator: What’s the matter?
9 k# p& [: E: [) A, {! y9 X, ?# LBoy: With my math.
0 |1 h; i( S4 C! |7 dOperator: With your mouth?
9 o" ~& B! f! x, K; s( \% ?" rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' J% {! N1 m( FOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 D" d1 b0 B8 N3 Q- Q) }. [5 }/ u8 dBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
) Z% R1 P  G" @9 d' Q- `# QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 z$ u* C& |5 QOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- g+ o- R4 i' P1 o- S; K, a' J# _/ [Boy: I have take aways.
) v. F* x3 d# c. ~" xOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
5 t- e7 r0 m* V- PBoy: Yeah.
/ J" g! f/ E$ v9 o" z: xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
- w, Z0 e3 Z! LBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ g3 N1 {- a: _/ i# ]Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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1 }( y: A% }5 v/ [7 }' FBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
. K5 z  x1 R. K) |% Y5 bOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
& q* s1 z8 v, {% iBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- Y6 X$ p' W8 m  w: o# BOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 C4 i0 G" d2 X6 \5 l& J9 EBoy: 5.
; D* J2 O. [( D4 q  }1 ]Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- P; [  b5 W, R' B6 |' \9 @1 F4 YOperator: It’s the mother…
3 o$ @5 |3 n4 TBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈