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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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1 |; {8 K6 t9 L/ SOperator: 911 emergencies.: H5 O% a. I9 o; ~
Boy: Yeah I need some help.# A, e- @' ^) u4 F
Operator: What’s the matter?7 @! x/ S& O) D% J, C9 P: v/ f! _7 B
Boy: With my math.; ^! h& C1 F* J% P, c
Operator: With your mouth?
/ _, F! y' j) v1 H- B9 [Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 N: d3 d/ W: |$ y5 S% XOperator: Sure. Where do you live?: e9 l  R. C) j+ o0 F) g( j
Boy: No with my math.
8 f. ^) n% A1 H# Y) YOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# N" D# T1 [4 h# f' K7 A. @Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
4 ?5 x' e$ y5 u: [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.! u% X* T2 u5 B4 I0 a
Boy: Okay.: Q9 j! h% U& k  ?8 k) @! @9 h
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
8 @2 |1 C2 ~, z8 d  m6 K9 h! @Boy: I have take aways.$ A+ C  r0 b9 @9 n1 A; u
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.4 T0 E+ P5 e. v( c' y. n3 z: b
Boy: Yeah.
0 b& q/ g! Q  |# QOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
/ w) u7 f0 M' u; q3 [4 ?" DBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
0 M5 B2 }% f6 [8 X) {0 [; OOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.; V2 C: {* g- S7 Z8 F$ E. f
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?( `2 M9 }  H7 \+ w
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
7 x2 J, f& m: _1 aOperator: No. How old are you?
" x0 @+ t$ e; K+ o0 G/ cBoy: I’m only 4.; }) O( C# t7 c# \
Operator: 4!; S; q4 m# `+ O4 y2 f
Boy: Yeah.
6 W: A3 y: M/ W. MOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
+ K6 c, @9 l- I9 h$ L! GBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5./ S+ ]" q8 U& ~6 y
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
4 C" [0 e, a; D4 U: ZBoy: 5.3 p! X0 e9 U# ]8 j  X( g2 r
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!; S* e0 k0 j9 _# v5 v
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
+ _7 \8 ]9 ]6 q( \# jWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ X+ _3 a, S& X+ c3 f" c! E1 O4 ^& u" VOperator: It’s the mother…
: n- {. j! w1 l$ ~5 W6 G/ wBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 I" C/ a+ i* s) MWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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