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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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+ L4 K0 ]$ u) b/ w1 V1 m& iOperator: 911 emergencies.
' g7 Y) k; p' `+ iBoy: Yeah I need some help.1 b2 R2 [. U2 t- Q$ w* ]
Operator: What’s the matter?
- u# y1 \; {' a4 [. s. pBoy: With my math.2 j9 {9 Y) S  V$ F
Operator: With your mouth?
+ w( x( p: V, m( O. \+ fBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( P" Q( S9 m8 o& A# q1 t" Q6 tOperator: Sure. Where do you live?2 Y* J  d/ V) T8 \: w  W
Boy: No with my math.( y6 }/ }+ c6 B1 Y5 p: X! J' L
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?3 m* _# |( H4 y7 `
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 O* C; W8 B; z: A. r9 sOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.7 |- I$ P( K8 j. v% e/ r
Boy: Okay.3 Q$ A* c+ N  t( b! G
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?& I  K9 Y& _; r3 e! c& S' s
Boy: I have take aways.
7 C3 [3 _+ |" KOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.7 M+ t( r1 a$ g
Boy: Yeah.
5 R0 {. J) @$ F& EOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?& A* a& R5 Y0 Q$ n
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# |& ~1 N1 a% g) zOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is." G- ]1 R( ^5 l2 u& o; Y  P
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?: U+ j% j8 R2 t9 T2 N, [
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.4 b" K. [- {0 U) _" z
Operator: No. How old are you?! r! g4 ]' _0 D  g& |5 S: X* _
Boy: I’m only 4.
+ M! W, r! x  p- Q- cOperator: 4!
6 ]# Q9 o+ t2 y  n* t' F# Y2 dBoy: Yeah.  r1 e0 n  e8 x- U! Y2 J
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
% j. V$ g0 X6 M) V1 ~( oBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.$ P- v9 \* P0 P: ~
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?/ c8 K+ n$ ]% S( H6 O
Boy: 5.
7 W% G7 o9 J7 [/ U6 Q8 g* {8 DWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!( r# }' n. ]) {; X- ?* g# x
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.- D0 \( M7 T6 m
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?' p3 l9 w6 a$ G! ?# y
Operator: It’s the mother…
# ^$ K# K1 B; n9 W* ]- @9 TBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 Y5 T0 |: f$ v) O# E! d8 pWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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