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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies./ G' v8 _% [$ M5 @: x$ l
Boy: Yeah I need some help.  z! Z! X8 i$ D7 a# b
Operator: What’s the matter?7 a! f" N# ^) D" }7 A) U# ^" Z" t4 Y
Boy: With my math.+ p# G# ]7 J! m: ^
Operator: With your mouth?" Q; A- q/ n, V# M, }% y
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?2 U( `! G+ D7 I0 \
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?: E3 v- ]0 k% h: w! q0 f
Boy: No with my math./ `% m5 Q. Z2 o5 Y# t/ g
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?1 J/ K; B; ~  h+ F7 Q4 X; k  j
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
; S% ]& d8 H9 U. ~9 I0 c) `3 nOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
! ?% F3 j2 \2 m" ]# ?% {% ]2 Y' UBoy: Okay.0 a7 ]' H  ~! W7 H9 ?# o& ~% [5 T1 @
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
+ B; C; t' g% I8 N/ rBoy: I have take aways., s( J# D# `+ V' V& `& R. R
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ E, d5 \- L/ _5 C7 g7 d- hBoy: Yeah.
( J3 l& K, Y- `# w, YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?: b: V6 k" ^; j/ z
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.0 N! Q6 G  {6 U) t) j
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 ~% H; g/ N7 z* x1 C8 [* lBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?: G+ y" c* a1 B6 I5 A- o
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?4 R# ]( H# z: T5 {

. ~- |$ M5 a2 _Boy: I don’t know, 1.3 A5 B( H7 w8 I6 Z: E
Operator: No. How old are you?4 x' G5 [) d( q+ I
Boy: I’m only 4.1 o2 N+ t9 N4 X( F
Operator: 4!2 w; l' h( F& }
Boy: Yeah.
: f* Q0 j8 j6 c+ s; k1 O& T: Y% hOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)# l/ D- x, U0 {+ v' Z: i1 e! B7 a
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
; B% c2 ~8 N' V! Z8 W. HOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?) L, |1 ?/ N( G$ p
Boy: 5.
, D5 R* m* R0 s  cWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!! j+ E) I" [8 g7 T1 T; W' K
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
( ]6 U! Y& o3 U2 MWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?1 b/ p- J" c1 C+ ]* _
Operator: It’s the mother…
- J& g, ]! O% y7 q! ~' F+ JBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
* f0 E4 s* n0 h- a& iWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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