4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
1 l4 m  T) j( d/ }9 z6 wBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
2 {- C' Z% ^- |3 MBoy: With my math.
1 ?( M# z# \5 ]3 |Operator: With your mouth?
' _5 i; u6 Q/ z4 qBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
5 m9 ?: l3 H! X3 }/ @Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. V/ h5 b& P# g6 C: J& Z: lOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
4 j) O" a9 X9 s" P: r1 qBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
8 U% k/ R/ M  u) SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( {0 C1 [* O( aBoy: Yeah.
2 V  ^* b% z# O) n7 r7 a/ N  q1 x6 h* SOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

, X0 n+ E& @1 \# UBoy: I don’t know, 1.
$ N/ @* F8 K. ?7 K  TOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
6 L- D& r: o7 J" }Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
7 A; p" w, w( [& Y9 u2 [: wOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
" V3 R2 B5 J8 A# |Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( c! F/ d5 A& |: l4 ?* z% ^% DOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 ^' P- g* w( F% n2 r$ RBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 R7 P/ u! Z5 N0 U. ]: EBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. m) r- D. H0 r) }Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
* s. u  S1 Y$ GBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; \+ Z5 c+ d) @$ |2 p" K4 PWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈