4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
0 k1 w$ q& t* c; |' m4 K& rBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
0 X- t8 C# |' LOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
" \/ t7 z) \! U* pOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 P& F) W( `+ M* u7 dBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
/ \; Y1 O3 f0 @5 [8 C% GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
; F6 C- K8 p  V9 m: P0 d4 H+ aBoy: I have take aways.
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Boy: Yeah.
. p' k- }3 v* i+ _& P: W: c7 m7 i0 fOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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6 K$ W- @' E7 E/ Y% Y5 i+ }Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
5 x( C. z! V* R6 c* u6 BBoy: I’m only 4.
4 k7 j1 ^, g8 _: T. jOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
1 i/ w2 T  [( NOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
! Q# d, Y1 S  T0 h4 `( _: Q+ ~, tBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
/ u' X* s1 V  L2 P; u8 IBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 }+ }7 p: l  X# ABoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 \6 [- Y6 H6 X) OWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
9 \: a2 d# @; w% f9 `% m8 j0 mBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% a! p6 N  {3 @; [, R8 e, `3 |) XWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈