4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
( N) p7 ~, c- \* wBoy: Yeah I need some help.
9 |: f( l3 X2 O/ A+ g( O! v% COperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
1 Z. e; j/ J7 p9 y5 ?( E' NOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
8 c) G3 r: ~4 C6 H6 s5 ZOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( }  s+ }$ g' o7 x& K- u* LBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 s3 {7 P) s+ Q" ^# G$ N+ P5 _Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
/ s5 o+ o# n1 I% u1 ]Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" {* ^/ `: Y  k  a7 `Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
- M' `: V- ]" b: e/ z1 |Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
4 U4 l  o8 u! ^6 {8 X0 mOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' f; P' ?+ j0 A* Y% kOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
! N# Z, V+ x* y) z* gBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 B& c3 g3 h/ PBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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* ^. d, L9 x  ?# w( L% XBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ }7 ^& X2 d% ]5 c; [$ ?" k  rWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈