4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
% c3 @2 e8 j' ?$ f2 VOperator: With your mouth?
, v3 w+ k0 j' j4 ]- J9 VBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
8 x* {6 z- h5 B* \1 O5 F7 E( J- bBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
/ t5 t" J9 ^( NOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
" z" }$ o: s9 Y8 V4 SOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 _0 F) Z2 Y0 X; a+ D& l& LBoy: Yeah.
5 y- c) S$ h  `5 YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 X. ~% W: f3 U" ^, _* [Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: m: q& Y$ P# vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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' a! l  \8 |1 F: W! v9 G' G& @* Z. H4 yBoy: I don’t know, 1.
& B( z% ^8 S2 b6 U# ZOperator: No. How old are you?
) d+ M) f/ q0 P: [Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' L+ C* V2 k$ B" O+ GBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- J5 B) B$ ]% K4 w' w# {1 OOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: J4 o2 B! L  xBoy: 5.
5 u, q1 I. h/ BWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& M! y' E0 K, R' @$ E, i. C/ HBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
8 X; X1 _- I6 t+ }- u4 Z$ V; G' Y" aWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ [  H$ E- S6 d# R' XOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
3 V1 y  ?- y7 `* q/ U8 GWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈