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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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% X9 M$ R# E7 |$ h4 F对话文字记录+ b4 ?+ u' i( ^" O7 }
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Operator: 911 emergencies.* z. r% `* e+ B
Boy: Yeah I need some help.  R  Z$ P2 e; f5 _( F2 c& @7 p
Operator: What’s the matter?! L' i" y- Q# s1 I, H3 o
Boy: With my math.* o+ e: e5 J& o" c' v% D/ E
Operator: With your mouth?
! t! U& M0 E0 q* C* m) w# ^Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 S# n" q+ k4 f% _" NOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
* \# g" v8 U- \4 ~7 S5 \3 \Boy: No with my math.- c: D7 z4 A1 O+ k" S9 p0 P
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?! B0 Q8 f/ r- P
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.- L* V" Y. O8 o6 ~; J4 O+ ?
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.4 u% w$ Y  a! k3 k' j$ r
Boy: Okay.0 B, h4 w( [4 O" X! W* ^5 p: i% ]+ M' w
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?! ]2 ?4 |$ |* t% w' E% @
Boy: I have take aways.
6 ?( L! B9 _5 \; U  cOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ x) Q8 g+ Q5 Y( s& }) I' jBoy: Yeah.) E+ ], v8 S  l$ e& o
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ t' m, J- N2 d' \% s  z) H+ rBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.6 s4 ]) \' |5 |2 L
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
, G; Q) E. |& f6 p5 \Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?9 |4 R2 {: F! s
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 l2 v2 u) u0 U6 h3 [) f$ ^$ rOperator: No. How old are you?
7 C" t4 w( A9 O, N& I) n  ABoy: I’m only 4.
' F9 E) J( |1 a7 \! q' vOperator: 4!
8 G' F3 h9 Z4 V5 S0 vBoy: Yeah.
6 L( O% Z  D, J# m! V8 dOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)7 M& h6 B. N; p+ h" c4 k
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
4 U3 K, v1 I5 I/ |& mOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ L' ^# m  }2 l4 o0 ZBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.( S  q) i; H) M
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
' O7 u, B' }) O3 o5 i# `Operator: It’s the mother…9 e" r% m4 m( Y" c. Z
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 G7 g. W+ ]8 @/ O! y4 X: sWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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