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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.  k2 Q- d1 g1 \
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 n1 P2 g* \) G8 n; SOperator: What’s the matter?
5 d/ W2 I9 q3 d" @# U5 X* |7 X2 TBoy: With my math.- b! F" d& b. u9 o
Operator: With your mouth?* w0 G- I0 H3 e2 i9 I5 s4 ~
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
. }+ `6 V6 h. Q3 M, m7 ^Operator: Sure. Where do you live?  }8 e9 V8 f; \4 s/ B, ^- M. {0 I
Boy: No with my math.
, Z7 n9 u/ p8 ]! q' U; g5 m. jOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?2 i2 O: N. q1 z/ w- q1 s* \
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
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Boy: Okay.
* J% `: E; L" p9 r) X, eOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
5 A) _( [/ f5 I- g. ^Boy: I have take aways.
+ k/ l) K8 V9 j. _9 |3 ]Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways./ [* Z% Q6 h2 R5 p: s. X
Boy: Yeah.7 V! f2 I" Q. L9 O5 m# h/ T: q: a( A/ P
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?! D4 l3 {( X6 j  x9 n9 |1 T/ T1 [
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
, {. A! z% ^$ ?. u* F+ |Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.! U6 i2 `- ?1 P
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?4 z0 y8 [2 v7 k! Y2 s4 j
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
( Q; ^( R8 J  R6 B; ZOperator: No. How old are you?- V8 E" _4 Q& K; r2 t% j3 v, \( j
Boy: I’m only 4.
4 f) a- v( k* W7 fOperator: 4!
" j* |6 F& Y/ ]2 [# _8 VBoy: Yeah.
! @* n2 G# W) [0 c! OOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
: r. t. ~( e, Y( a. Z' Y2 ^Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 v3 y3 ^. B" q0 n- M- UOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!; X- c+ f. a! D' h6 S1 Q- d  o
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& n" P& e* v6 P- W5 p0 IWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?9 B$ J: K' U; A8 q- F6 _/ Y2 Q
Operator: It’s the mother…
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$ q9 d3 Z9 Z( [3 z. `/ f. wWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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