4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
' M- u5 o% s' {$ o! G: [! SOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
6 w2 A$ G" L0 M( y0 _9 yOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
" C" r9 W0 @4 k, Q& SBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' U* @! P9 n* \2 KOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
) f2 O0 s* X: R7 c6 Z4 O. L4 S& v; tBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
% B' {; c9 H7 t/ v" FBoy: Yeah.
8 M" W. d1 d& V( ^Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
. V1 Q* T' V" w3 h) E! q5 SBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
+ ?% C4 r* r  ]/ R0 nOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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5 H. b& R/ `3 s! cBoy: I don’t know, 1.
7 w1 Z5 a: A- {$ ^0 [3 @% m' MOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
. c8 |3 N" }2 P$ B$ k5 }6 TOperator: 4!
8 c: z* l. @. s3 ~$ p) P' l4 N. ZBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
' p3 @& L+ b% [Boy: 5.
- k( l# X7 ~. o- LWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
8 G! Q- P4 f, u0 ZBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. x! ]$ t( w2 y2 ~) Q7 {Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈