4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 Q' i! u. Z6 h# RBoy: Yeah I need some help.
6 e0 a3 N5 d; {; T  w% OOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! ^8 O0 S$ L" u/ e: L# i/ k4 |  f7 kOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 a- q4 u* ^: P) hBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
: i5 w: p. U* r7 z& ]Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 |! W% u2 l/ _. f3 X7 dBoy: Okay.
2 ^% E6 i/ c4 T2 |+ x- LOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
, @4 {' O  V8 t+ ~Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 ^. Y) Y/ \: _7 o5 @4 QBoy: Yeah.
& u+ [3 J. i8 IOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ j5 k$ w- L- h% |2 `6 rBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
: b7 Y- _& l2 S' |) }Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
3 A6 z+ N  I( D( mOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
6 ^: [! _8 K  ?. m: U/ `. YOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
: @8 W7 e: r4 r  EBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 j: ?, v1 u# T3 v, B1 i' fBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
% ]- X8 l9 Z  i1 u! v) cWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
4 H5 {) V/ ?% Q" ^7 }0 EOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
, s3 o9 S+ l- o  j% fWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈