4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
* M6 i7 U3 K! e' R% vBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
/ C" V+ J/ ]2 F$ X$ U& lBoy: With my math.
$ S" l1 p+ t3 W* H/ q; `' dOperator: With your mouth?
0 }9 n" I3 D) F4 O3 A2 \4 P; Y2 yBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
/ {, ]( g. U5 i, l( V. gOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ `; M6 i9 V- R# p0 rBoy: No with my math.
3 ~0 d  I9 S+ Y# M. b& IOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
0 b0 D: |8 ]8 G! [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
7 x: {# ?1 R8 R9 t: BBoy: Okay.
4 ?: F8 h$ H7 f/ G, _! P+ \Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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1 e5 Z0 u. W1 @  j  G& IBoy: I don’t know, 1.
6 F4 I; p) ]: f8 ?, V* W* SOperator: No. How old are you?
6 a+ @* ~2 G+ mBoy: I’m only 4.
3 G  f3 u9 E' t# d6 i/ W' AOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
2 |( T5 l# j% o2 l$ ~8 p5 iOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
. m+ G' Z, k& ~$ i4 O% PBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
! r" V6 O* J2 z0 n- OWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! i9 T6 r3 S  a& N+ r1 SWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- ^% U: Y. P: Q6 j; LOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 e/ n. a; `9 s+ IWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈