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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.- c' \: k3 r. t* H8 B6 m
Boy: Yeah I need some help.* Y4 s+ T4 X; Z* W$ p( @
Operator: What’s the matter?' i, H/ W, W9 {  m
Boy: With my math.
0 ~0 F; O/ z9 n" [# pOperator: With your mouth?+ m" D2 P1 n( A" ~6 [$ A1 e9 q
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* w: X2 I) ?- h# W9 \2 \Operator: Sure. Where do you live?* h! d1 X  X) K$ ^0 t) w+ K
Boy: No with my math.- {( Y  z& X& `* K. f
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?% A4 _6 j) \) W) J
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.# l. w6 Q" K! ?. j
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.4 h. T  x* F* o, }$ G' K9 K
Boy: Okay.
& h  a% J. o; o" c$ LOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
; c- a/ Z& }+ R; F( c0 E) \( H# JBoy: I have take aways.
1 f9 e. ?5 [& kOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways., ~  N. J6 K: y! Z6 o8 H
Boy: Yeah.
# Y0 A0 H- l- ^( ]/ P/ `5 _6 [+ _Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?8 [) k3 b( Q7 C" s9 r+ a
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
* _7 v% a8 d' O8 M  Z7 UOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 t( A+ ^+ t/ ~& YBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?( ~$ e# }* b" x+ V7 H! F# \
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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! M- ?- Y4 F, iBoy: I don’t know, 1.
7 @# [+ e7 B# A5 h6 w6 iOperator: No. How old are you?2 H# N# j! O4 b, g: h) V
Boy: I’m only 4.  c- k" N1 L9 g4 t
Operator: 4!
( Y; x+ W6 }2 v3 g! iBoy: Yeah.
; f, t/ C- X' ^Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
" X2 j3 \2 y1 q  hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
4 `' ?, ?( t" T1 L: [1 OOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?- y5 U9 K7 z0 d2 l& o
Boy: 5.8 \% e! S9 F( A" o4 Q
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!( s' e* `4 B: T8 h) _" R
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
! B# X  U* J% O  q* C% v! a, vWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ D, n' u( ]2 W7 b) R6 m3 tOperator: It’s the mother…5 }* ~* n% Z6 D! R) Z
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.( r3 x* {+ l! r2 l, l
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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