4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
4 a5 k4 q2 j" M; dBoy: Yeah I need some help.
# Q, n1 w3 |- K2 w, k. o6 eOperator: What’s the matter?
6 y# v* E0 N& z: d" X  g. \. j! vBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
" [% ~5 d7 a) h2 OBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
' Y" Q" e5 z. `. j; FOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
9 y- Z( m6 B+ [( e5 w" K* BBoy: No with my math.
, B6 D( `  h9 H3 T& @4 T) cOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  X6 Y; C$ M) l9 z+ D5 ?2 QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% y  J5 q- m6 I% M3 e, UBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- }9 [: `0 F% pBoy: I have take aways.
& p1 t; R/ g! e5 _8 n: t, }Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' T+ W7 U3 j- Q: u% v! \Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 n( B* x2 c; ~4 mBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ M9 g; K& [- e) _Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ Y- i9 ~8 X: J; A0 `Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

- k" H$ u* {8 k, j5 W% F' RBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
: c0 C! p% `2 y) H5 S- [1 q% C8 @# q) BBoy: Yeah.
1 X" K( T; o% Z& ^Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
# v" ~+ k0 [' ~' n& G$ QBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
7 n8 C) l# k/ n' C( s( X; ROperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
0 s3 p( f! \! o5 A+ hWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈