4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( J! f+ w* x0 L; j7 GOperator: 911 emergencies.
% A$ i3 f* N  bBoy: Yeah I need some help.
) G* b+ `  d: g. pOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
. w3 p' |# Z7 }" ~; }$ I! v9 eOperator: With your mouth?
% m7 [8 A) i, e( ZBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 y! K# X: c' EBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
; u5 V+ E% H( {3 A* JOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
. q! n9 G) Z; E: bOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! m  M4 ?8 @4 ~! F5 T' W& ROperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
5 d2 ?" U3 n" D( h* x! @4 QBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
- E/ F0 k/ |1 PBoy: Yeah.
: c, q# v/ Y9 @Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
; n) X1 m- K0 D1 c" D. B7 i0 zBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
5 y5 [1 i0 Q% P7 V" QBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
& Q4 S" ~% p$ o8 v+ F; GWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈