4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
3 f2 {: S( [0 @( T  t! [1 CBoy: Yeah I need some help.
6 p( U  d$ t3 \) n; f! SOperator: What’s the matter?
8 }3 L: i/ ?5 Z! Y3 `Boy: With my math.
8 @3 J- Q% L+ k/ ROperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" w1 H; W6 b$ n" n1 j" ~3 @; l+ \0 nOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 u+ z$ E# H' u6 OBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' g  F) Q1 y# oBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
# i2 i8 X5 m: E# P3 G. j2 ]7 XBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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8 v: h: t7 v1 M% z' C7 B, y' gBoy: I don’t know, 1.
/ K+ V2 O- _8 _( a% l0 `9 xOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
+ H# O* ?4 @3 c$ C  |Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
! ?' p" g2 Y5 F/ B  x+ E1 _' mBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
3 n, ~- ?% M2 b2 g! xOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
8 R  A# }5 V8 c. SWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) D0 P* i6 a; t+ YBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
- V$ u- O+ y5 ~Operator: It’s the mother…
5 ^+ P6 V* R, L5 t- WBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ H8 I8 k% x+ @0 J0 wWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈