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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.9 K6 E8 D* U  B
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
) p; N- Y5 o- f2 A$ qOperator: What’s the matter?
* x6 I/ q/ b0 H3 EBoy: With my math.. [- O3 F1 u# f# Z2 C7 s/ P
Operator: With your mouth?
# }3 S2 N9 \: t3 D8 J, Y" a8 EBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" d! Y' q/ {# `6 o1 y' D4 \Operator: Sure. Where do you live?  g. u. ]  J7 }* b. p
Boy: No with my math.# q: O5 k5 D7 N7 b( C& n
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 w/ b; J- m, D1 n, P+ OBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% H% d$ J8 x6 U
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you./ f! P9 i, C0 ?) e
Boy: Okay.
. r7 G+ l! K! p7 [$ a" fOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 g; t) B; w% E) L4 zBoy: I have take aways., ?8 U5 S" \2 a6 x5 S5 |" o
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.0 |3 X- D0 K% M& |; F% F- {! n. ^$ Q
Boy: Yeah.
/ A8 d* R: B* o" tOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" d: E" r' Z+ G- FBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.( h  m8 H5 [6 h5 [6 k: v
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 B/ z& [- f! \8 oBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 J) `7 c7 s" D7 F# I8 }7 N) aOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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7 d: a+ @6 w% d. b! DBoy: I don’t know, 1.
! F9 n- p! r# N' \Operator: No. How old are you?
2 N+ i; |! c# I4 pBoy: I’m only 4.* w/ R( J, g0 L7 d( X( ?
Operator: 4!: j2 v& [/ E& X
Boy: Yeah.0 o1 W8 ^1 O( W2 ?. b% X9 Q7 ?" K4 p) ^
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
  k  z( @$ C, t1 l  Z* TBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
- j) `2 }& d3 K% `1 TOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?- z# N/ a9 l# g
Boy: 5.9 a  y- A1 ~2 [) B8 ]
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!* E/ `8 B% h& o* O# F: w# i  J
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.& o4 \1 j" l; s9 U: q) T; T6 H( o
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?, d& _& V& E0 i; x6 @; D4 h3 t
Operator: It’s the mother…
' ?. C) v1 L  v# d0 b! q; dBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.8 {; u, z% R9 |& v$ w# V/ f
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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