4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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$ ~: O" `/ V+ {1 _, a8 fOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
* F4 z( R; M$ ]Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
1 ^" l  p, [- o! M8 h& fOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! ~, B1 [3 y0 uOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
  [+ j$ y, l( T  T7 G" ^" P4 yOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
2 c6 E# n8 H2 \3 q! n, k8 x( QBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 `( \, }; l4 A9 [3 ?$ m- ~8 OOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
3 d' r8 @; o- VOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
0 E2 r2 }% ]" j" J) sBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
- \& O. N9 I9 m$ ?* R/ tBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ U( |5 [7 }& s3 ]Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! `# F& O: V( j8 p) oOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
+ s' v8 K$ f$ `8 T  a3 E+ H( o( EBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
% @2 D2 x. d! e1 Q4 h: mOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
9 P* f, k* @1 M2 _4 EBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
, K8 ?2 P3 O" n0 x" I: i. o- O9 ^9 fBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
0 o3 l3 y- U' `( }8 }Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
3 n1 D6 j$ ~) N4 f4 F, nOperator: It’s the mother…
+ F4 Q! t( y$ `2 V" u1 rBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈