4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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$ a# C8 {  F; m% jOperator: 911 emergencies.
/ W1 F. b8 F. _4 p8 RBoy: Yeah I need some help.
! c8 Q$ d2 E; A  POperator: What’s the matter?
4 L8 o5 e" n. O8 ^  y9 @/ [7 `Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
) `* |% J: V% A# P6 mBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 u2 h5 y8 E4 ?) c, }# Y, {Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
! q- h, Q. ]- U& a. k7 @& C- w( kOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
8 c4 I( A( E% O/ I* y/ g; X% _Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
! f) A9 D& o1 l, ^. IOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
1 T  f3 X# L+ ]6 p* @8 k' eBoy: Yeah.
' z$ z/ C7 i& ^% e6 |: a- \2 {$ }Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
" p% `5 `2 O" o, _! y% |& {6 _- HBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
1 k4 k2 c% q* Q6 r/ T: [# z& o$ ]Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
# q7 K3 I" {$ F* }( z7 e) JOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* H" [# ]" O6 s/ }/ @  a8 bOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
4 Z- U! @1 J6 X2 I9 l& l& qBoy: Yeah.
) ~. e: z; v" `+ n% ]7 jOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
5 ^& {9 A9 i4 f/ }% H/ P( pOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
- ^& g7 }0 W: B8 jWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
' M& X+ {5 a& G/ W" mOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈