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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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# E7 b  k1 v' Q1 K7 S6 Q对话文字记录
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6 P$ L8 E1 \( I0 X1 m# XOperator: 911 emergencies.
; c5 J' O: g: |# h" z: p; TBoy: Yeah I need some help.& v) P4 ]1 ~. w) U1 C
Operator: What’s the matter?, }  f6 J  r% v: {
Boy: With my math.) }% C% `1 w5 \1 e
Operator: With your mouth?* \! F0 O, J1 k8 b' \8 e
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
* n/ l5 C0 U6 M: m7 zOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 X0 O" p# I! X0 ]! s" f# NBoy: No with my math.
5 U" C  s( |4 ]9 G' R% aOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ s7 `4 ?" k' Y6 Y' EBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.# h; [7 ]7 j! Q: L7 {- H- L
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.0 @- J- t8 t: V1 \+ b
Boy: Okay.: s0 x, k( a. h/ A5 r! I$ W
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 L' w7 _4 `( o0 FBoy: I have take aways./ m4 H9 e' |( F' j
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.  x1 e  d: ^( ]2 w  r' r% k
Boy: Yeah." ?' m  S( L, }7 I+ s6 r0 p: P# Y1 ~
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
6 K) U, |( w3 H; I* w/ l! V; t5 |' IBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.9 w% B; N5 G* P( U0 k# ^1 N8 l& m
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.; o2 H( c7 N$ V# w: K* E
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 H1 h, _' w2 S8 @/ D# A* oOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.- D2 W2 P+ z6 A1 J$ a/ J4 D7 M# d
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 j8 G  Y5 k" O2 w$ L+ cBoy: I’m only 4.
  m$ i6 q+ F2 g: q; t( B2 B6 aOperator: 4!
! {: C5 N; K% `' r, }0 t1 |Boy: Yeah.
8 c5 V. Z9 `1 D2 |$ f. g2 f! zOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
  T5 a2 T% I) ^6 X; U. MBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
" T/ t" c7 t6 q& t6 JOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?2 J5 j. k5 N4 e$ B8 E/ x- s8 a
Boy: 5.0 O! V& d  P! p4 p% Q
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
$ ^/ a. x) U" S7 wBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.$ X$ t0 ]; B, ]( M4 S
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?7 u) x4 k; ?: |6 {( d0 ]
Operator: It’s the mother…
! v5 r5 `0 R: M  j6 uBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; H' o- A; n8 n8 xWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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