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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.8 q4 J# x# c, F, q, S9 }3 N
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
9 _" L9 l% F0 s+ V1 O. w0 {1 \Operator: What’s the matter?
0 u$ P2 [, f$ |* [  k! R/ U- Q# |Boy: With my math.
. `. N4 g/ F% ^Operator: With your mouth?* Y2 l5 B: x# L4 L: q5 B, `
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?- U2 h5 n- g  T$ f$ v" N, @
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?# ]: a9 C. ]& V# F; v' s9 O, y
Boy: No with my math.5 |7 @8 t: H  ?5 P# h. ?! j; z9 ~  i' w
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& u) N2 [. Z  q6 b" lBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
* J' [# O9 T7 k8 y% B7 oOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" z3 R, Z! Y+ V8 cBoy: Okay.
8 V0 k5 }6 c* G9 W1 M* bOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?- }6 [" F: L  v0 o  J# g% N
Boy: I have take aways.
$ f2 d' {- Q6 E9 TOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 w7 Z0 z( p& J. t: A: q+ ], uBoy: Yeah.' o* w3 V3 x  G6 |
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
# w1 R8 D5 Z+ `6 q  I/ tBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.. D3 J1 E2 V: y4 `2 @
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 t7 Q/ |6 b) ^6 O' BBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ H  ]1 @# ]9 [1 P/ t0 L/ c8 @5 J3 gOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?) b! T2 `; t4 S' b$ x& W

! e# [+ [2 l. x6 k: A: |+ J9 wBoy: I don’t know, 1.
! v- ^3 \& j0 R% a& IOperator: No. How old are you?* ^8 F2 E% f* B# d7 L: f  Y1 r
Boy: I’m only 4.' A7 d( C: ]8 ]) t4 F
Operator: 4!
, b( q, z& p% g$ h! i2 j' B1 ZBoy: Yeah.
7 S8 x6 D+ ^" b* h! m  W, K/ {( ~/ fOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
, m9 O$ y7 k/ L4 x. lBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
, p5 _! f4 G2 j( ~& F- bOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!5 m1 I/ M' y  }- q' ?
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.2 q# \$ R/ B7 ?$ x
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
& Y; k$ z8 x  |  n- vOperator: It’s the mother…! a6 D4 R7 N' \: W
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.- ?: Z8 ~1 O. Z" ~# s1 q
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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