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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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% }$ Q, z/ j2 M% p+ cOperator: 911 emergencies.! I5 U4 i5 \/ V4 b7 ]
Boy: Yeah I need some help.& W  d& W+ F& x% H: g
Operator: What’s the matter?, X; M# O& s& N! L+ u0 J
Boy: With my math.: S4 ]1 o6 a# I4 J! @/ ^! N
Operator: With your mouth?) W4 a, p) e! @% V' K: L* E
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?9 X$ X  [% p4 D2 S& p7 I1 w1 r
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?9 I9 y- e0 g  |# t- s! W% q
Boy: No with my math.8 C! n& W  g/ |% H
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
$ r5 N" O* `4 _" mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.; b" F; T9 D  H! b
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; k+ M* y" _7 D9 T7 mBoy: Okay.
: ]$ }- V- q8 a& cOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?0 M7 z5 j7 |& f' N. `4 ^" J6 J
Boy: I have take aways.
( i% |" i' e7 _, qOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
: |- \" z; F3 u; d6 ?1 K9 I" {Boy: Yeah.
4 @' Q1 ]  R$ K6 m. z  p' h1 GOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
+ V) S# A/ e& P& Y' EBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.; O7 q1 Q. l, I5 F1 r+ b
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
+ x5 L( K# Y: bBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?6 ~6 E" P) A; f/ h% s! h4 A
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?. }- [. s7 t7 F; l3 p: T

* Q4 q6 `" W' aBoy: I don’t know, 1.9 G8 Y3 S/ F$ p4 B- X# ?2 o0 ?
Operator: No. How old are you?
- |$ x* ]5 w  ]; C- r4 V. lBoy: I’m only 4.
  E" C8 C5 [6 U+ d4 K, ]! a( W9 ?Operator: 4!
$ N' n! m- n) d. A1 mBoy: Yeah.# |/ L6 C1 E, W' Y
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)$ q2 G" a4 x5 R: W$ A
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( K! Z, [1 ^" eOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?, D% `3 T% f! Z5 V
Boy: 5.# d  a1 f! [! y, U* n
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!* u3 b# j0 Z4 k
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
2 i3 o2 i4 }# I0 T* p9 IWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?; R' y& h2 I0 C$ p0 O4 P
Operator: It’s the mother…
5 k3 w6 F  L8 O* x2 z3 L9 PBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.9 |* n( V$ U; G" G: H
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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