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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies./ G4 F( H- h& X8 G& @+ r/ ~4 a
Boy: Yeah I need some help.! Z/ G! X5 L( s8 w3 i9 _) n
Operator: What’s the matter?6 s6 ], _, a. k! Q% _1 K+ U$ k
Boy: With my math.. y( P6 g0 H2 k* j& S/ @
Operator: With your mouth?( J& C# v  j! F* _$ k
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?# P* i$ c% T! i1 l$ \) V
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?2 w  f1 B2 N2 ?2 R5 F! ^3 N
Boy: No with my math.
! I# u7 E1 Y( k; Q. A2 Z# nOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?8 Z: i5 v8 [' e
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.( N2 a& u+ H8 x
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
2 G1 J4 F  r3 }: f5 m2 JBoy: Okay.- g- p1 s  Y( ]! C. U
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?' F* @- X' {: ~5 G' Z) a- E
Boy: I have take aways.6 s6 }6 C) I; J, I7 x/ V; w' ^
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
/ b+ {5 J* T' r. y/ \' {( ^Boy: Yeah.
: \/ ?* s5 Y+ k6 xOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
5 e9 S; G% F; Z8 u7 T7 r: a$ }Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math., {7 g. w" k6 X8 z3 ^* p
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 Q% O- Z, S, NBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
5 m8 K! R+ ^. [% i6 N" N* hOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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. l% P; Z' O! GBoy: I don’t know, 1.
  A4 g5 ]6 P4 c! b% s; g( t1 U7 uOperator: No. How old are you?' ?0 _4 u6 l  h0 {! u
Boy: I’m only 4.1 g" m1 I$ f# s! T4 D
Operator: 4!
2 w" p+ d3 m* ^' UBoy: Yeah.4 Z/ H! B" `% h5 [
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
7 Q/ p- A2 ^; PBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: l7 x7 H, @" Y$ sOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
' `- \: u# @% h+ `/ r4 T4 OBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. j" l- p3 l3 pWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?' p$ v9 U+ |) f( O+ w
Operator: It’s the mother…" ]* N: A1 Z/ I% c
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.- {( M$ y5 ]6 v0 J
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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