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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
; U  b+ ~- {* m: u+ X. F) UBoy: Yeah I need some help.0 }5 a; s% o0 P1 s$ x. ~/ z! O
Operator: What’s the matter?
4 i  W" l; v2 v; QBoy: With my math.
; H/ v$ R. q, ^9 j0 }  o, rOperator: With your mouth?
+ Z1 l( a' H5 k$ d% |/ L- N+ ]Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?6 P. o. W1 e( q& ~9 u: a6 B1 i
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?3 L+ ^" {( U( d
Boy: No with my math.0 e, `/ v/ c4 c' ~/ n
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
( ^2 S7 n9 j, G/ _) u6 y1 @- SBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.$ Z2 g" d* y, A
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
, n/ R( }: v& @; kBoy: Okay.
3 s- n3 g/ \$ H7 H* \- T# mOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
  n1 H9 W3 }; w% B) X" |Boy: I have take aways.9 a, e& m; p# D% s3 M3 t
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' ]* Y8 I: m# N) j, j& q) [Boy: Yeah./ T7 N) q# c7 ]3 ?7 x
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% e6 ^4 O7 y' o1 hBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.+ a2 P. E; m, [5 t
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.  R/ X( M6 y, A; w/ v
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?2 K% C7 _3 J: V  h% _! @% j
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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0 y  x# I: ~/ X$ a3 j5 CBoy: I don’t know, 1.
$ {' s/ w7 [# o: lOperator: No. How old are you?8 `1 [/ o$ V' b7 r4 r' T7 l
Boy: I’m only 4.! D! e/ w% w3 D+ T. X
Operator: 4!
' [/ X. `7 n( F# wBoy: Yeah.
' N5 F9 p5 z; ]6 y4 j4 [Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
+ S% N/ `5 B5 y7 Y6 \; m. FBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! K& d: a$ K# ]Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
$ W, }3 k5 w1 ^Boy: 5.
) X: t9 `7 N" u" P, t* XWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!& l: E0 v0 R8 d) V/ b
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
% M% V2 w- i2 t; H% b, k* N% wWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  v% \' P; ]8 l' ?6 KOperator: It’s the mother…
- F2 W4 S+ b6 I2 N7 h. ZBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
5 ?" ^2 O9 n  z' w! k0 Q" XWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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