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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies./ z3 }, }+ P2 l2 `0 Q
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
0 q6 `% m6 V4 ~+ {( b: WOperator: What’s the matter?. N, V% H$ b, m5 H( [
Boy: With my math.
# a7 Z) z, P! }2 |8 rOperator: With your mouth?; u* C  {, t3 @
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ A5 ?) Q4 Y# Q+ P* }Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  U/ H. K$ Y0 [) A* S4 r3 p. ^Boy: No with my math.
' s6 e6 l% o8 R+ i# |* QOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  Q* E' G+ o, C8 P5 o- cBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 F7 R. p6 C2 x7 qOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- b# n' {* [6 j4 n# c# `Boy: Okay./ s( F( j$ l. {: v- m
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?/ q  j& y0 Y7 r3 w- L
Boy: I have take aways.
8 l8 L! v/ F! d- i) e, EOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
* O' Y3 u% v" ?; S6 O6 mBoy: Yeah.. X, k  T6 V2 T% r/ ^
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?* b8 j1 I3 N5 C; ~- w
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.( t5 g) K$ ~, U
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.* o1 M# v$ n- {8 Y# {2 A' `* ~
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?* M' m& C6 ^! A9 w$ ^
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?/ {3 I8 `/ N& [: }# ~

, p- |+ l$ m3 E0 F/ c( ^3 o' GBoy: I don’t know, 1.
# n% f$ H: M# n* p  u# u! VOperator: No. How old are you?+ R, X6 m0 b' y! g2 {
Boy: I’m only 4.
3 U" `. A+ ]8 `* L( ]" t8 M0 vOperator: 4!
0 N. ^6 I1 D5 z! v( V2 u; h  qBoy: Yeah.+ g, [" q& r. I8 u
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
2 J& L/ n4 t0 M- f* X3 C3 OBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.# t- {( ]3 Y8 l$ g
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
( F" j0 U7 f: kBoy: 5.# t  M* M" Z- Q; G
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!3 y# k5 x+ F& r! t
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.. P0 [7 t7 W: f6 _: g7 p6 X
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 r0 m2 i$ x- W. s# ~: SOperator: It’s the mother…
  k6 s* O4 I- |7 p; PBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
) x4 L2 C7 F" O. nWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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