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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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" \; P7 f- v2 n% c9 l. sOperator: 911 emergencies.
$ v2 ~8 V) i3 \( K3 }! IBoy: Yeah I need some help.
% h1 Q0 g" X5 g' @5 `9 e9 b" `Operator: What’s the matter?
/ m+ X3 o* M2 A' }2 NBoy: With my math.
6 C' }& F: p$ g+ t# WOperator: With your mouth?0 ^3 K- h6 L9 p+ M% V3 K% e7 }9 [
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?- B9 i) ]* _/ e
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?$ z) {, H/ C. x0 `5 [( Y: C/ i
Boy: No with my math.# n, S+ U% t' B
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?9 o- {* Y' d+ Z2 q4 Z
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
( N7 S  v. q" k2 y% j+ }/ {/ r, Q3 \Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.! M6 u  F& H9 M( m
Boy: Okay.
9 i4 M8 {% K* R  h/ fOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?7 w  Y* f/ m1 B
Boy: I have take aways.
$ [7 R0 |/ j! _Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
" g" l: ?4 f3 q9 m. u+ a0 Y2 e3 m3 Q) L2 Q: vBoy: Yeah.- ~4 y0 o; W& h/ `; n! R6 Q3 G& n" `
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
- M6 b9 q2 V6 _$ l9 OBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
) C# g5 f  u. _7 p! UOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
  X9 X3 v; b+ {  H/ r1 f0 yBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ _# |; s, K" fOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1., Y) G+ m4 t* d; v
Operator: No. How old are you?* Z* O/ b) t; s0 e1 f& R* k
Boy: I’m only 4.
; G) R) K8 v2 ?Operator: 4!
9 }! b! k6 H. S& @0 C! V# rBoy: Yeah.
8 g! l3 T( E9 E/ x( ]7 xOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
7 H; c2 ~+ l2 }  rBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.+ \" o7 l1 Z% i- [( L
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
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Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!/ T& c$ r$ `5 Q4 y
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.# K5 ]) I" c4 u. F9 H0 d3 B
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?7 h9 g3 p/ l- a
Operator: It’s the mother…9 t- }& @; M2 x5 z* M
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 i: _4 Q- ^; XWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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