4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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1 A( D+ u& s0 B4 O6 B! q* [3 @Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
! B6 a2 q8 c& {, zOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
# p2 E% [  ?- l0 o( E7 l" k5 w$ dOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
/ \3 j' y/ q* d. O9 W2 COperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
! B$ S* M, O' Q+ ^5 D- r8 {$ jOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( w7 d3 f2 e# F0 ?) M8 j* T' OBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ `( y& x$ ^1 C7 QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
; ?: a+ x5 K, b1 ]5 q- aOperator: No. How old are you?
) X, M# Q& O2 Z' U9 }7 v4 Q3 _/ lBoy: I’m only 4.
0 G$ u+ O/ e6 f, ?Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
8 u9 l1 W$ H$ L; o! [Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* F- `0 M( o4 L( Q3 zOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
% o3 t7 y) F! ?+ m" _# \! s" pBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
+ \7 B9 }" ?  K' ~, ~) wOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈