4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: {( b, z: H6 [# B- y) aOperator: 911 emergencies.
1 B1 i3 x& P  @' N0 nBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
/ R" s, v! Z3 XOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
- A/ x7 P' Q1 Q) OBoy: No with my math.
' ?' e" D) u, ~Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
$ c2 H9 X( W$ [Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
1 k# C, B3 [: p- A2 O: |1 @Boy: Okay.
# j3 d/ d: b' G# l: N! m, u5 r' }Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
- R: w+ e& a- W% e' XBoy: I have take aways.
$ _- b6 H0 J( m* X+ J' I# POperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
' D8 R, W" l9 i0 s, B. JBoy: Yeah.
" M: }! m: m5 C7 k; M; ], O0 iOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
  B' A/ g" B, K& k2 uBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

; W8 B2 Q% h/ r; C6 L: O/ [- NBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
+ I$ ?# o# P* C) dOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
7 l0 g/ o: T. k& Y! l* hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
9 W7 v1 D5 k) x. u( `Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
) J6 F' k/ D7 a" ^! v% aBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
5 z3 `( ^' S) j" ]0 dBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ f( u0 E$ B: }. B5 g; Z$ n2 lBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈