4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
( Y* p7 q# V7 b9 [6 FOperator: What’s the matter?
, t& ~$ M' d4 a; G0 w( iBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
( B' g, H" }* V' MBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
* r6 w6 L5 ~7 _6 y% P' mBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
! f8 S/ C( t" e% M( K: K1 nOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, B0 b' R( _8 HBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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* H( l) l( |- o& x1 rBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
3 e! D! H7 [$ m6 `3 B7 t2 hOperator: 4!
8 \0 a, I, Q; c' r4 c- k0 ~Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
8 L- o6 n; O& e" K: q! `! AOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
! A' O" t4 W- D! j  Z1 J! cBoy: 5.
0 j9 z% t# e! A- hWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
2 g: J4 @5 T9 x2 C$ V! FBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 f( B2 c" i+ ]% `  rWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈