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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.  ]' M# @$ ~1 X" t) C" i
Boy: Yeah I need some help.1 A6 W, o2 ?4 r2 u1 H" b
Operator: What’s the matter?$ w, V# k/ H4 e  n/ C. `
Boy: With my math.& k9 [5 K9 |3 ]* u9 ?
Operator: With your mouth?, d9 X7 M. C+ Z5 D2 m, C" M
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
$ X9 Z4 |  t* e0 p( d# }Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
+ ^. [( L6 c7 @" R/ ^! G4 jBoy: No with my math.4 W* P* j0 Y) B4 Z: n8 x8 ]9 m# z
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?2 }( _; g4 @9 X
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.4 k$ d. Q3 k' q3 S
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
, I; v' c# u& O# TBoy: Okay.
3 S: B. K4 n2 k" t6 ^Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% T. h9 L0 c0 `+ j% a% V% r  g7 gBoy: I have take aways.& Q- _3 `5 s- j; M' F
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
$ K8 q! `9 t# U, N; fBoy: Yeah.
+ g5 t$ l: K2 ]* OOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?8 x4 _6 X, v( D
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.- A9 M; m7 w2 ^; |
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; G$ Z7 ^- x/ \% r7 ~/ e# B0 r, pBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?& f) f/ s, H7 B) E
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?- R$ F) Q. r) B

6 }+ Y* _2 h8 Y4 ]" }Boy: I don’t know, 1.$ `, ]% J8 K+ ?# D
Operator: No. How old are you?
2 I! ~6 s5 M+ X! `+ ^+ L1 _: o- sBoy: I’m only 4.
3 O( |- d9 F# h. p7 \, f; C% L' WOperator: 4!
1 q5 }4 z$ S$ X7 v) c; qBoy: Yeah.  }  i0 J# d6 B+ h8 t" ]8 N, w. a
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
& h! E: G0 I5 Y5 J$ c! _Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& g' Z2 o$ m! MOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?+ c- s7 Q8 ]3 Y  o5 `4 J
Boy: 5.6 T0 p- Y) D* I6 [' }
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!/ `, |3 @5 F$ B6 ^+ A
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.. G% g7 r' ?2 O  }8 l
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  c2 P% v4 l# h, Y8 iOperator: It’s the mother…
0 f* ?% @1 i) d% a3 xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
' ~1 Q7 Q/ E9 e. g7 L2 bWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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