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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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( b2 F' W% g6 I$ G% i7 u对话文字记录7 Q( T( E, N- `! i% o
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Operator: 911 emergencies.  f7 H1 @* J0 [- g+ A) C
Boy: Yeah I need some help.7 W# P$ n1 J" r
Operator: What’s the matter?1 S2 T/ d5 K) s: g+ P3 h, u
Boy: With my math.* }- U' c' r& y; k9 e# E4 o
Operator: With your mouth?
- i9 `4 N4 Y  }/ ^. T4 OBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?) ?* Y' q' W) I$ E" l3 ^
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?7 {6 u; {1 ?' @& t
Boy: No with my math." m" Z/ }* ?2 _5 i; ^, v8 C
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?3 Q/ S7 P# P  C; ?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.- U! N/ S. Q9 Y7 j$ H3 X" w, G
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.0 T, h& {  y+ k7 N8 `. b* j5 x
Boy: Okay.4 h! j4 W/ D) f+ B
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' Q1 B, \; _" D. PBoy: I have take aways.
- \% B$ F* F: W; ZOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 r2 ^% |" E$ F/ mBoy: Yeah.
$ i7 X* U" q! V/ Q5 T" J" kOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?0 r) D9 E4 L  A. a
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.# Z' ~3 u; x. m8 K4 M8 v
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 G* c) q) _4 e7 ], w4 a5 f7 z' a# h6 RBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
% e4 W% H/ @( e! g- \! }! x6 J( N& sOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?) d5 A+ G! q! C: |: t

* \/ W  B$ T8 \, ~$ j  `Boy: I don’t know, 1.; n1 ?! G- G8 |; T' R5 g6 C
Operator: No. How old are you?
( g7 m% R1 S0 U, G7 LBoy: I’m only 4.( X; k: O: s# y- d6 G! ?
Operator: 4!% R% G- f  l  z; n3 n+ H; F
Boy: Yeah.* {4 ?# L1 w) `7 v4 U4 ^
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈), T8 Q! u. m* ?% |) _
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.; D2 W; H- @( Y! y% T* h: x
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
9 g) s- j( G2 @; T: n! K+ p6 |Boy: 5.
0 F- E+ n9 X% i2 KWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
0 z7 [. @. X* r1 g  U- `  h) z: LBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
3 p5 ~, |& _; j9 I, o2 _Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?; _+ E5 }8 Q+ T; U9 _3 q
Operator: It’s the mother…
+ V% E$ b+ e( k6 C" B' xBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.: p- T9 F) G6 ^: _5 z
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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