4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
  L  v7 [6 P2 p6 E" [Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
, @8 D, T4 _. v- t: @/ n/ W# [' WOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
6 s' Q0 n8 N) v9 u, w6 U  D# lBoy: No with my math.
5 K; M" \/ [- s! i8 f3 J$ ]Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 ~% M( a* A& w  ]Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
6 b( y2 i6 N. C( {# w8 VOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
3 z- _( y+ I8 [$ `6 j9 wBoy: I have take aways.
9 j- o8 d$ z4 u$ ^' e, aOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) w; x) V) }7 f8 b+ JBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  k+ e5 v6 _- i( K9 z( \& ]' nBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% d5 q$ z. R. Y3 m; _* {7 E! t6 x$ cBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 e( f  G" B7 }: v' b- z( F' LOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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( E4 k! f2 V* }2 kBoy: I don’t know, 1.
' S$ Z& D7 \6 IOperator: No. How old are you?
8 }. l  W! j" T+ B  QBoy: I’m only 4.
5 \% y0 @  J/ y) F+ TOperator: 4!
/ C5 k  A% U8 {/ o$ V: b2 Z& DBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
' E. [& K+ @$ V& v  p) kOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
1 q: t8 v% }: N7 s2 iWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
6 r9 o. |& U# M' O6 C- \Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- Z( G) z6 N  W  ], C. R0 G' @  iWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈