4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
+ h' Z" s7 {+ iBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
1 T; R6 H3 F. i( bBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' D/ t) ?8 B6 M  v( ABoy: Okay.
8 a9 C2 L7 K3 |5 s$ GOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" f5 E" E' j! z4 |; r' Y9 t% HBoy: I have take aways.
$ m( ^  S& Y1 e0 V2 ^) zOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( n" G7 [' a3 o) o/ iBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
  ?7 q. M6 Q, N. mBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
% r& ]3 B, B5 d+ C/ g* S6 SOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
8 }, _8 g4 p2 f1 @7 WOperator: No. How old are you?
$ q( W  h. R0 n/ o% YBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
) e1 P3 ]1 U: zBoy: Yeah.
' s( n8 \! K4 n% Q7 c% \Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
/ p* s" N" L" w1 k. DBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
5 e" c8 ~& E. Z( l7 d; t! {1 d2 oOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
# s& y% Q7 M5 G, p, S/ c: E" NWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 q; N. K. E8 X1 w/ \' dOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
  B, C( _1 R, E6 k( c& c/ C' NWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈