4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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/ M* N0 x; g1 w1 r; q: p+ J3 AOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
8 o& w' W; Y8 m/ \6 UOperator: With your mouth?
0 W$ ^% M1 ?* B$ h- N( f+ WBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
' j# T0 d7 k( A0 K. D! RBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
  @8 \8 c1 [3 `1 @* [& ~Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 k0 i$ z8 x, E, i! A" u6 XBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
9 s3 w% \* M+ `( X9 j2 U6 p  WOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 m) S7 e& D. U6 kOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

& T/ z/ ^4 F- eBoy: I don’t know, 1.
. m; W0 j$ Y: S' E6 qOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
$ a5 L) D- v& d5 l9 O; o1 NOperator: 4!
% N- A& A: `. j* l2 |" H+ n' S5 VBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
) b* b" p$ Q: d( f# [Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
& Q# u( O2 B4 s0 LBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
: b( B6 {# E  JBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  v, S1 O0 _3 F) I: E! W4 e$ h( S7 q& |Operator: It’s the mother…
0 L* R; C# g" h  |Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈