4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
6 [& l4 p- T. p% ^- u" }Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( Z8 B' R2 ~, A. Y4 Q2 BOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
! q+ r; K0 ]3 M; F) i% _' c+ FOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
- h. i  U% s  C3 cBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
, h) l  g; |! W* C( O) d5 COperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
# K& k) g1 H% XOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
+ p' @. u3 z8 F2 b* ]& WBoy: Yeah.
, @$ I- v! }9 QOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
: }8 K) R, z  [4 O  E. d7 x0 {* c$ WBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( _) f7 c* r5 v4 x# J* [9 MOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- K3 y5 w, z1 R2 lBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
  H; U! C* I& S0 o; d% ?. e9 TOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
% [+ ]7 b& r, S7 T3 kBoy: Yeah.
3 f- [: }7 p6 D  ^: g0 ROperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
2 ?0 a6 Q0 r  W1 d5 \9 W- HBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
( P5 F+ `6 t5 A& UOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
, z- o7 p  U# l: EBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈