4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
5 M! x# k6 L( _Boy: Yeah I need some help.
8 b. q7 v7 A0 y* {+ w2 r- p: pOperator: What’s the matter?
9 ^% j" Z' z7 ~Boy: With my math.
8 G0 x! }. N4 Q) dOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: J% ^1 E  H( dOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
8 C) v8 h2 y+ ?; r& q; GOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
- {; A1 z# c2 `* [# R( r6 mOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 s: N. s* A0 G4 ^Boy: Okay.
- G, F4 z9 h/ K3 ]/ hOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! V+ x8 j- P6 h( B; ?5 e( tBoy: Yeah.
& d8 b: `2 i) q" tOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ ~' B3 K. Q6 N' A/ D, K/ E$ BOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 c% l- U7 v6 M3 V4 F0 _) vOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

* J7 I% q7 n" U' vBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
5 I2 u6 `  z  CBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
% T% O( R% y7 a$ W% EBoy: Yeah.
( h, M, ]( v3 S1 O4 i( UOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
' A& U6 E1 E; a1 }' b+ y- mBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
& t3 J# F+ R+ K( X0 b- P; nBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
9 v" _4 o. {6 \0 K6 _# e0 x* ^Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 Z- K2 h2 u) O- _* R( y, oWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈