找回密码
 加入华同
搜索
黄金广告位联系EMAIL:[email protected] 黄金广告[email protected]
查看: 1009|回复: 1

4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

[复制链接]
发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




: i" T$ M* e1 V3 y  C/ }$ n2 r0 V$ @- o5 A. A. L  [2 C& s
对话文字记录! O+ H8 d* c1 n8 v2 p

4 b4 p! g! A; S- A9 pOperator: 911 emergencies.
2 @# k2 A/ T. A2 pBoy: Yeah I need some help.+ C3 {" q7 r9 U- W# j; ~
Operator: What’s the matter?
* F7 ~7 ~+ m5 g, E4 q) UBoy: With my math.
( m/ h% F* X: z9 p0 q5 POperator: With your mouth?" F4 ^6 J3 g8 c' {- V
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?. j) Z/ B( h+ {! s$ M# S2 d
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?& a4 O# V- o- m# R3 n4 M
Boy: No with my math.& k$ E5 h- e6 R" A8 q
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ R% q, y  i5 N& ^Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.5 D4 E! }8 Z1 W  E2 `; a- q2 C
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.- P( F* {7 Q8 `
Boy: Okay.4 t0 J) ~) u; X/ o' x
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?+ S0 H3 x; L# c6 R4 R
Boy: I have take aways.: F' p# I) \5 D. k1 {
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.1 K0 |! n- e# ~# L" u- S  z% c
Boy: Yeah.' B' _# m6 ]" S$ m4 [# o
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
' Y+ L% m8 g- Y" M0 {Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
( ?" ^: c" R0 G8 v/ [Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.2 t+ N  x+ \8 j8 [0 S% \, [
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?" N$ H3 n. V6 a7 h  Y4 W
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?1 p  E% q) @; O# N/ i- ~" Y3 b3 ]

5 ~' |* Q4 f( m8 S( b& a4 RBoy: I don’t know, 1.
4 H9 J% P& W2 E+ o6 P. m* bOperator: No. How old are you?( {0 o/ P. T# |! f( H- V' x) c
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 R+ ^( K1 I: Q9 fOperator: 4!2 D" g, b& Q% M' O% o  ?7 Y/ }
Boy: Yeah.7 j! F. ?9 N! K0 W; b
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
6 [: n/ b  q) l+ \/ q/ W" S! ?! C9 HBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ j/ q# t. V" kOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?. Q0 }# t7 O; J8 s$ F
Boy: 5.0 Q2 ~, x/ Q# Q7 P
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ i9 t6 f4 N) N, Y, D' N! a# ZBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.9 P9 _, X8 {; H) ]9 C6 j
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?5 j& E: c5 o0 u3 s' p$ \% i
Operator: It’s the mother…4 p7 J' S1 H$ o  }
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.) V- L# q1 ~0 z/ v7 N
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
回复

使用道具 举报

您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 加入华同

本版积分规则

Archiver|手机版|小黑屋|华人同志

GMT+8, 2026-4-25 10:40 , Processed in 0.066824 second(s), 5 queries , Redis On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.5

© 2001-2026 Discuz! Team.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表