4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- g& U* ]7 Q' ]9 AOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
" e3 `4 H+ `/ s" `$ ^& \Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
/ b# S' ^# V, }% _0 C% Q2 |Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 i) @, Y1 f- v' i# kBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
4 B, y8 u2 j! C* N' EBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& Z/ E; E! @# H" {Boy: Yeah.
+ p; I4 h5 i# U8 r, o' d9 Z! DOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% j8 ]+ P  D, }6 x( jBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

; `+ a8 l" k7 @3 A5 ?Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  m: n; g. c% i8 E9 H0 w7 ?Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
* F8 G' L! M% l2 N( b* i( F; J; |Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
" {5 r4 R2 K) A" WBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
3 T3 n; x6 v1 n( E1 ~Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
' ^' q0 l3 Y- p, `Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ I( g( S. l4 G5 i4 VWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈