4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
. y3 y8 l' ]: G( \" iBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
0 P" u% _1 o  yBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" K" h: y" t+ }" X& @; r. B* COperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
+ K/ `; T# h2 p/ x5 Q" k" W+ H; |Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' Y4 b* i% d) a6 TBoy: Okay.
; Z- [0 I& n2 B0 I4 m- L- m% h+ I* ?Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
& J/ H0 {, t/ m$ A( ]/ ?Boy: I have take aways.
! S& j! I5 s1 ]5 w5 s) a5 BOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
& {8 C( b2 x, wOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ r4 t; d/ Y! K: C: d, yOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
$ h+ j/ s5 X( Z; |* sOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
4 a' |4 N0 ]! J; j2 k1 dBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
* F6 Z, c4 H5 Y8 V+ X; oOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 O4 b* e3 J; p# D" IOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
# q6 D  W6 X2 P2 _( v" {Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ X3 z# ]/ ^7 IOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
$ H" b1 G+ Z& e$ g) j  `+ Q0 I3 nWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈