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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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/ w: {1 L) b9 J5 g& j3 |Operator: 911 emergencies.- d" j6 z+ k# j: {9 x! D! M$ d9 z
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
  `/ n  B( q8 f0 G  O$ NOperator: What’s the matter?7 U, S, {5 |5 J: y0 F5 @
Boy: With my math.
: W6 E3 j: B( S  y0 a) bOperator: With your mouth?2 ~- ]5 Q. G- G  r
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?" x! p' R6 ]3 l( F8 G4 {
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
$ d1 D' A( m! }' }7 iBoy: No with my math.
0 R$ Z! z* s, f  E' O* ROperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
" F/ u! n$ K) tBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.' {+ e7 Y" g% d! F
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
8 z2 l8 x% b! S+ H2 nBoy: Okay.: n% \8 y& W1 J/ E: H& ?, n
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
( Q, d+ q) t5 L+ [+ w; rBoy: I have take aways.; F" ^; [( L. P! |  W# \
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.! x; ]" G( z0 F4 T! T, y2 X. O
Boy: Yeah.
  a4 F3 n9 E8 x9 c# E8 cOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; K% B+ U' l( W- b, U- D# KBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
% c6 ^% \5 y9 T$ d! rOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
4 l: \0 S3 i7 x* R# E7 GBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 d5 b+ d1 n- |& C8 W, z% `Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?* r6 E1 n! i2 w0 @0 G
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.$ \1 r8 e, ]3 y/ @
Operator: No. How old are you?
6 D7 k6 _% G0 e1 [: HBoy: I’m only 4.
# Z# O* a+ ]5 R, Y. M( N9 yOperator: 4!9 S! o1 A2 Y. H; R- B( p9 P
Boy: Yeah.6 R* d6 G+ M0 m* E7 i$ Z
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈), B- j, Y7 x$ Q0 ^
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.3 a$ u- X5 i* {: W7 o# m8 p) j6 P
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?1 u: w- n' o% ~, @, B
Boy: 5.
, \' c6 q3 t$ {  m# eWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
0 u- B, o8 j$ Y" H! S$ E5 Z0 UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
3 K9 C3 T: n% `Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
, A, ]- ?/ s# Z! IOperator: It’s the mother…# G1 X8 R& `9 D8 c2 h7 y4 z
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
- M- {* \2 X% T7 O4 aWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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