4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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/ d; @" L- F0 VOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
) ?! _4 ?( h) D* A* [Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
+ V1 j& q$ Z0 ?" D; iOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
4 ]+ B0 U8 j$ J6 iOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
0 \7 T- e' R$ _) i4 xBoy: Okay.
( F3 v4 v, }% h7 o% p3 u1 nOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
  Q% t; F/ |5 p* d4 M1 gBoy: Yeah.
# _5 K8 j+ H  j6 S9 {$ ^Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
+ s! K+ r5 U$ zOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
/ K% ^0 Z7 q' ^  mOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
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* n7 ~( Z  |* z( x5 uOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
: ~) y9 R% B/ x, fOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
+ |) Q, V0 \* s( y4 N+ i9 ~& VBoy: 5.
9 b0 M2 Y7 h( L* O* oWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
9 w* a: ?4 Q  K: u- g  b2 aWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
9 F0 s- j  w3 {7 M+ u- b2 X- L! bBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
. B- ]8 w% S# y, a- E5 o% GWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈