4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
. o9 P0 Y: E5 J# BOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
) P% d) Q: V1 v  w0 I, \+ ZOperator: With your mouth?
+ v' `1 B4 U5 `7 dBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" D5 n* I$ N( @& J5 w; ~8 a: h  C! N7 kOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
& C9 A" ]5 A, b2 T5 ~Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
" g1 B  o1 Z5 z$ ?Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% G4 v6 b4 W! t( m! KBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) d- r/ h) @# r. |Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
7 l3 }. b$ o4 zBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
% V/ h  h  b2 Q* S6 Q7 p2 ]8 o5 ]Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

4 G- L: k, Y+ [! O, |2 bBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
% @2 w% O. C4 K( m8 l( g7 p, }Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
1 s4 I6 C% [/ X# X" y* |Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
, P2 Z$ B% s% d: [* q8 q8 N4 VBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
  d; n" `1 Y6 C: j6 A' fBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
" W/ i+ Q8 i  u: Z# P. C' ^" OWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈