4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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, y) t" t, B- G  SOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
3 z5 }1 U$ }, N7 H# |Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
7 |' a; L: r* OOperator: With your mouth?
0 j- d, S# h# S( r, XBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
" Y2 y0 q  ~. Z, O; x; lBoy: No with my math.
+ i, ?1 s) K+ k" Y: c; HOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
  N9 f0 o& |. T1 ]0 e) Q7 e. j9 C2 GOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& T1 Z* E% s6 P  l7 p% u7 `0 D  Y0 k/ ?Boy: Okay.
: O$ d( r* N8 G0 `$ }Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% E- K& v- B$ {) ^+ v0 Z. k$ ~2 RBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
( k" |+ N/ @, n( d- C" A) j# iBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
( M+ ?' c7 T" IBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 H) ]8 a% ]7 b$ nOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
* [& F: |- H* G4 oOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
3 C0 a% w4 }% s' l" @7 ZBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
0 u6 ]# ^4 V1 c3 ^- oBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  S9 y7 u( i8 HOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
& ^7 H# X) C( J, q$ O5 nWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 ?5 `/ U# {0 n4 L; kBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) e2 j6 G" Y9 {Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈