4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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) {) V& i! h3 A* gOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
, B7 f* r3 ?, L0 e2 N+ ~Operator: What’s the matter?
4 q+ c8 p( i1 |# HBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
: H" s! k6 B& O  oBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 q4 h  D! \8 T# W1 |Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
9 p* a/ }) ?* A. z! D5 ^; h' K+ NOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 X# x0 c7 V& l7 qBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& C- Y+ c3 ]/ V$ hBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
% r  P; k  v! M+ W: XBoy: I have take aways.
1 Y9 a: n4 w+ C3 R' t* R  ^Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
8 d$ w# z+ h4 `$ sOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 M: d; {: y" E, ?Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
- H1 @3 F- A& bBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 ^7 R1 X, _3 u% m5 w3 ]Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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+ }" Z9 [9 z( k: R( b0 c  B7 ^+ |Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
6 f8 X( k# b2 c; K6 I3 s& v. [Boy: I’m only 4.
; ?% N' ^- e1 {* ]+ ~7 H  v: ?Operator: 4!
/ @1 }  Y# T' v) d8 XBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
3 ~' N+ a! G2 A+ e+ G# CBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
. w' @( k* i, gOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
6 S1 D* R! S5 {1 w, HBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
) h6 O# T; G) f$ K/ M3 ?' iBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
) T* X- ^& e2 z. f' TOperator: It’s the mother…
: F  x2 o: K: hBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
! @9 L% O$ N! C4 e% [5 D. x7 F# yWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈