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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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/ j9 N% C4 {# n" }+ P+ i5 F8 qOperator: 911 emergencies.
! l7 i" Y, n' s3 FBoy: Yeah I need some help.1 t! g0 ?0 B1 `+ z0 Q
Operator: What’s the matter?" C4 f' A# }1 P
Boy: With my math.$ D( N# _5 n: g
Operator: With your mouth?
& F/ }7 E' h- w+ n% @Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?2 b; h0 T6 Q) ^9 m! m( L8 D/ N
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?7 n/ a$ [  J3 X$ X  }
Boy: No with my math.
5 F* R, Q; Y7 s+ }5 j2 oOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 x: M& @; X7 k4 M& J: [: Q; LBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.; D7 O$ \6 Y$ f* B
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.' `' T6 z: O% o/ \) \* U& V2 q
Boy: Okay.
# R1 b2 L( M6 |' e; Q( Y' COperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?& b# n4 D! p3 u3 ?  N& l* j
Boy: I have take aways.* [, U# V" @* D" z1 E0 _
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( I' z& r. J! f, a9 H, ~; F. R% ]Boy: Yeah., _7 i- c2 G" Z/ L0 p! u3 w
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?9 m! i* M) L4 g  s8 b. A3 T
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.0 k: n% z/ ^7 u$ j
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; S0 K; l3 g& Z3 Z; [/ x3 R- U1 TBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?6 w0 \) s+ L! l! Z" G5 S
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?6 n5 Z0 L9 D: `. C+ ^9 N
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
  r! k( j! Y6 u' r( D$ ZOperator: No. How old are you?) {8 q3 F0 R0 @6 X+ `. _/ [2 @# ]) |
Boy: I’m only 4.
& H6 k' b4 y* Z9 J  d$ {2 {3 N. nOperator: 4!# X2 g9 K9 l5 _. F# M2 j' l7 z
Boy: Yeah./ q! s5 e- e* P1 P9 W
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)# }/ m" b! V8 y7 M, B
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# D( u6 h( C" P& F. DOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?, W& m8 o& G  L
Boy: 5.& R) q+ g) @3 n1 A$ t
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. C+ ^9 e# U" b$ UBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.% f  @3 [6 d1 h, e8 p9 u* J
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
2 `' |* e4 H+ e0 TOperator: It’s the mother…5 I% Q2 ~/ B( B8 H! e9 R/ i
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% d! ~$ u: g- i& \! K7 YWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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