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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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* u# s# a, S0 k! y) C; Z/ v1 `2 e对话文字记录8 k/ @% u$ {, [! O! t8 H: R/ u
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Operator: 911 emergencies.
( u6 L# g0 a5 @2 x% X$ {( W/ ^Boy: Yeah I need some help.! ?; |, t$ B; l4 `0 J. ^
Operator: What’s the matter?0 K% B- v/ z. r
Boy: With my math.
  c+ g, l6 z- J4 P# b- ^' l) tOperator: With your mouth?2 i% I$ T: \2 }  S
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 `* l6 I( _: z1 dOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 Y5 I. M# n' qBoy: No with my math.# h4 K5 u  V3 P$ S! n0 ^! h; A. D
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?! h; j" k6 G  h7 m5 `. u4 F: b
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.% O# b% D4 S; ?( r2 w
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
/ l$ F. d5 _& F- g) nBoy: Okay.  ?9 _# I; m$ f6 }: `
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?* G2 A, w- Q- W8 J
Boy: I have take aways.
0 d; q; }6 u" d& O! z7 t4 i% tOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.3 o6 L' @" Z0 W; ?, e
Boy: Yeah.: u. d: v  m* ]; N4 A/ w+ D
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?0 S# S- j, V7 }& a4 Y3 ^) S" J
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.# {8 G, @7 B) t  o* k' K
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.( Z5 f! e! }( D
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! H5 [. Z2 @( V, N" r1 E0 OOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?. B; y7 [- D; N. Y* x
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 C( C1 x- A* JOperator: No. How old are you?
2 }# v1 `, f, {7 [" h( p- Q3 B; }Boy: I’m only 4.- b& o3 J. h# t) z
Operator: 4!6 K/ S! d/ l5 e( \
Boy: Yeah.
# c& N! ^! g6 l8 Z* c  POperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈). {7 n" i, |6 Z. Q- B- y/ y- O7 {
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
* }3 b0 U* Y) S4 Z' r7 V- xOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?8 g" @9 b( D( J1 }5 u* k6 y
Boy: 5.1 d5 H/ v- b2 s/ d8 U" Y/ l
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
+ [+ Z) {3 L' H" {0 CBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
% u# k; R$ E$ C; o' OWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.! r# ~8 y5 j0 Q$ k# K% z
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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