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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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2 q" s. `- n- [( OOperator: 911 emergencies.
( h0 {$ i. u) r# }* TBoy: Yeah I need some help.# G! Z& _# J1 Y$ J4 B( E' `
Operator: What’s the matter?
# q9 i- c! Z1 [4 E4 p% q1 C, bBoy: With my math.
. }/ Z, E7 @( |; R" kOperator: With your mouth?
2 \7 r! q$ S3 G4 dBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
7 Z8 `7 f! W! @& OOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
- c( D3 J  e& [& RBoy: No with my math.& c: z1 e+ m* \, G
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?' v" @% `# |  e! |8 z3 K2 V
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
. F7 r- X2 |1 H) n9 o, oOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
$ B3 C9 U8 R& b5 c3 v) Y- NBoy: Okay.  H, y" v  o; g: G1 ^0 K1 y
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?0 j( X$ t( V) X- q5 a: I, |# T8 H1 I
Boy: I have take aways.$ w9 g- x! |# w/ u/ m) h
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
( z4 X% [% l. G) S  o" r( kBoy: Yeah.1 x/ Y" e& p$ W. e$ k; \; X! P1 _- z
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?' c4 U) _' ]( |
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ n: m/ e) C, O! G) LOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.+ A6 `4 Z0 [. z$ r6 p$ |
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
8 G8 H3 D. _: `2 ]' TOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?, y  K4 n- s1 E( z8 K
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.  [8 S! ^" t: L; {2 Z
Operator: No. How old are you?
. M( f: X8 _  j% cBoy: I’m only 4.
: ?# X, W, U% ?$ o& _; aOperator: 4!7 _+ C$ E  @+ s  d; Y8 F
Boy: Yeah.) y1 B: X9 i/ L( t: I
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈). G+ p; b3 E( a3 M
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
! n* X' X! G; c1 ?' LOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
3 s, Z8 ^) `. K) mBoy: 5.9 G1 B. P! q) ^1 p4 D4 I
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!' q7 p$ o( Z4 m. o" [/ V8 W
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
3 X; [7 X" ]- m. m; R+ cWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
8 |1 ^: m: ~: @/ m2 p% n/ _; fOperator: It’s the mother…
$ S, P8 v( H" D8 u, y$ tBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
8 C* E1 c& _+ N* [2 yWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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