4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
+ }# b2 |  d5 M2 D( @1 t0 UBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
9 ~1 ~( g6 ^5 m$ t& W& A- AOperator: With your mouth?
3 b- K+ ~; q* k. UBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
5 t- R( G! ^/ S5 N% jOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
% V) ]2 E1 l1 {/ J. C" ZBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
' j2 Y7 _5 }) R6 U9 rOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
+ ~+ o/ d: G6 U% W: x- hBoy: Okay.
& ~! i7 h- B# O$ j' _: y7 L+ |Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 u" S6 A7 Q' o& ^Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

+ F" Z+ P3 H: V/ r1 g% DBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
, t+ B! Z  z: E' D' q; MOperator: 4!
. C/ h3 z1 y; T: FBoy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
# v2 a: j0 ]( R. bBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 j" l$ h& M* ~Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
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2 V: V  M9 [6 G; G. o! WBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) T: s0 T6 C" e3 M- v! v6 [% s7 t6 IWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
: M" T% H9 n4 KWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈