4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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. N$ s+ u; Y' E. h( Y; @Operator: 911 emergencies.
1 H; _6 x# M% z6 r$ b) C* gBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
9 m) B, T: s3 }" x( Y+ gOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
( m' M5 K9 x+ v+ l" r7 hBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
& ]" e3 ?4 q* w# xBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
" K7 c: ~% |# e" i4 X! [3 FBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
/ G6 j. A( d6 d( q$ r, O) z; bBoy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
! @( d- z- r7 d  ?9 T. }" Y( Q. xBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
$ F' W4 U8 N; B, n# h, YOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 R- a, W) S8 k, V. S6 z- b& zBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
! D% l* o7 B& mOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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* k" s# ~; M0 @3 R: ~Boy: I don’t know, 1.
% [5 @- _, y% y9 o3 r# AOperator: No. How old are you?
- D- E: M" C3 TBoy: I’m only 4.
( R; \, t$ Y' n  L$ {Operator: 4!
5 t$ T1 `7 W# }" V- J# dBoy: Yeah.
9 T4 X" z1 E( {' mOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 p. h4 n6 K- T( }6 f. lOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
" q4 S, i. Q: C; J  _, \- E# \Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
/ `5 F* @2 M% t1 k6 D2 G. \4 M$ RBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈