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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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对话文字记录5 g" u) b% m; M8 P
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Operator: 911 emergencies.* _( w9 Z2 a  @6 u' [8 x
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
. p1 Q; Y3 V9 @6 L% K* ?# xOperator: What’s the matter?) k7 [5 E. c9 H
Boy: With my math.
0 K) `* x0 O" J3 w+ q9 L$ w+ YOperator: With your mouth?% Z3 H) N7 e/ z1 b1 {) a! e
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?5 m- I- C- h* b' F2 U# }, y
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?7 {1 v0 z& c, d+ m* I
Boy: No with my math.
% b8 ]3 D7 ?* e" ^" dOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?: i+ P) p( N9 K
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
+ j+ T. d3 T8 }6 pOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.0 c4 q$ r6 p9 H  U. C) z
Boy: Okay.& K/ s* b* t" l% Z4 @8 R
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?$ p/ d0 Q- I5 K2 J0 {/ H' f1 a8 k, A
Boy: I have take aways.' B0 K; b# D# O3 ]3 T) b
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.5 ^  v  b6 s+ K9 K# T: w4 q7 N
Boy: Yeah.: R5 L: x$ K: [1 j9 t3 k) T
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?& A( |5 c4 E1 s0 h
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
! ]" Z1 N0 ]6 `1 L2 N& `( SOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
! ?3 i; U. i* t5 ABoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?7 o. b# I! `& Z4 O/ \
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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0 c2 q* i1 v3 j1 ]Boy: I don’t know, 1.
  d# [. u, O: _- X; POperator: No. How old are you?
( F) R8 K- a9 X& iBoy: I’m only 4.9 J6 j2 d; ?+ y" x" s
Operator: 4!
5 e' B2 f) t6 Z3 ?* j1 o; d0 xBoy: Yeah.# A6 _1 M/ o* A( E7 ~7 A* X
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
7 D5 p$ c5 V( R) bBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.7 n. C0 f# s3 \0 h- I4 s; u9 h
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?. ~' ]$ `5 ?- J! ^
Boy: 5.
* y. D% C% H- M) [* w! }- Y' m4 \5 F0 SWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!! \, t* T3 _$ k4 b, h! x
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math." r5 O' T% ^) D$ l( b4 t9 T- D2 E
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?7 b$ P& O$ R& k4 o' o/ f
Operator: It’s the mother…; }) g/ `- H4 Z$ ~' b+ P
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
( R$ r9 p' j1 r! |7 v1 VWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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