4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
2 ~* T( c3 Z. U3 Q* d: VBoy: With my math.
( \5 X6 L* d& p5 E. pOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
- e  R/ z  E% {/ x" _0 qOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 k- C- d; c# v4 T( C1 x! v  }& }7 z4 VBoy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 k$ x1 n$ C1 H6 q% Y+ s9 R" rOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
& t. w/ u) q2 j& A* }8 \5 X" bBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
3 [. b/ U& S6 j$ i' B3 h9 |Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
& D' Q# c9 g( I# WOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% p# r7 \; o+ }: k% z% XBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ q2 `& I4 D, Y% q7 |) z' G6 ~1 f9 UBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
2 [9 m$ k" i# K) ~3 q5 l& z: jBoy: I’m only 4.
$ z$ B0 E. V% r6 b4 POperator: 4!
; H- h) O2 S& bBoy: Yeah.
$ G; i& q' S& M/ q5 d$ [# NOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
% ?3 E; e+ s' H# HOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
# o8 q9 w0 }  h+ \Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
( \1 |) r7 A8 P# {" [Operator: It’s the mother…
( c7 M* Y- C7 l* H- }Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈