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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
+ K% E+ G# C* _1 }; T! W+ ~" u  dBoy: Yeah I need some help.
! _5 q3 {9 L5 ~# u: n$ _( U! AOperator: What’s the matter?
/ `, G+ O- u, v( o3 o& oBoy: With my math.5 @& u$ M1 m& x& `. T  J# B
Operator: With your mouth?
6 L# n( |- G6 K; eBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; F  g  J, i8 C9 T: y% bOperator: Sure. Where do you live?9 a4 i2 E  i" c) }1 ]3 L
Boy: No with my math.% g1 l% w5 b! `5 Q9 z8 q9 ?# B- h7 i
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
0 V7 ^' q& U- J& NBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.  N8 g2 f* Q7 e7 t4 b& Y
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
% P, [$ T' P$ a; {Boy: Okay.' B" f$ ^4 q1 o( u) _
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?2 q0 A% @; k+ S$ i
Boy: I have take aways.
6 M7 J, u5 [& [7 [8 }Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.# X2 i9 p# e0 V- _9 {* M
Boy: Yeah.
! V7 L5 X4 p* k, Z+ V9 `' gOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?( B, C- p8 D5 w6 M
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.8 E' k  a2 I9 Q! V$ m
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
" C- [& @+ y) b# h% a: _9 k" @Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
0 i1 [: u& S* a/ A# T. G+ QOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?" H/ D( Z# W; _; F7 g* d" M6 Q

! j6 e4 M! u! K6 g/ QBoy: I don’t know, 1.4 g2 C& m- i& c4 h: |/ b3 r
Operator: No. How old are you?4 V7 T$ z0 U% f5 M
Boy: I’m only 4.
/ z4 C# Y/ O* Z! uOperator: 4!
1 j7 }7 j3 p) T  A) OBoy: Yeah.
7 w6 c" b& p, k8 ]+ u$ IOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)9 r* z% h# h) @/ y/ k
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 y$ [/ c5 ]& |Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?$ y" _# T6 h- N+ |! K1 r
Boy: 5.0 Y  P+ N# O( n. ]
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!& I8 D' J, r5 t; i; o* o7 |
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.( R# r7 \, @4 @" m; O% a7 R, B
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.: ^" X. W& k4 A! J
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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