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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
2 }8 d+ I& s0 l* N. OBoy: Yeah I need some help.1 B7 d6 [5 P9 z/ Y5 T
Operator: What’s the matter?
0 v3 Y* {+ K  {Boy: With my math.% M9 \* Z3 f" _5 m4 S( r6 r
Operator: With your mouth?9 l( _! B, m9 W6 V- K8 J
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?) Z/ U& b' C) A7 ]' E& s, F. C
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 W; n/ \$ u0 N$ B9 a$ v0 q$ \Boy: No with my math.
. r' `0 C7 ^( s0 d4 i1 g: r1 IOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
5 K+ Y1 f3 p( `- l- \Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.  G- k  M: y$ x- _# m4 b  v
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.& S) ]- w- E! l/ ]- K
Boy: Okay.7 [; z: J1 }# _$ Q, a# {' f- ^
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' |* ?. R* g. I8 ?Boy: I have take aways.2 ^* m5 V* S+ g' T; F/ U8 Q4 D- P
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
, ^. B* M/ @; O% nBoy: Yeah.
$ C2 ^0 N8 o& u" r0 GOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
% F; U' \9 |4 `  S4 OBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math., `$ q% k& I# s2 A; T7 ^
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
3 g2 p% M6 O# n& e: [Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?& B( J$ V7 ~8 l$ V; d- `) ~
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.  H2 |7 E9 Y  R% c0 h5 X) I
Operator: No. How old are you?4 x' `6 p6 G/ O1 H7 v" V( Q
Boy: I’m only 4.
8 E  n0 g& _$ ^6 \) C- q3 XOperator: 4!/ Q1 w: N- A% P5 F: t7 O
Boy: Yeah." c4 C# K  l8 k' V1 N/ O  h3 u
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)0 G! c, `1 b) n8 X+ P: t5 d8 c
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5." F2 f$ j4 w$ R- F7 e8 }" E
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?% K7 P! D- F" C) T$ J6 H/ j
Boy: 5.
7 q7 F- W9 u1 c2 J7 v/ xWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
, W: E/ |5 i  Y, ABoy: The policeman is helping me with my math., R: B* z- s+ ^: }, z. `# [# o* v) R8 O
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
/ T! H% _; ^- B( u! Z3 gOperator: It’s the mother…
- v3 Q! |. {) t; ?; K+ `" KBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.# {' t& G' Y" v9 h! v% p1 b0 t$ T; k
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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