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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式




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Operator: 911 emergencies.
/ ]$ J& l9 c/ D: e/ q- R, ?* NBoy: Yeah I need some help.
9 i" d! s' T2 E* c1 QOperator: What’s the matter?7 R  W# C- C) z4 ]; i
Boy: With my math.
5 `! T+ j, J' v* IOperator: With your mouth?
: p5 p+ A- n( J9 oBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?# _6 L4 O5 z; s- p) w" g1 p+ b) {- t7 q
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
0 P, |: D$ |# KBoy: No with my math.
% ]& J1 x: |( ^. X% ~, \Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?2 \; u, L8 \' j1 t, w, I
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.. ?- F( j4 i7 B: X& @' y
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 W5 `5 v/ Q8 f$ a3 ]6 |Boy: Okay.; f' L$ }% F5 ^$ k! u
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
) V, n3 [4 t2 k2 S1 ]* ]. VBoy: I have take aways.8 V) K) \, N4 Q+ Q& P0 W
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
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. f! {% R% g% S7 d+ `Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?+ H1 t3 ~8 @  f/ S9 i
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# `+ ], X9 Q0 b* ?3 LOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.0 K+ X5 \) M8 v# \2 ?
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- U1 t; Y% V. P# F5 z2 ~1 p- aOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
9 D9 J7 t, V( m9 B5 l+ lOperator: No. How old are you?( z8 q% z  ]  U; s! u) V
Boy: I’m only 4.3 I- e/ j- K! G8 w0 b- r; k
Operator: 4!# P8 K6 y4 `9 s, h9 e' {
Boy: Yeah.
. t" w6 B/ I1 v* k' [$ kOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
# q4 W+ _6 R5 g& @Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
  C  X* c7 H. A& ]- Y; r8 [Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
, P$ H, p4 `& n9 j1 x& j1 ~' ]( P. ~4 IBoy: 5.
# z# O5 Z& T; @+ aWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
9 ]+ K" _, C4 M2 C2 v& OBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.) X5 D# t0 Q& ~, A: x; q4 m, W
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
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Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
; _5 e  ?$ _) J4 ?) gWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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