4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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: h# x% L1 U+ ~9 R+ IOperator: 911 emergencies.
0 M: ?2 ]) O# H3 G+ V( ?Boy: Yeah I need some help.
( o) v/ ]8 y- d2 COperator: What’s the matter?
8 m9 t  i. F0 J6 F+ IBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
1 K* o4 L: F$ G- P  W2 i. RBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
* L: R6 b/ [" \Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
7 c* v  y* J8 M8 B6 oBoy: I have take aways.
6 S; G: n; M7 ?* v$ X5 h; ^- SOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
& Z" F3 n  g4 Q7 j% N/ R+ c$ R) \Boy: Yeah.
; A  S$ Y3 |8 O, F9 e* COperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 a: F. ?% I% ?/ EOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

6 U# m( D7 w/ f. {, t  q; TBoy: I don’t know, 1.
% w* h# }+ [& g, DOperator: No. How old are you?
. ?, M9 }% u( \9 {( H, y8 w) f' O; }* D% NBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
( C8 e* t# O- N3 R& U9 D4 QWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
% s- [( |- S; Y! }- L# \% x# jBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
+ f3 X- s& G0 d( P: Y1 ^% h7 NWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈