4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
# }9 `$ |' T2 N8 K; vBoy: With my math.
0 N3 |. |# B, R6 E) j3 u: pOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 m8 X2 T+ L/ Q4 M1 a% qOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: g) j- I4 r. ?) D! H4 ?8 E6 I' fBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: ~6 k+ R- X3 l9 N$ {( W$ GBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
. ]' |8 w+ R) Q! l  M; @8 }* dOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 w2 {) j6 Z& `) ]Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ v0 R+ y# h0 NBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 z1 u. A0 z2 I& [& ]* x: u* pOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
# ^+ \! u2 v5 `: TOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
6 ~% M7 U- ?$ KBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
/ n# h+ ~/ q( D; x. POperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
+ z. z& l4 g; O) U1 |Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈