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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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; C% ^1 T3 h8 J9 T2 H+ W& h1 I6 ?Operator: 911 emergencies.
% y! {: Z2 Q3 R9 J" XBoy: Yeah I need some help.
* N( F& [# T* vOperator: What’s the matter?
, d( H2 W: u6 I9 RBoy: With my math.
5 p; z/ `" l. f& g) hOperator: With your mouth?: P4 x" Z/ A! B9 A' l- o
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 a0 m8 q+ Q) v4 D8 j. V8 L* ]Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
1 W6 j, H2 |5 O& A  g: uBoy: No with my math.$ A: m6 i( ^3 J2 B/ r7 l1 A7 \
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?2 P: w, G) o# W& p. B% p9 O! _, ]3 _
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.' x: _  L- Y: \! W
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.4 m, ?# Q; a  _& B( b2 @: p
Boy: Okay.
& b/ p8 q) N% O7 \$ t3 u" S& Q' iOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
# Q" O& }, P! j6 J7 h! EBoy: I have take aways.
2 w% n4 B8 t7 u3 b# @. r; p2 HOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.' u& `, J6 U8 G. _) r) K+ O$ L' K
Boy: Yeah.
  p& O0 v0 O9 n' z) a" T8 t" }. sOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
1 O' B: D  b' j. w- lBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.- `% I3 q, D, b/ t1 J9 N
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
7 ~( e9 O' c+ W& LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
: y* n3 l, [8 j6 Y$ P0 X; xOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
& O. ]7 ?! i: v% oOperator: No. How old are you?7 t* w) n/ h& ^. q: {. j
Boy: I’m only 4.
9 K7 r9 n( C4 z! V' y6 }2 KOperator: 4!
1 R; o0 M8 v  Y  I  |Boy: Yeah.  }8 Z( g2 k: x. o  b: x
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)8 g9 e7 t7 W' J1 X/ M
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.* V6 u+ x. F. |6 {/ C' L7 A; P4 {
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?" P8 A0 J' `4 W: w
Boy: 5.3 h7 b! J" D- q+ f
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
7 f; N/ W' Q! k1 V+ PBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.  ~# R- q7 X: L9 b( l) U
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 u8 g0 O4 P6 G0 X6 u# l+ mOperator: It’s the mother…* h/ [" {4 I3 z# T5 |$ U0 n  k
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 e6 q1 z8 T4 \& O, B$ yWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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