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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
8 |  v% [7 F/ X% }7 C! s1 ~' FBoy: Yeah I need some help.7 s. ^7 ~, _. I; M8 G" w
Operator: What’s the matter?
; E  W- ^6 I* |. x$ N  @4 CBoy: With my math.
4 t1 q' e( n# a; y. eOperator: With your mouth?& O  L- j4 k/ g6 k) C1 ]+ b
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?  W6 p7 }4 u7 s0 X
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
7 L6 w$ e( d8 lBoy: No with my math.
; Q) B& `- d' X1 ?: COperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?+ Q9 X$ R9 _6 p9 M: p
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.* ?! x0 E4 W- ~! V: u
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
( |* D9 k( T7 J0 A4 J- T) {8 C+ fBoy: Okay.2 x, ^# O& c7 P/ T# L
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?/ z4 s, L; M3 D, g: s! r/ }
Boy: I have take aways.
5 L& u: s' ]5 j+ a7 W* a% fOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
; ^/ a5 E  n' c2 T! m# y9 e, K4 p9 ]( KBoy: Yeah.
3 N$ @+ a( Z$ [. D& I- _. D" uOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
, }# |9 F# m/ {Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math./ V) d6 r1 |/ l  N+ M5 M6 S
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.% y5 `7 E* U2 N; T* x
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
3 I3 {# J: ~  @# POperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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  k9 q% L6 l; D. {0 E% \: h2 rBoy: I don’t know, 1.. K/ A' r, F# h* f8 w* }
Operator: No. How old are you?9 {8 w0 ^: J; u6 ?& L0 i
Boy: I’m only 4.) S  W  c/ S4 ]" k% i" l
Operator: 4!
% I, f: V0 o! P' {' t. j3 X0 ?Boy: Yeah.
9 a$ r& p  c) T% e0 AOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
, M8 F9 v2 j! {7 @; ]( [Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
1 A8 d; _- F/ s% e8 J7 [! yOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
7 u+ q: _3 R6 s& Q- VBoy: 5.
1 b) F  L2 {9 x2 GWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!* r3 ^1 |6 K9 T
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math., W4 r- b: r: \# j! w
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
1 j% V7 E% N1 ROperator: It’s the mother…
8 `- Y" Q/ ~$ {Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
/ n: j8 [# @, u. k( Z) I/ qWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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