4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
& n- b1 N) |4 _+ k- K; B- O4 B2 I2 ZBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
8 E( E' ^* z+ Q1 \6 s. C0 p* hBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
2 G' G, x/ A& N' ?( F. r1 T1 vOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
. z1 J2 Z! B4 h; K$ N# iBoy: No with my math.
. _4 k9 ^2 T3 P/ D! Y5 IOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
6 D! l- D6 |$ K( f) iOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- ]* Y- S" l2 ]6 d9 ?+ q% GBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
2 T4 g/ R' z+ }Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
2 `% a5 P1 T/ DBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
8 r& h, `. F" ~# ABoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

3 ?) T# `0 X$ h2 i0 f# I8 P/ ZBoy: I don’t know, 1.
: U4 Z: x& ?8 F; {( k' g. jOperator: No. How old are you?
' U8 x! {1 g4 g5 w1 P/ jBoy: I’m only 4.
+ V5 m  W) ^% bOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
# c! n2 ~( J; LOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
; N/ F$ G1 {2 HOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
$ [8 [4 f+ E9 [7 v& ?Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
1 E/ E/ V, S. T/ ?5 p! a- _0 \; [8 uBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
; B/ ]0 t0 a' m, E+ E! B& T0 C( VBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈