4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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" O) [7 H! j* w& m) h6 h# IOperator: 911 emergencies.
; u: W; J. x# r3 U- @5 QBoy: Yeah I need some help.
. h3 q# ]3 i! K1 M- v) E7 {2 A7 NOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
  n& R+ J! s2 V, iOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
. K, {/ W9 G0 ^8 hOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
7 }3 j0 u/ A3 WOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
$ ^4 Q9 |& k* r5 t/ j, O! }/ a/ [Boy: Okay.
. S% P1 g- ?/ o2 Y: Q  J* [Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
. j& G+ G2 {5 [7 k+ J& dBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
" n! _' C6 O1 y: _8 P6 r- OOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' h& {8 Q8 r1 |8 a; `Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
; I  l6 L: s+ Z$ [" D$ |3 GBoy: Yeah.
5 B8 E: Q. f: j& r3 V2 BOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
% l! B4 B: |% m2 F+ C; U  nBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
6 [/ x$ L/ i4 T, pWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
. R$ o; E- O( e5 a. W, C; ^Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
5 H4 P& o! O/ L  pOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈