老外翻譯的「三字經」

u2gay

人之初： At the beginning of life,
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
" a0 d# ?5 y) n: w) ?+ T習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
6 B$ k6 \: h+ G5 S2 n- l教之道： The way of learning it,
- m  `* C; \8 h) ]& E  _/ ~貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
1 J; P3 E( V! m' p6 v子不學： If you don't study hard,
斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
( `, `+ G4 k5 c7 g3 x竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
1 j7 L" q3 t1 g& S  g4 k有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
1 N7 |7 g7 m( i/ H5 k$ ]教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
7 a0 E( q0 F1 C) S6 r養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
2 y9 y* X" Q# v- b父之過： It is all your fault.
/ K$ e6 t" `# ^; [$ [教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
. j2 E5 m" o+ {% H  N  z3 Q& `師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
- L4 i% q* X" H9 h0 C5 A子不學： You may refuse to study this,
2 ?: F0 k" e% B7 N! z! i非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
5 q! @5 ]' j& d; a幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
* @4 t7 w. U+ D. D6 ^' A老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
人不學： If you don't learn sex,
9 q, t/ L7 q6 e- b# G8 e不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

13809094891

太有才了啊 好帖子

gongqi

汗，  都曲解了 。
好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗