老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
6 ~4 v: y% O9 I6 X/ [* g# `習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
" [6 L: {% I9 N8 }# L( d性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
6 P* Z  k! w  {. s. Q! B教之道： The way of learning it,
( o. m/ N$ ^* N貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
  A- a: I6 F( \6 w% E昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
4 p  M# t" `* f# P: o2 f: v擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
0 W1 J" r7 _  M9 z# E8 n( p% O+ |子不學： If you don't study hard,
* ^5 H* r. Y% C6 q3 z! p5 \斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
" D6 B. F0 U5 d0 H! L0 g1 i有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
# p, w4 z6 Q% X0 I名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
* f& q5 i6 c1 g2 E養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
8 ]; V4 |5 [$ U$ E父之過： It is all your fault.
教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
2 d' V6 ~3 H: e2 q& b7 W3 R9 C師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學： You may refuse to study this,
非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
* P. g( c) w' g2 l9 k7 y3 a- Q老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
3 h9 s1 ^2 ]" X% B  B0 ^不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
: V9 \/ S8 |) e# X* V8 n人不學： If you don't learn sex,
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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gongqi

汗，  都曲解了 。
' Z  `( x. D0 H2 K好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗