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最牛B的英汉翻译,笑傻了

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发表于 2010-3-22 08:47:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who? 2 J8 {  g3 H) t# r

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) C% W- X9 [1 J0 z% ~8 t5 C3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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  e! T% J- q: r你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你
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0 B0 M4 J9 M6 Y6 @- A0 i& ~$ E4.you 8 k5 _, l5 {% o6 \3 r
have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up ! + j6 o5 |; j9 s! Y2 k- Q8 O

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/ _, `9 h9 ~% ^9 U& ^! C2 W你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  C8 d4 B2 e3 A( [( Z1 h5.hello everybody!if you have something 0 O9 C/ _, W  O! O% f
to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 7 r* e$ c# W( \3 S7 I1 u, T1 m

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+ G, R, ?+ X! O% f0 x% A6.you me you me
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彼此彼此 6 g4 \+ s/ d# o
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7.You Give Me Stop!! # }: V4 U- K5 N+ q# J1 F
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& o1 q1 ?% }/ }5 ]. Z" ?& X你给我站住!
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9.WATCH SISTER : s4 h: r% V) \3 D) V
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表妹 ' |- b: `- i& n5 a( f7 G0 \" V

# r+ X+ H+ `! l% H9 ^10.dragon born dragon,chicken born
. c  R6 B5 w" ochicken,mouse’ son can make hole!!
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) v- g" M4 ?* ?  y  A龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 3 Z9 s: ~' k8 u4 ^3 l

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pengpeng,people die - k+ |2 @) {7 l& o
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车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open
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心花怒放
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, ~- J/ @+ y+ \+ L* d/ L# N6 j% J14.go past no mistake past & K" w( R7 S% J8 M) y

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15.小明:I am sorry! 2 B* p2 e% L8 x. H# x

4 M5 S; Y* f1 J老外:I am sorry too!
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小明:I am sorry
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老外:What are you sorry for?
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小明:I am sorry five! 9 r, Y, X# I+ y+ A/ ~/ |6 V; J

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16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! - Y/ c3 [( e4 j3 b" L  I
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要钱没有,要命一条
' p: Z" \$ T$ A1 |! S; i17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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- X! E' q6 m) U% r2 y; y我叫李老大,今年25。 # _$ d- \" @/ ?
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, @- c- y4 }) h8 Q+ H$ y  M18.you have two down son。
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- d/ P  q8 f" V1 m! x4 [你有两下子。 : l' [6 d8 L0 m

8 v  }$ r7 I6 c  I19.as far as you go to
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lose you face ,I turn my face . x8 u) ]0 S3 J% S* x
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给你脸你不 要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
发表于 2010-3-22 18:24:52 | 显示全部楼层
if you not three not four,I will give you some color see see
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如果你不三不四,我会给你点颜色看看
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发表于 2010-3-22 19:35:02 | 显示全部楼层
谢了,笑死了。
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发表于 2010-3-25 06:56:35 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了吧,我都快岔气了
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