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1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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$ Y( U$ g5 ]* c R& }handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so / \; v' C4 U# ~$ D
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3 m- E+ ]1 D, p' d:谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
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( b6 v& r* i% i7 }# W" C3 mdamn cost money when it comes to feelings.5 i+ n: h% @. }; u
3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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/ \& c' F: m( |3 d" B( n6 qnoodles without getting flavoring bags./ a+ `+ S6 v O1 ]0 U
& w y# ^/ o! J( l# ` 4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change ! z/ k& H8 Q T6 @5 G" S7 v! {. y
here?”
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! S2 q; q. Z# ^$ M5 e* ]. o 5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you * q* w5 ?9 v6 a& D
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you.
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, D, y% m' c# g5 {- v:有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
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saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
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hypocritical.
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7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup ' k; t! O8 o* L* X/ G! |. T
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milk powder, and give it to the political party.
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8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
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concerned.
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7 J$ t/ K! T% X+ @& \7 v 9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。There are two
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could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do
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8 y$ ]$ o. b! c8 @. W& s2 Athat.
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10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。The others have their background, : f" i5 I: A! Y0 E# I# P2 R" M
while what I have is the sight 1 R, N* T8 n2 Y9 T- q0 H
of my back.
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11:别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
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12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I ; B0 v7 R. O/ \* E/ N
can not go back to heaven is ( [* n+ f6 ]% |! Y0 I
the problem of my weight. ' j: C# W6 R; `& Z0 Y
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13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
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- R* k% h& `1 O$ I7 `% _: ]( l6 e$ Ait is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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+ _% c0 l& _2 H3 j( o7 J' u 14:你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone 9 X4 c2 u! v- x/ d; Y0 d) P4 u* A
is much cheaper + b5 r' X0 K# o$ M0 ^- Y9 G8 N
than the phone words fee.5 g, m& g9 r2 [) h0 E/ Y% S
$ J t( i5 Z4 r, |& T8 |+ o 15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!We
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thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
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