2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am

$ x& Q: p  a5 e8 }/ R5 ]8 ahandsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so

obvious.

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：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
indeed
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7 K8 o+ `0 ^( `" R3 E8 b( D' t' f　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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noodles without getting flavoring bags.
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7 k3 c  W# {/ s　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
“Could
you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
here?”


　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you
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wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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　　6
：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
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saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
hit me and said I am
hypocritical.

　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
; N7 C: O+ }# e* Zof Sanlu
: S( s2 O: x% Y8 @5 \milk powder, and give it to the political party.

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8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
  ?& r( {0 ^4 ?8 N+ {history is the department
" ?6 J: J( o$ P5 \% p$ D! pconcerned.

　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
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could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do
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that.

) n1 b) U$ _) {$ Z  ^' n5 D　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
while what I have is the sight
of my back.

　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
4 ?/ m0 y) U. c0 p% |/ R. e- tdried shrimp not as
seafood.
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" O& u: M- |; x4 g. I　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
can not go back to heaven is
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0 O% `1 R3 H  k8 a　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
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it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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; E' l( j$ F; W( c% B" _　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
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　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
never be afraid that
thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
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