2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so
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) N+ O( j$ p3 }# k& c# d8 ?& D：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
indeed
damn cost money when it comes to feelings.
* @; {# y7 k- s1 g　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
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' i9 O- c. P4 c8 p+ U　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you

$ m9 m! B0 ]; awear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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you.

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1 a, ?" U7 }8 E：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
girls stopped me,
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hypocritical.
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　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
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milk powder, and give it to the political party.

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8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
history is the department
concerned.

　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
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could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do

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. D3 F  n9 y4 I2 p# v) U　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
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: b6 T4 p% k$ S' x: |　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
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seafood.
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4 B$ m" f( _$ {" C$ A7 p" U　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
can not go back to heaven is
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3 p# {% g2 q. n* p　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
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  [- e2 l9 p% C7 g/ K& @6 ]　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
is much cheaper
than the phone words fee.

　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
never be afraid that
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