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1、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
3 B* Q! Y% X: }1 d/ D0 M1 X$ O' x& H不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你! & [* H' I- z" f0 b! s c- t1 u
7 j( I9 |) i; ?' Q9 j) G& U5 K2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! - ~ k, N3 ?* G! j( c
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! : s# a& h" |; V! N, f8 t% ]
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3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 2 s3 J8 y/ s- F7 ]8 B
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑! ' Y g. \ y5 K. n% ?) I, X2 |
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4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 6 B) N5 B8 y9 |. f8 c9 i& K ?1 E
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
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5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.8 N0 O* A& a' x i4 p% q
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 7 H2 n/ \) \+ R6 t g6 @
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6、Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
+ Y& ]: S# x( z* {" i1 ]不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
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& ?' [( [- d, ~$ }0 `! `7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. 7 Y4 {7 l/ x! k$ {# Y* M/ Z5 d$ ?) j
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。 r% Y* |4 W; J. _. b; ~; U; V- g+ l- l
! H% S: D. J8 P4 ^ t8、You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
2 O* c( u) r/ c! }3 v' \你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。
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9、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 5 y2 R2 C4 X ^/ j @+ ~. r
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
+ C3 d: P1 _4 t# }6 XThen I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
8 `# J7 e: h* A' D) U; e- @* [然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 7 R) d4 w. C6 Q5 |% s
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10、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
9 y- i" \4 B3 W. q; K+ r7 h每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
1 P6 m2 X" C2 XWhy should I be the only to suffer...?? % @% e3 U3 m0 s; T1 D! _
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