世上最强中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
/ z% q# Z8 _, l& A5 \咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　
4 E' ~$ K% `: t8 Z7 f3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
　　
. G3 M- |  a4 @) d. w# F8 m4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
& m" _- p) I0 ]" Q6 s你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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/ ~5 G1 f% r: i7 l5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
5 U+ ~2 U1 z  e9 }1 B; p有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
　　
8．know is know noknow is noknow
# I8 K9 _0 h# S6 l' i" X: f知之为知之，不知为不知…
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) }2 K+ ?. \4 e8 e$ g1 U9．WATCH SISTER
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& O9 C3 r3 K0 i8 }4 O, [4 A( e: z) B10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
　　
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
　　
% Y# ?7 P1 A1 @* O+ `12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述：一个车子来了，一个车子走，两个车子砰砰，人死了
　　
! K: p& [2 j5 o. E13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
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  a; x" o* y) ~3 J15．小明：I am sorry!
/ g; W. \- H  i7 J老外：I am sorry too!
1 Q+ s+ @) ~  |4 g& Y小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
5 o2 ?0 z; G7 x$ X( G$ |' z小明：I am sorry five!
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, P* F- p( k" D) R: k16．If you want money,I have no;
0 m( h% l$ {0 C- `0 z8 I$ Lif you want life,I have one!
$ E6 z4 N9 ~! E: {, h" b要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
) M8 T& H/ F' w# A& q9 B我叫李老大，今年25。
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- ^' O' W5 y9 E7 ^( r" K$ A18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
6 R  y3 k# X8 r1 l  o% N  V有多远，死多远！！
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8 a0 L3 x) ?8 M! R20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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补充：
People mountain and people sea.
2 ]" c' ^) _- A) b( ]人山人海
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  m6 Z9 ]) l5 p; Eseven up eight down
七上八下

爱谁谁
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到）

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做早操:do morning  * * * *
做课间操:do class between * * * *


. o" n$ [8 I1 U# |" T" c一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）

# J( M/ e! l" J  F: ~9 m雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
5 t" p( W( z6 T" i2 X2 D8 j7 T800块， 吃你的，住你的
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) b0 y7 H5 n" _5 }8 n, e4 ^1 d4 ^good good study, day day up
% {) B8 m2 Q$ D2 G" A8 m6 Q& E好好学习 天天向上
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" Z4 [0 T  {4 R# ?open yellow gun
开簧腔
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1 I! s  Z6 [6 Wyou give me remember
你给我记着
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go your mother's
去你母亲的