找回密码
 加入华同
搜索
黄金广告位联系EMAIL:[email protected] 黄金广告[email protected]
查看: 332|回复: 0

世上最强中式英语

[复制链接]
发表于 2009-2-22 14:13:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who? & y5 J; D# C* w% |
咱俩谁跟谁阿
7 D+ A+ C6 Y2 ^5 V1 t  
$ \: t; ^6 P$ C! g2.how are you ? how old are you? ' c& ?2 Z) `+ J8 G2 c0 a5 E3 _
怎么是你,怎么老是你? - k7 ]' k- t7 W% b
  
- Z! c; |" N5 s; d3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you . `( Y( D% T8 b* x- P: `) U9 r
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 0 i% k( ?3 P6 T6 U9 s$ ?$ b3 Z
     w( M* S' w4 l) o( `; U2 D* p8 z
4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
& f/ Q3 |8 |' ?+ R) [# b! ~2 U. W- Q+ T你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 8 J% k4 `+ z, }) v

& q& a' ]8 A4 M2 i3 ^1 E. H5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
0 I2 n! Z4 j( k" B6 e3 o6 i有事起奏,无事退朝
; s4 @2 y0 E+ s/ k  
& e. n) l8 D5 l$ D$ I7 {. W6.you me you me 4 [! U- y6 T8 S: ?  M" o5 f
彼此彼此 / n5 H2 y: i3 Y6 ^! P+ O
   7 F3 C1 T! n0 z% }3 Z. ^) l% d& }" j
7.You Give Me Stop!! 3 V! C* k4 \9 c- l+ A' u
你给我站住!
/ R4 Z9 ~: q9 q( x  
. C2 g3 Z  N4 C( n2 d8.know is know noknow is noknow + k6 a- R$ ?* K: }
知之为知之,不知为不知… . Z5 h- Y& x0 \/ x) v/ o6 ?
   ' ^0 h3 O$ N# K. I
9.WATCH SISTER - g" i/ K" n7 O  D
表妹 $ G3 R0 J3 L' y; ?$ \# Q' Q
  
9 v+ D. V* @/ [10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! ) n; j5 t* n+ _2 x) A% @
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
3 m* r0 L2 x3 ~9 R+ v3 }' ?   % X# L) y. o! Z' ~- U/ |! C  I* m
11.American Chinese not enough   {9 K9 D! B0 h/ D
美中不足 ; a: ], |) L8 M# G
   8 w3 ~( x! V: r! Y; W5 _  \* H
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
8 N; R4 k+ Z2 c+ M% q. z车祸现场描述:一个车子来了,一个车子走,两个车子砰砰,人死了 0 X8 q9 }$ b+ m, F( E0 E$ ^; H6 N
     R4 h. j+ }3 R+ j% O
13.heart flower angry open 0 f) x8 p& E. n) h  S& f
心花怒放
1 M: V: Q6 U: E0 e
; P+ \, S  K3 m9 d/ Y0 ~/ S14.go past no mistake past 3 _9 n, E" l/ r8 @
走过路过,不要错过 3 ?7 ~; H5 y: O5 T- `& w" A
   ' G, G  ?7 M4 w2 a( f2 `
15.小明:I am sorry!
7 Y& Z8 l! q/ K* b3 [老外:I am sorry too!
9 I" M: q  G% d, e3 P6 R; F1 O小明:I am sorry three! , W$ o$ V# C& H- _6 |6 i9 j* b
老外:What are you sorry for? * @8 B( }! J8 Y. x; q+ T" b# E
小明:I am sorry five! ; J. a7 W( o, c7 T

8 x/ r  O& D, N/ L9 W16.If you want money,I have no; ; Y: p$ v0 u. d
if you want life,I have one! ( R& Y% j2 n  U* G7 e
要钱没有,要命一条
0 s9 e, K$ [7 q   ; s* v5 `/ w% X* G- n1 v  G% `+ w
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. & n* L# U" p/ `
我叫李老大,今年25。 / \+ {7 M8 L4 _

, U- @/ p2 Q1 A' O18.you have two down son。
. D$ a. d9 e9 P6 A4 _9 \& P) k! @. R% `你有两下子。   l' C/ s+ ^2 E7 v) D
  
( M% C5 h  z, W  V- Y19.as far as you go to die
4 D9 A$ m" y) y+ Q2 ?有多远,死多远!! , S9 G2 j4 z% D- Y/ p0 `

7 Z7 H) @! \5 i20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
0 \+ F# Q, f5 z' H, M; H- l0 k& q给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 ! c" M5 }8 {6 P4 y: q/ t
  
. D, K4 Q  J3 |( ^补充: 9 g- e4 S! N6 O( |5 Z
People mountain and people sea.
1 [% x) F8 `" U人山人海 7 Y7 w9 E& Q1 @+ ^2 S% V7 E
   " A6 o6 K! `  _6 [* S3 M2 X% ~
seven up eight down " B9 |$ j# k( ~
七上八下 0 e  H' ]$ R  l& l% f

, a0 {7 J) A) `6 o1 t( j- ^爱谁谁 " u) j. l  m% \
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
1 X' s( a/ S8 ^
5 ?, e6 N* {' `/ P5 }/ z不三不四 $ d: d9 R7 Y1 _- f) v
no three no four
( K& J4 p% _6 ]' U# \2 L' M3 F6 N- b$ B- r& y- y
做早操:do morning  * * * *
, i- S) r4 b) c" V8 c' U: V( k/ [做课间操:do class between * * * * ) ?* q& ]% f, _8 y

6 c( z0 m/ |0 A! ], ?+ U4 q( W
- N2 t2 @9 c  N  Y( H$ L) t一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) 9 P1 M" W$ V. ?8 P
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
$ M' F6 {9 k& ^: T7 M7 k4 t- V  q: L5 R; H
雇主 how much do you want a month? # T5 A! i1 K5 u4 ]# A
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you 6 e( y0 J$ o  B0 a; [2 x9 m6 P4 @
800块, 吃你的,住你的 1 b$ @+ I* b; e% ]

; [5 n: F6 p% x% h& Ygood good study, day day up
# r6 j# N6 v$ }' q1 n$ b好好学习 天天向上
; Z+ C% O+ |+ I) D
' u# D- O2 r2 c- u9 bopen yellow gun
* ?; a( i8 r- e开簧腔
5 F3 q2 I; C& {5 @7 a9 \. `8 ^8 q
6 D2 P0 F) U% y# [+ cyou give me remember / ~! r. d  H; C, E
你给我记着
, k3 y+ [9 D9 N8 [* I8 I' a$ G+ R$ G9 B: Z, s( f
go your mother's
% l8 C! Z/ @2 V5 Z8 b. L去你母亲的
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 加入华同

本版积分规则

Archiver|手机版|小黑屋|华人同志

GMT+8, 2025-4-30 08:47 , Processed in 0.053602 second(s), 4 queries , Redis On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.5

© 2001-2025 Discuz! Team.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表