世上最强中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
; \$ O( r  q( l/ C' \咱俩谁跟谁阿
　　
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
& k7 w: y( K# _! |1 w你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
( @1 g. a+ u; |4 L: r0 K+ D你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
　　
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
　　
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
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; y* J/ L2 _: k: u8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
　　
9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
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" ?7 u0 t% c, H( k: R4 y12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述：一个车子来了，一个车子走，两个车子砰砰，人死了
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13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
3 o1 |/ D. r/ c4 A9 U走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
# x' {. b8 y6 L老外：I am sorry too!
; Y5 j' M7 L, K; F4 `8 c. @小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
" T! Z/ H9 b# @+ e# I: C( a小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
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) I9 D; n: X- S8 U8 N: k17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。

9 \; O3 C! d/ J0 V& c18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！

20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
% ]5 I$ O! y1 ^, J给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
　　
补充：
1 W% h9 ?% m5 c4 ~  b: ?People mountain and people sea.
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& S+ ^. F( W! K9 xseven up eight down
七上八下

爱谁谁
0 f, ^. ^0 R4 o9 b- ?7 ~5 @love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到）
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4 e6 ~% r- q$ f, \5 ?0 Y# _' C# l不三不四
' ~4 V' S' f3 m' ano three no four

) Z/ t+ }1 f' L+ w, R% v做早操:do morning  * * * *
做课间操:do class between * * * *


) u' E* Y& o- |# y. g$ {一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
! y) d' i& @" V一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）

, C1 ^2 n; K) R! i; |! Z雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
9 i0 @! X. N8 |1 a" p* v800块， 吃你的，住你的
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) u" b! l, A5 y1 d( xgood good study, day day up
7 c4 z' D' [, \0 {好好学习 天天向上

4 i8 Z% J+ Z/ vopen yellow gun
开簧腔
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. a- T& w! F6 h+ M9 m% xyou give me remember
/ y; g8 a9 c5 t你给我记着
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go your mother's
去你母亲的