加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
& J& i& s# u/ L# E8 |9 }; g钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
4 Z" {* ]# h, y; w! @* x. Pso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
% x$ @) K% w' C3 }Love the neighbor. But don’t get
8 I* J: L3 l; [2 }0 F; A9 icaught.
( Z0 T# F+ b; ^要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
! C3 p9 I, |5 \8 w5 E% k  e每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
; e% @8 s- r% s3 F' K+ rEvery man should marry. After all,
. e6 P2 A5 l8 M5 a  Ghappiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
# ~7 q, d/ Q1 F7 R8 [8 {The wise
$ P0 f) ]- k6 g: inever marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
0 d, k% O( w/ N) z- F4 f. b+ TSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
4 y" o: U7 r% T3 C& v- ~- |tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
- r. g- K5 W- W; U+ n# g. ]backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
4 }2 S% A0 q5 a) r0 y' G" x“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
1 }  n& T6 V& P' a& E5 X' `  v“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
; N5 s4 K9 v- Q9 LThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
0 x5 Z& H  N; ~4 PBut why take the risk?
; [2 O' a# ^- ?/ F) ~" T4 z4 ]4 q6 P努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
: f- |/ a% z) K! ^, m; `& C. @“Work fascinates me.“ I can
- x+ h8 H+ I, z0 M: F8 O7 z, Nlook at it for hours!
& }* N# k/ z( j7 o. W工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
; V" [5 y% t( m: p7 VGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
* K* {3 N! l  M: h神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
* F2 b/ b/ s% B7 @$ n4 M; a  P" }A dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
1 g  I: X. z/ A6 |view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
6 P6 z- Z- u9 ?/ r1 ]+ V0 t0 LThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
% p0 v/ P% X* N; ~# P! o$ V( p* ^4 aThe more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
9 E9 N2 T9 J. a' H! C( v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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