加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

沪西人家

Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
& B" \( D* @% h9 E7 O钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
2 W% {( C8 V; ^; t% w, p0 q6 w5 COne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
. N" z$ ?2 e$ c每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
* ~  ~& d/ j8 Q, F9 B: v* ~9 {/ R1 @Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
3 ^. i& \( s6 u- T# @' I. r) F% lBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
* O: q2 O: y) r; Y  VEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
' W% _% }9 M) x( U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
' T) K0 q( Q; E. U2 q+ u" pThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
4 S1 `1 m, x. P8 e7 ?- Totherwise.
2 P2 J" k( m6 a8 \/ t; N/ o" r( i聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
! V8 s' Z* i1 d" u, t' x! {Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
% _3 B; T. v7 r) W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
6 K# Y; Y8 L$ u- n0 lNever put off the work till
8 O1 I9 f, A% Q- M- ~% d' N1 stomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 H$ ?. i  a4 d0 x/ C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- {- s' E' E9 a# Z! }0 D% x“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
7 k" r- I8 ?2 u, ?6 {( H9 [7 eThere should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
5 g! r0 N( {4 Y9 K. ?5 amorning.
1 W8 O) G: i8 ]! |! g- a* Z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
9 J2 o9 ]! e; k# S$ J0 v7 bBut why take the risk?
3 m( `# z3 m9 t6 g2 r努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
6 y2 w, H0 M2 C. KGod made relatives; Thank God we
can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2 b: C1 @% G* F# [/ {When two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
/ _* \2 U) N$ e) j7 O1 L- K# U+ cfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
5 p' I. U9 Q6 Z4 Z& T+ I服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ A+ X1 K$ j: ]  q1 M- yThe more you learn, the more you know,
2 d9 ^$ [/ i8 P6 FThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
9 p: s) H' k5 T8 F( J* k) gknow. So why bother to learn.
* a7 _4 ^6 S6 a5 Y) v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
为什么学来着