加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
# J+ M1 B4 R: o* C4 r3 J' Z, ~Mastercard & Visa.
5 R7 O" m. k, b% x* V! o* o! l钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
so tasty.
( ]% h& ^: v0 a0 y$ O每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
$ M- m5 N& R# x" N7 pSave water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
2 U+ [( f% x$ x7 O# Z4 m1 a" s7 I3 g要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
5 w8 I2 x( k) p: W& I5 ecaught.
' D5 B+ e/ F* e9 X) l- G2 A要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
9 G, k8 g# _; i8 R, LEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 R1 S: k# t% N/ C! b再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
& z+ n  M- U8 _( Y7 RThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
" g/ o7 e' a. L5 o5 ^: Y0 ONever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
, ?4 V6 J; @# ?不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
0 h; T' J1 x+ Zphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
( Y' N( Z' B& v' u+ s; [6 V“Your future depends on your
# z5 X- \0 t% |2 K" hdreams.” So go to sleep.
) r' i' q/ F  H# O$ m4 d3 V6 r“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
2 J9 y7 I9 k6 M( w2 ?  L1 \“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
! z4 _5 O/ `- O$ y努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
  R0 {7 M/ i/ H0 r, _" m1 ican choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
" g8 @0 o' O: y' w  MWhen two’s
company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed
. B& B" @1 g' [" ]5 p- e5 ~+ `$ pfence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
) b  m* K& E) M) h+ J2 S" f0 _服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
' S$ Q; U3 @$ n% NThe more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
! x6 F8 r  ~4 R- M; v* b0 u4 i. P学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
8 J1 y: n; c' O为什么学来着