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『双语博客』洋拉拉告诉你:与女同交谈的十大禁句

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发表于 2010-5-5 22:04:30 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
在Asylum看到一篇挺好玩的老外博客《10 Things You Should Never Say to a Lesbian(十大绝对不要跟拉拉说的话)》,一个女同志(Nikki Dowling,下图里的红衣女就是她)给所有男性同胞列出来的绝对不要跟拉拉说的十大“禁句”。听说现在大学里男同女同都越来越多了,大家也应该学习学习如何不要冒犯人家哦。女同虽然是女的,可也有不少甚为彪悍的mm哦,小心被扁。。。下面是JuliaD为大家翻译的全文:
2 D& I2 `- f% {Lesbians are great for hanging out with, talking to about sports and beating you in arm wresting. Unfortunately, the porn industry has also done a pretty good job of convincing you lesbians also want to have sex with you.# y$ x; M" {# `+ X7 i& C1 w
广大男同胞们,其实跟拉拉做“兄弟”是很好的,一起玩啦,聊聊体育啦,还能跟你掰腕子把你给赢了。可惜的是,A片业的工作做得实在是太好了,搞得你们男的都觉得拉拉也有可能跟你OOXX。; `' s2 {  t: z6 P& _0 I9 L
Luckily, this real, flesh-and-blood lesbian to set you straight (heh). Without further ado, here are a few lines that are almost certain to get you ousted from lesbian ladies night at your local pool hall." }2 n* M% d9 m1 i1 b. Z7 J$ H
现在好了,让我这个活生生的拉拉来给你上一课吧。开门见山吧,下面就是十个绝对会让你被拉拉们胖揍一顿的“禁句”。
+ u4 Z4 X1 Y, G7 i1 V; a# X7 G10. “You just haven’t met the right guy yet.” No, but I certainly seem to be talking to the wrong one right now. Maybe you haven’t met the right guy.* ]8 d2 s3 ?* K$ r. _3 t' m9 u- z
10、“你只是没遇到对的男人啦。” 去你的吧。不过按照现在的情况,我今天确实没遇到对的男人,你就很错。话说回来,你是不是也没遇到对的“男人”啊?遇到了你就同了?$ i' L6 O$ x$ a$ K' J, F
9. “Wanna have a threesome?” No, but I’ll take your girl home and teach her a thing or two about what she’s been missing.
3 m$ g$ g5 j( K" v; J 9、“想玩3P不?”去你的吧。我倒是可以把你女朋友带回家教她些你不能满足她的招数。
# ?. r1 U- w. w7 v: r2 h8. “Lesbians can’t have sex.” Oh yeah? You just keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel better: W1 k: i1 [$ n, _; G8 N+ G0 E
8、“拉拉的ooxx都不是真的ooxx。”哈,你就这么自欺欺人下去吧,只要能让你心里舒服点就行了。
7 `/ C- ^9 o$ d" C/ |6 n  v' I# F7. “So who’s the man in your relationship?” Maybe you didn’t notice but there is no man in this relationship because we’re both girls. That’s sorta the point of being gay.$ W( k% ~) m% b7 x, X6 ?% O
7、“那你们俩谁演男的啊?” 我俩都是女的,所以没有男的。我们要是想要男的,就不拉拉了。/ J3 U- }: f7 w/ O) R
6. “You don’t look gay.” What is that supposed to mean? Just because I’m not wearing a bandanna and baggy jeans and riding in a pickup truck doesn’t mean I’m going to sleep with you. Go away.$ U4 S" x- G, T  x
6、“真看不出来你是拉拉啊。”您到底啥意思啊?老娘确实没戴头巾,没穿拖拖拉拉的牛仔裤,没开小卡车,可这不代表我就想跟你滚床单。哪儿凉快哪儿呆着去。; n: r% c& e% n% I3 b
5. “How do you know you’re gay? Are you sure?” If you want me to answer this honestly, you’d better sit down because it’s going to take a while. See, I have to tell you about the painful realization that started when I was 14, and the agonizing coming-out process. But I probably don’t want to share this with a complete stranger, so it’s likely I’ll just tell you that, if I had any doubts before I met you, they’re gone now.
$ @' x9 j, g  p8 [$ g 5、“你怎么知道自己是同性爱啊?你确定不?” 想听真话的话,您最好坐下来听我细说。要说就要从我十四岁就走上的这条痛苦的自我认识之路开始了,还要加上荆棘满途的出柜经历。可惜的是,我可不想跟个陌生人掏心掏肺的。就这么跟你说吧:要是说遇到你之前我还对自己的性向存疑的话,现在我就完全可以肯定了。
9 h- i' @# ]  ^) [$ [  }& ^4. “I think they should just give gay people civil unions.” Gee, thanks so much for your support! Separate But Equal is always the way to go, right?% s8 P4 `' h, @/ i  M" i
4、“我觉得同志可以民事结合[1]啦。”噢,多谢您支持啊。种族隔离一样就最好了是吧,正常婚姻是你们异性恋的,我们就只有“民事结合”了。
7 m! L; d$ T0 S( m- _  b5 i3. “But you’ve been with a man, right?” Yes, take a deep breath. I know what I’m “missing,” and I gotta tell you, fellas, it’s not much. Also, don’t take the fact that I’ve been with a dude as an invitation to question my sexuality.
1 m$ h5 `8 ^# ^  U& ^& @ 3、“不过你之前交过男朋友吧?” 是的,我交过,深呼吸一下。我知道我“错过”的是什么。跟你直说了吧,我一点都不觉得可惜。还有,不要因为我交过男朋友就开始怀疑我的性向。
. P* n& G' y  R1 ]& N& G 2. “Dyke.” Don’t use this word. Somehow it has snuck into everyday vernacular, but it’s derogatory and offensive. File it under “homophobic” and shut up.5 i# T1 [/ k4 f8 V/ I! e' X
2、“Dyke。”别用这个词了。虽然这个被用来指代女同志的词已经家喻户晓了,但其实这词是贬义的,而且很让人不爽。从今以后就把这词归到“同志恐惧症”一栏吧,闭上你的鸟嘴。  x0 i8 @! C; S; m
1. “Can I watch?” No.
$ ]! P6 b$ H- ^: j: E 1、“你俩OOXX的时候我能看不?” 去你的吧。
2 I! d9 \* k* ~. D注[1]:civil unions 民事结合,只经过政府公证的婚姻,区别于传统的附有宗教意义的婚姻。不少国家同性可以公证结婚,但不能进入教堂。相当于中国的领证不办酒吧。5 D/ s; |' ~' U8 |! k, e2 L
PS:感觉这个跟【老外说性】里的Dan很是异曲同工啊,这个同志女同学很是火爆啊,看来实在是被这些“禁句”折腾得够呛吧。
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