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发表于 2008-4-19 16:38:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Hi there. I hope for people who like to practice English, this will be a nice busy corner. To get the ball rolling, I am pasting some email pass-on that is pretty funny. Please take a look down here and converse HARD, at least for Olympics' sake   lol
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Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.( f1 v0 C2 J: o8 P% V. U3 L0 v8 @

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# _/ p/ R4 J& c* r- A! kThat's not right!                                              San Ting Wong! 5 y$ M- O1 i, V5 X' U- Z  L

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Stupid Man                                                      Dum Fuk 2 \, x5 N1 w) M3 _

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I bumped into a coffee table!                           Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni " U8 }* w6 `  d1 y6 a+ @
  
$ I& |6 |5 K8 p% ?( `, h& W' UIt's very dark in here!                                      Wai So Dim 3 Z$ N2 ~6 |' b! O; [

4 \( c! W; d( U( RI thought you were on a diet!                           Wai Yu Mun Ching 9 {+ l& j8 {8 I7 `: S, j

% p  o: z/ H( S# [2 h' UThis is a tow away zone!                                  No Pa King' R5 Z. ^3 B) e) H2 q
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Our meeting is scheduled for next week!          Wai Yu Kum Nao  
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He's cleaning his automobile                            Wa Shing Ka 1 X0 a0 m' v, k$ |; ]/ }

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Great                                                            Fa Kin Su Pa!
 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-20 19:00:08 | 显示全部楼层

boring?

Okay, obviously, the ball is not rolling. It is totally stuck... Guys, at least for the Olympics' sake, polish your English and get some practice. (Maybe I should flee and start a new life on some other sites that are not so quiet.)
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/ m+ `& g2 Q4 M7 Q% hfridae.com is a good one for people who know a bit of English and gaydar is good to help you get laid with foreigners.
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发表于 2008-4-21 08:45:33 | 显示全部楼层
this just beyond my grasp~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-21 10:09:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 08:45 发表
4 j* z, i$ ]3 M; Q8 m/ v/ ythis just beyond my grasp~

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Okay, allow me to explain, Mr. "Slow", hehehe... All these English expressions are spelled out in pinyin and sound all Chinese-like, which is funny! For instance, when you think something is great, you say "fa king su pa", meaning "fucking super".
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发表于 2008-4-21 11:38:55 | 显示全部楼层
hehe…i think u must  be good at english,but on the contrary,english is my weakness course.are u major in english?i am very courious about it…嘿嘿
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-21 11:55:53 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 11:38 发表
) ^  `# r' e0 f- `hehe…i think u must  be good at english,but on the contrary,english is my weakness course.are u major in english?i am very courious about it…嘿嘿

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; b" l3 P) L7 BYeah, I happen to be an English major, but just let you know, NOT every English major is that good at his business. My ex-classmates were mostly lousy. Also, many non-English majors can have an excellent command of English too and some even speak other languages.9 y1 Y' N, V, [9 F
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Anyway, I think it is quite important because when you would like some hot sex with a foreigner (who presumably speaks English), maybe "yes, no, I like it, oh that hurts" is pretty enough but when it comes to forming a relationship, language barrier might seriously get in the way...
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发表于 2008-4-21 12:06:39 | 显示全部楼层
yeah,it sounds ture.Improving english level is my primary goal this year.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-22 08:51:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 12:06 发表 ( S/ V" `) S0 R* r
yeah,it sounds ture.Improving english level is my primary goal this year.
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too bad you are not thinking of "hiring me" haha
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