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最牛的中国式英语

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发表于 2008-4-17 09:49:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?
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& m4 k3 |$ t) M6 @  咱俩谁跟谁?
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  2.how are you?how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?+ r5 ]9 S! i3 ?& k  @2 O- V  C  e

3 N, \0 u& \& Z; L  3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。
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9 t- Y- Q0 f" C: T: c  o4 L  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!; G. v7 _& E* i
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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& V9 a4 [% ]3 @3 N& w/ h  5.hello every body!if you have something to say,then say!if you have no thing to say,go home!!" ^# g0 P" N; I- O1 z# h
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  有事起奏,无事退朝。& {; x% M. S: c5 |
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  6.you me you me
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4 f/ _; h# r2 g# C  彼此彼此。6 X. Q, @! _0 ~2 u

5 P# ^* h# b( Y1 x" H3 t3 G& O  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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; y- \+ P  g4 g1 v) `6 Y: H  你给我站住!4 T, }; \* p8 A8 }

% \0 e/ Y, T0 K; X# M7 @  8.know is know no know is no know
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  知之为知之,不知为不知。5 x7 O7 B8 Z& r, w
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  9.WATCH SISTER表妹。5 s! ]0 E( K- l% ?& w7 d8 @) j% \

4 m% \4 w# t  h5 E- u5 `  10.drag on bornd ragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!!/ ?- [7 `3 B! |( l5 r" B

" f# ]: \* U8 D$ T+ s- s: {  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!( K8 o3 y8 d2 I( I* v! d/ M8 G6 ]
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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% I& Z7 b( H* R/ _, n. L  美中不足。
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, J3 d0 K" a& o  12.one car come one car go,two car peng peng,people die
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4 `2 l  x$ w6 C/ z0 a2 H, s  车祸现场描述。& T6 H- L" H( I

- q/ U0 i, U4 Y; p; |. Z$ X+ r. Q  13.heart flower angry open
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  心花怒放。2 R* k- R" P+ R4 R6 e

& M& K4 W' o4 p  i1 S) B  14.go past no mistake past
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  走过路过,不要错过。
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  15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!( U: `- K9 L% ~  L" |

3 o  j7 q, S7 R$ c: ?- g7 {  16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!: \+ i/ |/ p% z+ F+ n5 E' w
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  要钱没有,要命一条。
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' T7 p5 ~$ ~, q/ Y  17.I call Li old big.to year 25.
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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  18.you have two down son。; x9 ?: B: @; {" h9 m) b

8 c' }/ g7 b% E6 T9 G& B0 ?  你有两下子。
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, }6 F7 Z4 O5 y& f  19.as far as you go to die
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$ J# {# _# y  {: @# T" H/ O& _9 i  有多远,死多远!!!!# z4 w9 I! ]; H  @1 S  B

6 g% c8 W# X( `. x. H  20.I give you face you don’t wann a face,you lose you face,I turn my face
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; L7 B1 ~! Q' \4 S+ Q+ `0 F0 O; k  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
发表于 2008-4-17 10:09:08 | 显示全部楼层
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