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发表于 2008-4-17 09:49:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?/ e8 Q) u7 t. k7 E; O( N+ g
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  咱俩谁跟谁?
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  2.how are you?how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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; F6 S* [2 x: S  3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。
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7 o  ?0 G/ r+ n, k, u( w  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!# ?! \4 r( L3 T$ V) e5 Z. Q: Q0 r
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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3 I6 o/ I: O- Z6 n, \$ D) k  5.hello every body!if you have something to say,then say!if you have no thing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝。' J4 e6 `+ X) X( r. V, L) ?  l

5 c; r8 v$ G" k2 ]  6.you me you me
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( D5 R: l+ c1 g. M& B; Y2 Q- j  彼此彼此。' W: j" H: z5 o
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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, O! \$ F) A- Z3 p8 q; I  你给我站住!3 F$ q5 n+ a" I2 S- f: O1 X; x9 U
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  8.know is know no know is no know: d$ W, j' o# @5 ^

( ]- \: h- g: p& ^6 M0 y( Q  知之为知之,不知为不知。
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4 `+ n2 \' U& S) [) A  9.WATCH SISTER表妹。" d- E2 Z' G$ P
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  10.drag on bornd ragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!!  ~5 b( j" p( V  N, o) F3 r
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!) }4 }" M4 P% t7 q

  J/ M3 `( g: _: B4 {* D$ V" G- S  11.American Chinese not enough! c2 @- O: E1 G9 s1 H' T

: X0 U1 @4 r; `! P! w4 q  美中不足。
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0 ~3 N% d2 M" S$ P( m7 ?( q; Z  12.one car come one car go,two car peng peng,people die
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  车祸现场描述。
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  13.heart flower angry open
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  心花怒放。! g9 U! ?! c7 J9 @( @  p

( p3 z7 \0 Y4 {6 a  14.go past no mistake past2 Z8 N4 f/ A7 [: x
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  走过路过,不要错过。
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  15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
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* o9 C5 l' e- L1 _  要钱没有,要命一条。- Q/ H" [4 t# |$ D$ X, g. V7 \+ `

. W2 z3 p# s3 e  17.I call Li old big.to year 25.
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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6 r+ [2 x9 e5 G3 v* |# E  18.you have two down son。5 d, F! p# K5 U' i9 O

8 g* Z& o0 C& i( x8 t6 l  你有两下子。* A/ {$ j- }7 {! r" I- ]
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  19.as far as you go to die( h8 [- c/ F+ X/ o
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  有多远,死多远!!!!9 f) o3 t- z' V2 C( Q2 L
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  20.I give you face you don’t wann a face,you lose you face,I turn my face
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0 @2 K( C' N% G# `" }2 |. `  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
发表于 2008-4-17 10:09:08 | 显示全部楼层
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